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你不立即放人, 我便拆除你的衙門

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拆你的衙門

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師父, 爹, 你們先別這麼衝動 聽唐大人說話好嗎？

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你們退下

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本官久聞天龍門黑白兩位大俠大名

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一直想請兩位前來一敘, 見見面

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想和我們見面便要抓我們的弟子嗎

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見面竟要到來公堂那麼嚴重

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兩位千萬不要誤會, 來人

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替我請他們出來 是

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師父… 師弟

12
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怎樣？你們沒事吧？

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那芝蔴綠豆官有沒有傷害你們？

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諒他不敢

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大人, 請恕他們無禮

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爹、師父, 你們別這樣吧

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我們人已到來, 有甚麼想對我們說

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儘管說出來 快說

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不是本官想說, 是本官一位朋友

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有事想對兩位說

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是誰？

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正是在下

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是少爺

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岳丈大人, 師父

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宋世傑？

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你很大膽, 我不是跟你說過

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以後不許你再上天龍門嗎？

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你竟然還膽敢在這裡

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相不相信我一掌把你打死

30
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岳丈大人 劈死你

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師父…你們的說話我當然要聽

32
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但做人真的要講道理

33
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你們說不許我去天龍門

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沒說不許我留在天城鎮

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這狗官要我們來, 現在又要你出來

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是何意思？

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師父、岳丈, 兩位老人家

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當然不會請你們上來打過招呼便走

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其實是有要事商量, 請

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阿星, 如果黑白雙煞聯手對付少爺

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你有沒有把握助他衝出重圍

42
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可以的 我便放心了

43
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最多是折斷幾根肋骨, 脖子扭歪了

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可以救他的

45
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不是吧？這樣醫好了也沒用

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唐大人

47
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你說我的弟子全給抓了

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完全是你的主意？

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是…岳丈大人, 你不用這麼緊張

50
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你的弟子一根頭髮也沒缺少

51
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我的呢？ 也是一樣

52
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事情是這樣的

53
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唐大人一向很仰慕天龍門的威名

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很想認識兩位前輩

55
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一次他跟我提起, 於是我便安排 這麼特別的機會, 讓你們見面

56
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這樣會難忘一點

57
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其實在下祇是跟兩位開玩笑

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相信兩位亦海量汪涵, 不會介意吧

59
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不介意, 我不像某些人那麼小器

60
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有事情便坦坦白白一五一十說出來

61
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是很應該的, 不介意

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唐大人既然那麼有誠意

63
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我們交個朋友也無妨

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那便最好不過

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你不要耍甚麼花樣？告訴你

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即使能擺平爹和師父

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我亦不會跟你回廣州

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總之我不會放棄, 你看你爹和師父

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日夜相鬥, 你也想替他們化解恩怨

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待會你會感謝我

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兩位前輩, 唐大人飽讀詩書

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思才敏捷, 但不說你們也不知道

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原來他最大的志願便是習武

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習武？習武好, 可以強身健體

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看看我活了幾十年, 看上去

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也不像老大了 不像

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唐大人, 習武最重要是能保護自己

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在下不怕開罪說一句

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你手無縛雞之力, 不幸遇上山賊

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我看你會凶多吉少

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說的對

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兩位的說話均很有道理, 其實本官

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自小對武術很有興趣, 可惜家父

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祇喜歡我習文, 不能習武

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實是本官的遺憾

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可是唐大人, 你靠近城隍廟 為何不去求一支好籤？

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宋兄, 你的意思是…

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我的意思是白老大、黑老二

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是天龍門拳腳二宗的高手

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不如你請他們兩位示範幾招

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你便可從中觀摩一下

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對

93
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不知兩位可否在在下面前

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展露一下身手？

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沒問題, 我便施展天龍門拳宗 其中一式, 擒拿展翅

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解手無影腳

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再來一招金星拳把你打得金星直冒

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兩位稍安毋躁 精彩…

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天龍門的功夫簡直威猛絕倫 精彩無比

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當然了

101
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可以用一種動物來形容

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宋兄, 究竟是甚麼動物？

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獅子

104
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獅子？ 是

105
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獅子是萬獸之王大家想想牠的樣子

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雙眼兇狠有神, 身體健壯有力

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牠的口隨便張開

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稍為膽小的也給嚇死了

109
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這就好比天龍門的功夫, 夠威風

110
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擺出架式已嚇倒別人, 還有

111
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獅子有鋒利的牙齒, 一雙鋒利的爪

112
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祇要看見獵物一撲而前擒住, 然後

113
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獵物便命喪當場就如天龍門的功夫

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你跟它打架, 性命難保

115
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剛才祇是牛刀小試

116
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本門的絕學我還沒使出

117
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但最神似的還是這一件事

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是甚麼？

119
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那就是當獅子吃飽時, 正想睡覺

120
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忽然發覺有雞毛夾在牙縫中

121
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不好了

122
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根本毫無辦法, 大家想一想

123
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這獅子如此威猛, 萬獸之王

124
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殺戮無數, 人亦怕了牠

125
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但當一條雞毛夾在牙縫時

126
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牠根本毫無辦法, 無能為力

127
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你說是多失敗呢

128
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宋世傑, 你兜兜轉轉的想說甚麼？

129
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我想說的事 天龍門功夫雖然威猛絕倫

130
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但拳腳分家, 各走極端

131
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變成獨沽一味, 欠缺靈活

132
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甚麼？你竟然說我們天龍拳 有欠靈活？

133
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我們天龍拳可開山劈石

134
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我的一雙腳威力無比

135
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明白…瞭解…說到殺傷力 當然毋庸置疑

136
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但你們一個說用拳, 一個用腳

137
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我說你們連日常生活也無法解決

138
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如何無法解決？

139
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我說出昨天我做過的事

140
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看你們能否做到, 印證一下吧？

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好

142
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昨天早上, 我起來, 伸一伸懶腰

143
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然後倒一盆水, 洗洗臉

144
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接著穿上衣服

145
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然後推開門, 走到街上

146
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這個很簡單, 早上我起來伸伸懶腰

147
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倒一盆水, 洗洗臉, 穿上衣服

148
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扣上鈕子, 打開門, 走出門口

149
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犯規, 用腳

150
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說到用腳, 當然是我們腳宗了

151
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黑老二可厲害, 他用腳最了得

152
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接著我便上街喝酒, 走到中途

153
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看見一叫化子, 給了他五文錢

154
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很容易, 走到街上去喝酒看見乞丐

155
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我便給他五文錢

156
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犯規, 用手

157
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你們均說自己武功最厲害

158
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但是, 連日常生活也解決不來

159
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所以手和腳各有用處

160
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彼此不能取代對方, 祇有互相配合

161
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才能發揮所長, 這是很自然的事情

162
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為何要爭呢？

163
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誰說不能用手走路？

164
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腳亦可伸懶腰

165
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誰說我們手不能代替腳做事？

166
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腳宗不是一頭無法剔牙的獅子

167
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難度那麼高的事他也能做到

168
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這次真的難倒少爺了

169
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宋世傑, 你花上老半天

170
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也祇是想我們手腳配合而已？

171
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根本用不著配合

172
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我們一雙手可全辦妥了

173
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更高難度的事我們腳宗同樣可做到

174
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好, 你的腳真的可以做手的事情？

175
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沒錯

176
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你的手真的可以做到腳的事情？

177
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沒錯

178
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我就考考你們

179
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我昨天給家人寫信

180
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我寫的有點累, 於是起來伸伸懶腰

181
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動一動雙腳

182
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我後來去找唐大人跟他喝了一杯茶

183
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我喝過茶後, 走到街上

184
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遇上我老婆白玲瓏, 她不理睬我

185
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我於是跟著她…

186
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我一直追我老婆, 終於讓我追上她

187
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誰料她不理我, 還給我一記耳光

188
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少爺…

189
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拳宗做到的事我們腳宗同樣可做到 是難不到我們的

190
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腳宗能做的事, 我們拳宗同樣做到

191
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同樣難不倒我們

192
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腳宗了得

193
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拳宗了得

194
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你們為何打起來？

195
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真想不到

196
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真想不到, 那兩個老傢伙這麼頑固

197
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我還以為用拳腳合一這方法 去說服他們

198
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少爺…先坐下來

199
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先坐下休息一會

200
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少爺, 你一心想耍人 這次可給別人耍了

201
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這次不單沒緩和他們的矛盾

202
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還增加了衝突

203
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小心, 大人

204
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沒嚇著吧？

205
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師父…

206
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矮腳雄, 剛才你做得很好

207
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你們看見了, 矮腳雄將我們 腳宗的精神發揮得淋漓盡致

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出神入化, 全融會在起居飲食中

209
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實在難得

210
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師父, 你往常教導我們

211
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無論晨昏定省, 均不可以忘宗

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00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,720
所以弟子花了三年時間

213
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,720
苦練以足代手, 無時無刻提醒自己

214
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,400
要以打敗拳宗為己任

215
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:37,880
孺子可教, 說得好, 你們聽著

216
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,120
以後你們要向這位師兄多多學習

217
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:44,760
將本門的功夫, 身體力行, 知道嗎

218
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:45,760
是…

219
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:50,480
好, 大家聽著, 明天開始

220
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,160
要用腳吃早飯

221
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,880
師父, 你經常教我

222
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,160
武功用以修身養氣, 儆惡懲奸

223
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,040
現在吃飯洗衣服亦使用武功

224
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,200
你不覺有點荒謬嗎？

225
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,480
玲瓏, 武功最高境界

226
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,680
是摘葉飛花皆可傷人

227
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,680
若然起居飲食也可以足代手

228
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,160
那就是不停在練功, 有何不可以

229
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,520
師父, 這樣…

230
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,880
不必多說, 矮腳雄, 以後吃早飯

231
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,480
由你負責看管他們

232
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,120
是, 師父

233
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:24,600
你們聽著, 祇要你們日後勤加苦練

234
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:28,680
不用多久, 我們腳宗便可超越拳宗

235
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,920
知道嗎？

236
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,800
阿霸入門日子那麼短

237
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,120
便能為我們拳宗爭光

238
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:51,280
你們身為師兄是不是應覺慚愧？

239
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:57,120
阿霸能做到的你們是不是應該做到

240
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,200
是

241
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,000
那便從現在開始

242
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,560
你們好好的用手學習走路

243
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:06,200
學至如履平地, 飛簷走壁

244
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,480
我要黑老頭知道, 我們的一雙手

245
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,120
可以做出腳做的事情

246
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,840
阿霸, 你去教他們

247
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:16,000
是, 放膽嘗試

248
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,600
來

249
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,160
用力一點

250
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:20,960
放手了

251
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,920
爹, 以手代足根本有違本性

252
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,200
對武功也沒甚麼幫助

253
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,160
你何必要師兄弟們做這樣的事情

254
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,680
我不管這許多, 總之黑老鬼能做的

255
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,960
我同樣可以做到

256
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,760
你不要再和師父鬥 玲瓏

257
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,680
你找一次胳膊兒往內不往外可以嗎

258
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,840
大家繼續練

259
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,280
是, 師父

260
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,520
唐大人你沒事吧？

261
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,840
那一群簡直是化外之民, 不可理喻

262
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:55,080
我做狀師多年, 從沒遇上此等事情

263
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,600
宋狀師, 你也知道這幾個月我怎過

264
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,440
面對這一群武夫

265
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,200
我這個縛雞無力的地方文官

266
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,920
根本是一籌莫展

267
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,080
還說甚麼朝廷命官

268
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:13,640
不可能的, 我堂堂廣東第一狀師

269
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,320
這樣敗給那群野蠻人？

270
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,240
大人, 宋夫人求見

271
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,360
唐大人

272
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:21,520
玲瓏

273
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:22,840
宋夫人

274
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,800
你的手沒受傷吧？

275
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,600
這是天龍門的跌打藥, 很有效的 你拿去用吧

276
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,440
謝謝你, 我祇是碰傷少許而已

277
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:35,240
我的手, 不知為何會隱隱作痛

278
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,000
是不是斷骨呢？

279
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,080
唐大人, 今天真的很過意不去

280
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,520
為了天龍門的事令公堂給搗亂了

281
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,600
還連累你受傷

282
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,720
宋夫人, 其實又怎能怪你

283
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,120
弄成這樣, 大家也是始料不及的

284
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,560
要怪的祇怪我未能克盡己職

285
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,160
平息天龍門的紛爭

286
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:56,120
你爹和師父也真的是皮球性子 不聽別人勸

287
00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,040
我爹和師父的關係本來沒那麼僵

288
00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,080
但多虧那些自作聰明的無謂人

289
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,320
想出這樣的餿主意

290
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,360
令他們的關係越來越惡劣

291
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,800
現在挽救無從了

292
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,240
宋夫人, 其實宋狀師已經盡了力

293
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,360
他這樣連累你, 你還替他說好話

294
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:16,600
你放心, 我宋世傑一諾千金

295
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,520
定會想出辦法解決此事

296
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:29,920
一定有辦法, 我宋世傑打官司多年

297
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,040
定有某些官司可以借鏡

298
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,480
楊一刀和楊二刀爭產一案, 相近了

299
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,400
爭家產跟爭武功是不同的

300
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,040
那群人並不講錢

301
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:49,120
袁彩衣和李小星爭老公一案沒錯吧

302
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,240
少爺, 那兩個女子最後好像

303
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,080
抱著丈夫跳崖, 同歸於盡

304
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,480
這麼悲慘？

305
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,360
怎辦呢？

306
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:03,720
朱大嬸和張二嬸爭閹雞案一定沒錯

307
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,080
閹雞？

308
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,960
無道理, 我宋世傑難道

309
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,160
讓那兩個蠻番弄的毫無辦法？

310
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,560
少爺, 不如先喝一口茶休息一下

311
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:19,720
對了, 不如要一碗魚翅, 漱漱口

312
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,600
腦袋可能靈活一點

313
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:26,640
要魚翅？對了, 每個人均會有嗜好

314
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,560
那便是有死穴了, 出發

315
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,080
上哪兒去？

316
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,560
去找死穴

317
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:41,560
少爺, 辛苦了你為了這一宗案 絞盡腦汁

318
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,120
到這種地方來, 男人是很應該的

319
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,600
我定不會對少奶說的

320
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,120
但阿星我可不敢保證

321
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,680
我光明正大, 有甚麼不能說

322
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,760
我來這裡是要看白老大, 黑老二 有甚麼死穴

323
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,360
甚麼死穴？

324
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,920
幾位大爺, 有沒有相熟的姑娘？

325
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,920
是找你

326
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,480
呸, 我年紀不小了

327
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,480
來找你一定可以的, 阿東

328
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,200
可以的…看一看

329
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,720
我祇想問你幾個問題

330
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,880
行, 我有問必答

331
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,280
白老大有沒有到這裡來？

332
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,560
大爺, 你真的跟我開玩笑

333
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,120
誰也知道白老大夫妻情深

334
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,600
自從白夫人死後他並未再娶

335
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:28,280
又怎會踏足這種煙花之地呢？

336
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,360
簡直可以給他一貞節牌坊

337
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,120
那麼厲害？

338
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,080
黑老二呢？在此有沒有相熟的姑娘

339
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,760
說到黑老二, 他簡直是個武癡

340
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,840
他為了練武從不近女色

341
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,400
我看他不知是不是在練童子功

342
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,760
好了, 不用再問了

343
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,760
少爺, 找到他們的死穴嗎？

344
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:54,080
找不到, 我以為男人十居其九好色

345
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,040
如果他們在這裡有相熟的姑娘

346
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,600
我便從這裡開始要脅他們

347
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,360
希望他們休戰

348
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:04,160
這黑白雙怪確是名副其實很古怪

349
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,840
妓院也不上, 還是不是男人呢？

350
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,040
去下一站

351
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,920
我知道, 黑白師父嗎？

352
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,080
他們定是這兒的常客了

353
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:16,440
這便可以了, 讓我設下天仙局

354
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,200
到時候我有他們的證據在手

355
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,800
別說要他們一輩子不要打架

356
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,720
要他們一輩子也不插隊也可以

357
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,720
他們倒是個客人, 祇是來趕客

358
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,040
他們為了門派之爭

359
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,240
躲起來日夜練功也就算了

360
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,760
可還嚴禁門下弟子來這兒賭博

361
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,520
你們看看, 這兒蒼蠅比客人多

362
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,800
我們這兒下個月便關門大吉

363
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,920
你們說哪有人開賭坊像我那麼倒霉

364
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,480
沒有

365
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:44,440
去下一站

366
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:48,520
黑白兩位師父經常光顧我買酒

367
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,400
每個月均數十埕的買下來

368
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,520
真的？ 行了

369
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,160
那便太好了

370
00:20:55,920 --> 00:21:00,360
終於沒有白費心機按原定計劃進行

371
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,000
找一埕千日醉回來, 灌醉他們兩人

372
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,080
讓他們睡上一年半載 起來想打架也不容易

373
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,040
當然好

374
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:11,200
沒用的, 他們祇喝我的家傳跌打酒

375
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,320
跌打酒？

376
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:18,280
是的, 天龍門的弟子 經常打至五癆七傷

377
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:22,160
我這種虎骨木瓜酒, 外敷可以袪瘀

378
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,240
內服可治內傷, 全仗它

379
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,600
我才可養妻活兒

380
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,240
老闆, 買一埕試試吧 改天

381
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:35,680
天啊, 這世上怎會有嫖賭飲吹 全不愛好那麼不正常的男人

382
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,640
少爺, 有 誰？

383
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,120
你檢討一下

384
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:41,640
是少爺

385
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,200
白老大

386
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:50,800
黑老二, 不行

387
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,000
白老大

388
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,520
黑老二

389
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,440
去送死嗎？

390
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:07,240
白老大、黑老二

391
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,880
定有辦法的

392
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:24,080
白老大, 怎辦呢

393
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,360
大人, 宋夫人到

394
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,680
宋夫人, 我們到內堂坐下慢慢談

395
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:31,560
好的

396
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,320
替我備茶 是, 大人

397
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:34,440
請

398
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:42,880
三更半夜, 孤男寡女共赴一室

399
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,200
這還了得？

400
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,840
少爺…

401
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,360
不要睡了, 起來吧

402
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,720
有甚麼事？

403
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,320
不要祇顧想辦法

404
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,160
你快要連老婆也沒有了

405
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,280
還有幾天便是天龍門拳腳二宗

406
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:01,840
在擂台上決鬥

407
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,200
我真的很害怕

408
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,120
萬一爹和師父有甚麼不測

409
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,480
我也不知該怎辦

410
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,480
我又何嘗不是

411
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,600
眼看天龍門的弟子互相殘殺

412
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,280
我這個做官的, 難道又會好過嗎？

413
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,280
難道真的一點辦法也沒有？

414
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,520
玲瓏, 我不怕對你說

415
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,000
其實這次天龍門互相私鬥

416
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:31,160
已經觸犯皇法, 我本可告上朝廷

417
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,800
派重兵前來鎮壓, 但想到

418
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,520
兩位是一代宗師, 加上是你的至親

419
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,840
如果這樣做祇會令你更加難過

420
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,000
我就是不想出此下策

421
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,240
雪喬, 你對我們天龍門的大恩大德

422
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:48,040
我白玲瓏不知該如何感激你

423
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,880
玲瓏, 人皆有惻隱之心

424
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,000
未到最後我也不想走這一步

425
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,320
你不用這麼擔心, 還有數天時間

426
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:58,880
希望在人間

427
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,360
他會有這麼好嗎？

428
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,160
對了, 宋狀師就在客房內

429
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,480
不如我請他出來跟你見面

430
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,760
不要, 我不想看見他

431
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,920
雪喬, 我還是先告辭

432
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,720
玲瓏

433
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,520
玲瓏, 我定會阻止天龍門 這一場大廝殺

434
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,120
你相信我

435
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:48,760
我已相信你一次

436
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,520
你別以為用花言巧語, 強詞奪理

437
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:52,920
便可以擺平此事

438
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,880
爹和師父用的是真功夫

439
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,120
是長時間苦練而成的真功夫

440
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:58,680
你多相信我一次

441
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,720
你不要老是那麼自信可以嗎？

442
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,400
別以為世上每一件事

443
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,240
均可以憑你的說話去解決

444
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,880
如果世事是這麼簡單便好了

445
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:22,400
拳宗這道裂骨爪, 真是招招殺著

446
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,080
但腳宗的如影隨形亦著著奪命

447
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,000
果然是上乘的武學

448
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:36,000
但如果兩人打起來, 會玉石俱焚

449
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:46,920
右足行前, 大字, 馬要七分

450
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:50,880
拳, 運勁擊敵

451
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,600
後轉招而上位

452
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,360
少爺為何無故會練功？

453
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,840
想不出辦法, 我看他的樣子

454
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,760
好像想自創一套武功

455
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,640
制止拳腳二宗打鬥

456
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,040
少爺, 發生甚麼事？

457
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:15,880
有沒有壓傷？

458
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,520
沒事, 我在練地堂腿

459
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,400
不要強裝沒事了

460
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,280
你可靠一張嘴說非成是

461
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:25,400
舞手弄腳你可不是會家子

462
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:26,760
鬼拍後腦

463
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,120
青龍出洞

464
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,520
真倒霉, 黑白雙煞令我們全無辦法

465
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:39,680
看看少爺, 坐立不安, 消瘦了許多

466
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,920
最不好是甚麼也不懂, 無法幫忙

467
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:45,160
人倒運便到處觸霉頭

468
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,240
要了菜卻遲遲未到

469
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,400
來了…

470
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,320
小二, 麻婆豆腐是我的

471
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,880
那碟菜分明已到口

472
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,280
這樣給強搶了也可以

473
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,960
這跟強搶民女有甚麼分別？

474
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,760
豈有此理

475
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,320
兄台, 那麼快便吃

476
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,920
這道麻婆豆腐該是我們的

477
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,480
怎會是你們的？

478
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,480
大爺, 這碟豆腐是你們的

479
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,440
是我們的嗎？ 是的

480
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:24,640
不是, 是你的

481
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,320
不, 是小二弄錯了, 是你們的

482
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,280
沒有錯, 是你的

483
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,840
不是, 大爺, 我還沒吃過

484
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:29,640
不要耍我了

485
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,560
不是, 是你們的

486
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:31,960
真的不玩了？ 不玩…

487
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,960
不玩了吧？吃東西

488
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,680
來了…有東西吃, 少爺

489
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,760
阿星, 這種情況你最威風

490
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,120
說來如果剛才那大個子

491
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,800
真的要動手你如何應付？

492
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,080
我是斯文人, 怎會隨便動手呢

493
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,240
我嚇唬他而已

494
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:54,560
就這樣子便可以了？祇是嚇唬？

495
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:55,760
吃東西吧

496
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,760
有破綻, 終於讓我想到了

497
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:00,480
是甚麼？

498
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:01,520
一會替我做點事

499
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:02,400
做甚麼？

500
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,560
快一點

501
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:06,280
走快一點, 他們來了

502
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:16,440
拳打邪魔外道, 腳踢妖魔鬼怪…

503
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,120
你們說甚麼？

504
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,880
拳宗拳宗, 替你送終…

505
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,320
邪魔外道, 不怕你

506
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:31,640
多送一次吧, 否則有生意也做不成

507
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,680
快點

508
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,920
今天不知又要死多少人

509
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,680
對, 這幾天我們還是不要做買賣了

510
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,000
否則很容易殃及池魚

511
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,880
我們走吧 走…

512
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,480
兒子…

513
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,360
娘親, 你來幹嗎呢

514
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,320
兒子…你跟我回去

515
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,960
你留在這裡會沒命

516
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,120
不行, 我生是天龍門的人

517
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,280
死是天龍門的鬼

518
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,120
我要與腳宗共存亡

519
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,520
兒子, 我祇你一個兒子, 走吧

520
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,120
對不起, 娘, 你算是少生我這兒子

521
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:08,640
你回來…

522
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,160
實在太過份

523
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,760
阿星…你過去是幹甚麼呢？

524
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,200
那一群人是沒人性的

525
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,880
為甚麼？練武本是強身健體

526
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,480
卻弄致妻離子散, 家破人亡

527
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,720
公子要些甚麼？我們鍋碗瓢盆俱備

528
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,360
枉你是腳宗宗師, 竟然那麼不要臉

529
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,960
寫出這樣的東西詆毀我們拳宗

530
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:04,600
這叫以牙還牙, 你們拳宗 也好不到哪裡去

531
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,360
這是誰寫的？

532
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,400
師父, 我們…

533
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,320
你們要寫出腳宗不是才對

534
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:18,080
應該是腳宗…違背祖宗

535
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,080
師父, 好棒…

536
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,840
腳宗…違背祖宗

537
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,680
豈有此理, 上

538
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:30,000
拳宗…違背祖宗

539
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,960
爹, 你要他們不要再叫喊吧

540
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:32,960
不用理會

541
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:38,560
各位師兄不要再叫喊了, 不要叫喊

542
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,560
你們不要大叫了

543
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,520
大人, 看來兩夥人早晚會大打出手

544
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,040
要不要多派官差來？

545
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,840
不用, 我們先離遠監視便可以了

546
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,840
師父, 爹, 要他們別再叫喊吧

547
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,440
停

548
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,080
這樣便好了 沒錯

549
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,160
我們今天到來比武, 不是鬥嘴

550
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,360
爹, 我不是這個意思

551
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,920
好, 擂台上見功夫

552
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,800
師父, 不要 好, 開始比武

553
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,000
爹, 師父

554
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,000
停手

555
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,280
宋世傑？他為何到來？

556
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,680
又是你這臭書生來搗亂

557
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,960
宋世傑, 是不是上次把你打的不夠

558
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,440
你這次到來又想做些甚麼？

559
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,200
岳丈大人, 師父

560
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,600
世傑今天是送禮到來

561
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,200
送甚麼禮？

562
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,040
送禮？

563
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,760
是的, 阿東, 阿星, 拿禮物來

564
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,000
讓開…

565
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,280
豈有此理 是棺材？

566
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,880
你…這樣做是甚麼意思？

567
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,440
做甚麼？

568
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,560
是甚麼回事？

569
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,240
宋世傑, 你這算是贈慶嗎？

570
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,880
竟送棺材到來 師父

571
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,880
我祇是一番好意 甚麼？

572
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,560
今天天龍兩大宗大比併

573
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,360
無論誰勝誰負, 亦定有人會死

574
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,480
你們沒預計吧？ 你

575
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,160
你太過份了

576
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,320
不過份, 世傑, 你做得很好

577
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,000
拳腳無眼, 你提早送來棺材

578
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,200
給腳宗弟子使用, 是對的 爹

579
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:22,120
你放屁

580
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,160
我們腳宗是天龍正宗

581
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,200
一定把你們拳宗打的落花流水

582
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,880
棺材是送給你們拳宗收屍的

583
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,040
世傑, 你認真做得好 師父

584
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:34,560
世傑, 我問清楚你, 棺材究竟 是送給他, 還是送給我？

585
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:35,760
是誰？

586
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,160
說吧 說

587
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:41,120
宋世傑, 你這次還不是自尋死路

588
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,480
說…

589
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,280
其實那些棺材是給…

590
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,200
說…

591
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,720
我說了

592
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,040
這個問題, 其實我已想了一晚

593
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,840
今天拳腳二宗在這裡大火併

594
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:03,600
我真的很想知道

595
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,200
究竟是拳宗的人死的多

596
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,680
還是腳宗有更多人回不了家

597
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
於是我花了三晚時間

598
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,440
研究拳腳二宗的武功

599
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,760
究竟哪一方的殺傷力較強大？

600
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,000
你們知道我做事很認真

601
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,800
不想別人說我說非成是

602
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,160
得出的結論就是

603
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,200
哪一派？

604
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,800
口講無憑, 示範最實際

605
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,440
希望大家看的清清楚楚

606
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,960
所以我在兩宗的武學內

607
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,200
千挑萬選, 選出幾招殺著

608
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,520
由我的大弟子洪星示範

609
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:37,440
請讓開

610
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:43,200
看過示範, 究竟哪一方 是天龍正宗, 自然會明明白白

611
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,880
對了, 這主意很好, 最少不用對打

612
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,200
兩位, 請就坐

613
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,320
師父、爹

614
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,320
大人, 那宋世傑究竟在做甚麼呢？

615
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,120
看下去便知道

616
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,600
各位, 我們開始示範了, 阿星

617
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,880
首先示範的是拳宗的開山掌

618
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,200
這套掌法可說是集天下掌法的大成

619
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,800
至剛至猛, 特別是最後一式

620
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,040
開山劈石

621
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,720
有勁道, 岳丈大人, 好武功

622
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,240
當然了

623
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,320
拳宗好棒

624
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:25,480
拳宗好棒…

625
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,280
但示範剛開始

626
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:29,960
拳宗的開山掌當然厲害

627
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,640
但未至於天下無敵

628
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,120
因為腳宗還沒出招, 對不對, 師父

629
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:38,360
那還用說, 我們腳宗博大精深

630
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,560
難道會輸給他

631
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,280
當然, 腳宗確有招式可破開山劈石

632
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,600
來, 立即示範

633
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,800
但為了安全起見, 我們準備了石像

634
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,640
阿東 小心

635
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:57,520
小心…快點…小心

636
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:02,200
好一招開山劈石, 但怎樣破這一招

637
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,960
雖然開山劈石是至剛至強的

638
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,880
但輸了出手慢一點, 祇要使出

639
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:12,280
腳宗的無影腳第十招, 如影隨形

640
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,920
看來拳宗弟子的手不保了

641
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,280
好…

642
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,720
好徒兒, 打得好, 你真識貨

643
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,360
怎樣？白老鬼

644
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,440
如果不想徒兒以後做無爪蟛蜞的

645
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,600
現在你認輸也不遲

646
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,880
豈有此理, 宋世傑

647
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,320
你胳膊肘兒往外不往裡

648
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:34,560
枉我讓女兒嫁給你

649
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,440
你先別動氣, 比試還沒完

650
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,280
如影隨形腳雖然厲害

651
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,760
但拳宗還有招式可以破解

652
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:42,920
是嗎？

653
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,040
要破這一招如影隨形腳

654
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,040
一定要用拳宗分筋挫骨手的第三招

655
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,320
裂骨爪

656
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:58,520
指勁直透關節, 不管你出腳多快

657
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,920
也難逃斷腳的命運, 師父

658
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:01,920
好

659
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,960
拳宗好棒…

660
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,040
裂骨爪雖專攻敵人關節

661
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:09,120
但腳宗天殘腳正好是它的剋星

662
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:12,600
祇要打出第八式, 八方風雨

663
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,680
頭也沒有了

664
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,040
踢得好

665
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,520
不要自滿阿星

666
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,200
你這招八方風雨雖然威力無窮

667
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,240
但因為祇攻不守, 容易露出破綻

668
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,160
拳宗的弟子定會掌握這個時機

669
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:36,000
打出一招很難捉摸的, 猴子偷桃

670
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:44,400
好, 抓得好, 抓得妙

671
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,480
這一招真的慘絕人寰

672
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,920
腳宗的弟子, 差點給別人絕了後

673
00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:55,920
當然深深不忿, 他們自然會使出

674
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,640
生平絕學, 飛龍壓頂

675
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:05,280
阿星, 這一招讓我來, 由我示範

676
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:14,880
厲害, 真想不到, 我這超齡徒兒 學了幾天

677
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,000
使出這招飛龍壓頂也有那麼大威力

678
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,280
腳宗真厲害

679
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,600
但腳宗使出這招飛龍壓頂後

680
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,560
拳宗又用哪一招去破解呢？

681
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,080
拿石像來

682
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:27,640
少爺, 沒有石像了

683
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,520
甚麼？沒有石像？

684
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,920
那便要找真人示範才可以了

685
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,080
誰有興趣上來一試呢？

686
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,320
不用害怕, 來吧

687
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:39,840
找一個眼睛好一點的

688
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,600
一會拳宗那一招是插眼的

689
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,960
拳宗這一邊呢？有沒有人可以上來

690
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,680
這位小哥哥厲害了, 你喉核夠突出

691
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,720
一會腳宗那一招破咽喉腿

692
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:59,040
由你示範保證會看得清楚, 來…

693
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:00,880
師父, 我不行的, 師父

694
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,840
怎麼了？不敢嗎？那麼貪生怕死

695
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,440
岳丈大人, 你要迫他們上台才行

696
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,960
師父, 你這邊少說有幾十個徒兒

697
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,080
要打上好幾天才會死光, 來趕快吧

698
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,960
太不了天龍門從此在江湖上絕跡

699
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,920
但最少能分出究竟是拳宗還是腳宗

700
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:24,160
才是天龍正宗, 是值得的, 對嗎？

701
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,640
爹, 其實世傑說的對

702
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:30,720
為了天龍門的弟子, 算了吧

703
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,080
少爺, 看來他們兩個老人家 給你唬著了

704
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,640
當然, 他倆那麼疼愛徒兒

705
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,520
是不會白白要他們送死的

706
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,880
快派人上來吧, 這一邊, 快點…

707
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,160
大人, 這宋世傑真厲害

708
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,200
看來這場大戰亦可避免了

709
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,520
竟然讓他化解了

710
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:56,720
沒人上來？不是吧？這一邊呢？

711
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,120
真的沒人上來？那就好了

712
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,360
大團圓結局

713
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:04,240
且慢

714
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,000
師父, 讓我來

715
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:09,960
你？

716
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:10,760
是的

717
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,840
小兄弟, 你不是看不清楚吧？

718
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,800
一腳踢下去, 會斷骨的

719
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,080
師父, 求你讓我出戰

720
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,720
宗耀, 雖然你入門不久

721
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,160
但你始終是我們拳宗的弟子

722
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,320
師父不想你平白犧牲

723
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:27,600
對了, 回去吧

724
00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:28,880
弟子已經看的很清楚

725
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,000
剛才耍出猴子偷桃的石像

726
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,960
手是低了三寸的, 所以才會讓 飛龍壓頂所破

727
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:38,360
你看錯了, 怎會呢？對不對怎會呢

728
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:40,400
你說來也好像是的

729
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,680
師父你也覺得是吧？

730
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:45,960
這位師兄我再使出猴子偷桃 看你有沒有辦法再破解

731
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:50,760
我不行的

732
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,400
是自己人, 救命, 自己人

733
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,560
對不起

734
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:01,480
師父, 我早說他們的飛龍壓頂 無法破我們的猴子偷桃

735
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,360
又會如此不堪一擊？

736
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:04,800
你最不中用

737
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:09,280
你這臭小子又是你弄的鬼把戲

738
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,320
沒有, 師父, 我祇是想做示範

739
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,600
拳是死的人是活的

740
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,720
用石像當然會有破綻

741
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,800
難怪, 我也覺得有問題

742
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:24,040
我拳宗的武功分明比腳宗高出幾倍

743
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,360
怎會讓他破解呢？

744
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,360
對, 怎會那麼嫌疑？

745
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,520
白老鬼, 你又放甚麼屁？

746
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,640
我沒放屁, 我祇是說事實

747
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,920
看來你要給我踢至落花流水才服輸

748
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:35,840
走著瞧吧

749
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,400
少爺, 怎麼辦？

750
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,000
能怎辦？他們要打了, 還不走嗎？

751
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,280
上…

752
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:47,880
你怎樣？

753
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,400
看我的樣子便知道

754
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:50,720
原本可以擺平此事

755
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:54,240
無故殺出一個小師弟, 功虧一簣

756
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,320
大師兄… 大師兄你沒事吧

757
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,400
不要去, 二師兄

758
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,800
好, 打得好, 起轎

759
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,200
打倒拳宗…

760
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,800
唯我天龍正宗…

761
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,200
大師兄你傷勢如何？

762
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:27,680
我沒事, 我後天定要將拳宗 殺個血流成河

763
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,400
你這樣子後天還要打？不要再打了

764
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,800
你不明白的了, 血流成河

765
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,040
血流成河

766
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,280
打倒拳宗…

767
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,920
師弟 謝謝師姐

768
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,040
大師兄你怎樣？

769
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,080
師妹, 大師兄沒用

770
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:47,560
打不過腳宗的人

771
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,240
有損我們拳宗的威名

772
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,960
大師兄, 你不要這樣說

773
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,680
現時最重要的, 是你好好的療傷

774
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,240
這少許的傷, 算得上是甚麼？

775
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,040
拳宗的人能為拳宗而受傷

776
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:04,840
這是我的榮幸, 祇要能維護

777
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:09,520
天龍正宗, 即使掉了性命也是值得

778
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:10,800
這又何苦呢？

779
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,240
一點也不苦, 我們拳宗的弟子

780
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,200
一不怕苦, 二不怕死

781
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,880
沒錯, 即使死了幾個拳宗弟子

782
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,600
還有千千萬萬的拳宗弟子

783
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,040
為了除魔滅妖

784
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,320
即使多死幾個人也是值得的

785
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,920
但是腳宗的弟子本是我們的師兄弟

786
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,240
怎算是魔道呢？

787
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,160
我們不管, 總之師父說過

788
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,840
他們是魔道, 他們就是魔道

789
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,560
我們一步也不可以退讓

790
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,400
沒錯, 一步也不可以退讓

791
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,280
保我天龍, 唯我拳宗正統

792
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:43,160
保我天龍, 唯我拳宗正統

793
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:45,240
爹, 喝茶

794
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:46,800
有甚麼事, 玲瓏

795
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:49,960
師父喝茶

796
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,000
你做甚麼？

797
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:57,920
這兩杯茶, 是我代表天龍門 一百七十二位弟子給你們奉上的

798
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,800
求兩位大發慈悲, 放他們一條生路

799
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,560
玲瓏, 你想說甚麼？

800
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,040
對, 有人要對他們不利嗎？

801
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,040
今天擂台之後, 天龍門六大弟子

802
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,600
不是斷手便是斷腳, 這樣下去

803
00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:12,480
恐怕所有的弟子無一倖免

804
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,560
爹、師父, 弟子是你們親自教授的

805
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,040
難道你們不心痛嗎？

806
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,760
求你們收手吧, 好不好？

807
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,280
玲瓏, 先起來再說

808
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:23,560
起來再說

809
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,160
你們是答應我了？

810
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:26,280
好, 我答應你

811
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:27,560
謝謝師父

812
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:31,480
慢著, 祇要拳宗奉我們腳宗 為天龍門正統

813
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:32,800
我便立即要弟子收手

814
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,880
我呸, 天龍門以拳宗為正統

815
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,240
天下皆知, 你放甚麼狗屁？

816
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,400
腳宗為正統, 早已街知巷聞

817
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,000
所謂米已成炊, 你無從抵賴的了

818
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,560
廢話

819
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,080
甚麼拳宗腳宗, 我不想再聽

820
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,520
天龍門的弟子本是和和睦睦的

821
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:51,680
不知多快樂

822
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,480
為何要為了這種虛名拼個你死我活

823
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:55,920
我身為天龍門大弟子

824
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,280
不能讓天龍門陷入腳宗魔道

825
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,680
你拳宗旁門左道

826
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,520
如果我讓你帶領天龍門

827
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,160
便會變成千古罪人

828
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,280
甚麼旁門左道呢？

829
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,040
不是旁門左道, 你弄出甚麼來

830
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:09,480
你亂說話, 亂講廢話

