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让开

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碰见你真倒霉

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你站住…

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放手,站住

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AD…A

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ADA,你听我说

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放开

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你别这样…

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ADA

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放手…

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你听我说

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放手…我不相信你

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你再不放手我就一枪打死你

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你别乱来

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你玩弄我…

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你骗我,你说喜欢我

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你拿光我的钱

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你打我,你还帮他打我

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放手…

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这次还不死,你求我,求啊

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你知不知道

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我挣钱养他,还养他的老婆

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跟她打了胎,你们打我

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你这个女人还帮他打我

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我杀死你,杀你

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别动…

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住手

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别动

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放手

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别动

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放开我

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别动…

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走

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带走

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碧华,你没事吧

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来,穿上

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回来啦,没带伞

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天文台说天气晴朗

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我想到个办法

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可以令得你两个爸爸和好

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什么办法也好

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我先换了衣服再说

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好…

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天才,刚才你说什么办法

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你想听啊

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你疯了你,今天晚上那么冷

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你要我得肺炎

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好

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上哪儿去啊

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淋湿了还吹风扇

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你要我得肺炎你

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我也陪你一块儿吹

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你还想怎么样

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你搞什么鬼

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你要是想你两个爸爸和好

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这是苦肉计

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你变态你

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阿虹…

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怎么了你？把被子都掀了

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你别闹啦

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怎么这么烫

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像烫斗一样的烫

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弄点东西出来吃吃

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弄点东西吃

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牛荣,弄点宵夜出来吃

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好饿

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你们不是分居了吗

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你看见不就知道了,还问

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冷饭总该有吧

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炒点冷饭来吃吃好不好

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胃好疼

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你真像条猪

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我八圈没开糊肚子没叫饿

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还说,来…打吧,站长

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打了,九万

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胃好疼

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碰…

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怎么搞的…

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老兄…

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叫你别弹烟灰到地上

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你弹烟灰到地上满地都是

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你真是,这…这算什么

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这个阿荣怎么这么麻烦

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是啊

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有什么麻烦？过去你弹得

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到处都是我都不管你

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现在我要自己收拾

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好啦…弹这儿可以了吧

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这就对了,别乱弹

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着什么急…

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你真是,你的嘴长得

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打牌啦,别那么多嘴了

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水都没的喝了

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是啊…

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我服了你了,真是

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我跟你打牌

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简直是伺候老爹似的

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还要不要

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不要了…快点…

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还干什么

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找水壶

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水壶,快点…

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帮忙看看电话在哪儿

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这是你自己的家

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对啊,难道这是我家

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真是怪了

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听到电话声找不到电话

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怎么把电话放在这儿了

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阿茂

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是啊,你半夜三更

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打电话来干什么

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快点,我满贯

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好啦…

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你在那儿打麻将

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是啊,打麻将要不要向你申请

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怎么搞的你

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什么

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我现在臭骂你

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什么

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孩子不舒服你还逼他上班

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你这个人太不像话了

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他现在发高烧你知不知道

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你真没有人性

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你怎么做人父亲

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阿虹发高烧？我马上来

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来啦…

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是不是很严重

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怎么不严重？你简直不像话

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外头狂风暴雨要孩子去上班

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你有没有人性

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我是天文台

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我怎么知道今天下雨了

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怎么烧得这么厉害

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简直不是发烧简直是着火了

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你真是的

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现在发烧烧成这个样子

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你还叫他盖这么多被子

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你真是

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你让他出身汗就没事了

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你这样会把他的病加重的

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你真是一点医学常识都没有

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一个人在发烧

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就不要给他盖那么多东西

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你疯了,一定要出汗的

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不能盖…

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不要吵了

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阿虹…

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你有没有事

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你不用…担心

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我马上带你回新房子去

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明天早上跟你去看医生打针

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你有没有搞错

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叫孩子跟你过去,你想他死

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他现在就是在你那儿

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不知道吃了什么脏东西

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才病成这个样子的

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你说在我那儿

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我还说在你这儿住坏的

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什么…

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你自己看看你那窗户

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只剩下半边了

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那西北风从半夜三更吹进来

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多好的人也给你吹坏了

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我站在这儿这么一会儿

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就把我吹得头都晕了

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我当你是疯子

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怎么会跟你住在一起

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我现在才后悔

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我当初不听妈妈的话

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和你这个脏东西住了二十多年

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你儿子说说,你还说我

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不要吵了,我的头炸了

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好…

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好…

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阿虹,你没什么事吧

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妈妈倒好,早死了看不见

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我就惨了,我受夹板气

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早知道妈妈生我的时候

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生个双胞胎你们一人一个

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要不就生个油条

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可以撕两半让你们一人一半

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再这么两头跑

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我不光生病还会死

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你现在高兴了…

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把孩子弄成这个样子

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算我错…

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阿虹,爸爸明天回来照顾你

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我搬回来住

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新房子那边就…那些租

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押金等等,我全都不要了

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所以我说你这个人

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做事老是不考虑清楚

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老花这些冤枉钱,上期,押金

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租金加在一起损失一万多块

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你还唠叨

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你是不是想孩子为难你才高兴

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孩子我当然疼,钱也不能白扔

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要搬一起搬过去

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我为了照顾孩子

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挤好牙膏倒好水

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你还这么懒啊你

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老虎表你也敢翘,小流氓

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阿SIR,给我一次机会吧

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我是第一次

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第一次？你骗我

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盯了你很久了

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把身份证拿出来

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我下次不敢了,阿SIR

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给我一次机会

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还有下次

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阿茂…过来,我有话跟你说

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快点,要转灯了

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臭小子,你别走开,等我回来

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阿茂…

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又什么事

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今天晚上蒸条鱼吃

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你说乌头好还是石斑好

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随便啦

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怎么随便？是你吃

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你喜欢吃哪一种我就买哪一种

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乌头…

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变灯了,我先走了

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这个老乌头

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老爸,我回来了

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爸爸,让我猜猜谁输

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四个人都输,怎么搞的

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快点,站长

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四圈牌打了三个钟头

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怎么搞的？四个人一起抽烟

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薰得屋里都臭死了

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是啊…我抽完了这些就不抽了

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这麻将好像用消毒水洗过

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这炒饭真香

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你不知道,我是没时间

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我是真是用药水洗过的

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没什么时间所以就洗了万子

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你看看,新的一样,新的

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那怎么行？你只洗了万子

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洗得万子褪了色

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我一手牌竖起来谁都知道

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我做万子了,有人打给我吃吗

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叫…叫什么

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没有…他还有只发财没翻出来

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你怎么知道我有发财

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那张牌的颜色深一点

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当然不是万子了

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你没有理由单吊筒子条子

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像叫鸡糊

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那些番全齐了,只剩下发财了

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不能打…不能打发财

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谢谢你,以后洗牌把牌都

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洗干净一点,不要光洗万子

253
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我劝你们不要吵,不要吵

254
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我看电视

255
00:13:03,401 --> 00:13:04,868
怎么搞的,打麻将不要吵

256
00:13:05,270 --> 00:13:06,760
不吵怎么打麻将,真是

257
00:13:07,405 --> 00:13:08,030
我自摸了

258
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打发财…

259
00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:10,769
自摸？别打发财

260
00:13:11,309 --> 00:13:13,709
真是的,这么容易摸

261
00:13:14,446 --> 00:13:16,141
干什么…

262
00:13:16,648 --> 00:13:18,081
不是,你们铺着这个东西

263
00:13:18,516 --> 00:13:20,484
就不会吵了,铺上…来…

264
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这什么意思？这没意思了

265
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走…

266
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你看,我满手都是筒子

267
00:13:28,226 --> 00:13:30,626
这个牌有药水的味道,怎么打

268
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没意思,我头晕了,不玩了…

269
00:13:36,735 --> 00:13:40,364
再玩会儿嘛…

270
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什么玩意

271
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连一天休息都没有

272
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输了？这么快打完了

273
00:13:58,456 --> 00:13:59,582
还打什么？五个钟头

274
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还没打完四圈,你猜为什么

275
00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:04,224
他一会儿就出来去倒烟灰

276
00:14:04,663 --> 00:14:05,652
一会儿去擦茶几

277
00:14:06,131 --> 00:14:07,462
一会儿又去擦这儿擦那儿

278
00:14:07,832 --> 00:14:08,821
一个烟头就倒了个够

279
00:14:09,234 --> 00:14:10,292
现在还弄来一张东西

280
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铺在那上边弄得人全都跑光了

281
00:14:12,737 --> 00:14:14,534
你现在不铺,待会儿还是要铺

282
00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:16,630
半夜这么吵,人人都会告你的

283
00:14:16,908 --> 00:14:18,136
他是告我,不是告你

284
00:14:19,244 --> 00:14:21,144
你呀,你明天去看看医生

285
00:14:21,613 --> 00:14:22,136
快去看看医生

286
00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:23,176
医生说你是不是有洁癖

287
00:14:25,116 --> 00:14:26,378
我们现在住的是新房子

288
00:14:26,685 --> 00:14:27,652
干净点不好吗

289
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好你的蛋

290
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那…那怎么样

291
00:14:30,288 --> 00:14:31,016
不要吵

292
00:14:31,256 --> 00:14:32,382
你们是不是又想打架

293
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你说说,你说

294
00:14:35,827 --> 00:14:37,294
多辛苦才等到星期六

295
00:14:37,762 --> 00:14:39,389
他却要逼着我在这儿看电视

296
00:14:40,332 --> 00:14:41,321
今天星期六有什么特别的

297
00:14:41,633 --> 00:14:42,964
每个星期都有星期六的嘛

298
00:14:43,435 --> 00:14:45,403
都有星期六,星期六就是今天

299
00:14:45,837 --> 00:14:46,132
那怎么

300
00:14:46,404 --> 00:14:47,336
今天就是不同,今天我

301
00:14:47,605 --> 00:14:48,970
很辛苦才约了他们四个人

302
00:14:49,407 --> 00:14:51,272
因为平时一个星期,你说

303
00:14:51,710 --> 00:14:53,007
忙了好几天今天要想轻松一下

304
00:14:53,445 --> 00:14:54,207
现在全被你给弄乱了

305
00:14:54,446 --> 00:14:55,105
现在你说打不打

306
00:14:55,447 --> 00:14:57,381
好啦…如果你不喜欢看电视

307
00:14:58,149 --> 00:15:00,481
那我吃点亏,我陪你出去消遣

308
00:15:02,587 --> 00:15:03,144
跟你去

309
00:15:20,425 --> 00:15:25,089
又一条…   以后这几天

310
00:15:26,031 --> 00:15:27,396
我们顿顿吃泥鳅了

311
00:15:28,867 --> 00:15:30,892
不是,这些不能吃的

312
00:15:31,503 --> 00:15:32,435
一股汽油味

313
00:15:32,671 --> 00:15:33,865
你疯了你

314
00:15:34,139 --> 00:15:35,663
不能吃你还钓得这么高兴

315
00:15:36,107 --> 00:15:38,541
天天开车出去钓散客还没钓够

316
00:15:39,110 --> 00:15:41,704
那不同,那是赚钱这是消遣

317
00:15:42,747 --> 00:15:44,647
我说的消遣不是这种消遣

318
00:15:45,617 --> 00:15:47,209
麻烦你自己看看嘛,你看

319
00:15:47,652 --> 00:15:49,586
五光十色灯红酒绿

320
00:15:50,188 --> 00:15:51,553
两个老光棍在这儿钓泥鳅

321
00:15:53,024 --> 00:15:53,388
手续

322
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:54,284
根据我们公司…

323
00:15:54,526 --> 00:15:55,356
是啊,手续很简单

324
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:56,718
一签名要就全妥了

325
00:15:57,028 --> 00:15:58,427
可以银行自动转账

326
00:15:58,930 --> 00:16:00,454
供港币给美金

327
00:16:00,932 --> 00:16:02,229
当然啦,几年后有几万块

328
00:16:02,701 --> 00:16:03,292
你来干什么

329
00:16:03,802 --> 00:16:04,598
你来得正好

330
00:16:05,437 --> 00:16:06,802
拿一份回去,看完签个名

331
00:16:07,138 --> 00:16:08,662
再帮你两个爸爸买,快点…

332
00:16:09,107 --> 00:16:09,505
好…签名

333
00:16:09,808 --> 00:16:11,241
来…很简单

334
00:16:11,810 --> 00:16:12,299
在这儿签个名就行了

335
00:16:12,610 --> 00:16:13,508
这是人寿保险

336
00:16:13,878 --> 00:16:17,041
当然了,是人寿保险,签…

337
00:16:18,016 --> 00:16:19,540
你们做机器这行的非常危险

338
00:16:20,018 --> 00:16:21,576
一个不小心这么切下来怎么办

339
00:16:21,986 --> 00:16:22,680
你们要为你们的

340
00:16:22,921 --> 00:16:23,751
老婆孩子着想才行

341
00:16:24,155 --> 00:16:25,679
你疯了,人家没结婚

342
00:16:26,091 --> 00:16:26,682
哪来老婆孩子

343
00:16:26,925 --> 00:16:27,914
是啊…人家没结婚哪来老婆

344
00:16:28,193 --> 00:16:28,784
你快住口

345
00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:29,458
住什么口

346
00:16:29,728 --> 00:16:30,717
当你在食品摊

347
00:16:30,995 --> 00:16:31,893
帮你爸爸看铺的时候

348
00:16:32,163 --> 00:16:32,925
突然有辆大货车

349
00:16:33,164 --> 00:16:34,256
砰的一声撞过来你怎么样

350
00:16:34,699 --> 00:16:35,688
你真恶毒你

351
00:16:35,934 --> 00:16:37,629
什么不好说？乱说话

352
00:16:39,437 --> 00:16:40,768
那你要帮你爸爸买保险

353
00:16:41,039 --> 00:16:42,700
签个名就行了,很简单

354
00:16:43,108 --> 00:16:45,099
打钟啦,学生们要上课了

355
00:16:45,744 --> 00:16:46,802
一会儿…

356
00:16:47,078 --> 00:16:47,669
住口

357
00:16:48,747 --> 00:16:50,738
老师来了…

358
00:16:51,383 --> 00:16:52,407
请你回座位

359
00:16:53,651 --> 00:16:54,640
老师

360
00:16:55,053 --> 00:16:56,350
各位同学,你们MISS有事

361
00:16:56,755 --> 00:16:58,518
今天晚上由我代课,我也姓谢

362
00:16:58,990 --> 00:17:01,652
谢老师,你代课那班在旁边

363
00:17:02,427 --> 00:17:03,223
MISS说过你们很淘气

364
00:17:03,528 --> 00:17:05,052
请你马上回座位

365
00:17:05,697 --> 00:17:06,891
我

366
00:17:09,701 --> 00:17:11,601
不要以为我是女的就好欺负

367
00:17:18,109 --> 00:17:19,167
带领带的那个

368
00:17:19,844 --> 00:17:20,970
你也赶快回座位

369
00:17:21,646 --> 00:17:23,079
是啊,快坐下,上课了

370
00:17:23,481 --> 00:17:24,709
坐下…

371
00:17:26,918 --> 00:17:28,112
还不坐下

372
00:17:28,553 --> 00:17:28,951
老师

373
00:17:29,053 --> 00:17:29,712
SITDOWN

374
00:17:31,856 --> 00:17:32,652
我认识你

375
00:17:32,891 --> 00:17:34,085
你不开TAXI来上夜校

376
00:17:34,626 --> 00:17:35,991
为什么不下功夫学

377
00:17:37,529 --> 00:17:38,393
你介不介意我问你

378
00:17:38,663 --> 00:17:39,789
你的成绩怎么样

379
00:17:40,799 --> 00:17:41,731
平平常常

380
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,089
E还是F

381
00:17:43,968 --> 00:17:44,900
A

382
00:17:48,540 --> 00:17:49,404
好

383
00:17:51,142 --> 00:17:52,234
那全部成绩呢

384
00:17:55,013 --> 00:17:56,480
6个A两个B

385
00:17:57,015 --> 00:17:57,709
真行…

386
00:17:57,949 --> 00:17:58,916
6个A两个B

387
00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:00,950
那就是说什么都会了

388
00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:02,518
大部份

389
00:18:03,555 --> 00:18:04,522
MALEGAMETE和FEMALEGAMETE

390
00:18:04,789 --> 00:18:05,813
结合的PROCESS叫什么

391
00:18:06,124 --> 00:18:07,113
FERTILISATION

392
00:18:07,525 --> 00:18:08,958
缺少维他命A会引起什么病

393
00:18:09,394 --> 00:18:10,326
NIGHTBLINDNESS

394
00:18:10,795 --> 00:18:11,557
每个人每天平均

395
00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:12,592
需要多少卡路里

396
00:18:12,831 --> 00:18:14,696
成人一个GRAM小孩1.5个GRAM

397
00:18:15,099 --> 00:18:16,157
谁平定了黄巢之乱

398
00:18:16,601 --> 00:18:17,568
封孙武为节度使

399
00:18:17,836 --> 00:18:18,666
朱全忠

400
00:18:18,903 --> 00:18:21,463
好啊…真棒

401
00:18:23,541 --> 00:18:24,439
既然你什么都知道

402
00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:26,802
那你还来干什么？我不用教了

403
00:18:29,147 --> 00:18:29,909
对不起

404
00:18:30,648 --> 00:18:32,309
你代课的那班是在隔壁

405
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,479
你再不过去,他们闹翻天了

406
00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:38,150
GOODEVENINGSIR

407
00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:40,951
打开你们的书,我们开始温习

408
00:18:42,527 --> 00:18:43,619
你真的是阿SIR

409
00:18:45,797 --> 00:18:46,729
真不好意思

410
00:18:46,998 --> 00:18:47,794
不要紧

411
00:18:48,032 --> 00:18:50,296
GOOD-BYEMISS

412
00:18:51,436 --> 00:18:53,267
还有你,你不要再叫

413
00:18:53,671 --> 00:18:54,797
学生买保险啦,快点走吧

414
00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:56,438
你不撵我也会走

415
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,342
我要到隔壁听那个MISS讲课

416
00:19:03,948 --> 00:19:04,573
牛荣

417
00:19:05,683 --> 00:19:07,617
你怎么老…你怎么老这样

418
00:19:09,521 --> 00:19:10,317
你真是没办法了

419
00:19:10,555 --> 00:19:11,283
半道儿你就会叫我走

420
00:19:11,523 --> 00:19:12,421
我的确是服了你了

421
00:19:12,690 --> 00:19:14,282
酒你也喝了,揩油你也揩了

422
00:19:14,726 --> 00:19:15,590
你还想怎么样你

423
00:19:15,894 --> 00:19:17,452
如果我来只是喝酒吃两条香蕉

424
00:19:17,896 --> 00:19:18,453
我还不回家

425
00:19:18,696 --> 00:19:19,594
你就知道

426
00:19:19,864 --> 00:19:21,354
是不是坐一会儿就几百块钱

427
00:19:21,799 --> 00:19:23,391
你知不知道几百块钱买多少菜

428
00:19:24,002 --> 00:19:25,128
想起来就心疼

429
00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:26,568
那些个臭娘儿们

430
00:19:26,804 --> 00:19:27,998
简直不顾一切的刮我们

431
00:19:28,473 --> 00:19:29,303
你知不知道

432
00:19:29,607 --> 00:19:30,631
我出来玩那么多次

433
00:19:30,942 --> 00:19:32,307
最看得上的就是那个SUSAN

434
00:19:32,844 --> 00:19:34,038
你无端端的把她叫走

435
00:19:34,445 --> 00:19:36,106
你猛占人家便宜

436
00:19:36,447 --> 00:19:37,539
搂着人家你不像话

437
00:19:37,815 --> 00:19:38,440
有什么不对

438
00:19:38,883 --> 00:19:40,077
难道我们现在还十七

439
00:19:40,919 --> 00:19:41,510
那个SUSAN

440
00:19:41,786 --> 00:19:43,151
可以做我们的女儿了

441
00:19:43,655 --> 00:19:44,917
我们两个加起来一百多岁

442
00:19:45,156 --> 00:19:46,555
还来这种乱七八糟的地方

443
00:19:47,025 --> 00:19:48,720
让孩子知道,他怎么想,你说

444
00:19:51,396 --> 00:19:52,624
我真是服了你了

445
00:19:56,501 --> 00:19:58,196
你回去可别跟孩子说起来

446
00:20:02,407 --> 00:20:03,567
岂有此理,真是看不出她

447
00:20:03,841 --> 00:20:05,536
脚细细的跑得那么快

448
00:20:06,177 --> 00:20:06,734
朱天才

449
00:20:07,178 --> 00:20:08,873
上一次失恋你去了尼泊尔

450
00:20:09,581 --> 00:20:11,173
下一个目的地是哪儿

451
00:20:11,683 --> 00:20:12,843
我是注定要失败吗

452
00:20:13,384 --> 00:20:16,217
我有预感这次肯定不会再落空

453
00:20:17,021 --> 00:20:18,784
你说她漂亮不漂亮

454
00:20:19,724 --> 00:20:22,090
没听说过你喜欢当保险经纪

455
00:20:22,694 --> 00:20:23,922
为什么突然跑去当保险经纪

456
00:20:24,162 --> 00:20:25,322
我这个人很随便

457
00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:27,290
哪儿像你那么麻烦

458
00:20:27,765 --> 00:20:30,427
不是麻烦,如果进错了行

459
00:20:31,069 --> 00:20:32,798
做一两年才发现那就晚了

460
00:20:33,204 --> 00:20:34,671
像我们这种年纪叫什么时期

461
00:20:35,139 --> 00:20:35,503
什么时期

462
00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:36,604
黄金时期

463
00:20:37,108 --> 00:20:39,269
你有你的宗旨,我有我的道理

464
00:20:40,945 --> 00:20:41,309
是不是

465
00:20:41,579 --> 00:20:43,479
你还没有回答我,你知不知道

466
00:20:44,549 --> 00:20:45,345
她啊

467
00:20:48,519 --> 00:20:51,113
大脑袋,大眼睛

468
00:20:52,023 --> 00:20:53,285
像个猴子一样

469
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,422
我白跟你做朋友了

470
00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:56,884
你这个人这么没有TASTE

471
00:20:59,397 --> 00:21:00,364
我有种感觉

472
00:21:00,965 --> 00:21:04,059
我又要堕入爱河了,真的

473
00:21:05,136 --> 00:21:06,364
你的确是糊涂

474
00:21:06,938 --> 00:21:08,030
不错,一见钟情

475
00:21:08,473 --> 00:21:09,497
本来就是糊里糊涂的

476
00:21:09,807 --> 00:21:11,035
脑电波合拍

477
00:21:11,743 --> 00:21:13,404
身体气味大家都相通

478
00:21:14,145 --> 00:21:16,238
古人把这个叫做情投意合

479
00:21:16,881 --> 00:21:18,849
贝多芬就把它叫做合音

480
00:21:20,051 --> 00:21:21,518
这个姑娘不合适你

481
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,018
为什么不合适我

482
00:21:23,421 --> 00:21:24,820
相貌身形人品学问

483
00:21:25,123 --> 00:21:26,590
简直样样都合适我,你知道吗

484
00:21:26,991 --> 00:21:28,253
总之这个姑娘不合适你

485
00:21:28,660 --> 00:21:29,786
不合适就是不合适

486
00:21:30,895 --> 00:21:32,362
我不想说别人坏话

487
00:21:33,064 --> 00:21:34,895
总之你把她当做你教父的女儿

488
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:36,792
告诉你也没用

489
00:21:46,444 --> 00:21:47,433
你别这样行不行

490
00:21:53,718 --> 00:21:54,480
你疯了,喝两杯酒

491
00:21:54,752 --> 00:21:55,844
疯成这个样子,你真是

492
00:21:58,556 --> 00:21:59,682
不知道有多久没这样了

493
00:21:59,924 --> 00:22:00,413
刚刚碰上那SUSAN

494
00:22:00,692 --> 00:22:02,216
比碧姬芭铎长得还要好

495
00:22:02,660 --> 00:22:04,127
这样就走了,你是不是疯了你

496
00:22:04,729 --> 00:22:06,094
整整二十年都这样过了

497
00:22:06,664 --> 00:22:08,256
今天晚上没有女人你会死吗

498
00:22:09,067 --> 00:22:09,999
你才二十年这么过

499
00:22:10,435 --> 00:22:11,493
我二十年可不是这样过的

500
00:22:17,108 --> 00:22:18,905
谁啊…

501
00:22:19,510 --> 00:22:20,738
你干么发这么大脾气

502
00:22:21,012 --> 00:22:21,876
你知道是谁

503
00:22:23,381 --> 00:22:23,938
来啦

504
00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:30,148
给你五分钟时间

505
00:22:30,421 --> 00:22:31,046
你马上给我消失

506
00:22:31,189 --> 00:22:31,553
今天晚上

507
00:22:31,789 --> 00:22:32,813
那些恩恩怨怨一笔勾销

508
00:22:33,091 --> 00:22:33,716
你怎么搞的

509
00:22:33,991 --> 00:22:35,049
天这么黑叫我到哪儿去

510
00:22:35,593 --> 00:22:36,685
谁管你,你自己…

511
00:22:36,961 --> 00:22:38,326
对了,去开夜班赚钱去

512
00:22:38,730 --> 00:22:41,290
你疯了你,整堆衣服还没洗

513
00:22:42,133 --> 00:22:44,567
地板你来拖？真是

514
00:22:46,137 --> 00:22:47,968
我女朋友来了,我不想你

515
00:22:48,539 --> 00:22:50,166
在这儿做第三者,你知不知道

516
00:22:58,649 --> 00:22:59,172
我怕了你了

517
00:22:59,450 --> 00:23:00,576
一会儿她来了我们马上进屋

518
00:23:00,852 --> 00:23:01,546
劳驾你当我是

519
00:23:01,819 --> 00:23:03,480
不在这个世界上,OK

520
00:23:13,397 --> 00:23:14,386
HI

521
00:23:14,966 --> 00:23:16,661
你这个人真坏

522
00:23:17,435 --> 00:23:17,867
怎么

523
00:23:18,002 --> 00:23:19,026
开了门又关上

524
00:23:19,470 --> 00:23:20,937
不是…我在准备找红地毯

525
00:23:21,372 --> 00:23:22,339
想铺张红地毯

526
00:23:22,607 --> 00:23:23,869
让美人进来,随便坐

527
00:23:28,112 --> 00:23:28,771
HI

528
00:23:32,183 --> 00:23:33,582
我特地买了很多东西

529
00:23:34,018 --> 00:23:35,645
来做杂果宾治给你吃

530
00:23:36,053 --> 00:23:36,815
GOOD

531
00:23:39,157 --> 00:23:40,624
干什么…

532
00:23:41,993 --> 00:23:43,654
你干什么

533
00:23:44,796 --> 00:23:46,787
你这屋子里怎么这么乱

534
00:23:51,135 --> 00:23:52,500
这不是整齐了

535
00:23:54,539 --> 00:23:55,836
来,亲一口

536
00:23:58,476 --> 00:23:59,841
你嘴里一股子酒味

537
00:24:00,144 --> 00:24:01,805
不是,不是酒味

538
00:24:02,446 --> 00:24:04,175
刚才那是种新牌子的嗽口水

539
00:24:04,749 --> 00:24:05,738
味道不错你试试

540
00:24:11,088 --> 00:24:13,249
我煮了宵夜,你们吃不吃

541
00:24:14,025 --> 00:24:15,583
明天早午晚三餐都不吃

542
00:24:27,972 --> 00:24:29,837
你干什么？你呀

543
00:24:30,474 --> 00:24:31,236
我不知道为什么

544
00:24:31,509 --> 00:24:32,703
今天心里非常的想念你

545
00:24:33,110 --> 00:24:34,771
简直是非常非常的牵肠挂肚

546
00:24:35,213 --> 00:24:36,043
那么的想念

547
00:24:38,583 --> 00:24:39,811
是不是真的

548
00:24:40,184 --> 00:24:40,775
真的

549
00:24:41,052 --> 00:24:41,848
为什么

550
00:24:42,453 --> 00:24:46,651
为什么我喜欢你,因为你漂亮

551
00:24:47,925 --> 00:24:48,721
真的

552
00:24:48,993 --> 00:24:49,516
真的

553
00:24:51,162 --> 00:24:51,856
弄破了手

554
00:24:52,163 --> 00:24:53,391
那胶布纱布在什么地方

555
00:24:54,031 --> 00:24:56,625
起来…

556
00:24:57,401 --> 00:24:57,765
真是…

557
00:24:57,869 --> 00:25:01,236
这么乱,会放在这里,起来…

558
00:25:03,174 --> 00:25:04,641
气死我了

559
00:25:13,584 --> 00:25:14,278
GETOUT

560
00:25:31,535 --> 00:25:32,559
我来啦

561
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,931
不行,我想起来还有件事没做

562
00:25:39,510 --> 00:25:41,102
不用啦…

563
00:25:41,646 --> 00:25:43,204
要,一定要的

564
00:25:43,748 --> 00:25:45,909
我是特地来做杂果宾治给你吃

565
00:25:46,651 --> 00:25:48,243
那些留到明天早上再吃吧

566
00:25:48,719 --> 00:25:51,916
不行,这是我的习惯

567
00:25:52,657 --> 00:25:53,589
不做完第一件事

568
00:25:53,858 --> 00:25:55,257
不会做第二件事的

569
00:26:00,431 --> 00:26:01,523
那你就快点做

570
00:26:01,999 --> 00:26:03,432
头痛去看医生

571
00:26:03,868 --> 00:26:05,529
医生正在吃香蕉

572
00:26:06,470 --> 00:26:08,961
吃香蕉

573
00:26:09,573 --> 00:26:10,904
不…

574
00:26:11,175 --> 00:26:11,800
你不吃

575
00:26:12,510 --> 00:26:13,909
我弄的杂果宾治很好吃的

576
00:26:14,478 --> 00:26:15,502
请你一块儿吃

577
00:26:18,582 --> 00:26:20,914
怎么了？头疼,去看医生

578
00:26:22,053 --> 00:26:24,920
不,我有件事想跟你说

579
00:26:25,756 --> 00:26:28,088
但…但是我又不知道

580
00:26:28,693 --> 00:26:29,955
应不应该跟你说

581
00:26:30,428 --> 00:26:31,622
更不知道应不应该

582
00:26:31,896 --> 00:26:33,523
在这个时候跟你说

583
00:26:35,199 --> 00:26:36,188
你说

584
00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:51,531
那些杂果不用煮熟的

585
00:26:56,707 --> 00:26:59,403
谢谢你,你对我真是好

586
00:27:00,044 --> 00:27:01,944
你不需要太责备你自己

587
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:04,681
你现在知错就行了

588
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:06,307
一切还来得及

589
00:27:06,784 --> 00:27:07,910
仍然是个好女孩子

590
00:27:08,186 --> 00:27:10,177
一样可以嫁一个好丈夫

591
00:27:18,029 --> 00:27:20,088
你对我真是太好了

592
00:27:20,698 --> 00:27:22,256
你使我想起了…

593
00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:26,332
想起了我死去的妈,妈

594
00:27:27,171 --> 00:27:28,433
别哭了…

595
00:27:28,873 --> 00:27:29,862
我的提包呢

596
00:27:30,174 --> 00:27:31,402
在这儿

597
00:27:32,577 --> 00:27:33,305
别哭了

598
00:27:34,745 --> 00:27:36,076
谢谢

599
00:27:36,514 --> 00:27:38,277
拿…拿去吧

600
00:27:39,317 --> 00:27:41,808
不要再哭了,乖…

601
00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:44,117
小心走

602
00:27:46,591 --> 00:27:48,525
你…

603
00:27:49,060 --> 00:27:50,186
老兄,别那么来劲

604
00:27:50,728 --> 00:27:52,559
要吃好东西比玩女人好

605
00:27:53,030 --> 00:27:54,691
我准备了那份罗汉斋给你吃

606
00:27:55,199 --> 00:27:55,756
什么

607
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,690
你赶走我女朋友叫我吃斋

608
00:28:01,239 --> 00:28:02,729
炒东西不能够用手的

609
00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:05,336
用锅铲,来…

610
00:28:13,084 --> 00:28:15,109
吃斋吧…你

611
00:28:15,786 --> 00:28:16,946
岂有此理…

612
00:28:17,188 --> 00:28:17,779
想干什么

613
00:28:20,858 --> 00:28:21,324
烫死我了

614
00:28:21,559 --> 00:28:22,924
别过来…

615
00:28:23,161 --> 00:28:23,889
文一点

616
00:28:24,228 --> 00:28:25,627
最近我们都没有吵架了

617
00:28:26,063 --> 00:28:26,893
你知不知道这样吵

618
00:28:27,131 --> 00:28:28,155
对孩子影响不好的

619
00:28:28,599 --> 00:28:28,997
不知道

620
00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:30,590
来…放下瓶子

621
00:28:31,002 --> 00:28:31,331
不放

622
00:28:31,569 --> 00:28:32,058
你以为你是谁

623
00:28:32,170 --> 00:28:33,000
我真是忍不了了

624
00:28:33,304 --> 00:28:34,999
你是英女皇？港督

625
00:28:35,606 --> 00:28:36,402
一会儿叫我收拾衣服

626
00:28:36,641 --> 00:28:37,266
一会儿叫我扫地

627
00:28:37,575 --> 00:28:38,303
一会儿叫我去洗澡

628
00:28:38,643 --> 00:28:39,905
现在你是我爸爸还是我妈

629
00:28:40,211 --> 00:28:41,542
你知不知道我这是为你好

630
00:28:41,979 --> 00:28:42,911
谁要你为我好？什么

631
00:28:45,683 --> 00:28:48,174
沙发…拜托…

632
00:28:48,786 --> 00:28:49,309
什么？我喜欢

633
00:28:49,487 --> 00:28:50,476
沙发是我的,房子也是我的

634
00:28:50,788 --> 00:28:51,982
是你挤到我这儿来住的

635
00:28:52,256 --> 00:28:53,416
我挤进来？你胡说

636
00:28:53,824 --> 00:28:54,119
什么

637
00:28:54,192 --> 00:28:54,954
当初不是你缺钱用的话

638
00:28:55,226 --> 00:28:55,988
我怎么会进来住

639
00:28:56,460 --> 00:28:57,757
我求你？是你跟着孩子屁股

640
00:28:57,995 --> 00:28:58,791
跟进来的,你忘了你

641
00:28:59,063 --> 00:29:01,691
我跟进来？你冤枉我,我告你

642
00:29:06,504 --> 00:29:07,334
我跟你拼了

643
00:29:14,512 --> 00:29:16,605
我告你,我告你谋杀朋友

644
00:29:23,287 --> 00:29:24,117
HELLO

645
00:29:25,823 --> 00:29:26,790
真有缘

646
00:29:27,925 --> 00:29:28,892
HELLO

647
00:29:32,530 --> 00:29:33,895
这么晚一个人在街上走

648
00:29:34,298 --> 00:29:35,492
这时候不早不晚的

649
00:29:35,933 --> 00:29:36,797
回家又不行

650
00:29:37,101 --> 00:29:39,695
回家不行,不如去喝茶,走…

651
00:29:40,304 --> 00:29:42,966
好,我请你,就算向你道歉

652
00:29:44,675 --> 00:29:45,642
以前的事别再提了

653
00:29:45,876 --> 00:29:46,706
我名字叫谢碧华

654
00:29:46,978 --> 00:29:47,774
我叫做朱天才

655
00:29:48,045 --> 00:29:49,103
人人都叫我天才

656
00:29:49,547 --> 00:29:50,104
我叫…

657
00:29:50,214 --> 00:29:50,976
他叫周剑虹

658
00:29:51,249 --> 00:29:54,013
美人如玉剑如虹,有点女人气

659
00:29:55,953 --> 00:29:57,614
我见你的时候,你是在开TAXI

660
00:29:58,055 --> 00:29:59,420
所以我没想到你是阿SIR

661
00:29:59,924 --> 00:30:01,323
开TAXI是业余的

662
00:30:01,759 --> 00:30:03,852
教夜校也是兼职

663
00:30:04,462 --> 00:30:06,020
他的正职是量地官

664
00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:10,292
你是大学毕业

665
00:30:11,736 --> 00:30:12,532
其实大学毕业

666
00:30:12,803 --> 00:30:13,827
有很多事情可以做

667
00:30:14,205 --> 00:30:15,331
为什么要挑这一行

668
00:30:15,973 --> 00:30:17,304
有什么不好

669
00:30:18,676 --> 00:30:20,837
没什么,不过女孩子干这一行

670
00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:22,246
你不要告诉我干什么

671
00:30:22,647 --> 00:30:24,774
我猜人家的职业是很有天才的

672
00:30:25,216 --> 00:30:26,148
好,你猜

673
00:30:26,717 --> 00:30:30,118
你这么漂亮,当花瓶做秘书

674
00:30:31,222 --> 00:30:33,053
单调不单调点,这么刻板

675
00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:34,716
很晚了

676
00:30:35,192 --> 00:30:36,056
公关…

677
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,323
对不起…

678
00:30:39,530 --> 00:30:40,121
真讨厌

679
00:30:40,231 --> 00:30:41,596
是我的,对不起,我去覆机

680
00:30:42,199 --> 00:30:43,097
好

681
00:30:44,302 --> 00:30:46,964
她有CALL机？干什么的

682
00:30:48,973 --> 00:30:49,905
唱歌

683
00:30:51,175 --> 00:30:52,506
午夜丽人

684
00:30:53,177 --> 00:30:53,905
舞女

685
00:30:55,546 --> 00:30:56,171
不会吧

686
00:30:56,781 --> 00:30:57,839
我开车送她上九龙塘

687
00:30:58,182 --> 00:31:00,446
还看见她在街上和她姐妹打架

688
00:31:01,185 --> 00:31:02,174
是个小辣椒

689
00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:03,985
真看不出,那个小个子

690
00:31:04,555 --> 00:31:05,044
真对不起

691
00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:06,054
我再坐会儿就该走了

692
00:31:06,590 --> 00:31:07,318
就让我给钱

693
00:31:07,591 --> 00:31:08,023
我来…

694
00:31:08,092 --> 00:31:08,490
不用客气

695
00:31:08,759 --> 00:31:11,023
你还猜不出？我这一行

696
00:31:11,629 --> 00:31:13,187
二十四小时都有人CALL我的

697
00:31:13,698 --> 00:31:14,960
凡是CALL你的人都是男人

698
00:31:15,266 --> 00:31:16,290
那也不一定

699
00:31:16,934 --> 00:31:18,663
不过多数是男人

700
00:31:19,537 --> 00:31:20,333
很好笑

701
00:31:21,138 --> 00:31:22,298
你这一行现在很光彩

702
00:31:23,074 --> 00:31:24,598
有什么不好？将来我有女儿

703
00:31:25,076 --> 00:31:26,304
一定鼓励她干这一行

704
00:31:27,745 --> 00:31:29,542
好男不当差,好女不当娼

705
00:31:29,980 --> 00:31:30,674
你听过没有

706
00:31:30,948 --> 00:31:32,677
你说什么？你们两个这么土

707
00:31:33,117 --> 00:31:34,106
现在什么时代

708
00:31:34,585 --> 00:31:35,483
我没你那么时髦

709
00:31:35,786 --> 00:31:37,185
干这一行还以为很光彩

710
00:31:38,122 --> 00:31:38,451
我们走吧

711
00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:39,212
你说什么

712
00:31:39,657 --> 00:31:40,851
本来我对你很有好感

713
00:31:41,192 --> 00:31:42,489
当我发现你干这一行之后

714
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:43,927
一点胃口都没有了

715
00:31:44,628 --> 00:31:45,492
什么胃口

716
00:31:45,830 --> 00:31:46,819
你这么大声干什么

717
00:31:47,098 --> 00:31:48,463
你不会介意让人知道你干什么

718
00:31:48,866 --> 00:31:49,560
我介意让人知道

719
00:31:49,834 --> 00:31:50,801
我和你坐一张桌子

720
00:31:51,068 --> 00:31:51,727
很晚了

721
00:31:52,036 --> 00:31:53,003
你说什么你

722
00:31:53,437 --> 00:31:54,165
松手再说

723
00:31:55,072 --> 00:31:55,697
说

724
00:31:56,107 --> 00:31:57,233
你赔男人睡觉

725
00:31:57,842 --> 00:31:58,365
什么

726
00:31:59,043 --> 00:31:59,839
无赖

727
00:32:03,614 --> 00:32:04,171
你哪只眼睛看到的

728
00:32:04,248 --> 00:32:05,510
他两只眼睛都看到了

729
00:32:05,950 --> 00:32:06,746
我…

730
00:32:07,017 --> 00:32:07,949
你又哪只眼睛看到的

731
00:32:08,686 --> 00:32:09,448
没看见

732
00:32:10,621 --> 00:32:11,952
你好,我现在赶时间

733
00:32:12,256 --> 00:32:13,518
如果不是,我要你的命

734
00:32:17,795 --> 00:32:18,523
你看看你

735
00:32:29,006 --> 00:32:30,633
傻子,神经病

736
00:32:31,675 --> 00:32:32,699
为什么要哭

737
00:32:35,646 --> 00:32:36,908
你生什么气

738
00:32:37,648 --> 00:32:38,945
你犯不上因为那个舞女

739
00:32:39,183 --> 00:32:40,514
就不理你的患难之交

740
00:32:41,051 --> 00:32:42,245
那正如我会因为她长得漂亮

741
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,688
就喜欢这个舞女,是不是

742
00:32:45,723 --> 00:32:47,782
人家干这一行,关你什么事

743
00:32:51,962 --> 00:32:53,896
你下车,我要跟你说清楚

744
00:32:56,233 --> 00:32:57,200
这儿不能停车

745
00:32:57,635 --> 00:32:58,932
有什么上车再说吧

746
00:33:11,215 --> 00:33:12,580
刚才的事不好意思

747
00:33:13,017 --> 00:33:14,075
你上哪儿去我送你去

748
00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:16,616
你把旗落下,钱我照给

749
00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:18,883
这…这怎么行

750
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:23,825
三三六八…

751
00:33:24,195 --> 00:33:25,628
你爸爸打架叫人打破了头

752
00:33:26,063 --> 00:33:26,791
进了医院了

753
00:33:28,999 --> 00:33:31,263
他们没事吧

754
00:33:32,503 --> 00:33:34,368
没死,现在在九龙城警署

755
00:33:34,805 --> 00:33:35,669
叫你马上去

756
00:33:36,574 --> 00:33:38,269
谢谢

757
00:33:40,544 --> 00:33:42,136
我有点重要的事要赶时间

758
00:33:42,713 --> 00:33:43,611
你在前面下吧

759
00:33:43,881 --> 00:33:44,813
前面能截到车的

760
00:33:46,116 --> 00:33:47,549
不用了,这么巧

761
00:33:47,985 --> 00:33:49,646
我也要上九龙城警署去一趟

762
00:34:00,993 --> 00:34:03,393
阿Sir,如果你保释你姐妹

763
00:34:03,962 --> 00:34:05,452
不够钱用的话我这儿有提款卡

764
00:34:05,898 --> 00:34:06,990
MADAM什么事

765
00:34:08,167 --> 00:34:09,031
MADAM

766
00:34:09,802 --> 00:34:10,826
如果保你爸的钱不够

767
00:34:11,069 --> 00:34:11,967
你就开口

768
00:34:12,404 --> 00:34:13,428
看看有什么可以帮到他的

769
00:34:13,872 --> 00:34:14,566
YESMADAM

770
00:34:15,474 --> 00:34:16,702
谁说她是舞女

771
00:34:18,010 --> 00:34:18,999
是不是都行

772
00:34:19,244 --> 00:34:20,677
我想请问周荣和在哪儿

773
00:34:27,986 --> 00:34:28,213
MADAM

774
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:28,649
MADAM

775
00:34:28,887 --> 00:34:29,285
什么事

776
00:34:29,354 --> 00:34:30,343
MADAM你来得正好

777
00:34:30,622 --> 00:34:31,611
这份口供很难录

778
00:34:32,457 --> 00:34:33,355
有什么难录的

779
00:34:36,595 --> 00:34:37,789
阿虹,你来了正好

780
00:34:38,197 --> 00:34:38,595
阿虹,你来了正好

781
00:34:38,864 --> 00:34:39,694
阿虹,来,你听我说

782
00:34:39,932 --> 00:34:41,160
这个蛮横老头他打破了我的头

783
00:34:41,433 --> 00:34:42,127
什么打破你的头,阿虹

784
00:34:42,401 --> 00:34:43,095
你自己看看

785
00:34:43,368 --> 00:34:44,767
怎么搞的？打架打到警署来了

786
00:34:45,237 --> 00:34:46,363
我也不愿意,完全自卫的

787
00:34:46,638 --> 00:34:47,536
就是嘛,完全自卫

788
00:34:49,174 --> 00:34:50,141
一个人坐一边

789
00:34:50,576 --> 00:34:51,440
坐…

790
00:34:51,844 --> 00:34:53,175
过来…坐

791
00:34:56,181 --> 00:34:57,512
究竟什么事

792
00:34:58,150 --> 00:34:59,378
MADAM…事情是这样的

793
00:34:59,818 --> 00:35:00,716
他打破了我的头

794
00:35:00,986 --> 00:35:01,611
我已经验过伤了

795
00:35:01,887 --> 00:35:03,616
师姐…你听我说,我是自卫

796
00:35:04,089 --> 00:35:05,454
别吵…

797
00:35:05,924 --> 00:35:07,448
MADAM我来告诉你

798
00:35:08,260 --> 00:35:09,989
他说控告他

799
00:35:10,429 --> 00:35:11,623
拿个啤酒瓶子打破他的头

800
00:35:12,030 --> 00:35:13,292
不…师姐,你听我说

801
00:35:13,565 --> 00:35:14,862
我完全是自卫,他先动手

802
00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:16,494
你自卫？为什么你的头不破

803
00:35:16,935 --> 00:35:17,959
为什么我的头破

804
00:35:18,303 --> 00:35:18,962
别吵

805
00:35:19,571 --> 00:35:20,833
我根本不知道你们两个谁打谁

806
00:35:21,273 --> 00:35:21,796
这还不明白阿SIR

807
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,337
我现在来告他,他打我的头

808
00:35:23,609 --> 00:35:24,940
我说过多少次,我完全是自卫

809
00:35:25,344 --> 00:35:27,005
你自卫？你让你打破了头

810
00:35:27,412 --> 00:35:29,209
我不是说你们两个谁打谁

811
00:35:29,615 --> 00:35:31,310
我是不知道你们俩是什么关系

812
00:35:32,351 --> 00:35:34,285
MADAM他们自报是住在一块儿

813
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,148
但是又说不是同屋住

814
00:35:36,421 --> 00:35:37,979
他说他的儿子也是他的儿子

815
00:35:38,423 --> 00:35:39,412
他的儿子也是他的

816
00:35:39,858 --> 00:35:40,825
那他…他说他的儿子…

817
00:35:41,093 --> 00:35:42,253
好了…

818
00:35:43,829 --> 00:35:45,296
谁是你们的儿子

819
00:35:51,403 --> 00:35:52,301
是我

820
00:35:56,074 --> 00:35:57,473
哪个是你父亲

821
00:36:00,812 --> 00:36:02,404
两个都是

822
00:36:03,048 --> 00:36:04,345
那你说你有两个父亲了

823
00:36:06,118 --> 00:36:07,449
是

824
00:36:09,021 --> 00:36:11,080
那到底哪个是你的亲生父亲

825
00:36:15,994 --> 00:36:16,961
说呀

826
00:36:20,232 --> 00:36:21,324
两个都是

827
00:36:22,434 --> 00:36:23,765
别开玩笑

828
00:36:24,202 --> 00:36:25,601
不然的话我告你阻差办公

829
00:36:26,838 --> 00:36:28,169
我不是开玩笑

830
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,340
他们两个的确都是我亲父亲

831
00:36:38,116 --> 00:36:39,981
MADAM不要再问这件事了

832
00:36:40,419 --> 00:36:41,613
我是他的亲生父亲

833
00:36:42,087 --> 00:36:44,078
师姐…我才是他亲生父亲

834
00:36:44,489 --> 00:36:44,887
你不要问他了

835
00:36:45,157 --> 00:36:46,089
你不要在这儿瞎捣乱

836
00:36:46,325 --> 00:36:47,519
谁胡说？的确是他的父亲嘛

837
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:48,619
不要吵

838
00:36:50,228 --> 00:36:51,388
你到底明不明白

839
00:36:51,630 --> 00:36:53,063
什么叫做亲生父亲

840
00:36:59,905 --> 00:37:02,305
你们说到底谁是他的亲生父亲

841
00:37:03,041 --> 00:37:04,030
我…

842
00:37:05,377 --> 00:37:06,571
怎么你们两个都是

843
00:37:12,117 --> 00:37:14,051
好,你先说

844
00:37:15,854 --> 00:37:17,185
这件事…

845
00:37:17,589 --> 00:37:19,147
说归说,你别乱说,我告诉你

846
00:37:19,591 --> 00:37:20,182
现在是你说还是我说

847
00:37:20,425 --> 00:37:21,392
每次我说话你都插嘴

848
00:37:21,793 --> 00:37:22,418
你真是没办法说

849
00:37:22,494 --> 00:37:23,483
你说话老是说假话,你知道吗

850
00:37:23,895 --> 00:37:24,190
我哪里说假话

851
00:37:24,296 --> 00:37:25,024
别吵

852
00:37:26,164 --> 00:37:27,688
你说

853
00:37:34,206 --> 00:37:36,538
这件事就要说到二十年前了

854
00:37:37,943 --> 00:37:39,342
那时候他很小

855
00:37:39,911 --> 00:37:41,310
在世上很难生活

856
00:37:42,214 --> 00:37:43,511
我是跑船的

857
00:37:44,416 --> 00:37:45,644
跑船回来的时候

858
00:37:46,084 --> 00:37:47,051
我就娶了个老婆

859
00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:51,151
阿有

860
00:37:51,390 --> 00:37:51,822
老婆

861
00:37:52,090 --> 00:37:52,522
回来啦

862
00:37:55,227 --> 00:37:56,125
回来啦

863
00:37:56,962 --> 00:37:57,656
我给你倒杯茶

864
00:37:57,896 --> 00:37:58,760
好…

865
00:37:59,431 --> 00:38:01,126
你知不知道我好想念你

866
00:38:01,533 --> 00:38:02,363
我都是

867
00:38:17,482 --> 00:38:19,473
阿萍,怎么了

868
00:38:23,055 --> 00:38:24,022
怎么了嘛

869
00:38:27,159 --> 00:38:28,023
你怎么了

870
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:29,618
当时我觉得有点奇怪

871
00:38:30,328 --> 00:38:32,558
但是也没有特别的留意

872
00:38:33,832 --> 00:38:35,197
直到我临上船的时候

873
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,092
我才知道原来她已经有了孩子

874
00:38:37,803 --> 00:38:38,929
是我的孩子

875
00:38:39,905 --> 00:38:41,338
我真的高兴得跳了起来

876
00:38:42,407 --> 00:38:43,305
菩萨保佑

877
00:38:43,575 --> 00:38:44,439
最重要给我生个儿子

878
00:38:46,378 --> 00:38:49,176
老婆,我这次下船

879
00:38:49,948 --> 00:38:50,778
一定努力好好干

880
00:38:51,049 --> 00:38:52,448
会多赚点钱多买点奶粉的

881
00:38:53,985 --> 00:38:55,350
让我们的孩子又白又胖

882
00:38:56,455 --> 00:38:58,423
别说那么多了,快到时候了

883
00:39:00,258 --> 00:39:03,489
你…你千万要小心一点

884
00:39:22,914 --> 00:39:23,903
你小心点

885
00:39:24,182 --> 00:39:25,376
你也小心

886
00:39:28,286 --> 00:39:29,583
阿萍…我回来啦

887
00:39:30,589 --> 00:39:31,078
阿萍

888
00:39:31,356 --> 00:39:32,550
邹先生…你回来啦

889
00:39:33,024 --> 00:39:33,513
我老婆呢

890
00:39:33,892 --> 00:39:35,985
你不知道你上了船之后

891
00:39:36,428 --> 00:39:37,417
你太太就把这个房子

892
00:39:37,829 --> 00:39:38,921
租给了一个畜生

893
00:39:39,431 --> 00:39:41,058
你太太可惨了

894
00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:42,797
今天下午的时候

895
00:39:43,201 --> 00:39:44,225
她一定是心神恍惚

896
00:39:44,503 --> 00:39:45,936
从楼梯上摔下去了

897
00:39:51,143 --> 00:39:53,111
我想肯定是很疼很难受了

898
00:39:53,845 --> 00:39:54,709
真是难为她了

899
00:39:55,547 --> 00:39:57,674
真是糊涂,每个人生孩子

900
00:39:58,250 --> 00:40:00,684
都是难受的了,真是

901
00:40:04,956 --> 00:40:06,014
原来你就是那个畜生

902
00:40:07,125 --> 00:40:08,023
你想干什么

903
00:40:08,293 --> 00:40:08,816
怎么你

904
00:40:09,227 --> 00:40:09,693
你这个畜生

905
00:40:09,961 --> 00:40:10,325
怎么你

906
00:40:10,395 --> 00:40:10,986
你这个畜生

907
00:40:14,766 --> 00:40:16,233
医生,怎么样

908
00:40:16,568 --> 00:40:18,001
你就是廖凤萍的丈夫

909
00:40:19,404 --> 00:40:23,568
我们已经尽力了,孩子保住了

910
00:40:24,943 --> 00:40:27,776
那就是说大人死了

911
00:40:31,216 --> 00:40:32,444
我跟你拼了

912
00:40:34,486 --> 00:40:36,044
我老婆就这么死了

913
00:40:37,088 --> 00:40:39,648
生了个孩子,那么小

914
00:40:40,825 --> 00:40:43,658
我想带他去跑船也不行

915
00:40:44,596 --> 00:40:45,688
当时我就决定

916
00:40:46,097 --> 00:40:47,496
上岸留在香港做事

917
00:40:48,333 --> 00:40:49,459
把孩子带大

918
00:40:51,303 --> 00:40:52,634
我心里这么想的

919
00:40:53,171 --> 00:40:54,729
两父子一起过日子

920
00:40:58,410 --> 00:40:59,536
谁知道这个禽兽

921
00:40:59,978 --> 00:41:01,275
我不知道他安的什么居心

922
00:41:01,513 --> 00:41:02,912
他跑来说那孩子他也有份

923
00:41:03,315 --> 00:41:04,646
他就是仗着没有活人对证

924
00:41:05,150 --> 00:41:06,742
你说,这孩子明明是自己生的

925
00:41:07,185 --> 00:41:07,981
又没办法证明

926
00:41:08,220 --> 00:41:09,482
你说我怎么办好,你说

927
00:41:09,888 --> 00:41:11,014
你…你这衣冠禽兽

928
00:41:11,289 --> 00:41:12,153
在孩子面前中伤我

929
00:41:12,424 --> 00:41:15,484
中伤我…

930
00:41:16,228 --> 00:41:16,717
畜生

931
00:41:17,028 --> 00:41:17,995
你们冷静点好不好