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你…你裝瞎, 你裝瞎是不是
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我不遠千里回到此地
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就是要騙蘇蘇
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你別打破我的飯碗
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你剛才在廁所說甚麼？你快說
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你咬我
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我已經說了
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我說過了, 我不會放棄蘇蘇的
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蘇蘇, 他叫我放棄你
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我說過, 他打死我
我也不會放棄你的, 我不會的
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你…
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敗類, 你信不信我
你敢打
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田師傅, 愛的反面就是恨
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我們明白你
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但是你明刀明槍的
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叫我們怎麼幫你
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蘇蘇, 你不相信我
你會後悔一輩子
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我的事與你無關
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師傅
師兄
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蘇蘇, 送到這裡就行了
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我自己坐車回去了
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不行, 我怕師傅又來纏著你
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你以為我是同性戀？纏著他
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不會的, 不過我想過了
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我以後不會再到美味園來找你了
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你真怕師傅找你麻煩
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你不用怕的, 有我保護你
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說是這麼說
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蘇蘇, 我也不想讓你為難
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也沒甚麼為難的
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他要是再找你麻煩
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我就跟他不客氣
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他給你灌了甚麼迷湯了
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我看算了吧
總之我要不在他面前出現
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我們就沒事了, 大家都好過一點
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你別裝好人了
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但是我們
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以後見面的機會就一定少了是不是
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其實我有很多話想跟你說的
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我也是
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那我們找個地方坐下來慢慢聊
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好, 我帶你去別的地方
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好
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你幹甚麼
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幹甚麼不行？扔垃圾
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好, 扔完拉圾可以走了
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你說扔垃圾
兩手空空的扔甚麼垃圾
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垃圾當然是扔在垃圾桶裡了
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稀奇古怪的, 你這個臭丫頭
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吃宵夜了
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剛吃完冰淇淋就吵著吃飯
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吃完飯吃水果
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水果還沒消化又吃宵夜
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吃完宵夜不知道吃甚麼了
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吃桌子, 吃了冰箱, 飯桶
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從早吃到晚
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也不知道是不是有蛔蟲
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你罵吧
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你罵我你覺得開心的話, 那你罵吧
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你叫我罵我不罵
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別這樣, 家和萬事興嘛
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聽見沒有？我們才是一家人
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那個蘇蘇是人家的人
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懶得跟你說
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我想提醒你, 七天很快就過去
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到時候我們就要收拾包袱走了
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真不知道
你還老擔心那個蘇蘇幹甚麼
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人家已經有一個浩佳哥了
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別這樣了, 吃宵夜, 來…吃宵夜
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你又想用吃的堵住我的嘴
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好了, 我懶得理你們
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來, 師傅, 趁熱吃, 吃…
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我吃不下去
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電話
這兒
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誰呀
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不知道, 好像是蘇蘇, 不大清楚
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救命, 師傅…快來美味園
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蘇蘇, 你在哪兒？你幹甚麼
美味園
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不要…
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師傅, 你幹甚麼
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蘇蘇…
救命呀…
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救甚麼命？我這不是來救你了嗎
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蘇蘇, 後門
救命呀
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救命呀…
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別吵
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你這個畜生
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你這個豬狗不如的淫賊
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我要掐死你
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蘇蘇是你甚麼人
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蘇蘇是我的, 你不許碰她
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你來晚了, 蘇蘇是我的
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蘇蘇是我的
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你說甚麼
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不過我現在也不要她了
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她變成這樣, 你愛她嗎
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無論蘇蘇變成甚麼樣子
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我一樣那麼愛她
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我聽不見, 大聲點
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我愛蘇蘇
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你這個畜生, 我要替蘇蘇報仇
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超級無敵, 夾死你
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我要替蘇蘇討回一個公道
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救命呀, 快點出來
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田師傅, 住手…
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蘇蘇, 你不用怕
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你無論變成甚麼樣子
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我都會負責任的
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蘇蘇, 我受不了了, 快出來
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師傅
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可憐了, 蘇蘇, 你給他糟蹋成這樣
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田師傅, 不要
我是大雄, 你看清楚, 大雄…
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大雄
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我在這兒
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怎麼會這樣
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全都是我安排的
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老大, 是她逼我演戲給你看的
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說了半天到底出了甚麼事
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是你先裝瞎子騙我的
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那你…你怎麼知道我裝瞎
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你那天不是約我去海灘嗎
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蘇蘇, 我太愛你了, 我不能沒有你
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我雖然殘廢了
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但是我知道你還愛我的對不對
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蘇蘇, 原諒我吧
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那好吧, 明天一起去美味園
問問爸爸媽媽好不好
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好, 明天甚麼時間
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就現在這個時間好不好
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好, 就五點吧
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好
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記住, 以後騙女生千萬別回答幾點
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輕一點
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於是你就揭穿他
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接著讓他跟你演戲
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你好壞, 你這麼耍我
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是呀
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我們不是耍你
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只是想逼你說出
你一直不敢說的那句話
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說得對, 這次蘇蘇真是用心良苦
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愛情是需要鼓起勇氣的
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所以當蘇蘇把這件事說出來
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需要我幫忙, 我是絕對義不容辭的
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說實話
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如果這次我和奶油妹一起騙你的話
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那就更精彩了是不是
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你別作夢了
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到時候我打你
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這麼沒有幽默感, 小兄弟
開個玩笑嘛
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甚麼開玩笑
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你有錢的時候就把蘇蘇給甩了
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你現在被人甩了, 又回來騙蘇蘇
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你這次要不是將功贖罪
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他們非把你打扁了不可
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我知道錯了, 對不起
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你知道錯了又不肯改是沒有用的
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不過…
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我現在不是改了嗎
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你真是的
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你管教人家的兒子幹甚麼
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看著自己的女兒吧
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是呀…
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不過女兒已經長大了, 不用管她了
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好了, 大家現在都清楚了
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我們回去休息了
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好
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那我們走吧
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走就走
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救命呀
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我們就在這裡轉
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你暈啦
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有一點
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那我們就直走
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驗證一下這個地球是不是圓的
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不是已經證實了嗎
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再驗證豈不是很麻煩
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可不是, 那我們坐吧
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是不是很悶
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你到底是不是喜歡我
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剛才大家都聽見了, 還用問
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那你甚麼時候開始喜歡我的
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甚麼時候不重要, 最重要的是現在
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但是直到現在為止
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我還是感覺不到你對我有甚麼表示
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我想是無聲勝有聲嘛
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但是一直以來
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你對我都是忽冷忽熱的
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我真不知道你在想甚麼
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我也不想
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不是想不想, 是你覺得值不值得
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你要是覺得值得的話
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你應該要爭取的
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我做這麼多事情
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你是不是覺得我很不要臉
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不是的, 你說得對
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如果真的喜歡的話
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應該去爭取, 不要顧慮那麼多
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我知道
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你知道甚麼
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你要顧著爽爽的感受
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大不了這樣
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以後我們在一起的時候忌諱一下
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蘇蘇, 你真大方
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現在周圍沒有人
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是呀, 沒人, 幹甚麼
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爽爽又不在
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那又怎麼樣
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那你就沒有忌諱了
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那要怎麼樣？我不明白
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我怎麼知道怎麼樣
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是不是真的我想怎麼樣就怎麼樣
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不知道
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我想牽你的小手
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左手還是右手
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我左手牽你的右手
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我還想
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摟著你的肩膀
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其實我還想…
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甚麼
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突然思想亂晒籠
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突然脈搏亂跳一通
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兩頰燒得通紅
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耳內嗡嗡的嘈
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自制力亦無影蹤
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突然手震兼眼紅
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突然味覺都會失蹤
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法力通通亂籠
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對住水般嬌容
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扮晒高傲亦解凍
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你現已留在我的心窩之中
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囉囉攣人失控
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兩情相悅如今我有了你
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再理智都無用
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你現已留在我的心窩之中
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囉囉攣人失控
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對住你流露傾慕與愛意
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我愛你梗不同
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你放心吧
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你到泰國, 我會照顧聾婆的
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謝謝
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泰國的女生很熱情的, 小心
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我百毒不侵的
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你怎麼知道
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小丁說的
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懶得跟你說
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我也算是做了件好事吧
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你現在開心了
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你到了那邊要好好的做事
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我會的
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如果結婚早點通知我
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我一定回來喝喜酒的
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一定
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蘇蘇, 我有幾句話要跟你說
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可不可以我們單獨說幾句
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一定
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你的
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有件事別怪我不提醒你
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老吉
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我贈你四句真言
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小心女人, 明白嗎
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小心你那個男人被人騙
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你看我就知道了
261
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,240
喜歡新的不喜歡舊的
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尤其是他師妹
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明白嗎？
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好了, 我走了, 幫我照顧我媽
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放心吧, 我會的
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麻煩你了
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拜拜…
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走啦？這麼快就說完啦
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你要保重
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拜拜…
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他跟你說甚麼
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不告訴你
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我跟你這種關係你都不告訴我
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不許胡說八道, 沒關係
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有沒有關係呢？人為的
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你再誤我大事, 我就宰了你
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人家聊得那麼開心
你不要去攪和人家
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我喜歡
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你這樣師傅怎麼會喜歡你
280
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:07,640
那就一拍兩散了
281
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,360
何必逼自己鑽牛角尖呢
282
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你不是沒有機會的
283
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,400
我還有機會嗎
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機會充滿人間
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來, 我跟你慢慢說
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說…
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我們一路走, 一路跟你慢慢的說吧
288
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,080
前面有一家餐廳
289
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,200
我們進去坐下來喝一杯咖啡
290
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,600
再跟你研究研究
291
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那你就快點走吧, 快點, 快走
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快點
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夏津津
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蘇蘇
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怎麼這麼好打電話給我
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00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:55,160
我還以為你最近有異性就沒人性了
297
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津津, 你的傳真
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你開心了, 還說呢
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00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,080
我不跟你說了, 有正經事要辦
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就這樣了, 拜拜
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00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,960
柏高, 我是津津
302
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,720
你今天可不可以跟皇室玫瑰請天假
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哪裡
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就是這兒
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甚麼？這裡
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被人耍了吧
307
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,920
不是的…一定是廚神已經死了
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現在埋屍在此地
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神經病, 當然不會了
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你怎麼這麼肯定？你有內幕消息
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沒有…我只是隨便說說
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我就知道你不知道
是呀
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走…
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甚麼聲音
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大叔、大嬸, 想耽誤你們一會兒
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你快點, 我要給這些雞做運動
317
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,960
請問你們認不認識廚神
318
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她問的是不是我們小少爺
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小少爺說別說他是廚神
320
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,400
那你們的小少爺是不是叫金一山呢
321
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:12,560
那倒是
322
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,880
那你們的小少爺是廚神了是不是
323
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,440
那也不能這麼說
324
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,160
你別胡說了
325
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,280
你才胡說, 你們查家底
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00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,520
別理他們了, 我們去放雞做運動吧
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甚麼事
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廚神是我最崇拜的偶像
329
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,320
所以我想知道他的事
330
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,960
你們能不能講一點點？求求你們
331
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,960
我說我們少爺說他不是廚神
332
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這樣吧
我們不要…不要再講廚神了
333
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,760
我們說說你們家的小少爺好不好
334
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,080
他很小的時候是不是已經是
特別與眾不同了呢
335
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:47,840
那當然是了
336
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,080
我們小少爺很小的時候就很聰明了
337
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,520
你沒說錯
338
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,280
不錯, 全靠我把他帶大這麼有出息
339
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:56,360
我沒功勞嗎
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00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,760
兩位老人家的功勞真大, 佩服…
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00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,720
這還用說
我們小少爺的事我們最清楚了
342
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:08,760
不知道你們小少爺是甚麼樣子的
今年年紀多大
343
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:15,520
我們小少爺今年應該有三十多歲了
344
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,960
不過他十歲那年…
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00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,280
那年我們的小少爺真是好慘
346
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,440
少爺, 你真的要吃這頓
347
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,320
這個廚師很出名的
348
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:32,280
我好不容易才把他從法國請來
給我做這一頓飯, 我一定要吃
349
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:33,760
可是…
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00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,480
你又想說我們沒有錢
351
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:39,160
是呀, 小少爺, 你吃一頓就十幾萬
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00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,160
你爸爸的遺產都給你吃光了
353
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,400
讓我吃完這一頓行不行
354
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,640
你吃完了這頓我們就真的沒錢了
355
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,680
是呀, 小少爺, 你要不吃這一頓
356
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:53,320
省下的那筆錢
夠我們一年的生活費了
357
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,320
你要我吃那些普通的東西
358
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,280
我情願吃完這頓就餓死
359
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,840
叫他上菜
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00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:00,840
就因為這樣
361
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,640
我們小少爺為了吃美食
362
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000
把錢都吃光了
363
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:05,720
那後來呢
364
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,480
後來我們就到這兒來了, 養雞為生
365
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:12,040
那你們的小少爺呢
366
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,600
他有空就回來看看我們
367
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:18,600
我們每天都帶那些雞
去跑跑步, 做做運動的
368
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,080
他前些日子…
369
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,720
人家是想聽小少爺的事
不是想聽你說話
370
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,400
你別老說著自己的事嘛
371
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,080
你懂甚麼你
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00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,520
就你懂, 我不懂
373
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:29,440
那當然了
374
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,400
福伯, 你可以慢慢說
我們有的是時間
375
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,200
唸過書的人說話都不一樣
376
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,480
我很愛跟你聊天
377
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,440
對了, 我們剛才說到哪兒了
378
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,000
我想起來了…
379
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,640
說到我們小少爺的樣子是不是
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00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:48,400
是呀
381
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,760
我有一張他的照片, 給你們看看
382
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,040
好呀…
383
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,280
是呀, 我們小少爺很英俊的
384
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,040
你這次沒說錯, 你看看
385
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:01,440
嬰兒照片
386
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,320
可惜命不好
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00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,920
金家就敗在他的手上了
388
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:13,000
聽說他有個時期
流落在甚麼李鄭屋邨
389
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:16,200
沒多久又聽說他到法國去學廚藝
390
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,880
接著沒多久就…
人家都傳說他當上廚神了
391
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,960
是呀, 我們小少爺
從小就很講究吃喝的
392
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,520
他又學會廚藝, 人又聰明
393
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,280
他絕對有資格做廚神的
394
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,600
前些日子他還帶了個女生來看我們
395
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:37,080
我剛要說, 你又搶著說
這算甚麼？人家說你也說
396
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,520
甚麼你又說我說的？誰搶著說了
397
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:40,640
是不是想吵架你
398
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,080
是你先說的, 我就不能說
你們先別吵, 先別吵
399
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,400
上次廚神回來看你們的時候
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00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,760
還記不記得是甚麼時候
401
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,000
大約是兩個月前
402
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,000
不止
403
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,200
是你說還是我說
404
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,600
甚麼？你說得不對, 我給你更正
405
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:55,760
甚麼不對？是兩個月前嘛
406
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,360
我為甚麼不能說
不好意思
407
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:02,160
那上次廚神來的時候有沒有說
他現在住在哪裡
408
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:05,440
你說吧
409
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:06,840
我不說了, 你說吧
410
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,960
我現在給你機會讓你說
411
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:09,960
你愛說你就說吧
412
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:11,800
你現在給我機會說
413
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,520
福伯, 是不是你記性不好不記得了
414
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,240
要不是他也不會讓給我說的
415
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,240
祿嬸, 你要知道你說吧
416
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:19,640
你是不是也不知道
417
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,960
對了, 她叫無知
418
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,840
你說夠了沒有？你別再糗我了
419
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,560
甚麼糗你？你還不給我面子
420
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,000
可不是, 你要怎麼樣
421
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,040
你們倆慢慢吵, 我們先走了
你真是不要臉
422
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,160
看你那個德性, 你這幹甚麼
423
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,280
如今做女人真幸福
424
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,120
我說如今做男人的手腳真是太慢了
425
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,280
肚子好餓, 快點
426
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,240
快好了…再等一會兒
427
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,280
好…
428
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,360
剛才說到哪兒了
429
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,680
你說你最近便秘
430
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,560
我剛才是說這些嗎
431
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:13,360
你說有個人想查你的底細
不知道他是甚麼人
432
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,200
他叫你小心點
433
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,560
對…是你小心點, 不是我
434
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:19,920
是…我小心點
435
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,520
說真的, 不要開玩笑了
查出來不得了
436
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,240
有甚麼了不起的？我才不怕
437
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:30,240
說實話
外面也沒甚麼人知道你就是廚神
438
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,160
你是不是得罪甚麼人了
439
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,240
得罪甚麼人我不知道
440
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,400
不過以後只好自己小心一點
441
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,200
我現在甚麼都不怕, 就怕失去蘇蘇
442
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,040
如果有人揭穿了你就是廚神
443
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,560
或者秦萬石師傅想起以前的事情
444
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,000
蘇蘇可能真的不會原諒你的
445
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,200
到了那個地步也沒辦法了
446
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,760
現在是得快樂時且快樂
447
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,520
就算將來到了另一個地方
448
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,640
也有個快樂的回憶是不是
449
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,400
我可真沒想到
450
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,320
原來你是一個這麼感性的人
451
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:06,480
是嗎
452
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,880
不過還有一樣你更想不到的就是
453
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,120
你小的時候長得挺帥的
454
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:10,120
是嗎
是呀
455
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,440
不過我現在也不難看
456
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:17,360
師兄, 我愛你, 師兄, 支持你
457
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,520
師兄最英俊
458
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,680
我愛你, 你愛我, 大家一條心
459
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,200
永遠那麼幸福, 永遠那麼快樂
460
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:29,680
這麼難玩
461
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,840
我幫你玩…
462
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,000
爽爽幹甚麼？這麼快就到那邊去了
463
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,880
我幫你玩
464
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,000
你這算甚麼
465
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,880
師傅叫你看著爽爽, 你有公事在身
466
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,560
你別管我和奶油妹的事了
467
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,800
師傅叫你來幫我的
468
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,640
我現在幫你照顧奶油妹
469
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,120
你好小子
470
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:52,400
當然了
471
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:53,280
小丁
472
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,120
我贏了很多獎券可以換小樹熊了
473
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,880
這麼快？偷的
474
00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,320
我贏的
475
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,680
快點換了樹熊回去給師兄
476
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:05,360
錯了, 師傅不是喜歡小樹熊
477
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,800
而是喜歡大熊寶寶
478
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,640
你明明說是小樹熊的
479
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:14,320
大熊寶寶, 師傅喜歡大熊寶寶
480
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,400
慘了, 大熊寶寶要很多獎券的
481
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,680
是呀, 很多的
那你快點, 再玩一會兒
482
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:21,640
快點, 走吧
483
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,440
我要見師兄
乖…
484
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,800
別這麼小孩子脾氣, 是不是
485
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,040
你試試幻想一下
486
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:35,760
當師傅抱著你送給他的
那個大熊寶寶興奮的心情
487
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,120
就像抱著你一樣那麼興奮
488
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,480
那麼溫馨, 那麼幸福
489
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,640
你說那麼的甚麼呢
490
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,520
甚麼…
491
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,520
多甚麼
492
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,480
好, 我相信你
493
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,320
神經病
494
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,280
你幹甚麼勾引我師兄
495
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,160
沒有
496
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,800
沒有？我明明看見了
497
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,360
沒有就是沒有
498
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,440
來…你…
499
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,080
你又發甚麼神經
500
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,120
你答應過我甚麼
501
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,440
我記得, 七天嘛
502
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:24,600
那你跟她…
503
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:26,600
我跟她沒甚麼
504
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:29,600
小丁
505
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,720
我在瞑想, 甚麼也看不見
506
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,600
蘇蘇, 牛排好了沒有
507
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:35,760
快好了, 這個
508
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,440
我幫你
509
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,160
你們看看
510
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:43,880
甚麼…
看甚麼
511
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,880
他們的手碰到手了
512
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,120
就這個吧, 謝謝
513
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,480
小丁, 你別瞑想了
514
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,560
你說我送個大熊給師兄
515
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,160
他會疼我的, 根本就不是
516
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,840
是呀, 原來師兄不喜歡大熊寶寶
517
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,160
那他喜歡甚麼
518
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:04,440
小綿羊
519
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:05,600
甚麼
520
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,800
小綿羊, 很羶的那種小綿羊
521
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:14,280
很羶的小綿羊, 羶
522
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,160
蘇蘇
523
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,800
這個好…這個好一點
我說這個, 這個更好…
524
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,280
師兄, 你和蘇蘇是不是甚麼
525
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,320
我說了沒甚麼
526
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,600
蘇蘇, 你直說
527
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,440
你和師兄到底是不是甚麼
528
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,080
甚麼…
529
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,160
甚麼你們
530
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:39,520
甚麼
531
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,160
我一定能試出來的, 我告訴你們
532
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,240
這個…
533
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:46,920
這個好
534
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:47,840
這個好一點
535
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,360
先生, 想要點甚麼
536
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,880
一個沒有音樂的地方
537
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:57,720
吃甚麼也沒有味道
538
00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:59,960
那你到底想要點甚麼
539
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:01,520
給我杯礦泉水
540
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:02,640
礦泉水
541
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,880
先生, 不好意思
542
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,640
這裡喝礦泉水一定要雙倍價錢
543
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,480
好, 沒問題, 三倍四倍也沒問題
544
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,000
你今天多收我這麼一點錢
545
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,560
將來說不定幾百倍幾千倍的還給我
546
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,400
是…顧客永遠是對的
547
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,680
你無論說甚麼我也要聽的是不是
548
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:29,200
不過我們美味園的大廚師
在這裡很受歡迎的
549
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,720
嚐嚐他的廚藝吧
550
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,480
每個人做每件事都有他的目的
551
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:38,360
不過我呢, 我的目的不是來吃飯的
552
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,560
是…我知道…你是來喝礦泉水的
553
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,000
你不知道？那以後吧
554
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,600
以後你就會知道了
555
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,280
先生, 礦泉水
好的
556
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,440
慢慢喝, 慢慢喝你的礦泉水
557
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:58,360
老婆, 看他那個樣子
好像不大正常吧
558
00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:59,440
好像是
559
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,560
那你還跟他說那麼多話, 真是的
560
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,800
我怎麼知道？我看他西裝筆挺的
561
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,840
我怕大雄得罪了那個貴客
562
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,800
貴客哪有光喝水的
563
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:12,520
放心吧, 老闆, 肥姨
564
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,040
有我大雄在這兒, 沒事
565
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,760
不行…看來叫奶油妹別接近他
566
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:19,880
是呀…
567
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:22,920
奶油妹去哪兒了
568
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,600
奶油妹好像給小勁拉到後院
569
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,200
去唱情歌去了
570
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,080
有沒有搞錯？那個小勁
571
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,760
在工作時間來騷擾我的伙計
572
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,080
好, 我去教訓他
573
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:37,360
老婆, 那些年輕人
只要時間不是太長, 就別管他們了
574
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:38,680
反正現在的客人也不多
575
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,600
來…先進去休息會兒
576
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,080
想不到這裡也有知音人
577
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,200
冰冰, 我真不明白
我們怎麼會弄成這樣子
578
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,600
我這麼愛你, 你又這麼愛我
579
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,120
天擇, 有時候愛得那麼痛苦
580
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,840
倒不如別愛了
581
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,520
痛苦？我不痛苦
582
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,680
你還是這樣
583
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,280
從來不顧著別人的感受
584
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:08,640
我會改的
585
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,000
你現在說得好聽, 沒有用的, 天擇
586
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,840
冰冰, 再給我一次機會吧
587
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,000
你記不記得我們第一次約會的時候
588
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:19,920
那要說到甚麼時候
589
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,040
那我不說了, 我唱吧
590
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,320
我早準備好了, 還記不記得那首歌
591
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:26,960
我唱給你聽的時候你很感動
592
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:28,840
我說了沒用的
593
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,680
有的, 讓我再來感動你一次
594
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,280
一隻低泣低嘆結他
595
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:39,040
和一堆一堆瑣碎舊夢
596
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:43,040
伴空屋中的我坐下
597
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:44,960
懷念你
598
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,400
多麼地想知你好嗎
599
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:54,400
幹甚麼
600
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,080
你能不能不彈了
601
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,120
你吵得我做不了事了
602
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,360
首先你根本不懂得欣賞
603
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,960
不過我不會怪你
你這種沒見識的人
604
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,280
不過請你先忍耐一下
605
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:08,960
我正設法和我的女朋友修好
606
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,680
成功以後我就不吵你了, 拜託
607
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:19,240
你甚麼意思
608
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,320
不行, 我不是不想遷就你
609
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,680
但是你也要顧著別人的感受
610
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,920
我不能因為你
611
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,760
要別的客人吃我有失水準做出的菜
612
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,840
你要唱的話, 走遠一點
613
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,160
出去, 到外邊的路口
614
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,000
不行, 我要對著冰冰唱的
615
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,760
來…吉他低泣時
616
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,760
再要我似個笑話
617
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:47,080
笑到追踪空氣
618
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:50,680
我的吉他
619
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,160
看來是唱不成了, 我走了, 再見
620
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,000
不是, 是以後再也不要見
621
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,480
冰冰…你別走
622
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:03,240
絃斷曲終, 我們的緣份已盡
623
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,440
不要勉強, 我走了, 拜拜
624
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,360
冰冰…
625
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,840
對不起, 雖然我是有心
626
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,560
但是我是無意的, SORRY
627
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,360
你呀, 你別再裝蒜了
628
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,800
你這種人針扎不到肉你不知道痛的
629
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:35,920
你怎麼了…沒事吧…
師傅…
630
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,240
走開…
631
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,360
忍無可忍了
632
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,320
你彈夠了沒有
633
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,560
何小勁, 忍了你很久了
不要彈了
634
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,280
怎麼了
635
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,120
不關我的事
是他, 是他要彈給我聽的
636
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,120
你唱歸唱, 你清唱行不行
637
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,320
田師傅, 清唱會好一點嗎
638
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:04,920
管你好不好
639
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,560
總之我不要聽見這個破吉他聲
640
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,040
我一聽見這個聲音, 我就要見紅了
641
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,520
你幫你的徒弟阻止我追奶油妹
642
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,320
我就彈, 怎麼樣
643
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:21,920
師傅…
644
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,240
小勁, 不是的
645
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,640
他…他一聽見你的吉他聲
他就會失控的
646
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,440
你看他, 弄得一身都是
647
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,880
你讓著他點, 別彈了, 好不好
清唱吧…
648
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,280
你愛他, 你當然幫他說話了
649
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,600
我就是要彈
650
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,040
你說甚麼
651
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,040
小勁, 既然大家都不愛聽你彈
你就走吧
652
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,080
不行, 奶油妹, 他們人多欺負人少
653
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,120
但是我對你的愛是不會退縮的
654
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,320
所以我會堅持下去, 我要彈
655
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:56,520
怎麼辦…
656
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,320
抓住他…
是
657
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,400
奶油妹, 師傅
快坐過來
658
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,560
上…
師傅
659
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,200
你想怎麼樣？你不要過來
上…
660
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:08,760
上…
661
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,560
看你還敢不敢彈
662
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:29,680
彈呀…敢不敢
663
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,600
彈呀…
664
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,640
小弟, 彈你最愛唱的歌, 來
665
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,320
是, 謝謝你
666
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,120
誰呀？你是誰？小丁
走開…
667
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,440
先生, 貴姓
668
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,120
沒見過他
我叫你彈
669
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,080
李先生, 你好…
670
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,520
我不是姓李, 我叫你彈吉他
671
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,280
複姓李彈吉他, 好
672
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,360
不許彈
673
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:52,400
彈
674
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:54,960
不要彈
不許彈
675
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,400
不要彈…
彈呀
676
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:58,400
不許彈
不要彈…
677
00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,360
繼續彈
678
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,040
你是誰？在這兒多管閒事
679
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,880
音樂是很美妙的
680
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:08,760
你為甚麼要抹殺它
681
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:09,800
我不管那些
682
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,880
總之它的聲音就在抹殺我
683
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:13,640
我一聽見這種聲音
684
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,600
我就做不了菜, 說甚麼也不行
685
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,040
做菜
686
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:18,880
沒有音樂的世界
687
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:21,040
你煮甚麼也煮不好吃的
688
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,200
不是的
689
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:23,320
我來
690
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,440
不要…
691
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,400
你懂搖滾樂嗎
692
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:29,240
不要
693
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,040
來
不要
694
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:35,360
吉他彈出了幸和不幸
695
00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:42,200
彈出人生交叉點
696
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,120
沒事了, 師傅
697
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:49,920
我的吉他
698
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,760
這個吉他是我的, 現在斷了
699
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,520
太好了, 毀了你的吉他
我賠你一塊牛排
700
00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,960
田師傅, 一言為定
701
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:02,240
沒那麼便宜
702
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,360
你今天毀了這個吉他
703
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,320
你要付出的代價將會很大
704
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:07,520
甚麼
很大
705
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:08,400
甚麼
706
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:09,320
神經病
707
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,240
甚麼事這麼吵, 甚麼代價很大很大
708
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:37,920
老闆
709
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:48,320
老闆, 給你沖杯咖啡喝好嗎
710
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:51,000
不喝了
711
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:54,960
你從美味園回來就這樣
712
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,040
出了甚麼事了
713
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,120
田味吉, 金一山
714
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,880
我胡天擇一定要折磨你
715
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,880
這幾年來你為了要辦好天皇
716
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,880
為了要報仇, 你一直都這麼辛苦
717
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,560
我真希望你能快點報了仇
718
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:14,240
可以再聽到你快樂的吉他聲
719
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,840
時機就快成熟了, 再忍他幾天
720
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,880
對了, 我有新發現
721
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,040
我發現金一山也就是田味吉
722
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:31,640
他和秦蘇蘇的關係已經這樣了
723
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,160
原來發展到這種地步了
724
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:39,120
想起來
怪不得秦蘇蘇替田味吉說好話
725
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,680
不過他們也開心不了多久
726
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,120
金一山的身份一揭露
727
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,960
秦蘇蘇很快就會把他甩了
728
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,600
好, 他害我失去了老婆
729
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,200
我要讓他當一輩子光棍
730
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,200
我多麼的想知你好嗎
731
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,240
和他一起開心快活吧
732
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:20,440
願他可跟我那樣活著全為你
733
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,560
這次還試不出來你們有沒有姦情
734
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:36,680
我幫你
735
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:38,240
謝謝
736
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,640
這麼大年紀了還熱情如火
737
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:44,720
搞甚麼鬼
738
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:46,640
沒甚麼
739
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,040
嚇死我了, 真是的
740
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,400
喝杯水, 別怕, 老婆, 你坐
741
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:52,520
吃飯吧
742
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,160
來…喝口水
743
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:57,360
謝謝
744
00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:58,520
不用謝
745
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,440
還有沙拉沒拿出來
746
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,880
有蚊子嗎？借來玩玩
747
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,120
怎麼老拿著這塊蚊拍子玩
748
00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:11,480
大雄, 待會兒吃完飯進後巷
有積水清理一下
749
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:12,120
好
750
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:13,640
你說會不會電著
751
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:14,600
你試試
752
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:15,600
我怕
753
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,720
不用怕…
754
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,200
髒了…
755
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,320
我終於試出來了
756
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,000
師兄, 你好狠的心
757
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,960
我要捉姦在床, 讓你們顏面全無
758
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,360
準是蘇蘇做給我吃的
759
00:40:58,240 --> 00:40:59,120
好香
760
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:07,720
果然有進步
761
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:23,480
傢俬里五號, 不見不散, 蘇蘇
762
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,640
師傅…
763
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,800
我出去一下, 很快就回來, 看著店
764
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,240
獨食難肥
765
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:46,960
你小心
766
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,600
你再瘦下去遲早變成瘦皮猴
767
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,720
這裡不是傢俬里五號嗎
768
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,080
蘇蘇約我到這裡來幹甚麼
769
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:03,360
蘇蘇
770
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:04,840
味吉
771
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:08,520
小滑頭
772
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,400
你說你
773
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,520
約我到這種地方來, 甚麼意思
774
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,480
不是你約我嗎
775
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,960
餅乾不是你做的嗎
776
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:19,400
不是
777
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,240
難道有人想捉弄我們
778
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,240
準是小丁那個劣徒
779
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,480
他為甚麼要這麼做呢
780
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,040
準是想讓我們買張大床吧
781
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,440
真不知道是不是你們師徒串通好的
782
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,000
我發誓我沒有
783
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:37,600
不過反正也來了
784
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,000
那就順便挑一張吧
785
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,600
好, 我剛才看見一張大床挺好的
786
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,120
哪兒…
來…這兒…
787
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:49,200
哪兒…
這裡…
788
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,760
這裡…
789
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,320
你壞呀你
790
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,360
不許笑我
791
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,800
我們好好的試試這張床吧
792
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,720
你要用力的試試才知道好不好
793
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,040
用力點…
794
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:13,320
別動…
795
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:14,840
我今天要捉姦在床
796
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,160
你們這對狗男女
797
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:21,880
簡直是世風日下
798
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,760
道德淪亡, 不知廉恥
799
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:29,200
男的無賴, 女的賤貨, 不要臉
800
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:38,240
真不要臉…
801
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:39,480
大家靜一靜