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田師傅, 你有沒有辦法
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他有辦去
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就不會連個屁都不放就坐在那兒
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只知道做縮頭烏龜
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智囊通常是坐著動腦筋的
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誰像你走來走去的
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還是我有辦法
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各位觀眾, 看看
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大家好
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很感謝大家今天來吃喜酒
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為了增加氣氛
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我們準備了一個遊戲
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這個遊戲就是…
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噹…
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就是猜新郎了
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現在台上坐了五位新郎官
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到底哪一位才是真正的新郎官呢
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那就要請我們的新娘子
上來猜一猜了
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請掌聲鼓勵
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上去呀, 去…
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可以開始了
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開始
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這是不是？大力一點
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不是
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猜呀…快猜呀
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這是不是？誰呀
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不是
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誰呀…
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快猜
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這麼摸法我真不知道到底是誰吃虧
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當然是新郎官吃虧了
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是呀…
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不是
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對, 就是他, 對
不是
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就是他
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不是呀, 我可不可以再摸一次
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可以…你再摸…
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這個…
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不是
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是不是這個
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不是
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快點
不是他
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也不是
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旁邊那個就是了…
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不是呀, 我可不可以再摸一次
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我看我…我要再來一次
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要摸到甚麼時候？快點
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摸來摸去的都搞不清楚
誰佔誰的便宜了
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大哥, 你醒醒
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我看新娘子也累了
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讓她休息一會再摸吧
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休息一下
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津津, 你是不是真的猜不出
誰是柏高
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不是…
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再給我一點時間我一定會猜出來的
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悶死了
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看看電視吧
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好…
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我…我來
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好
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嘉嘉, 你聽我解釋
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難道我們今天在酒樓宴客
電視也直播
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就是呀
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我…我冒充人家的新郎
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是因為我要騙人家的爸爸和媽媽
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我沒有跟人家結婚
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剛才那個不是柏高嗎
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那個不是柏高
那個只是長得有點像
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那個絕對不是柏高
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真的很像
不是？
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不像
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剛才那個人有顆痣你沒看到嗎
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一顆好大的痣
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對, 柏高的臉很乾淨的, 沒有痣
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那個絕對不是柏高
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不錯
是嗎
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也許我們老糊塗了, 給弄錯了
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對…
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那個人有顆痣
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有一顆痣
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既然你沒跟別人結婚
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那你會不會跟我結婚
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說呀…
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你還愛不愛我
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你說呀, 說呀
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我愛你
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阿水
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嘉嘉
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要不是看那個叫吉尊的電視節目
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我真的不知道你在這裡做傻事
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謝謝
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你為甚麼要跳樓自殺？你說呀
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你說要跟人家分手嘛
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是呀
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不是, 雖然我要收回
我送給你的一點點禮物
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取消你的附屬卡, 還發了律師信
要你退回一點點拍拖費
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可是這不代表我不愛你嘛
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真的？
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真的
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到底怎麼樣
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我認為這是我跟嘉嘉的一點點誤會
不關你們倆的事
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嘉嘉
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其實到現在我還這麼深愛著你
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阿水
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近一點…拍
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我是吉尊
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現在電話屠夫在清水灣
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小紀, 你先帶兩個到清水灣去
快點
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快…
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先生, 沒見過你
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你一定是男家那邊的
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不是, 我是女家的
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我是津津的大哥
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大哥？
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大哥
難道我哥哥在外面…
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大雄
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認識的
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回去吧
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你跑來幹甚麼
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雖然愛人結婚了, 新郎不是我
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可是我還是要來恭喜他們的
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謝謝…
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他們在那裡搞甚麼
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在玩猜新郎
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猜新郎
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喬師傅根本就不在台上
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怎麼可以耍津津呢
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大雄
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津津妹妹, 你上當了
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喬師傅根本就不在這裡
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大雄
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你看這個
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高大可惜不帥, 是田師傅
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這個又矮又胖, 是余有寶
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這個雖然不矮可是也胖, 是小勁
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自己來…
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自己來
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這個瘦瘦小小的最臭屁, 是小丁了
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這個身材有點畸形, 這個是…
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豈有此理, 這麼批評我
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這個就是娟娟, 對不對
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一二三四五六, 怎麼多了一個
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媽呀, 真邪門
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這個高大魁梧
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體格健美
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難道是…
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你猜中了, 就是我
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謝謝你半個月來的照顧
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你這麼說太見外了
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我們走了之後
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就拜託叔公照顧我們津津了
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這是應該的
照顧小輩是我做叔公的責任
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再見…
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都收拾好了, 上鎖了
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行了
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你這小子
幹嘛
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老是抽我的雪茄擺譜
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我扣你的薪水
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不要呀
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甚麼不要
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管家
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甚麼事
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你…你說甚麼
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到底甚麼事
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那個女人跟你說甚麼
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她說一二三四五六七
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你這死鬼睜著眼睛說瞎話
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我全看見了, 你當我死的
她是這麼說的嘛
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你還胡說
救命呀
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我去攔計程車
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我…我去行了
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我還要跟女婿你再聊幾句哪
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爸爸, 我陪姑姑去吧
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姑姑
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你說爸爸跟柏高會聊甚麼
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當然是閒話家常了
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你爸爸媽媽在外國住了十幾年了
還是糊裡糊塗的
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難道你爸爸會這麼說
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這場戲的確是演得很逼真, 很好
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說得對
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這場戲的確演得很逼真
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要不是昨天晚上看到電視
我們一直信以為真
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對不起, 你們千萬別怪津津
其實是我出的主意
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果然是個好男孩
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要是你願意照顧津津
那我們就放心了
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你們的意思是…
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我們的意思是說
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我們下次回來的時候
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你真的做了津津的男朋友就好了
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柏高
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師父
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你們甚麼時候進來的
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田師傅來找你
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還給我
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出去坐吧, 新郎官
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師父坐…
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田師傅, 你是來借酒的吧
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不錯, 我特地來借瓶好酒
打算回去陪師父喝兩杯
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所以看中我師父的私人珍藏
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是呀, 誰叫我家裡只剩下半瓶啤酒
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是不是
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隨便拿, 不用客氣
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我不隨便的, 選酒要慢慢選的
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這瓶不錯
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津津當然好了
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甚麼
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這瓶酒怎麼樣？田師傅
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說到飲酒之道, 真的要看緣分的
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首先是在適合的年份收成好
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這樣的葡萄才能釀成好酒
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一瓶這麼好的酒
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你不喝它, 太可惜了
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可是要喝這麼好的酒
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也得有健全的舌頭才行
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你怎麼了？是不是我說話很悶
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不是, 田師傅說的話太深奧了
我必須思考不知不覺睡著了
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我不耽誤你們睡覺了
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我走了, 我就選這瓶
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為甚麼你會選這瓶
到底有甚麼道理
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沒有道理
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我圖它小小瓶, 很容易收藏
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雖然你剛才說的道理是勉強了一點
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不過還是很謝謝你這麼關心我
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我剛才是說這瓶酒
你想到哪裡去了
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睡著啦
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長毛
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師父, 等我呀？來
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我不行了, 你一定要救救我
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那種事我可不在行
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不是呀
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你先走
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進來
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來, 坐下
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長毛, 你救救我…
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我都說了我不好那個的, 師父
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你找小丁吧
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不是, 長…長毛, 別走
坐…坐下…
238
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不要呀, 師父, 不要呀
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幫我
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你教我怎麼追蘇蘇吧
241
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,000
告訴你蘇蘇這個女人
242
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,360
追到會倒八輩子楣
243
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,280
你為甚麼要往死裡鑽呢
244
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我知道你討厭她
245
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可是我對她
246
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,160
已經情根深種不能自拔
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00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,480
你真的很想有這麼一個女朋友
248
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,520
你不要後悔呀
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是你逼我這麼做的, 你可別怪我
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師父
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其實蘇蘇這個人很開放的
252
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,200
她外表雖然很潑辣
253
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:08,120
其實她的內心很空虛、很寂寞的
254
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,560
只要你能夠表現一下男性的勇氣
255
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譬如, 在大庭廣眾
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00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:18,120
很大聲的對她說, I LOVE YOU
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00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,680
她就會屬於你了
258
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,680
好呀, 長毛
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有你這麼教我, 我一定會成功的
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00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,360
一定成功的
261
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,240
你完蛋了
262
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,800
戲已經演完了, 還看
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關你甚麼事
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00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,400
我知道了, 春心動了
265
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不過可惜, 神女有心
但是襄王不像是有夢
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連花也沒送給你
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我才不稀罕人家送花呢, 無聊
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請問…
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我是夏津津, 給我就行了, 謝謝
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簽收？簽收呀
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00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:08,720
簽收
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你以為我是送花的
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這束花是我特地買來送給蘇蘇的
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請問蘇蘇在哪兒
275
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蘇蘇去了世界廣場做訪問
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我現在去找她
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00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,240
你喜歡花呀
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送你一粒吧
279
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,360
笑甚麼？我有花呀
280
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:42,680
請讓讓, 讓讓…
281
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,760
對不起…讓讓…
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SORRY…讓讓…
283
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,920
讓讓, 請讓讓…
284
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,080
對不起…不好意思, 請讓讓
285
00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,800
請你讓讓
286
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,960
讓讓…不好意思
287
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,920
你擠甚麼
不好意思, 讓讓…
288
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,360
不好意思, SORRY…
289
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,440
讓讓…
290
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,760
找我幹嘛？你是誰呀
又不見了
291
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,640
TESTING…
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00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,080
行不行
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00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:24,800
OK
294
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,440
那個傻蛋跑來跑去不知道幹甚麼
295
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,000
捧著一束花一定是約了女朋友
296
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,880
如果我是那個傻蛋的女朋友
那就慘了, 我要自殺了
297
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,840
他跑到台上幹甚麼
298
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蘇蘇
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00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,440
蘇蘇, 我有話跟你說
300
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,680
蘇蘇
301
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,040
先生你…你幹甚麼
302
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,040
蘇蘇
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I LOVE YOU
304
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,240
蘇蘇你在哪兒？你快出來
305
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,360
各位, 請讓開騰出一條路
306
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,920
我女朋友是穿紅色衣服的
307
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,680
你們別搶著認我女朋友好不好
308
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,680
我女朋友蘇蘇留辮子的
309
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,960
不是呀…不是你們
310
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:32,080
我女朋友, 又留辮子又穿紅衣服
311
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:40,640
蘇蘇, 你有沒有聽到我愛的呼喚
312
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,000
我再說一遍給你聽
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不用了
314
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,680
蘇蘇, 你聽到我剛才說甚麼了
315
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,200
有甚麼感想
316
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,160
想死呀
317
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:57,560
你的意思是說, 愛我愛得想死呀
318
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:58,520
她是說
319
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,840
有你這個男朋友寧願死掉算了
320
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,560
神經病
321
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,440
你騙我…
322
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,440
睡那麼死
323
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,640
師公你又來了
324
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,280
小丁, 你幫幫我
325
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,200
那個我沒興趣
326
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,280
你先走吧
327
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,480
你問我怎麼追女朋友
328
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,960
通常是送巧克力、送花這樣子
329
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,080
我再問你
330
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,520
你有沒有試過當著好多人的面
331
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,680
跟你女朋友說
332
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,280
I LOVE YOU
333
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,200
這樣子
334
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,760
這種追法太誇張了
你會把女朋友嚇跑的
335
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,880
這招不行嗎
336
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:52,040
你不是想用這招來追蘇蘇吧
337
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,720
蘇蘇不翻臉才怪
338
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,200
話說回來, 師公
339
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:58,680
誰教你這麼追女朋友的
存心害你的
340
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:02,160
不就是你的師父, 我徒弟
341
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,920
老實說, 師父並不是存心要害你的
342
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:10,160
他只不過是喜歡蘇蘇
又不甘心你跟他爭
343
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:16,160
看你的表情
我是不是又說錯了甚麼了
344
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,680
你說呢
345
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,280
女兒, 你多吃點
346
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,440
蘇蘇, 來探班呀
347
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,280
廢話, 難道來探監呀
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00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:38,120
說得對
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00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,120
說得對
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00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,040
師父
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00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:40,680
師公
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00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,600
師父, 你來找蘇蘇的
353
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,800
我主要是來找你
354
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,080
還有你
355
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,040
找我幹嘛？師父
356
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,120
我要你跟她
357
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,680
馬上結婚
358
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:56,000
甚麼
359
00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,360
師父, 怎麼突然玩起這個來了
360
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,360
怎麼了？師兄
反正我們早晚都要進教堂的嘛
361
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,600
那就晚一點吧
362
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,600
幹嘛要逼他們兩個結婚
363
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:07,320
是嘛
364
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:07,920
就是呀
365
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,200
他們兩個已經有非常關係了
366
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,760
甚麼…甚麼非常關係？甚麼意思
367
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,440
沒…沒事…
368
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,080
只是師兄師妹的關係
369
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,160
師兄娶師妹有甚麼稀奇
370
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,120
武俠片最多這種姻緣了
371
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,640
太好了
372
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,880
奶油妹, 這樣吧, 你拜我師父為師
373
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,560
做我的小師妹, 那我們就可以…
不要
374
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,200
你少說兩句沒人把你當啞巴, 走吧
375
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,400
你少說兩句我就不知道那麼多事了
376
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,000
你跟師父說了些甚麼
377
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,400
我只說你喜歡蘇蘇
378
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,480
你這個忤逆徒
379
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,440
你才是忤逆徒, 看著
380
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:47,040
我天山神廚
超級無敵掌門人令牌在此
381
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,280
你敢不聽我的話
382
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,560
聽
383
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,560
是明星閃卡
384
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,720
好不容易抽中的, 你喜歡送給你…
385
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,120
不用了, 還給你…
386
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,000
怎麼了？師兄你去哪裡？師兄
387
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,240
別走, 忤逆徒
388
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,200
聽著, 如果你不跟爽爽結婚
389
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,960
我立刻把你逐出師門
390
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,520
師父, 我…
391
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,280
你還猶豫甚麼？師兄
392
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:13,360
難道你要小吉一出生就沒有爸爸
393
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,720
我…我不是這個意思
394
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,480
只是婚禮要是辦得太倉促
395
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,120
在朋友面前失禮, 對你很不公平
396
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,120
對不對
397
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,040
你對我太好了, 師兄
398
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,520
現在人家上演閉門一家親
399
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,160
我們外人不應該留在這裡, 走
400
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:30,920
蘇蘇…
你一個人走好了
401
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,000
我們的喜宴你記得早一點來
402
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:42,080
明天我要嫁給你了…
403
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:47,200
師兄, 跟我喝杯合歡酒
404
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:52,320
合歡酒, 喝杯喝杯合歡酒
405
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:58,880
想不到柏高的酒, 讓你這麼蹧蹋法
406
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,480
好在師公出去打電動
407
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,600
要不然他也像我們這樣受折磨了
408
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:05,800
你吵甚麼
409
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,200
你們受一會, 我受一輩子
410
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:10,920
師兄
411
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:16,680
你終於成為我的愛情奴隸了
412
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:19,040
我要不是為了小吉
413
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,360
一腳就把你踹到大西洋了
414
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:25,600
小吉？我瞎掰的你也相信
415
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,240
甚麼, 你瞎掰的
416
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,040
你瞎掰的
417
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,080
何來小吉？何來跟你上過床
418
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,360
傻瓜
419
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:38,520
你先別醉呀
420
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,800
快告訴我為甚麼要騙我
421
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,480
是何居心？你說
422
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,960
小丁, 拿東西來弄醒她
423
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,200
一切已經準備好了
424
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,360
傳統一點的拿水潑
425
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,200
狠一點的就用火
426
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,720
要不然就用棒球棍
427
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,800
傳統的就行了, 快點
428
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:57,960
是
429
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,200
你怎麼拿熱水噴我
430
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,080
我再狠點, 就用火把你給葬了
431
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:19,800
你瘋了你, 你嚇著小吉了
432
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,480
我不瘋怎麼會被你騙那麼久
433
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,240
你說甚麼
434
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,120
你裝大肚子的事
435
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,680
你喝醉了全都說出來啦
436
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,760
我喝醉了說…說出來
437
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,560
還一字不漏哪
438
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,560
人家喝醉了說的話你們也相信
439
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,400
你還不承認
440
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,920
我頭痛, 我要回房了
441
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,240
你別走…
我要回去了
442
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,960
師父, 她不承認我們沒轍的
443
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,680
我有辦法
444
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,440
田師傅叫我們在這裡等他
445
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:15,840
不知道他搞甚麼鬼
446
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:17,480
是不是開股東大會
447
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,000
如果不是我馬上就走
448
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,720
除了公事之外
我不想再看到這個人
449
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,200
對不起, 要大家等那麼久
450
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:28,480
有戲看呀
451
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:30,400
徒弟你放卡通片
452
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,480
不是卡通片, 師父
453
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,000
不過保證比卡通片好看
454
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,120
這齣戲的戲名
455
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:41,200
叫梁爽爽情挑田味吉
456
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,400
原來你們兩個真的做出這種事
457
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,120
怪不得要結婚哪
458
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,880
我沒有, 我沒有做過這種事
459
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,680
你說大聲一點
460
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,600
說呀
461
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,280
是呀, 我做過又怎麼樣
462
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,160
好呀…真是佩服你
463
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,800
不愧是時代女性
464
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,840
女兒, 千萬別學她, 我說的是反話
465
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,040
大家別起哄
466
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,160
小丁, 開始
467
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,080
是
468
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,280
你快告訴我師父發生甚麼事了
在兩個月之前
469
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,680
有一個月黑風高的晚上
470
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:21,040
爽爽跟我說, 師父死了
471
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,640
當時我很激動
472
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,120
於是我就借酒消愁
473
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:28,880
師父
474
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:31,600
等一下
475
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,720
那些酒怎麼全都是美味園的
476
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,000
對呀…
477
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,480
你不要打岔好不好
478
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,200
我很感動, 好徒弟
479
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,720
感動是對的, 師父
480
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,480
可是我沒想到
481
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,280
爽爽會趁機灌醉我
482
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,520
還把我拉進她的房間
483
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,240
女孩子居然做出這種事
484
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,520
懶得跟你說
485
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,160
還是我來說
486
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,600
他把我大字形的放在她的床上
487
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:09,240
跟著…解開我的扣子
488
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,320
好惡劣, 女兒, 別看了…
489
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,720
我本來就沒有看哪
490
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,680
跟著我迷迷糊糊
491
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,000
看到她露出一對
492
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,960
燈籠那麼大的
493
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,080
色迷眼
494
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,320
下流
495
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:29,840
你說我們呀
496
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,520
我說梁爽爽你
497
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,760
下流
498
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,240
我沒有, 沒有, 沒脫衣服
499
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,960
我沒有跟師兄上床, 脫甚麼衣服嘛
500
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,880
終於不打自招說實話了
501
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,000
大家看了結局再說吧
502
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,720
假的
503
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,720
怎麼今天這麼安靜
504
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,800
真的很靜, 有人沒話說啦
505
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,840
小丁, 把新遊戲拿出來玩
506
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,760
霸著電視機不讓她看
507
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:33,720
師公
508
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,560
有新遊戲玩, 教你玩吧
509
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:41,320
怎麼了？甚麼事
510
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,560
隨她吧,師父
511
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,960
不對的是她嘛, 還好意思發脾氣
512
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,120
長毛
513
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,400
在
514
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,600
爽爽到底是個女孩子
515
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,440
你搞得她這麼糗
516
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,040
給她留點面子下台階
517
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:56,960
我…
518
00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:00,560
我真的很睏, 不行
我要進去睡覺了
519
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,480
師父, 我沒見過一個女孩子
520
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,640
這麼無懶、這麼不要臉
521
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,880
做出這種行為, 簡直是有辱門楣
522
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:16,000
長毛, 愛情就是這麼自私的
523
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,360
就算撕破了臉也沒有錯
524
00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:29,120
師父, 謝謝你
525
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,680
我是說我自己
526
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,200
師兄, 對不起
527
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,200
如果師兄是因為我而不開心
我願意道歉
528
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,400
不過我已經想清楚了
529
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,200
愛, 是無罪的
530
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:48,360
爽爽, 說得好呀
531
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,080
師父
532
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,960
你那句愛是自私的也是金言
533
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:53,920
是嗎
534
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,880
所以我已經決定了
535
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,960
我一定要繼續去愛
536
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,920
繼續去愛我的師兄
537
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:01,800
師兄
538
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:02,960
師兄
539
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:03,960
你放開我吧
540
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,840
我一身臭汗有甚麼值得你愛的
541
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,680
我已經掉進愛河裡, 全身濕透了
542
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,920
沒關係, 我會幫你把它吹乾
543
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:19,440
師兄, 我做錯甚麼嘛
你這麼討厭我？為甚麼不接受我
544
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:24,040
要知道, 師兄妹也是親兄妹
545
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,200
既然不可以手足相殘
546
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,480
更不可以兄妹亂倫
547
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,560
既然這樣, 我只好…
548
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:42,040
我只好一死了之了, 你別拉著我…
549
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,880
師兄…
550
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,200
等一下
551
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,480
天山神廚掌門令牌在此
552
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,400
我要弟子梁爽爽聽命
553
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,920
是
554
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,040
為師現在要把你逐出師門
555
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,600
從今以後你跟長毛再不是師兄妹
556
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,240
那你們就可以自由戀愛了
557
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,720
謝謝師父, 不是, 前輩
558
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:12,840
叫小壬就行了
559
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,040
所謂一家烤肉兩家香
560
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,560
你跟長毛, 我跟蘇蘇
561
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:27,960
師父, 蘇蘇是我徒弟
也就是你徒孫
562
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,160
爺孫倆怎麼可以…
563
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,280
亂倫, 敗壞風氣
564
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:39,680
天哪…
565
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:41,920
等一下
566
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,120
天山神廚掌門令牌在此
567
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,840
長毛聽命
568
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:48,920
是
569
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,640
為師現在把你逐出師門
570
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,840
我們大家毫無關係, 就不用亂倫
571
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,960
可以自由戀愛了
572
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:04,320
難解百般愁相思愛意濃
573
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:10,520
情海變蒼茫癡心遇冷風
574
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:15,760
師父, 你就讓他們兩個自得其樂吧
575
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,600
師公追不到蘇蘇的
576
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,120
雖然他很積極
577
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,120
只要蘇蘇不理他, 他自然會走的
578
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,240
對呀
579
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,280
你可別忘了
還有個死纏著你的爽爽
580
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:30,880
說得是
581
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,120
你不用擔心
582
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,520
只要師公不在了
583
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:36,120
師叔失去了靠山
也玩不出甚麼花樣來的
584
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,040
有道理
585
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:40,920
你也別得意
586
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,600
你一定要清楚自己是不是想追蘇蘇
587
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:47,440
到時候又怕甚麼
秦師傅記起以前的事, 更煩
588
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:49,800
對
589
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,480
不過目前我管不了那麼多了
590
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,320
我喜歡她就去追她, 對不對
591
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,560
你有沒有想過
592
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,240
你耍了蘇蘇這麼多次
現在居然再追她
593
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,560
她未必會接受的
594
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,360
這倒是
長毛, 給我一杯人參茶
595
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,080
是
596
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,040
營養豐富的早餐到了
師父
597
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,200
蘇蘇旁邊有位子
598
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,040
吃早餐了
599
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,840
長毛你坐這裡
600
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,920
最適合你忙著幹活走來走去, 坐…
601
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,440
好的, 師父
602
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:36,960
早餐,師父
603
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:37,800
謝謝…
604
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:42,960
昨天發生了那麼一件事
今天應該少個人了吧
605
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,440
肥姨, 你一定是說我了
606
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,680
不過謝謝你的關心, 我沒事
607
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:51,120
我還會繼續努力的
608
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,800
依我說
應該頒個最佳體育精神獎給你
609
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:57,000
我也不賴
610
00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,520
我和爽爽常常互相勉勵的
611
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,000
蘇蘇
612
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,160
吃東西別說話, 傷胃的
613
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,040
你真關心我
614
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,000
長毛, 你的早餐煮得很糟
615
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,880
蘇蘇, 我親自下廚煮給你吃吧
616
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,240
改天啦
617
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,400
蘇蘇, 其實這個是…
618
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:19,640
別說話了
619
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,600
是
620
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,080
蘇蘇…
621
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,640
幹甚麼？收不到, 別吵
622
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,200
這盆花老是放在這裡真麻煩
擋著我的視線了
623
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,120
要拿走才行
624
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,480
不管你有沒有收到
625
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:43,560
這盆花代表我對你的心意
626
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,560
你別亂來
627
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,960
沒關係, 年輕人繼續亂來
628
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,160
沒甚麼
629
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:56,400
我…只不過有點事想問問長毛
630
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,840
師父只管問吧
631
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:03,520
剛才我跟你說
我想吃火腿蛋麵做早餐的
632
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,000
是嗎
633
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,400
裝不記得是不是
634
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,480
看看…這是甚麼…
635
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,680
沒錯, 師公
我們個個都是火腿煎雙蛋
636
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:13,960
我跟你怎麼同
637
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,640
我說吃火腿蛋麵, 那麵在哪兒呢
638
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,280
你這個樣子就是不尊師重道
639
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:20,640
是我不對, 師父
640
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,040
不對該怎麼辦
641
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:25,720
我馬上下麵給你吃, 別生氣
642
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:26,600
快
643
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:27,560
別生氣
644
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,680
師父, 師兄特地下了麵給你吃
645
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,400
不吃呀
646
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,080
師父
647
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,360
你剛才那麼兇, 實在有點那個
648
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,160
甚麼那個？甚麼意思
649
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:50,720
總之你不應該那麼做
尤其是當著蘇蘇的面
650
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,240
你要發脾氣也趁她不在嘛
651
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,440
糟了, 印象不好的
652
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:59,080
你剛才怎麼不提醒我
653
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,800
我也要保持自己的形象
654
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,680
不可以咬耳朵那麼雞婆
655
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,320
這下完了, 剛才我一定很惡劣了
656
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,600
印象完全沒了…
657
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,200
你一向是介乎零分與負分之間的
658
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,600
沒甚麼影響的吧
659
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:14,920
爽爽
660
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,240
如果師父失敗了你也不會成的
661
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,640
你一定要幫我
662
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,080
師父, 我在想呀
663
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:23,560
對不起…
664
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,440
我在想, 讓我想想
665
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:27,720
完了
666
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:33,720
幹嘛
667
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:38,880
幹嘛
668
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:39,640
我想到了
669
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:40,520
想到甚麼
670
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:41,520
只少了一樣
671
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:42,560
少了甚麼
672
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:44,640
就少那個“LOOK”
673
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,320
那個LOOK
674
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,320
師父
675
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,680
這球投了一個鐘頭都沒投出去
676
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,160
你也攔了我一個鐘頭了, 我怎麼投
677
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,720
那我不攔你了, 你自己投吧
678
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,520
你不攔著我, 我投進去也沒勁
679
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,640
我沒力氣了, 不玩了
680
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:10,960
師父
681
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:14,160
你用打球來發洩已經不流行了
682
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,400
你這套
幾十年前的連續劇才會有的
683
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,400
師父是我最敬愛的人
684
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:24,240
我現在跟他爭蘇蘇
我真的做不出來
685
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:28,160
師父你這麼想就太落伍了
686
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,000
追女生一定要你爭我奪這樣才過癮
687
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,280
像剛才打球
688
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,080
我不攔你
你也投得不過癮吧對不對
689
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:39,040
現在既然蘇蘇
就跟這個球一樣, 在你的手上
690
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:43,400
能不能射進去
就要看你自己的表現了
691
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,560
可是今天早上我送花給她
692
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,560
她根本就沒有反應
693
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,200
那當然, 你這盆花這麼小
任何人都認為你沒誠意
694
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,760
其實女生很簡單的
695
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:58,160
你的花有多大
就代表你有多大的誠意
696
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,360
師父, 你幹嘛
697
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,880
我要灌藍
698
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,440
師父
699
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:23,280
師父好棒…
700
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,840
好漂亮, 誰送給你的
701
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:32,200
誰送的？問你才知道
702
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:34,920
是送給你的
703
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,280
送給我的
704
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,280
快打開來看看是誰送的
705
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:40,640
沒有寫名字
706
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,480
沒寫名字
707
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,240
會不會是那個小壬師公
708
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,160
不會的
709
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,160
你知道是誰呀
710
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,840
他今天早上裝瘋賣傻的
711
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,400
把一盆花推過來給我, 最死相了
712
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:57,640
把花推給你
713
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:58,960
田味吉
714
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,600
八成
715
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,840
恭喜你…他終於肯主動做點事了
716
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,200
要不是因為他師父跟他爭
717
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,640
他連這個也省了
718
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:08,600
這倒是
719
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,640
雖然上次我扮你的男朋友失敗了
720
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,280
但是情敵這個點子嘛
721
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,360
土是土了點, 可是行得通
722
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,000
這次老天爺也幫你了, 恭喜你…
723
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,440
他約我, 我去不去呢
724
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:21,720
幹嘛不去
725
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,360
是他約我的, 我一定要有反應嗎
726
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,080
怎麼可以這麼便宜他呢
727
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:31,160
也對, 那你看著辦吧
728
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,320
不過話說回來
729
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,920
你看, 他說得很嚴重似的
730
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,560
我們的關係總要來個結局吧
731
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:42,120
他約你出去當然是用這種字眼
732
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,480
甚麼大結局、大團圓
才能吸引你出去, 懂不懂
733
00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:46,920
其實我們女性這種動物
734
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,640
很享受被人追求的那種感覺
735
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,480
所以, 你絕對不能順著他
736
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,120
明白嗎
737
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,880
那你就別去了, 下班陪我逛街
738
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,600
下次陪你去
739
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,200
重色輕友
740
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,800
去吧, 我知道你跟我是同一類動物
741
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,120
沒得救了
742
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:12,920
我有機會也會耍你的
743
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:16,160
好呀, 就怕你沒這個能耐, 大情人
744
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,640
來啦
745
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,080
蘇蘇
746
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:35,960
你…
747
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,640
怎麼樣？這個LOOK你是不是很喜歡
748
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:42,320
我知道, 我知道你需要時間接受
749
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,160
我給你時間
750
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,440
時間到
751
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,360
怎麼樣
752
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:52,600
蘇蘇, 從你的眼神
我知道你已經深深愛上我了
753
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,480
你…神經病
754
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,240
蘇蘇, 你…你不喜歡
755
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,760
你不喜歡這個LOOK
那我換另外一個LOOK
756
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,480
沒有用的, 你換甚麼都沒有用
757
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,120
可是我為你做了那麼多事
758
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,640
難道你一點感覺都沒有嗎
759
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:11,960
對不起
760
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,800
我知道…女孩子是該矜持的
761
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,040
我給你時間, 我會等你的
762
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,080
你慢慢等吧
763
00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:22,520
等一下
764
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,960
時間到了, 你現在用不著矜持了
765
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,640
來, 接受我
766
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:36,440
小壬, 我求求你了
你放過我吧, 我不喜歡你…
767
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,440
不可能的
768
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:42,120
我四歲開始已經無師自通
769
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,800
成為超級神童天才無敵小廚師
770
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,760
之後受到萬人敬仰
771
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:51,160
簡直前無古人, 後無來者
772
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:55,000
簡直是完美無瑕, 天使的化身
773
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:56,560
好
774
00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:59,800
來, 要是你真的不接受我的話
775
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:01,600
你說, 我有甚麼缺點
776
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,640
你說得出來我馬上走
777
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,160
你說的
778
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,160
我保證你說不出來
779
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:08,800
那你聽清楚了
780
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,760
你說話太快、聲音太大、品味太差
781
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:16,040
你的髮型不適合你的臉型
你的臉型也不配你的體型
782
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,720
還有, 小人、小壬唸起來一樣的
783
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,240
你叫何小壬名字好難聽呀
784
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,880
你怎麼知道
785
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,120
個個都知道
786
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,440
可是名字難聽不關我的事
787
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,720
只有這麼多啦
788
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,520
還有呀, 你…
789
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,520
你太矮了
790
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,960
夠了…
791
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,400
你不懂得欣賞我不要緊
792
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,320
你拿我的名字來玩, 我不介意
793
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,960
可是你說我太矮了
794
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,040
太傷害我了
795
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,320
我…
796
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,520
我不聽…我不聽你解釋
797
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,120
收不回了…
798
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,920
是你叫我說的
799
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,880
先生, 快一點
800
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,040
先生, 打完電話就出來吧
801
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,120
你不打電話就走開, 謝謝
802
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,240
真是的
803
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:26,520
師父
804
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,480
師父, 快進來…
805
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,120
你…你打電話？我不妨礙你
806
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,920
我不是呀師父, 我是來避雨的
807
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,400
你怎麼在這裡
808
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,200
我在這裡？這裡不錯
809
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,680
這裡大單邊, 風涼水冷
810
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,080
四面都有窗, 空氣很流通
811
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,600
還有這裡間格挺好的
812
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,480
實用面積高
813
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:55,920
它的缺點是
很多人進進出出, 比較複雜
814
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:57,560
可是無所謂
815
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:01,480
只是把電話借給大家用用
小意思, 沒關係
816
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:04,440
你想搬來這裡住呀
817
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:07,360
是呀, 好不好？給點意見
我要付訂金了
818
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:12,640
我建議你回家住, 師父
819
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:14,800
我不回去
820
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,560
爽爽, 你知不知道
821
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:22,200
為甚麼天要下雨
822
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:28,880
那…那空氣流通就變成了風
823
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,080
那…風…
不是呀
824
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:35,000
我呀
825
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:39,760
正想點打火機引火自焚的時候
天就下雨了
826
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:44,200
老天爺也想耍我…
827
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:48,080
師父, 你到底發生甚麼事情
受甚麼刺激？師父
828
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,240
我沒事
829
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,120
我的心好痛…
830
00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:54,040
師父你跟我回家再說吧
831
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,720
我不回去…
832
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,520
我不要回去見到那個她
833
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:02,800
那個她