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原來秦萬石是不識字的
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那封信…
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一定是有人出的餿主意逼你現身
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快走
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走吧…
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怎麼辦？師父
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幹嘛
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借我用一用
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這麼巧, 你們也來散步呀
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真是沒想到在這裡也會遇到熟人
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世界真小呀
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你不用裝蒜了
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你就是真正的廚神
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廚神
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誰是廚神？你是廚神？
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不要這麼張揚
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有人曾經告訴我廚神長得甚麼樣子
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他說他是個頭髮蓬鬆
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滿臉鬍鬚, 很像乞丐
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就跟你長得一模一樣
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還有, 曾經吃過廚神咖哩的味王
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已經證實了秦蘇蘇她做的蘇製咖哩
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和廚神獨創的咖哩香料一模一樣
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如果廚神不是你那還會是誰呀
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不錯, 我就是廚神…的聯絡人
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聯絡人
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不錯
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這麼說你不是廚神了
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其實真正的廚神
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他很高大, 很英俊
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長得就像木村水哉
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是嗎
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他現在在哪裡
你能不能替我約他出來
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SORRY, 我辦不到
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因為只能廚神聯絡我
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我是找不到廚神的
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還說是聯絡人, 這也行？
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行
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很晚了, 我們回去吧
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你們慢慢聊
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慢慢享受了
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我們花了這麼多心思也沒用
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原來他只是個聯絡人
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怎麼
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是廚神的“千層酥烤魚”
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怎麼樣？有新發現呀
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想不想嘗嘗
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很好吃, 不錯
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怎麼了
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陳世美
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甚麼陳世美
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那個現代陳世美
就是拋棄朱麗葉的那頭豬
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就是他
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是呀, 叫他
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陳世美, 你站住
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沒反應
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羅密歐
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媽, 不要叫了, 來, 上吧
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好
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打死你
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幹甚麼…你們幹甚麼
果然是個花心蘿蔔
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你幹嘛
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我打你個小人頭, 讓你變得更豬頭
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打你個小人手, 讓你從此不能牽手
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打你小人嘴, 讓你從此不能親嘴
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你還敢不敢
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你們幹甚麼
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你怎麼樣
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是你呀
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終於認得我了
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本府判你薄倖負心
傷害朱麗葉的罪名成立
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罰你三百大板
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另加賤男人必殺技
辣手無情穿心掌
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冤枉呀, 大人
其實我真的有苦衷的
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每個被判狗頭鍘的
都說自己是冤枉的
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是真的, 其實你們說的那個朱麗葉
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她的真正身分是美食掌門人
她叫夏津津
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美食掌門人
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其實…我的名字叫杜向風
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是夏津津那家雜誌社的攝影師
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你們拿去看看
我的工作證、我的名片
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請大人明察
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果然是真的
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那我們不是做了傻子, 被人騙了
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肚子餓了吧
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我煮東西給你吃, 煮東西
好呀
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煮東西
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媽媽, 為甚麼不拆穿她
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你不要這麼傻
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難得美食掌門人自己送上門來
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我們應該乘機巴結她
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那五顆星就有希望了
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女兒, 媽把你養這麼大也沒求過你
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這次算是媽求求你
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合作一下, 暫時不要拆穿她好嗎
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好
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真乖
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你幹甚麼
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晚餐做三菜一湯
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瀉藥蒸排骨
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殺蟲藥水煎蛋
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消毒藥水燜石斑腩
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還有…西洋菜生魚熬廁所水湯
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女兒
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先生你不能進去
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味王一定會見我
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行了, 你出去吧
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我認得你的聲音
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你是廚神金一山
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我只是說了一句話, 你就認得我
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是
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厲害…味王就是味王
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你在人間蒸發了這麼多年
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今天突然來見我
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你是無事不登三寶殿的
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有甚麼事想求我呀
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如果你以後退休不做味王
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去廟街替人看相, 保證你生意滔滔
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請
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小姐要點甚麼
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水, 謝謝
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好
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姜叔叔, 你找我甚麼事
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剛剛收到消息
說是廚神他已經離開香港了
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沒關係, 我可以坐飛機去找他
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他去哪裡了
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他去了非洲無厘頭共和國的
阿三阿四姑姑娜娜島
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協助當地的飢民建築廚房
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要好幾年才能回來
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甚麼…甚麼阿三阿四姑姑娜娜島
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我從來沒聽過
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是呀, 那裡交通很不方便的
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要轉三次的飛機
坐十天的船, 一個禮拜的火車
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到了那裡以後呢
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你還要撐七天的小舢板
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走十天的路才能到達
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那來回不是要一個多月
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我不能放那麼長的假
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所以凡事不能夠太勉強
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現在想勉強也勉強不了了
要一個多月
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你為廚神的事
花費了不少的心思了
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現在應該好好做回
你美食掌門人的工作了
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應該回去交代清楚才是真的
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麗葉
肥姨
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坐呀
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肥姨
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我想我在你們家也打攪了很久了
也…也應該走了
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為甚麼突然要走呀
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我跟我爸爸和好了
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臨走之前你還要騙我們, 夏津津
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女兒, 不要生氣…
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你看完這本雜誌就不會生氣了
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這個禮拜美味園五顆星呀, 你看
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原來你們早就已經…
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我們早就知道你是美食掌門人了
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我還知道, 你一定是覺得
上次那篇報導對我們不公平
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所以你就決定深入了解
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看看有沒有報導錯誤對不對
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對呀…現在知道自己真的錯了
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沒關係…這次你給我們五顆星
算是扯平了
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五顆星, 我根本就不希罕
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女兒
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蘇蘇, 其實呢
我知道我騙你們是我不對
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可是我不是存心要騙你們的
你明白嗎
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你不用再說了
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不是, 你聽我解釋, 我…
我還把你當成好姊妹
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你有沒有良心
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不是
你走呀
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不是, 蘇蘇你聽我解釋, 我…
走呀, 我不想再看見你
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你走呀
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對不起, 不好意思
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她脾氣很臭
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那我…我走了
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拜拜
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走了, 肥姨
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走呀
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走呀
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女兒, 過來
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你是不是希望美味園
下個禮拜變五個交叉
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我不喜歡討好愛撒謊的人
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懶得跟你說
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忘記拿稿子了
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好呀, 把它撕爛了讓她沒得交
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美味園出色女廚師
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秦蘇蘇
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原來她這個人也蠻老實的啊
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現在追出去還來得及
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麗葉
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不對, 津津
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你忘了拿稿子
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對呀, 謝謝你
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其實蘇蘇, 我真的覺得
你是一個很有毅力的廚師
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只要你繼續努力
將來一定會成功的
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我知道我這次這麼騙你
實在不值得原諒
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但是, 無論如何
我都會把你當成我的好姊妹
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好了, 我先走了
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你真的要走呀
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怎麼了
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我幫你拿
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不用了, 我自己拿吧
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不要了, 你這麼多東西怎麼拿
我幫你拿
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好呀, 走
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小姐…你好…請坐…
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三尺呀
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粗活我來幹就行了
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小姐, 你想吃甚麼
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SORRY
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ACTUALLY我不是來吃東西的
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我是來找喬柏高先生
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你找我師父, 有何貴幹
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他已經回來了嗎？請你叫他出來
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他出來自然會明白
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好, 你等一下
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小姐, 你等人也…也先點菜
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我們的東西是全餐廳中的冠軍
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三尺呀
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慢慢坐
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師父, 就是那個美女
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果然是美女
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可我並不認識她
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你就是喬柏高
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你根本不是廚神
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我…我甚麼時候告訴你我是廚神
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師父的意思是
他已經公開澄清了, 他不是廚神
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你上個禮拜沒有看城市追擊嗎
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對不起, 我剛剛才從德國回來
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我的朋友告訴我, 說喬柏高是廚神
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所以我特地來找他
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我想我搞錯了, 對不起
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別這麼說
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你找廚神, 那你一定認識廚神
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你一定是見過廚神
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你…在說甚麼
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我師父在說, 你和廚神甚麼關係
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我的名字叫FANNY
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廚神還沒成為廚神之前
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我曾經是他的女朋友
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那如果廚神在你面前出現的話
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你一定認得他對不對
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我幫你找廚神, 我幫你找他
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真的？
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廚神
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你又想怎麼樣
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你馬上找廚神
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說了只能廚神找我
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我找不到廚神的
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小勁…
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現在又是我出場的時間了
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師父說, 廚神的前度女友FANNY
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明天晚上要坐飛機去加拿大
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以後都不回來了
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對, 我師父的意思是想告訴你
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如果廚神想見
他以前的女朋友最後一面
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記住明天晚上十一點前去機場啦
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你知道我就當廚神也知道了
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我們走
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我有事想跟你談談
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你覺不覺得
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我們已經很久沒有
一起逛街看電影了
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我們真的…很久沒有…
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沒有好好的大家坐下來聊聊天
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我跟你說話的時候你能不能看著我
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你知道自己有多久沒有看過我
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我不是家裡的一件家具
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你不能把我放在一邊
然後…然後不理我、不管我
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連看也不看我一眼
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是我不對
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是我不對
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是我疏忽了
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我怎麼就會沒想到, 是我錯
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是我錯了
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是我錯
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FANNY
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是橄欖油, 是橄欖油呀
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魚在烘焗之前一定要泡過橄欖油
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不然在切的時候一定會黏著皮
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是橄欖油…你知不知道我想了多久
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橄欖油…橄欖油呀
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FANNY…
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恭喜你成為新一代的廚神
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我知道這次比賽你一定會贏的
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我衷心的祝福你
終於能過自己想過的生活
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可是希望你原諒我
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不能留在你的身邊
和你分享這份快樂
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因為我決定走了
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一直以來
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我以為只要兩個人真心相愛的話
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其他都不是問題
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可是原來是我錯
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我對一條魚都吃醋
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說真的
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我們兩個是完全不同世界的人
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我真正需要的
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是一個疼我, 關心我
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和瞭解我的男朋友
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其實, 我並不喜歡吃魚
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一直以來都是為了遷就你
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你應該知道吧
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師父居然會切到手
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一定有問題, 而且是一個大問題
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小丁
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是, 師父
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去菜市場買些豬肉
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還有呢？一定還有
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再買些牛肉
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還有呢？一定還有
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雞肉也要
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還有呢？一定還有
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你再不去切你的肉下來
拿來做叉燒包
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還不快去
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你放心吧
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我師父是說
他已經替你通知廚神了
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不過來不來, 他也不知道
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也許他根本不想再見我
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他不來豈不是白費勁
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不行, 一定要把她留下
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放心吧, 師父, 這把一定能和牌
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你們兩個在說話
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不是, 我師父說呢
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只要你繼續等, 那廚神他一定會來
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你這麼長情嘛
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希望如此
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師父, 是不是因為我們在
所以廚神才不敢出現
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FANNY, 我們先走了
你自己慢慢等吧
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謝謝你們
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不要客氣, 一路順風
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拜拜…
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師父, 好香呀, 是甚麼？來
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亂碰就砍你的手
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現在幾點了
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快十點半了
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還有時間, 很快就能到, 讓一讓
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算了, 我看他不會來了
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FANNY
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一山
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不是最後一面也不讓我見吧
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我以為你還生我的氣不來見我
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以前我不懂得照顧你
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希望你能找到一個懂得照顧你的人
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我們做不了情侶, 也可以做好朋友
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不可能
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我做了個漢堡給你拿上飛機吃
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有豬肉、牛肉、雞肉
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唯獨是沒有魚肉
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你還記得
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記得
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謝謝
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我真的要走了
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保重
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吃太多漢堡, 很容易變肥婆
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其實吃魚也不錯
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各有各的特色
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我真的要走了
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你要保重
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拜拜…
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還說你是聯絡人, 原來你就是廚神
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我的意見是廚神爭霸一向是
閉門進行的
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既然你們有意切磋那也未嘗不可
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不過既然你們都稱我為廚神
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那不可能你說要跟我比試
我就和你比試那麼低下吧
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那你是說我師父低下了
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甚麼
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甚麼…
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甚麼
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甚麼…
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小丁, 別跟他甚麼了, 我還沒說完
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除非你能通過一個考驗
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再另作別論
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甚麼考驗那麼了不起
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要你給一個人準備一頓飯
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如果他滿意的話
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你就可以和廚神比試
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是誰那麼了不起
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林金成
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地產大王林金成？為甚麼是他
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為甚麼是他
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林金成呢
是一個非常講究飲食的大富豪
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他曾經為了一碗湯一天之內
辭掉二十個大廚師
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那是因為他們學藝不精
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這次的考驗由味王做證人
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如果你能通過考驗
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跟我比試這件事可以考慮
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一言為定
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不過我還有一個條件
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無論這次誰勝出
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都不能公開我廚神的身分
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沒問題
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我還是信不過你
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除非勾手指頭
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如果你公開我的身分
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你就會爛臉、長癩瘡、牛皮癬
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沒兒沒女、沒錢沒房子沒車
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沒水洗澡, 沒衛生紙用
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如果你反悔, 下場也一樣
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你好狠毒
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彼此彼此
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喬柏高你來
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這位是林金成先生
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他是這裡的大廚喬柏高
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還有這位是…
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我叫何小勁
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是, 我師父久仰你是一位美食專家
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所以今天特地烹調了一道
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金碧輝煌美味豪華的極品金箔魚翅
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請慢用
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林先生怎麼了
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我們走
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是
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為甚麼不吃
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味王
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喬柏高, 你這次的考驗不及格
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不過…你還有一次機會
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林先生把餐具留在這裡
下個禮拜會再來的
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繼續努力
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要做一道合林先生口味的菜
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不可能, 沒有理由
柏高的菜一直都做得很好
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就是呀
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怎麼會只吃一口就走了呢
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是呀
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太好吃了
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怎麼會這樣？只吃一口就走了
怎麼會這樣
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00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,080
為甚麼會這樣？到底我哪裡做錯了
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00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:27,080
我煮的魚翅, 無論色、香、味、美
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都做到頂好, 為甚麼呢
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柏高
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聽說你今天很失敗
427
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,560
有些事情是不能勉強的, 算了吧
428
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:44,960
我還有一次機會
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我知道你不跟我比試過不會死心的
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來, 嘗嘗路邊攤的雞蛋糕
當作安慰獎
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雞蛋糕
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剛做好的, 能吃就吃了
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謝謝
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00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,400
一包雞蛋糕把你哄得這麼高興
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你這個人真低下
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00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,600
你這輩子注定只能吃雞蛋糕
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00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:08,680
再見了
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就是一句低下
439
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,480
下次的考驗我一定要贏
440
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聾婆, 給我一串魚丸
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聾婆, 你怎麼了？不舒服呀
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你沒事吧
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00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,000
麻煩你
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麻煩你告訴我的媳婦
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未來的媳婦, 蘇蘇呀
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蘇蘇是你的未來媳婦
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是呀…
我怎麼不知道
448
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,560
你不曉得不奇怪
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蘇蘇自己都不曉得
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00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:54,200
只有…我和胖婆才兩個人知道
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只有你和肥婆兩個知道
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是呀
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這也行呀？那你要我告訴她甚麼
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你…你去告訴她
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我…我吃不消
456
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:08,760
我…我要暈了
457
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,240
聾婆
458
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,240
救人呀, 聾婆暈了, 聾婆
459
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:15,960
面紙…
460
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:18,560
再給你…
461
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,080
還有…
462
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,800
王八蛋, 你為甚麼把聾婆弄哭了
幹嘛
463
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,880
你為甚麼欺負我親家母？你說呀…
464
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,280
這裡是醫院
465
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:32,200
不是呀…你們搞錯了…
466
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:33,520
搞錯了
467
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,520
醫生講, 我是感冒
468
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,560
我的眼淚、鼻涕一起流呀
469
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,760
不是他打我
470
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,600
好心沒好報我早就知道
471
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,560
我就是不知道你們這樣打我
472
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:52,280
女兒, 媽早說過你不要太衝動
你錯怪好人了你
473
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:53,880
媽媽
474
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:55,160
你不要說了
475
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,720
甚麼
你跟她一起打我
476
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,480
我跟你開玩笑而已
477
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,840
你沒事吧…
478
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:02,560
沒事吧, 沒事
479
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,320
聾婆, 我煮了湯給你喝
480
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,280
我吃不下
481
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,760
為甚麼？我親手煮的
482
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,280
不用問了, 怕你煮得不好喝
483
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,400
別打了
484
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,360
我的廚藝的確是很差勁
485
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:23,840
和她無關…她好乖的
486
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,680
哄得我好開心
487
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,960
世界上, 只有她最關心我了
488
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,560
親家母, 還有你的乖兒子浩佳呢
489
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,280
不要提了
490
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,640
已經三個月沒有寫信給我了
491
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:44,640
他已經忘記我這個媽媽了
492
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:46,360
這麼壞呀
493
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,280
話說回來了, 女兒
494
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,400
浩佳也很久沒打電話
和寫信給你了吧
495
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,400
我真是太大意了
496
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,080
怎麼了
497
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,800
有呀, 他有給我寫信
498
00:29:58,880 --> 00:29:59,960
是嗎
就是今天早上
499
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,440
我今天早上收到他的信
500
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,200
是嗎
真的？
501
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,440
真的
502
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,120
在哪呢
503
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:08,200
就是這封信
504
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:08,920
給我看看
505
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,320
他說些甚麼？說些甚麼
是呀
506
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,440
他說…
給聾婆看看, 來…
507
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,080
他說親愛的蘇蘇
508
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,960
我好想你, 你好嗎
509
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,760
好肉麻, 毛孔都直豎起來了
510
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,920
對了, 下面的內容不太方便說出來
511
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,720
年輕人就是這樣
512
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,520
是呀…
513
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,040
聾婆, 我還記得最後幾句
514
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,160
他說請你好好照顧我媽媽
515
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:37,440
叫她一定要記得喝湯、吃飯
不要太操勞
516
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,280
不要老是出去擺攤子那麼辛苦
517
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,320
好乖呀…
親家母, 你現在可以放心了
518
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:44,640
是呀
519
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,480
現在…現在我要吃湯
520
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,960
我吃湯
我盛給你
521
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,280
來…
522
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:50,720
謝謝媽媽
523
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:51,440
喝湯吧
524
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,680
媳婦湯呀, 聾婆
525
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,200
喝了感冒也會快點好
526
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,160
你少說廢話
527
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:02,320
沒想到這麼潑辣也有未婚夫
真是奇怪了
528
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:03,880
脫線
529
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,760
其實他們交往了好幾年了
530
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,160
後來浩佳到台灣去發展
531
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,240
蘇蘇要留下來主持美味園
532
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,320
所以他們才變得兩地相思
533
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,640
鳥呀, 相思？
534
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,440
忌妒呀
535
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,040
其實忌妒的人應該是你
536
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,120
為甚麼
537
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:25,000
你沒看見嗎？蘇蘇對人家的媽
比對你還要好
538
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:28,000
倒湯遞水送到嘴邊, 你試過沒有
539
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,600
這倒沒有
540
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:30,480
是吧
541
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,920
女兒…
542
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,160
為甚麼你從來不餵我吃東西
543
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,200
無緣無故的幹嘛要餵你呀
你又沒有生病
544
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,960
可是她是你親生的母親
545
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:44,360
是呀…
546
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:48,320
媽媽, 現在有人想挑撥
我們母女的感情
547
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,640
我很明白事理的
我不會那麼小器的
548
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:53,960
聽到沒有
549
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,320
是嗎？敢不敢打賭
550
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,200
我保證你們七天之內一定會吵大架
551
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,000
不會, 你放心, 一定不會
552
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,160
就是, 你輸了怎麼辦
553
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:05,720
我輸？
554
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,640
行, 我把我畢生的廚藝全傳授給你
555
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,680
然後無條件滾
556
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,640
這麼好
557
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:15,880
你們輸了又怎麼辦
558
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,040
隨你便
559
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,200
師父, 你真的跟她們打賭呀
560
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,400
萬一輸了怎麼辦
561
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,240
經過你這張嘴, 好話也變壞話
562
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,440
這個世界, 有一種叫卑鄙手段
563
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,640
如果她們真的一團和氣不吵架
564
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,160
我就搞得她們吵架為止
565
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,120
怎麼搞
566
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,600
簡單來說, 構成一個人的行為
567
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,680
可以分為心理和生理兩大因素
568
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,120
要影響一個人的心理
569
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,480
就要不斷向當事人挑撥離間
570
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,600
這種手段我用過, 是行不通
571
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,600
幸好, 我還有絕招
572
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,320
就是影響她們的生理
573
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:01,760
怎麼影響
574
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,560
那得全靠它了
575
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,520
炸豬排
576
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,160
不錯
577
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,600
如果一個人吃太多煎炸食物
或辛辣東西
578
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:16,120
他的脾氣就會變得很暴躁
579
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:22,880
難怪你肯自動獻身替肥姨做午飯了
原來另有目的
580
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,920
難怪今天的菜全部都是一些
煎煎炸炸這麼上火的東西, 師父
581
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,840
這次要全豁出去了
582
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,640
來, 吃飯…
583
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:39,040
田師傅你實在太好了, 替我做午飯
584
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:43,880
別客氣, 大家自己人嘛, 別客氣了
來…請用…別客氣
585
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,720
來…
586
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,080
我吃不了我沒胃口
587
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,040
為甚麼
588
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,280
沒胃口
失戀啦
589
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,560
從上個星期到現在都這樣
590
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,480
失戀是小事
591
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,480
人總要吃東西, 趕快過來吃, 來…
592
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:56,880
就是說
593
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,240
大雄, 豬排好香, 過來嘗嘗
594
00:33:59,400 --> 00:33:59,800
來…
595
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:00,800
津津
596
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,160
真受不了他
597
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,080
我留一塊給我女兒
598
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:06,800
又去看聾婆了
599
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:12,520
怎麼會有這種人？對人家的媽媽
比對自己的媽媽還要好, 真是的
600
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,160
你不用出這餿主意來離間我們
沒用的
601
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,080
我怎麼會離間你們呢？來…吃一塊
602
00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:21,040
來…
謝謝
603
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,120
再留一塊, 來…
604
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,520
來…
605
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,400
放點辣椒油, 我做的
606
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,560
好東西, 你能吃辣的
好…能吃…
607
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,480
吃辣的就行了, 能吃辣就…來…
608
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:34,400
津津
609
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:35,800
來, 再來
610
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,080
是津津嗎
611
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:41,600
肥姨
612
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,320
台灣長途電話找蘇蘇的
613
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,640
一定是蘇蘇的男朋友打來的
614
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:46,760
是呀…
我來跟他說
615
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,240
催婚的…
動作快點
616
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,480
浩佳呀
617
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,160
我是誰
618
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,240
傻孩子, 我是你未來的岳母
619
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:02,360
甚麼？你跟蘇蘇分開很久了
620
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,560
你還結了婚
621
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,000
找死呀你, 你怎麼能這樣對我女兒
622
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:10,680
不是吧
623
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,240
是就慘了
624
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,800
愛人結婚了, 新娘不是我
625
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:20,440
這種心情, 只有我最瞭解最清楚了
626
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:24,000
眼淚在心裡流
627
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,280
那昨天那封信…
628
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,000
蘇蘇會不會秀逗了
629
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:28,960
你別胡說了你
630
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,440
我告訴你, 我受不了刺激的
631
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,160
你放心, 當女人有了另一個目標呢
632
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,160
就會忘記以前不愉快的事
633
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:37,880
是不是真的
634
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:39,880
相信我
635
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,600
媽媽, 可以走了
636
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,120
怎麼穿成這樣
637
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,800
是呀, 平時也是這樣的
638
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,120
不要每天都穿這種衣服
639
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,920
女兒, 穿這套, 來
640
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,840
媽媽, 吊帶的
641
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,320
露出這麼多肉
642
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:04,480
今年流行
643
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,760
又不是去喝喜酒不用了
644
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:11,280
真是個傻丫頭
一定要去喝喜酒才打扮嗎
645
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,920
這不叫打扮呀, 這個叫土
646
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:20,120
我知道
647
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,160
你現在長大了嘛
648
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,840
不願意聽媽媽的話了
649
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:27,480
媽媽, 我哪有不聽話
650
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:29,680
你知道嗎
651
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,360
我昨天買這套衣服的時候
652
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:37,880
那個老怪物田味吉笑我
土氣、沒品味、鄉巴婦人
653
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:41,880
他還說, 如果你女兒肯穿
說甚麼都行
654
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:45,160
果然是這樣, 你真的不肯穿
竟然跟我唱對台
655
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,400
女兒, 這樣我們跟他打的賭
很容易輸的
656
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:55,160
女兒, 媽媽知道你很乖
657
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,360
你很孝順, 對不對？穿吧
658
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,600
媽媽, 可是…
659
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:03,720
行了, 不用說了
660
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,080
媽媽知道媽媽越來越土氣
661
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,000
我的女兒就越來越有品味
662
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:15,120
所以媽媽買的衣服
她也不願意穿了
663
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,360
媽媽, 不要這樣…
664
00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:21,560
不是呀, 這衣服不土氣, 很好看
665
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:26,640
但是穿這麼漂亮去上班呢
不是太好, 不要穿太漂亮嘛對不對
666
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,720
不怕…穿上班也沒關係, 穿吧
667
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,400
那…
換上吧
668
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,160
你喜歡我穿我就穿吧
669
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:34,680
真乖
670
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,800
我們母女倆不會不和
671
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,400
不會給那個老怪物看扁的
672
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:39,640
對, 一定要贏他
673
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,440
我去換衣服
674
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:50,000
我們回來了
675
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,240
回來了
676
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,920
碎花裙
像隻孔雀
677
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,640
嘩甚麼嘩？沒有看過我這麼漂亮嗎
678
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:04,080
哈囉, 蘇蘇…
679
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,000
女兒…你去看看, 看你喜歡哪個
680
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,280
看看清楚喜歡誰, 就拋個繡球
681
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,200
不對, 拋個麵包就行了
682
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,160
給我…
683
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,200
是誰出的餿主意
684
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,600
不是我們…
685
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:23,840
媽媽
686
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,440
你今天讓我穿這條裙子來上班
就是為了這個
687
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,320
因為我知道聾婆的兒子已經結婚了
所以…
688
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,640
哪有嘛, 我們不知道多好
689
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:38,760
還說好？他親自打電話來告訴我
他已經娶了老婆了
690
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,320
女兒, 你不是瘋了吧
691
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,000
媽媽真的很擔心你呀
692
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,560
不過, 不用怕
693
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,560
我給你找了這麼多男生, 去挑一個
694
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:53,640
挑一個比他更好的, 挑吧
蘇蘇, 我…
695
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:54,800
媽媽
696
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,640
不要這麼強了, 跟人家打個招呼
697
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:58,840
哈囉
698
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,360
哈囉, 蘇蘇
699
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:05,320
你們聽著, 我最喜歡…
700
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:06,520
打架
701
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,120
抽煙、喝酒、看色情電影
702
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,000
你們誰受得了我呢就留下來
703
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,400
不…我受不了這種女孩子
我先走了…
704
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,560
我喜歡
705
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,760
也就是說我找到個伴了
706
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,680
你貴姓呀
707
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:21,640
叫我雄哥就行了
708
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,200
雄哥
是…
709
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,120
雄哥是嗎
710
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,120
難得你肯吃虧, 我呀
711
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,560
我還有狐臭、長癬和香港腳
712
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,040
你願意接受我是嗎？真是謝謝你
你接受我是不是
713
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,840
這狐臭我還能接受, 這癬我受不了
714
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,840
不好意思, 我約了朋友, 我先走了
715
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:39,920
拜拜
716
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,160
女兒, 你這甚麼意思
717
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,000
媽媽昨天晚一個晚上沒睡
718
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,680
不斷到處打電話給我的朋友
才能找到這麼多的男生
719
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,840
現在全被你嚇跑了, 你高興了
720
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,920
你又是甚麼意思
你把我的事全抖出來了
721
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,640
你不要這麼土了好不好, 媽媽
722
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,960
你說我土？我也是為你好呀
723
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,320
為我好…
724
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,480
為我好你就不要幹這種無聊的事
行不行
725
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:06,760
爸爸走了之後這裡的事都要我處理
我已經夠煩了, 你又不知道你自己
726
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:08,920
只知道吃, 又不幹活
727
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,040
你知不知道你給我添了很多麻煩
728
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,520
對, 我知道我很煩
729
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:16,840
難怪你對聾婆那麼好
730
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:20,440
我問你, 你有沒有熬過湯餵我喝
731
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:24,800
你蠻不講理呀你
732
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:28,680
不要吵了…
733
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,520
師父, 你怎麼忘了
734
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,800
我們再煽動一下就SURE WIN了
735
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,800
對呀, 但可是…
736
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,160
你不要老是針對我好不好
737
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,560
你算是讓讓我這個媽媽行不行
738
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,560
每次吵架, 哪次不是我讓你呀
739
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,520
讓…每次都是我讓你
740
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,000
那你這次讓不讓
741
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:54,120
我知道, 你嫌我礙手礙腳
嫌我連累你嘛
742
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:55,880
好, 我走
743
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:00,720
我走了
744
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:07,800
我走
745
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,720
肥姨…
746
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,280
蘇蘇…
747
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:13,760
師父, 好激烈
748
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,480
你有沒有人性, 激烈？玩出火了
749
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:30,400
怎麼看不見了
750
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,120
難道瞎了
751
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,880
你的眼鏡在這裡
752
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,120
當然看不見了
謝謝…謝謝你
753
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,680
老公
754
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:49,800
老公…
755
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,680
請你替我追我前面的那輛小巴
756
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,440
我是開計程車的, 不是拍電影的
757
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,240
每個人上車都說要追車
758
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,880
那你現在追不追？不追我告你拒載
759
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,000
老公
760
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:27,480
老公…
761
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:31,440
旺才坐下
762
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:32,960
坐下
763
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,080
太太有沒有嚇著你
764
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:36,240
一點點
765
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,240
牠走過來了
766
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,640
你不是住這兒的吧？你找誰呀
767
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:41,560
我找老公
768
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,480
你找老公？他在祠堂裡
他女兒今天下聘
769
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,400
他有個女兒？今天還下聘
770
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,480
是呀, 你到底是誰呀
771
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,040
我是他老婆
772
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:56,720
不會吧
773
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,640
我幹嘛要騙你呢？大嬸
麻煩你帶我去找他好不好
774
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,360
好, 他就在前面
775
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:09,040
老公呢
776
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,160
老公