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太后知道我身在天津

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所以特別派我代表朝廷

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將這個牌匾送給

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抗敵有功之人，天津杜心五

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小民在

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不知道是你們家有福呢

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還是你命好

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竟然能夠得到朝廷的恩賜

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這肯定不是公公的眼光

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而是朝廷的眼光

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能夠欣賞有用的人才

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那你也就是說
自己的才智過人了是不是

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要立保家衛國之志

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必須修得文韜武略

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好，那我倒要看看杜心五

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你是否很得虛名了

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村心五，吊你三天三夜還不死
看來你不止命大還命硬

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謝謝公公嘉許

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禍國殃民的人還沒有死

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杜心五又怎么能先走一步呢

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我在高你在低

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你今天到底是給我下跪了

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公公你誤會了

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我想跪的拜的是朝廷給我的牌匾

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公公請坐

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得些好竟須回手，董公公

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杜心五

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我對你這個人是越來越有興趣了

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可惜相逢恨晚

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不要緊，來日方長

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我們還有機會再碰頭的，我們走

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這就是了

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阿福，算了

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這么做讓人知道了會拉你報官的

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報官就報官

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他們杜家能拆我們的祖墳

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我們為什么不能拆他的

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你要害怕你就先走

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到時候報官就來抓我好了

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怪不得，怪不得你整天被人家欺負

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你也太膽小了

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人家打你，你不還手就是要打你嘛

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做人一定要兇一點兒

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他拆了我們的祖墳

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我們也拆他的祖墳

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對啊阿福，我們也拆他的

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他祖墳再好，我們也把它鏟平了

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好，來

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阿福，成啦

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成啦，這怎么行呢

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他們把爹的尸骨給挖出來

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我就把他的骨頭也挖出來

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快點，有人來啦

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走

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別走…

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你呀

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說話一點分寸也沒有

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董公公說你兩句就算了

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你怎么要頂嘴呢

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我就是看不慣董禎的所做所為

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我真替你擔心死了

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你怎么就什么也不怕呢

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你還記不記得
你在那兒給吊了三天了

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要不是陳大老爺幫忙求情的話

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你今天還能站在這里嗎

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今天這件事

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雖然心五有點沖動

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但是正好挫挫董禎的銳氣

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總之你要記住

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忍一時之氣免百日之憂

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老爺…這下糟了

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什么事

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村民說我們的祖墳給人家給挖了

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什么，誰這么大膽子挖我們祖墳

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心五去看看…走…跟我去看看

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怎么會這樣…

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爹，你冷靜一點

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別太激動，你身子不好

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你這么激動會傷身子的

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冷靜

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我千辛萬苦才把方先生請到天津來

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走了那么多的路

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用了那么多的錢才找到這個吉穴

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可是現在你們看看

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我身為人子

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居然不能好好保護先人的墓碑

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我還怎么對得起
我們杜家的列祖列宋

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爹，孩兒不孝   爹

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孩兒不孝   爹

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錯不在你

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祖墳被毀，這也不能夠怪你

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是誰干的，你們說，是誰喪盡天良

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挖我們的祖墳

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你們誰看見了盜墳賊

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就把經過說出來

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回稟大人，我們三個剛才經過這里

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就看見有人在這里挖杜老爺的祖墳

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所以就走過來看看

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原來是阿福和阿壽他們兩個

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是他們倆

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不會的，劉氏兄弟的為人我很清楚

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他們絕不會做這種事情的

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是他們倆，一定是他們倆

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他們要報仇的

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我已經給了他們五十兩了

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他們還不知足

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爹，我看他們也是一時沖動

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大事化小吧

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大事化小，挖我的祖墳

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我不會放過他們的

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陳大人，你一定要幫我抓住他們倆

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要重重的治他們的罪

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杜兄你放心

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既然知道是他們倆兄弟做的

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我一定捉拿他們兩個歸案的

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快點…

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你們倆這么晚上哪兒去了

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有沒有人來找我們

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沒有，你們倆慌慌張張的在干什么

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叔叔，家里還有多少錢

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沒錢

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那杜老爺給的呢

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那些錢是我的關你們什么事

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我沒空兒跟你開玩笑叔叔

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我們要離開這兒

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離開這兒，無端端的走什么

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無端端走什么，說，快說   我

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怎么，做賊偷東西了

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是啊，你別問行不行

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準是做了不三不四的事，快說

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我挖了杜家的祖墳你說走不走

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挖了杜家的祖墳

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你這臭小子

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你去挖人家的祖墳

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是他們先挖我們的嘛

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挖人家的祖墳罪過大了

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你呀真是沒你那么笨的

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陪你弟弟去瘋

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你真是的，我打死你

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別再打了，再不走我們就走不了啦

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開門…

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他們來了

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從后邊走，我在前邊頂著

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我們走了，走…

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快點開門，開門

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叔叔，我們在山神廟等你

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開門…    走…快走

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快開門，開門

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怎么才來開門

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我在睡覺   搜

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我問你，劉福海和劉壽海

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兄弟兩個有沒有回來

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那兩個小子好幾天沒回來啦

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差大哥，麻煩你幫我找找吧

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搜到沒有

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找遍了也找不到他們

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快刀劉我告訴你

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他們倆一回來

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馬上到官府通知我，走

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是…

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外邊怎么樣

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怎么樣

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現在大街小巷都貼著你的畫像

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家里呢是一天來搜幾次

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慘了，這下子該怎么辦

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你這臭小子

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你到死了死到臨頭你還知道吃

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好好的跑去挖人家的祖墳

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是他們杜家先挖我們的祖墳

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人家有錢還不讓人挖

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窮就要被人家欺負

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是啊，窮就是要忍氣吞聲

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你現在英雄啦，英雄就躲在這兒呀

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我問你現在該怎么辦

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有本事希望你有本事

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我帶你去見官，走

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你瘋了你

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我瘋了？我送你去見官

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總比你在外面被人打死的好

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我早知道你是這種人

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眼看著我們兄弟倆要死也不管我們

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我管你們有什么用

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現在連碼頭也有官兵把守著

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好啦那你們倆就在這兒過一輩子吧

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難道真的沒辦法

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這下是玩完了

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叔叔，你不是認識董禎嗎

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是啊

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他凈身不是你幫他做的嗎

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是啊   去求求他

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求他

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是啊，只要他肯保我們呢

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那官府怎么也會給他面子的

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是啊

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不過他現在可是朝廷的大紅人

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要見他比登天還難

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我就不信見不到他

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來，我們一起敬董公公一杯

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好…來…干杯…

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謝謝…干…

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倒酒…

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我很久沒有來天津了

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想不到這次回來天津真是大變了

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董公公，天津出了董公公
你這么一個顯赫一時的名人

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實在是天津之光

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董公公…你沒事吧…怎么啦

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沒事，我想去趟茅房

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我去完了再跟你們喝

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好…就在那邊，慢走…

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拜見…

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什么人，在這鬼鬼崇祟的干什么

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我…快刀劉…

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快刀劉

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是啊

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誰是快刀劉

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以前…在西城后街那，那個快刀…

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快刀劉，就是我

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你…還記不記得我

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董公公，是我，是我…

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真是你，快刀劉

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什么事

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謝謝董公公，求求董公公大恩大德

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救救我們這兩個侄子吧

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董公公您行行好

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我從來就不喜歡救人

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不…不是的董公公
這次呢無論如何你念念舊交情

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救救我這兩個侄子

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你要不救他們倆

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他們倆是死定了，董公公

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我求求你救救他們倆

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謝謝你求求你董公公

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好，我先去大解

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有什么事你就快說

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等我大解完了你就要說完

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是…知道了董公公，董公公

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董公公你救救我這兩個侄子

237
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他們兩個人真討厭去挖人家的祖墳

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現在官兵到處在抓他們兩個

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只好來求公公您，您行行好

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救救他們倆

241
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您不救他們，他們就完了，董公公

242
00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,190
求…求求您啦

243
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:16,070
當年您也是走投無路被官兵捉

244
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,590
你才入宮做太監的

245
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當時還是我幫你做的凈身

246
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是不是，您再想想

247
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,160
你…你還欠我三錢呢我也沒跟你要

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我求求你

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求求你

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董公公

251
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不是我真的不是讓您老人家還錢

252
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:33,750
我…我只是求您老人家救救他們倆

253
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我怎么救

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挖人家的祖墳那是重罪   是…

255
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你以為我可以只手遮天嗎

256
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您老人家看在舊相識的份上

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您現在是老老佛爺身邊的紅人

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只要…只要你肯說一句話

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官府就會睜一只眼閉一只眼的

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這不就成了嗎

261
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他們倆就事了，求求您啦

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求求您啦…

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你們兩個還長得挺壯實的

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不錯…

265
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你真肯有辦法救他們兩個人

266
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,500
我肯，他們倆也不肯

267
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他們倆當然肯了，死小子快…

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董公公，讓我們干什么都行董公公

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是啊

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救他們呢就只有一個辦法

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就有一個辦法

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他們兩個長得這么結實又這么聽話

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我可以帶他們入宮

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那入宮不就是要…    做太監

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00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:33,830
這是最好的辦法

276
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只要他們兩個肯入宮

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就算是犯了彌天大罪

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我看官府也會懾于太后圣上的龍威

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也就是從此了結啦

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公公，還有沒有別的辦法

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沒了   媽喲

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就這一個

283
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快刀劉，我就是看在你的面上

284
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我才這么做，帶他們入宮的

285
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公公…我們劉家也就只有他們倆了

286
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,070
如果他們倆再做了太監

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那我們劉家就絕后了

288
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,720
官府抓到他們也要殺頭

289
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你們劉家不是一樣絕后

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是

291
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好了，兩個都不做呢是行不通的

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00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:20,060
這樣吧，一個做太監

293
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,550
另外一個跟著去做刃拉太監

294
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,270
在宮里打掃和做一些雜物

295
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,310
總之是隨便一個要凈身

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快刀劉

297
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:34,790
凈身怎么都比殺頭好

298
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,710
你想想吧   我…

299
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,830
叔叔，人人都說你刀法干凈俐落

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00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:42,870
你幫我凈身啊叔叔

301
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:43,990
不行啊大哥

302
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,510
你是大兒子應該繼承香燈

303
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:46,790
要閹應該閹我

304
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,550
叔叔你閹我，閹我

305
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,150
不行叔叔你閹我

306
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,750
我這么笨應該我去做太監

307
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:53,350
不行大哥

308
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,030
你這么笨老佛爺不會喜歡你的

309
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:56,550
我就不同了我比你機靈

310
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:57,670
我會哄老佛爺的

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叔叔你閹我吧，你別閹大哥你閹我

312
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,790
叔叔，你閹我吧叔叔   閹我吧

313
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:03,510
閹我吧叔叔

314
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:07,750
別吵了，就算你們兩個再怎么求我

315
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,110
我也不會閹你們倆的

316
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,710
叔叔…

317
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:16,150
雖然我快刀劉這一輩子

318
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,070
已經閹了無數的人了

319
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,670
但是我怎么也不會親自用刀

320
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,190
把我自己劉家的子孫閹了絕后

321
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,070
叔叔…

322
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,110
你要是再不幫我們倆閹呢

323
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,630
一會兒我們倆被人抓住

324
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,070
我們就活不了啦

325
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,910
你們兩個別以為閹了

326
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,620
就可以入宮做太監

327
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,990
好像李蓮英和董禎那么威風

328
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,230
你們兩個知不知道

329
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,670
有很多人做了太監入了宮

330
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,140
就算怎么冤枉死的

331
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,670
也沒人知道

332
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,910
叔叔，這也算有一線希望

333
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,390
可是要是我們不入宮根本就活不成

334
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:57,590
反正是一死嘛

335
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,750
叔叔就這樣了，閹我吧，我回去拿刀

336
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:00,950
站住

337
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,470
你就算把刀拿來我也不會幫你閹

338
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,350
我要是幫你閹了

339
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:13,590
你們兩個的爹就算在泉下

340
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:14,790
也會怪我一輩子

341
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,150
那還有什么辦法

342
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,630
我去找條船讓你們走

343
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,980
走得了就走，走不了

344
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,440
我只好把你們倆送到杜老爺面前

345
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,710
活活的把你們打死

346
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:30,790
這…

347
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,310
陳大老爺，已經兩天了

348
00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:35,990
怎么還捉不到劉家倆兄弟

349
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,150
我已經派人到處去搜查了

350
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,040
街上也貼滿了告示捉他們倆兄弟

351
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,190
我看他們也躲不到哪兒去

352
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,030
真是要快一點兒

353
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,990
要不然他們跑了我的仇就報不了啦

354
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,710
爹，已經過了兩天了你還這么生氣

355
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,470
我這口氣兩年也咽不下去

356
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:58,710
你看看，他就好像若無其事

357
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,350
爹，你何必逼得人家走投無路

358
00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:02,790
就放他們一馬好啦

359
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,190
什么，放過他們

360
00:17:05,590 --> 00:17:07,110
他們挖了我們的祖墳

361
00:17:07,350 --> 00:17:08,310
是我們的祖墳

362
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,990
這么大的事讓我忘了它

363
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,990
反正也是挖了

364
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,910
而且當日是我們做的不對

365
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,550
我們先挖了人家祖墳人家才一生氣

366
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:17,910
來挖我們的祖墳

367
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:20,630
喝茶，老爺

368
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,740
對了，事后我已經給了他五十兩了

369
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:24,630
陳大人喝茶

370
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,950
我讓阿全給他送去的五十兩不夠

371
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,430
對了…說到阿全他跑到哪兒去了

372
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,990
前兩天呢劉家的兄弟來找過

373
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,550
他還在門口大吵大罵一通

374
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,630
好像說欠他們什么錢似的

375
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,030
后來阿全還讓人把他們打走了

376
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,710
直接就連阿全也不見了

377
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:47,270
我聽人說阿全回老家了還買了房子

378
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,750
爹，難道阿全沒有把錢給人家

379
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,860
不會…我明明讓她交給他們的

380
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,590
阿全突然逃走

381
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,270
這很顯然是做賊心虛

382
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,590
他從中吞了我們給劉氏兄弟的錢

383
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,150
而劉氏兄弟來找你又被他打走了

384
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,630
于是他們兄弟倆就懷恨在心

385
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,230
跑去挖我們的祖墳了

386
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:09,750
我…我不管是怎么回事

387
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,990
總之他就不該這么做

388
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:16,630
爹，人家挖你的祖墳你就氣成這樣

389
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,500
那你去挖人家的祖墳
那人家當然也會這么做了

390
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,230
你總是幫著人家說話

391
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:25,420
爹，我看就這么算了吧

392
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:26,790
什么算了

393
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,820
我和方先生那么辛苦
才找到這個風水穴

394
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,510
就這么讓他們給破壞了

395
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,030
風水呢要講究積善積德的

396
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,510
你放人家一馬也就是積了德了

397
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,270
將來一定會有好報的

398
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:41,830
放了他們吧，算了

399
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:43,910
我…我沒那么好心

400
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,110
你愛怎么樣就怎么樣

401
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:47,910
師父

402
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,110
既然我爹說放了他們

403
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,110
那你就收回成命別再抓他們了

404
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,950
既然杜兄肯罷手

405
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,870
那我也就不再追究了

406
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:01,430
三個饅頭

407
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,910
幾個呀？大點兒聲

408
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,860
男子漢大丈夫怎么說話這么小聲

409
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:08,630
三個饅頭

410
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,470
三個饅頭啊

411
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,790
你這個人好像很眼熟

412
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,030
好像在哪兒見過你似的

413
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:20,550
我想起來了

414
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,030
最近滿街都貼上你的像啦

415
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,350
你是不是劉福海

416
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:27,910
劉福海

417
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,350
別走…站住

418
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,980
別跑…

419
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,550
杜少爺…不敢了我不敢了

420
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,070
杜少爺我以后不敢了

421
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,590
沒事了，我已經說服我爹
不再追究你挖祖墳的事了

422
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:45,990
你沒騙我吧

423
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,790
不會的你在騙我，你是來抓我的

424
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,030
我什么時候騙過你

425
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,390
難道連你也不信我

426
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:54,790
真的

427
00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,670
這里是挺偏僻的

428
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,670
怪不得官兵怎么也找不到你們

429
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:02,550
是啊

430
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,790
叔叔…

431
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,310
我們沒事了，官府不找我們了

432
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,870
我說什么也不能幫你們閹的

433
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,390
醉成這個樣子

434
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:17,270
不能幫你們閹的   阿壽…

435
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,270
阿壽…    說什么也不能閹

436
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,230
不可能的，怎么不在

437
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:25,910
也可能他出去了

438
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,470
不會的，阿壽那個人我最清楚了

439
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:29,990
在街上走兩步一看見官差

440
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,110
臉色都變白了

441
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,550
不過再想起來剛才真是一頭汗

442
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,190
多虧了被我叔叔攔著沒讓閹

443
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,350
閹？閹什么

444
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:42,390
是這樣的

445
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,550
我們當時被官兵逼得走投無路

446
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,270
他就帶我們去求那個董禎

447
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:48,950
你去求那種人干什么

448
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,350
是啊，董禎真是個混蛋

449
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:52,550
你說他多陰毒

450
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,390
他讓我跟我哥哥去閹

451
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,990
跟他進宮做太監

452
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,390
當時我們真的想去閹

453
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,430
誰知道現在什么事也沒了

454
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,910
老祖宗，還在這兒呢

455
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,190
真是的

456
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,030
阿壽，對了，阿壽買了把刀

457
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,390
糟了，阿壽他一定去閹去了

458
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,230
阿壽…

459
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,790
阿壽…

460
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,190
你不要亂跑，你冷靜的想想

461
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:36,630
他會到哪兒去了

462
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:40,870
是啊，他會去哪兒呢…

463
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:44,630
我想起來了，我聽我叔叔說過

464
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,070
他說太監以后投胎

465
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,310
要想做男人呢就要在祠堂里去閹

466
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:52,230
阿壽…

467
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:55,830
爹、娘

468
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:56,950
我沒用

469
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:02,230
阿福有用，他比我本事

470
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,150
他應該為我們劉家傳宗接代

471
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:15,430
我沒用，你們別怪我

472
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:19,580
這也是唯一的生路

473
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:25,640
阿壽

474
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,070
快，在哪兒    阿壽在那兒

475
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,990
阿壽在那兒…    哪兒呀

476
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,310
阿壽

477
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,430
阿壽…

478
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:55,980
別捉我…我要入宮了，別抓我了

479
00:22:56,240 --> 00:23:02,630
我要入宮   阿壽…沒事的…

480
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:06,150
我要見老佛爺…
你沒事的…阿壽…

481
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,230
我要見老佛爺

482
00:23:34,740 --> 00:23:43,370
我要入宮…我要見老佛爺…

483
00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:45,370
大夫，他怎么樣

484
00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:48,890
快刀劉

485
00:23:49,540 --> 00:23:51,450
你以前就是替人家做這種事的

486
00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:53,610
你應該比我更清楚

487
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:54,810
這倒是

488
00:23:55,140 --> 00:23:58,410
凈身以后，能不能好就要看運氣了

489
00:23:59,460 --> 00:24:01,290
不過我會盡力而為的

490
00:24:02,980 --> 00:24:04,250
我先回醫館開藥

491
00:24:04,580 --> 00:24:05,610
你一會兒讓人去拿吧

492
00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:07,130
好

493
00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:10,890
大夫，麻煩你啦   不客氣

494
00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:19,610
準是你，準是你讓你大哥去閹的

495
00:24:20,100 --> 00:24:21,210
我打死你

496
00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:24,890
叔叔，不關我的事

497
00:24:25,940 --> 00:24:27,930
我也不知道他自己跑去閹了

498
00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:30,810
報應啊

499
00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:33,840
想不到我快刀劉閹了這么多人

500
00:24:34,180 --> 00:24:38,570
現在報應到我侄子身上了，報應啊

501
00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:40,090
你們別吵了

502
00:24:41,460 --> 00:24:42,650
這里有點兒銀子

503
00:24:44,580 --> 00:24:46,330
你們…    你收起你的銀子

504
00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:48,570
你別以為你們有錢就了不起

505
00:24:49,060 --> 00:24:50,250
我們不稀罕你們杜家的錢

506
00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:51,450
福海

507
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:52,410
你馬上走

508
00:24:52,740 --> 00:24:54,250
是你們杜家把我們害成這個樣子

509
00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:55,450
你走你給我走   福海

510
00:25:09,620 --> 00:25:12,330
福海，你好好的照顧壽海

511
00:25:18,260 --> 00:25:20,820
我每次找到個好穴

512
00:25:21,380 --> 00:25:23,370
就必定要大病一場

513
00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:30,890
不過這次我找了一個富貴雙全穴

514
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:35,290
我倒要看看老天怎么折磨我

515
00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:40,730
方先生，你這么說我更過意不去了

516
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,370
你千萬別這么說

517
00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:46,890
我愿意跟老天斗到底

518
00:25:47,140 --> 00:25:48,810
看看是他贏還是我贏

519
00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:50,810
你…

520
00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:00,410
你怎么淋得這么濕啊

521
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,570
劉家兄弟怎么樣了

522
00:26:03,060 --> 00:26:03,930
找到他們沒有

523
00:26:04,260 --> 00:26:04,970
找到了

524
00:26:09,220 --> 00:26:11,680
這是我呀才這么心軟

525
00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:13,690
就這么白白放過他們

526
00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:15,850
真要是換了別人你看會怎么樣

527
00:26:16,260 --> 00:26:18,330
一定會追究到底

528
00:26:20,260 --> 00:26:22,410
干什么？一回來就哭喪著臉

529
00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:25,050
爹，劉壽海已經畏罪自閹了

530
00:26:26,260 --> 00:26:27,930
什么？他自閹了

531
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:29,610
無緣無故的為什么自閹呢

532
00:26:30,740 --> 00:26:31,690
風水

533
00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:34,330
要不是為了風水
劉壽海就不會弄成這樣

534
00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:37,850
中國人到底到什么時候才能醒悟

535
00:26:52,180 --> 00:26:53,530
我要是早點去就好了

536
00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:57,130
閹了就算啦

537
00:26:57,860 --> 00:26:59,770
反正在這里天天都拉車

538
00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:01,850
也是窮一輩子

539
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:07,210
過兩天我可以入宮了伺候老佛爺了

540
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:13,780
你呀別以為閹了就可以服侍老佛爺

541
00:27:15,380 --> 00:27:16,250
你想想

542
00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:17,610
你這么笨

543
00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:19,850
你想看看老佛爺的影子

544
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,090
你這一輩子都未必見得到

545
00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:23,530
夠了，別再說了

546
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,370
反正現在也是閹了

547
00:27:25,780 --> 00:27:28,080
你整天就會說人家還會什么

548
00:27:28,740 --> 00:27:30,010
那你這樣算不算頂嘴

549
00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:30,890
我哪兒頂你了

550
00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:33,450
你們倆別吵好不好

551
00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:38,010
怎么樣

552
00:27:39,780 --> 00:27:40,490
沒什么

553
00:27:41,940 --> 00:27:44,400
叔叔，我知道我笨

554
00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:48,410
就算入了宮不能服侍老佛爺

555
00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:50,570
也比整天拉車好

556
00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:57,210
不是哪個做了太監都能夠飛黃騰達

557
00:27:57,460 --> 00:28:00,890
你一個不小心就被人打也打死了

558
00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:02,490
我不怕受苦啊叔叔

559
00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:04,570
你帶我去見董公公

560
00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:07,860
還帶什么帶，現在官府又不抓你了

561
00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:09,210
你就留在家里吧

562
00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:13,460
我…我已經不是男人了

563
00:28:14,420 --> 00:28:16,720
留在這里被人笑話

564
00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:26,730
讓他進來

565
00:28:27,780 --> 00:28:28,330
進去

566
00:28:32,340 --> 00:28:33,130
董公公

567
00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:36,330
是你們

568
00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:42,570
來，告訴公公

569
00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:45,290
痛不痛

570
00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:54,250
快刀劉，這次你親自操刀

571
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:57,770
給你的侄子凈身那一定是做的不錯

572
00:28:59,060 --> 00:29:02,970
董公公，這次不是我給他做的凈身

573
00:29:03,380 --> 00:29:05,840
是他…是他自己做的

574
00:29:07,220 --> 00:29:08,090
是嗎

575
00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:13,050
年紀輕輕的這么有膽量

576
00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:17,130
又忍得了痛，你們說本不本事

577
00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:19,770
本事…     有膽量

578
00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:22,810
真的不疼

579
00:29:24,340 --> 00:29:25,210
說呀

580
00:29:27,460 --> 00:29:28,330
疼

581
00:29:29,860 --> 00:29:34,800
疼啊，你怎么這么想入宮

582
00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:39,530
公公我…我想我…我想想…我…

583
00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:45,130
好了…真不知道你說什么

584
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:46,890
吞吞吐吐的

585
00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:51,450
你這個樣子，我怎么帶你去入宮

586
00:29:52,020 --> 00:29:53,610
去服侍老佛爺

587
00:29:54,740 --> 00:30:00,810
公公，公公…我…我會改的

588
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:04,570
說句話就這么結結巴巴的

589
00:30:06,340 --> 00:30:09,690
我…

590
00:30:09,860 --> 00:30:12,010
我會改的…

591
00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:16,420
就你這個樣子我怎么帶你去進宮呢

592
00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:20,170
快刀劉，你說說，你最清楚

593
00:30:20,980 --> 00:30:26,730
做太監的是哪一個不是口齒伶俐
頭腦靈活有眼力勁兒的

594
00:30:27,380 --> 00:30:29,530
好像你的侄子這樣子那么遲鈍

595
00:30:30,420 --> 00:30:31,450
回家去吧

596
00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:37,130
董公公，我求求你，帶我入宮

597
00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:38,570
我…我已凈身了

598
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,570
不是凈了身就可以入宮的

599
00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:44,490
要是這樣你凈身

600
00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:46,010
他凈身人人都凈身

601
00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:50,890
那個宮廷之內豈不是
太監比妃殯和貴人還要多

602
00:30:53,860 --> 00:30:55,930
你這么笨怎么帶你入宮，快走吧

603
00:30:57,220 --> 00:30:58,490
走吧…

604
00:30:58,660 --> 00:31:00,410
我求求你，你帶我入宮吧

605
00:31:00,820 --> 00:31:01,610
只要我入宮

606
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,970
讓我做牛做馬我都可以的董公公

607
00:31:05,540 --> 00:31:07,610
去死吧，你別弄臟了我的地方

608
00:31:08,820 --> 00:31:09,770
你這什么意思

609
00:31:10,100 --> 00:31:12,480
當初是你答應的，這么不講信用

610
00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:16,490
我讓你去死

611
00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:17,930
你去不去

612
00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:21,850
跳下去

613
00:31:22,740 --> 00:31:23,930
從這跳下去

614
00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:25,610
跳啊

615
00:31:25,860 --> 00:31:26,890
你怎么不跳

616
00:31:31,860 --> 00:31:33,930
你哥哥沒腦子的

617
00:31:35,620 --> 00:31:38,410
我跟他說著玩呢，他當真啦

618
00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:41,850
他這個德性我怎么帶他進宮

619
00:31:43,300 --> 00:31:46,330
董公公你這不是騙我們嗎

620
00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:53,690
我不是騙你，我是玩你呀

621
00:31:58,100 --> 00:32:02,330
真是想不到你，你當年走投無路

622
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:04,090
還是我幫你凈身

623
00:32:04,580 --> 00:32:07,610
你才能做太監，才有的今天

624
00:32:08,980 --> 00:32:10,890
你真是忘恩負義

625
00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:12,330
我忘恩負義

626
00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:18,250
你大恩大德，我要報在你侄子身上

627
00:32:28,340 --> 00:32:33,130
你聰明，你閹了吧

628
00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:37,610
你馬上閹，我就立刻帶你入宮

629
00:32:37,860 --> 00:32:38,330
去你的

630
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:43,850
阿福，阿福你怎么樣

631
00:32:45,540 --> 00:32:48,970
來人，讓他們出去   是…

632
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:55,850
阿壽…你干什么…
你別拉著我…

633
00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:58,170
我要去求求他，我要再求求他

634
00:33:00,660 --> 00:33:01,610
你瘋了，你知不知道

635
00:33:01,860 --> 00:33:02,650
你就是再求他

636
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,090
他也不會帶你進宮的

637
00:33:05,380 --> 00:33:06,170
阿福

638
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:26,880
阿壽…

639
00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:36,650
福海，我想到處走走

640
00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:37,770
可不可以載我一程

641
00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:42,320
怎么，不做生意

642
00:33:43,700 --> 00:33:46,490
走吧，陪我到處走走
兜兜風心情會好一點兒的

643
00:33:47,540 --> 00:33:47,930
來

644
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:48,890
別碰我

645
00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:50,650
到底怎么啦

646
00:33:50,980 --> 00:33:52,330
好好地跟你說話你卻這樣

647
00:33:56,330 --> 00:33:57,930
對了，你哥哥怎么樣

648
00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:01,370
你別站在這兒行不行

649
00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:02,410
我不想看見你

650
00:34:03,060 --> 00:34:06,010
凡事都要有個明白
你無端端的發脾氣這是為什么

651
00:34:06,180 --> 00:34:07,370
老兄去不去城東街

652
00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:09,130
你走吧這車不做生意的走吧

653
00:34:09,700 --> 00:34:10,330
搞什么鬼

654
00:34:10,580 --> 00:34:11,930
你說發生什么事了

655
00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:20,490
你怎么一聲不吭就動手

656
00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:22,650
別以為你們有錢就了不起

657
00:34:28,660 --> 00:34:29,130
是

658
00:34:29,370 --> 00:34:30,810
我爹挖了你家的祖墳是我們不對

659
00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:32,410
但你也應該跟我商量

660
00:34:32,890 --> 00:34:34,250
你為什么又去挖我們的祖墳

661
00:34:34,660 --> 00:34:36,090
你知不知道盜墳是死罪

662
00:34:37,780 --> 00:34:40,080
死罪？我們挖你的墳就是死罪

663
00:34:40,410 --> 00:34:41,690
那你們挖我們的又怎么樣

664
00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:43,050
是不是有錢就行了

665
00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:49,770
是不是阿壽的傷勢有什么變化

666
00:34:50,820 --> 00:34:52,810
要是不夠錢我給你錢請大夫

667
00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:15,210
別哭了，男人大丈夫哭什么

668
00:35:20,260 --> 00:35:24,090
上車，上車啊

669
00:35:36,020 --> 00:35:36,810
你信不信命運

670
00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:39,530
信，我的雙手不就是命運嘛

671
00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:42,810
你們有錢人當然這么說

672
00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:45,450
我們窮人就不行

673
00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:48,490
沒試過又怎么知道呢

674
00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:49,850
命運是要闖出來的

675
00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:58,090
杜少爺，你有沒有挨過餓

676
00:35:58,900 --> 00:35:59,770
有

677
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:03,130
董禎把我吊在牌坊上
三天三夜我沒吃過東西

678
00:36:04,900 --> 00:36:06,010
三天三夜

679
00:36:07,460 --> 00:36:09,130
你知不知道我三年沒吃過飯了

680
00:36:10,580 --> 00:36:11,850
只吃樹根和樹皮

681
00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:16,730
我們就是吃這些長大的

682
00:36:23,540 --> 00:36:24,730
阿壽最有本事

683
00:36:26,820 --> 00:36:27,770
你別看他傻頭傻腦的

684
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:30,910
每次和我去挖樹根

685
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:33,390
他都比我挖的多

686
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:35,950
阿壽現在怎么樣了

687
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,750
杜公子，反正你也是出來走一走

688
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,990
我看你自己回去吧

689
00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:43,950
你有事

690
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,700
我叔叔病了，我想早點回去

691
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:54,030
福海，你要是用錢就盡管來找我

692
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,710
福海，你還沒告訴我
你今天為什么這么沖動

693
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:04,590
阿壽昨天上吊死了

694
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:09,790
阿壽死了

695
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:16,110
爹，這里那么曬
你的身體又差，你還是回去吧

696
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:20,190
不要吵，在這個時候

697
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,750
錯一點點方位也不行

698
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,390
就是在這兒

699
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,070
方兄，你要保重你，保重

700
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:42,580
杜兄，我…我已經盡了全力了

701
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:43,790
是…

702
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:49,070
可惜這個棺穴有一點破敗

703
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,030
有沒有辦法補救

704
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:58,110
穴成之后十年，杜家可能有場災劫

705
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:03,880
如果可以避過這場災劫
就會一帆風順，富貴三代

706
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,470
這…這怎么辦呢

707
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,260
你這次可真的要幫我了，方兄

708
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:15,870
杜兄，我已經筋疲力盡了

709
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,510
我知道…

710
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:24,510
要說杜家的這場災劫
是可以避得過的

711
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,270
爹，我們還是走吧

712
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,030
方兄，你的身體這么虛弱

713
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:33,790
還是先回去休息吧

714
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,870
不行，我要看著他下葬

715
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:48,030
我大半輩子尋龍點穴也不少了

716
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,030
還沒有試過

717
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:54,270
點到一個富貴雙全的官穴

718
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:00,510
爹

719
00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:03,310
爹…你怎么啦爹    方兄

720
00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:07,230
爹…    方兄…

721
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,990
爹，你怎么啦    方兄你怎么樣

722
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,150
爹，藥煎好了

723
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:18,830
放下吧

724
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,180
杜老爺，石管家讓我把這碗藥給你

725
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:23,390
謝謝

726
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:33,310
阿潔，乖女兒你先出去

727
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,710
我有話要跟杜老爺說

728
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,470
為什么，我留在這兒不行嗎

729
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,350
姑娘家的不能聽

730
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,550
我有很多話要說，你先出去

731
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:47,630
去吧，乖

732
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,190
來…起來

733
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:00,990
謝謝

734
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:03,790
杜老爺

735
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:08,350
我終于看見杜家的金塔入土了

736
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,510
我…我死也死得瞑目了

737
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,510
不要這么說

738
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:22,110
別這么說
我…我不說就沒機會說了

739
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:29,310
其實你信不信我這個看風水的

740
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:30,990
信，我當然信了

741
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:38,910
我這一生幫人尋龍點穴也不少了

742
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:46,350
可是自己連個繼后香燈的也沒有

743
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:51,310
說到財呢兩袖清風

744
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:56,350
好吧…先把藥喝了吧

745
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:05,150
謝謝

746
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,340
我拿錯了把我哪碗給你了

747
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:21,150
人老了做什么都是笨手笨腳的

748
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:30,110
沒關系你不算笨你也不糊涂

749
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:31,870
來…

750
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:37,470
是老天連藥也不讓我喝，是注定的

751
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:46,020
老天啊你贏了

752
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:49,230
你贏了

753
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:56,830
杜兄，我很感謝你照顧我們父女倆

754
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,350
別這么說

755
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,510
我們杜家所以有今天

756
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:06,190
還是你老兄幫我們找了一個好的穴

757
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,340
我們代代看風水的

758
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:16,990
一直都是靠你們杜家照顧我們的

759
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,990
你對我們杜家也是很好，我也…

760
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,310
風水這一套

761
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:28,020
是要靠積回來的

762
00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:34,670
正所謂善有善報、惡有惡報

763
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:41,470
你先躺下歇一歇，來…   謝謝

764
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,150
慢慢的…小心

765
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,950
我看還是不行啦

766
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,790
你別這么說

767
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:57,310
我不單會看風水，我還會算命

768
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:02,750
我知道我過不了今天啦

769
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,310
你有什么心愿就跟我說好了

770
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,950
杜兄，我就這么個女兒

771
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,910
我就拜托給你了

772
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:23,790
你放心

773
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,550
我姓杜的發誓

774
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,950
一定會好好照顧你女兒，一定

775
00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:43,550
謝謝…我…我還有個要求

776
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:44,830
你說

777
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,430
杜少爺

778
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:52,590
他日金榜題名

779
00:43:53,720 --> 00:44:01,300
請他…請他到我的墳前裝三炷香

780
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,110
你一定會看見他高中的，一定

781
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:12,030
我…我看不見了

782
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,750
不會，不會的，你先好好的休息

783
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,190
你先好好的休息

784
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:25,150
你先養好了自己的身子再說吧

785
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,950
你為了我們杜家找這個穴

786
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:31,950
真是太辛苦了

787
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:34,670
我真不好意思