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做錯事的人就要繩之於法

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我不是想回答他的問題

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我只是想聽聽他說甚麼

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利兆天先生,這張是拘捕令

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她的手還是暖的

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是不是我媽咪出事了

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我媽咪有甚麼事

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她昨天死了

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不過我想不到你做得這麼絕

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那個是你的親生哥哥

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下車

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別開槍

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我們要錢,但我們要做大買賣

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我媽咪在醫院很危險

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我想去見她,讓我去好不好

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我媽咪就快病死了

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我很想見見她

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利兆天被人綁架還沒有消息

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真的嗎 是

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真的這麼慘嗎 是

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別管他,繼續跳舞 跳舞

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你今天好漂亮 謝謝

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如果我結婚那天

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有你這麼美就好了

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很生氣嗎

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在香港是你狠,由你作主

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在這兒卻由我作主

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你們無非是為了求財

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我一定會給你的

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我媽咪就快病死了

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你放我回香港吧

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我真的很想見她

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上次被你假媽媽矇混過關

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這次還來嗎,哪個媽媽病了

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是真的還是假的

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這次是真的...

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替我每隔一小時招呼他一次

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別打死他 是,老大

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這是我們的大有錢人,搖錢樹

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你相信我,她真的是我媽咪

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你別走...相信我

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媽,你要喝茶了

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婆婆喝茶

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不要緊,行了

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給你們一個紅包

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謝謝媽咪...

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你長大了,阿傑,要疼愛老婆

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我知道了

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你也要聽丈夫的話 知道

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媽咪,你別有事

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媽咪,你千萬別有事

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等一下...

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你們這麼辛苦抓我來

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也是為了求財

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三、五千萬不是問題

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我一定會給你們的

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你放了我吧

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是三億,傻瓜

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三億,你叫我現在怎麼給你

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那你就讓我打 你先聽我說

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如果我真的給你們三億

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你可以分到多少錢

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關你甚麼事

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我很了解你們老大的為人

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他一定不會多分給你的

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三億我真的付不起

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我只可以拿出三千萬來

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不過只是給你,怎麼樣

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只是給你一個人

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你當我是甚麼人

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要我出賣我大哥

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爹地 乖女兒

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你真的給我三千萬嗎

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你想帶我去哪兒,碼頭在那邊

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你現在走不走

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這麼大一塊肥肉

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當然自己吃掉比與別人分享好

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看看那邊有沒有

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我們不如到那邊去看看

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這兒好臭,會不會在裡面

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你進去看看

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甚麼,不如我在這兒看著

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你們進去找吧

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你長得高大一點,能支持得住

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這麼臭我受不了的

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看看,哪兒有人

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不如這樣,我們兩個到處找找

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同志... 甚麼事

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這兒是甚麼地方

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從化,你從哪兒來的

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我是香港人,我是來旅遊的

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但我中途被人打劫

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我錢和證件全都沒有了

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你可不可以帶我去公安局

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這兒離公安局很遠的

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起碼要三、四個小時

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停車...

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同志,能不能送我去公安局

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你有沒有十塊錢

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沒有

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是不是想坐車

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我沒有錢的 無所謂

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你能不能送我去公安局

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不要緊,反正順路

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謝謝...

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甚麼,你是香港人嗎

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香港人有甚麼了不起的

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我真是香港的利兆天

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利甚麼,兆甚麼

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四海集團的主席

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就像李嘉誠集團一樣

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在香港一樣很出名的

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李嘉誠 是

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李嘉誠和我們江主席拍過照的

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你是... 我不是李嘉誠

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我是利兆天,也是香港有錢人

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利兆天,你聽說過利兆天嗎

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利甚麼天

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利兆天,香港的有錢人

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有錢人?他是有錢人

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那我們不成了億萬富翁嗎

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同志,我沒撒謊,不如這樣

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你讓我打長途電話回香港

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整件事就清楚了

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放下,你幹甚麼

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同志...看你說話斯斯文文的

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不像是盲流,但又髒又臭

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我們抓你也就不必了

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你回去吧

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不是,同志

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我是讓人綁架才弄成這樣的

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綁架 是

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那就要認真處理了

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同志,你打電話去福田區

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找常勇隊長吧

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上次我讓人綁架,是他救我的

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上次你讓人綁架嗎 是

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你怎麼老被人家綁架的

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是同一夥人幹的

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老是被人綁架

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又說是同一夥人幹的

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到底勒索你多少錢

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三億...

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三億 是

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有錢人同志

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我們這兒是小小的公安局

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你的事太大了,我們辦不了

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你回去吧... 不是

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走吧...你再不走我們就逮捕你

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不是,同志,你幫幫我好不好

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走吧... 你幫幫我...

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你救救我好不好,同志...

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同志,你幫幫我

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再不走要抓你了,真要抓你的

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同志...給我一個機會吧

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這個位子是我的

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這個位子是我的,快走,走

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不會這麼巧吧 查票

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走,想白坐車、走、下車

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快下車

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快點

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火車不開廁所不可以用

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快點

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走...快走...

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再讓我抓到你

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先打你一頓再送你去公安局

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你以為我很想白坐車嗎

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我有錢不知道去買車票嗎

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你信不信我買下你整個車站

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不好意思

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你在廣州那邊找不到工作

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跑過來碰碰運氣嗎

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你聽不懂廣東話嗎

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你找工作不要亂跑

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我不是來工作的

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原來你聽得懂廣東話,真是

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其實我們逗留在這兒

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全都是想賺錢寄回鄉下

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逗留在這兒就能找到工作嗎

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這兒全都是外省的勞工

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那些人想找人做事

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自然會來到火車站了

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不過通常都是短工

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長工就比較難找了

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我們到那邊邊坐邊聊吧

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來...就在這兒吧

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一起坐下吧,不用怕

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我叫阿超,你叫甚麼哥

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叫我阿天吧 是天哥

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你臉弄成這樣,是不是讓人打

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我摔傷的

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你鄉下在哪兒 你呢

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我從潮州來的,說來話長了

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人家長江那邊猛下雨造成水災

195
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我們那邊滴水不下

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是十幾年來最嚴重的大旱

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想找滴水也沒有

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連田裡的番薯也全乾死了

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不但番薯全乾死了

200
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最慘連井也全都乾了

201
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真想喝口水也沒有

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你說難道等著餓死嗎

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如果我自己一個人倒無所謂

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最慘全家七口人

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我一個老婆三兒一女

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還有一個七十多歲的老娘

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吃塊餅吧

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人幫你,你幫人,是吧

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正所謂四海之內皆兄弟

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看你的身子真是弱

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你穿這麼多衣服還發抖

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吃塊餅吧

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剛才叫你吃,你又不吃

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吃了會暖身一點的

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你不用睡嗎

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那早點休息吧

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臉上血流得這樣子也不擦一下

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分明是被人打傷的

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摔怎麼會摔得這麼腫呢

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小狗

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招請工人,有沒有興趣

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來了...上車...

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別爭...

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天哥,有工作了,起來

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如果晚了沒空缺了

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幹甚麼... 甚麼事

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他剛才拉我... 你幹甚麼

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對不起...

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甚麼意思 對不起...沒事...

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像你一挖一挖的怎麼行

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我鋤一次給你看看

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來,替我拿著

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這是鋤頭,不是耙子

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你要這樣一下子鋤下去就行了

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不必用死力的

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我再鋤一次給你看,準備了

237
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:40,160
一下子鋤下去就行了

238
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,600
泥土鬆了就可以鏟起來了

239
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,960
來...我鋤你鏟

240
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,080
你們兩個聊甚麼

241
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,520
請你們回來做事的

242
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,840
別別扭扭的,不做就滾吧

243
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,480
是...做事...

244
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:55,000
快幹 做了...對不起...

245
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,880
你小心點

246
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,320
你幹甚麼,別別扭扭的

247
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,680
對不起... 要幹活的

248
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,200
沒用的東西,真是的

249
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,400
對不起...

250
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,920
真想不到利兆天要幹這些

251
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:31,240
幹活,傻乎乎站著幹甚麼

252
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,240
做做停停,還不快幹

253
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,640
怎麼樣,第一次來上海

254
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,360
覺得這個機場怎麼樣

255
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,520
好大好漂亮

256
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,640
我也想不到大陸

257
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,200
會有這麼先進的機場

258
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,240
是,人家說上海五年後

259
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,600
可能比香港更先進

260
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,400
是嗎,你有沒有帶地址

261
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,200
我們來旅行的,帶甚麼地址

262
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,800
不是,爹地叫你找那個樂華

263
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,760
甚麼高幹子弟的女兒

264
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:08,800
你忘了帶嗎

265
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,440
當然記得了,我們是工作狂

266
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,960
你耍我

267
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,720
好了,你第一次來上海

268
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,840
有甚麼喜歡的地方想去告訴我

269
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,800
是不是真的 是

270
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:29,120
我要去淮海路、南京路購物

271
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,960
還要去吃上海菜

272
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,160
和平飯店聽爵士樂

273
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,880
還要去黃浦灘好不好

274
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,480
好,就這麼決定了

275
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,240
多一點...謝謝 好...

276
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:39,760
快點... 謝謝...

277
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,800
快走吧 多一點,謝謝

278
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:46,520
幹活怎麼不見你幹這麼多

279
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:50,680
吃倒吃這麼多,走...

280
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,400
吃得這麼急,小心嚥著

281
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,360
你幹甚麼

282
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,600
是否找碴子 那又怎麼樣...

283
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,960
幹甚麼...

284
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,200
還給我...你想怎麼樣...

285
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:22,040
對不起...拿去...對不起...

286
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,960
別跟他們吵了,先到那邊去吧

287
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,760
先過來吧...

288
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,320
他們的拳頭有沙包那麼大

289
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:38,720
讓他打一拳疼幾天就不值了

290
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,280
反正我也吃不了,來...

291
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:43,560
分一半給你

292
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,520
吃吧,你不吃飽沒力氣幹活

293
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,360
又要讓工頭罵了

294
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,320
你要留一點給我才行

295
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,040
我不管這麼多

296
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,200
我一定要兩千萬

297
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,640
少一分錢也不行

298
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,040
明天十二點我會再聯絡你

299
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,560
大哥,人也已經跑了

300
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:07,960
我們還可以拿錢嗎

301
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,680
你動腦子想想好不好

302
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,600
他跑了有誰知道

303
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,240
只有我和你兩個人知道

304
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,960
我不管,這次我一定要賭一賭

305
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,400
小姐,跟我去睡覺好不好

306
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,800
去睡覺好嗎...

307
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,440
好不好,去睡覺

308
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,920
我們是好朋友... 走開

309
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,440
不要緊的,好不好,去吧...

310
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,120
你們想怎麼樣

311
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,840
是不是我好欺負...

312
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:45,080
不要打...不要...

313
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:52,000
不要打...

314
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,440
小心點,廣東人

315
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,840
對不起... 又打架了...

316
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:06,360
你怎麼樣,能支持嗎,我看看

317
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,960
來,抽口煙吧

318
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:14,880
謝謝

319
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,720
那些湖南人打人是不是真很疼

320
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,880
對不起,連累了你

321
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,720
小意思,我們這種人

322
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,480
從小打架打到大

323
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,400
這是小意思

324
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,000
看你老是皺著眉頭

325
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,240
是不是有很多心事

326
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,920
最近在我身上發生了很多事

327
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,840
我很想念我媽咪和我老婆

328
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,400
尤其是我媽咪

329
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,680
我現在也不知道她是死是活

330
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,080
原來是這樣

331
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,880
不過老人家吉人天相

332
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,720
一定會沒事的

333
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,480
我小時候我爸爸這麼教我的

334
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,720
如果你心裡想一個人沒事

335
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:08,160
你晚上睡覺時頭頂對著月光

336
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,840
心裡想著他,祈禱他會沒事

337
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,240
你第二天早上睡醒

338
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,840
他就會沒事了

339
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,880
真的,我真的試過的

340
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,400
別想這麼多了,早點睡吧...

341
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,120
明天早上要做很久的,早點睡

342
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,640
你也是個孝順兒子

343
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,240
放心吧,好人有好報

344
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,320
早點睡,睡醒就沒事了

345
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,120
今晚的月亮多美,真是

346
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,280
頭朝這邊,月亮是朝這邊的

347
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,320
對...朝著這邊

348
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,360
心裡祈求你媽媽沒事

349
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,800
明天睡醒就真的沒事了

350
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:47,880
早點睡吧

351
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,040
阿玲,我做噩夢

352
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:11,960
我夢見兆天被人開槍打...

353
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,080
只是做夢而已

354
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,280
而且人家說做夢是相反的

355
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,200
我看不見是誰開槍打他的

356
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:30,240
阿玲,我一定是前世做錯了事

357
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,640
今世報應在我兩個兒子身上

358
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,080
別這麼想

359
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,480
而且基叔已經派了人

360
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,080
去大陸找利先生了

361
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,200
人海茫茫去哪兒找呢

362
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:57,320
我陪你吧

363
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,840
兩位,請慢用

364
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,200
樂小姐很快就到了

365
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,760
好,謝謝你 別客氣

366
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,760
我還以為大陸辦公室紅彤彤的

367
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,320
好像新華社的感覺

368
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,680
但這兒一點也不是

369
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,440
當然了,上海現在很新潮的

370
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,840
阿傑,你看這些照片

371
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,840
有鄧小平、江澤民他們在裡面

372
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,440
她的來頭真的很厲害 是

373
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:53,520
聽你爹地說

374
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,360
這位樂華小姐的伯父

375
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,400
是國務院副總理其中之一

376
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,320
太子黨,來頭真是不小

377
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,840
不過如果在香港做生意

378
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,240
不跟大陸拉關係是很難做的

379
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,160
你知不知道你和我都見過她了

380
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:22,800
見過她? 過來告訴你

381
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,240
記不記得三個月前的慈善晚會

382
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,040
不開心的事我全忘了

383
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,240
不開心,我更不開心

384
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,320
被路雲利用我去氣利兆天

385
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,840
別說了 沒事...

386
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:38,840
說起那晚你記不記得

387
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,200
有個女人穿著全身軍服

388
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,840
那個人就是樂華

389
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,520
有點印象 是嗎

390
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,280
我記得我見到她,她很酷

391
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,400
我剛開始還以為她

392
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,400
和BOY GEORGE一樣,男扮女裝

393
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,160
那不是和你有點像嗎 甚麼

394
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:58,880
明智傑先生

395
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:00,160
你好,樂華小姐

396
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,680
你好,進來坐吧

397
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,400
樂華小姐,我向你介紹

398
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,920
這位是我太太CAT MA

399
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:08,880
你好,明太太

400
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:09,880
樂小姐,你好

401
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,120
你廣東話說得真不錯

402
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,400
廣東水喝多了

403
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:17,160
廣東話就說得好了,開玩笑

404
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,000
其實我會說幾句廣東話

405
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,160
也是因為我爸爸是廣東人

406
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,360
不過很小就跟他上北京了

407
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,800
所以主要還是說普通話

408
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,440
明智傑先生

409
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,680
好像你也是在廣東讀中學的

410
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,720
是,我去年才去香港的

411
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,480
對了,上次我在舞會見到你們

412
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,560
還好像不咬弦在吵架

413
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:47,160
想不到這麼快

414
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,800
已經結了婚在度蜜月了

415
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,640
還登了報紙,成為香港的盛事

416
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,880
樂小姐果然是觀察力強

417
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,440
記性又好

418
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,560
其實不妨告訴你們吧

419
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,760
國內對你們香港的有錢人

420
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:05,000
知名人士都有專人做記錄的

421
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,040
幸好我沒有做錯甚麼事

422
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:10,920
金馬國際願意做

423
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,040
我們慈善晚會的贊助商

424
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,720
我們也開會研究過再接納的

425
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,240
我代表金馬國際集團

426
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,040
謝謝樂華小姐和紅鷹集團

427
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,520
謝謝

428
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:24,720
其實我們紅鷹集團

429
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,880
只不過是國內的協辦單位

430
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,560
包辦單位是文化部

431
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,280
其實在國內搞一場演出

432
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,520
要經過十幾個部門批准

433
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,200
手續很繁複的

434
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,640
做善事也要這麼複雜嗎

435
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,960
很多人都以做善事為名

436
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,720
其實是自己想去佔便宜

437
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,000
不過我們紅鷹集團就不會

438
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,760
你知道為甚麼叫紅鷹嗎

439
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,960
就是紅色飛翔的鷹

440
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:51,360
因為我們是空軍所管的

441
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,160
樂華小姐這麼年輕

442
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,720
已經可以做集團的領導人

443
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,200
實在難得

444
00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:58,120
阿CAT,要多多向人家學習

445
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,360
不一定要在外國讀過書才行的

446
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,280
明先生太客氣了

447
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,480
其實資本主義有很多缺點

448
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,680
但也有很多優點值得我們學習

449
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,600
我也很羡慕明太太

450
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,880
希望有機會我也能出國留學

451
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,360
如果樂華小姐再去讀書的話

452
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,000
我相信你很快會變第二個吳儀

453
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,640
吳儀也是我其中一個AUNTIE

454
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,920
是嗎,相信我們以後

455
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,280
還有很多機會合作

456
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,440
一定...不如我們開會研究一下

457
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,160
那個慈善晚會的細節吧 好

458
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,800
抽口煙吧,抽口煙沒這麼疼了

459
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,320
幹嘛,怎麼樣,還打得不夠嗎

460
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,280
再這樣我就打死你

461
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,560
走,臭小子...

462
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,080
反正我也吃不了

463
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,320
來,再分一半給你吧

464
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,000
歡迎光臨

465
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,800
明先生、明太太,請

466
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,680
樂小姐,請

467
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,400
這次我是盡地主之誼

468
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,360
下次去香港

469
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,000
你們也要請我吃飯的

470
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,440
一定...

471
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:56,760
這家錦江賓館有近半世紀歷史

472
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,320
最近新裝修過

473
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,280
反而沒有了古色古香的風味

474
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,400
也不是,其實上海就是上海

475
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:04,600
有新的建設

476
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,200
政府也保存了歷史的建築物

477
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:09,200
香港人就沒這種使命感了

478
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:10,960
是,我第一次來上海

479
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,200
也覺得這兒很美

480
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:13,760
是嗎,那就好了

481
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,960
明智傑的見解很正確

482
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,600
我也有這個同感,明太太

483
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,320
我們今晚吃上海菜好不好

484
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,120
好,不過不知道今晚

485
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:23,160
有甚麼特色菜呢

486
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,600
等一下你就知道了

487
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,000
對了,新婚蜜月

488
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,440
有沒有打算去哪兒玩

489
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,480
要不要給你們一輛車用

490
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,000
不用麻煩樂小姐了

491
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:31,920
等一下想和阿CAT

492
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,000
去浦東那邊走走

493
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,200
因那邊有很多金馬國際的物業

494
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:38,000
順便可以在黃浦江上海灘走走

495
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,200
對了,上海灘一定要去

496
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:43,320
有首歌這麼唱...還是別唱了

497
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,480
免得等一下大家沒胃口吃東西

498
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,320
不會...

499
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,400
叫他們上菜吧

500
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,400
不用擔心

501
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,240
我已經通知了大陸的朋友

502
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,720
從深圳到羅湖區、福田區

503
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,560
再北上龍華到寶安、佛山

504
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,040
再到順德

505
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,960
他們一有利兆天的消息

506
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,160
會首先通知我的

507
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:17,360
但這麼多天了一點消息也沒有

508
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,760
也不是沒有一點消息

509
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,680
那常大隊長打過電話給郁胖子

510
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:25,040
你怎麼不早說,等等

511
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:28,160
常勇是不是上次救利先生那個

512
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,600
就是那個人

513
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:32,600
如果是好消息我早就說了

514
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,280
不過他們已經很盡力了

515
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,640
追到了塘夏找到了賊窩

516
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,720
誰知又讓他們跑了

517
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,400
明姑娘,我可不是安慰你

518
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,000
再怎麼說行走江湖這麼久

519
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,120
我怎麼也有些說服力和影響力

520
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,480
我已通知在大陸混的混混們了

521
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:49,520
誰找到利兆天

522
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,240
我私人賞他七萬

523
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,560
我說過是我私人給的

524
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,600
你不必拿錢給我的

525
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:58,640
我哪有錢,你說他現在在哪兒

526
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:03,480
你說他現在在哪兒

527
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,600
好美,這兒和英國泰晤士河比

528
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:23,840
比它美多了

529
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,600
是,你知不知道

530
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,480
這兒每座大廈都不能拆的

531
00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:30,760
為甚麼 文物保存

532
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,520
那多好,就不止五十年不變了

533
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,120
不知我們兩個

534
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:38,440
會否像它們一樣五十年不變呢

535
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,720
好冷

536
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,400
我抱著你就不冷了

537
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,000
老公,怎麼了

538
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:51,520
我能否要個GOODBYE KISS...

539
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,160
我送你上去

540
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,480
不用了,今晚謝謝你了

541
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,280
忘了看錶了

542
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,000
剛才好像我沒告你繞路呢

543
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,600
我也是依照乘客的指示走的

544
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,440
那你要收多少錢

545
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,600
我能不能要個GOODBYE KISS

546
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:14,800
OK

547
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:33,960
在做夢嗎,夢見誰了 你

548
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:39,400
我不管,如果要生孩子

549
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,000
你就要交足功課

550
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:02,800
合作愉快

551
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,440
我代表國內一些

552
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,720
將要收到你們善款的單位

553
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:08,320
謝謝金馬集團

554
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,760
我也希望這次這個晚會

555
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,160
可以辦得很成功

556
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,160
OK,乾杯 乾杯

557
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,920
下個月我將會帶我的下屬

558
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,720
去香港走走,探訪一下馬先生

559
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,840
順便看看回歸之後的香港

560
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,800
好...到時我和阿CAT

561
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,920
一定會盡地主之誼來招呼你

562
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,240
我就做嚮導

563
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,400
帶樂小姐你到處去購物

564
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,600
好,一言為定,到時再見

565
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,880
乾杯...

566
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,640
老公,你有沒有打電話給婆婆

567
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,320
打給誰

568
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,320
婆婆,她說來接我們的

569
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,800
不用了,我打過電話去了

570
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,800
婆婆不來了

571
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,520
叫她收拾好東西去我們大房子

572
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,320
到時她和我們一起住

573
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:03,600
是嗎 是

574
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,080
媽,收拾好東西沒有

575
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,240
我們坐中午的飛機回來

576
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,840
大概黃昏就會到了

577
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,240
好了,拜拜

578
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,360
乾媽,我不捨得你

579
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,320
我也不捨得你

580
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,000
我叫你和我一起去住

581
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:38,040
你又不肯

582
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,400
不用了

583
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,040
我怕阿傑和他老婆不喜歡