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爸爸
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師兄
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爸爸
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媽媽
師兄
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你們倆怎麼回事？
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你們沒事吧
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她用香蕉扔我
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你用香蕉皮陷害我
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我說句公道話
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踩香蕉皮的那個
肯定比被香蕉扔的那個慘
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是呀…
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還有…
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基本上給人踩香蕉的那個呢
就一定比較陰險
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是呀…
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陰險
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你陰險
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所以呢, 爽爽
這個會合我判你輸
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是你不對
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你不對
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師兄
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好, 這次算是我不對
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是你不對嘛
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你們看…她的嘴臉
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各位, 我想告訴大家
一個巴掌是拍不響的
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所以一直以來是不是都是我的錯呢
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不一定吧
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聽我說
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我也明白一個巴掌拍不響的道理
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所以這次歸根結底都是社會的錯
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你們倆都沒有錯, OK了…
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其實全部都是你的錯
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我一出場就已經是一個
美麗又本事的廚后
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也是一個嬌俏可人的小師妹
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尤其是後者
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因為我和師兄的關係
所以師兄對我特別的愛護
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就因為如此
所以就引來了一些人的忌妒
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我忌妒
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我幹甚麼要忌妒你
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我忌妒奶油妹青春可人
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也不忌妒你呀
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我忌妒菠菜蓮
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沒錯
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除了我, 你還忌妒菠菜蓮
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我沒有
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你有
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沒有…
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你有
沒有
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因為你已經愛上了我師兄田味吉
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你不許胡說八道
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我沒有胡說, 我再說一遍
你是愛上了我師兄
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你胡說甚麼呀
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我沒胡說
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就算我女兒是呀
也輪不到你說呀
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可不是, 這是人家的隱私
揭穿了好糗的
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就算是也是好事
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田師傅這個人是不錯
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是呀
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怎麼沒人揭穿你愛我
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過兩天就知道了
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別吵
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你們聽著
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以後有她沒有我
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我和師兄是形影不離的
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那你以後看不到我
就看不見我師兄了
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你知不知道甚麼叫適可而止
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我發誓
以後只要他們倆在美味園
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我就永遠都不回來
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滾開
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蘇蘇…
女兒…
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爽爽
怎麼你這個人說話這麼沒分寸
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口無遮攔, 胡說八道
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淨胡說
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去看看女兒
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胡說八道
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蘇蘇
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開車
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蘇蘇
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開車
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你沒事吧
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沒事
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說出來聽聽
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不說
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隨你便吧
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話又說回來了
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是嗎
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不會吧
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你說他是不是很可惡
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那照你這麼說
那為甚麼爽爽老是針對你呢
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我怎麼知道, 我漂亮吧
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我知道了
兩個女人弄得水火不容
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沒別的, 一定是為了男人
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我真的沒有喜歡那個老怪物
我沒有
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是呀, 都怪那個老怪物
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真可惡
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恨死他…
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津津, 你在耍我
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對不起
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那我有甚麼可以幫你呢
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我現在不回美味園了
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有沒有工作可以介紹給我
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那你來當記者吧
反正老總說要請人
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好啊
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那走吧
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等等
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這裡是不是尖沙嘴
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是呀, 來, 上樓再聊, 來
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原來我們已經到尖沙嘴了
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是呀
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那我們豈不是聊了很久
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加上塞了半個鐘頭車
已經聊了一個半鐘頭了
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你走東隧西隧還是舊隧道
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香港海底隧道
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走吧
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我現在像一個瘋子似的
怎麼去見老總
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放心吧, 我後車箱裡有一套衣服
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下車吧, 瘋子
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你真好, 津津
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跑第幾場了
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別吵了, 第四場快開跑了
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第四場, 我有必贏的消息
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一拖七八, 千真萬確
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我要有錢, 我就全部都買這場了
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一拖七八, 一拖七
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馬主的消息
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可惜我又不會賭錢
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信你
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一七八…
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怎麼樣, 是不是贏大錢
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甚麼一七八, 二六九
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一匹也沒中, 一七八
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輸了呀
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不要緊
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下一場, 還有消息呢
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你有消息, 我沒錢了嘛
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你叫我全部買這場的嘛
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都輸了, 實在太好了
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財散人安樂呀
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請問你
現在還有沒有心情想想女兒的事
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我們已經找她一整天了
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她那麼大的人
自己會回來的
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我以為家裡有個男人
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我們母女倆的日子
會過得好一點
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哪知道你這個沒良心的
一點舊情也不念
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我不是不念舊情, 我失憶了嘛
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你現在失憶了不起
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我不是這個意思
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但是你害我輸錢
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媽媽
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女兒回來了
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女兒…
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你回來了
媽媽
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嚇死我了, 你去哪兒了
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不用怕, 我只說不回美味園
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又沒有說不回家
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傻丫頭, 說過就算了
沒人記得住的
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來, 媽媽煮了你最愛喝的甜湯
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來
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還真是蠻甜的
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你有沒有搞錯
爸爸
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你不等我們一起喝
你自己先喝
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你怎麼這麼自私
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爸爸、媽媽
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我找到工作了
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你能做甚麼呀
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不是…我不是這個意思
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不過你從小就說過
你要立志繼承父業的
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是呀
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是呀, 那爸爸剛才在做甚麼呢
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我剛才在賭馬
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所以呢我不想
像爸爸一樣無所事事
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媽媽, 我現在在津津
的那家雜誌社當記者
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很有前途的
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你別中了那個小人的計
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你怎麼能把自己喜歡的人
拱手相讓呢
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你不要再說了
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爸爸, 你輸光了沒有？
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輸光了
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我給你錢供你賭
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跑到第幾場了
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對呀, 情場失意呢就賭
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女兒
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你這個人
你說話動動大腦行不行
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是呀, 她說給我錢嘛
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哪壺不開你提哪壺
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女兒
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別說了, 快吃吧
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都吃了, 吃到我說停為止
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這麼大一鍋
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吃呀
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你吃吧
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我在吃
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一起吃
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津津, 你慘了
你又得罪哪家餐廳了
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你看看
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不用怕
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找上門來了
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是你呀
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找東西呀
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嚇死我了
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我是來找蘇蘇的
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蘇蘇, 不在這兒
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那知不知道她去哪兒
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她…你等一下
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你看
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現在的老師真是的
為人師表非禮學生
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那麼下流的人, 我也採訪過不少
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如果女生去採訪可就吃虧了
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蘇蘇她今天去了這個學校作專訪
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去學校作專訪
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不錯
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我是不是馬上可以上課
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是呀, 舞蹈班剛剛開始
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你一直往裡走就行了
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謝謝
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來報名呀, 先生
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不是, 我想進去找個人
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找人
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一樣, 填表交報名費就行了
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找人也要填表交報名費
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靠得這麼近, 還不便宜色狼
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慘了, 蘇蘇沒有經驗
一定會吃虧的
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好棒
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還是不是人
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正義的我沒辦法不站出來了
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PLEASE
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你幹甚麼…
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小姐過來, 不用怕
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你這個卑鄙無恥下流的
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你想說我是臭流氓是不是
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你想得美, 你幾歲了還想當流氓
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你這個卑鄙無恥下流的
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的甚麼
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老色狼
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他剛才非禮你, 你不覺得嗎
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沒…
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她是我的女朋友, 甚麼色狼
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女朋友
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修修, 我不是跟你說過嗎
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你我之間只是舞蹈的舞伴嘛
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先生
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怎麼, 這位小姐
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跳舞呢是一種身體語言
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舞蹈最高的境界呢
就是用身體來傳達感情
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你不明白的話就交學費, 我教你
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00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:09,200
即時教授也行, 你走開
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不用了
來…
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好呀…
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你是誰呀
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你在這兒幹甚麼
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蘇蘇
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你們認識的
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不好意思, 我呢是個記者
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記者
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你們準是想冤枉
我舞王修是色狼是不是
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卑鄙的記者, 你走
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不是呀…
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我不認識他
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你不認識我…
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你不認識他
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那你為甚麼要偷拍我們
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我不是偷拍你們
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我只不過呢是想報導
你們比賽前練習的情況
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那豈不是更過份
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這是秘密嘛, 修修
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是嗎
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是呀
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不算過份
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她冤枉我是色狼, 那才過份
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不是的
她害得我們拿不到冠軍才過份呢
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不算過份了, 動動腦子
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甚麼, 你說我沒頭腦
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不是, 我
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你怎麼能夠這樣
在人家面前說我沒頭腦
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我不是這個意思
你為甚麼老是這麼說我呢
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你真是失禮我
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走吧…
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你剛才有沒有拍到我
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當然有了
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不是吧, 連我也拍
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蘇蘇
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你走這麼快幹甚麼, 你等等我
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膠卷被人拆出來, 你開心了
283
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,480
第一天上班就惹禍, 炒魷魚
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那我也不想, 對不起
285
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,520
這種工作根本不適合你做
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你回美味園吧
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我跟你說話呢
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00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:04,520
我怎麼說也是你師傅
是不是不聽話
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你不用再勸我了
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00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,800
你忘了你當初是怎麼
求我收你為徒弟
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你說你要好好的學廚藝
找廚神報仇
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你說過的話這麼不負責任
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我現在不想負責任嗎
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那現在怎麼辦, 怎麼交差
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是呀, 你說怎麼交差
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好, 你跟我來
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去哪兒
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走不走
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蘇蘇, 這麼急著找我幹甚麼
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你…
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你怎麼會在這？
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是你呀
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別理他…來…
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甚麼事
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舞蹈學校的那個專訪, 我失敗了
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不會吧
你上班的第一個專訪就失敗了
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是不是還有一宗
為人師表非禮學生的案子
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是呀…
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我想做這個來補償
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為求逼真呢
我想拍一輯模擬照片
311
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拍模擬照片
不過你要幫我
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來
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我跟他
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來呀, 幫幫忙
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就這麼一次
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看在你的份上, 就一次
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OK
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津津
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其實一場朋友
我呢真的不好意思
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00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:29,520
不過看你肯幫蘇蘇呢
那我就做一次吧
321
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,560
我就準備好了
322
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,480
快點兒換校服吧, 我準備
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聽說是你去換校服, 我非禮你
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不是吧
325
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:46,000
你不知道女教師也會非禮學生的嗎
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不知道
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那就做給你看, 換衣服
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去吧
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00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,880
這條裙子這麼窄
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像不像
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看看
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像極了…
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好, 下一個
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出來
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00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,880
轉過來看看
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00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,680
叫你刮鬍子也不刮
337
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,880
先講明, 用格子遮臉
338
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,200
不然翻臉的
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00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:30,800
遮就遮
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你準備好了沒有, 我來了
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到底行不行
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00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,440
我真沒見過這麼畫格子的
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是你自己說要用格子遮面的
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現在沒投訴了吧
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開始
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THIS IS A CAR
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好, 別動…
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A CAR
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THIS IS A SOAP
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不行…你要無知…一點
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好, 別動
352
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:03,920
別動…
353
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,680
再低一點兒…
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00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,080
還不夠
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00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,960
一二三, 用力
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00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,160
好疼
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00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:13,960
OK, CUT
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00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,360
快點兒
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00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,640
拍完了
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00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,640
卸裝
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00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,000
謝謝你
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00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:25,280
那你要答應回美味園
363
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,600
你有沒有聽過我答應回美味園
364
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,120
沒有
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00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,000
沒這種事
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00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:31,960
走吧, 津津
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00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,880
拜拜
謝謝
368
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,600
沒事吧, 師父
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00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,320
沒事呀
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00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,080
準備晚市吧, 在這兒站著幹甚麼
371
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,240
老婆
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00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,440
看他這個樣子
準被我們女兒臭罵了一頓
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00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,200
還是別惹他了
374
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,240
別惹他了
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00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,880
師兄, 你終於回來了
376
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,160
我還以為又要我來撐場面呢
377
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,520
多謝你了
378
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:00,520
不必客氣
379
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,920
怎麼, 哄不了蘇蘇
380
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,360
那就讓他在外邊冷靜一下了
381
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,800
也許讓她在外邊闖一闖
對她來說是一件好事
382
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,520
閉上你的嘴行不行
383
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:13,880
怎麼了嘛
384
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,760
有戲看
385
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,800
不是我把她逼走的
386
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,240
她跟你發脾氣, 你拿我來出氣
387
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,760
有沒有搞錯
388
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,280
不是搞錯, 是你攪和
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00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,200
你想想
390
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,840
你沒來之前, 天下太平, 國泰民安
391
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,520
個個豐衣足食
392
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,920
但是你來了之後
就弄得一塌糊塗
393
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,360
甚麼一塌糊塗
394
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,000
你弄得我…
395
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:44,080
不是, 你弄得肥姨和蘇蘇
每天骨肉分離十幾個鐘頭
396
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,280
你好意思嗎, 你安心嗎
397
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,440
我在這兒不是沒有功勞的
398
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,760
我在這兒做過一天大廚的
399
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,480
還有呀, 我有名氣, 我是廚后
400
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:59,120
我就算站在這裡
也是給這裡帶來了不少生意
401
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,000
你居然這麼說我
402
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,600
我還想打你呢
403
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:06,160
正經事不去做
整天就會惹是生非
404
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:07,840
甚麼廚后這麼了不起呀
405
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,800
有甚麼了不起, 你告訴我
406
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,360
田味吉, 你好樣的
407
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,080
你明天就知道我有多了不起
408
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,640
廚后來了…
409
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,760
田味吉
410
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,400
廚后小姐, 請坐
411
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:49,640
不必了
412
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,760
不要再浪費大家的時間了
413
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:57,280
我現在正式宣佈
我要挑戰美味園的大廚
414
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,160
田味吉
415
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,840
各位, 我也正式向大家宣佈
416
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,040
我不會接受廚后的挑戰
417
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,760
為甚麼
418
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,920
田師傅, 你能不能說出理由呢
419
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:14,600
是呀
420
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,480
我的理由就是沒理由
421
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,760
你撒謊
422
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,040
兩個字, 怕輸
423
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:23,960
怕輸
424
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,680
你有自知之明是好事
425
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,160
但是我要當著所有的人的面贏你
426
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,080
你一定要跟我鬥
427
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,280
你真是神經病
428
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,720
你說跟我鬥我就跟你鬥
那多沒面子
429
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,840
是呀…同門相殘不太好吧
430
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,160
是呀
431
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,400
甚麼, 說吧
432
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,560
你再不答應我
我就告訴師父你欺負我
433
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,440
甚麼, 拿師父來唬我
434
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,280
那沒辦法了
435
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:50,360
我只好揭你的底
436
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,360
甚麼底呀…
437
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,240
田師傅
你是不是有甚麼不可告人的秘密
438
00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:55,160
說出來聽聽
439
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,320
好呀
440
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,160
沒那種事…
441
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,720
我師父絕對清白
442
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:00,800
是呀, 我是清白的
443
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,240
師父
她是不是知道你是廚神的秘密
444
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,200
不可能的
445
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,640
你不信我說的話是不是
446
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,360
各位我要
447
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,280
慢著
448
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,240
師父
449
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:18,480
各位, 既然有人想嚐嚐慘敗的滋味
450
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,400
我就盡管成全她吧
451
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,040
好呀
452
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,440
你肯跟我鬥就行了
453
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,520
各位別浪費大家的時間了
準備相機
454
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:29,800
我們握握手, 做個好朋友
455
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,400
看這邊
456
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,200
老公, 你要不是這樣
457
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,640
我說甚麼也要你和廚后比一比
拿個好彩頭
458
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,200
我也想呀, 不過…
459
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,080
給我點時間嘛
460
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,000
小丁, 你幫我想個辦法
我不想跟她玩了
461
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,440
收到
462
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,000
我已經在努力想了
463
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:22,720
卡
464
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,480
小丁, 趁她現在看不見我們
快點去擺平她
465
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,080
想好了, 師父, 兩句話
466
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:20,400
你呢走過去就說
本是同根生, 相煎何太急
467
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:24,080
我們怎麼能同門相殘呢, 師妹
468
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,080
這樣不就行了
469
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:29,960
不過你呢待會兒說的時候
要溫柔點, 哄哄她
470
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,880
這就行了
471
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,920
你別耍我
472
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,200
相信我吧, 師父
473
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:40,040
待會兒你順便問問她
她怎麼會知道你是廚神的秘密
474
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:45,680
師兄, 小的時候
我們是青梅竹馬, 兩小無猜
475
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,200
師妹, 不過我們現在都長大了
476
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,880
我希望我們可以
天生一對, 美眷一雙
477
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,240
原來師兄師妹可以這樣的
478
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,400
好浪漫
479
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,040
師妹
480
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,880
給我的
481
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,520
謝謝
482
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,400
我看你看電視看到這麼晚
483
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,720
特地泡杯蔘茶給你喝
給你去去火
484
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,400
謝謝師兄
485
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,280
這部電影的劇情發展下去好慘的
486
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,560
我連面紙都替你準備好了
487
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,120
你對我這麼好
488
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,960
我們是師兄妹嘛
489
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:30,040
我不對你好, 對誰好
490
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:37,800
師兄
491
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:38,920
師妹
492
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,160
其實我早就很喜歡你了
493
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,080
我希望能和你永遠在一起
494
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,360
師兄, 原來你
495
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:47,360
師妹
496
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,440
你知道我想說甚麼
497
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,480
師妹
498
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,120
師兄
499
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:52,840
師妹
500
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:53,800
師兄
501
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,880
那我就告訴你吧
502
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:02,800
其實我們是同門的師兄妹
又何必鬥來鬥去呢
503
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:08,240
其實以我們的關係
還有很多事可以做的
504
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,560
你說是不是
505
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,840
你對我這麼好
你說不鬥就不鬥
506
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,120
真的
507
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,520
那太好了
508
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,960
那我以後就是你的好師兄
509
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,000
你就像電影裡的好師妹
510
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,560
好壞呀, 這麼滑頭
511
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,760
不過我明白的
512
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,760
你明白我說甚麼
513
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,320
你怎麼知道我的秘密
514
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,760
是你嘛, 上廁所又不關門
515
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,280
所以我就看到你
屁股上長的那顆痣了
516
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,160
就是這個秘密
517
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,920
你還有其他秘密嗎
518
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,360
慘了…
519
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,800
師兄, 你說我們會不會
像他們那樣
520
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,720
甚麼我們他們
521
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,600
師兄愛師妹, 你說的
522
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:14,840
小丁
523
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,080
在, 師父
524
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,960
你怎麼會在這裡
525
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,880
我在這兒睡覺的嘛
526
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,280
是呀…小丁在這兒睡覺的
527
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,880
我們別耽誤他睡覺了
528
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,520
看這種電視教壞人的
你也別看了知不知道
529
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,120
師兄…
530
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,360
明天見
531
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,480
站住
532
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,240
你給我站住
533
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:38,480
你知不知道你好礙事
你好討厭
534
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,240
我也不想的, 未來師母
535
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,080
我告訴你呀
未來之後就快變真的了
536
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,600
我看你是不想睡覺了
537
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:49,560
給我錄電影, 不要廣告
538
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,840
廣告那麼重要, 怎麼可以不要
539
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,240
起床了, 喝早茶了
早呀
540
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,160
早
541
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,000
你的眼睛怎麼會這樣
542
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,280
我昨天晚上被人折磨得好慘
543
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,800
準是不聽話, 被田師傅打了
544
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,680
不是的…
我覺得你一定是得罪了爽爽
545
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,480
還是奶油妹聰明
546
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,880
你怎麼知道
547
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:15,680
當然了
548
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,400
只有得罪女人才會那麼慘的
549
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,840
所以你們兩個千萬不要得罪我
550
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,360
早呀, 各位
551
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,640
早
早呀, 蘇蘇
552
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,680
肥姨和老闆呢
553
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,680
他們去飲茶, 晚一點兒回來
554
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,240
你是不是回來幫忙
555
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,560
才不是, 我是來找奶油妹的
556
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,240
小丁, 你怎麼了, 兩眼發黑
557
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:35,800
正好
558
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,480
我這裡有一支眼膏
可以去黑眼圈的
559
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,600
本來這兩支都是給奶油妹的
560
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,160
現在你們兩個一人一支
561
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,360
謝謝
562
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,440
蘇蘇, 你對我真是好
563
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,520
你要是我師母就好了
564
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,960
你別胡說, 再胡說我就不給你
565
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:52,680
越說越生氣
566
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,600
我遲早要跟她翻臉的
567
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:58,240
是她把我害成這樣的
所以蘇蘇, 我支持你
568
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,200
我也是, 跟她鬥到底
569
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,080
有甚麼好鬥的
570
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:04,880
甚麼, 把田師傅搶回來
571
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:08,120
我才不要呢
那個老怪物又黑又難看
572
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,120
其實師父他也很…
573
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,480
別說他了
574
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:12,640
我去上班了
575
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:15,000
免得看見那個老怪物
今天又沒運氣
576
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:15,720
拜拜
577
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:16,600
拜拜
578
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:17,640
拜拜蘇蘇
579
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,640
看看
580
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,640
已經沒有黑眼圈了
幹嘛還閉著眼睛
581
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,280
一夜沒睡覺, 累死了
582
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:32,320
那倒是
583
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,920
我的黑眼圈真的沒了
584
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,920
是呀, 漂亮了
585
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,080
說起來蘇蘇可真不錯
586
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:42,240
好有甚麼用
蘇蘇的愛情那麼多波折
587
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,240
所以呢我真的希望蘇蘇做我的師母
588
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,680
那個排骨精還以為是我師母呢
589
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,400
作夢吧
590
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,360
你知道田師傅怎麼想的嗎
591
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,960
我知道我的師父只喜歡蘇蘇一個人
592
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:59,120
三角愛情, 外人怎麼會明白呢
593
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,640
所以我決定要搞破壞
594
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,120
有甚麼方法可以撮合師父和蘇蘇
595
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,000
又可以把那個女人踢走呢
596
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,200
看來你很認真
597
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:09,560
你幫不幫我
598
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,920
為了偉大的愛情, 我幫你
599
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,320
相見時難別亦難
600
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,240
田師傅和蘇蘇一見面
就吵個不停
601
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,560
沒句好話說
602
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,760
要把他們的感情表達出來
603
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,240
那就只有寫信了
604
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,760
寫情信
605
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,000
難忘記你的姿態動靜
606
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,800
略帶憂鬱的一雙眼睛
607
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,720
難忘記你的淺笑
608
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,320
像那春天, 像陽光照
609
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,840
和那別離的匆匆的背影
610
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:52,040
每天把臂漫步
611
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:56,240
夜裡星光一顆顆去數
612
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,840
難忘記你的淺笑
613
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,880
像那春天, 像陽光照
614
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:08,600
其實我還是深深的愛著你
615
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,600
等等, 這麼熟
616
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:11,680
歌詞嘛
617
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,520
別管了…抄下來再說吧
618
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,760
我唸得書少, 說還行寫字可不行
619
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,880
我也比你好不了多少
620
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:17,800
那就一起吧
621
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:18,320
好呀
622
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,960
你對那個師母還沒想到辦法
623
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,840
罵人的信太容易了
624
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,040
一招兒兩用可不行
625
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:23,800
行的
626
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,280
記住, 一定要用紅色的筆寫
627
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,040
為甚麼
628
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,520
紅色的筆寫的信是絕交信嘛
629
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,480
再加上紅色信封, 那就更絕
630
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,320
那不就行了
631
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,880
YEAH
632
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,040
這封信給爽爽的
633
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,440
這封信給蘇蘇的
634
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,520
爽爽, 蘇蘇
635
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,520
大雄哥, 來找津津？
636
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,120
各位, 大家好
637
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,880
今天怎麼沒有帶蛋糕來
638
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,760
是呀, 我今天忘了買了
639
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,120
我改天補上
640
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,200
好了
641
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,280
津津妹妹
642
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,160
大雄, 你怎麼有空
643
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,120
我除了想見見你之外
還想找蘇蘇
644
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:05,240
蘇蘇和老總在談話, 你先等等
645
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:06,440
好呀
646
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,040
朱麗葉
647
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,760
半天不見, 你想不想我
648
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:15,280
想呀, 我好想你的照片
649
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,320
洗好了沒有
650
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,360
你既然選中了我做你的羅密歐
651
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,040
你叫我辦的事我當然都辦好了
652
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,480
THANK YOU
653
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:29,120
我對你這麼好
晚上怎麼報答我
654
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,200
你的嘴今天好臭
655
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:35,480
不要緊了, 我晚上等你
656
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,400
再說吧
657
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,280
蘇蘇, 大雄找你
658
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,320
蘇蘇
659
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:40,440
幹甚麼
我先走了
660
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,720
田師傅有封信交給你
661
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,320
我不跟你說了, 我先走了
662
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,360
莫名其妙的給我一封信幹甚麼
663
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:51,160
紅信封, 好浪漫
664
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,040
有件事我想問你
665
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,920
問甚麼
666
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,240
你有甚麼理想
667
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:05,880
你對你將來的前途
你的工作以及你的婚姻狀況
668
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,440
你太太子女以及種種問題
一點也不擔心
669
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,160
一點兒也不考慮嗎
670
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:15,440
那你就不要追我心愛的津津妹妹
671
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,560
你以後別煩她了, OK
672
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,600
好…
673
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,160
我只是小學畢業
674
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:22,960
我知道
675
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,240
你別騙我
676
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,000
不然的話
677
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:29,320
看見沒有, 肌肉…
678
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:30,840
就這樣了
679
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,960
三八, 我×Ｏ你不害羞
680
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,080
你好×交叉死心不自量
681
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,320
我Ｏ你×, Ｏ交叉不照鏡
682
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,840
就這樣, 田味吉
683
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,360
扔了它…
684
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,720
爽爽這麼晚還沒回來
685
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,400
我可以靜靜的打坐
686
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,400
我今天終於可以進房睡了
687
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,920
我看她今天晚上不會回來了
688
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,320
爽爽為甚麼不回來
689
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,960
總之今天就是我報答
師父你最好機會
690
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,720
不過你不要誇我呀
691
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,680
你把爽爽殺了
692
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,440
師父, 我們甚麼事都動腦子的嘛
693
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,520
不過你別誇我
694
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,560
這麼好, 慶祝一下吧
695
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,120
慶祝完了再打坐, 來…
696
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:27,360
沒問題
697
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,480
師兄, 還沒睡呀
698
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,720
還沒…
699
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,920
吃宵夜
700
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,400
宵夜, 好
701
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,080
怎麼今天心情那麼好, 未來師母
702
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,120
小孩子知道甚麼
703
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,800
你最近太胖了, 宵夜不要吃
704
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,480
我睡覺了
705
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,400
睡覺前跑兩個圈對身體好
706
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:53,400
那我換雙球鞋
707
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,760
換甚麼, 馬上去
708
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,480
師兄
709
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,560
你真是多鬼點子
710
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000
又有心思
711
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,600
甚麼鬼點子
712
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,520
你練練字
713
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:17,160
如果你的字再好看一點
別那麼多錯字
714
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,160
這封情書會甜死我的
715
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:21,680
情書
716
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,520
你是不是經常這樣哄女生的
717
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:28,800
吃吧
718
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:31,560
吃吧
719
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:36,040
你吃東西的樣子好性感
720
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,920
師兄
721
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,080
對不起, 師兄
722
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,360
遲到了一會
723
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,080
遲到兩個鐘頭, 還說一會兒
724
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,680
我為了見師兄你精心打扮嘛
725
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:57,760
因為我知道如果師兄你看到一個
明艷照人, 活潑開朗的小師妹
726
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,200
一定會很開心
727
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,640
你約我到這麼有情調
的地方來幹甚麼
728
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:13,800
其實我今天約你出來
是想跟你說清楚
729
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,520
我和你之間的關係
730
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,400
我已經很清楚了
731
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:20,880
你讓我說
732
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,240
你要說就說吧
733
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,240
反正我也愛聽
734
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,320
那我就說了
735
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,400
我…
736
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,400
我知道
737
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:29,960
你…
738
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,080
我明白
739
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:31,920
但是我…
740
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:32,920
我知道…
741
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:33,720
不過你…
742
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,040
我明白…
743
00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:42,600
今天的天氣真是好
744
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,480
你站那麼高幹甚麼
745
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,600
救命呀
746
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:11,960
快拍
747
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,160
師父, 我真是對不起你
748
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,720
原來大雄都搞錯了
749
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:29,840
一句對不起
我的幸福就毀在你們的手上了
750
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,440
師父
751
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,440
我不想再看見你, 你走
752
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,520
師父
753
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:37,560
你走
754
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:38,760
師父
755
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:40,560
不用你走了
756
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:42,320
把我的褲子都弄縐了, 走開
757
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:43,600
擋著我看電視
758
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:44,840
謝謝師父…
759
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,680
廚后小姐, 你今天特地趕來
760
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,160
是不是有很重要的事情
要向廣大觀眾宣佈
761
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,760
各位, 我現在正式宣佈
762
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:59,520
我決定取消和美味園大廚
田味吉的比賽
763
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:04,080
早知道快點跟你比賽
那初吻就不用給你了
764
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,080
那你能不能解釋一下
為甚麼要取消這次比賽呢
765
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,040
只是私人理由, 我不想多說
766
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,480
是不是你和田師傅的感情
已經跨了一大步
767
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,680
所以你不想為這次比賽
而影響你們的感情
768
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,440
我對感情的事是很認真的
769
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,840
所以我希望大家給我一點保留
770
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:29,200
我不希望剛剛開的情花沒有結果
771
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,680
這麼說
那你們的感情已經開始了
772
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,040
你已經默認了
773
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,440
真命天子是不是田味吉
774
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,320
你們別逼我了
775
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,400
不過就算你這麼說
觀眾也覺得空口無憑
776
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,840
所以我們都市傳真
還有獨家資料
777
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:48,880
有圖為證
778
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,240
小丁, 我有不祥的預兆
779
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,320
這次不承認也不行了
780
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,240
你扶著我
781
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,400
好, 我們馬上開始看看
782
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:56,960
有名堂的
783
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,600
這個叫做浪漫沙灘激情之吻
784
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:16,360
師父, 喝口茶
785
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:18,600
師父
786
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,400
照片上的親熱程度可達到二級半
787
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,600
所以敬請家長
陪著你的子女一起收看
788
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,440
女兒, 你沒事吧
789
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:31,760
沒事
790
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,200
甚麼沒事, 一看就知道有事
791
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,640
女兒, 我們上樓休息吧
792
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,600
是呀, 也許你大聲哭出來
會舒服一點兒
793
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,200
女兒…
794
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:48,760
媽媽
795
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,280
幫我都收起來吧
796
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,880
我怕我控制不了我自己
797
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,480
還有呀, 這條麻繩你綁住我
798
00:39:57,720 --> 00:40:00,200
我怕我作夢會夢遊
799
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:02,400
做出甚麼事來我真的不知道
800
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,320
綁著我
801
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:04,760
女兒, 你別刺激過度了
802
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,440
來, 乖, 我陪你上樓休息吧
803
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:07,280
乖…
804
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:07,920
綁著我
805
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:08,640
收起來
806
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,080
乖, 睡醒了就沒事了
807
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,160
老公
808
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,840
蘇蘇沒事吧
809
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:31,000
沒事
810
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,200
不過你有事
811
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,920
看來你才像有事
812
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,360
那個田味吉呢也不能老靠他
813
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:44,160
女兒受了刺激, 沒那麼快康復
814
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,240
不錯
815
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,360
那個田味吉應該用鞭子抽他
816
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,720
所以美味園就指望你了
817
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:54,440
其實我已經很努力了
你再給我點時間
818
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,280
你加把勁行不行
819
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,880
所以我決定對你要加強特訓
820
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000
這條皮鞭是用來鞭策你的
821
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,360
二號要一客沙朗牛排五成熟
822
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,440
一客煎鴨胸配無花果汁
823
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,960
大雄, 怎麼樣
有沒有買六合彩
824
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,600
五號的燒羊腿好了沒有
825
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,120
好了…
826
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:26,680
媽媽
827
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,520
女兒, 不用上班
828
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:32,040
有兩篇稿想回家寫
但是忘了帶鑰匙
829
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,680
沒記性
830
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,200
謝謝媽媽
831
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,280
要不要拿點兒吃的回家
832
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,120
我不要吃那個人做的東西
833
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,000
我自己去買就行了, 不用管我了
834
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:47,880
我走了
835
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:48,760
拜拜
836
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,000
拜拜
837
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,120
師父, 你還不追
838
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:54,760
追呀
839
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,840
蘇蘇…
840
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,200
好狗不擋路
841
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:08,840
我想我們有點誤會
842
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:09,760
是嗎
843
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,360
算了, 就這樣吧
844
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,840
我和爽爽不是你想的那種
845
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,760
我怎麼想也不會影響你們
846
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,280
沒話說了吧, 就這樣吧
847
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:21,280
蘇蘇
848
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,280
你聽我說
你到底想幹甚麼
849
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:25,600
師兄
850
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:27,560
師兄
851
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:30,800
很久不見
852
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,320
對了, 我沒看到你
853
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,320
你應該看過電視見過我的
854
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:36,960
所以你不會忘記我的
855
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:41,480
師兄, 你瘦了
就一會兒不見嘛
856
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,720
你下班之後
我在家熬了湯等你
857
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:45,960
你少來了
858
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,800
不耽誤你們了
859
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,040
蘇蘇
860
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:51,160
師兄
861
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,600
拜拜
862
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:58,040
媽媽
863
00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,040
你去哪兒了
864
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,760
我去買水果
865
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,400
你明明知道我等你回來
鎖了門才能睡覺的嘛
866
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,160
你來真的
867
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,400
當然了
868
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,760
你又不是不知道你爸爸有多滑頭
869
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:12,640
你隨便吧
870
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,200
我先把水果拿進去
871
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:16,760
別跟他說話
872
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,120
切塊西瓜給我吃
873
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:23,400
爸爸
874
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,920
爸爸, 你沒事吧
875
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,720
沒…沒事
876
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,800
你買了沒有
877
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:33,600
買了…
878
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:35,960
吃不吃西瓜
879
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:38,760
不用切了
880
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,480
有西瓜汁, 我給你倒一杯
881
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,240
我就去倒給你
882
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,440
謝謝爸爸
883
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,680
爸爸, 我知道你現在很慘
884
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,240
從早到晚只睡三四個鐘頭
885
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,840
現在還弄得失眠
886
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,640
不過話又說回來
887
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,760
安眠藥這種東西
吃得多了沒好處的知不知道
888
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:08,800
我也不知道還能熬多久
889
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,320
爸爸, 你怎麼說這種話
890
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,760
我不是跟你說了嗎
別跟他說話