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爸爸

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爸爸, 你沒事吧

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沒…沒事

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你買了沒有

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買了…

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吃不吃西瓜

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不用切了, 我有西瓜汁<br/>我給你倒一杯

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我這就給你倒

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謝謝爸爸

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爸爸, 我知道你現在很慘

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從早忙到晚, 只睡三四個鐘頭

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現在還弄得失眠

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不過, 話又說回來了

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安眠藥這種東西<br/>吃得多了沒有好處的, 知不知道

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我也不知道能熬多久

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爸爸, 你怎麼說這種話

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我不是跟你說了, 別跟他說話嗎

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不是的, 媽媽, 爸爸他…

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你的菜做得怎麼樣了

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你進來做了半天了

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雞絲卷, 都做好了

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你嚐一嚐

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重做

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是…

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我告訴你, 你一點也沒進步

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你要再沒進步的話呢

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就長期關在廚房裡<br/>進行地獄式的訓練

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是

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西瓜切好了沒有

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爸爸早就榨好了, 給你喝的

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怎麼這麼大的籽呀

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是嗎

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是呀<br/>不過很甜

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你知不知道我為甚麼這麼對你

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我也是為你好呀

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我…我知道

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我睏了, 我上樓睡覺了

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你別耽誤爸爸做菜了<br/>跟我上樓睡覺吧

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晚安

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晚安

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終於可以吸口自由的空氣了

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怎麼好像老是差點甚麼似的

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難道是差這一點

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萬石

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你還回舞蹈學院來幹甚麼

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你已經和肥湯圓一家團聚

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你應該很開心

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為甚麼還要唉聲嘆氣的

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總之是一言難盡了

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萬石, 你瘦了很多

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你也瘦了

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你找到好舞伴了沒有

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還沒有

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對了, 怎麼你又跳舞了

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你不知道

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自從我的腳受了傷以後

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我就再也跳不出那麼美妙<br/>獨特的舞步

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為了這一點

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我偷偷的哭了幾天

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直到今天

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我走到你的學校以後

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我可以做出所有的動作

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我真是太開心了

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我發現原來我真真正正喜歡的是…

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是甚麼

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是舞蹈

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珍珍, 我還有沒有機會

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有

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一二三四五

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踏前共舞吧 舞出愛念

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熱情在擦亮冷漠長宵

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能讓人心慌意亂

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歌聲美妙從無厭倦

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是誰令我竟有點掛念

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在凝望你心裡像狂癲

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迷糊是一些歡樂片段

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令我更加迷戀

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霓裳幻舞 手牽手帶動舞姿翩翩

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心裡願隨風繾綣

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我望能見多你幾面

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盡忘掉昨日那不快事

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盡投入舞步快樂燃點

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如若能清楚人生奧妙

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最美的都在眼前

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媽媽, 別生氣了

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閉上嘴

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你別胳膊肘子往外拐不往裡呀

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我怎麼會呢

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我就一個爸爸一個媽媽

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沒有你們兩個任何一個也沒有我呀

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我不會偏幫誰的

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爸爸

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你…

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早

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早, 爸爸

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還沒吃早餐吧

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我煮給你們吃

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你昨天晚上上哪兒去了

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我充…充了電

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現在全身都是力量

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不再怕你的地獄式的訓練了

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謝謝, 很快就有的吃了

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除了你那股汗味之外

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還有香水味

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橙汁孖條

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對不起

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你跟蹤人家也得走遠一點

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你怎麼知道我在跟蹤人

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你穿成這樣誰不知道

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你幹甚麼

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湯…湯圓來了

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就算她真的來了<br/>我們光明正大跳舞有甚麼好怕的

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我…我不怕

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不過我的腿發…發軟

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秦萬石

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你給我站住

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冷靜點, 你別亂來<br/>走開

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勾引人家老公的賤女人

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你怎麼這麼說？這兒是我的地方<br/>我不歡迎你, 你給我走

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秦萬石, 你給我出來

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出來呀

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出…出來了

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跟我回家

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湯…湯圓, 我來這裡跳舞<br/>鬆弛一下神經

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你給我走

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你冷靜點

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你冷靜點<br/>你往哪兒跑

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看你往哪兒跑

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你幹甚麼？你冷靜點

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你…

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肥湯圓

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怎麼樣…

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爸爸

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爸爸, 你為甚麼哭

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人不傷心也就不流淚了

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媽媽, 爸爸他…

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你哭？我還沒哭呢, 你哭？

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我跟你說過了, 打我也沒關係<br/>就是別碰我的頭

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我也說了叫你別跑了

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你知道甚麼呀你

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我有甚麼不知道的

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總之你扯下我的頭髮就不對

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還當著那麼多人, 人家都看見了

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你知不知道我的感受

145
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我又不是光頭<br/>我怎麼知道光頭的感受

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媽媽<br/>你…你真是…

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你別扯開話題

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你要不是和那個女人藕斷絲連

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我會捉姦在床嗎

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我會扯下你的假髮<br/>露出你的光頭嗎

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我甚麼時候和她藕斷絲連<br/>你捉姦在床呀

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我是…我是正大光明

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是呀, 光明正大<br/>別吵了

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你光明正大的和她親熱對不對

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你, 不可理喻

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我以後再也不想看見你這個肥湯圓

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好呀, 你走了以後就別回來

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我走

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爸爸

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媽媽

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媽媽哭你都不管

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乖了…不哭了, 媽媽乖<br/>氣死我了

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那個該死的臭禿子<br/>又和那個女人在一起

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最長情的還是你

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還是你對我最好

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已經幾個鐘頭了

167
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蘇蘇都不來找我

168
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是呀, 人家還是跟媽最親嘛是不是

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看來我這次真是回不了頭了

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我這次沒有麵包給你吃<br/>你還跟著我

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你真是太好了

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不過我真沒用

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好了, 你上來玩吧

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看來我要參加職業再培訓計劃

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學一技傍身也好

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誠徵舞伴, 只限男性

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高大威猛, 英俊瀟灑

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豈不是在說我

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月薪必過五萬

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我終於有一技傍身

181
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不再被那個肥湯圓看扁了

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你先坐下

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你緊張呀

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第一次是緊張一點

185
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,760
我不是緊張, 我是想跳舞

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你想想, 有甚麼事能比…

187
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又能賺錢<br/>又是自己最喜歡的工作好呢

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MAY I?

189
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OF COURSE

190
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等等…你的手放在這裡

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你的手別放在這裡…放在這裡…

192
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,880
我怕癢嘛, 你怎麼老是放在這兒

193
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應該放在這兒, 怎麼亂來？你真是

194
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只跳舞呀, 不許摸？這甚麼地方

195
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識相點嘛

196
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老大, 要是別人還好

197
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可是她…她這個樣子, 我怎麼…

198
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:28,480
你是不是不幹呀

199
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快點

200
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你一把年紀還頑固不化

201
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看看你的尊容

202
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,240
不過我看你的舞姿還不錯

203
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晚上陪我

204
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,560
只要你乖乖的聽我話

205
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你要多少錢我都給你

206
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我是愛錢

207
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但是要不要淪落到這種地步

208
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萬石

209
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珍…

210
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你怎麼到這種地方來

211
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你是誰呀？這個是我的

212
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珍珍

213
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你知不知道<br/>這個是我前世就訂好的

214
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他今世是我老公, 你想怎麼樣

215
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萬石, 要不是我女朋友<br/>BITTY說你在這兒

216
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我真想不到你會來這種地方

217
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不是的, 我實在太喜歡跳舞了

218
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萬石, 你知不知道這種地方<br/>會跳爛腳的

219
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我說了那種地方跳舞會跳爛腳的

220
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現…現在真是好舒服

221
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,280
我這瓶藥水蠻不錯的

222
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珍珍, 我真不知道該怎麼感激你

223
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我們大家都是成年人了

224
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再見…

225
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也是朋友

226
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來, 擦擦腳

227
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好

228
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來…幫我把水倒了

229
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甚麼, 讓我給他倒洗腳水

230
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對不起, 修修<br/>我不知道是你, 我叫…

231
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,280
誰…幫我把水倒了, 謝謝

232
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,840
謝謝…

233
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,400
嗨, 修哥

234
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,000
你又來幹甚麼

235
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:18,880
坐…坐呀

236
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:21,200
坐夠了是不是？不送了

237
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,360
修修, 萬石是我的朋友

238
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,200
你怎麼能夠這麼對人家呢

239
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,960
我這麼對他, 完全是出於忌妒

240
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,680
我們之間不能有第三者的

241
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,600
我跟你說過了<br/>你只是我暫時的舞伴

242
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,200
我們之間沒別的

243
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,760
我以為他走了以後<br/>我們就會更進一步了

244
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,680
想不到…我不甘心

245
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,320
修修, 我跟他也沒甚麼的

246
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,760
不是的, 珍珍

247
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,000
如果是因為我才弄成這樣

248
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,880
我真的不好意思, 我還是走吧

249
00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,320
不許走

250
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:04,280
萬石, 外面風大雨大, 你能去哪兒

251
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:05,760
我最怕風雨了

252
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:10,040
你這一招以退為進, 高招

253
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:12,360
修修

254
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,720
你是不是一定要讓他留下來

255
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000
是

256
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,400
你把他留在這裡幹甚麼

257
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,280
話不能這麼說

258
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,680
我以前呢也是這裡的助教

259
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,320
是呀<br/>助教？你夠資格嗎

260
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:31,320
你看

261
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:34,680
我看我還是走吧

262
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,600
你也知道我的腳現在這樣

263
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:37,680
怎麼跟他鬥呢

264
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,360
你們別吵了

265
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,560
我最討厭乘人之危了

266
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,520
我決定讓萬石留在這兒

267
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,360
修修, 人家現在無家可歸

268
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,240
你同情一下人家行不行

269
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,240
萬石他真的很熱愛舞蹈的

270
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,680
假以時日, 他一定有成就的

271
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,240
我不想埋沒他

272
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,360
為了你, 我接受他吧

273
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,360
萬石

274
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,240
修修, 大家握握手, 做個好朋友

275
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,560
奶油妹, 吃飯

276
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,640
哪有胃口吃飯？你也知道老闆他…

277
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,680
肥姨, 你先坐

278
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,240
不要緊, 你坐吧, 我坐那邊

279
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:32,920
謝謝

280
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:36,680
哈囉

281
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:37,440
吃飯

282
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:38,640
時間正好

283
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,720
我要坐在師兄旁邊

284
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:42,320
我讓給你

285
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:43,760
謝謝大雄

286
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,520
學學人家, 機靈一點

287
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,080
吃飯了…

288
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,000
你們幹甚麼

289
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,040
不錯

290
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,760
這個世界上不是說沒有誰就活不成

291
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,800
如果不吃東西呢就會餓死

292
00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,080
吃吧

293
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:00,440
對, 吃飯…

294
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:01,760
我知道你們在說誰了

295
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,920
不過我知道有人不愛聽<br/>所以我不說了

296
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,040
不好意思…你先用吧

297
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:08,840
你先用

298
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:09,840
好

299
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,200
大雄

300
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,440
這杯水是我的

301
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:14,440
對不起, 肥姨

302
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,400
你先拿…

303
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:20,320
你先拿吧

304
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,200
不好意思

305
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,200
不好意思

306
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,240
有沒有搞錯

307
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,800
我想打個噴嚏, 你都搶在我前面

308
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:34,920
甚麼

309
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,720
小事…

310
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,480
算了…來, 吃飯吧

311
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,760
師兄說算了也就算了吧

312
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,920
我明白肥姨你的心情不好<br/>我不會怪你的

313
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,720
其實老公離家出走每天新聞都有啦

314
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,640
看開一點, 沒甚麼了不起

315
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,480
這裡任何人都有資格說這句話

316
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:53,400
只有你

317
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,440
你有甚麼資格跟我說這句話

318
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,200
你對我有偏見

319
00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,680
我的女兒, 就是為了你<br/>才離開美味園的

320
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,000
現在我老公又走了

321
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,680
或多或少也是與你有關

322
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:06,760
師兄

323
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,160
肥姨, 是她不對, 我待會…<br/>你閉上嘴

324
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,560
你也不是好人

325
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:15,440
你這種臭男人<br/>自然有你這種臭女人投懷送抱

326
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,240
臭味相投, 你們兩人才是天生一對

327
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:21,280
你有沒有搞錯？人家好你就眼紅

328
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,160
你心腸不好, 怪不得你老公跑了

329
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,560
太過份了

330
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,520
可不是嗎？我哪說錯了, 這是事實

331
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,040
我是為你好, 肥姨

332
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,400
我知道忠言逆耳

333
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,520
不過看你弄成這個樣子

334
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:35,880
你也要檢討一下你自己

335
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,280
你…你給我滾

336
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:43,960
我師兄才是這裡最大的股東<br/>他才有權趕我走, 師兄…

337
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,360
你給我滾

338
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,760
我看這件事, 你應該負責任

339
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,080
你怎麼這麼說

340
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,000
很簡單

341
00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:00,480
首先, 你錯就錯在<br/>你承認了爽爽是你女朋友

342
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:04,920
弄得爽爽和蘇蘇翻臉, 順理成章<br/>蘇蘇就被逼離開了美味園

343
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:09,440
肥姨看到蘇蘇離開美味園<br/>就把所有的希望都放在秦萬石身上

344
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,880
秦萬石被肥姨左逼右逼<br/>自然就一走了之

345
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,800
所以, 你說, 是不是你應該負責任

346
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,080
那倒是

347
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,760
不過你不明白的, 我真是有苦衷的

348
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,600
有甚麼苦衷

349
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:28,320
最大的若衷<br/>就是你和蘇蘇她兩情相悅

350
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,400
可惜, 你是蘇蘇一家的大仇人

351
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,200
所以你們倆才不能相愛

352
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,600
你真是太聰明了

353
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,480
你不止是柏高, 你還是高人

354
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,360
你不明白

355
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:43,200
這麼巧

356
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:44,800
這麼巧

357
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,760
坐…一起坐<br/>好呀…

358
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,600
別這樣了, 大方一點

359
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:56,000
坐下來…來, 坐…<br/>來, 坐…坐這兒好, 坐…

360
00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,800
你…<br/>坐呀…隨便坐

361
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,440
這麼巧, 柏高

362
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,200
這麼巧

363
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:06,880
這麼巧, 津津

364
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,760
今天天氣真好呀, 天朗氣清

365
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,840
我們喝完了, 去唱卡拉OK吧

366
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,480
津津, 唱卡拉OK好呀, 唱歌好<br/>好呀…

367
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,480
我們就去玩超級無敵臭罵你

368
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,120
好呀, 玩完超級無敵臭罵你

369
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:32,760
玩超級無敵夾死你

370
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,200
臭罵你、夾死你

371
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,280
夾死你…

372
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,400
臭罵你、夾死你

373
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,280
夾死你…

374
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,200
我們不玩了

375
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,480
我們就靜靜坐在這兒聊聊天好了

376
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,640
是呀…<br/>誰說不玩

377
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,360
走呀, 到卡拉OK玩臭罵你、夾死你

378
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,600
玩完夾死你再玩臭罵你<br/>你坐下吧你

379
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,920
玩臭罵你, 走呀, 你敢不敢走<br/>你別多事了你

380
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:51,560
算了…

381
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,000
是不是玩夾死你再玩臭罵你

382
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:56,480
是呀, 玩臭罵你、夾死你<br/>好…走

383
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,080
算了…<br/>走呀

384
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,520
腿發麻了

385
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,400
你走運了, 你幸運了

386
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,000
你不說你怕死

387
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,040
我是腿麻, 不是怕死

388
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,360
你就是怕死, 怕死鬼…<br/>我是腿麻, 我不是怕死

389
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:09,040
你是怕死鬼

390
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:09,560
不玩了

391
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,160
夾死你

392
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:10,760
走吧

393
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,400
蘇蘇, 別走, 不要<br/>不是呀

394
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,040
我突然想起來

395
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,160
媽媽今天跟那個甚麼廚后大吵一場

396
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,720
現在那口氣還沒消呢

397
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,560
爸爸也不知道去了哪裡

398
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,040
我還是回去看看她

399
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,160
行了, 我自己走, 就這樣了

400
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:27,800
怕死鬼

401
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:28,960
你才是怕死鬼呢

402
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,520
怕死鬼…<br/>夾死你…

403
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,080
你又去哪裡

404
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,200
洗手間

405
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:41,920
你不是說腿麻嗎

406
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,320
也不能老麻呀, 麻完了

407
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,680
蘇蘇也是太倔了

408
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:50,720
就是呀

409
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,400
不過這始終是他們兩個的事<br/>我們還是別說人家了

410
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,800
不過真的要好好的勸勸蘇蘇

411
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,920
我認為田師傅應該主動

412
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,760
追人家當然要主動了, 是不是

413
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:03,800
是呀

414
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,560
我們說好了不說人家了, 又說

415
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,240
是呀…

416
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:13,720
不過我覺得做朋友<br/>應該想想辦法幫幫他們才對

417
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,320
那…有甚麼辦法

418
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,760
說好了不說人家了

419
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,360
不說也說了這麼半天了<br/>就說下去吧

420
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,040
相信我, 我有辦法

421
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:26,960
有辦法

422
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,480
媽媽早

423
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,320
早

424
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,480
來, 喝杯茶吧

425
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:46,000
女兒, 你昨天晚上那麼晚才睡<br/>今天這麼早起來了

426
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:47,560
沒有呀

427
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:51,000
還說沒有？半夜四點多了

428
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,160
我還聽見你房間裡有聲音呢

429
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,720
媽媽你四點多還沒有睡呀

430
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:01,880
這麼早是誰呢

431
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,200
可能是爸爸

432
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:07,040
如果是他呢, 就別那麼快讓他進來

433
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,280
知道

434
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,080
我先梳梳頭

435
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,880
找秦蘇蘇小姐

436
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,160
好

437
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,160
謝謝

438
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:19,960
謝謝

439
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:23,440
誰呀？女兒

440
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,440
送花給我？我看看是誰

441
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,400
好漂亮

442
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:37,080
秦蘇蘇小姐, J.E.A.N

443
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:38,200
是誰呀

444
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,520
是法文, 阿JEAN

445
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:43,400
“阿喪”

446
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,400
你怎麼會認識這種人

447
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,640
你說田師傅知道有人追蘇蘇<br/>會怎麼樣呢

448
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:56,840
放心吧, 只要肥姨知道呢<br/>他很快就會知道

449
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,280
我想田師傅一定會很緊張

450
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,440
我們送完了花之後, 還有甚麼辦法

451
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,080
你是男人嘛

452
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,120
這個問題應該我來問你才對

453
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:10,560
我以前追嘉嘉的時候<br/>我光會煮東西給她吃

454
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,440
怪不得你這麼失敗了

455
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,680
不是, 我不是這個意思<br/>我不是說你不行

456
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,200
我的意思是說像我這樣的女生呢<br/>現在真的不多了

457
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,200
你要是追我的話

458
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,000
你只要煮東西給我吃就行了

459
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,400
那倒是, 你是很容易追的

460
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,280
有吃的給你就能追到了

461
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,400
我們還是言歸正傳吧

462
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,120
我想女生除了喜歡人家送花之外呢

463
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,000
還喜歡…巧克力

464
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,120
媽媽, 你這麼急叫我回來幹甚麼

465
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:45,680
女兒

466
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,000
出了大事, 蘇蘇

467
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,600
不是…是好事

468
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:49,880
那是甚麼事

469
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:51,960
那個阿JEAN

470
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:54,360
又叫人家給你送來一盒巧克力

471
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:55,640
巧克力

472
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:57,080
請你們吃呀

473
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,160
謝謝…

474
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,320
女兒, 到底那個阿JEAN是甚麼人

475
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:02,880
不知道

476
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,560
但是我發現<br/>他好像很了解你似的

477
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,040
他知道你在雜誌社做事

478
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,640
又知道你的理想是當廚師

479
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,200
又知道你愛吃薄荷巧克力

480
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,480
你怎麼知道他知道這麼多的

481
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,920
我…我看完了不就知道了嗎？女兒

482
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,400
蘇蘇, 你幹甚麼

483
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:31,600
是呀

484
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:32,440
無聊

485
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,560
還是小心點好

486
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,480
媽媽

487
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:38,880
肥姨, 不要緊的

488
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,920
蘇蘇長得這麼漂亮, 有人追是對的

489
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:42,800
是呀

490
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,280
這種話也說得出口, 真是的

491
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,760
我隨便說說, 我的意思是說<br/>這個人呢一定沒有頭腦的

492
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000
他明明知道蘇蘇在雜誌社上班的嘛

493
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,600
應該把禮物送到那邊<br/>怎麼送到這邊來了, 是不是

494
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,120
照我說呢, 這個人非常有頭腦

495
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,080
他知道我在這麼多人的面前收禮物

496
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,800
是非常特別的開心

497
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,560
只要讓我知道是誰想泡我的妞

498
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,320
我一定把他剁成肉醬, 做意大利麵

499
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,640
好開心

500
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,320
媽媽, 我走了

501
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:17,360
女兒

502
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,760
這封信上寫著的

503
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,360
明天下午二點鐘<br/>在這裡的二十八號桌不見不散

504
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:23,560
那你見不見他

505
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,160
見

506
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,320
剛剛買完化粧品

507
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,640
現在又來買衣服

508
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,480
怎麼, 晚上約了人啦

509
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:45,160
正常的女生, 每個星期也應該<br/>買點新的東西來打扮一下自己的嘛

510
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,160
是不是

511
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,280
那倒是

512
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,560
這件蠻漂亮的

513
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,760
好, 買呀

514
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,080
你不看看價錢

515
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:57,800
再貴也買

516
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,080
先生

517
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:20,760
女兒

518
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,160
難道你的命和媽一樣<br/>要嫁給一個禿子

519
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,280
現在還早, 不是他

520
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,760
十個禿頭九個富

521
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,240
蘇蘇命好, 就快當少奶奶了

522
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,160
關你屁事

523
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,480
津津妹妹

524
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:52,920
津津妹妹你找我呀

525
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,000
是呀, 不好意思<br/>我想借洗手間用用

526
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,640
津津, 你沒事吧<br/>你沒事吧

527
00:29:58,720 --> 00:29:59,600
沒事…不用管我

528
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:00,480
慢慢來

529
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,160
先生, 請問你…

530
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,080
女兒, 這個更不順眼

531
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:11,960
是呀

532
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,280
不是…

533
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,880
還沒有到時間, 不是這個…

534
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,120
這個好, 蘇蘇

535
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,680
他一定聽你話, 肥姨啊

536
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:21,920
你馬上消失

537
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,800
別這麼潑辣, 讓人家看見會扣分的

538
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,360
你別雞婆了, 進去

539
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:31,440
進去…<br/>真是討厭

540
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:33,360
上完啦

541
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,760
舒服了

542
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,960
幸好路過這裡, 真是謝謝你們

543
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:37,760
津津妹妹

544
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:38,920
你急著上廁所不舒服呀

545
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,000
我沒事

546
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:40,880
你真的沒事

547
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:41,960
真的沒事

548
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:42,960
你的確沒事

549
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:43,800
沒事

550
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,680
我送你…

551
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:46,680
不用了, 謝謝<br/>小心點

552
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,200
拜拜…

553
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:01,840
媽媽

554
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,000
不會真的是他吧

555
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,560
不會吧

556
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:07,800
勞駕

557
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:09,760
結帳了

558
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,240
來了…<br/>快去…

559
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,800
沒事了…出來…

560
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:18,960
蘇蘇

561
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,400
放心了

562
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,000
何解啲心跳又咁急(嘅)

563
00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:00,240
何解好好地又會暈

564
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,880
何解啲感覺咁迷人

565
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,800
原因一個靚女坐在近

566
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,800
佢佢佢要我實情係真

567
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,680
佢佢佢佢個款最吸引

568
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,840
我我我我早經已電暈

569
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:24,000
佢咁正喎我真正難禁

570
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,800
唔通今次十拿十穩

571
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,920
係咁“及”呢佢估我有得分(咩)

572
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:36,240
唔通一發招佢就暈

573
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:40,160
何解個靚女咁易“氹”(嫁)

574
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,960
拿查實我人亦無乜貪(啫)

575
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,080
求其願佢望多我幾眼

576
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,800
濃情蜜意講真確係難

577
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,760
能遇到幾大要力挽

578
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,640
小妞, 你幹甚麼

579
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,840
俏姐, 你咬著我通廁所的

580
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,120
通廁所

581
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:09,880
是呀

582
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:21,480
各位

583
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,600
你們到底是不是要通廁所

584
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,880
我很忙, 你們別戲弄我

585
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,120
蘇蘇, 今天失約真是很抱歉

586
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,800
因為我怕被你當面拒絕

587
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,000
請你打電話給我

588
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:43,080
你要是肯打給我也就是你願意見我

589
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,040
等你的人, 阿JEAN

590
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,120
有沒有人看見這封信是誰拿進來的

591
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:49,720
沒有…

592
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,200
我看見這封信的時候<br/>已經在桌子上了

593
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,160
怎麼, 打不打

594
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,480
打吧蘇蘇, 好玩呀, 打呀

595
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,640
我怕被人捉弄

596
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,280
我看我們被人捉弄才是真的

597
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:05,320
有人自編自導自演<br/>窈窕淑女君子好逑

598
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:06,960
田味吉, 你甚麼意思

599
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,320
小丁, 幫我拿衛生紙

600
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,360
女兒, 別讓他看扁, 打

601
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:11,440
打<br/>打就打

602
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:12,240
打

603
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:13,360
打

604
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:19,760
你終於打電話來了

605
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,400
你就是阿JEAN

606
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,320
今天真不好意思, 你別生我的氣

607
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,000
不會, 我明白

608
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:32,160
對了, 阿JEAN, 我好想見你

609
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,840
不怕, 有你在, 我怎麼會怕黑呢

610
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,560
好呀, 那就明天晚上, 不見不散

611
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,080
女兒, 他的聲音斯不斯文

612
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,440
蠻好聽的

613
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,800
他的聲音好聽的話<br/>他的相貌也不會太差

614
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:49,560
是呀

615
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:50,920
是不是

616
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,840
你的聲音很難聽

617
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,880
田師傅, 肥姨說你長得很難看

618
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,760
蘇蘇, 你明天穿甚麼衣服去

619
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,960
我暫時還沒有想好呢

620
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:04,760
多穿一件吧

621
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,160
約你半夜三更出去一定有企圖的

622
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,840
穿潛水衣吧, 笨蛋

623
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,600
你除了聲音難聽, 你的嘴巴還很臭

624
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,200
媽媽, 不要緊的, 我今天心情好

625
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,160
我現在先回去準備一下

626
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,240
你要找不到不要緊<br/>媽媽回去陪你一起找

627
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:20,760
媽媽, 我想好了

628
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,360
就穿我新買的那件衣服

629
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:28,800
低胸、高叉、黑色露背晚裝

630
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,920
師父, 那豈不是沒穿

631
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:34,080
有

632
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000
有底褲

633
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,440
為了改變聲音吃辣椒<br/>我真是服了你了

634
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,000
我發明的…

635
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,480
明天你行不行

636
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,280
放心吧, 你知不知道我唸書的時候

637
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,240
我參加話劇組比賽得過獎的

638
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:58,680
你知不知道我當時演甚麼

639
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,760
我就是演, 吻公主一下

640
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:04,040
然後使公主復活的小王子

641
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,280
你行不行

642
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:08,880
當然行了, 我試給你看看

643
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:10,920
你現在演公主

644
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:12,600
這樣

645
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:14,480
接著呢, 我就吻你一下

646
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,200
那我要不要閉上眼睛

647
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:17,480
最好閉上眼睛

648
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,040
我來了

649
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,400
這是甚麼聲音

650
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:44,440
我能不能起來

651
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,960
起…起來

652
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:50,440
你…你沒事吧

653
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,000
我沒事

654
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,840
腹語嘛, 我很厲害的

655
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,280
那真是太厲害了, 明天全靠你了

656
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,920
NO…NO PROBLEM

657
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:05,320
NO PROBLEM

658
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,800
快點…

659
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,480
不然的話被肥姨抓到可就麻煩了

660
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:13,040
是呀, 每次都這樣<br/>蘇蘇一不在家就找我們打麻將

661
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,800
還要打二十四圈也不放人

662
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,880
先別說了, 總之我們要快點<br/>各走各的

663
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,920
那好吧, 明天見了, 拜拜<br/>好, 拜拜

664
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,440
師父, 你不是那麼偉大吧

665
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,120
想陪肥姨打麻將呀, 會打到天亮的

666
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,600
第一次約會就到天亮

667
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,400
不會這麼離譜吧

668
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,240
怎麼了？師父, 你說甚麼

669
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:35,600
你說蘇蘇呀

670
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:38,760
神經病, 我說你說的事, 你說甚麼

671
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,040
好了…不管說誰啦, 總之就趕走吧

672
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,080
田師傅…幸好還來得及

673
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:46,480
你們缺個搭子

674
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:47,480
缺個搭子

675
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,120
這個時候你還有心情打麻將<br/>跟我走吧

676
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:52,680
哪也沒心情去了, 回家睡覺

677
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:56,640
我從津津那兒打探到<br/>蘇蘇和阿JEAN約會的消息

678
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:57,480
你不想知道

679
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:58,760
真的？

680
00:37:58,880 --> 00:37:59,760
當然是真的

681
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000
關我甚麼事

682
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,720
師父, 去看看比較好

683
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,680
有甚麼好看的？你要看<br/>就回去看著門口去吧

684
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:08,680
好呀

685
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,400
你真的不管蘇蘇那兒

686
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,840
我像那麼多管閒事的人嗎

687
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,080
你像呀

688
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,520
你真是太了解我了, 那還不走

689
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,200
那邊是你家, 聽說這邊才對

690
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,880
別這樣, 蘇蘇會看見你的

691
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,200
蘇蘇小姐

692
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,080
你就是阿JEAN呀

693
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,200
不錯, 我就是

694
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,480
怎麼人家留鬍子他也留鬍子

695
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,040
留起鬍子來特別像色狼

696
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,000
蘇蘇怎麼會喜歡這種色狼呢

697
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:12,720
很難說

698
00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:17,120
人家既年輕, 又有誠意

699
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,680
多少也會加點分的

700
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:21,880
你是不是幫他

701
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,280
我等今天已經等了很久

702
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,000
你是怎麼認識我的

703
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:32,280
問得好

704
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,440
這就叫愛情的魔力

705
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,560
但是你不可能知道我那麼多的事

706
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:46,000
也許我可以這麼說吧

707
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,360
愛情的魔力所產生的力量

708
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,040
是沒有辦不到的事情

709
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,840
說這麼半天, 說甚麼呢

710
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,480
很…很難說, 人家談得來吧

711
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,560
可能待會還會那個呢

712
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:03,640
甚麼

713
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:04,680
那個囉

714
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:05,880
他敢, 剃光他的鬍子

715
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,400
你別這麼大聲

716
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:13,040
怎麼…你好像很眼熟

717
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,840
不行, 我要先下手為強

718
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,360
你看我, 覺得我很眼熟<br/>一點也不奇怪

719
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,960
我見過你, 所以被你深深的吸引了

720
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:28,120
既然我見過你, 你也可能見過我嘛

721
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,720
所以眼熟一點也不奇怪

722
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:32,800
那倒是

723
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:34,520
蘇蘇

724
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,080
幹甚麼

725
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:40,000
我今天實在太開心太興奮了<br/>我想來個HELLO KISS

726
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:44,720
這還了得

727
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,600
別激動…

728
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,000
津…

729
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:11,880
好疼呀

730
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:13,960
放開我

731
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,840
你別多管閒事, 關你甚麼事

732
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:17,280
甚麼不關我的事

733
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:22,120
你有種去跟蘇蘇說<br/>那就關你事了, 去呀…

734
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:23,680
你不去呀？你不去我去

735
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:28,640
她們倆呢

736
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,040
我怎麼知道

737
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,880
完了…

738
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,560
蘇蘇, 你聽我解釋

739
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,200
我甚麼地方得罪你了？好姊妹<br/>你這麼耍我

740
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,200
我不是耍你, 我是想幫你

741
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,960
那就謝謝你幫忙了, 再見

742
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:45,840
蘇蘇

743
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,800
再見的意思呢就是<br/>再也不想看見你

744
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:56,280
蘇蘇, 剛才田味吉看見我們熱吻<br/>一定會吃醋的

745
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:58,920
他剛才看見了

746
00:41:59,000 --> 00:41:59,760
是呀

747
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:04,480
我們又見面了

748
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,760
你知不知道我剛才真的很生氣

749
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:09,600
對不起, 別生氣

750
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:13,320
我氣的是<br/>你耍那個老怪物也不告訴我

751
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,040
我會跟你們合作的嘛

752
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,720
不然剛才呢, 我一定會吻得更激烈

753
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,520
你剛才已經很激烈了

754
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,720
我想, 現在田味吉一定氣得<br/>半死不活了

755
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:23,600
真的？

756
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:27,080
那我們以後就要多多合作<br/>多演幾齣好戲

757
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:28,800
不用了

758
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,320
我想田味吉一定會有所行動了

759
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,240
因為他是男人嘛, 對不對

760
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,360
那我也未必會理他

761
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,320
你剛才玩得好過癮

762
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,080
我也要跟你們玩

763
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,000
好

764
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,600
一想起來就好笑

