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老公, 你找甚麼？

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先不要找, 我有事想問你

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對, 哪用找呢？問你便可以

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不, 讓我先問

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我先問一重要問題

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有沒有看見我的大清律例 早前我還有的

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不在書房嗎？

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書房？ 差點忘記了

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你重看大清律例便好了, 想問有關

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對了, 原本是在書房的

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然後我說佔了空間, 順手一扔

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在這裡, 還來得及

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你再看…

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老公, 你為何把大清律例燒掉？

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我現在才發現蒸魚最著重火力平均 以及集中在中間蒸

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這晚有好菜餚了

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你怎麼了？以前把大清律例當是寶

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現時視它如草般燒掉

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今非昔比, 以前我做狀師打官司

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除了憑自己的口才

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亦要倚靠這一本大清律例

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可現在不同, 要它何用呢？

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又大又礙著地方

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很難才想出物盡其用, 來, 幫忙

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那也不一定要燒掉

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這叫退出江湖, 我退的切切實實

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總之不會回頭看

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你說有事找我的

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是的…菜市場賣雞的七叔

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有一遠房表侄, 有一天

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他那遠房表侄跟惡霸吵架

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是這裡了

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你看, 這個說自己辯才無雙

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這個說自己鐵嘴無敵, 怎麼選呢？

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我也不知道, 但聽少奶說

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少爺說這宗案很簡單

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祇要在這街上找個狀師便可以

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有客到

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兩位, 請坐…

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你們找到我是你們走運

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坐…想打甚麼官司呢？

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殺人放火, 姦淫擄掠, 我全可應付

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沒那麼嚴重, 我祇是在街上打架

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打架而已, 這個容易, 沒死人吧？

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沒有… 沒死人

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沒死人便簡單多了, 才上個月

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三星幫跟永樂堂街頭互鬥

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雙方三十多人死傷無數誰負責訴訟

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又是我, 陸雲廷

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我們沒那麼嚴重, 是兩個人打架

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兩個人打架？

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兩個人

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爭女人, 爭女人便複雜一點了

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陸狀師, 不是爭女人

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是那無賴調戲這位姑娘袁小燕

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我看不過眼便見義勇為打了他一頓

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是你打人？是你打人嗎？

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是的

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你身材頗健碩, 嚴重

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對方一定很嚴重, 你把人打的太傷

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我收費要高一點

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狀師, 不如先說案情吧

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不用說了, 不外是那些事情

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這兩張紙寫下整件案 行…

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給你參考

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行…

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那個洪星真的聘請陸雲廷 替他打官司？

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是的, 聽說他明天便會上公堂

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還敢再來便簡直是不知好歹

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可是, 這姓陸的祇是九流狀師

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難道本官會害怕他？

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大人有所不知, 你可知洪星的背景

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他是宋世傑的家丁

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甚麼？宋世傑？ 是的

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陸狀師倒不用擔心

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可是如果宋世傑真的為他出頭

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我看可麻煩了

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為何會這樣？無故弄出一個宋世傑

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沒說錯吧？早說過你不要 收武三的銀兩, 那便沒事了

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大人, 你稍安毋躁

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我已把案情詳細看過

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洪星當街毆打武三一案

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說到底洪星確曾打人 對

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而且人證物證俱在

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我們大可理直氣壯, 現時的問題

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在於那三十大板

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三十板？

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大人, 卑職有一計策

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洪星, 有關三月初八 你當街毆打武三一案本官經已定奪

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今日擊鼓所為何事？

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大人, 我不服

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分明是武三調戲袁小燕在先

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打人就是打人, 當日

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街上有許多人看見

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大人, 根據當日洪星的口供

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袁小燕先遭武三調戲

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然後洪星看不過眼, 與他理論

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所以…雙方先是口角, 再動武

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雙方也有責任, 大人

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本官已說過, 打人就是打人

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打人便要受罰

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狀師, 你究竟有沒有看過那張紙

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你不用這麼緊張, 我有分寸

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大人, 沒錯

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就當作當日洪星真的打過武三

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但大清律例, 凡當街打人者 最高祇罰十五大板

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但大人當日判罰洪星打三十大板

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在刑法上, 大人開了先例

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你基於甚麼理由要洪星多捱十五板

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本官判案, 全有理據

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判刑判辭, 全是合情合法

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若你沒有合理解釋

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很明顯你是對洪星存在成見

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又也許大人根本是濫用私刑

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陸狀師, 其實當日多打洪星十五板

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是因為新田里, 胡家偷雞一案

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偷雞？

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大人, 甚麼偷雞？

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大膽洪星, 你還想抵賴？

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十天前新田里有六隻雞離奇失竊

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及後, 有人看見你

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手持六隻雞到得雲茶樓出售

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大人, 我不知你說些甚麼我沒偷雞

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當日本官判你打三十大板

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其中十五板是因為這件案

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狀師

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大人, 我沒有偷雞, 你不要冤枉我

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混帳, 你竟說本官冤枉你？

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你分明是對本官不敬

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大人, 狀師, 你說句話吧

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陸狀師

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陸狀師, 求你幫忙阿星

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你以為我是做善事的嗎？

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剛才我已理直氣壯替你討回十五板

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怎料到他原來另有官司在身, 真是

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大人, 冤枉…我真的沒有偷雞… 你不要冤枉我

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混帳, 公堂之上竟然出言侮辱本官

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來人 是

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重打他三十大板

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不要打, 大人

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大人, 冤枉, 冤…

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甚麼？又多打三十大板？

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就是了, 那官將偷雞案 強算在阿星頭上

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那是強將他人入罪

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不單是強行入罪, 是非常的勉強

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慢著, 世傑說這宗案不難應付

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你有沒有將他給你的紙交給姓陸的

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有, 那陸狀師起初拿著紙振振有辭

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誰料那官說偷雞案亦和阿星有關

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他不單立即默不作聲

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還立即加收我們費用

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又會有那麼過份的人

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姑爺這次是幫倒忙了

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現時還讓別人乘勢多打三十板

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會不會姑爺現在少打官司 辦法已脫節呢？

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算了吧, 我知我們鬥不過他們

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祇能怪自己倒霉

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不行, 原來多打你的十五板

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已是冤枉的了, 現再多打三十大板

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是沒把我們姓宋的放在眼內

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我不相信我們狀師世家鬥不過他們

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沉底炮、有氣勢, 不要緊, 飛象

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雖是兵行險著暫時也拿我沒辦法

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不對, 雙馬過河很危險, 四面楚歌

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不是吧, 上卒, 暗渡陳倉誰也知道

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一於下車, 直搗黃龍

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拿出帥, 陣前易帥, 軍中大忌

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飛將你無棋了

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這麼麻煩, 你下棋吧, 我不下了

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你們下棋吧

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我說我的, 你下你們的棋 河水不犯井水

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祇是你太多口水, 把棋噴濕了

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我不下棋了, 你們玩吧

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不要下棋了, 走…你自己玩吧

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不是的, 大家下棋那麼高興 那麼快樂, 繼續吧

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不用那麼動氣, 我們均是退休人士

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有空找點娛樂而已

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老公…

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你為何站在這裡？

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這兒昨天還沒破的, 今天破爛了

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人生的變化真無常

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你昨天走路也不是這麼慢

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為何今天慢了這許多

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以前走路是因為要趕忙

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趕忙是要去一處地方, 一個目的地

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現在沒甚麼地方要去 你

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走路是唯一要做的事情

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你說話也慢了許多

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以前說話快是因為打官司

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要連珠砲發, 令對方毫無還擊能力

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現在說話是為了溝通

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我有空可研究兒子尿布的吸水力

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再不然, 蒸一尾鮮味的魚

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原來人生是可以這樣的

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老公, 不如…你替我研究案情

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案情？提起案件我已頭痛

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不要頭痛吧, 你動少許腦筋便可以

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你記不記得我向你提及

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菜市場賣雞六叔的遠房表侄？

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你不是說七叔嗎？

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對了…就是七叔

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他那宗案有嚴重的變化

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少奶來了

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阿星、小燕 少奶

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我替你問過相公

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原來上次你所找那個姓陸的狀師 祇是九流的狀師

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還有, 他很喜歡苛索別人費用

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難怪了, 上次那官冤枉阿星偷雞

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他不單無言以對

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還立即加收我們費用 是嗎？

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少奶, 少爺知不知道我的事？

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不知道, 你倆千萬不要說

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需知道現時少爺已退休

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許多事情他也不管的了, 但你放心

215
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我替你問過他

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少爺怎說？

217
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他這次給我介紹了新狀師

218
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他說這狀師很好, 在業內

219
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他出了名經驗豐富, 又負責任

220
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而且聲望很高

221
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對了, 錢也替你準備好

222
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拿著吧

223
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少奶, 你對我真好, 為了我的事

224
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既要操心, 又要花這麼多錢

225
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不用客氣, 我們是一家人

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對了, 你記著, 前去找他時要說

227
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是宋世傑要你找他的

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你痛不痛？

229
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沒事

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小心一點, 你痛嗎？

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沒事

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你還說沒事, 你給打了六十大板

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不好了, 孫狀師的家離這裡很遠

234
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怎辦呢？

235
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不要緊, 我可以支持

236
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我定要找到孫狀師, 為我伸冤

237
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不要這樣…讓我想個辦法

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你等我

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小燕, 你這樣會很辛苦的

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不辛苦, 你有多重呢？

241
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平常我挑的菜比你重多了

242
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這樣又可以, 男人有腳也不懂走路 要那麼漂亮的小姑娘幫忙

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小姑娘, 用不著這麼辛苦

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這種男人要不得, 你跟我一起吧

245
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和你們無關

246
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也許這個小哥兒真的是癱了或跛了

247
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那更加不要和他一起

248
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這麼漂亮的小姑娘不要糟蹋了

249
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我幫忙你…

250
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夠了, 這和你們無關, 我喜歡這樣

251
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她惱了

252
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對了, 她生氣, 走吧

253
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星, 不用理會他們

254
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我真的不中用

255
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你為何說自己不中用？

256
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是他們的嘴巴臭

257
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不是, 他們說的對, 我如同是廢人

258
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甚麼也做不來, 還是連累你

259
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給人取笑, 受人調笑

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你還跟我說這些說話

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到了現在我跟你還怎會有誰拖累誰

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小燕, 我那麼沒用

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你不要對我那麼好

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不要這樣說, 我和你在一起 沒想過一定要享福

265
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總之有福同享, 有難同當

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你是不是癱了我也是這樣對你

267
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小燕, 如果日後我痊癒了

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你有事, 我推你

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大吉利是, 我四肢健在, 不用你推

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總之日後有甚麼粗活你替我做便行

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你收下吧

272
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你收回吧

273
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你收下吧 你收回

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收下 收回

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宋狀師是廣州最有名的大狀師

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他要你來找我, 是看得起我相信我

277
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我縱使十天十夜不睡, 拼了老命

278
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亦要為你取回公道

279
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話雖如此孫狀師, 但打官司

280
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怎可以不收錢呢？ 對了

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老夫生平抱打不平, 有甚麼冤情

282
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我也義不容辭, 像武三這種人

283
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欺詐良民, 無惡不作

284
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我又怎能袖手旁觀呢？

285
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孫狀師, 你真好人

286
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你不用客氣, 錢我是不會收的了

287
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冤情我定會替你伸訴, 但祇可惜

288
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可惜甚麼？

289
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可惜宋狀師太早退休

290
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否則我們在公堂上比試高低

291
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,280
那洪星還要來？

292
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,800
連同上次他一共給打了六十大板

293
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他還是不知死活

294
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:33,880
我也奇怪, 但此事卻是千真萬確

295
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他這次找來經驗老到, 五十年前 廣州一帶極負盛名的孫狀師打官司

296
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,920
你是說那個八十多歲 步履不穩的那一個？

297
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是的, 大人, 可是, 薑是老的辣

298
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這孫狀師有六十多年公堂經驗

299
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我看不易應付

300
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,840
老的我倒不怕, 我最害怕的

301
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是他背後那一個

302
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你說宋世傑嗎？

303
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沒錯, 洪星受冤一案

304
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,560
宋世傑無道理會不知道

305
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,560
雖然他聲聲說退休

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但我相信這次在背後擺佈的定是他

307
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孫狀師, 你沒事吧？

308
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,960
我已經五天五夜沒睡覺了

309
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孫狀師, 你真的沒事吧？

310
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我一定支持下去的

311
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若然不是, 便有負宋狀師所託

312
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升堂

313
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大膽洪星, 有關在東大街

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毆打武三一案經已審結

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而你冥頑不靈, 再三鬧上公堂

316
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可謂死不知悔

317
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:08,920
大人, 分明是武三調戲袁小燕在先

318
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你這樣判案我不服, 還有上一宗案

319
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,400
你說我偷雞, 根本和我無關

320
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:17,640
我更加不服

321
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,720
看來前兩次你還是打的不夠

322
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來人 是

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慢著

324
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:29,080
大人, 我看過所有案情

325
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:32,400
洪星當日打武三

326
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:36,040
跟他同行的女子袁小燕遭人調戲

327
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,600
他強加出頭而已

328
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:45,600
孫狀師, 有關洪星毆打武三一案 經已審結

329
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本官亦已判罰他打三十大板

330
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大人, 根據大清律例, 當街打人

331
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祇是罰打十五大板

332
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你為何打他四十大板？

333
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孫狀師, 是三十大板

334
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:10,600
三十大板也是多打了, 多打十四 不是, 多打十五大板了

335
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:14,440
孫狀師, 本官還以為你有何新觀點

336
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:17,640
說到底, 本官上一堂已說過

337
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,440
多打洪星十五板

338
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是因為他在新田里偷雞一案

339
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,840
換言之, 多打的十五板

340
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:28,360
不是說他打人而是說他偷東西

341
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:32,720
洪星偷東西？大人

342
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:38,680
上一堂姓陸的怕你我姓孫的不怕你

343
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:42,160
孫國京, 你別以為自己年紀老邁

344
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,840
便可以恃老賣老

345
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:49,640
我不是恃老賣老, 我是據理力爭

346
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,280
別以為做官便可目空一切

347
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:56,440
太祖開國, 立法典以來

348
00:19:56,480 --> 00:20:00,400
從沒試過這樣審案, 你分明冤枉他

349
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,920
因為你恐懼, 你害怕

350
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,480
你多打了十五大板, 你害怕

351
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:14,680
就憑這一場官司我可以將你的烏紗 扯下來

352
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,000
沒錯, 把他的烏紗扯下來

353
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:24,000
大膽洪星, 竟然出言侮辱本官

354
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,760
你可知道, 就憑你剛才一句說話

355
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,080
本官便可判罰你三十大板

356
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,200
來人 是

357
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打

358
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,720
不可以打… 大人

359
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,480
不可以打他…

360
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,880
星 不要打

361
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,560
孫狀師…

362
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:51,400
阿星…你沒事吧 沒事

363
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:55,560
孫狀師…

364
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:05,040
對不起, 我有負所託

365
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,000
不要死

366
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:18,200
孫狀師…

367
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,600
孫狀師, 不要死, 你醒一醒

368
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:25,280
孫狀師…

369
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,240
爹, 快過來…

370
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:36,760
採青

371
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:50,960
爹, 你要跟著來 我來了…

372
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:58,920
真無聊, 少爺、少奶…

373
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:00,440
想嚇死人嗎？

374
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,920
不要玩了, 有一位戴狀師要見你

375
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,560
戴狀師？快請

376
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,000
小心 有勞

377
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,360
戴狀師 宋狀師

378
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,000
請坐…

379
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,440
阿東, 備茶 是

380
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,240
坐…

381
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,680
戴狀師, 因何大駕光臨？

382
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:24,280
真是一言難盡, 不知從何說起

383
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:27,160
總之便說來話長了

384
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:30,000
你慢慢說, 我有的是時間

385
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,680
孫老狀師辭世了

386
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:39,040
不會吧？我前幾天還見過他？

387
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:42,280
我還介紹夫人的親戚七叔的侄兒 讓他打官司

388
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,680
為何那麼突然？ 我不知道

389
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:51,160
天有不測風雲, 人有旦夕禍福

390
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:53,600
真是可惜

391
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:57,480
我這次到來是專程邀請宋狀師

392
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,640
出席他的喪禮

393
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:04,400
一定…孫狀師為人正直、德高望重

394
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,960
我到時一定很早到達看可幫忙甚麼

395
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,160
謝謝

396
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:21,840
阿星、小燕

397
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,320
少奶

398
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,880
孫狀師死了, 究竟發生甚麼事？

399
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,880
剛才在公堂, 那狗官強要打阿星

400
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,040
又打？

401
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,280
孫狀師便平白給氣死了

402
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,560
讓那官氣死了？

403
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:40,360
不好了…若老公知道是我一手策劃

404
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,720
阿星、小燕, 無論如何

405
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,760
不管發生甚麼事, 絕對… 不可讓少爺知道, 知道嗎？

406
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,040
記著 我知道了

407
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,800
我們要設法阻止相公 出席孫狀師的喪禮

408
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,520
他定會經過廣隆街, 乘他走過

409
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,920
你們便用水淋他, 讓他混身濕透

410
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,760
他回家換過衣服, 喪禮亦已完畢了

411
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,960
不用那麼多水吧？

412
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,400
當然要滿滿一桶水淋他

413
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,560
不是混身濕透他怎會回家換衣服

414
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,880
說的也是, 少爺來了

415
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:22,440
昨天這兒有個洞的那麼快便填平了

416
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,720
如果人死能復生你說多好呢

417
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:28,400
阿星, 快一點

418
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,000
你沒事吧？ 沒事…

419
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,000
快走吧

420
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,160
萬一第一步失敗了, 不要緊

421
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,480
我還有後著

422
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,800
他必由廣隆街走進另一條橫街

423
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,400
我們要他走進去也無法穿過

424
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,960
別過來…

425
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,440
本來他不是太害怕狗

426
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:00,720
但假如這一頭是癩皮狗

427
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,320
他定會掉頭跑掉

428
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:12,400
他慌不擇路的跑, 定會走進 我們預先堵了的死巷

429
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:17,240
到他想折回巷口時, 你們知道怎辦

430
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,520
快把木頭車推過去

431
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,960
你沒事吧？

432
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,480
沒事…

433
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:26,720
我幫忙你

434
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,960
何時封了的？

435
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:45,640
阿星？

436
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,120
真是世事難料

437
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,920
為何遲遲還不來？

438
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,600
有沒有通知宋狀師？

439
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,960
已通知了

440
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,600
來了, 宋狀師來了

441
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,560
各位前輩 宋狀師

442
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,120
要各位久候, 真過意不去

443
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:18,200
宋狀師, 你是我們廣東狀王

444
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,840
能夠請得宋狀師到來, 孫老狀師

445
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,840
泉下有知, 定會感到安慰

446
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:27,520
客氣…孫狀師是狀師界的老前輩

447
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:31,360
我作為晚輩很應該到來 向他作最深的致敬

448
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,280
有需要我效勞的便儘管說出來

449
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:37,280
宋狀師這麼說我們便安慰多了

450
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,360
對…

451
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,720
對了, 真的事出突然

452
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,120
為何孫狀師會無故

453
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,920
時候也差不多了 對…

454
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,400
要準備一下

455
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,560
宋狀師, 失陪一會了

456
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,560
我們進去拿東西 招呼宋狀師

457
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,160
請…

458
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,600
其實孫狀師身體一向很好

459
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,640
可知道他為何突然出去？

460
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,000
我知道, 當然知道

461
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,080
我們當然知道

462
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,120
陳狀師, 麻煩你到那邊去

463
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,560
等一會, 兩位, 失陪了

464
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,560
方狀師, 你和孫狀師很稔熟

465
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:09,680
可知道原因？

466
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,680
宋狀師你有所不知, 如果說起來

467
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,720
便說來話長了 宋狀師…

468
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:19,640
宋狀師, 我們準備了孫狀師的生平

469
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,800
準備在這裡讚揚一下孫狀師

470
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:23,760
應該…

471
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,320
那便有勞宋狀師代為宣讀

472
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:30,600
孫狀師的生平 我嗎

473
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,960
孫國京狀師生於乾隆十八年

474
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,760
三歲開始習四書五經

475
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:41,320
十五歲高中秀才, 孫狀師為人正直

476
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:45,200
不畏強權, 是眾所公認的好狀師

477
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,480
他曾為無數貧苦大眾打官司

478
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,160
分文不收

479
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,800
因為他相信真理是長存的

480
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:57,320
孫狀師這種精神, 將永留我們心中

481
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:58,640
三天前

482
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,560
孫狀師為洪星毆打武三一案

483
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,080
終於暈倒公堂上

484
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,000
最後因心力交瘁而身故

485
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:10,800
阿星

486
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:17,640
生老病死, 是每人必經的階段

487
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:22,440
這數十年, 我和孫狀師齊名

488
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:26,280
沒料到, 他這麼快便走了

489
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:31,760
世傑出席孫狀師的喪禮還沒回來

490
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:35,240
老爺, 我想世傑快回來了 不如先吃飯, 好嗎？

491
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,920
好, 吃飯

492
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,600
少奶, 為何你祇顧吃飯

493
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,200
你平常有許多話說的

494
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,080
食不言、寢不語

495
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,120
對, 你以為像你那樣

496
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:49,440
吃飯時說話口沫橫飛沒教養

497
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,040
我便不說好了, 臭神氣

498
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,560
不要吵…

499
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,040
少爺回來了 老公

500
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,000
我替你盛飯 待會再算

501
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,000
我替你盛吧 不用了

502
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,000
玲瓏, 你是不是有話要對我說？

503
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,360
沒有, 我去盛飯

504
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:10,320
不用了, 阿星, 有勞你替我盛飯

505
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,240
少爺, 讓我去好了 不用了

506
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:20,120
我自己去, 阿星, 你坐下…

507
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:29,440
你怎會掉在地上的？ 沒事吧

508
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,640
男兒漢滑倒地上屁股碰在地上

509
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,960
用不著大叫救命吧 就是了

510
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,680
你試給別人打了幾十板再滑倒 你叫的更大聲

511
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:42,800
小燕, 你說甚麼, 終於願意說了吧

512
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,200
少爺, 你全知道了？

513
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,560
世傑, 究竟是甚麼事？

514
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,520
甚麼事阿爹？這個小燕

515
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:55,640
當街給土豪調戲, 阿星替她出頭 打官司

516
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,120
結果如何？讓人說他偷雞

517
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,280
讓人說他傷人

518
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,360
把他冤枉共打了九十板

519
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,880
還有, 你的好友孫狀師

520
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,040
替他打官司時心力交瘁而死

521
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,080
真有此事？

522
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,000
那便離奇曲折了

523
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,440
給打了九十板屁股摸一下也覺痛

524
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,360
何況這樣跌倒地上

525
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,680
不是別人邀請我出席孫狀師的喪禮 我還不知此事

526
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,920
要瞞我到甚麼時候？是誰出的主意

527
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,280
是誰的主意？

528
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,960
是我的主意

529
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,080
玲瓏, 你吃過飯了？

530
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,640
我以為你吃過夜宵才願意說出來

531
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:39,120
我不想你再做狀師才這樣做

532
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,120
阿星給別人冤枉打九十板

533
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,560
打狗看主人

534
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,080
現在別人是不給你相公面子

535
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,480
全都是你不好

536
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,880
你不用那麼動氣

537
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,840
小姐這樣做真的是為了你著想

538
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:59,560
媳婦, 你雖是為世傑好

539
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,880
如果你將此事說出來

540
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,280
便不會發生此事

541
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:09,080
老公, 現在怎辦？

542
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:14,200
你現在這整件事一五一十 清清楚楚、原原本本的說出來

543
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,560
為了阿星, 為了孫狀師

544
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:23,480
為我們狀師界, 這九十板我定要 那群狗官, 雙倍奉還

545
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,720
大人, 你鎮定一點

546
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,920
鎮定？你要本官如何鎮定

547
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:35,520
宋世傑現時親函本官說替洪星辯護

548
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,960
你也知道宋世傑打官司未嘗一敗

549
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,800
曲的也給他說成是直的

550
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:45,000
何況這宗案分明是我們冤枉洪星

551
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,440
如果宋世傑真的要替他翻案

552
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,760
簡直是易如反掌

553
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:53,840
大人, 依我說, 你高興才是

554
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,760
從未一敗的廣東狀王

555
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:01,240
將敗在大人手上, 將來會成為佳話

556
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,440
好了…現在不是吹捧的時候

557
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,160
大人, 你以為我是說笑的嗎？

558
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,720
我是說真的

559
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,680
好了…算是本官不明白

560
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,520
大人, 你想一想

561
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:21,000
我們再三將不同罪名加諸洪星身上

562
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,600
便有如一枝扭彎了的鐵要扭直容易

563
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,720
如果將一枝給扭曲了的鐵再扭一次

564
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,560
再扭一次, 再扭出一個圈

565
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:37,480
即使宋世傑將他拉直鐵也變了樣子

566
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:45,320
對…師爺所言甚是, 有理…

567
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,800
大人, 你不是對宋世傑的所作所為

568
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,680
早已看不過眼嗎？

569
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,960
這次便要好好的教訓他了

570
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:59,400
好, 宋世傑如果你這次真的夠膽來

571
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,280
本官便要你一敗塗地

572
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,080
又說宋狀師重出江湖

573
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,240
為何還不見他來？

574
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,400
對不, 會不會不來呢？

575
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:15,440
宋狀師來了

576
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,480
宋狀師, 你久休復出 村裡的人全知道了

577
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:21,080
我們這群村民特地來替你打氣

578
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,920
那麼賞臉, 謝謝…

579
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,360
說書的你也來了

580
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,840
沒辦法, 村民全到這裡來了 沒人聽我說書

581
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,720
對了宋狀師, 村民這麼支持你

582
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,680
不如你對我說說為何你久休復出

583
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,040
重出狀壇, 讓我編成故事

584
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:40,440
村民茶餘飯後才可聽聽 宋狀師的威風事蹟

585
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,560
為何我要復出狀壇

586
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,360
很簡單, 兩個字

587
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,120
是哪兩個字？

588
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,600
公理

589
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,760
公理？

590
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,600
這一群所謂朝廷命官, 恃勢凌人

591
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,160
將罪名硬加在洪星身上

592
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,200
今天我便替他取回公道

593
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,400
看看他們口大還是我口大

594
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,680
好… 進去

595
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,520
那人便是宋世傑？ 是

596
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,520
大人, 斗大的字寫著

597
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,560
有甚麼問題可以儘管問我

598
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,080
宋世傑, 你很大的膽子

599
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,840
有關洪星毆打武三

600
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:27,920
以及新田里偷雞一案本官早有定奪

601
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:32,440
如今你還要書函本官說要為他辯護

602
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,280
便簡直是荒天下之大謬

603
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:39,600
荒謬？荒天下之大大謬的是你大人

604
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:43,040
混帳, 你再敢冒犯本官

605
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:46,320
本官便判罰你打三十大板將你治罪

606
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:50,000
正是這樣…當日乘孫狀師暈倒時

607
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,400
你咬著洪星說過的一句話

608
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:56,040
控告他侮辱官員之罪 亂打他三十大板

609
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:59,000
但洪星當天確是侮辱本官

610
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,880
但孫狀師未暈倒時你為何 不讓他解釋

611
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,440
而要乘他暈倒時便胡亂打人

612
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,880
本官打得有理

613
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:08,120
你分明是濫用私刑

614
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:16,960
宋世傑, 洪星所犯兩案

615
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,160
本官罪證俱全

616
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:25,360
如你要替他辯護恐怕亦必敗無疑

617
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:30,400
罪證俱全, 大人, 願聞其詳

618
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:35,280
洪星毆打武三, 武三有傷勢為證

619
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:38,000
本官亦曾翻查資料

620
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:41,880
發現新田里偷雞一案亦與他有關

621
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:46,280
所以本官兩案加起來一起將他判罰

622
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,600
大人, 請問他在何時打人？

623
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,320
三月初八

624
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,280
他何時去偷雞呢？

625
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,880
三月初十

626
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:02,120
你又打人又偷雞想來也不該幫忙你

627
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,320
不對, 大人, 根據武三口供

628
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,240
他是初八打人

629
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,520
而你初九判他打三十大板

630
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,240
從這兒去新田里足有三十里路

631
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,960
試問一個人剛給打過三十板

632
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:21,560
翌日怎可走三十里路去偷一隻雞呢

633
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,080
你沒有想過這一點吧？

634
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:28,560
但我給你說一個秘密, 有人說

635
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,360
他坐轎去偷一隻雞

636
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,440
是…

637
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,160
這樣你便不妙了, 根據口供

638
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,280
你說在陸狀師那堂多打他的三十板

639
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,800
是因為洪星去偷雞, 但偷雞一事

640
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,520
是在你審案之後一天發生

641
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,360
難道你未卜先知, 知道他翌日偷雞

642
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,200
那你豈不是神仙？ 你

643
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:52,520
冤枉別人也要清楚一點

644
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:56,000
你時間地點完全不配合 又怎能冤枉別人

645
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:57,920
冤枉別人第一個條件

646
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:01,000
就是要合情合理, 令到受冤枉者

647
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:04,400
有冤無路訴, 大人你這點也不明白

648
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,120
看來做個奸官也不可以

649
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,680
你分明偏袒武三, 收了他的錢

650
00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:11,840
沒有, 本官並無偏袒

651
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,240
是洪星親口承認毆打武三

652
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:18,440
是的, 他有打人, 但根據大清律例

653
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,720
毆打他人最高刑罰是十五板

654
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,640
而大人判他打三十板

655
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,040
我不計你冤枉他偷雞

656
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:27,920
不計你冤枉他藐視公堂

657
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,160
我祇計你多打十五板

658
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,480
如果告上刑部, 你烏紗難保

659
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:40,720
怎樣？大人

660
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,360
今日休堂, 明日再審

661
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,760
起來阿星, 可以去喝茶

662
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,560
宋狀師真行

663
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,680
剛才你說的那句話, 真有爆炸性

664
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,120
令那個官無言以對

665
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,760
宋狀師, 說書要有始有終

666
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,200
剛才你大勝知縣

667
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:07,320
不知有甚麼想對我們說呢？

668
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,640
還是那一句

669
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,040
當官的？街坊而已

670
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,840
街坊而已

671
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:17,920
發財

672
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,760
碰, 小心, 各位同僚

673
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,440
難道大人的牌真的那麼好？

674
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:28,760
紅中

675
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,160
碰, 大三元

676
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,560
真的那麼厲害, 大滿貫

677
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:35,920
給錢…

678
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,160
笑納 謝謝…

679
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,720
剛好打完四圈

680
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,920
不如我跟這位大哥 進去看看糕點準備好沒有

681
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:45,600
好的…

682
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,400
大人, 失陪

683
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,840
大人, 我和你乾杯 好

684
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,160
大人, 今天手風果然旺

685
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,520
簡直大殺三方

686
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,360
純粹是運氣

687
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,760
其實大人果然實力雄厚又何必自謙

688
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:06,560
等於當年帶領我軍攻打太平天國

689
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,080
簡直連下數城

690
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,440
把那些長毛賊殺個片甲不留

691
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,760
此事小人一直銘記在心

692
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,600
事隔多年, 不提也罷

693
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:21,480
想當年小人祇是大人軍隊中 一名小小將領

694
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:25,080
承蒙大人提拔才有今天的官職

695
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:29,160
說來, 不經不覺已十多年

696
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:34,160
我們總算托賴當年剿平了太平天國

697
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:37,280
大家也封了官, 不用像以前那樣

698
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,960
衝鋒陷陣, 出生入死

699
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,520
其實封官又如何

700
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,240
封官有何不好

701
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,960
大人有所不知, 最近有一狀師

702
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,440
他說要打官司直至烏紗不保為止

703
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,800
有這等事情？

704
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,720
本來是小事

705
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,880
祇是為了一名村民打傷另外一人

706
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,840
本官判他打三十大板

707
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:03,400
誰料這個狀師宋世傑竟用大清律例

708
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,000
認為本官祇應判十五大板

709
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,080
還要我給他還十五大板

710
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,520
豈有此理, 官大於民

711
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,840
這宋世傑竟敢冒犯朝廷命官

712
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,840
這還不祇, 他還出言恐嚇

713
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:20,640
說要越級上告, 告至我烏紗不保

714
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:24,320
你放心, 有我在, 不容這狀師放肆

715
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,200
讓我替你教訓他

716
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:32,360
為何不是去那知縣的公堂 卻到來這個公堂

717
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,360
不知道

718
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,760
我老是覺得有不祥之兆

719
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,080
會不會有事？

720
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,200
大吉利是

721
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,400
東叔, 你不要嚇少奶

722
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,880
沒事的, 怎會有事 沒事的, 老公, 對嗎？

723
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,000
是他有事

724
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,280
為何不是上次的知縣大人？

725
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,600
無所謂, 相公同樣會贏 對…

726
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,720
知縣大人, 你這次不可坐正中

727
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:01,560
是退位讓賢嗎？

728
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:08,000
洪星打傷武三一案, 現由本府主審

729
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,720
這個大膽刁民看見本官為何不下跪

730
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:14,160
是知府大人嗎？敢問一句

731
00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:15,920
我為何要下跪呢？

732
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,560
公堂上, 主審官最大

733
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,520
你身為狀師, 為何不跪？

734
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:27,160
知府大人, 我想你對大清律例 以及禮儀亦不甚瞭解

735
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,400
我對你說, 區區在下

736
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:34,160
怎說也是個秀才, 秀才乃天子門生

737
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,840
在公堂是無需下跪的

738
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,520
好, 我便不和你斤斤計較

739
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:46,320
宋世傑, 你膽大包天, 要脅知縣

740
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:47,800
該當何罪？

741
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,080
你為何搖頭？

742
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,520
你再搖頭我便控告你藐視公堂

743
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:58,480
真是大開眼界我宋世傑打官司多年

744
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,440
從沒見過像你那麼不像話的官

745
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,440
你不懂審案？我吃虧一點教你

746
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:08,240
審案第一件事, 首先

747
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,840
由狀師也就是我, 呈上狀紙

748
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:15,600
再由你主審官, 看過狀紙

749
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:19,280
接著由原告被告, 各自提出證據

750
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,120
這樣便是一宗官司了

751
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,960
狀紙我已帶來

752
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:26,760
呈上

753
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,520
不好, 既然你不懂審案

754
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,880
看來狀紙你也看不懂的了

755
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,760
以免你看的那麼辛苦我對你說吧

756
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:35,920
不用說

757
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,520
所有事情黃知縣已向我詳細言明

758
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:43,040
你知道便最好, 不用再審了

759
00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:46,080
這黃知縣貪贓枉法還讓他坐在這裡

760
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,720
混帳 混你的帳

761
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:51,000
我有大清律例為證據, 打傷他人

762
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,440
最高刑罰是判打十五板

763
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:57,000
這黃知縣判洪星打傷武三一案

764
00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:00,240
打足三十板, 也就是多打了十五板

765
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,080
然後洪星前去翻案

766
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,920
他多冤枉別人一條偷雞罪

767
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,480
又再多打三十板

768
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,640
如果這樣還讓他當官還有皇法嗎？

769
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:15,040
現時本官是主審, 黃知縣堂堂五品

770
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,840
洪星既承認打傷武三

771
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,240
黃知縣當有權判他罰打

772
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:23,160
別說是三十板, 即使是三百板 三千板也可以

773
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,800
不容你這狀師多事

774
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:28,280
不是吧, 大人, 三千板也可以

775
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,160
你是說笑吧？

776
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:31,720
公堂之上以我官最大

777
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,600
我要怎麼判便怎麼判

778
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:37,680
那便不用審案了, 你說了便行 不用判了

779
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,160
難怪我們接獲這許多冤案

780
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,520
因為朝廷多了你這樣的奸官

781
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,560
宋世傑, 你竟然膽敢侮辱本官

782
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:48,120
不是, 我祇是說事實

783
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:49,880
如果這樣也算是侮辱你

784
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,720
我想你要檢討一下

785
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:57,640
大人, 聞說你是帶兵出身 才可坐上這官位

786
00:43:57,720 --> 00:44:01,640
你審案也不懂, 不要害人害物

787
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:03,240
回去打仗罷了

788
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:07,280
宋世傑你一再侮辱本官, 來人

789
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,000
替我把他扔出去

790
00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:10,520
未審完你想趕走我？

791
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:11,720
老公

792
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,880
那知府不講道理

793
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,240
還有皇法的嗎？

794
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,520
這狗官貪贓枉法 你相不相信我把你也告了