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師父…他死了
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師父死了？
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我們為師父這麼多年
的大恩大德乾杯
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我沒臉見人了
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我不要做人了
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怎麼會這樣？
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你看到了
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你別告訴我
你以為我們現在是在玩蓋棉被
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蓋棉被
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你已經是個大人了
不是小孩子鬧著玩
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做錯事要負責任的, 明白嗎？
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你怎麼穿成這樣？
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你怎麼穿成這樣
你到底想搞甚麼鬼
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妖不妖？
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我這個造型專門拿來吸引異性
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我平時純情的打扮
只是拿來掩飾我豺狼的真面目
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這個才是真正的我
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你瘋了？胡說八道的
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NO, 我沒瘋
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大家玩玩感情遊戲
何必這麼認真？
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甚麼感情遊戲？
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你知不知道昨天晚上我等了你多久
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大家年輕人
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難道還天長地久
至死不渝這麼土嗎
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我女殺手有一個做人的格言
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就是能上的都不浪費
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不能上的也揩揩油
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至於昨晚, I AM SORRY
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因為有一個老情人
突然跑到我家來
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有個現成的在面前
難道大老遠的跑去找你嗎？
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所以我今天一定要用
行動來向你道歉
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老實說我對你沒甚麼感覺
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不過我知道你喜歡我
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這麼巧, 晚上我有兩個鐘頭的空閒
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這把是我家的鑰匙
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下流
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對不起
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男人真下流
都和豬八戒一樣好色
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沒有一個是好東西
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蘇蘇, 你那篇“甚麼是壞男人”
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只是登在副刊的
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你寫了幾十萬字
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可以出書分上下集了
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我還沒有入正題
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昨天才看你如何歌頌男人
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今天這麼快就轉話題了？
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是呀
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昨天我還不知道男人是甚麼
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可是今天我完全完全清楚
男人是甚麼動物
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不是豬就是狗對不對？
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還是最下賤的
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你也別這麼毒
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津津
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姐姐妹妹應該要站起來
不能再靠男人
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你的意思是說
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待會兒我要看醫生
也要找個女醫生
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那當然了, 男人靠不住的
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不要說看醫生
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就算是煮東西吃
我們也不可以吃男人煮的東西
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是的
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電話
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夏津津
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柏高, 是呀
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我傷風感冒
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你煮東西給我吃？
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你幹甚麼？
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你要吃東西, 我煮給你吃
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你要看醫生, 我帶你去看醫生
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糟了, 不知道津津病得怎麼樣？
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她那麼迷糊
可能不懂得照顧自己
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師父, 既然關心人家
就上門探訪
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對了, 師父
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乾脆你再燒幾樣拿手的菜一塊帶去
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那就更妙了
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小勁, 你在哪兒？
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在你後面
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你走路怎麼沒聲音的
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我沒穿釘鞋當然沒聲音了
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你別管我有沒有聲音
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你有機會就行了, 師父
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甚麼機會？
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大好機會
現在連感冒菌也幫你
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簡直天時地利人和
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打鐵趁熱呀
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津津跟我是好朋友嘛
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你跟我說這個好像不太好
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任何男女關係
都是從朋友變成好朋友
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跟著男女朋友
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難道你對她一點意思都沒有嗎？
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再說津津是個好女孩
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你大舌頭她都不介意
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女人生病的時候最軟弱了
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如果突然有一個
強有力的臂彎摟著她
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你說多甜蜜, 實在令人陶醉
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你這是哪條筋不對？
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給我拿黑胡椒進來
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來了…
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津津…你病得怎麼樣？
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坐下…來…坐下…
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看了醫生沒有？
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醫生看過了, 假也請了
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吃了東西沒有？
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有沒有吃藥？
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我帶了些吃的給你
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這盒是今天晚上吃的
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這盒是今晚臨睡前吃藥前吃的
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這個是明天早餐吃藥之前吃的
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記住了沒有
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我幫你拿到廚房去
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不用了, 我來
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順便給你倒杯茶
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津津, 你的電話響
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你幫我聽
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津津
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津津, 津津她在廚房
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等一等好不好？
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你一定是津津的老公阿齊了
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我是爸爸, 你不用上班了嗎？
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打錯了
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誰打來的？
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你爸爸
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我爸爸從加拿大打回來？
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他說甚麼？
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你爸爸以為我是你老公阿齊
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你已經結了婚了嗎？
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在這個世界上只有三個人
知道我結了婚的事
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第一個是我爸爸
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第二個是我媽媽
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第三個是我的姑姑
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你知道嗎？如果我不騙他們說
我已經結了婚的話
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他們一定會逼我移民去加拿大的
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那麼那個阿齊呢？
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那個阿齊其實是
我小學到中學的同班同學
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早就已經移民了
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因為跟他很熟
所以我才會拿他的名字來做擋箭牌
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懂嗎？
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懂
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來, 喝茶
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謝謝
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田師傅, 我…
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不用我了, 我聽你的聲音
就知道你喜歡上一個女孩
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可是…
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可是不知道人家
對有自己有沒有意思
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不知道…
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不知道怎麼辦？
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追？還是不追？
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我怕…
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追不到連朋友都沒得做
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這樣…
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如何是好呢？
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我會教你就好了, 我還想找人幫
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我叫你十五分鐘報到一次
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怎麼過了兩分鐘還沒有打過來
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我在跟人聊天給忘記了
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我打算下次提早兩分鐘打給你的
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親一個才能掛電話
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這裡人很多, 難為情的
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不用了吧？
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一定要, 你是不是不聽我的話？
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乖
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OK, BYE BYE
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你看到啦
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我的靈魂, 軀殼還有肉體
都不屬於我自己了
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你真的好慘
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是非常的慘
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我不幸還是希望兄弟好的
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別管她有沒有意思
最要緊是自己喜歡
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上
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夏津津
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爸爸
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你明天回來？
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津津…
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我上哪兒去弄個老公回來？
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糟了…我這個時候上哪兒找
個老公回來給我爸爸媽媽看
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要是找不到一定會穿幫的
要結婚也來不及了
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別急, 會有辦法的
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你現在真的要結婚
當然來不及了
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假結婚？
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YES, 過來
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你隨便找一個人認做老公
先應付你爸爸媽媽再說
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你爸爸媽媽又不是一直住在這裡
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不過到時候你要隨機應變了
是不是？
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這個點子太舊了
好像有點過時了
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舊是舊了一點
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最重要的是廣大的觀眾接受嘛
對不對？
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這倒是
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可是匆匆忙忙上哪兒
去找個假老公？
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你有沒有甚麼異性的親朋好友
配得上你呢？
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爸爸媽媽, 這位就是我的老公了
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爸爸, 媽媽
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不行
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爸爸媽媽, 這位就是我的老公了
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爸爸, 媽媽
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不行
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媽媽爸爸, 這位就是我的老公了
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不行…
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媽媽爸爸, 這位就是我的老公了
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HELLO, 我叫喬柏高
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就是他了
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最像樣最配我的, 非他莫屬了
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就這麼決定了
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我想向你們借點東西
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先聲明
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要是借錢等於跟和尚借梳子一樣
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不是借錢
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我想借你們來演一場戲
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你不是當記者嗎？搞戲劇
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不是
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我想借你們來幫我演場戲
給我爸爸媽媽看看
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你爸爸媽媽從加拿大回來
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是呀
你知道他們一直以為我結婚了
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所以希望你們幫我演一場戲
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假扮我的老公跟我的老公的家人
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可是我們…
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你不用說了
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津津想我扮她老公
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你？
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論外型和演技我是最適合的
不作他人想
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可是余老闆
問題是你的年紀太大
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年紀大小可以扮的
我又不是沒扮過
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扮得比小勁青春也行
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你也行？
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扮她老公你當然想了
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親熱場面多
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這樣吧, 乾脆我女扮男裝
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津津
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你？
容許我耽誤大家一下
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有個現成的在這裡
你不要挑個老的來扮小的
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現成的怎麼樣？
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誰像我充滿青春活力
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幹甚麼？
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一號喬柏高, 芳齡二十七歲
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體重一百五十磅
身高一百七十五公分
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三圍38、30、37.5
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住嘴
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找他扮怎麼行？
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皮膚那麼黑
人家以為她老公是黑鬼
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不是呀, 余老闆
我認為柏高是最合適的人選了
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何況我爸還聽過他的聲音
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可是我…
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你別怕嘛
我爸爸媽媽很快就走的
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不錯, 就由柏高扮吧
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比你老頭子強多了
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你…
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可是我說話大舌頭
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放心吧, 師父
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你只是大舌頭
又不是啞巴怕甚麼？
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住嘴
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那余老闆你們…
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好啦…他扮就他扮吧
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我們江湖兒女, 朋友有難
當然要赴湯蹈火了對不對
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不過呢, 以後那十期美食指南
我們在龍虎榜會排第幾呢？
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那當然是NUMBER 1
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NUMBER 1
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太好了, 大團圓
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來…這個時候當然是新人熱身了
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熱…熱身
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是呀, 請便…
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熱身
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老公
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你是“皇室玫瑰”的老闆
怎麼能住這麼小的房子
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馬上搬來我們這裡住才像嘛
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把姿勢擺好了…
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這樣行不行…
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行…下雪…
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多一點…再多一點…
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對了
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我是津津的老公
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我是津津老公的爸爸
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我日出而作
照顧一個大好的家庭
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我是津津老公的媽媽
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進得廚房出得廳堂
賢良淑德的小婦人
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我是津津老公的弟弟
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我是品學兼優、動靜皆宜
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很可愛的小弟弟, YEAH
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我們有一個幸福的家庭
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我有個好老公, 好幸福
好老公、好哥哥, 好兒子
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你幹嘛笑得這麼陰險
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對了, 你們記得自己的身份啦？
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記得了
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我當然記得了
我最用功了, 做足了功課
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不過嘛我要去方便一下
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待會兒的戲自然流暢
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對, 快
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是
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難道這麼快就到了？
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開門…
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來了
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爸爸, 媽媽, 姑姑
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津津
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這麼快就到啦？
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飛機提早到嘛, 箱子擱哪裡？
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先放在這裡, 隨便坐
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請坐…
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過來…請坐…
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不要客氣, 隨便坐
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坐…
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請坐…
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津津, 這幾個笑咪咪的人是誰
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這幾個是我老公
還有他的家人
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一家人…
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爹地媽咪, 你們好
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他說甚麼？
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他說話比較小聲一點
他的意思是問候你們
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我先自我介紹
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我是她老公的爸爸
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爸爸
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津津, 你不是說他沒爸爸的
在孤兒院長大的嗎？
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我說過嗎？
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你怎麼忘記了？你寫信告訴我們的
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說她老公有個管家
他一定是管家了
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管家…
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他們情如父子
拿他當爸爸一樣
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對
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所以就叫爸爸
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爸爸…
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那這位是
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我…
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你是…
我是…
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我知道了, 她一定是…
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大哥, 你不用替她說
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她不可能不知道自己是誰
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我是, 我…
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她是…
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她…她是我奶媽…
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是呀, 津津不是說
她老公在這裡有個管家
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又有個奶媽, 她一定是奶媽了
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是呀, 我是奶媽
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奶媽…
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奶媽, 那叔公呢？
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叔公
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怎麼這麼熱鬧
我自我介紹吧
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我就是津津老公的…
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叔公
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叔公？我是叔公
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你是叔公？
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是呀, 叔公…
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你的年紀…
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年紀是比較小
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可是我輩份高
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如果要怪
怪我爸爸生性風流吧
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別理他
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對了, 你們都累了
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不如帶你們到樓上去休息
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好, 我們去休息了
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好…請…
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來…
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叔公
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叔公
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你們跟我來這邊
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你們的房間, 我已經收拾好了
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你們今天可以早點休息
跟我進來吧
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好
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津津, 你不要緊吧
要姑姑睡在雜物房
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不是呀
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不是
那就是要你爸爸媽媽睡這兒
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尼龍床也一樣
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老婆, 開床吧
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等一下
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其實我是想告訴你們
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這間房間就是
這棟房子裡的雜物房
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我不希望你們以後走錯地方嘛
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00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,840
你們的房間就在後面
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我帶你們去
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其實你們的房間是這間才對
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我現在帶你們進去
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這裡就是廁所
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如果你們要去方便, 真的好方便
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老婆, 我們實在太方便了
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是
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客房應該是前面那兩間
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你怎麼不早點跟我說呢
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其實客房應該是
在前面那兩間才對
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你們兩個好像不是住在這兒似的
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是…對…
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因為這個房子曾經維修過
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以前的廁所就變成了雜物房
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雜物房就變成了客房
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那客房還變成了廚房
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所以比較亂了一點
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亂了
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廁所廚房
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津津, 你真會說笑話
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老婆, 我們收拾一下
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是
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我怎麼辦？你說怎麼辦…
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00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:37,880
你不要擔心
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00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,560
剛才那麼危急都沒事
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00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,200
相信他們不會懷疑我們的
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00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,600
你剛才沒有留意到
我姑姑的眼神嗎？
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你們兩個果然很會說笑話呀
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甚麼意思？
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00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:57,080
她的眼睛充滿了懷疑
尤其是那幾聲笑聲
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她擺明不相信我們是夫妻了
怎麼辦呢？
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00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,400
不會吧？
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這樣吧
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坐下來
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00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:07,320
幹甚麼…
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我1971年1月13號出生
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山羊座
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00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,240
喜歡黑色和白色
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00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,280
最喜歡吃芒果, 葡萄, 西瓜
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00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,920
你說甚麼？我不懂呀
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00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:19,640
我姑姑是一個又陰險
又小器又狡猾的女人
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待會兒她一定會問
我們兩個人的事情
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00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,520
所以你現在只有五分鐘的時間
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00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,920
必須記住我所有的資料
你明不明白？
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00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,560
五…五分鐘記住這麼多事？
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00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,160
不錯
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00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:28,920
就從五歲開始
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00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,480
五歲開始
我爸爸媽媽就很喜歡帶我去…
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00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,920
五分鐘就別說五歲
說最近的好不好？
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00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:33,880
說大一點的
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00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,360
十歲…十歲的時候
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00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,360
五分鐘你別說十歲
再說大一點好不好
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00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:39,440
十五歲
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00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:42,040
十五歲我唸初三的時候
第一次有男生送花給我
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他每天都在學校門口
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太飽了
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00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,880
別管了, 我們到那邊聊聊天吧
421
00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:58,840
好…來…
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00:22:58,920 --> 00:22:59,800
這是女人做的
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好
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00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,040
我收拾就行了
425
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:01,960
我幫你…
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00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:06,320
阿齊, 結了婚還老是粘在一起
427
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,760
過去陪岳父岳母聊聊天
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00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,560
可能有很多事情要問問你
429
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,880
是呀阿齊
過去陪爸爸媽媽聊聊天
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00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,080
好…
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00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,040
是的…過來…
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00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,880
是呀, 阿齊, 你幹嘛這麼害臊呢？
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00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,960
一塊聊聊, 怕人家把你吃了
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00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,560
管家, 要是姑姑想吃了他
我相信呀
435
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:33,280
你看姑姑的模樣
殺氣騰騰的想吃人似的
436
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,280
你說甚麼？
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00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:35,680
怎麼？
438
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:36,080
怎麼？
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00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,320
我是叔公輩份高
喜歡胡說八道, 控制不住
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00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:40,520
沒辦法
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00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,000
這樣吧
我去切點水果給大家吃好不好？
442
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,960
切水果讓津津切吧
443
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,640
坐下, 難道你怕呀？坐…
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00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,440
小妹, 別這麼粗魯嘛
445
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,840
你看看阿齊多斯文
446
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是呀…
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00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,720
不是我愛誇自己人
阿齊的確是很好
448
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,720
不嫖不賭
他跟津津是最相配了
449
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,040
何止？簡直是金童玉女
450
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,080
前一陣子搞甚麼模範夫妻選舉
451
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,000
隔壁高太太, 老想提名他們
452
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,000
是呀…
453
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,560
配不配這個問題
不能只看表面的
454
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:20,040
你對你的伴侶認識有多深？
455
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,640
阿齊, 你看你能拿多少分呢？
456
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,760
當然是一百分了
457
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,400
是不是一百分呀？
458
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,280
對
459
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,760
八卦雜誌是靠不住, 騙人的
460
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:36,680
靠不住…
461
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,480
不知道是誰騙誰
462
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,720
玩玩無所謂, 問…
463
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:43,960
是嘛, 玩玩無所謂
464
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:45,880
很簡單, 第一條
465
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:49,760
你太太是甚麼時候出生的？
466
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,960
一九七一年一月十三號
467
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,600
好, 是幾點鐘呢？
468
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,800
姑姑大人
是不是連幾分幾秒也要問呀？
469
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,560
我可是照書直問的
470
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:05,920
OK
471
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:06,920
是不是不敢回答
472
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:13,760
好像是晚上的三點四十八分十六秒
473
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,760
大嫂, 對不對？
474
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,680
我也記不得這麼清楚了
總而言之是半夜啦
475
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,760
半夜不就是三點多了
476
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,240
不可能幾分幾秒也記得那麼清楚
477
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,280
說得對, 記不清楚
478
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:26,960
是呀…我也記得差不多了
479
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,280
是呀…好, 再問你一條
480
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:35,240
津津第一次
跟男朋友約會做過甚麼
481
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,720
你不可能不知道的
津津一回來就告訴我了
482
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,000
你說, 她一定會告訴你的
483
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:45,840
我真的不知道
484
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,120
你完蛋了你
485
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,040
我反對, 姑姑大人
486
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,840
沒一個女人會這麼三八
告訴自己的老公
487
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,480
第一次跟男朋友約會
做過甚麼是不是？
488
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:58,120
每個女人都騙老公
說老公是她初戀第一個男朋友
489
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,480
十個女人十個這樣
490
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,160
誰要你們兩個多管閒事
491
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,000
哥兒們, 我是叔公輩份高
492
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,120
我甚麼都管
493
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,640
怎麼樣？你管得著嗎
494
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,880
我是管家, 輩份低, 甚麼都管
495
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,800
怎麼這麼吵？
496
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:11,560
他們兩個吵死了
497
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,240
沒甚麼, 大家鬧著玩
聲音大了一點, 沒事
498
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,400
是呀, 很晚了
499
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:18,440
我們睡覺了
500
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,080
睡覺…
501
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,280
晚安…
502
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:25,200
早睡早起精神好呀
503
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,000
早睡早起身體好呀
504
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,040
好呀
505
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,760
我想…
看來今晚…
506
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,360
我想這麼晚了, 他們都睡了
507
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:45,720
我出去了
508
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,040
好
509
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,400
甚麼事？進來
510
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:04,720
這麼晚還沒睡呀？
511
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:06,920
對了, 姑姑, 你也沒睡呀
512
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,160
找我有事？
沒有
513
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:11,440
我反正睡不著就進來
看看你們兩個睡了沒有
514
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:17,280
姑姑, 你這麼晚不睡覺
帶個包包來幹甚麼？
515
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,480
是呀, 有個包包, 我先放下來
516
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,120
我現在有點累了, 回去睡覺了
517
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:28,840
好…
518
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,760
晚安…
519
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,160
晚安…
520
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,840
不用放得這麼明顯吧
521
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,600
看來我們今天演戲要演全套了
522
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:02,360
怎麼個全套？
523
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,040
老公, 已經很晚了
524
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,040
我看我們睡覺吧
525
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:13,400
睡…
526
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,520
我把你的衣服脫下來
527
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,680
有戲看了…
528
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:38,840
親愛的, 不如我們來吧
529
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,360
沒戲看了
530
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,040
不行, 我要過去
531
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,960
我真的好樂
我覺得我自己好聰明
532
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,840
我還是睡不著
乾脆過來看看你們吧
533
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,880
隨便坐, 姑姑
534
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:59,040
你看你們衣服到處亂扔
早點睡覺
535
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,120
衣服
還是早點睡
536
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,000
沒了
537
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,160
跟我鬥？你還不夠看
538
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:11,240
怎麼辦？
539
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:12,680
不如再把衣服扔過去
540
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,040
再扔一件過去, 她來拿一件
541
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:15,960
再扔一件, 她拿一件
542
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,560
我們兩個身上都光光了
543
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,280
那怎麼辦？
544
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,720
劇情發展到如今
545
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:26,360
我們只好演一場好戲
給我們的觀眾看了
546
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,760
不要緊吧？睡著了？
547
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,160
你幹甚麼
548
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,360
姑姑, 你這麼早在這裡幹甚麼？
549
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,760
我是來叫你們下去吃早餐的
550
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,520
可是你們睡得那麼死
就幫你們收拾一下房間
551
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:14,800
收拾房間
552
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,040
居然讓我發現這件東西
553
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,800
為甚麼奶媽跟管家是夫妻呢？
554
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:29,760
我怎麼知道他們是夫妻
555
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,600
這是人家的私事, 我怎麼會知道
556
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:32,800
他們倆有甚麼理由這樣？
557
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:33,800
要甚麼理由？
558
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,920
九十年代了, 男男女女
女女男男, 很亂的是不是
559
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:37,880
我怎麼知道呢
560
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:39,720
那是甚麼意思
561
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,960
就是說你想知道的話
就去問他們自己, 好嗎？
562
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,800
問他們自己是嗎？
563
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:45,520
YES
564
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,120
好
565
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,760
原來結婚是很辛苦的
566
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:02,920
一大早起來要弄早餐
晚上一定要等他下班回來
567
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:07,480
我就快搞得每天上班
都沒有精神了
568
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,360
沒見過有人像你累得這麼開心的
569
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:12,720
到底是新婚嘛
570
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:18,000
雖然是假的
但是演戲也要投入嘛對不對
571
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,200
明天弄甚麼早餐給柏高吃呢？
572
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,240
我想去廁所
573
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:23,640
上海早餐
574
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,400
不知道柏高喜歡吃飯糰還是豆漿
575
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:27,720
不好
576
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:32,520
煮稀飯吧, 配這個油條
再加上這個醬油王炒麵
577
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:33,800
正點
578
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,200
這麼巧, 蘇蘇
579
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:37,720
活見鬼
580
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,520
幹嘛板著個大死臉
581
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,120
師父, 你很久沒做過了吧？
582
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:59,000
對, 我很久沒做過了
583
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,360
那你第一次做是甚麼樣的感覺？
584
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:09,040
很痛苦, 很刻骨銘心
585
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,720
當時你有多大？
586
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,160
八歲
587
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,240
八歲也行？
588
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:18,240
行
589
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,600
那次是我最認真
590
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,480
所以到現在還記得
591
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,400
怪不得了
592
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,920
原來師父從八歲到現在
593
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,120
積壓了那麼多年
從來都沒有痛快的哭過
594
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:38,160
師父, 這樣吧
你痛快的哭出來吧
595
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:51,320
我哭不出…
596
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:58,760
師父, 其實你跟爽爽那件事
你就當做一夜情
597
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:03,840
現在是十九世紀九十年代了
沒有人會認真的
598
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:11,280
小丁, 做男人要有始有終
599
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:18,160
做過的事一定要認
這才是真男人, 真好漢
600
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,240
師兄
601
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,800
我在這裡、在客廳
602
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,280
快幫我把冰箱裡的檸檬拿出來
603
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:26,160
好
604
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,880
明知道我洗完澡馬上要敷臉的
不先準備好
605
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:34,080
我是想冰久一點
使你更容易吸收嘛
606
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,200
快幫我敷吧
607
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:40,920
舒服嗎？
608
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:42,400
還好
609
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:44,760
你動作快一點
610
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:45,360
好了
611
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,280
全都敷上的
612
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:51,080
還有, 我擦不到, 你幫我擦吧
613
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:52,200
好
614
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,240
這裡
615
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:17,360
小勁
616
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:18,240
幹嘛？
617
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,240
你看不到嗎？
618
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:20,000
甚麼呀？
619
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,480
這裡有一粒灰塵
620
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,440
HELLO EVERYBODY
621
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:25,080
姑姑
622
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:27,080
管家
623
00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:27,760
叔公
624
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:28,760
抹乾淨
625
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:29,920
抹…哪裡？
626
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,040
你看不到嗎？
627
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,440
看…甚麼？
628
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,280
你看…
629
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,040
這麼大粒灰塵都看不到
630
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,960
我抹
631
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,160
姑姑
632
00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:45,840
來幹甚麼？
633
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,400
我特地來找他的
634
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,440
你找我？
635
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,080
那麼我到廚房去迴避一下
636
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:51,880
好呀…
637
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:52,920
不在這裡當電燈泡了
638
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:53,880
走啦
639
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,600
小勁…
640
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,720
人家特地來找你的
難道你不惦記人家嗎？
641
00:34:58,840 --> 00:34:59,680
請你尊重一點
642
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:00,760
我忍不住了
643
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,680
女人見到我多數忍不住
644
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:03,440
是嗎？
645
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,480
不過你好像另有目的
646
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,000
你想問甚麼？只管問吧
647
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:11,720
我好想知道到底
阿齊跟津津是不是夫妻
648
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:15,160
一個叫他老公, 一個叫她老婆
649
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:16,800
那當然是夫妻了
650
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:20,360
可是這件事好像不那麼簡單
651
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:24,080
就是一加一等於二, 就這麼簡單
652
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:25,600
讓讓
653
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:27,720
娟娟
654
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,960
你們繼續親熱吧, 我掃垃圾
655
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,040
原來管家跟奶媽果然有一腿
656
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,200
晚上見
657
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,800
BYE BYE
658
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:42,840
不是
659
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,360
余有寶
660
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:45,640
余有寶
661
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,120
余有寶
662
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,160
不是呀
663
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,880
名義師母, 喝茶
664
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:02,320
蘇蘇, 好久不見了
665
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:03,600
是嗎？
666
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:05,640
也難怪
667
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:08,000
師兄每天要陪我去這裡去那裡
668
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,960
怎麼有空來“美味園”呢？
669
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,520
好像不是吧
670
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,160
我發覺你每天都蹲在這裡
671
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:16,200
那當然了
672
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,880
如果我不蹲在這裡
師兄怎麼來開工呢
673
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,640
那你甚麼時候跟你師兄結婚呀
674
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:22,320
是呀
675
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:27,640
他一直在催我
可是人家沒有心理準備嘛
676
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,040
那恭喜你了, 爽爽
677
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:33,560
先生
678
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,280
我們還沒有開門做生意
679
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:36,240
我是來找人的
680
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,320
大雄, 我來吧
681
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,800
你跑來幹嘛？
682
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,200
我路過順便來接你
683
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,800
行了…你先出去吧, 我就來了
684
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:34,680
湯圓
685
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,640
我看你放棄吧
686
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:40,600
你聽我說
687
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,800
我雖然失去以前的記憶
可是我不是沒良心的
688
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,240
看你搞成這個樣子
我心裡很不好過
689
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:54,120
你懂得關心我
就是你對我還有感情
690
00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:59,480
我的意思是說有些事情
不能勉強就不要勉強了
691
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:00,560
知道嗎
692
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,760
我管不了那麼多
你要記住你答應過我的事
693
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:10,920
我扶你吧
694
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,200
別碰我
695
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,920
我扶你
不要你管
696
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:21,800
爸爸
697
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:22,800
你媽怎麼樣？
698
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:24,640
我把她哄睡了
699
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,040
你們兩個是怎麼回事？
700
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,200
沒事, 她的腳扭到了, 沒甚麼
701
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,760
爸爸, 你回來吧
702
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,120
廚房才是屬於你秦萬石的世界
703
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:40,400
不是呀
704
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,560
三年前的秦萬石的確是
現在我是屬於舞蹈的世界
705
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,120
我現在喜歡跳舞
就跟我以前喜歡燒菜一樣
706
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,040
你明不明白？
707
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,520
總之以後要靠你照顧你媽媽了
708
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:08,280
小姐幾個人？
709
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:09,720
兩個人
710
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:11,520
兩個人
711
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,600
跑到哪兒去了？
712
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,080
你幹甚麼你
713
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,480
別…
714
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:19,520
你搞甚麼鬼？
715
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:20,560
你還是別進去
716
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,920
我沒進去
我已經覺得有點殺氣了
717
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:24,960
走吧, 膽子這麼小
718
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,200
不用了
719
00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:29,800
怕甚麼？
720
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,120
老…老闆
721
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:34,760
老闆回來了
722
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,200
秦師傅回來啦？
723
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:36,800
是嗎？
724
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:37,440
是嗎
725
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,760
我透明的, 你們看不到我
726
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,720
我透明的…
727
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,040
都愣在那兒幹甚麼？
728
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,200
進來的都是客人
還不趕快招呼？
729
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:49,840
請坐…
730
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,800
三角關係, 糾纏不清
731
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,160
有婦之夫大搞男女關係
732
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,000
二女爭一男大打出手
733
00:39:58,720 --> 00:39:59,920
一死兩重傷
734
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,920
你看這回, 哪個死哪個傷
735
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:04,600
一看就知道肥姨壓也壓死他
736
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:05,920
不動手也能贏
737
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,160
小丁, 快把利器收起來, 快點
738
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:09,960
是
739
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,320
珍珍, I LOVE YOU
740
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,920
石哥, I LOVE YOU TOO
741
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:24,480
奸夫淫婦
742
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,120
你們兩個故意在這裡卿卿我我
存心給我難堪是不是
743
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,960
開炮了…大戰爆發了
744
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,840
湯圓, 你可別搞錯
我跟她沒甚麼的
745
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:43,320
我們來是為了把東西交給你
746
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,440
傢伙亮相了
747
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,080
這件舞衣是為了這個比賽而做的
748
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,760
除了你, 沒有人能穿
749
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,960
還記不記得當初
你為甚麼來我這裡學跳舞
750
00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,920
不就是為了參加這個比賽
751
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,800
你只要贏了這個比賽
就能把老公搶回去
752
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,000
這件舞衣, 穿不穿你自己決定
753
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,360
肥姨學跳舞？
754
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:12,080
依我說, 這件舞衣就不必穿了
755
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,320
沒事拿來看看, 作作夢也就夠了
756
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,000
你太過分了
757
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,960
凡事都有代價的
758
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:21,640
幸福不是必然的
759
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,320
幸福也不能勉強的
760
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,280
走吧
761
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:36,680
媽媽, 救命呀
762
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,400
女兒…甚麼事？女兒
763
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,160
甚麼事…女兒…
764
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:44,520
肥姨
765
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:49,600
媽媽, 我們支持你
你一定會把爸爸搶回來的
766
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:50,920
好, 肥姨
767
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,000
我們統統都在給你打氣
跳好一點
768
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:53,880
YEAH
769
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,120
肥姨, 努力, 加油
770
00:41:56,520 --> 00:42:00,440
肥姨, 加油…
771
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:03,240
OK…MUSIC
772
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:04,520
MUSIC
773
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,440
不行呀, 我不會跳
774
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,640
跳啦…
775
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:09,880
來
776
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:20,200
ONE TWO THREE FOUR…
777
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,200
擋著…
778
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:24,280
拉鍊崩開
779
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,720
我甚麼都看不到…
780
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:26,520
怎麼辦？
781
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,280
你看到了…
782
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:34,680
聽著…
783
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,960
看來這次我們絕對
不可以對媽媽手軟了
784
00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:40,320
可是要幫肥姨減肥
簡直是一級難度
785
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:41,840
不是人力所能夠做得到的
786
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:46,200
自己心愛的人在別人懷裡
那種痛苦的感覺
787
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,000
那種痛苦的感受
你怎麼會明白呢
788
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:50,160
大家盡力而為
789
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,440
能減一磅是一磅, 來吧
790
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,760
可是肥姨少吃一點東西就呱呱叫
791
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:56,880
怎麼減嘛？
792
00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,400
人家卿卿都說了
793
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:02,320
減肥, 用不著不吃東西？
794
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,200
不節食怎麼減？
795
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,720
難道你們沒有聽過養蟲大法嗎？
796
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,800
在肚子裡養條蟲
吃再多的東西都沒問題
797
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,960
因為蟲會替你吃第二輪
甚麼都消化了
798
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,800
不行…太噁心了
799
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,320
再想想…
800
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,520
乾脆用這個推脂法
801
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,320
推脂行嗎？
802
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,200
行, 怎麼不行？
803
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,960
我朱大雄學過幾年推脂大法
804
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:36,200
你們看, 推得力量越大
脂肪就去得越快
805
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:44,080
不行…你想要她的命
806
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,520
甚麼都不行乾脆不要減了
要減肥就得吃點苦頭
807
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,560
其實我已經心中有數了
808
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,480
我心裡早就有一條
又直接又簡單的辦法
809
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:54,800
甚麼辦法？
810
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,000
就是莎莉葉的洗腸大法
811
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,400
好, 就用這個辦法