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你會不會相信我是上來看風水的？

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周先生, 你是嫖客身分

3
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請你站到一邊, 別妨礙警察辦事

4
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站哪邊

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放下槍, 不然我殺了他<br/>別動

6
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不要呀

7
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好, 我放下

8
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我當時只想著他絕對不能死

9
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我覺得嘉信越來越像阿基了

10
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小姐, 我打過電話來說可以拿了

11
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好的, 請你等一等<br/>謝謝

12
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我夠體貼了吧

13
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腳傷還沒好就陪你來買鑽戒

14
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行了, 你最好了

15
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當然了

16
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先生, 你看有沒有問題<br/>小心點

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好

18
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不錯吧<br/>沒問題了, 謝謝

19
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謝謝光顧

20
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麻煩你了, 拜拜

21
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拜<br/>好漂亮

22
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叫救護車

23
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老大…

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讓開…

25
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照那個人兇狠的槍法以及他的身手

26
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我相信他應該是個職業殺手

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死者名叫歐陽星, 是黑社會老大

28
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所以我懷疑這件案子<br/>八成是江湖仇殺

29
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真是煩

30
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非要致人於死地未免太狠了

31
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李Sir, 朱Sir找你

32
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好…你坐會兒, 等我

33
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行…<br/>等我

34
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小姐, 下次這種情況你可以按警鈴

35
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警察會馬上趕到, 你何必這樣…

36
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碧晴

37
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你也在這兒, 今天沒值班嗎？

38
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沒有, 過來, 跟你聊幾句, 來…

39
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甚麼事？神神秘秘的

40
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我中午遇到一件黑幫仇殺案

41
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我差點抓到那個兇手

42
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你沒事吧

43
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他踹得我肚子好痛

44
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要不要緊？

45
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沒事了, 現在不痛了

46
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我有件東西要還給你

47
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我的鍊子

48
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冷靜點, 這是警察局

49
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怎麼會在你這兒

50
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那天我們倆分手之後

51
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我就上行人天橋去搭地鐵

52
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走著…突然踩到東西我就撿起來

53
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原來真是你的？

54
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是呀, 是我大學畢業的時候<br/>明蔚送給我的, 找不回來就慘了

55
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總之這次多虧有你, 我請你吃飯

56
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好…

57
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不過今天不行, 我還有事要辦

58
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我也忙著打求職信

59
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那改天吧, 拜拜<br/>好

60
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你呼吸和走路都沒聲音, 這麼可怕

61
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不是有意的<br/>我聽李Sir說你回來了

62
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我第一個跑來恭喜你<br/>哪有時間喘氣

63
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恭喜我甚麼

64
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恭喜你找個白雪公主

65
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你見過哪個白馬王子是單眼皮的

66
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我甚麼都見過了, 你騙不了我的

67
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瞧你咪著嘴偷笑<br/>就知道你墜入愛河了

68
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是哪個女孩這麼倒楣

69
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姓董的, 讓一讓

70
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有甚麼想問我？我最喜歡幫助人了

71
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有甚麼方法可以不知不覺中<br/>使某個女孩子不知不覺的接受我

72
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愛情其實很簡單

73
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一個字, 勇

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勇字？

75
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勇敢的勇

76
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勇敢的向對方表白一切

77
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表明你對她的愛慕, 這樣就行了

78
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有時候也要看情形的, 愛情是學問

79
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如果想要我教你就應該尊師重道

80
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買罐汽水解解渴, 當交學費嘛小子

81
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喝過的, 老兄

82
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你還在這兒

83
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是呀, 我有話想跟你說

84
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甚麼

85
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其實這條鍊子有段故事

86
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甚麼故事

87
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那天我是特地回去找的

88
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花了四個鐘頭才找到

89
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但是找到的時候鍊扣已經斷了

90
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所以我拿去下午那家銀樓修理

91
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對不起<br/>為了我的鍊子你受了不少罪

92
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我喜歡你…

93
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你忍笑的功夫真到家

94
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可是我也不弱, 你想耍我

95
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你看著我的雙眼, 我是認真的

96
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就是你的樣子太認真了

97
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所以才知道你是在玩

98
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這麼認真你還說我玩呀

99
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如果你真的喜歡那個人

100
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你怎麼會對著那個人<br/>說這麼肉麻的話, 又不是拍戲

101
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換了別人我也許會相信, 可是你…

102
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你怎麼會突然喜歡我呢<br/>明知道不可能的嘛

103
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你想耍我, 省省吧

104
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好討厭, 幹嘛這麼快就拆穿人家？

105
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你更討厭, 還這麼幼稚

106
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有車…

107
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送你一程

108
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不用了, 我等偉力一塊吃宵夜

109
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一起呀

110
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不去了, 我走了

111
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拜拜

112
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拜

113
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麻煩請太子道

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對不起

115
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齊哥

116
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阿七, 你在搞甚麼

117
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你今天把我叫來, 就是為這件事

118
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我問你為甚麼要派人去幹掉他？

119
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你也知道他已經跟我談攏了

120
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我知道

121
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不過阿星那小子貪得無厭

122
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我們今天割一塊餅給他吃

123
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明天呢, 他會把整塊都吞了

124
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那你也不用做那麼絕

125
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斬草要除根

126
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要狠下心才可以徹底解決問題

127
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如果一隻狗咬過你

128
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你就不該再讓牠跟在你身邊, 齊哥

129
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讓不讓他跟是我的事

130
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你知不知道？你把事情鬧大了

131
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很容易引起警察上門查的

132
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齊哥你不用擔心, 我辦事乾淨俐落

133
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那個殺手早已經逃回大陸

134
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算了, 反正已經做了

135
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現在說甚麼也沒用了

136
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不過我告訴你

137
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你既然叫我一聲齊哥

138
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我希望以後你做任何事都要問過我

139
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我知道

140
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嘉信

141
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姑姑你這次不用再勸我了

142
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你應該知道我為甚麼要搬

143
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我和你這種骯髒污穢的人<br/>沒有辦法住在同一間屋子裡面

144
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嘉信<br/>是呀, 我是骯髒污穢

145
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但是你別忘了<br/>我再骯髒污穢也是你爸

146
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你都是姓葉的

147
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就因為我姓葉, 是你兒子

148
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所以我才更覺得羞恥

149
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嘉信你怎麼可以說出這樣的話呢

150
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這麼多年來你就只會埋怨

151
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你有沒有關心過你這個爸爸

152
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你不要跟他說了

153
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我不需要向他解釋

154
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你愛怎麼想隨便你

155
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你要搬就搬吧

156
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你要走我不留你

157
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你想搬是因為你懦弱你想逃避

158
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你考慮清楚我說的話

159
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還沒放糖的

160
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要放多少勺？我幫你放

161
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我自己來就行了<br/>省得你又放鹽捉弄我

162
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是呀…你太可愛了

163
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所以我每天都忍不住<br/>要捉弄你十次八次

164
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既然你知道我這人喜歡胡說八道

165
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所以我說的話你千萬別當真知道嗎

166
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大哥芬…

167
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這個特製三明治我專誠送給你的

168
00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,040
你上次銀樓抓兇手, 棒呀

169
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我封你為我的偶像

170
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我又沒抓到他給他跑了<br/>少拍我馬屁了

171
00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,880
如果你正在值班, 就要拼

172
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你當時又不是值班, 只是普通市民

173
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,600
何必那麼拼命呢？兒子

174
00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,680
伯父, 話可不能這麼說

175
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就算是普通市民

176
00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:42,160
也能根據一零一市民拘捕權<br/>去抓匪徒的

177
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小姐

178
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甚麼<br/>你身為輔警應該專業一點

179
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是根據刑事訴訟條例第一百零一條<br/>Ａ款, 賦於每一個市民的拘捕權

180
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你要記住

181
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另外, 老爸, 你看看我們

182
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我們任何時候<br/>都是個負責盡職的兼職警察

183
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是呀…你們是<br/>Yes Sir

184
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見到你們真好, 終於可以講話了

185
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怎麼了

186
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我跟他一起巡邏兩個鐘頭<br/>一句話也沒講過

187
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我嘴巴都快結蜘蛛網了

188
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嘉信一塊坐

189
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不要叫了…

190
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,640
以前跟他講十句話<br/>起碼會應一句“哦”

191
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現在連個“哦”也沒有了

192
00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:16,120
也許人家心情不好嘛<br/>你們兩個少說幾句吧

193
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,520
替他說話, 你聽到沒有？

194
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,080
我又沒聾, 聽到了

195
00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:29,840
賀記, 要點甚麼

196
00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:35,800
我叫你別打來了, 又怎麼了

197
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好…行…好了…

198
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大麻成, 替我看舖子, 我出去一下

199
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知道

200
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好久不見了, 球哥, 最近好嗎？

201
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幹甚麼繃著臉, 這樣對老相好

202
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既然好久不見, 就不要見了嘛

203
00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,200
一見面就伸手要錢

204
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,400
這麼厚臉皮的事只有你才做得出來

205
00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,400
我們早就斷了二十年了

206
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,800
互不相欠, 你還來拿錢？

207
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真是上輩子欠你的

208
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謝謝…

209
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好了, 下不為例

210
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,360
以後別再給我打電話了

211
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我不想讓家人知道這件事

212
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那…再多給幾百嘛

213
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還得寸進尺

214
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我不想再找你嘛

215
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有辦法誰來麻煩你呀

216
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對了, 他怎麼樣

217
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你不是早當他死了嗎？

218
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親生老媽不要他了

219
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,640
幸虧有個掛名的老爸照顧他

220
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,120
那我走了

221
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,920
你記住, 不要再來找我們了

222
00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,240
我不會再施捨你了

223
00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,440
你今天挺好看的

224
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,600
我一向都這麼好看

225
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,240
你覺得嘉信為人怎麼樣

226
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,880
老實說, 他是我認識的朋友之中

227
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,480
家庭背景最複雜的一個

228
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,160
不過他也很奇怪

229
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,240
家裡弄成這個樣子他還跑來當輔警

230
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,360
真是高深莫測

231
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,640
朋友之間是不應該介意他的背景的

232
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,800
最重要的是<br/>你覺得他值得做朋友就行了

233
00:13:57,560 --> 00:14:00,480
小朋友, 你要去哪裡？你的家人呢

234
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,480
我家裡只有媽媽

235
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,440
不過一大早她就不見了

236
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:05,920
單親家庭就是這樣了

237
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,360
一個女人要扛起整個家

238
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,680
要多孝順你媽知道嗎？

239
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:11,880
我知道了

240
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:15,600
不過她整天人影都不見<br/>早就習慣了

241
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:16,960
我不跟你聊了

242
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,000
我要回家做飯, 拜拜

243
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,640
你不要緊吧<br/>看著

244
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,720
小朋友, 你住幾樓？我幫你搬上去

245
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:26,960
天台

246
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,720
有沒有電梯？

247
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:34,160
你怎麼會和警察在一起？四少<br/>你又犯事啦

248
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,160
媽

249
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,600
你叫四少呀

250
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,440
別客氣

251
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,280
你一定又偷東西了

252
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,200
媽平時怎麼教你的<br/>你怎麼就是不聽呢

253
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,120
我沒有

254
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,040
你給我留點面子, 四少

255
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,880
你知不知道？一失手就很麻煩了

256
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,280
要坐牢的, 你就完蛋了

257
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,480
偷東西也被人抓到, 真是不中用

258
00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,000
阿Sir、Madam, 不好意思

259
00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,360
可不可以通融一下？

260
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:01,640
他還小嘛, 下次不會了…

261
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,960
媽, 別這麼丟臉了

262
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,920
這位太太<br/>你兒子沒做過任何犯法的事

263
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,920
我們只是幫他搬東西上去

264
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:09,840
就是嘛

265
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,040
早點說嘛

266
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,400
我就知道我四少不會那麼差勁的

267
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,480
但是你這麼教小孩子怎麼行呢

268
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,200
你老是扔下他一個人不管

269
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,400
他在外面做些甚麼<br/>認識些甚麼人你也不知道

270
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,840
難道要等到打開報紙電視<br/>知道出事了才後悔

271
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,240
知道…

272
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:28,640
四少, 老媽借到錢了<br/>待會和你吃大餐

273
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:29,520
拿東西

274
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:31,520
動作快點

275
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,280
謝謝

276
00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:36,520
怎麼有這種老媽

277
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,000
走吧

278
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,120
好煩呀…<br/>你這沒良心的做出這種事情來

279
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,120
我求求你不要煩了好不好？<br/>你還對得起我嗎？做出這種事情

280
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,400
世芬, 你回來得正好<br/>你到底想怎麼樣

281
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:47,840
你老爸對不起我, 他去鬼混

282
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:48,760
你別聽你媽胡說

283
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,440
你老爸是這種人嗎？

284
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,800
你別死不承認了

285
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:52,520
哪有呀

286
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,520
你們少吵幾句吧<br/>鄰居聽到會笑話的

287
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,960
甚麼, 我才不怕人家聽到呢

288
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,440
我做人光明正大<br/>你做出見不得人的事

289
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,600
我哪有甚麼見不得人<br/>你甚麼時候看見我鬼混了

290
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,200
如果我要混<br/>也不會到今天才混, 笨蛋

291
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,320
你罵我是笨蛋？<br/>是呀

292
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,920
媽<br/>是呀…我是笨呀

293
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,200
那麼你今天幹嘛聽完電話就跑出去

294
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,080
阿昭說的

295
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,320
阿昭, 你跟你老爸說

296
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,000
你說甚麼

297
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,960
是我, 我只是照事實說

298
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,360
是呀, 是個朋友打電話給我

299
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,440
甚麼朋友那麼重要

300
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,560
純情少女還是風流寡婦

301
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:26,280
在小孩子面前你收斂一下, 多難聽

302
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,640
是明胖子打電話給我

303
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,280
我們還一起喝過他的喜酒呢

304
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,640
對呀, 媽, 我陪你去買衣服的

305
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,600
好, 這個不算

306
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,640
那為甚麼你在櫃台拿了幾千塊錢？

307
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,920
我朋友打電話來, 他有困難嘛

308
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,520
我怎麼能見死不救

309
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,280
哪會有這麼巧

310
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,960
不然又怎麼會有人中三Ｔ、六合彩<br/>是不是？

311
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,720
聽見沒有？我懶得跟你說<br/>是呀, 別吵了

312
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,600
你不說清楚我跟你沒完沒了<br/>說甚麼

313
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,200
明胖子幹嘛要向你借幾千塊錢<br/>說甚麼？還有甚麼可說的

314
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:59,720
他要幾千塊…<br/>散場了…回房睡覺了

315
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:04,560
老爸老媽真是的<br/>每個禮拜都要做場好戲給我們看

316
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:08,160
要是有個大嫂在就好了

317
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:11,200
起碼還可以幫忙支撐這個家

318
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,440
你畢業之後不就可以幫這個家了

319
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:15,760
睡吧

320
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,360
大哥, 晚安

321
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,840
他一定對不起我, 我要跟他離婚

322
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,880
你幹甚麼？媽, 你坐下來

323
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,800
我已經決定了

324
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,400
你別這麼神經過敏

325
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:51,000
老爸平時在賀記<br/>對女人看都不看一眼

326
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,840
我不會錯的

327
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,920
那個死鬼一定心裡有鬼

328
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,760
你知不知道他剛才對我做過甚麼

329
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,680
別這麼大聲, 吵醒弟弟了

330
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,680
他偷偷的替我蓋被子

331
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:05,560
每次他做了虧心事就會對我特別好

332
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,120
一定是對不起我

333
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,400
你先冷靜一點

334
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,520
不過你好好的想想

335
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,200
你們都已經是老夫老妻了對吧

336
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:17,440
現在弟弟妹妹都長這麼大了<br/>你們才要鬧離婚, 多難為情

337
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,000
你叫他們將來怎麼出去見人呢

338
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,800
你這麼說, 總算不枉我養大你

339
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,320
放心吧

340
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,400
回去睡吧, 把老爸吵醒又麻煩了

341
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,320
這樣好了, 我答應你<br/>我幫你盯緊老爸行了吧

342
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:37,720
睡吧

343
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,400
你說的

344
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:40,600
行…

345
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,360
你說的<br/>行了

346
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,520
不要妨礙警察辦事

347
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,760
退後…讓一讓

348
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,720
控制台請派兩部救護車過來

349
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,760
讓讓…退後…

350
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,720
看著…讓讓

351
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,040
當時的情形是怎麼回事？你想清楚

352
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,800
死了兩個, 太狠毒了

353
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,440
還有得鬧呢

354
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,440
你想想, 星爺被人幹掉了

355
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,280
他的手下怎麼能夠善罷干休呢是吧

356
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,000
那豈不是很忙

357
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,360
早料到了, 我收到消息

358
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,600
那些傢伙真的想把事情鬧大

359
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,080
看看下回是誰倒楣了

360
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,120
還有呀, 我知道這件案子

361
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:42,080
和前陣子洪智權中槍的案子有關

362
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,440
嘉信, 我是特地來找你的

363
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,240
我剛剛做完採訪

364
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,720
是有關星爺被槍殺的案子

365
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,160
我還聽說跟洪智權有關

366
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,640
你知道洪智權是你爸爸集團的高層

367
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,240
他這次…<br/>關我甚麼事

368
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,560
可是我恐怕你的家人…

369
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,400
這是我家裡的事, 不用外人操心

370
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,040
我知道與我無關

371
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,800
我根本不應該來找你的

372
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:17,360
可是我來找你的原因是因為<br/>我想告訴你, 我擔心你的安全

373
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,440
上次你被人挾持的時候

374
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:23,840
我放下槍的原因是因為<br/>我頭一個考慮的就是你的安全

375
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,440
我這次來找你是想…想跟你…

376
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,600
我是想跟你說…

377
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,800
說完啦？我要練槍了

378
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,040
我…

379
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,080
葉先生, 慢慢玩

380
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:41,880
謝謝

381
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:45,680
黑衣人, 站住

382
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,320
幹嘛這麼急？

383
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:49,760
想拿我開刀呀

384
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,960
當然了, 你一插下去<br/>香港政府就少了三百二

385
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,040
我要保護公家庫房的收益

386
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,720
禮拜幾呀？這個時候還值班

387
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,520
還沒找到工作嘛, 暫時當全職輔警

388
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,320
我決定自己開公司

389
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,440
籌備好了的話<br/>我找你和明蔚來幫忙

390
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:04,960
豈不是又蛇鼠一窩

391
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,360
你替我轉告她一聲

392
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,120
這樣吧, 我把她家電話給你

393
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,000
你直接跟她說, 她會更開心的

394
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:10,920
但是你要小心

395
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,040
如果碧晴聽電話的話你就馬上掛掉

396
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,480
免得她藉機會又訪問你

397
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,360
你和她們兩個很熟嗎？

398
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,240
我們大家都是小學的同學

399
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,560
何況碧晴又是我房東、同事、朋友

400
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,480
你也被我傳染了愛打聽呀

401
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,120
藉機會查她底, 對她有意思？

402
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,160
神經病

403
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,360
我是看她平時三三八八<br/>問長問短, 才隨口問問

404
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:40,400
你老爸

405
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:41,760
董特首

406
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:42,880
是真的

407
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:43,680
董事長在那邊

408
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,960
快看呀, 你看, 沒騙你吧

409
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,720
不跟你說了, 拜拜

410
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,160
幹甚麼？已經趕來了嘛

411
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,600
看？有甚麼好看的

412
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,560
這裡呀, 你怎麼這麼慢

413
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,920
這隻最便宜了, 才一千二, 給錢…

414
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,600
正好, 剛才這位太太<br/>偷偷的拿了我們這隻戒指

415
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:23,960
不給錢就想走

416
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,000
是嗎？

417
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,120
你別胡說八道, 我只是忘了給錢

418
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:32,120
是嗎？那為甚麼剛才<br/>被人贓並獲的時候你又拿不出錢呢

419
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:33,200
你…

420
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,440
老兄, 真對不起

421
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,040
這位太太有點失憶

422
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,600
就是老人癡呆症

423
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,880
給個面子, 走吧…

424
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,680
她有癡呆, 你沒有吧

425
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:43,480
沒有

426
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:45,640
多少錢？

427
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:46,680
一千二

428
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,400
麻煩你, 不好意思, 走吧

429
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,280
球哥, 你對我真好, 一叫就到

430
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:01,840
我可不想到的

431
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,280
一把年紀了拜託你找份工作吧

432
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,960
別老是把我當提款機

433
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,880
只是先透支一下嘛

434
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,040
你就當你失憶, 忘掉我好不好？

435
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:12,880
不行呀, 這陣子我有路數的<br/>把你算上了

436
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,040
不用了吧

437
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,720
再給我幾百塊錢用用

438
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,520
你又想買對耳環來配戒指呀

439
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:19,640
隨便

440
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:22,760
好啦

441
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:26,600
謝謝你

442
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:36,720
前面那個女人站住

443
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,880
叫你呀

444
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:41,920
身分證

445
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:46,200
世界真小, 熟人還查甚麼

446
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:47,640
要說幾遍？

447
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,240
站到一邊

448
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:52,960
幹甚麼這麼兇？

449
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,720
站到一邊再說, 別礙著別人

450
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,280
身分證

451
00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:01,880
好漂亮的戒指, 怎麼來的

452
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,640
人家送的

453
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,000
男人送的？

454
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,400
當然了, 難道是偷的

455
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,360
是不是剛才賀記的球哥？

456
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,080
你認識我的老相好

457
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:12,680
人家有老婆有兒女的

458
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:16,400
幹嘛還纏著他？全世界男人死光啦

459
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,840
你管得著嗎？難道犯法？警察抓嗎

460
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,680
別說這麼多, 身分證

461
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,520
拿就拿, 有甚麼了不起

462
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,880
快點, 我趕時間, 阿Sir

463
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:34,640
查完沒有？

464
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:40,800
神經病

465
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,120
回來了

466
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,040
世芬, 你爸爸最近怎麼樣

467
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:51,840
他們呢

468
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,480
你老爸在洗澡, 兩個小的出去了

469
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:55,800
坐下來

470
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,520
這幾天老爸他都很循規蹈矩

471
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,200
沒甚麼神秘電話也沒見過甚麼人

472
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,160
絕對沒有去鬼混, 放心吧

473
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,000
是不是真的？

474
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:07,880
相信我

475
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,400
我餓了, 煮碗麵給我吃

476
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:13,680
回來啦

477
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,320
甚麼事

478
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,840
今天下午和你一塊去銀樓買戒指<br/>那個女人是不是我媽？

479
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,560
你有病, 胡說八道

480
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,040
咱們二十幾年父子, 你可別騙我

481
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,120
你看見啦？

482
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,080
老爸鬼混

483
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,360
鬼混？

484
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,320
男人去鬼混很正常

485
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,000
但是那個女人…

486
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,440
甚麼, 你說甚麼

487
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,360
你當初娶我的時候你說過甚麼

488
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:45,320
甚麼

489
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,000
你說一輩子都會對我好的

490
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:47,720
是好

491
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,200
好？好你的頭

492
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:51,520
你居然在兒子面前<br/>說男人鬼混是正常的

493
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:52,200
正常

494
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,760
你這沒良心的, 你呀…<br/>媽…有話慢慢說…

495
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:55,840
你幹甚麼？你瘋了你

496
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,440
說清楚, 現在就說清楚, 我要離婚

497
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,600
說甚麼, 離甚麼婚<br/>媽, 你去哪兒

498
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,080
你讓我走…<br/>你別這樣

499
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:01,760
老爸

500
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:02,320
幹嘛？

501
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,000
說句話

502
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,120
好, 我說…我沒去鬼混

503
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,640
你聽到了, 沒事了…

504
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,800
是有個女人, 不過她是世芬的生母

505
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,720
她回來了, 手頭不方便<br/>所以找我幫幫忙

506
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,720
我看在夫妻一場, 能幫就盡量幫

507
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,760
世芬不告訴你, 是知道你的個性

508
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,160
免得你心裡不舒服

509
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,840
怎麼說那個女人也是我的親生母親<br/>所以…

510
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,680
甚麼, 十月懷胎算甚麼

511
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,440
生娘不如養娘大

512
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:33,400
世芬, 我才是你的老媽…<br/>你說甚麼呀你

513
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,360
世芬, 這個女人你見過了

514
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,400
你也知道她為人是怎麼樣了

515
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,120
你小的時候我不說呢

516
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,120
是不想破壞你心目中媽媽的形象

517
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:46,000
你四歲那年<br/>她就扔下你和我跟人跑了

518
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,040
還拿了我開餐廳那筆錢

519
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,760
這女人我早當她死了

520
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,120
你最好就不要再和她有瓜葛

521
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,440
阿琴, 你現在明白啦

522
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,920
你甚麼事

523
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,120
你不認得我啦

524
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,920
上次幫你扛米那個警察

525
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:17,760
你不記得啦

526
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,600
你是那個警察

527
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,440
是不是我媽又出事了？

528
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:26,760
不是…我這個警察最喜歡和一些<br/>剛搬來的鄰居聯絡一下警民關係

529
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,280
對了, 你老媽經常出事？

530
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:34,600
不是, 不過每次有警察上來<br/>都不會有甚麼好事

531
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,840
我扛一大堆東西氣喘吁吁的爬上來

532
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,080
招呼也沒一個？

533
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,280
你想我做你的線人<br/>我可沒內幕消息

534
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,520
你講話可不可以<br/>像一個十歲的小孩說話

535
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,360
哄小孩子就去孤兒院, 那裡多得是

536
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,800
我現在做飯洗衣服, 沒空跟你閒聊

537
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,720
讓我來, 我來幫你洗吧, 來

538
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:06,680
可以吃飯了

539
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,640
小心燙

540
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:10,960
我早就習慣了

541
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,720
你幫我把菜鏟起來吧

542
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,200
四少, 你老爸呢

543
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:56,840
不知道

544
00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:00,440
不過我很小的時候<br/>他就扔下我和媽媽跑掉了

545
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,160
那…你有沒有兄弟姊妹呢

546
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,480
沒有, 整個家只有我一個男人撐著

547
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:08,080
親戚呢

548
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,320
沒有呀

549
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,720
我媽老是向人借錢

550
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,160
就算親戚也怕了我們了

551
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,360
你媽很好賭？

552
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,280
別說這些事了

553
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,200
兄弟, 賞臉吃頓飯吧？

554
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:21,840
好呀

555
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,280
對了, 聊了這麼久

556
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,960
你還不知道我叫甚麼名字吧

557
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,080
這個是我電話

558
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,000
有甚麼事打給我, 我叫大哥芬

559
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:38,160
大哥芬

560
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:39,520
乖

561
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:17,720
世芬, 可以上班了

562
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:24,040
不錯吧, 再過半個月<br/>這兒就是我們的新公司了

563
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,960
職員暫時只有你們兩個

564
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,640
但是我保證, 只要有我在的一天<br/>這裡就一定會賺錢

565
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,360
也一定不會被任何大公司來收購

566
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,080
現在的規模是小了點

567
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:42,440
但是我有信心<br/>很快就會比現在大十倍、二十倍

568
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,200
怎麼樣, 不相信我？

569
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,640
不是, 我怎麼會不相信你呢

570
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,160
現在你是我們的主宰

571
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,080
做信徒的當然要向你朝拜了

572
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,400
不過瞧你講得口沬橫飛我有點壓力

573
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,360
你怎麼樣

574
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,160
我不是不相信你

575
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,280
我只是不相信自己的能力

576
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:06,120
你也知道, 小事情我還做得到

577
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,800
大事就不行了

578
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
我說你行你就行

579
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,000
除非你不想幫我的忙

580
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,720
我不是這個意思

581
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,520
不是就行了, 你怎麼樣

582
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,640
不管在哪裡都是工作嘛

583
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,320
不過自己人歸自己人

584
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,880
不發薪水的話我管你是誰

585
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,280
就算天王老子也無情可講

586
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:25,520
一言為定

587
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:26,720
好

588
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,040
在此預祝你一年之內公司企業化

589
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,120
三年之內國際化

590
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,080
五年之內收購你老爸公司

591
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:34,920
對不起, 這句收回

592
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,960
不要緊, 說得好

593
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:38,200
說得好那就好了

594
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,920
既然這麼高興的話總要慶祝慶祝

595
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,560
找家Pub去喝個痛快, 盡興盡興

596
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:44,680
來…

597
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,480
還是我去把酒買回來給你們喝

598
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,320
公司的事還沒做完

599
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,240
可以一邊喝一邊做

600
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,600
你用不著這麼快就變成一個管家婆

601
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,080
真是掃興

602
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,200
算了吧

603
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:04,080
你們倆可真是天生一對<br/>全都是外冷內熱

604
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,280
不過碧晴就…

605
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,200
我還沒說碧晴怎麼樣<br/>你就整個臉色都變了

606
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:16,320
自從上次你藉機會向我問人家身世<br/>之後就變成這個樣子了

607
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,120
到底你們倆在搞甚麼

608
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,000
我們？沒有呀

609
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,160
嘉信, 我認識你以來

610
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:26,800
從來沒見過你一句話<br/>會分兩截才吐得出來

611
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:33,680
你有沒有拍過拖？

612
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:34,880
瞧你這德性

613
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,560
神神秘秘的問我有沒有拍過拖

614
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,280
很明顯你已經開始喜歡碧晴了

615
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,600
我猜的沒錯吧

616
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,240
她為人呢, 很爽快

617
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,200
做事又有魄力, 又勤快

618
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,080
不過有時候太感情用事, 和你一樣

619
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,680
你是她上司？叫你寫她評核報告呀

620
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,520
我是在問你, 你和她在一起的時候<br/>你會不會覺得很開心？

621
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,760
幾天不見她會不會很想她<br/>對她有沒有好感？

622
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,600
也沒甚麼開不開心的

623
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,120
我跟她在一起都是在執行公務

624
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,640
好感當然有啦

625
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,560
怎麼樣, 有甚麼結果

626
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,720
這結果就要靠你自己去爭取了

627
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,920
你現在光是嘴巴說對她有好感<br/>根本就沒用

628
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,360
你幹甚麼？

629
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,720
電話通了之後就會聽到碧晴的聲音

630
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:29,880
你別亂來

631
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:31,600
是誰呀

632
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,480
聽電話, 快點

633
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,800
世芬是不是你？

634
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,800
碧晴

635
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:44,720
嘉信

636
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:46,120
是呀

637
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,440
禮拜六你有沒有空？

638
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:57,440
那…我們三點鐘在天星碼頭等

639
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:00,160
OK, 拜拜

640
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,520
怎麼, 男朋友打電話來

641
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,560
不知道是不是, 我去換件衣服

642
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,800
總之那天呢<br/>我就會自動消失, 人間蒸發

643
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,040
能不能成功就…看你自己了

644
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,240
廁所在哪兒

645
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:54,160
胖子力

646
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:55,720
這麼巧

647
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,160
你沒證件還敢這麼大聲

648
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,920
人家想出來申請個電話

649
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:02,920
誰知道一定要身分證才能申請

650
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,880
那你找個有身分證的姊妹幫你申請

651
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,920
有身分證的姊妹我多得是<br/>不用你操心

652
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,400
不過有錢的就沒幾個

653
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,240
不是說甚麼零機價<br/>就可以開個電話的嗎？

654
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,400
誰知道預繳費都要兩千塊

655
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:20,760
偉力哥

656
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,480
你別打我主意, 我知道你在想甚麼

657
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:27,880
我總算是個堂堂男子漢

658
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,520
你別雌雄不分, 我可不是你的姊妹

659
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:35,600
才兩千塊嘛, 借來救救急

660
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,920
我警告你, 你別動手動腳的

661
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,560
我同事就在後面

662
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,760
待會查你身分證你就完蛋了

663
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,960
立刻逮捕出境, 你可別後悔

664
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,560
你不會的

665
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,520
你幹甚麼？<br/>你怎麼捨得呢

666
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,200
偉力, 甚麼事

667
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,920
偉力哥, 你好討厭

668
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,720
說好叫我出來開部手電給我的

669
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,040
誰知道你臨時又變卦推三阻四

670
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,120
到底你有沒有當我是你女朋友

671
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,080
你女朋友？那你就不對了

672
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,280
就是嘛<br/>平時讓我陪你吃飯看電影就行

673
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,440
叫你買樣東西就這麼小器

674
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,040
待會再說好不好？

675
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,040
那我的行動電話呢

676
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:23,000
等我下了班再說好不好？快點走

677
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:25,560
那好吧, 拜拜…

678
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,680
阿遠

679
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,600
行了, 不用擦了, 濛濛的才浪漫

680
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,240
那我把車子交給你了

681
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:49,680
好, 我下班再打給你

682
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,560
OK, 那好吧, 拜拜<br/>拜拜

683
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,520
搶劫, 別動

684
00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,040
你好討厭

685
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,320
你這麼嚇人我魂都被你嚇跑了

686
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:03,840
人家來接你下班嘛

687
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,280
我們去開電話吧

688
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,440
電話？我哪有說過開電話給你

689
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,160
你開部電話幹甚麼？

690
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,040
人家拿來接客

691
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,360
甚麼, 接客？

692
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,360
我開部電話給你, 你去賣淫？

693
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,640
我可不當龜公

694
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,600
如果有部電話<br/>用來做生意真的很方便

695
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,000
可惜人家沒有證件

696
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,080
沒證件？有甚麼了不起

697
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:28,680
沒證件可以隨便拍人家裸照<br/>勒索人家錢嘛

698
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,560
甚至叫人家幫你出電話

699
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,920
給我滾蛋吧

700
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,920
我也是出賣勞力來賺錢, 有甚麼錯

701
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,560
你是沒有錯

702
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,600
你這樣出賣勞力真是很辛苦

703
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,120
但是幹嘛偏偏選中我呢

704
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,680
那邊剛好有兩個阿Sir經過

705
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:47,760
一看就是冤大頭了

706
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,360
你找他們好不好？

707
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,560
我求求你

708
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,360
慘了, 我破產了

709
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,640
我還是比較喜歡剛才那個號碼

710
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,200
容易記, 又溜口

711
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,920
你知道嗎？幹我們這一行

712
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,920
如果號碼容易記, 好處可多呢

713
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,720
萬一客人性急的話

714
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,600
記得誰的號碼, 就打給誰了

715
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,600
不如我們再回去<br/>看看可不可以改號碼？

716
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,160
不過想一想<br/>這個電話號碼也蠻好記的

717
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,080
當然好了, 兩千塊錢一部

718
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,760
你就當祝賀我開工大吉

719
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,400
你每天都要開工了<br/>有甚麼大吉大吉的

720
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,880
口說無憑, 寫張借據我才放得下心

721
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,720
好了, 總之一年分十二期還

722
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,960
有多的就當利息了

723
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:37,280
甚麼, 還要分十二期？截斷你電話

724
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,320
大不了第一個就寫你的電話號碼

725
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:41,920
一有錢我就打給你了

726
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,000
算了, 不用了

727
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,200
有錢的話, 你就寫信給我

728
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,520
把錢寄到警局吧

729
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,040
你以為我是傻瓜？剛才申請手機呀

730
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:54,640
你的年齡性別號碼地址<br/>都寫在單上面了, 你跑不掉的

731
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,520
有客, 我要走了

732
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,800
利息呀, 拜拜

733
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,280
不是吧, 兩千塊就這樣嘟…

734
00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:12,880
還有下文吧

735
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,560
那個女人越來越像隻吸血蟲

736
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:19,840
吸走我的肉, 吸光我的血

737
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,360
一有空就纏著我不放

738
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:22,920
我就快變成骷髏頭了

739
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:26,520
你就當是捐血做善事<br/>來推動香港經濟消費

740
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,960
兩千塊不是小數目, 拿來做善事？

741
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:34,360
說真的, 我覺得我越來越像<br/>孽緣的男主角那樣

742
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:35,920
惹了一身情債回來

743
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:40,840
你除了和那個男主角<br/>一樣是男性之外, 就沒一樣相似

744
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:42,400
我也不算差

745
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,800
你有沒有想過？狠下心來檢舉她

746
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,320
將她遞解出境不就沒事了嗎？

747
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:54,000
不行呀, 做人怎麼可以這樣

748
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,160
你是不是不忍心？一二三說

749
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,800
我心裡對她始終有一點同情心

750
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,360
你心裡根本就是有病

751
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:07,360
一定是你跟她發生了一些<br/>很親密的接觸

752
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,600
你才會捨不得要負起這個責任

753
00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:10,800
胡說

754
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,160
我怎麼會喜歡一個妓女呢

755
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,920
不過那次不知道算不算？也沒感覺<br/>哪次

756
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:17,600
沒有

757
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,240
電話響

758
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,040
偉力哥

759
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:24,960
你怎麼打來這裡

760
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:28,680
你好討厭<br/>人家特地打手電來跟你聊天

761
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,600
收得清不清楚？

762
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:32,800
我們有空去買些貼紙貼在電話上

763
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,080
我看過有些好可愛

764
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,880
世芬, 想打電話就打吧

765
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,200
又提又放的, 和碧晴吵架啦

766
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:04,560
甚麼, 我說了多少遍了<br/>叫你把手擦乾淨才可以碰電話的嘛

767
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,800
弄得油膩膩的客人都被你嚇跑了

768
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,440
這麼大個人說你就是不肯聽

769
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:14,040
做人家的男朋友<br/>要主動一點, 大方點

770
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,680
說聲對不起不會死的

771
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:20,240
拿著

772
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,200
我最後一次告訴你, 我跟她沒緣

773
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,080
你別妄想她會當你的兒媳婦

774
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,280
說完了, 再見

775
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
沒有兒媳婦敬的茶, 喝奶茶

776
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:06,600
打錯了

