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你要是不接受我的話
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你說我有甚麼缺點
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你說出來我馬上走
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是你說的, 你太矮
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你說我太矮
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太傷我心了
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我呢我想打著打火機
引火自焚的時候
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天就下雨
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老天爺也耍我
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老天爺也耍我
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師父, 你到底發生甚麼事了
你受了甚麼刺激了, 師父
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我沒事
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我的心好痛…
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師父, 你先跟我回家再說吧
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我不回去…
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我不想回去看見那個她
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小丁
突然晴天霹靂狂風暴雨
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你平時口舌招尤
小心天打雷劈
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沒有呀, 師父
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我平時只不過是下棋繪畫
吟詩作樂罷了
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對了, 師父
怎麼這麼有雅興賞花栽種
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你師父我呢一直是情操高尚的
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熟悉各家有益身心的文娛活動
你知道嗎
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對了, 師父
你送過花給蘇蘇沒有
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是不是一百枝呢
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錯
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九十九枝
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錯, 還沒種好呢
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甚麼, 你說要有誠意的嘛
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有誠意當然要自己種, 多浪漫
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可惜你是慢吞吞的慢
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你不會明白的
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怎麼今天的感覺這麼寧靜
這麼舒服呢
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因為師公和名義師母都不在家裡
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糟了, 師父是不是去找蘇蘇了
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放心吧, 師父, 我已經收到消息了
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蘇蘇在三個鐘頭之前
已經平安抵家了
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聰明, 明天有打賞
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謝謝師父
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早安呀, 各位
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早呀
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小丁
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你師父今天怎麼回事
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沒甚麼, 可能夜裡睡得好吧
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說實話
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我們師徒倆真的很久
沒試過一覺睡到天亮了
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你看我今天精神多好
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難道你每天都睡不好
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當然了
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有師公再加那個名義師母
好煩的
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他們昨天晚上不在嗎
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一夜沒回來
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他們一夜沒回來
你們一點兒也不擔心嗎
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也是呀
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師父
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在這兒呢, 這麼大聲幹甚麼
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不是的, 師公和名義師母
一夜沒回來
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是不是應該要有一點擔心呢
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他們都是成年人
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有手有腳, 會照顧自己的
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不是的
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師公昨天他約過我
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糟了, 我怕師公他想不開
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甚麼呀
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他約你幹甚麼
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你們做過甚麼了
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沒有
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他說我傷了他的心
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你怎麼傷了他的心了
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是他讓我說出他的缺點
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所以我就說他太矮了
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那就太糟了, 這次兇多吉少了
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說他矮也不算傷害他吧
他長得是矮嘛
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是呀
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你們有所不知
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師公曾經追過一個洋妞
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為了她
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師公和她爬雪山去沙漠流浪
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歷盡了千辛萬苦
也得不到她的芳心
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最後那個洋妞學會唯一的中國話
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於是她就說, 我不喜歡你
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你太矮了
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有沒有發現…
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沒有…
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你們可以放心了
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我們翻遍了報紙
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昨天沒有浮屍, 沒有跳樓的
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爽爽也沒回來
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要說他們倆應該在一起
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有爽爽看著他應該不會有事的
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是呀…沒事的
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不是, 我們還是去找找他們吧
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是呀…
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找找也好
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你呀
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先別罵了…
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好了…回來再罵吧
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我們這麼多人, 分組分頭找
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黑白…
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師兄
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黑白…
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師兄
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黑白…
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你回來得正好, 一齊黑白, 來…
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我沒你們這麼好的心情
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師父沒回來, 你不擔心嗎
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我擔心
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所以現在分組分頭去找嘛
你還要我怎麼樣
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等一等
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你是不是知道師公的下落
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你不早點兒說
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你跟我走
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你也要去
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師父, 喝杯水吧
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不喝水不行的
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師父
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你別假惺惺了你
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我弄成這樣最開心的就是你
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笑呀…
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你怎麼會這麼想呢
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因為我是你師父
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我還想有點尊嚴
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不想讓你看見我這個樣子
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這都怪爽爽
自作主張帶來這麼多人幹甚麼
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你要怪就怪我吧
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是我惹你生氣的
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對不起
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我很想怪你的, 蘇蘇
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但是我不能怪一個坦白的人
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蘇蘇你不要怪自己, 知道嗎
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師公, 這裡的環境不大好
你跟我們回家吧
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走吧…
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不回去, 我不回去
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我勸了師父半天了, 他也不聽
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甚麼都不吃水也不喝
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走吧, 你們都走吧, 回去吧
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這裡環境清幽
甚麼都有, 不用管我了
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不要這樣子了
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你不要這樣了, 師公
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蘇蘇, 我不死就是為了你
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那你就算是為了我
先回家吧好不好
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就算是為了你
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不過你也要為了我
讓我睡一會兒
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好
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好累
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你們這麼早就回來了
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是呀, 下了班就回來了
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師父還沒有起床？
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還沒呢
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我剛才去買菜
回來後進去看過他
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他睡得很好
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爽爽也一樣
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我想他們一定都很累
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那些意大利麵薄餅是你做的？
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還有一鍋粥和一鍋湯
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等師公醒了之後
愛吃甚麼就吃甚麼吧
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希望他能領我的情
我就不會那麼內疚
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如果師父這輩子也好不了
那你就要內疚一輩子
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傻瓜
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師父休息兩天就沒甚麼事了
又不是甚麼大病
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這可就難說了
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他是心病嘛
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心病還須心藥醫
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那我就給他煮一輩子的飯
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你要有心理準備了
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我去洗洗臉
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師父
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甚麼呀
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那你這輩子和蘇蘇也不可能了
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如果是這樣的話
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我一定剃度當和尚, 吃一輩子素
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我說甚麼也不會便宜爽爽
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師父
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我還有奶油妹
恕我不能追隨你左右了
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傻小子, 這種事師父不會勉強你的
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但是吃素之前
我要先吃頓豐富的
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快點兒
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不許吃
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我不是吃, 我聞聞
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不許聞
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你做給師父吃的
我們哪敢吃
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還好昨天還有吃剩的雞腿
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你吃過東西沒有
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吃了
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吃了甚麼了
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剛才買菜的時候吃了漢堡包
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為甚麼冰箱裡的雞腿不見了
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甚麼, 你以為我是小偷
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吃了你的雞腿我不會不承認的
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雞腿嘛, 我賠不起呀
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會不會是爽爽吃了, 她那麼貪吃
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好餓呀
從早到晚都沒有吃過東西
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別吃光呀
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事有蹊蹺
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你是指雞腿不見的事
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會不會是老鼠叼走了
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老鼠會不會開冰箱
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應該不會
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你記不記得
我們剛才回來的時候
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經過樓下的小巷
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我們看見滿地垃圾
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其中有件物體好像雞腿的骨頭
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我還說, 誰這麼沒公德心
吃完雞腿到處扔
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你還記不記得
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記得
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根據雞骨的形狀大小
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正好和昨天的雞腿形狀
相當地吻合
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哪間房的窗口正對著樓下的小巷
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就是師公睡覺的那間
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我懷疑有人偷吃之後
想毀屍滅跡
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到底這個人為甚麼要這麼做呢
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假裝厭食症
但是又忍不住肚子餓
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小丁, 表演開始
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是的
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我說了我沒胃口吃東西
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師父, 你就吃一點點
別讓大家擔心了
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不吃了, 我不想吃, 我不吃
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那你要怎麼樣才肯吃
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其實我也想吃
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但是我渾身無力, 沒勁兒吃東西
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我餵你吃
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好呀
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但是好像還沒有胃口似的
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你說如果有首歌聽聽
可能會好一點
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小寶寶吃蛋糕
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吃完蛋糕吃稀飯
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吃飽長大, 長大聽話
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寶寶吃飯
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啊咕咕
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好乖
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這是甚麼粥
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豬吃的不是人吃的
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哪兒買的…
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哪個廚師做的, 去打雜還差不多
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真會騙人錢
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你知不知道你剛才說
不是人吃的粥
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是我煮了一天的粥
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你有容易受傷的地方, 我也有
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你說我煮的粥難吃
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你傷了我的心
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蘇蘇…我不是這個意思
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其實我愛吃
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我希望你天天煮飯給我吃
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師父…
蘇蘇
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你這麼久沒吃東西
你的腿不發軟嗎
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蘇蘇, 我傷害蘇蘇了, 走開
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師父
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你不怕讓蘇蘇知道
你假裝厭食症欺騙她嗎
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師父, 你不要抵賴了, 證據在此
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你們倆別串通冤枉我
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我發誓, 我沒吃雞翅膀
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我吃的是雞腿
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我傷害了蘇蘇, 慘了…我要…
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雞腿的骨頭也有
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算了小丁, 師父承認了
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站住
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不關我的事, 師兄, 我…
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我傷害了蘇蘇
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我傷害了蘇蘇, 慘了…
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怎麼這麼黑
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師父
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我看不見東西了
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好冷呀這裡好冷
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師父
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我傷害了蘇蘇, 慘了…
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好冷呀, 給我張棉被
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蘇蘇
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媽媽, 這些帳沒有問題了
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我去上班了
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小心
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拜拜
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拜拜
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蘇蘇
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我有話想跟你說
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我趕時間
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最後一次
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其實
不如
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你先說
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女生先說
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好
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其實我知道你想跟我說甚麼
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但是你也應該知道
我會怎麼回答你
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我現在有個辦法
希望對大家都有好處
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甚麼
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我們不如結拜為兄妹
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YES
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想不到你和我同一命運
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別吵
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那這個兄可不可以娶妹呢
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不行
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住嘴
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遭天譴
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別吵
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是呀, 你也聽見了, 遭天譴
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我相信你現在
也沒有甚麼好跟我說的了
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有呀
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我不能當你哥哥
當你弟弟還可以
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一樣
姐姐
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都一樣, 好弟弟
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既然你這麼說我也應該死心了
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我本來還想再試試
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如果失敗就離開這個傷心地
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你要走呀
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是呀, 我失敗了, 我走了
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師父
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別勸我, 我決定了
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同是天涯淪落人
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你以後要好好保重
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謝謝…
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姐姐, 我走了保重呀
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你也保重, 好弟弟
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結拜媽, 保重
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好好照顧她
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我會的
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走了
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保重呀, 弟弟
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師父
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師父…
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你真是一句話也不跟我說就走了
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你別這麼對我了
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師父
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你始終是我最敬愛的師父
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你永遠是我最崇拜的師父
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師父保重
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長毛
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師父
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長毛
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在
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想做就去做
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是, 師父
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你也一樣, 爽爽
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是
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想做就去做
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人生苦短
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你們倆是我最好的徒弟
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好好珍惜你們的愛
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再見
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小姐
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這麼巧, 吃了早餐沒有
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法國菜好不好
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怎麼
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師兄
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你叫我出來有甚麼想跟我說
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沒, 我…
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沒話說我走了
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我想起來了
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那說
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送給我的？
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我親手種的
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謝謝
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不用謝
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那你知道我對你的心意了
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我明白…
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真的
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怎麼會這樣
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田味吉, 你這個該死的
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幹甚麼
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為甚麼我和蘇蘇
老是有這麼多障礙呢
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世上無難事, 只怕有心人
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這句話是誰說的
簡直是不負責任
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這句話那麼多人都說過
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我想總有這句話的道理
你放心吧
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我看好你和蘇蘇的
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謝謝
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我也看好你和津津
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你最近和津津怎麼樣
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我和津津是不可能的了
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論相貌, 論智慧, 論身材
我都和你差不多
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你別看扁自己
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哪個女生願意和一個
大舌頭的人談戀愛
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你又來了
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只要是有真心, 管他大舌頭
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你說如果津津能和我用心聲溝通
那該多好
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你別老是這樣了
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你以為人家都像我這麼聰明
會聽你的心聲嗎
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別管
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大庭廣眾, 發表愛的宣言
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可是我是大舌頭
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要我在大庭廣眾發表愛的宣言
行不行呀
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那倒是
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所以呢趕快去找個醫生
看看治不治得好
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對呀
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可是被人治好之後
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我是不是真的可以重新做人呢
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當然可以了
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不然幹嘛找醫生
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可是我不知道有沒有那個勇氣
去找醫生
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不知道有沒有勇氣
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那你還是趕快去示愛吧
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不然別人先去示愛
那你就吃虧了
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真的
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真的, 就這麼決定了
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背熟愛的宣言去示愛
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津津
自從跟你做過臨時夫婦之後
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沒有你在我身邊
我實在很不習慣
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我看不見你的時候
就會想念你
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津津, 我想我已經愛上了你
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希望你可以接受我
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實在太好了
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我想我這次一定可以成功的
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甚麼事, 小朋友你為甚麼哭
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媽咪買冰淇淋給我吃
就不見了
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你媽咪叫你吃冰淇淋在這裡等她
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她可能一會兒就回來, 你不用怕
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我抱你去那邊坐
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來, 坐下
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乖, 別哭, 乖
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00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,960
叔叔小的時候還沒你這麼幸福
有媽咪買冰淇淋吃
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00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,480
那你小的時候有沒有吃過冰淇淋
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沒有
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叔叔小時候最愛吃的就是雞蛋糕
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小明, 過來
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媽咪
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你剛才去哪兒了
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和叔叔聊天
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你說甚麼, 說得大舌頭
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叔叔教我的
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是誰那麼缺德教我兒子大舌頭
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00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,280
小心將來有報應, 走
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看來我真的要徹底的醫治好
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我要治好我自己
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吃葡萄
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對
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倒吐葡萄皮
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00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:11,240
吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮
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00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:12,800
簡直是好
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00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,480
不吃葡萄倒吐葡萄皮
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00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,480
好, 太好了
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00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,080
吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮
430
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:23,120
不吃葡萄倒吐葡萄皮
431
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好呀…
好呀, 都對了
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00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,160
柏高, 我早就說你行
你慢慢練吧
433
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,280
我們支持你
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是呀
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是呀師父, 好好練, 繼續練
436
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:37,280
謝謝你們
437
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,040
吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮
438
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:44,120
不吃葡萄倒吐葡萄皮
439
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,080
好呀…
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00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:47,320
好呀
441
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,240
好…
442
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,160
好呀師父, 真的很好
443
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不過再練練
444
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,040
我不練了
445
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,200
對不起, 耽誤你們這麼多時間
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00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,360
老闆, 你們還是先走吧
447
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,560
好了, 走了
448
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,440
我們先走了
449
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:11,680
你們這算甚麼
450
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,640
師父最需要有人支持他的時候
你們都走了
451
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,320
是他叫我們走的
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00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:20,080
是呀, 我們一天沒做生意
又陪了他一天
453
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,560
精神上金錢上都算夠義氣了
454
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:23,600
你還說
455
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,680
師父怎麼說也幫你們
皇室玫瑰賺了不少錢了
456
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,800
你們現在說溜就溜
這還叫有義氣
457
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,280
你這算甚麼, 指責我們
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00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:32,840
我坦白嘛
459
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:34,440
我也很坦白的
460
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:35,880
柏高, 你不用再練了
461
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:36,840
白練
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00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,040
你練不好的
463
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,920
你少說一句吧, 你得罪了他
明天誰幫我們做生意
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好了…別哭了…
465
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,160
柏高, 對不起…
466
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,240
不要緊
467
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:53,840
還有呀, 如果心情不好呢
最重要的就是事業
468
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,840
寄情工作, 知道嗎
469
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,440
好好的工作, 走吧
470
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:00,520
我們去換衣服
471
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,200
別哭了…
472
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,080
我走了
473
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,160
走吧
474
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,600
師父, 別這樣…
475
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,280
小勁, 你餓不餓
476
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,040
我不餓
477
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,240
我去給你煮點吃的
478
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:15,920
但是師父, 我不餓
479
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,400
我去煮給你吃
480
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,800
我不餓也要吃, 那就吃吧
481
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,400
幹甚麼鬼哭狼嚎的, 快吃
482
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,200
還吃呀, 師父, 我吃得太多了
483
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,240
我不管, 我煮多少你就要吃多少
484
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,560
你別想去廁所吐
485
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:55,760
我知道了
津津打電話來說你不在嘛
486
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,520
是呀…最好不是了
487
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,920
好…那到時候再見
488
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:07,840
好, 拜拜
489
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,040
誰找你呀
490
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,040
總之不是津津
491
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,280
快點兒都吃了它
492
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:22,840
起不來了
493
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:25,840
小勁
494
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,240
怎麼, 你懷孕了
495
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,480
不是, 我師父不停地的煮東西吃
496
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,080
我呢要不停地幫他吃
497
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,800
我現在看見吃的就想吐
498
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:35,160
是嗎
499
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:35,760
是呀
500
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,680
我想問問你呀
你師父最近為甚麼老是躲著我
501
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,720
還有呀現在又這麼對你
502
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:41,960
到底怎麼回事
503
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,560
我知道你知道, 你說出來聽聽
504
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,280
我知道你知道我知道
505
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,080
但是我不能告訴你
506
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,880
我知道你很想幫你師父的, 對不對
507
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,080
很想的
508
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,800
說實話
其實我也可以透露一點點的
509
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,480
那你就透露那一點點
510
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,400
我師父呢現在除了對烹飪
有信心之外
511
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,480
對其他事情都沒有信心了
512
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:07,680
為甚麼
513
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:09,160
因為大舌頭
514
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,680
他早就是個大舌頭了
515
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,600
我聽說呢他五歲前還沒有大舌頭
516
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:16,480
可能
517
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:20,960
有一次我跟他在一起
他唱歌的時候不是大舌頭
518
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,920
他一定是心理有障礙
519
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:24,960
那能不能治好
520
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,200
癌症都能治好
521
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:28,080
這別耽誤了
快去找個醫生救救他
522
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:28,840
走
523
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,800
師父, 舒不舒服
524
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,560
舒服
525
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,360
師父, 想不想不再大舌頭
526
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,520
神經病, 哪有人喜歡大舌頭
527
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:42,680
不是, 師父
528
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,360
如果有人幫你, 你想不想試試
529
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,720
我的大舌頭沒得救了
除非有神仙來幫我
530
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,560
說到就到, 神仙駕到
531
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,040
你先坐會兒
532
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:55,920
誰呀
533
00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:57,800
小勁
534
00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:59,160
柏高
535
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,360
小勁, 今天我不見客人
536
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:02,800
幹甚麼
537
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:03,360
不是, 師父
538
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,640
他們不是普通人
539
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,360
你看看, 她就是神仙姐姐
540
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:09,880
神經病, 甚麼神仙
541
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,120
旁邊那個更厲害, 神仙哥哥
542
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,240
他是來幫你的
543
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,280
是呀, 柏高
544
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,240
我們兩個是想來
治好你的大舌頭
545
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,640
我是大舌頭, 但是我不是弱智
546
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,320
你別當我三歲小孩子好不好
547
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,360
師父,冷靜一點兒
548
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,600
醫生, 他說過呢他是在
五歲的時候開始大舌頭的
549
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,520
你又耍甚麼花招兒
550
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,560
柏高, 我來給你介紹
551
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:34,920
這位呢就是盧醫生
552
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,480
是一位心理治療師
553
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,240
他說他會用催眠法
幫你治好大舌頭
554
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,480
大舌頭可以用催眠法醫嗎
555
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,840
假如你的大舌頭不是天生的
是一種心理障礙
556
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,880
催眠治療法可以幫助你
557
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:51,840
真的行嗎
558
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,760
如果你相信我, 可以試一試
559
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,800
是呀, 柏高, 試試吧, 不用怕
560
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:57,800
我們陪著你
561
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:00,480
真的
562
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:01,480
師父, 過來
563
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:02,200
怎麼
564
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,120
你看津津多關心你
565
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,840
你要是治好了, 一定有機會
566
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:12,760
你現在放鬆自己
567
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:18,720
雙眼很累, 眼皮很重
568
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,400
很想閉上眼睛
569
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,280
你現在在一家酒店的
旋轉樓梯
570
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,320
一步一步地走上去
571
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:39,760
十、九、八、七、六
572
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,200
五、四、三、二、一、零
573
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:54,560
好了
574
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:59,520
我們現在回到你還沒大舌頭
說話還很清楚的時候
575
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,320
你告訴我, 那個時候幾歲
576
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,880
那個時候我只有五歲
577
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,400
真…
578
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,440
在你五歲的時候
579
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:11,160
是不是發生過一些
使你不開心的事呢
580
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,040
你不用怕
581
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,880
不開心的事已經過去了
582
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,040
不會再傷害到你了
583
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,280
你告訴我, 發生了甚麼事
584
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:29,120
那天媽咪買了雞蛋糕給我吃
585
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,480
因為我那個時候最愛吃雞蛋糕
586
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,480
但是後來媽咪就再也沒有出現過了
587
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,520
真是慘呀
588
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,600
那你後來怎麼會變大舌頭呢
589
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,120
因為後來我不敢跟別人說話
590
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,320
好可憐呀
591
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,440
不錯
592
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,720
雖然你媽媽是離棄了你
593
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,760
但是你仍然很健康的成長
594
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,240
後來還是一個出色的廚師
595
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,360
但是你要告訴自己
596
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,800
過去不開心的事, 不會再影響你
597
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,920
你就會漸漸…
598
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,040
哈乞
599
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,280
我
600
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,000
我是不是不再大舌頭了
601
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:39,920
我說了我治不好了嘛
602
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,080
柏高…
603
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,880
柏高, 你別這樣子
604
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,200
是我傻, 我該死
605
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,760
我心甘情願給你們耍
606
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,800
我跟小勁不是在耍你
607
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:07,680
你走呀
608
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:08,800
我們是想幫你
609
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,120
你走呀, 我不想跟你說話
610
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,280
你是不想跟我說
還是以後再也不說了
611
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,800
兩樣都是, 你滿意了吧
612
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,480
你不想看見我
或是你不想跟我說話
613
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:22,320
我可以走
614
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,720
但是你這輩子也不說話
老用心聲跟人家溝通嗎
615
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,120
柏高, 你回答我
616
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,200
你為甚麼要這樣
617
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,520
我根本就不介意的
618
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,840
我介意
619
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:40,240
我不明白
620
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,240
我不明白為甚麼我會喜歡一個
對自己這麼沒有信心的人
621
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:06,240
津津…
622
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,200
對不起
623
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,000
津津…
624
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:35,560
我心裡但求共他能愛在初秋
625
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:41,080
只想跟他拖拖手手把臂在同遊
626
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,520
含笑看我極溫柔
627
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,480
甜絲絲的在心頭
628
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:53,040
藍的天綠的草草, 原野共漫遊
629
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,080
我心裡但求共他能愛在初秋
630
00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:37,600
只想跟她拖拖手手把臂在同遊
631
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:49,040
含笑看我極溫柔
632
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:55,680
甜絲絲的在心頭
633
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:07,400
藍的天綠的草草原野…
634
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:37,560
津津
635
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:57,000
我心裡但求共她能愛在初秋
636
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:02,600
既想開口又怕開口, 煩惱更係愁
637
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,080
含笑看我極溫柔
638
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:09,040
甜絲絲的在心頭
639
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:14,680
要勇氣道出真心, 愛歌輕輕奏
640
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,280
對不起
641
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,400
我不是想令你失望
642
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:26,800
你看你自己
643
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:28,920
我自己
644
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,000
我自己甚麼
645
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:32,960
你不是大舌頭了
646
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,160
真的
647
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,320
我不是大舌頭了
648
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,080
我心裡但求共她能愛在初秋
649
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,040
只想跟她拖拖
650
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:46,360
我成功了
651
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,680
別轉了, 頭暈了
成功了
652
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:52,800
對不起
653
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,000
你呀就會說對不起
654
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:57,880
謝謝你
655
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,800
沒有了
656
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,080
你剛才說的
657
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,160
你剛才說那句話是不是真的
658
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,560
我說了很多話, 不記得了
659
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,960
你說你喜歡我那句
660
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,360
甚麼, 我聽不見
661
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,720
我說我喜歡你
662
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,160
是嗎, 好呀
663
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,560
好呀
664
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,120
真的好
665
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,880
甚麼聲音, 卜通卜通的
666
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,320
甚麼聲音
667
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,360
當然是你的心跳聲
668
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:49,800
我的心跳聲
669
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:52,760
是呀, 我的心跳聲
670
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:54,240
不好意思, 太吵了
671
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:55,920
不要緊
672
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,120
乾杯
673
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:08,880
乾了這杯呢
就預祝這對新人連生貴子了
674
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,360
討厭, 你笑我們
675
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,000
別欺負她, 不然我不放過你
676
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:14,640
是呀
677
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,560
自從不大舌頭了
說話的聲音大了
678
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:18,800
可不是
679
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,640
甚麼…
680
00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:22,680
甚麼呀…
681
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:23,080
到底甚麼
682
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,960
甚麼…
683
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,920
師父, 這種事不是你玩的
是我們玩的
684
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,440
是呀, 這句話就對了
685
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:34,680
是呀, 柏高
這種事是徒弟輩玩的
686
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,200
我們當師父的不玩這些
玩甚麼
687
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,080
會受傷的別再玩了
688
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,640
玩我最拿手的繞口令
689
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,400
好呀, 我最愛聽你說繞口令了
690
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,480
你說玩口令
691
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:46,480
天呀
692
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:46,880
YEAH
693
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,000
我已經充滿了力量
694
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:48,680
YES
695
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,840
南邊來了個喇嘛
696
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,840
手裡提著個塔螞
697
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,360
北邊來個啞巴
698
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,360
腰裡別著喇叭
699
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:01,160
GO
700
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,000
拿塔螞的喇嘛
701
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,320
哦, 甚麼事
702
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:05,760
想換啞巴的喇叭
703
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:07,600
好棒呀
704
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:08,640
謝謝
705
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:10,640
甚麼事這麼高興
706
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,280
師父, 多個人多份力量
707
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:14,880
爽爽, 過來…
708
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,360
快來恭喜這對新人, 快點
709
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,360
你們前幾天不是甚麼
710
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:20,240
甚麼…
711
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,120
是不是弄假成真, 米已成炊
712
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:24,920
你說對了一半
713
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:25,800
別管了
714
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,480
你剛剛回來, 輪到你…
715
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:28,240
玩甚麼
716
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:29,920
繞口令, 說不出來要喝啤酒
717
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,480
好…
不好玩
718
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:32,320
不好玩呀
719
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,160
那玩別的
720
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:33,840
骰子
721
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,320
好呀…
722
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,120
玩骰子
723
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:37,720
不會玩呀, 老大
724
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,760
你去過卡拉OK沒玩過
725
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,440
我們不要管他們？我們唱歌
726
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,760
好呀, 我最喜歡聽你唱歌了
727
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:47,880
有人愛聽我唱歌
728
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,040
師父, 你真是誇啦啦
729
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:59,520
我心裡但求他愛在初秋
730
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:04,640
只想跟他拖拖手手, 把臂在同遊
731
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,000
含笑看我極溫柔…
732
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:09,760
幹嘛自己灌自己
733
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,160
又悶, 又難聽
734
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,040
當然自己灌自己
735
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,360
那倒是
736
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:17,440
我也有同感
737
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:19,640
等等我呀
738
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:32,600
第十隻了
739
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,760
田師傅, 會不會鬧出人命
740
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:36,800
熬了一夜通宵
741
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,600
不吃一兩打怎麼能補充精力呢
真是的
742
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,840
田師傅, 你要一口吞下去
743
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,240
才能有那種爆炸力的效果
744
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:45,600
一口吞下去
745
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,920
好, 那就一口吞下去爆爆炸
746
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,840
看見喬師傅和津津那麼恩愛
747
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,560
我這個當大哥的真是很開心
748
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,360
不過弄得你要熬夜
749
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,680
我代表她跟你說聲對不起
750
00:40:59,000 --> 00:40:59,720
別傻了
751
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,400
一二三四、二二三四
752
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,000
肥姨
753
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,160
三二三四、四二三四
754
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:06,760
一二三四
755
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:07,600
肥姨
756
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:08,720
二二三四
757
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,120
媽媽
758
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,320
肥姨的黑眼圈
就像戴了墨鏡似的甚麼事
759
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:11,960
是呀
760
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,160
這還用你說嗎
媽媽一夜都沒有睡呀
761
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:18,400
從昨天晚上開始
就這麼打拍子, 就這麼跳
762
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:19,920
一直都沒有停過
763
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,720
那肥姨怎麼會弄成這樣子的
764
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:23,720
是呀
765
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,040
明天比賽了
766
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:27,600
比賽
767
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,400
怎麼了…肥姨…
768
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,360
抽筋了…
769
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,640
叫救護車…
770
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:38,240
我大雄來幫她發功
771
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:39,880
發甚麼功, 叫救護車吧
772
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,080
氣功…看著…
773
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,280
好痛…
774
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:46,720
肥姨, 是不是好一點
775
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,280
好了很多了
776
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:50,320
小心點
777
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,360
謝謝你, 大雄
778
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,120
不用謝
779
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,520
媽媽, 你就先休息一會吧
780
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:55,640
不要再跳了
781
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,560
別提個跳字, 又抽了
782
00:41:58,640 --> 00:41:59,640
抽了…
783
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:00,480
怎麼辦
784
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,400
我這次輸定了
785
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,560
我明天輸定了
肥姨…你聽著
786
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,360
現在是後天了, 不是明天
787
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:09,800
是後天
788
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:10,800
後天…
是後天
789
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,240
後天…
是呀
790
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:14,840
那我就沒事了
791
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,240
幹活兒吧
792
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:19,640
去幫忙吧
793
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:21,840
媽媽
794
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,280
我看肥姨患的一定是世紀絕症
之賽前恐懼症
795
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,480
那怎麼辦
796
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:36,520
二三四一…
797
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:37,520
爸爸
798
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:39,280
你們自己練吧
799
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,000
好
800
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:41,600
這麼好來看我呀
801
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,240
你想看我怎麼跳
比你媽跳得好是吧
802
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:45,200
爸爸
803
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:47,720
你有甚麼事
804
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,200
不是我有事呀
805
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:50,600
媽媽有事
806
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:52,880
她有甚麼事呀
807
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,720
媽媽為了比賽壓力太大了
808
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:56,800
現在根本就跳不了了
809
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,440
那更好, 別勉強她自己了
810
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:01,920
你回去跟她說, 叫她多休息休息
811
00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:04,040
你能不能回去看看她
812
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,320
我回去更惹她生氣
813
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,400
怎麼說你們兩個也是夫妻
814
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,200
我真的很擔心媽媽
815
00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:14,400
不用擔心, 你看她那麼大塊
816
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,000
不會有事的
817
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,920
爸爸, 你回去看看她好不好
818
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,240
算了, 就算我沒有來過
819
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,720
珍珍, 我想到新的舞步
820
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:32,720
我們來練練
821
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:33,440
來
822
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:37,320
萬石
這個比賽對我來說壓力太大了
823
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:39,200
我有點兒不舒服
824
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:40,840
不舒服呀
825
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:42,200
你坐下來我幫你看看
826
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:44,760
你又不是醫生, 你怎麼會看
827
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,560
我回去休息就沒事了
828
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:47,560
那我送你吧
829
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,320
不用了, 你自己繼續練吧
830
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,000
不過別練得太辛苦
831
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,040
那你小心一點