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小丁, 我跟你說過多少次了
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刀是廚師的靈魂
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刀是廚師的生命
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不能到處扔
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馬上收拾好
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明白了, 師父
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師兄說得真有道理
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媽媽, 你看我帶誰來了
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是不是你爸爸
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他就是阿JEAN
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阿JEAN, 你好
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AUNTIE, 你好
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小小意思
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來, 麻煩你大雄
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好的
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看來還可以
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何止可以, 還是個帥哥呢
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坐…
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是嗎, 怎麼他好像不男不女似的
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不過以你的品味找男朋友
也就是這個樣子
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那你就錯了
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你知不知道阿JEAN他是哈佛的學士
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而且還是劍橋的碩士
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不錯
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我想再拿到耶魯博士學位之後呢
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我就去幫我老爸打理他的鑽石金礦
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又帥、有錢, 又有學問
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簡直是太好了
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真不知道拿那麼多學位幹甚麼
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也不知道蘇蘇到底喜歡他甚麼
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你管人家呢
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切菜最要緊的就是專心
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不專心就會切傷自己了
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我示範給你看
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師傅, 他們倆摟在一起
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媽媽
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我今天和JEAN呢有點事想跟你說
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是嗎, 有甚麼事你說吧
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是這麼回事
我想和蘇蘇她結婚
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我想結婚
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師父
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切到手了
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怎麼了
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我出去喘口氣
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等等我, 師父
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你怎麼長的像津津妹妹
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真的很像
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如果沒有這撇鬍子就更像了
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怎麼會呢, 媽媽
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是這麼回事的
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我之所以不告訴大家呢
是想考考大家的眼光
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不錯, 你們猜對了
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我就是津津的孿生哥哥
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原來津津有個孿生哥哥
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雙胞胎
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這麼巧
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是呀, 這麼巧, 出來找我
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這麼不小心
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蘇蘇帶男朋友來見家長
氣得師父切傷
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切傷了是真的
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我會為她生氣, 作夢
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師父
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師父
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師父
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那個阿JEAN把自己說得那麼本事
說不定只是個大草包
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關我甚麼事
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我怕你怕蘇蘇被人騙
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你管她呢, 騙就騙吧
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不是的
我們去查查阿JEAN的底細吧
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你真無聊, 不上班了
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師父, 阿JEAN
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我看見了
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你剛才不是說查他的底細嗎
還不走
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等等
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師父, 原來他不正常的
不上男廁所上女廁所
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慘了
我是不是應該跟他進去看看呢
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你準是在想進不進去
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你以為我像小鬍子那麼變態嗎
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又說錯了
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不過我要不進去
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我又怎麼能夠拆穿
這個色狼的真面目
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不行
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我不入地獄誰入地獄
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為了千千萬萬的良家婦女
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這次只好犧牲自己了
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臭男人, 你們在這兒幹甚麼
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師父…怎麼辦
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別叫我師父
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我沒你這樣的徒弟
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師父, 你真會開玩笑
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我說過你多少次了
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叫你不要到廁所來偷窺
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你就不聽
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你們剛才也看見了
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我跪在地上求他, 他也不聽
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他硬是要偷窺
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師父, 不要開玩笑了
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從現在開始
我跟你沒有任何關係
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你們想扁他儘管扁
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不要給我面子
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師父, 不要開玩笑了
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姊妹們上
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你幹甚麼
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沒甚麼
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我想找根更粗的棍子
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殺傷力更大的武器打那個臭小子
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這個掃把夠硬, 大姐
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你們都走開
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你們打得太輕了, 我來
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師父
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小丁, 你沒事吧
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你說呢
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我長這麼大
從來就沒試過被女人打
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你這次被人打, 師父也很痛心的
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你痛個屁
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我剛才明明看見你拿著掃把
用盡了內力四十五度角打下來
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小丁, 你忘了當時的情形了
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要不是師父幫你擋著
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你早就被她們打得送進醫院了
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還能住在家嗎？
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我弄成這樣
你叫我以後怎麼追女生
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簡直比進醫院更悲哀
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小丁, 不要緊的
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男人大丈夫外表不要緊的
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最要緊的就是有內涵
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有內涵女生就會喜歡你
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都怪那個阿JEAN
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我遲早幫你揍他一頓
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揍他一頓
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一定要四十五度角打下去
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一定…
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不過再一想
那個阿JEAN真有點奇怪
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我懷疑
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我懷疑他是變態狂
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不是的
我懷疑阿JEAN就是津津
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是呀
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要證明那還不容易
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你聽見啦
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打個電話給蘇蘇
約她出來不就行了
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你會這麼好
叫師父約蘇蘇出來拍拖
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你別弄錯了
我是說約阿JEAN一起出來
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然後再找個人去監視津津
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對呀
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如果阿JEAN就是津津
不可能同時出現的嘛
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那豈不是要找人跟蹤津津
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我出主意不參與的
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這種麻煩事我可不幹
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我去看著蘇蘇
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小丁
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小丁, 你幫幫師父
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你去吧, 沒人認得你的
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我說甚麼也不幹
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那還有誰肯幫你跟蹤津津呢
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有
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這個神聖的任務, 非他莫屬
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津津, 雖然你離開了
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但是這裡每一寸地方
每一寸空間
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仍然有你的香味存在
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津津妹妹
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大雄
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小丁, 怎麼會這樣
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你先坐下
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大雄, 有個變態狂跟蹤津津
跟進了廁所
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幸好我奮不顧身飛過去相救
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可惜我也傷亡慘重
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怎麼回事, 甚麼時候的事
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在哪兒出的事, 到底是怎麼回事
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大雄, 你冷靜一點兒, 大雄
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怎麼會弄成這樣
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怎麼會弄成這樣
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你冷靜一點兒
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你冷靜一點兒
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你冷靜一點
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你冷靜一點
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大雄, 你這麼不冷靜
你怎麼保護津津
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不錯, 我一定要冷靜
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不然我怎麼保護津津妹妹
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這個偉大神聖的任務
非我朱大雄莫屬了
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乾杯
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你今天沒看見田師傅
被我們氣得鬍子都歪了
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那他應該很快就投降了吧
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到時候就算他斟茶認錯和示愛
我都未必理他
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不管怎麼樣
不過你千萬不要忘了
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要請我們吃一頓好的
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沒問題
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OK
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我去看看意大利麵好了沒有
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我也去
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這次讓我來幫他
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隨便吧
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好香呀
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可以放意大利粉
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不行
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真的死了
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我剛才就已經注意這隻蚊子很久了
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幸好被我打死了
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不然的話你滿臉都是蚊子咬的疱
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滿臉都是疱
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津津…
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甚麼事呀
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我待會兒去拿照片, 你去不去
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甚麼照片
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你那個朋友開的那家攝影室呢
不是幫我們拍過一輯免費的照片嗎
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對呀
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等我趕完這份稿
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好呀
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秦蘇蘇
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田味吉
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甚麼
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你想約我和阿JEAN
到麗斯餐廳去喝下午茶
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基本上應該沒甚麼問題的
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能見就見吧, 就這樣了
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恭喜你呀
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恭喜我甚麼
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田味吉約了你和我
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不是, 我是說阿JEAN
去喝茶一定有目的的
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他想攤牌
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是呀
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YEAH
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你別這麼緊張
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你的袋子
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我先去拿照片
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別忘了幫我拿回來
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別遲到
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有沒有搞錯, 膠片你也撞
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下次去找塊玻璃撞嘛, 你這笨蛋
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一張, 謝謝
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謝謝
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趕快給我一張票
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Ａ片
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小姐…你怎麼這麼不開心
232
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,480
可不是, 我男朋友放我鴿子呀
233
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,360
玩夠了沒有, 田味吉
234
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,360
不玩玩日子怎麼過呀
235
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,200
等了一個半鐘頭了, 小姐
236
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:43,920
小姐…
237
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:48,760
小姐…
238
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,480
甚麼, 大雄跟蹤你
239
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:53,920
怎麼會這樣的
240
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,400
不用怕, 我來救你
241
00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,480
我怎麼脫身呀
242
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,720
你別管我, 我會有辦法的
243
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:02,680
你先忍著
244
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,000
OK…
245
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,320
怎麼這個樣子
246
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,840
你別告訴我, 你真的被人放鴿子
247
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,480
阿JEAN沒有說不來
248
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:16,640
他說晚一點兒再來嘛
249
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,880
怎麼, 作動呀
250
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:25,200
我肚子疼呀, 我要上廁所
251
00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:26,400
那快去, 快去吧
252
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:27,080
好疼呀
253
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,160
快去吧
254
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,160
對不起…
255
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:57,800
怎麼才來吧
256
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,840
我假裝肚子疼才能跑出來的
257
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,520
那大雄呢, 大雄有沒有看見你
258
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:02,840
不知道, 外邊很黑
259
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,920
先別說這些了
260
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:07,080
我現在先到餐廳去亮相
那你呢就先扮我
261
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,360
別讓大雄知道, 知道嗎
262
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,160
知道
263
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:09,800
甚麼
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00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,440
我知道了, 我會粘上的
265
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:13,200
記住呀
266
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,240
知道了
267
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:22,840
田師傅
268
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,400
不好意思, 讓你等
269
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:26,360
不要緊
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00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,840
坐…
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00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:28,720
好呀
272
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,160
我的臉很髒, 田師傅
273
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,040
沒有, 你的臉上有撇鬍子
274
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,040
我的鬍子沒事吧
275
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:43,320
沒事
276
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,280
很英俊、很帥
277
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,600
謝謝…
278
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,760
怎麼了？你不愛看女人呀
279
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:03,840
不是
280
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,880
不會的吧
281
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,520
看女人是每個男人的正常生理需要
282
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,320
是男生天生的條件反射
283
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,600
你不愛看女人, 難道你是…
284
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,480
不是…我也愛看女人的
285
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,360
不過我看的這種方法呢
就比較含蓄一點
286
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,440
而且還帶有一點點矜持
287
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,240
這個不錯
288
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,760
這個不錯, 長得不錯
289
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,400
有前又有後
290
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,520
還帶有一點風騷
291
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,360
好, 這個不錯, 不錯
292
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,840
不會的吧, 這種女人也算好
293
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,840
左鄰右舍滿街都是
294
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,240
無前無後相貌平平
295
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,720
腳似豬蹄沒有一樣可取
296
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,720
你的眼光真是有點問題
297
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,480
臭男人, 你說夠沒有
298
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,360
我想呢我要出去一下
299
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:18,640
你去哪兒
300
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,240
蘇蘇還沒有回來你就走了
301
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,320
我去找她
302
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,480
蘇蘇上廁所了, 你進得去嗎
303
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:29,960
我現在就是去找藥房
去買她吃過的止瀉藥
304
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,200
這種事我去好了
305
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,360
你在這兒等蘇蘇吧
306
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,600
我是蘇蘇的未婚夫嘛
307
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,280
這種事應該由我來做才對
308
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:01,400
原來現在的藥房還有脫毛膏
給客人試用
309
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,040
甚麼脫毛膏
310
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,520
脫毛膏
311
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,480
脫毛膏
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00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,200
是呀
313
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,880
我剛才去的那家藥房呢
有個女推銷員
314
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,160
長得蠻漂亮的
315
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,480
她在推銷刮鬍刀
我就試一試
316
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,320
所以就刮下去了
317
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:20,720
很乾淨
318
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:21,760
是呀
319
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,880
哪兒有這麼便宜的事
哪家藥房你告訴我
320
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,240
我也把鬍子剃了像你這麼精神多好
321
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,800
你太謙虛了, 你留著鬍子很帥的
322
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,640
我這個德性, 不招人喜歡
323
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,680
不然你和蘇蘇怎麼會這麼怕我呢
324
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,720
你來她就走, 她來你就走
325
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,320
開玩笑的, 別這麼認真, 開玩笑的
326
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,400
對了, 我再去找找看
看看能不能找到她
327
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,680
不要了, 你就坐在這等她吧
328
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,480
不然等她回來你又走了
老是捉迷藏, 是不是
329
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,320
不是的, 我去看看她去哪兒了
330
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,960
是不是真的嫌我不順眼
不肯陪我呀
331
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,440
不是, 我不是這個意思
332
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,200
別這麼對我了, 不是就行了
333
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,040
伙計, 來…
334
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,800
兩杯啤酒, 快
335
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:04,720
好…
336
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:08,840
喝啤酒的人
怎麼也比到處走的好
337
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,200
有個變態狂整天老跟著他
338
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,760
還跟著她上廁所呢
339
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,960
出來, 變態狂, 快出來…
340
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,800
原來你這個變態狂這兒
341
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:36,760
你快出來
342
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,480
你不出來我就踢死你啦
343
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,200
不出來…
344
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,720
變態狂
345
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,840
津津妹妹, 你沒事就好了
346
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,680
你好像…變了樣了
347
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,080
你的樣子才變了
348
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:21,600
打我, 老天爺真不長眼
349
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,920
天呀
350
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,880
我看我還是出去走走
看看她在哪兒
351
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,800
不用, 蘇蘇是傻
不過還不至於不會回來
352
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:36,680
來, 喝啤酒
353
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:37,200
不是的
354
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,640
來…喝…
355
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,680
謝謝你這麼讚賞我
356
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,560
蘇蘇, 你回來了
357
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,760
好了, 一家團圓了
358
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,200
親愛的, 你去哪裡了
你擔心死我了
359
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,480
這麼半天才來
360
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:54,320
我看你不舒服還到處走
我正想出去找你呢
361
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:55,960
你對我真好
362
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,840
不像有的人呢一直在那兒
傻呆呆的坐著
363
00:21:58,920 --> 00:21:59,600
吻一下
364
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:03,320
這也不錯
365
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,160
是呀
366
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,040
以上就是兩個真兇的犯案過程
367
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,360
真想不到你們兩個這麼容易就上當
368
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,920
這麼看來
那個阿JEAN的真正身份就是津津
369
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,600
蘇蘇那麼壞
居然和人家串謀戲弄師兄
370
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,080
真可惡
371
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:30,960
師兄, 你想怎麼做
372
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,680
我想買個榴槤
373
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,960
向她們的頭打過去
祝她們白頭到老
374
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:40,200
這麼看來
375
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,640
恐怕師父你要在監獄裡終老了
376
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:48,200
但是我是男人大丈夫
怎麼能有仇不報呢
377
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,920
那個津津那麼壞
我一定支持你去報仇
378
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,000
我們一定要教訓津津
379
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:57,400
教訓津津
380
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,520
教訓津津
381
00:22:58,880 --> 00:22:59,960
教訓津津
382
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,480
教訓蘇蘇
383
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,360
教訓津津
384
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,560
伯母, 你真的不跟我們去看電影
385
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:18,440
是呀
386
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,000
不去了, 我今天沒空
387
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:21,760
女兒呀
388
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:26,320
這個阿JEAN真是個好男人
你要努力呀
389
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,120
媽媽的命不好, 也希望你好
390
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:30,160
媽媽
391
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:33,760
HELLO
392
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,440
媽媽
我和阿JEAN今天晚上會玩得晚一點
393
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,080
我們看完了電影呢就一塊去的士高
394
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,680
阿JEAN的鬍子長得這麼快
395
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,040
你的男性賀爾蒙一定太旺盛了
396
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:54,960
這還用說, 這樣才有男人味的嘛
397
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:56,400
可不是嗎
398
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:57,880
那當然了
399
00:23:58,920 --> 00:23:59,960
玩得開心點
400
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,040
那我們會的
401
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,080
媽媽, 我們現在就走了
402
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:05,560
OK
403
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,520
拜拜
404
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,560
師兄, 有沒有見到蘇蘇她們
405
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,520
這一點不在話下了
406
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,400
那就跟她們玩下去
407
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,280
說到玩
408
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,280
水務局寄來一封信
說過幾天沒水供應
409
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,160
反正也要休息了
我們就放一天假吧
410
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,440
師父, 你是不是在想
411
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,480
不錯, 我就是在想
412
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,960
為甚麼我蹲在這說這麼半天話
也沒一張椅子坐坐呢
413
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,240
來…
414
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,720
師兄, 那你到底在想甚麼呢
415
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,120
其實我是在想
416
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,040
黑草羊排
417
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,160
我沒叫羊排
418
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:00,800
勞駕
419
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:01,360
對不起
420
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,000
勞駕, 黑草羊排是我的
421
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:04,640
不好意思
422
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,480
不要緊
423
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:06,760
別跑呀
424
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:07,600
謝謝
425
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:08,560
別跑呀
426
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:09,480
老公
427
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,440
肥姨, 你是不是不舒服
428
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,840
不是, 我有點兒累了
我出去呼吸一下新鮮空氣
429
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,280
不好意思呀
430
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,040
謝謝
431
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,280
太太…這本書是我的
432
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:36,600
太太
433
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:37,800
對不起
434
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,040
珍珍舞蹈學院
435
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,440
死東西
436
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:46,920
跳右腳, 別動啊
437
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,040
一、二, CHA…
438
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,040
秦萬石
439
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,440
對不起, 踩著你了, 對不起
440
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,600
原來你真的躲在這兒
441
00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:59,840
這裡是人家的地方
442
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,920
你別在這兒搗亂了, 肥湯圓
443
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:05,280
你放心
我當然不會在這兒搗亂了
444
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:09,040
不過我會在樓下把守
看你躲到甚麼時候才出來
445
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,480
你在這兒搗亂就不對了
446
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,400
不過學跳舞呢就非常歡迎
447
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,480
我們秦老師呢教跳舞
教得很好的
448
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,920
單對單指導呢
從早跳到晚都可以
449
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:22,720
你這不是捉弄我嗎
450
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,400
好, 我決定報名學跳舞
451
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:26,880
報名表
452
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:28,840
謝謝
453
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,000
就算報名, 我也未必有空教你
454
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,120
我有學生
455
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,960
來…過來, 接著學
456
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:35,280
剛才從那兒開始
457
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,600
怎麼你很想跟秦萬石學跳舞嗎
458
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,200
你想跳那你就先跳吧
459
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,600
剛才踩了我的腳
我先走了, 拜拜
460
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,120
不是
461
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,080
秦老師, 可以教我了吧
462
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,120
好, 你想學跳舞是嗎
463
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:53,600
是呀
464
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,240
我就教你基本步法
465
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:56,440
侖巴
466
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,320
好呀
467
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:00,720
學社交舞嘛
468
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:02,400
聽著
469
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,000
首先呢要學怎麼提氣
470
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:07,680
來, 收小腹
471
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,480
收小腹
472
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,320
已經收了
473
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:15,520
好
474
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:20,720
第一步呢你就要左腳向後一步
我就向前
475
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,080
來, 跟著我跳
476
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,200
一、二、三、四
477
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:29,920
再來…
478
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,280
我沒退你就別過來嘛
479
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:32,280
我怎麼知道
480
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,280
會就不用跟你學了是不是
481
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:36,440
聽著呀
482
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,480
一二三四
483
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,120
這次是你用膝蓋撞我的
你是不是故意的
484
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:47,960
你踩著我還賴我
485
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,040
甚麼我踩你
486
00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:50,120
明明是你先撞我
487
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,080
你是故意的
488
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,000
甚麼我是故意的
你才是故意的呢
489
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:55,640
你踩我
490
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,320
你踩我…
491
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,160
你這該死的, 你踩我
492
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,280
萬石
493
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,080
萬石
494
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,720
幹甚麼
你們是跳舞還是比武
495
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,200
你看她的身材她踩我的腳
你說疼不疼
496
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,040
真可憐
497
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,440
我們兩口子的事不關你的事
498
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,840
好呀, 你說是兩口子是不是
499
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:15,200
是呀
500
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,000
那萬事有商量何必打架呢
501
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,560
你這個狐狸精想裝和事佬
502
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:25,800
我要告訴大家
燕珍珍搶我老公
503
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,360
我好言相勸, 你卻胡說八道
504
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,880
我這兒不歡迎你, 你快走
505
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,080
我問你
506
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,800
你是跟我回美味園呢
還是在這兒跟那個狐狸精鬼混
507
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,440
你說呀…
508
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,760
其實我…
509
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,480
我跳舞你別管我行不行
510
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,840
你不跟我走
511
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,040
好, 我不要你
512
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,360
你聽著
這個沒良心的我送給你了
513
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,800
二奶珍
514
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,120
這…
515
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:02,720
好疼呀
516
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,360
好疼呀, 你輕一點兒
517
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,840
疼…
518
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,760
男人大丈夫這麼一點疼都忍不住
519
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,240
你試過和大象摔跤嗎
520
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,960
說得這麼好聽, 真是的
521
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,520
萬石, 別這麼說你老婆
522
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,960
現在不是我不認她是我老婆
是她不認我這個老公
523
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,040
你…你看看
都紫了, 踢成我這樣
524
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,520
她不拿刀砍你呀
已經算是夫妻情重了
525
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:30,320
看你說的
526
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,800
話又說回來了
她也是踢得太重了
527
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,560
你看踢成這樣, 太過份
528
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:40,680
是呀, 她好兇
她逼我學廚藝
529
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,240
剛才還罵你是狐狸精呢是不是
530
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,240
不過珍珍
531
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,200
如果時光可以倒流三十年的話
我情願娶你
532
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:58,760
大家早
533
00:29:59,080 --> 00:29:59,800
早
534
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:00,520
早呀, 蘇蘇
535
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,120
你怎麼回來了
536
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:02,680
是呀
537
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,960
媽媽在家收拾東西
所以叫我請一天假來幫忙
538
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,160
肥姨沒告訴你今天沒水供應
所以我們休息一天嗎
539
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:09,600
是呀
540
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,520
沒有呀
541
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,600
媽媽最近真的是有點老糊塗了
542
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:15,880
那你們還回來
543
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,520
是呀, 田師傅千叮萬囑
叫我們一定要回來
544
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,680
那個老怪物又想搞甚麼鬼
545
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,640
就是想搞賓主聯歡日
546
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,200
師兄說帶我們去渡假屋玩一天
547
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:29,240
好呀…
548
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,000
好好地去甚麼渡假屋
我才不去呢
549
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:36,200
師兄, 她要不去
就沒有人做我們的電燈泡了
550
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,600
那就實在太好了
551
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:39,720
去就去嘛
552
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,440
我呀我叫阿JEAN一起去
553
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,760
那個小鬍子, 不行
554
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,520
算了…大家一起去不更開心
555
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:48,320
是呀
556
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:49,120
好吧
557
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,680
看小丁幫她求情
那就讓小鬍子一起去吧
558
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,600
反正皇室玫瑰那邊
也沒水做生意了
559
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,840
叫柏高和津津一起去好嗎
560
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:57,800
津津也去
561
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,040
有甚麼不妥呀
562
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,760
沒有, 沒甚麼不妥
563
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:01,800
沒甚麼不妥吧
564
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,520
不過也許津津沒空呢
565
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:08,280
津津說她今天有空
放假去哪裡玩都可以
566
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,040
那就實在太好了
567
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,600
給大家一個鐘頭的時間回家準備
568
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,240
一會兒在這兒集合, 一會兒見
569
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,240
好
570
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,560
師兄, 好重呀
571
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,040
你幫我拿呀
572
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:22,920
好呀
573
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,480
我說奶油妹
你的袋子那麼重我幫你拿吧
574
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:26,200
好呀
575
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:27,360
還是我來拿吧
576
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,480
我來拿…
577
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:30,560
小丁
走開
578
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,640
你這麼喜歡幫人家拿東西
來, 幫我拿
579
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,640
還有這個, 都不重
580
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,040
裡邊只有兩個保齡球
581
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,200
為甚麼你的未婚夫
到現在還不出現
582
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,960
他說搭下一班船來
583
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,280
那就太好了
584
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,160
待會兒我幫你去碼頭接他
585
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,120
勞駕讓一讓
586
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,240
等等, 師父
587
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:00,640
怎麼
588
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,240
你幹甚麼要答應他來
589
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,840
那爽爽沒說阿JEAN會來嘛
590
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,440
別說了
快想想還有沒有其他的辦法吧
591
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:08,440
走吧
592
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:09,280
走
593
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,040
各位親愛的同事, 親愛的朋友
594
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,280
這間就是我們將要入住的
五星級豪華大酒店
595
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,800
待會兒我們進去
男的站一邊, 女的站一邊
596
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:25,320
為甚麼要這麼做呢
597
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,080
就是怕進錯房就不大好了
是不是
598
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,200
阿JEAN下一班船就到了
599
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,120
我想我跟師兄一對
600
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,600
那你呢就跟阿JEAN一對
601
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,760
我們可以打場網球嘛
602
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,920
好呀, 你早就想跟我鬥了
603
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,360
沒問題
604
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,120
不是呀
605
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:50,640
別輸
606
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:54,760
蘇蘇, 我看不行
607
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,840
如果下班船來了, 阿JEAN不在
608
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,000
那不就穿幫了
609
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,440
放心…一定要鎮定
610
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,480
下班船還沒有這麼早到
611
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,200
現在最重要的就是
你要比那個老怪物先到碼頭
612
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,760
等老怪物趕到碼頭的時候呢
你就變成阿JEAN
613
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,240
從碼頭走出來就行了
614
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:09,800
沒問題
615
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:11,760
蘇蘇小姐
616
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:16,240
請問在下的這個造型
可以使你愛上我嗎
617
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,200
不錯…鬍子不錯
618
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,480
誰
619
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,200
我是田味吉, 開門
620
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:22,920
怎麼辦
621
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:23,680
等一會兒
622
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:24,480
幹甚麼
623
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,960
撕下來…
624
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,800
來了, 撕呀
625
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,320
不行呀, 黏得太緊了
我撕不下來
626
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,160
怎麼會這樣子的
627
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:34,560
甚麼事呀, 不開門, 快開門
628
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:35,960
沒甚麼, 等一等
629
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,520
上床, 先上床
630
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:39,240
上床
631
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,240
來了…
632
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,160
你數三下
633
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,040
一, 二, 二個半
634
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:44,200
二個半, 三
635
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:46,320
你幹嘛
636
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,880
沒甚麼, 我想找你去碼頭
637
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,160
這裡是甚麼呀, 哆哆嗦嗦地
638
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:53,440
是津津
639
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,240
津津怎麼發抖呀
640
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,480
津津, 你睡覺了
641
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,880
這裡是渡假營, 到這兒來睡覺
642
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,960
要睡回家睡, 起來
643
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,240
田師傅呀, 我感冒了
644
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,240
我想睡覺
645
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:05,920
你聽見沒有
646
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,160
感冒, 你剛才還好好的
647
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,040
哈乞
648
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:08,880
不行, 要看急診
649
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,440
我幫你找醫生…
650
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,960
不行…我剛剛幫他量過體溫
651
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,080
沒甚麼事
652
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:15,960
剛剛量過體溫
休息一會兒就行了
653
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,400
你帶著體溫表來旅行呀
654
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:18,000
是呀
655
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:19,120
真行, 準不準的
656
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,360
別吵…你進來幹甚麼
657
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,840
我想找你一起到碼頭接阿JEAN
658
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:24,840
阿JEAN
659
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:26,160
不用這麼早吧
660
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:26,960
不用這麼早
661
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:27,880
船還沒有到
662
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,000
船還沒有到
663
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,880
你去接人要有點兒誠意嘛
664
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,560
難道人家下了船你才到嗎
665
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:35,680
當然要站在碼頭等他了
你說是不是
666
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,160
不是…你先回去休息一會兒
667
00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:37,840
你走不走
668
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,840
你不用管我, 我待會兒再去
你不去, 我自己去
669
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:41,720
我幫你去接
670
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,120
我幫你去接, 幫你補救
671
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:44,960
補甚麼救呀
672
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,440
真是的…
673
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,040
我打電話叫他來就行了
674
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:49,840
等你打電話就天黑了
675
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,800
津津…
676
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:57,360
津…
677
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,720
看你上哪兒去找個阿JEAN來
等我去接
678
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,040
阿JEAN
你真有本事自己會找上門來
679
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,960
來…
680
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,080
你真行呀, 真是的
兩手空空來度假
681
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,240
不用帶漱口用具
不用帶毛巾洗澡, 真是的
682
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,920
蘇蘇會幫我帶來嘛
683
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,880
未婚妻就是未婚妻
684
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,120
這還用說
那球拍她也幫你拿來了
685
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,760
甚麼球拍
686
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,440
你不知道我們一會兒去打網球嗎
687
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,240
是這麼回事的
我不大會打網球
688
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,560
我也不會, 學著打嘛
689
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,760
換衣服…
690
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:46,400
上哪兒去呀
691
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,520
到廁所換衣服
692
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,960
我剛才看見小丁進去了
693
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,280
我看沒那麼快出來
694
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,560
就在這兒換不就行了
695
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,760
我不太喜歡別的男人
在我房裡換衣服
696
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,640
還是等小丁出來再換吧, 好不好
697
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:01,400
是呀
698
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,920
傻瓜, 大家都是男人怕甚麼
699
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,520
我在這兒換, 你也在這兒換
700
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,520
我看你, 你看我
誰也不吃虧的是不是
701
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:08,960
換…
702
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,440
換, 害羞呀
703
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,120
換吧, 換呀
704
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:14,200
換就換
705
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:18,760
行不行呀
706
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,600
大熱天你穿這麼多衣服不熱嗎
707
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:27,360
我想他家裡大概沒甚麼運動衣
所以就乾脆穿在身上了
708
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:31,120
幸好我多帶了一套
我借給你穿
709
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:34,520
來, 換上它
710
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,320
不用了
711
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,040
是呀, 不用了吧
712
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:38,400
這件衣服冬暖夏涼
713
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:39,920
我看是不用了吧
714
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,400
是不是嫌我有男人味
715
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:42,640
我不是這個意思
716
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:43,720
是不是不給面子呀
717
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:46,600
不是
718
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,400
不是就行了, 快點換吧
719
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:54,360
換就換
720
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,120
他的腋毛太多了
不好看…別看
721
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,000
別擋著我
722
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,440
原來我裡邊還有一件短袖的
723
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,440
詭計多端
724
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,200
是呀…
725
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,600
好呀…田味吉輸得好
726
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,040
師父
師兄
727
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,280
最棒無敵手
728
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:33,880
你不會打球就用頭頂
729
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,360
阿JEAN打輸是笨蛋
730
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:37,960
阿JEAN, 加油
731
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,200
師父
師兄
732
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,080
加油
733
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:41,560
努力…
734
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:42,640
師父
師兄
735
00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:43,520
加油
736
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,680
努力…
737
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:45,520
師父
師兄
738
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,480
加油
739
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:49,760
田味吉摔得好
740
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,280
YEAH…
741
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,800
你們別吵行不行
742
00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:56,000
我打球需要集中精神
我打球要靜靜地打
743
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:56,560
是呀
744
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,640
你別拉不出屎來賴茅房了
745
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,200
辛苦你了, 阿JEAN
746
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,360
這樣吧, 打賭呀
747
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,160
我要輸了, 就把頭砍下來
748
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,800
輸了也不至於要砍頭吧
749
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,240
開玩笑你真以為我是白癡
750
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:15,040
誰要輸了呢
誰就上那個山頭抄寫墓碑
751
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,120
這才是真的
752
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,440
不行, 那更白癡
753
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:20,480
師兄
754
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:21,320
幹甚麼
755
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,920
你打得一點都不好
你的球技真的不怎麼樣
756
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:24,320
是呀
757
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,200
你還跟人家打賭
758
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,080
你跟人家打球十場輸六場
759
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,000
原來老怪物的球技這麼差
760
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:31,280
阿JEAN
761
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,360
不用怕
你就接受他們挑戰
762
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,560
打賭會不會出事
763
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:39,640
我師父怕津津不行
764
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,040
不行, 別傻了
765
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,840
那個老怪物才不行
766
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:45,080
應戰
767
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,120
師兄就算不行
十場也能贏四場的
768
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,600
小丁, 那次跟師兄打的那個人
叫甚麼名字
769
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,400
他好像叫張德培
770
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:54,440
錯
771
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:57,200
叫亞加斯
772
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:29,520
津
773
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,640
阿JEAN…你怎麼樣, 你沒事吧
774
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,160
起來…
775
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,520
怎麼樣
776
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,240
沒甚麼, 只是肩膀有點疼
777
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:39,480
背部肌肉扭傷
778
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,840
還有手腳有十幾處傷罷了
沒甚麼
779
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,240
對不起
我不知道那個老怪物這麼厲害
780
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,800
別忘了帶個大本子上山抄
781
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,600
我一眼就看清楚了
起碼有一百多個墳頭
782
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,080
我不能陪你了
783
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,920
我要照顧津津
784
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:08,520
原來你叫人做了個假骨灰罈
是這麼用的
785
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,880
快點兒…趁他們沒來之前
要佈置好的
786
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:15,760
甚麼呀
787
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,800
人家幫你拿得這麼辛苦
你連聲謝謝都沒有
788
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,240
你自己拿吧
789
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,240
叫你幹一點兒小事
你就這麼多怨言
790
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:24,520
我拿就我拿
791
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:26,360
師兄
792
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:28,200
甚麼呀
793
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:33,560
怎麼你的腳感覺不到
有股屍骨未寒之氣嗎
794
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:42,800
對不起, 梁公
795
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:44,240
大人有大量
小孩子不知道好歹
796
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,240
這都怪梁爽爽
797
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,880
關我甚麼事
798
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,800
梁爽爽, 又是姓梁的
是你的親戚
799
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,000
我呸, 快走
800
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,400
梁公對不起, 大人有大量
801
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,840
其實你不用陪我來的
打輸的又不是你
802
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,360
一場朋友沒甚麼關係
803
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,040
說實話
我真的有點怕上墳地
804
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:20,080
幸虧今天有你來陪我
805
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,520
不然我準嚇死也抄不完
806
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,120
那乾脆我幫你抄
807
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,040
他們已經進入射程範圍了
808
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,800
大人有大量, 千萬不要怪我們
809
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:43,280
快走
810
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:51,840
老鼠呀
811
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:57,960
你怎麼樣
812
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,040
好疼呀
813
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,160
骷髏…
814
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,320
鬼呀
815
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,880
你千萬別殺我, 我求求你
816
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:45,880
你把我的臉踩成這樣
817
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,600
下邊誰都不敢娶我了
818
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:52,200
我只好把你抓下去當我老公
819
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,040
不行呀, 我不能當你老公
820
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,800
我真的不能當你的老公
821
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,360
為甚麼不行
822
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,680
因為…我是個女人
823
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,800
原來阿JEAN是個女人
824
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,360
我這輩子最笨的一次
就是選擇跟你合作
825
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,560
津津, 我真想不到你這麼無聊
826
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:14,520
我真是看錯你了
827
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:17,760
我以後再也不會煮甚麼白汁
燴神戶牛柳魚子醬給你吃了
828
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:29,720
我知道錯了
829
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,880
我以後再也不敢得罪廚神了