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會用咖啡帶出咖喱的苦味和澀味
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田味吉, 你果然厲害
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不過你贏不了我
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比賽已經進入了最後階段
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還有三十分鐘比賽將會結束
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怎麼會這樣
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甚麼事呀
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怎麼會突然停電了呢
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怎麼回事
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沒交電費
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怎麼停電了
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怎麼搞的
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各位…很不好意思
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因為酒店的中央電力系統
發生了故障
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現在已經在搶修之中
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相信十分鐘之內
電力可以完全恢復
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請各位放心
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各位參賽者你們不用擔心
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大會將會補時間給你們的
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女兒, 連冷氣都沒有了
熱死人了
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那也沒有辦法, 媽媽
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先休息一會
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奇怪, 怎麼會突然停電了
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是呀
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怎麼辦, 師父
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幫我磨點兒辣椒
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師父
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來電了…
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好了…沒事了…
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各位, 剛才辛苦了
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我們現在可以繼續欣賞
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所有的參賽者利用剩下的時間
來作最後衝刺
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喬柏高, 拿鳳梨出來幹甚麼呢
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秦蘇蘇用酸乳酪來醃雞肉
有甚麼作用呢
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我們請味王發表一下
精采獨特的意見
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好, 很簡單
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他們用的是肌肉發達的雞腿肉
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酸乳酪和鳳梨都有異曲同工之妙
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那些雞肉吸收了那些酸味以後
就會變軟
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而且還會使咖喱更香
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切好了, 師父
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甚麼事呀
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味王
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喬柏高他居然把鳳梨全都倒了
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比賽的時間到了
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師傅
為甚麼把咖喱放在鳳梨裡烤
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搞甚麼鬼
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原來鳳梨只是用來做容器
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怪不得鳳梨肉全都倒掉了
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鳳梨海鮮飯我吃得多了
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用鳳梨來煮咖喱
我還是第一次吃
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各位評判, 我們可以開始試吃了
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三十六種香料烹調出來的咖喱
真是與眾不同
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快嚐嚐吧
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辛辣味剛剛好, 能刺激食慾
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咖喱調得恰到好處
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不是太濃又不是太稀
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是呀
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米飯呀用紅花染的
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味道和咖喱呢是非常的吻合
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非常好吃
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是呀…
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最後就是雞肉了
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味道很香, 不刺激
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雞肉也很軟
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雖然很軟呢, 也很有彈性
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用鳳梨包著雞肉放在烤箱裡面加熱
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那麼鳳梨的清香味道
就被咖喱全都吸收了
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連骨頭也有味道
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是呀…
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真是好吃得不得了
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好吃得不得了
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皇室玫瑰萬歲
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真的這麼好嗎？
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真厲害呀, 連我也想嚐嚐
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看來今年的優勝者
已經呼之欲出了
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不過還有美味園餐廳
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到底他的咖喱會不會做得比
皇室玫瑰餐廳的咖喱更出色呢
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這是美味園的蘇製咖喱
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好辣
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來…喝口水…
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怎麼會這樣
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辣味在嘴裡一會兒就消失了
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是呀, 比喬柏高的呢是辣了一點
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不過一會兒呢就馬上消失
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只留下那麼一點點的感覺
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蔬菜的甜味
把咖喱的辣味引發出來
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咖喱很香
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苦和澀的味道呢
都發揮出來了
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真不錯
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中途加了咖啡, 味道仍然是很香
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和喬柏高用三十六種香料
做出來的味道毫不遜色
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雞肉一吃到嘴裡一會就溶化了
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是呀
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這幾種配料真是很好吃
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而且很適合咖喱香味
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簡直是好吃得不得了
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是不是
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好吃得不得了…
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媽媽
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好了
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現在有兩家餐廳
分別是美味園和皇室玫瑰
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都得到好吃得不得了
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實在是教我們的評判團
感到非常的頭疼
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到底今年的冠軍
會是由哪一家餐廳奪得呢
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女兒呀, 我好緊張
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頭暈了…
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千萬不要呀媽媽
自己知道自己的事嘛
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你要是暈了我扶都扶不住你
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好了, 我可以分出勝負了
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好了, 經過評判團商議之後
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終於有了最後的結果
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今年的冠軍就是
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皇室玫瑰餐廳的大廚師
喬柏高先生奪得
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好呀…師父好棒
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好呀, 太好了
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我們為甚麼會輸, 我來嚐嚐
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簡直是好吃得不得了
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你們評判團是怎麼做的
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是不是內定的, 一定是內定的
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不要這麼激動…
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你冷靜一點兒
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我們為甚麼要選喬柏高的鳳梨咖喱
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而不選秦蘇蘇的蘇製咖喱呢
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就是因為這杯水
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水
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我在嚐試蘇製咖喱的時候
喝了一口水
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但是吃鳳梨咖喱的時候
連一口水也沒有喝過
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喬柏高把咖喱放在鳳梨裡烤
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鳳梨本身就有甜味
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這種甜味能調和咖喱的辣味
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所以我吃了他的咖喱
就不用喝水
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由此證明, 喬柏高是技高一籌
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我們絞盡腦汁, 結果還是輸了
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秦蘇蘇
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你這種咖喱是不是
你自己想出來的還是有人教你的
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是那個田味吉教的
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田味吉
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我還忘了說
壞蛋田味吉笨蛋田味吉
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田味吉, 誰是田味吉
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不知道
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我沒聽過這個名字
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廚神再現江湖
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誰是廚神…
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這還用問嗎
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當然是他了
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我是廚神
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你還說你不是
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我不是廚神
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我真的不是廚神
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姜叔叔
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為甚麼你說廚神再現江湖
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就因為吃了美味園的蘇製咖喱
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為甚麼
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秦蘇蘇要不是得到廚神的指點
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他是不可能會用
廚神獨創的咖喱香料
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難道廚神就在美味園
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說了這麼半天還沒說完
有沒有搞錯呀
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臭鳳梨, 爛鳳梨, 我踩死你
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踩扁你…
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你在這兒幹甚麼
踩扁你
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都是這個鳳梨
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害得我輸了, 我踩扁你
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這個東西是鳳梨？
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你這麼好的腳力去踢球吧
何必當廚師
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我這個當徒弟的輸了
你這個當師父的也沒面子
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你這次輸並不是輸在鳳梨上的
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是嗎, 那我輸在哪裡了
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你記不記得你在比賽的時候
突然停電, 沒有冷氣
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我知道了
原來評判全都熱糊塗了
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我輸在沒有冷氣
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不是, 我還沒說完呢
你聽我說完了
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不是輸給冷氣嗎？
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在停電的時候, 我留意到喬柏高
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他在煮咖喱的時候不斷加辣椒
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當溫度增高
人的味覺就會比較遲鈍
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所以一定要加重食物的味道
比平時更濃烈
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才能刺激味覺, 引起食慾
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這才是他贏的關鍵
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原來我輸給辣椒
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也不是
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不是辣椒
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是你自己
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我
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所以說呢人笨無藥可救
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東西是死的, 人是活的
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你看喬柏高多聰明, 隨機應變
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你就不會
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只會在那兒傻呆呆的坐著等著
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所以你這次輸呢
不止輸在技不如人
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你還輸在一份廚師的觸覺
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原來是我
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你現在輸得服了
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可以接受殘酷的現實了吧
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是不是
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你這是幹甚麼
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我要挖個洞鑽進去
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我要找個洞鑽進去
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你真是傻得太可憐了
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你這根木棍挖到明天
也挖不出一個洞來
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拿來吧
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我給你拿把鐵鏟…
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我真沒用
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我沒用…我真沒用
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你瘋了你
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我沒用
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你已經夠傻的了
還打自己的頭, 變白癡了
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秦蘇蘇, 你沒用, 你去死
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要死也不要在這裡死
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我是臨時工
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你是不是人, 你見死不救
竟然說這種話
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別找人出氣了, 你要出氣找我吧
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我是你師父
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你輸了, 我也要負責任的
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來, 打…
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你想打頭, 我叫你打這兒
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好了…來…給你打…
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怎麼給你打你也不打？
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其實沒有你教我
我也未必敢出賽
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你怎麼出爾反爾
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此一時彼一時, 真的瘋了
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我沒事呀
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我不想再怪別人
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是我不好
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我沒用, 我承認
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我很後悔爸爸沒失蹤的時候
沒有跟爸爸好好的學
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爸爸他一直都很希望
我可以成為一個好廚師
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可是如果今天
讓他知道我這麼失敗
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他一定很失望
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我老覺得只要有朝一日
我可以成為一個好廚師
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爸爸就會回來
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再努力, 慢慢學
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我知道了
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00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,520
我會好好的跟師父你學藝
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學成之後, 我就去找廚神
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打敗他
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我就可以替爸爸報仇了
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說得好
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我教你
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想要贏人家, 首先要贏自己
241
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真是老生常談
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是不是還有甚麼
少壯不努力老大徒傷悲的
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只要有恆心, 鐵杵磨成針
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00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:51,280
船到橋頭自然直, 有麝自然香
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有名就有利, 本利即歸還
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這次的比賽呢大家都很努力
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00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,240
我得到這個獎項我也覺得很榮幸
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但是有一樣事我想澄清的
就是我不是廚神
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你當然不是廚神了
250
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真的廚神在家裡看著電視吃著花生
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00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,120
天都黑了背著降落傘去哪兒
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這裡二十樓
當然跳下去比電梯快
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我們要溜
254
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剛才那個味王
255
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,920
他好像聞得出你的味
認得出來你似的
256
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,160
再這樣下去, 遲早穿幫
257
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,360
還是溜之大吉好了
258
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,840
他的鼻子雖然厲害
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但是你有沒有留意
他的眼睛已經廢了武功
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00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,040
你別看人家戴著墨鏡就是瞎子
261
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,560
這叫拉風
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00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,200
你再回頭看看
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00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,720
你看他拿東西吃
都要有人扶著他的手
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才知道食物在哪兒
265
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:42,720
這還不是瞎
266
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他要不瞎就是你瞎了
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師父, 你這都看得出來
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師父果然是師父, 佩服
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就算他吃得出來是我做的菜
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00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,400
他也吃不出來我的長相
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00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,520
他要是聽得出來你的聲音怎麼辦
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那我就出最毒辣
最毒辣的一招了
273
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,640
最毒辣最毒辣的是哪一招兒
274
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死不承認, 夠毒吧
275
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,360
美食天堂美味園
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廚師中的廚師, 秦萬石
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金一山成為新一代的廚神
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秦萬石賽後失蹤
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照這麼看來
美味園和廚神應該是死對頭
280
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可是為甚麼秦蘇蘇所煮的咖喱
會和廚神煮的一樣呢
281
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,760
我要請一個月的假
282
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:49,240
一個月, 你的專欄誰來寫
283
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,520
我傳真回來不就行了
284
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就這樣了
285
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甚麼
286
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一個月這麼久, 你去哪裡
287
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扮茱麗葉
288
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扮茱麗葉
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女兒, 你出去歇會兒吧
290
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,720
不要一直做
291
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:13,840
師父說得對
292
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,880
要贏人一定要先贏自己
293
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,360
砂糖放在那裡？
294
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,920
這個是砂糖
295
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,800
媽媽, 你不要吃這麼多糖
296
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:32,000
不是我要喝
是沖給那個老怪物的
297
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:33,800
給師父的
298
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,400
他已經夠壞的了, 還害我們輸了
299
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,680
我不毒死他才怪呢
300
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,440
媽媽
301
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:42,720
報紙上說
302
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:46,960
一個人每天吃的白糖
超過適量的半茶匙呢
303
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,800
他的腎功能就會逐漸的衰退
304
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,840
五年後他的腎就玩蛋
305
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,040
到時候神不知鬼不覺
306
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:02,360
媽媽, 殺人是犯法的
307
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,880
又沒人知道
308
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,480
我也是人, 是不是
309
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,840
你不會指證我吧
310
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,760
你要是殺錯好人的話
我會大義滅親
311
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,840
好人, 他
312
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,360
不是吧
313
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,240
媽媽, 有些事一定要深入了解
才會明白的
314
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,280
深入了解呀
315
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,640
一提到深入了解我的頭都痛了
316
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,600
我去修指甲再慢慢的想
317
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,320
田師傅
318
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:29,840
肥姨
319
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,920
我給你沖了杯咖啡
320
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:31,400
是嗎
321
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,720
女兒, 你拿給他喝
322
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:33,440
這麼客氣
323
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:34,320
別客氣
謝謝
324
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:37,760
煮甚麼？
325
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,000
蕃茄魚, 你嚐嚐
326
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,000
來
327
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,240
一聞就知道, 還不如罐頭蕃茄魚呢
328
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:57,920
倒了吧, 再重做
329
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,920
肥姨不是說給我沖了杯咖啡
在哪兒
330
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:09,720
是嗎
331
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:10,520
在哪兒
332
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,520
是不是這杯
333
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:12,840
謝謝
334
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:20,440
鹹的
335
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,680
一定有道理的, 好喝
336
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,440
原來放錯了鹽
337
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
怪不得魚
338
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,120
你別走
339
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:42,440
你怎麼這麼煩
340
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:43,840
我早就說了我們不可能了
341
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,960
難道你真的不念
我們這麼多年的感情
342
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:48,000
十二年了
343
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:51,000
我替你擠過無數次的青春痘
洗過無數次的內褲
344
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,600
你現在說分就分
345
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,960
誰叫你沒丹丹那麼好的身材
346
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,560
又沒有小甜甜那麼有錢
347
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,880
我跟你一起十二年了
我也很委屈的
348
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,480
你還是不是人
你女朋友有哪兒不好呀
349
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,440
你照照鏡子看看你那個臭德性
350
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,680
想找身材好的有錢的女朋友
人家會看得上你嗎
351
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,080
只有你女朋友才肯要你這頭肥豬
352
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,360
你覺得她這麼好, 送給你吧
353
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:23,480
小姐別難過
這種臭男人不要也罷了
354
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,880
你這麼年輕, 長得又這麼漂亮
355
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,880
將來一定有很多帥哥搶著想追你
356
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,440
不難過
357
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,440
你不會明白的
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00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:35,920
小姐
359
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:37,320
小姐呀
360
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,480
怎麼越叫越走
361
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,320
小姐, 請問你幾位
362
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:50,760
請
363
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:57,920
請
364
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:03,560
那個女生
就是我今天在路上遇到的那個
365
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:05,840
就是被爛臉拋棄的那個
366
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:09,480
我沒說人家是爛臉
我只說人家長了幾顆青春痘嘛
367
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:10,680
是嗎
368
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,320
是你說的
369
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,480
我甚麼時候說他爛臉
我沒說過, 是小丁說的
370
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,160
神經病, 我是說他長麻子而已
371
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:19,680
師父說他爛臉的
372
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:21,360
我甚麼時候說了
373
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,520
我從來就不說人家壞話
374
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:26,080
說人家爛臉那麼缺德
375
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,160
小心說人家自己有報應
376
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,000
看爛臉的女朋友喝甚麼了
377
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,480
甚麼嘛
我也是學你們叫他爛臉而已
378
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,640
看我幹甚麼, 快看她喝甚麼
379
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,400
不要呀…
380
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:44,680
你們讓我喝
381
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,960
有骷髏的, 毒藥
382
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,040
還給我
383
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:49,960
你服毒
384
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,440
快點救她, 不得了
385
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,680
我幫你摳出來
386
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:54,960
不用, 我根本就沒有喝進去
387
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,080
還說沒喝
388
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:57,360
喝了半瓶了
389
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,000
是呀
390
00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,480
大雄, 我按著她的頭你來摳
391
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:00,120
好
392
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,960
不要…
393
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:03,920
救命呀
394
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,400
你沒事了
395
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,640
真被你給嚇死了
396
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,600
原來你喝的是葡萄糖水
397
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,520
你說我的命多苦
398
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,520
我連買藥都被人家騙
399
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,640
你別這麼傻了
400
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,520
為了那個爛臉, 不是
401
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,120
為了那個青春痘, 值不值得
402
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,800
你們有所不知
403
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:47,080
在很久很久以前
我的意思是十二年前
404
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,480
我和我的密歐哥相愛
405
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:54,680
後來受到父母的強烈的反對
406
00:24:56,200 --> 00:25:01,640
到最後我更為了他
被我爸爸逐出家門
407
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:09,440
等等, 你剛才說十二年前
408
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,560
是呀
409
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,080
那你的年紀跟蘇蘇差不多
410
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,480
那你那個時候不也就十來歲
411
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,160
是呀…
412
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,320
你說我這一生多歷盡滄桑
413
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,840
我現在已經無家可歸了
414
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:34,240
如果一個女人失去了家庭
失去了愛情
415
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,320
她現在就只有死路一條了
416
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,240
不要呀, 你千萬別這麼想
417
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:45,240
沒有男人嘛
可以再找一個嘛, 是不是
418
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,680
是呀, 沒有了家庭
那就把我這兒當成家好了
419
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,560
是呀, 一言為定
420
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,480
別讓那些男人看扁
421
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,600
我們做女人的也可以靠自己的
422
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,520
這麼多年
我和我媽還不是一樣過日子
423
00:25:58,680 --> 00:25:59,760
你就留下來吧
424
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:01,640
YEAH
425
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,920
對了, 你叫甚麼名字
426
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,800
我叫麗葉姓朱
427
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,480
朱麗葉
428
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,000
那剛才那個男人, 那個爛臉
429
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,040
不是
430
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,240
那個滿臉痘痘的
431
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:15,880
他叫密歐
432
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,480
密歐哥是不是
433
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,440
他姓羅, 叫羅密歐
434
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,840
羅密歐
435
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:23,520
配朱麗葉
436
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,520
也就是洋人版的天生一對
437
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:33,080
可惜我們是最現代的悲劇版
438
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,480
還是現在的愛情大悲劇
439
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:43,080
男人剛認識的時候呢
全都是羅密歐
440
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:48,680
時間久了以後呢
就全都變成了陳世美
441
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,600
女兒, 怎麼你好像身同感受似的
442
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,280
沒有呀, 沒有這回事
443
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,200
你再睡一會兒吧
444
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:00,760
我煮點東西給你吃
445
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:01,400
好呀
446
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:02,240
我陪你
447
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,520
你再睡一會兒
448
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:04,240
好
449
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:05,800
走吧, 媽媽
450
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:11,520
這次還不成功
451
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,240
你甚麼時候進來的
452
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:21,960
剛進來
453
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:22,600
正好
454
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,120
煮好了, 你嚐一嚐
455
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,680
小心燙呀
456
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,520
好香呀
457
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:31,520
先嚐嚐麵
458
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:42,040
這碗麵又軟又有彈性
湯又鮮得不得了
459
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:43,600
好, 嚐嚐叉燒
460
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,760
這塊叉燒充滿了肉味, 又香又軟
461
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,800
果然太好吃了
462
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,840
對了, 誰教你廚藝的
463
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:02,720
田味吉
464
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:03,960
田味吉
465
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:04,960
是誰
466
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:05,880
壞人
467
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,000
他現在是我們美味園
百分之五十一的大股東
468
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,480
他平時最喜歡的運動呢
就是腳部運動
469
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:12,800
最喜歡踐踏人
470
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,160
女兒, 再忍耐一下吧
471
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,720
等他幫我們搞好生意
472
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,560
而你又學會了他的廚藝
473
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,200
到了那個時候
我就一腳把他給踢出去
474
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:26,440
YEAH
475
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:29,040
田味吉
476
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,640
早呀, 各位
477
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:32,440
早
478
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,640
麗葉
你怎麼不在家裡多休息會兒
479
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:39,320
不行, 我想我在這兒又吃又住的
也應該來幫幫忙
480
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:40,840
還是你乖
481
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,520
那好吧, 就幫我看看舖子吧
482
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:43,760
肥姨
483
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,760
其實我對烹飪也蠻有興趣的
484
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,200
我到廚房去幫幫忙吧
485
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:51,720
田師傅, 早
486
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,520
是誰那麼大膽讓你進來的
487
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,800
我只是想進來見識見識
488
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,120
小丁, 趕走
489
00:28:58,440 --> 00:28:59,680
你是新來的
490
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,240
是呀
491
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,280
你知不知道廚房禁地閒人免進
492
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:03,920
小姐
493
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,080
門口在那邊, 小姐
我知道
494
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,000
那邊
495
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,000
你放心吧, 我在這裡看
不會妨礙你們的, 放心
496
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,640
現在給你兩條路走
497
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,120
一你自己乖乖的走出去
498
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:17,040
二呢就是大雄摳喉, 豬也變牛
499
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,320
不用了…
500
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,240
我自己出去
501
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,040
大雄摳喉, 豬也變牛
502
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,520
好, 我先出去了
503
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:28,880
活膩了
504
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,520
是不是, 直叫你, 你又不聽
505
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,920
這個田師傅硬是不讓別人進去
506
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,200
莫非他有甚麼秘密
507
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:41,720
他老怕人家偷師
508
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:43,800
為甚麼, 肥姨
509
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:44,760
我怎麼知道
510
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,360
你好像對我師父很有興趣
511
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,040
沒有, 沒有這種事
絕對沒有這種事
512
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,840
大雄擦叉子, 我幫你
513
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:53,840
謝謝
514
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:55,400
媽媽
515
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:56,880
我出去買水果
516
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:57,640
好
517
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:41,800
麗葉
518
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,880
今天的太陽好大
519
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:50,040
為甚麼它不下雨呢
下雨就更有情調了
520
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:51,840
熱得要命
521
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,360
你幹甚麼呀你
522
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,640
我每天都在這個時候出來曬太陽的
523
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,680
介不介意幫我擦擦油
524
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:12,800
你別亂來
525
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,080
你幹嘛？
526
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:16,760
親愛的
527
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,520
你對我的心意
我完完全全的明白了
528
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,440
接收到了
529
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:27,840
雖然我是個鐵漢
有戰士的身軀
530
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,600
無堅不可摧的精神
永不言敗的鬥志
531
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:39,400
奈何…奈何在情場上
我只不過是個初哥
532
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:46,240
所以希望給我一點兒時間
考慮一下吧
533
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,360
你神經病
534
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,800
原來你說話這麼有力氣
535
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:58,880
將來…就可以跟我一起練健身了
536
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:00,760
師父
537
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,800
我有話想跟你說呀
538
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,880
你不用說了
我知道你想說甚麼
539
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,320
你想說暗戀我嘛是不是
540
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,640
我想說…
541
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,040
甚麼
542
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,440
你們做男人的呢應該有點風度
543
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,360
你看看我, 我提得滿身大汗
544
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,040
腰都彎了, 你卻袖手旁觀
545
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,280
你不說渾身大汗我也不覺得熱
546
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,760
那就快點回去吧
回去有冷氣, 走呀
547
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,000
田師傅
548
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,480
這麼巧
549
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,560
是呀
這麼巧
550
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:30,640
蘇蘇, 這麼巧去買東西
551
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:31,320
是呀
552
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,680
一邊買東西一邊聊天
553
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,800
我是特地來找你的, 田師傅
554
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,240
找我
555
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,520
想跟我談心事
556
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,800
我的確呢是有點兒事
想單獨跟你談談
557
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:45,520
不過…
558
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,160
不過現在就…
559
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:51,760
那倒是
560
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,280
要是談心事的話
有外人在的確不方便
561
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,840
我跟你到那邊
草叢裡談好不好
562
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,040
好呀…
563
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,120
乖了…別咬爸爸
564
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,960
蹲在哪兒等我, 我很快回來
565
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:04,920
走吧
566
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,480
怎麼樣, 有甚麼事就直說吧
567
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,000
那我就不客氣直說了
568
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:13,840
來…
569
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,920
我爸爸呢跟我和好了
570
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,240
那怎麼
571
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,840
不過他要求我帶個男朋友回去見他
572
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:21,640
但是呢…
573
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,680
但是你沒男朋友
574
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:23,720
是呀, 所以…
575
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,120
所以你就想找人扮你男朋友
576
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,080
是呀, 田師傅
577
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,000
美味園那個田味吉很快就會到了
578
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,640
到時候姜叔叔
你就可以幫我認一認
579
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,320
到底他是不是廚神金一山
580
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,040
我雖然看不見認不出來
581
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:41,480
但是他一出現
我就會感覺到他那股強勁的廚氣
582
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,760
這次還不被我揭穿廚神的真面目
583
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:47,720
先生, 裡邊請
584
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:55,520
麗葉
585
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,000
怎麼是你
586
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,000
是你叫我來的嘛
587
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,240
相信這位就是伯父了
588
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,880
伯父, 精神, 伯父, 精神
589
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,760
伯父, 請允許我自我介紹
590
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:05,840
我叫朱大雄
591
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,440
不是朱大腸, 男, 未婚
592
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,160
身高五尺十寸
593
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,560
體重, 一百六十磅
594
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,760
擴胸的時候四十二吋
595
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,040
腰圍只不過二十九吋
596
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,240
無不良嗜好
597
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,360
天天晨運身體好
598
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:22,240
健康快樂活到老
599
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,240
田味吉呢
600
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:25,880
田味吉在打球
601
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,520
三對三, 沒空來
602
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:28,720
所以我來代替他
603
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,200
你也真是的
我才是你的真命天子
604
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,640
我遲早是你的人了
我遲早要見伯父的
605
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,400
你怎麼不早叫我來呢
606
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:38,200
你…
607
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,880
伯父, 你放心, 伯父, 放心
608
00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:41,520
你老人家放心
609
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:47,640
我會用我堅強的意志
強而壯的手臂, 不朽的愛心
610
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,880
來保護朱麗葉
611
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,200
直到永遠…
612
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,600
對不起, 我要上廁所
613
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,960
姜叔叔, 幸虧你看不到他
614
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:02,080
不然你一定受不了他
615
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,240
那田味吉呢
616
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,080
難道他知道我要試他
617
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,000
金一山, 請聽電話
618
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:28,960
金一山
619
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:29,920
請聽電話
620
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:30,880
金一山在哪兒
621
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,160
誰是金一山, 出來
622
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:40,200
金沙骨, 四號桌
623
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,440
香滑豆花, 五塊錢一碗
624
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:49,640
有豆腐花
625
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,840
我們先吃兩碗
吃完了再去上班, 好不好
626
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:53,360
好呀
627
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:54,200
我去買
628
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:57,360
好滑呀
629
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,040
美女是不同
630
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,760
我每次去跟他買豆花
631
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:06,400
他都隨隨便便地給我盛一點
而且還都是碎的
632
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,280
你買的就不同了
633
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,400
又滑糖漿又多
634
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,960
說到漂亮, 我哪兒比得上你呀
635
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,440
只不過今天碰巧了他心情好
636
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,320
你又何必這麼謙虛呢
637
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:22,320
你呢你是那種
我見猶憐的那種
638
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,160
如果呢有色狼看見我們倆
一定先非禮你的
639
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:27,240
脫線
640
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,720
小姐, 我想…
641
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,080
大色狼
642
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:37,280
吃豆花
643
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,360
看你怕不怕
644
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:44,400
小姐
645
00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:48,120
其實我是想問問這個地址怎麼走
646
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,200
剛才呢我是有點兒衝動
647
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,720
不過男人呢都不是好東西
648
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:03,760
貪新忘舊, 忘恩負義, 見異思遷
649
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,720
不管好壞, 能要就要
650
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,640
你是說我那個
651
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:11,080
我說的是我那個
652
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:12,320
你那個
653
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:16,640
不是
我說的是我的老同學的男朋友
654
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,800
總之呢男人是靠不住的
655
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:27,040
尤其是你
你這種剛剛受過傷的弱小心靈
656
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:29,960
別想隨便找個救生圈就算了
657
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,040
萬一不走運, 找了一個漏氣的
658
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,240
那真是會淹死你的
659
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:37,360
明白
660
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,760
女人呢沒有男人不會死的
661
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:42,960
我們應該靠自己
662
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:43,840
明白
663
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,720
還有呀, 我們是姊妹
664
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,120
既然是姊妹就應該團結起來
665
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,760
把那些滿臉鬍子的男人掃到一邊
666
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:51,760
明白
667
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,240
只不過滿臉鬍子又關我甚麼事
668
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:59,480
我看你呀一看見我師父
你就兩眼發光了
669
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:05,480
我們是姊妹嘛
早就應該教你交男朋友的道理了
670
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,520
我師父那種呢
吃他做的菜呢還可以
671
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:14,000
做男朋友呢就連想也別想了
知不知道呀
672
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,320
你的師父, 我的男朋友
673
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,640
律師信, 銀行信, 情信
674
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,840
全都是我的
675
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,120
給廚神的信
676
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,880
誰知道我住在這兒
677
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:01,040
小丁, 你以後要好好的做人
678
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,800
好好的學烹飪, 千萬不要學壞
679
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,360
師父, 你是不是說錯對白了
680
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,240
這些對白通常都是
生離死別的時候才說的
681
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,200
差不多了
682
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:13,840
你識字吧
683
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:16,560
你看看
684
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,880
師父, 我書唸得少, 你別騙我
685
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,680
你書唸得少
你也應該會看秦萬石這三個字吧
686
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:24,280
秦萬石
687
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,800
他約你明天晚上十二點正
在赤柱沙灘等
688
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,360
慘了, 兵臨城下了, 師父
689
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:31,480
那怎麼辦
690
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,040
我早就知道會有這一天的
691
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,600
我要為我當天的哈乞付出代價
692
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:40,960
哈乞…
693
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:47,760
鼻子過敏, 不是故意的
694
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,520
秦萬石既然回來了
不知道肥姨她知不知道
695
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,480
不行呀, 師父, 溜吧, 快溜吧
696
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,520
快走呀
697
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,640
我不能溜
698
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:03,600
當天的廚神爭霸
今天要作出一個了斷
699
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,240
師父
700
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:06,560
不過在了斷之前
701
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:14,760
我要快快樂樂
吃完這碗香腸餐肉麵
702
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:23,920
師父, 這根香腸
703
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,720
你幹甚麼, 我好忙的
704
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,280
你先別忙了
705
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,280
我想我已經知道誰是廚神了
706
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,320
走吧
707
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,760
你不用替師父試菜嗎
708
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,960
我師父做的菜呢
從來就不喜歡有第三者在場的
709
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:44,800
臭神氣
710
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,400
那不更好, 少幹點兒活兒
711
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:49,240
你說到我家去看難兄難弟的錄影帶
712
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,360
是真的還是假的
713
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:51,960
當然是真的
714
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:52,920
那就走吧
715
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:08,400
真好笑
716
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,600
這樣吧, 我們做點兒宵夜
接著看第二集
717
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:13,720
好呀
718
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,440
給你一次機會做示範表演
719
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,200
看看你跟師父學會了多少
720
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:20,920
你做
721
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,320
說到師父
為甚麼你們還對我這麼好
722
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,400
女兒讓他幹活兒, 還說對他好
723
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:32,360
我的意思是說
要不是我師父呢你老公就…
724
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,520
那你不怪我嗎
725
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,440
你說甚麼呢
726
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,760
甚麼你師父我老公呀
727
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:40,320
胡說八道的
728
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,200
女兒你明白他說甚麼呢
729
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:44,560
你說清楚一點
730
00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:47,400
原來她們真的甚麼都不知道
731
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,160
你別在那兒嘮嘮叨叨的
732
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:51,600
你不想做是不是
733
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,280
這樣好不好, 我陪你一起做
734
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,240
這還差不多
735
00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,680
你把冰箱裡的餃子拿出來
736
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:00,440
好呀
737
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,160
這麼有意思
738
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:09,920
怎麼這些紙上畫了這麼多的圖畫
739
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:11,240
是呀
740
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:16,520
我爸爸以前教我做菜
就是用圖畫來教我
741
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,280
為甚麼要用圖畫來教你
742
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,080
爸爸不識字所以就畫出來
743
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,120
秦萬石不識字
744
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:39,080
師父
745
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:41,200
小丁
746
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,040
師父, 大事不妙了
747
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:46,920
這下慘了…
748
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:47,600
甚麼事呀
749
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:48,600
你這次上當了
750
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,440
原來秦萬石不識字
751
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:53,720
那封信…
752
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,080
一定是有人出的餿主意逼你現身
753
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:58,440
快走
754
00:43:58,600 --> 00:43:59,200
走…
755
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:02,280
怎麼辦, 師父
756
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:04,160
幹甚麼
757
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:04,840
借我用一用