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剛才, 你有沒有聽見
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好恐怖的笑聲
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會…會不會是青蛙叫呀
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本來呢, 我也不是那麼怕鬼的
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就怪我小的時候
我姑姑老講鬼故事給我聽
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弄得我聽完了就睡不著
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後來呢還要靠我媽咪
唱歌哄我我才睡得著
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是嗎
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那她唱的甚麼歌
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甚麼歌？歌名我不記得了
不過我會啍
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我也會…
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在森林和原野是多麼的逍遙
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親愛的朋友呀你在想甚麼
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鳥兒輕輕在歌唱
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鳥兒輕輕在舞蹈
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親愛的朋友呀你在想甚麼
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你先把我放下來
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幹甚麼
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你知不知道你剛才唱歌沒有大舌頭
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是嗎
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是呀
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在…在森林和原野是多麼的逍遙
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怎…怎麼還是大舌頭
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但是剛才, 你真的沒有大舌頭
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我也知道自己大舌頭時好時壞
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我也不知道甚麼時候好
甚麼時候不好
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你…你腿不…不發軟
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是呀, 我的腿也是時好時壞
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那…我再多扶你一會吧
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免得你待會腿又軟
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不如你繼續唱歌吧
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我…我不唱, 要不…你來唱
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也好, 我唱了
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我心裡但求
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共他能愛在初秋
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只想跟他拖拖手手
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把臂在同遊
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含笑看我的溫柔
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甜絲絲的在心頭
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藍的天綠的草草
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原野共漫遊
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糟了
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如果給人發現她不在這兒
豈不是糟糕
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先出去看看
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你甚麼時候在這兒的
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在這一年了
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你要幹甚麼
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沒有, 我想看津津好點沒有
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她只是小感冒
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不用來看她這麼嚴重吧
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你看你說的
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感冒這種病是可大可小的
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鬧不好會死人的
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所以, 我特地給她送來一瓶
秘製的感冒藥水來試試
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謝謝
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講明了是秘製的嘛
怎麼能隨便的給你
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我要親手給她
不用
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我要親手給她
不用
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我要親腳給她
不用
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師父, 你回來了
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你們怎麼了
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小心, 坐…
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你沒事吧
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沒事
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我的腿發軟了
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你怎麼了？你的身上怎麼這麼髒
你摔倒啦
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不是, 只是有點腿發軟
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墓碑都抄完了沒有
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抄完了
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那個本子呢
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我丟了
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不是吧
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不過不用怕, 明天再抄
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開玩笑
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小丁, 幫我通知其他的人
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待會我在花園有事宣佈
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這次可就不是開玩笑了
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你老說你是田師傅的心腹
至愛大弟子
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你一定知道他要說甚麼
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不過呢, 這個世界上
還有一樣東西叫機密
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是呀, 機密可不是小丁這種
二三流的角色能知道的
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更不是你這種人肉解碼器
可以領會的
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會不會是加薪
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加薪也不關我的事
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那個老怪物呀怎麼會這麼好
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我想師兄是想在大家面前宣佈
我和他的婚事
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你說是不是？蘇蘇
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你作夢
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田師傅來了
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師兄
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各位, 請你們留意, 我只說一次
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今晚三點, 大榕樹下等
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不見不散, 謝謝
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還要夜裡三點, 不用睡覺啦
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爽爽, 不是說夜裡三點嗎
這麼早拉我出來幹甚麼
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早點出來看看熱鬧嘛
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看甚麼熱鬧
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甚…甚麼聲音…
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爽爽
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鬼呀
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你千萬不要殺我, 我求求你
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想不到師兄裝鬼還真像
把津津嚇成這樣
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你裝鬼更像
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甚麼, 我才不會這麼難看呢
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你一出去就夠嚇人
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你說甚麼
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沒甚麼
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別再跑
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我沒有得罪過你
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我求求你放過我吧
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你還說沒得罪我
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你記不記得你下午做過甚麼
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我…我做過甚麼
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你自己看看
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甚麼呀
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你的鞋印
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不好意思…我不是故意的
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我待會燒點…燒點紙錢給你
你不要殺我
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我不要那些
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跑車, 我送你一部跑車
不是, 燒部跑車給你
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最…最快、最新型的那種
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我不要那些
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遊艇…
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我不要這些
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大廈…南非別墅、堡壘…
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我不要這些
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蘇蘇來了沒有
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還沒有看見她, 你再拖一會
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好
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那你到底想要甚麼？你說呀
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我要甚麼待會再告訴你
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我求求你, 你不要再嚇我了
你快說要甚麼我馬上燒給你
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求求你…
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蘇蘇來了
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你這麼想知道我就告訴你
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我要你做我老公
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做你老公
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不行呀…不要呀…
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其實我們應該連蘇蘇也嚇一嚇
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師父又不是生蘇蘇的氣, 是津津嘛
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你這話甚麼意思
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我只是隨便說說
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你不說清楚, 我可就鬆手了
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我踩爛…不是
我踩了你的臉是我不對
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但是我不能下去當你的老公
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為甚麼
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因為…我不想死呀
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不行, 這個理由不夠充份
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原來師兄是吃醋, 才會上津津的當
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快把我拉到津津面前, 把她嚇死
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我來了
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別過來…
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也就是說他喜歡蘇蘇了
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救命呀, 別不管我, 快放我下來
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你們有沒有人知道
那個老怪物說的大榕樹在哪裡
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阿JEAN…
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師父好重呀, 支持不住了
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幫幫忙
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這種粗活, 你找別人吧
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不行了…
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小心…
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你到底搞甚麼？裝鬼嚇人
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你還惡人先告狀
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大家…不要眨眼, 有好戲看
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鬼呀, 我求求你…放過我吧
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大家看見了, 這個阿JEAN
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其實是津津扮的, 呸
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怎麼不吭聲
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你這個傻瓜
大家都知道阿JEAN就是津津
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甚麼, 大家都知道
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是呀
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師父, 那也就是說人家都知道
只有你和我不知道
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不可能的
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不可能的, 小丁, 我這麼英明
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不可能人家都知道就我不知道
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還有我也不知道
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原來你們都知道不告訴我
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我恨死你們了, 討厭死了, 滾開
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奶油妹你去哪兒
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都怪你…
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奶油妹
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不可能, 不可能你們都知道
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田師傅你也不必太失望, 還有我呢
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我也不知道阿JEAN就是津津
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怎麼有秘密也不告訴我
是不是把我這個哥哥當外人
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枉我對你這麼好, 為甚麼…
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救命呀, 我剛才看見一個女鬼
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現在又看見你這個冤鬼
你放過我吧…
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津津妹妹…
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津津
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柏高, 你看著我
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你好小子, 跟他們串通來耍我
你好呀
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我是想幫你
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我看是你想耍我們
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度假這麼好心
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你…
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那上門見家長的事又怎麼說
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那你呢？你也約我
和阿JEAN去喝下午茶
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分明就是有人忌妒
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吃醋
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我吃醋
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是呀
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我說吃醋的是你
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不然何必讓津津女扮男裝來氣我
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我為甚麼要吃醋
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你呀, 你為甚麼想那麼多點子
來拆穿我們
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可不是嗎？有人對我日久生情
也不奇怪
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我說你神經病
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你說甚麼
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對我日久生情的是你
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我秦蘇蘇, 嫁豬嫁狗
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嫁螞蟻也不嫁給你呀
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我也告訴你吧, 我田味吉
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娶雞娶鴨娶蟑螂也不會娶你
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為甚麼
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為甚麼有秘密也不告訴我
我對你這麼好
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你醒醒, 津津妹妹, 為甚麼
別吵了
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你已經不喜歡回這個家
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我還幫你留著這些獎杯幹甚麼呢
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扔
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傑出青年學廚獎, 扔
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十大金牌廚師獎, 扔
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一千五百米女子長跑
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這個獎是女兒的, 留著
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胖妞, 不會跳舞就別跳
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對不起
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別跳了…
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你幹甚麼？別理他
人家說我呢
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說兩句你就不跳了
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做人一定要有信心, 不能夠放棄
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好了…謝謝
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好點沒有
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好了很多了
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我們今天的大獎得主是
周英和王曼霞
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如果你的舞伴不是我呢
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肯定拿獎的就是你
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00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:11,400
你別這麼說, 我的舞伴只有你一個
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00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,800
我呢, 不會拋棄你的
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00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,320
我相信你也不會拋棄我吧
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走吧
好
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00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,680
我們今天還有一個最佳合作獎
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得獎者就是湯圓圓和秦萬石
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好棒呀
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看甚麼
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幹嘛這麼緊張
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十八區舞蹈大賽的報名表格是不是
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我早就拿了, 真是的
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00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,120
那麼誰做你的舞伴
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那誰又做你的舞伴
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現在是我問你
我問你呀
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00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,920
肥湯圓, 你來幹甚麼
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00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,200
我來找我老公行不行
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00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:07,760
萬石
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湯圓, 上次你不是說得很清楚
你已經不要我了嗎
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00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:16,200
你記不記得？你以前說過
你不會拋棄我的
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00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,320
我也不會放棄你的
所以我決定來帶你回家
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00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,400
不是…我真的甚麼都不記得了
你走吧
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00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,000
我不走, 要走就一起走
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00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,520
你這個人怎麼這麼野蠻
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00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,280
你再不走的話
我就找警察把你抬走
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00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,000
那就要多找幾個了
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00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:37,480
修修, 你
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00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,040
幹甚麼
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好了…
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00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:45,120
湯圓, 我現在真是怕了你了
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00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,600
我跟你打個賭
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00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:50,920
你幹甚麼你
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00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,080
你要是參加舞蹈比賽贏了我的話
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就跟你回去
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好呀
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社交舞
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萬石, 你明明知道我不會跳社交舞
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你不會呀
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00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,200
那真是太可惜了
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00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,920
我是不會拋棄你的
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我相信你, 你也不會拋棄我的
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好
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00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,200
我決定參加舞蹈比賽
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你…你別怪我給你潑冷水
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00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,400
誰肯做你的舞伴呀, 輸定的
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00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:33,840
我和珍珍就不一樣, 有冠軍相
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對不起, 修修
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00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:40,680
為了支持萬石擺脫這段不幸的婚姻
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00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,240
我決定做萬石的舞伴
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我真是太感動了
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00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,480
其實, 我也不想
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00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,720
我也沒想過要這麼做的
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00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,040
為了搶回我的愛人
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00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:00,120
為了要打倒橫刀奪愛的壞人
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00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,800
我們兩個就合作一次好不好
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00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:03,520
好
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00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:11,200
你說肥姨最近搞甚麼鬼呢
老是神秘兮兮的
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00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,360
休息也不出去, 整天躲在美味園
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00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,680
說實話, 最近肥姨走路一扭一扭的
295
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,640
像練凌波微步似的, 蘇蘇
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00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,760
爸爸走了這麼久
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00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,040
可能是媽媽太惦記爸爸了吧
298
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,240
我想爸爸一回來就沒事了
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00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,720
爸爸回來了
300
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,240
老闆回來了
301
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:33,840
你等不等
302
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,600
你等不等, 我是一條龍
303
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,360
你不過是一條小小蜈蚣
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00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,000
你們到底在幹甚麼
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00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:47,800
不是, 媽媽
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00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,520
媽媽你別嚇唬我, 你到底有甚麼事
307
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,240
你是不是撞邪…你快說, 是不是
甚麼…
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00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,920
是呀, 地板給你弄成這樣
又要打蠟了
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00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:55,720
是呀
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00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,480
媽媽, 你有甚麼事你就說出來
別鬼鬼鬼祟祟的
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00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,240
我…
一定有甚麼事, 是不是
312
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,280
你聽我說, 我…
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00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:03,600
我知道了
314
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,240
你以為瞞得了我大雄嗎
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00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:07,720
你知道了
316
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,600
我大雄看書無數
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00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,000
你這種屬於精神病
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00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,080
叫做憶夫成狂症
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00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,880
當你發病的時候自然就會模仿
你所憶念的人的一舉一動
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00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,240
於是就穿他穿過的衣服
睡他睡過的床
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00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:24,520
最後病情嚴重的時候
還會心跳、擔驚受怕
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00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:28,240
心跳、心慌意亂、坐臥不安
就像鬼上身一樣
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00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,160
你真是神經病呀你
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00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,560
你別生氣, 媽媽
325
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:35,360
你是不是太想爸爸了
想得這裡有一點…
326
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,960
女兒, 你也以為媽媽瘋了
327
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,960
你們一個個都瘋了
328
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:43,840
肥姨
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00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:44,560
媽媽
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00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:56,080
一二三四…二二三四、三二三四
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00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:06,000
一二三四…一二…
332
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,120
來…
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00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,560
我是來學跳舞的
334
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,600
是呀, 我也是呀
335
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:16,040
你想要我這條老命嗎？我不學了
336
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:21,280
你不學, 那我怎麼辦？誰跟我跳呀
不學了…
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00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:21,840
學吧
338
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,040
你別忘了吃藥
339
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,160
那怎麼辦？他也不跳
340
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:28,360
這個學生已經是第十三個
以安全為理由退學的了
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00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,600
你再找不到舞伴
我看我的學校要倒閉了
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00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,600
算了吧, 湯圓
343
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,560
以你的身材呢
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00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,200
只有以前的我才願意忍受
345
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,920
不行, 我一定要跳
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00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,760
我還要參加比賽, 勝出給你們看看
347
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,120
你連舞伴也沒有怎麼參加比賽
348
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,960
難道自己跟自己跳呀
349
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,960
可不是？你也會打麻將的嘛
350
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,720
牌搭子不夠怎麼打呢？你說是不是
351
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,280
你的最佳舞伴, 我來了
352
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,840
你肯跟我跳呀
353
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,280
你跳得真好…
354
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:19,360
好開心, 你肯做我的舞伴
真是太好了
355
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,920
不錯, 我一定要贏他
356
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,800
我要把他趕出不屬於他的舞蹈世界
357
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,680
大家一言為定
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00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,160
媽媽
359
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,200
你出去呀
360
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:45,000
是呀, 陳太太說三缺一
叫我去打麻將
361
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:46,600
打麻將
362
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,960
你拿這麼大袋東西去打麻將
363
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,880
不是, 她說回鄉下
叫我拿些舊衣服給她
364
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:52,840
我走了
365
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,720
這麼多舊衣服很重, 我幫你拿吧
366
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,360
不用…幾件衣服沒多重
我…我自己拿就行了
367
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,320
拜拜
368
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,680
演技真不怎麼樣, 擺明了騙我
369
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,200
鐵甲人
370
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,240
媽媽
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00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,520
女兒
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00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,720
媽媽, 你真的想參加比賽
373
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,880
這次全力以赴, 不成功便成仁
374
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:46,000
你不希望你媽媽失去老公
而你又失去老爸的話
375
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,240
女兒, 你求神拜佛也要盼媽媽贏呀
376
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:51,640
可是你…
377
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,720
我這種身材才有好處呢
378
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,240
一走進舞池
就吸引了所有裁判的目光
379
00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,360
可是這次不是買大小
380
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:01,720
就像買豹子一樣
381
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,960
只有二十四分之一的機會, 太難了
382
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:08,200
你肯試, 不管怎麼樣也是有個機會
383
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:09,560
廣告也說過
384
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,440
要贏人家, 首先要贏自己
385
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,200
我以前瞞著你們呢
386
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,840
一直憋在心裡面, 真不舒服
387
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,120
現在說出來了, 人也就輕鬆了
388
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:33,120
媽媽, 我是你的女兒
389
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,000
你有心事應該跟我說
390
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,560
媽媽現在不是一五一十的
都告訴你了
391
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,960
只要是媽媽的心願
我一定會支持你
392
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:44,920
換了是你
393
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,760
女兒, 你有甚麼心願
394
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,320
媽媽也一定支持你
395
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,040
我有甚麼心願
396
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:54,600
你是我生出來的
397
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,840
難道我還不知道你的心事嗎
398
00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:01,680
你和田師傅, 媽媽早就看出來了
399
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,200
我和他沒甚麼
400
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,840
他也沒有甚麼特別的
401
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:12,120
只是留了個山羊鬍子
眼睛好像要掉出來
402
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:14,960
你別不承認了, 我跟你說
403
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,840
幸福呢, 是不會從天上掉下來的
404
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:22,440
現在那個爽爽
已經擺明了要跟你爭奪田師傅
405
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:26,360
你一點也不爭取就放棄
你這也太傻了吧
406
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,000
你爸爸以前跟我說過的
407
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,840
不要輕易退縮, 千萬不要放棄
408
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,480
對自己要有信心
409
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,600
我們就一起努力吧
410
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,080
不過現在應該是我先幫你努力
411
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:43,960
好呀
412
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:45,000
來呀, 媽媽
413
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:45,720
OK
414
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,560
不開心只有你肯聽我
415
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:06,280
你永遠有最好的耳朵
416
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:10,160
孤孤單單只要你親親我
417
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:13,880
對我笑笑淺淺笑渦
418
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:21,440
事事為我 所花每處的心思總會多
419
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,400
望著念著就心花放
420
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:31,920
甜蜜蜜就沒痛楚 愛更多 愛更多
421
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,800
彼此相依靠你等於我
422
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,520
靠向你我就不再徬徨
423
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:44,360
根本不需深究愛的真諦
424
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:48,000
你我兩個已懂得太多
425
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,960
即使天天都有冷風吹過
426
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,840
你永遠也會風裡護航
427
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,480
相依相親只有你清楚我
428
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:03,280
永遠無替代不可以改
429
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:08,800
愛更多 愛更多 愛更多
430
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,720
是誰按門鈴按得這麼急呀
431
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,840
你呀, 裡邊坐
432
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,440
找我有事嗎
433
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,800
奶油妹說你那天在度假屋
扭傷了還沒有好
434
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,280
媽媽叫我拿家傳的藥酒給你
435
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:40,840
怎麼對我這麼好
436
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,480
我怕你不能痊癒, 廚房沒有人幹活
437
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,800
我會痊癒的, 放心吧
438
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,800
我放在這裡
你愛甚麼時候搽就甚麼時候搽吧
439
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,400
我的腰好疼呀
440
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,880
我的腰好疼呀
441
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,240
你快點過來坐下吧
442
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,040
好疼呀
443
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,600
好疼呀…
444
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,960
我幫你搽好不好
445
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:24,920
好呀
446
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,560
輕…輕一點…
447
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,760
你在外邊玩夠了沒有
448
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:45,400
玩夠了就回來吧
449
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,240
我回哪兒
450
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,560
回美味園
451
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,920
你別忘了, 我是你師父
452
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,640
做甚麼事呢都要有始有終
453
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,800
你連我的一成功力都沒有學會
你就別指望下山了
454
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,800
出去壞了我的名聲知不知道
455
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:16,240
那你現在是不是…想讓我回來呀
456
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:21,600
你說呢
457
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:24,800
我要你說
458
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:35,520
誰說都一樣
459
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,200
還有哪兒疼
460
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,040
這裡已經不疼了
461
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:51,040
我現在…這裡疼
462
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,800
這一圈都疼
463
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,520
這…這裡呀
464
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:55,640
是呀
465
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:57,400
師兄
466
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,000
怎麼弄得渾身傷也不告訴我呢
467
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,840
這種粗活, 還是我來吧
468
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,000
這瓶藥是我拿來的, 我來搽
469
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,240
過門就是客, 要你動手動腳多不好
我來
470
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:14,480
我來呀
471
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:16,080
那你來吧
472
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:17,720
師兄, 我幫你搽
473
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,240
這隻手, 我的
474
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,240
這條腿, 我的
475
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,320
這條腿, 我的
十大酷刑呀
476
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,440
大腿以上是我的
477
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:32,760
眼睛我的
478
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:44,160
你已經打了一個鐘頭了
一個球也投不進去, 難道你瞎的
479
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:49,120
你才瞎, 投不中就投不中
又不是NBA, 自己打著玩
480
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,040
你來試試, 笨蛋
481
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:52,000
蘇蘇
482
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,080
好邪呀
483
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,480
我一叫蘇蘇你就投進去了
484
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,960
只是碰巧了, 邪甚麼邪
485
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:05,760
蘇蘇
486
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,200
又投中了還不承認
487
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,280
承認甚麼, 都是你說的
488
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:18,640
拜託你不要再裝矜持了, 廚…神
489
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,160
你再叫我廚神我就翻臉了
490
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,040
你又不是不知道
我和秦萬石的恩恩怨怨
491
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,840
我不是想裝矜持
492
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,320
那蘇蘇是秦萬石的女兒
493
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,480
我把她放在身邊
就等於放了一個定時炸彈
494
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,760
你明不明白？會爆炸的, 炸死自己
495
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,040
可能你結了婚生了兒子
那個炸彈還沒炸
496
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:39,960
懶得跟你說
497
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,680
可能秦萬石
以後再也想不起來他以前的事
498
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,480
也許他離開美味園之後
就再也不回來了呢
499
00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:58,720
蘇蘇
500
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,440
如果這球進去就是了
501
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,320
我的天
502
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:05,440
走吧, 廚神
503
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,800
我警告你別再叫我廚神
504
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,120
好呀, 金一山
505
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,160
叫我真名
506
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,880
小丁, 這裡交給你了
507
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,280
我看你這麼晚才回來
所以給你做了點吃的
508
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:34,880
吃吧
509
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,120
謝謝
510
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,760
只是約會女生嘛, 有甚麼好怕的
比學廚還難嗎
511
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:48,480
金一山, 我支持你, 上呀…
512
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,600
你想說話
513
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000
我…
514
00:31:58,800 --> 00:31:59,640
我甚麼
515
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,880
我要…
516
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,440
你想說甚麼就說吧
517
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,240
我要你…
518
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:10,000
說呀
519
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,280
我…
520
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:15,600
他叫你快點把東西吃光了
小丁在廚房等著洗碟子呢
521
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,000
廚房甚麼聲音？快去看看小丁
去…
522
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,320
要不你去, 要不就一起去
523
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:30,600
你知道孤男寡女
單獨面對不大好吧
524
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,440
那我去吧
525
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,480
名譽師母…你快進來, 進來吧
526
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,000
幹甚麼
527
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,040
進來再說
528
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:38,200
幹甚麼
529
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,080
走吧
530
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:40,720
幹甚麼嗎
531
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,200
蘇蘇, 我想約你明天去看演唱會
532
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,480
我明天約了朋友去看電影
533
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,440
不過還沒有買票
534
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,240
所以…有時間
535
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:04,280
真的？
536
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,000
你的臉好像髒了
537
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:09,360
哪兒
538
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,840
這兒, 看看那邊有沒有
539
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:13,640
有沒有
540
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,280
你硬把我拉進來到底幹甚麼
541
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:20,040
沒甚麼, 剛才看見一隻蚊子
和蒼蠅牠在打架
542
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,200
我…我怎麼勸牠們也不聽
所以就叫你進來勸勸牠們
543
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:24,800
不知道跑到哪兒去了
544
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,320
師父, 看來這次來真的了
545
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,080
去看演唱會
也可以和普通朋友一起去
546
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,520
和普通朋友去看不用吹頭髮吧
547
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,760
拜你為師這麼多年
從來沒見你這麼誇張的
548
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,040
所以說你呢
549
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,000
一個人的儀容就直接反映了一個人
550
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,160
有沒有禮貌、有沒有教養
551
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,560
難道披頭散髮去見人家嗎？真是的
552
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,880
師父, 那腋毛定型
也算是禮貌的一種嗎
553
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,080
噴錯了
554
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:13,320
打扮赴約呢
是一個女生應該有的禮貌
555
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,200
正常的
556
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,600
通常談戀愛的女性呢
都會把自己打扮得很漂亮
557
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:22,440
還要表現得很有禮貌, 你做得對
558
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:25,440
我只是跟朋友看一場演唱會
559
00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:28,040
你又想到哪兒去了
560
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,440
不會…
561
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,120
你別看田師傅, 他雖然滿臉鬍子
562
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,280
但是看起來
他這個人還是蠻老實的
563
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:43,600
津津, 為甚麼你的品味這麼差
564
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,320
你看那個老怪物
565
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,640
留了一把長髮, 又不配他的臉型
566
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,040
他的臉型呢, 就更不配他的身材
567
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:54,760
他這麼普通的男人
568
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,720
滿街都可以找到十個八個
569
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:00,800
好帥呀, 師父
570
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:04,520
帥不帥呢就要見仁見智
571
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:09,120
不過我這種獨特的氣質呢
也真是為世人所嚮往的
572
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,600
師父, 好深奧
573
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,880
深不深奧呢也是要見仁見智的
574
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,640
不過我這種獨特的氣質呢
也真是為世人所嚮往的
575
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,840
師父, 你的對白太嚕囌了
576
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,960
嚕不嚕囌也是見仁見智的
577
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,320
現在幾點了？不要回餐廳啦
578
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,000
師父, 幾點回餐廳也是見仁見智的
579
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:34,120
見仁見智
580
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,680
香不香？香吧, 香就上班
581
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,960
簡直能拿九十五分, 一點也不假
582
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:45,920
為甚麼只有九十五分
583
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:47,200
還有那五分呢
584
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,280
那五分…
585
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:49,720
是不是我的妝化得太濃了
586
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,560
還是我的裙子太黑了
換件有花的衣服會不會好看一點
587
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,640
是…
為甚麼？怎麼辦呢
588
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,960
你再不走遲到了, 再扣五分
589
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,160
對呀, 到點了, 我要走了
590
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,240
九十五分啊？OK？
591
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:03,920
OK
592
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:04,760
拜拜
593
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:05,800
祝你好運
594
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:13,800
爽爽, 我出去了, 你看家
595
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,320
師父
596
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,640
師父死了, 師兄
597
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,280
爽爽, 師父怎麼了
598
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,320
師父怎麼了
599
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,360
你先別哭了, 你告訴我師父怎麼了
600
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,840
師父…師父他死了
601
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:35,960
師父死了
602
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:42,120
師父的朋友從法國打電話來說
603
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:46,680
師父剛剛在上個禮拜病死了
604
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:52,040
師父病死？師父那麼年輕
有甚麼病可以病死
605
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,000
乳癌呀
606
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,080
乳癌
607
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,640
不可能的, 這真是天妒英才
608
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,120
師兄, 我們乾一杯
609
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:17,520
師父, 你怎麼不早點告訴我
610
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,560
現在的醫學這麼昌明
611
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:22,640
你要是早點告訴我的話
612
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,400
我花多少錢也要找人治好你
你就不會死了
613
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,960
你為甚麼不說呀
614
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,640
是呀, 為甚麼師父你不說
615
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:35,040
我們乾一杯
616
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,480
不行, 我要見師父
617
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:45,040
我要見師父最後一面…
618
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,760
師兄…
619
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,920
我不見師父最後一面
我這一輩子也不會安心的
620
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,360
人死不能復生沒有用的
621
00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:54,760
師父不會想看見你這個樣子的
622
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,960
我們為師父乾一杯
623
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:08,120
我們為師父這麼多年的教導, 乾杯
624
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:15,360
我們為師父這麼多年的大恩大德
乾杯
625
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:20,760
再給我一杯
626
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,160
師父
627
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,800
我跟你乾一杯
628
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:36,840
幹甚麼？小孩
629
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:38,200
要一碗麵
630
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:39,520
要甚麼菜
631
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:40,680
每樣都要一點
632
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,800
要八珍是不是
633
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,760
我只吃了一口還一半錢給我行不行
634
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:52,760
你幹甚麼
635
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:57,080
這碗麵的鹼味太濃
魚丸又不夠新鮮, 豬血一夾就碎
636
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:59,360
還有呀, 蘿蔔也太老了
637
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,200
這碗麵根本就不是人吃的
638
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:02,840
小孩, 你別搗亂
639
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,640
各位老大, 我只是有甚麼就說甚麼
640
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:13,000
這些真的不好吃
怎麼能給客人吃這麼難吃的東西呢
641
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,240
給我把他打啞了
642
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:16,920
坐好
643
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:23,360
打他…打…
644
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,120
住手
645
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:25,920
幾個大人欺負一個小孩
646
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,520
小孩, 你疼不疼
647
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,600
你叫甚麼名字
648
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:33,920
金一山
649
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,000
你很有學廚藝的天份
650
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,960
你想不想當一個最好的廚師
做最好的食物
651
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:39,840
想呀
652
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:41,800
那你跟我走好不好
653
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:42,520
好呀
654
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:49,400
我們為師父的狗, 乾杯
655
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,320
師父養狗了嗎
656
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,160
沒養嗎
657
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,680
那我們為師父的所有東西乾杯
658
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:01,200
為師父的東西乾杯
659
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:26,880
心上人 查實倜儻英俊冧死人
660
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:30,520
我望著望著一身肌膚都過敏
661
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:34,040
令人熱血沸騰呢個男人
662
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:38,720
你想飛都飛唔出我迷魂陣Woo Ho
663
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:44,880
點解輕易得手 點解得你係咁笨
664
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,400
你醒番之後呢生呢世就變更
665
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:52,040
有我沉魚落雁做你呢世嘅女人
666
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,160
說句真 查實你都算好運
667
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:59,200
心上人 你乖乖俾我睇多“陣”
668
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,880
我望著望著呢鋪諗起都過癮
669
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:06,440
鬼叫你成日辜負我一片真心
670
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:11,200
惟有擺下呢個迷魂陣Woo Ho
671
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,320
這次你還不玩完
672
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:02,920
別煩我了
673
00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:06,680
我怎麼見人呀
674
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,520
我不想活了
675
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,560
怎麼會這樣
676
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:28,640
你自己看見了
677
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,680
你別告訴我在這種情況之下
678
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,800
你以為我們在玩蓋棉被嗎
679
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:36,920
蓋棉被
680
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,240
你剛才喝得大醉
681
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,440
接著就把我的衣服都脫光了
682
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,160
把我抱上床, 接著…
683
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,520
夠了, 不用說得這麼仔細了
684
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,800
那你剛才做得仔細嘛
685
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,360
我沒臉見人了
686
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,480
你這麼快就穿上衣服了
怎麼玩蓋棉被
687
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,480
你剛才脫我衣服不是更快
688
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,200
你已經是個大人了
689
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,760
不是小孩子鬧著玩了
690
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:43,080
做錯事要負責任, 明白嗎
691
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:50,680
不許抖嘴