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左邊這個是我爸爸

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右邊這個是我媽媽

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他們結婚沒多久

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就有了我肥貓了

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不過我肥貓還沒出世

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我爸爸就去逝了

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我媽媽很辛苦才帶大我的

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你們看看我跟我爸爸

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是一樣的英俊

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肥貓...

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肥貓

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怎麼媽媽叫你,你不答我

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肥貓

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媽媽

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這個伯伯,常常上電視的

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這個就是香港第一屆行政首長

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甚麼叫做行政首長

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行政首長就是代替港督的職務

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管理香港

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那個洋人港督不就是被開除了

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大陸以後收回香港

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香港就是屬於大陸了

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那我們全都變做大陸人了

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不是

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以後香港就叫做中國香港

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我們還是香港人

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我們還是香港人

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這個伯伯很多人跟著他四處走

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很威風的

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當然了

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行政首長要了解香港的情況

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如果他看見哪兒不好

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他都要想辦法搞好它

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他做得好,人人都會讚他

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是嗎,那我也要做行政首長了

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你有甚麼資格做行政首長

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你看看,你不覺得他很像我嗎

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只是頭髮是白色不同

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我用牙膏把頭髮塗白了

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那就一樣了

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真是的

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你不相信嗎,我塗給你看

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我不用你塗了

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你快去旺記取貨

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如果晚了取不到貨

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今晚我們賣手指嗎

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手指不可以賣的

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賣了手指就不能做事了

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那就是了,還這麼多話

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快去取貨吧

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收到了,MADAM

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記得跟旺記說

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如果貨不好的話,我們不要的

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行了,死的我們不要的

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取到貨就快點回來

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別四處跑

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我不會四處跑的

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媽媽,這個行政首長

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甚麼時候才會來長洲

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幹甚麼,我怎麼知道

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小姨的廁所塞著很久了

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如果他來長洲

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那就叫他清理它

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他怎麼會理會這些事

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你不是說他看見甚麼不好

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會想辦法弄妥的

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清理廁所也不會,真沒用

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開除他

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是,開除他後讓你去做吧

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好,反正我早上有空

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我去做半天也好

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是,人家等你每天幹半天活了

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不可以每天,我星期天要休息

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我不跟你說這麼多

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幸好只有媽媽聽到,快去吧...

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我去了...

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慢著...

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先穿件外衣,颳風了

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你也要多穿件衣服

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我去了,拜拜 快點回來

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肥貓...

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幹甚麼

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待會看見瀨尿蝦新鮮的話

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拿兩斤給小姨

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姨父和小表弟喜歡吃

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收到了,MADAM

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快點回來

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牛嬸,喝茶沒有

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喝了,現在去買菜

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今天的菜很便宜 是嗎

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梁伯 肥貓

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來訂貨嗎

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是,媽媽叫我順便

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拿兩斤瀨尿蝦給小姨

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今天風很大 是

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梁伯,你的衣服很薄

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夠不夠暖的

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我有件背心

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你也是

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媽媽沒叫你多穿件衣服嗎

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足夠了

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不是,回去多穿件衣服吧

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好,慢走...

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肥哥哥...有些事想問問你

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我叫肥貓,沒請教

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這傢伙好像有些弱智

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是,我是弱智,我不太會思考

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不過我不會騙人的

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哥哥,還沒請教

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我叫家林

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家林哥哥

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我想問你東灣的風帆會在哪兒

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東灣的風帆會,很容易的

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你從旁邊那兒,那個牌那邊

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你一轉去那邊

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你們想去玩風帆嗎 是

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現在這麼凍,沒有人玩風帆的

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很危險的

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根叔不會租給你們的

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沒有得玩

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那我們不是白來一趟了

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不是,長洲還有很多好玩意

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你可以坐這些舢舨

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坐到那邊碼頭上岸

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很快就可以去到張保仔洞

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天后廟在這邊

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還有洪聖廟在這邊

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北帝廟在那邊

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行了,肥貓,謝謝你

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你們踏單車要小心一點

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晚上踏單車要帶電筒照路

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如果不帶,警察會抄你牌

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罰你三百二十元,很貴的

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謝謝你,肥貓

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有沒有搞錯,踏單車也要抄牌

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就是了,神經病

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小姨 肥貓

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媽媽叫我拿瀨尿蝦給你

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很新鮮,還活的

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是,她說姨父和小表弟喜歡吃

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回去替我謝謝媽媽

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我走了,小姨

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肥貓

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你現在有沒有空 有空

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我要去找姨父

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你替我去學校等福水放學

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就帶他回來,別讓他四處跑

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我帶他回來

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福水,小姨叫你回家

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福水,小姨叫你回家

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行了,踢完波就回去了

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福水,小姨叫你回家

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都說了踢完才回家

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回去吧

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那不如你守龍門了

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不然我不回家

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我守完龍門你就要回家

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行了,去吧

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你這樣怎麼守龍門

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你們每次都踢我的"何B仔"

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輕力一點

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怎麼沒有,踢得腳軟了吧

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他們全隱形了

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肥貓

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替我們把書包拿去遊戲機中心

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我們去吧

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你不回家,打死你

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福水,你還不回家

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別吵了,在賭錢

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你賭錢,小姨知道了

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她定煎了你的皮

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你不說她就不知道了

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只顧著說話,被人打死了

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都是你了,肥貓

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你替我把錢贏回來

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我不賭錢的

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我賭錢,你打機

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打機就行

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福水,你整天找肥貓欺負我

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你可以找人代替你

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子恆,上 好

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打他...

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打他...

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好,我贏了

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你是長洲機王

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我是長洲機王

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肥貓,你有沒有膽量跟我再打

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好,再打...

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媽媽,讓我來幫你,讓我來

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讓我來幫你

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你去哪兒了,這麼久才回來

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小姨叫我接福水放學

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福水放學又不回家

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又去踢波又去打機

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有一個好消息

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我做了長洲機王

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那就是你也有玩了

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是,我也有玩

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人人都打不過我,我好厲害

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行了,走吧...機王

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真的,菜頭打不過我

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小檸檬也打不過我

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那我叫你去旺記訂的東西

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你訂好沒有

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訂好了,東風螺、瀨尿蝦、蜆

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沒有訂聖子

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旺叔說聖子不新鮮

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小心點...

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媽媽,為甚麼我們

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每天都要來拜天后娘娘

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天后娘娘要保祐我們母子倆

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和這兒長洲的居民平平安安

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天后娘娘保祐

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說吧...

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我昨天說了

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那你昨天吃了飯,今天吃不吃

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吃

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那就要說了

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天后娘娘保祐

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媽媽,我們每天都來說

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是不是你怕天后娘娘忘記了

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天后娘娘怎麼會忘記呢

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我們這樣是代表誠心

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那我先說明天那一句

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天后娘娘保祐

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不用了,明天那一句

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我們明天才說

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媽媽,我們每天都說保祐我們

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為甚麼不聽到你說保祐爸爸

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我說了,只是你聽不到

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是嗎,為甚麼聽不到

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別說這麼多了

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你說得很小聲嗎

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甚麼小聲,我已經說了

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老闆,結帳,多少錢

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多謝你六十塊錢

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六十塊

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謝謝

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六十塊

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拿一盒麵給七叔

241
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,560
我還沒收拾桌子

242
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行了,我收拾就行了

243
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,080
真想不到在長洲晚上踏單車

244
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,880
不帶電筒被人抄牌

245
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,200
是,都是我們不聽

246
00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:42,880
那弱智傢伙說

247
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,240
算走運了

248
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,400
求那警察肯三個人才抄一張

249
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,080
不管怎樣,這告票就除三份

250
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行了

251
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,640
還說這麼多,快買電筒吧

252
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,960
吃完東西再買吧,肚子很餓

253
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,600
林哥哥,你們還沒走

254
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:56,800
又是你肥貓

255
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,240
是,是我肥貓

256
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,240
有三個哥哥吃東西

257
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,760
單車放這兒吧

258
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,520
請坐...

259
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,240
肥貓,你的檔攤有甚麼好吃的

260
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,080
我媽媽煮麵很好吃的

261
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,560
菜很新鮮的

262
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,520
有蜆、有東風螺、有瀨尿蝦

263
00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:15,120
瀨尿蝦還是活的

264
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,800
蝦醬炒瀨尿蝦很好吃的

265
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,080
每樣一碟好嗎 好

266
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,080
每樣一碟,三個麵

267
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,760
再要一碟油菜 好

268
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:22,920
很快...

269
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,200
筷子隨便用吧,很乾淨的

270
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,200
來了,蝦醬瀨尿蝦來了

271
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,240
真的很香,試試看

272
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,320
瀨尿蝦不算我的份

273
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,800
每次都吃得手都割傷了

274
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,720
不用怕的,讓我教你

275
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,280
你先拿一隻瀨尿蝦

276
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,760
然後拿著前面,再拿著後面

277
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,200
然後就替它鬆骨,這樣

278
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,560
之後你就拿著這兒

279
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,920
一扯就行了

280
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,440
是...真棒...肥貓

281
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,080
慢慢吃...

282
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,920
你比肥貓還弱智

283
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,120
要肥貓教你吃東西

284
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,000
我是不懂,不行嗎

285
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,200
肥媽,有甚麼好吃的

286
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,760
蠔油撈麵韭菜花 好...

287
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,080
豪哥

288
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,680
怎麼今晚這麼晚才來買麵

289
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,440
是,老婆要吃宵夜

290
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,920
孕婦一起床就要吃東西的了

291
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,120
好棒

292
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,160
蝦醬炒蛤我還沒吃過

293
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,080
肥貓

294
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:29,960
甚麼事

295
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,080
這兒哪裡有電筒買

296
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,200
就在附近,我帶你去

297
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,360
替我結帳

298
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,920
瀨尿蝦五十塊

299
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,080
全部一百二十塊吧

300
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,960
多謝一百二十塊,謝謝

301
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,160
多了兩塊錢

302
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,080
賞給你的 謝謝

303
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:52,000
一百二十塊,有兩塊錢小費

304
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,680
這些小費你儲起吧 謝謝

305
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,560
我帶他們去買電筒

306
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,040
你把車子鎖好沒有

307
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,440
車子鎖好了

308
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,480
媽媽,我們甚麼時候才出香港

309
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,400
無端端出香港幹甚麼

310
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,600
每班船也有這麼多人出香港

311
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,760
為甚麼我們不出香港

312
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,400
人家出去掙錢

313
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,160
香港掙錢很艱難的

314
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,560
不是,姨父說香港遍地黃金

315
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:27,640
看你會不會撿,我會撿的

316
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,320
你甚麼時候學得這麼貪錢

317
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,840
黃金在地上,為甚麼不可以撿

318
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,360
姨父跟你開玩笑,哪兒是真的

319
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,760
香港哪有這麼好

320
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,960
不是,菜頭和小檸檬去過香港

321
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,480
說很好玩的

322
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,920
去過海洋公園,很大的

323
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,160
那些過山車、海盜船

324
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,920
很刺激的

325
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,480
有還那些海豹很胖的

326
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,160
比我肥貓還要胖

327
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,920
我想去海洋公園

328
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,360
我想去,你為甚麼不理會我

329
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:02,320
我沒氣了,回家再說吧

330
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,240
去玩吧,很好玩的

331
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,600
你也會開心的

332
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,960
我們去吧,海洋公園很好玩的

333
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,520
爸爸,快吃飯吧

334
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:19,200
你吃完飯就到我們吃了

335
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:24,280
天氣一涼了,生意就差了

336
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,280
我們算不錯了

337
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,240
你看祥叔和文記

338
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,880
整晚都沒生意,真可憐

339
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,560
是,又沒有人來玩風帆

340
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,400
又沒有人來住度假屋

341
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,560
我也很可憐

342
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,880
整晚只有兩塊小費

343
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,560
你的小費是白賺的

344
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,160
你怎麼這麼不知足

345
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,520
我想發達

346
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,120
你為甚麼想發達

347
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,200
如果發達就有好多錢

348
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,240
我買一間很大的屋給你住

349
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,320
不過要有電梯

350
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:58,040
我不想你每天跑樓梯這麼辛苦

351
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:02,520
只要你懂事,聽媽媽的說話

352
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,640
媽媽就很開心了,不用乘電梯

353
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,640
媽媽你不開心嗎

354
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,760
你為甚麼不開心

355
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,160
讓我唱媽媽好,讓你開心一下

356
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,760
世上只有媽...

357
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,160
不用唱了...媽媽開心...

358
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,360
你說謊,你說開心

359
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,880
為甚麼你卻不笑

360
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,400
現在笑了,行了吧

361
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,040
媽媽你笑起來很漂亮

362
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,440
真是的,有時候真不知道

363
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,080
你是真傻還是假懵

364
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,920
別動,把口張開

365
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,080
把口張開

366
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,040
媽媽,你的牙縫很疏

367
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,480
媽媽老了

368
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,440
以後我的牙都全掉了

369
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,800
那你吃東西不就咬不了

370
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,840
不過不要緊,你沒有牙

371
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,320
我會把東西咬碎餵給你吃

372
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,960
我才不吃呢,這麼嘔心

373
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,200
我小時候

374
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,160
你也說咬碎了食物才給我吃

375
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,000
我也沒說嘔心

376
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,960
我咬碎給你吃,你卻說嘔心

377
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,600
這樣不公平,你要吃...

378
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,680
是...我吃了...

379
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,720
你真是冤氣

380
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,480
甚麼是冤氣

381
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:19,960
媽媽不想做的事

382
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:24,040
你哄得我做了,那就是冤氣了

383
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,040
我早上不想起來

384
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:29,200
你哄我起來,你也就是冤氣了

385
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,760
頂嘴你就這麼了得

386
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,280
為甚麼我頂嘴你這麼開心

387
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,400
你頂嘴媽媽很生氣

388
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,200
甚麼開心,我不開心

389
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,960
你開心又笑,生氣又笑

390
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,640
那你笑究竟是開心還是生氣

391
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,480
我才不管你了

392
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,960
不行,你要說的...

393
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,720
開心...

394
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:51,760
開心吧

395
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,480
好了,快洗手吃飯了

396
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,200
吃完飯還要寫字,記得嗎

397
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,120
如果不會寫字,以後就沒用了

398
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,920
是,不會寫字就沒用了

399
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:02,840
快點吧

400
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,720
爸爸,你吃完了

401
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,960
輪到我們吃了

402
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:15,920
為甚麼這邊又寫得

403
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,360
這麼大這麼闊

404
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,960
你不覺得大一點比較好看嗎

405
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,080
一個字要合比例才行

406
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,760
寫得出界了

407
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,720
再寫過

408
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,640
媽媽,我是不是你生出來的

409
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,520
說很多次了

410
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,600
你當然是媽媽生的了

411
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,320
為甚麼爸爸這麼久還沒回來

412
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,760
爸爸要賺錢養我們

413
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,160
爸爸要賺錢養我們

414
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,360
那為甚麼晚上

415
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,360
我們又要擺檔掙錢

416
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,440
你剛才不是說要買大屋嗎 是

417
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,440
買大屋要很多錢的

418
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,760
我們要幫手才行

419
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:59,440
是,買大屋要賺很多很多錢的

420
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
你知道就好了

421
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:02,520
快點寫

422
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,080
是不是這樣 是

423
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,240
你又怎麼了

424
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,600
我的身很癢...

425
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,680
你的身很癢吧

426
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,040
讓媽媽打你一身就不癢了

427
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,800
不要...我真的很癢

428
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,320
拜託你抓一抓癢

429
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,440
真是的,叫你寫幾個字

430
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,320
總是這麼多事的

431
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:27,040
洗澡洗得不乾淨

432
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,920
媽媽,如果你看見爸爸

433
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,800
你是不是會很開心

434
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:37,000
開心,當然開心了

435
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,600
如果爸爸他...他回來了...

436
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:43,240
好了...別再說了,快去洗澡吧

437
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:44,960
明天再寫吧

438
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,120
明天再寫

439
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,680
媽媽替你收拾 謝謝

440
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,000
一、二、三

441
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,120
你幹甚麼

442
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,560
不准你偷看...

443
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,480
誰要看你的,快去洗澡

444
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,080
不准偷看這麼耍懶

445
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,200
是

446
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,280
洗乾淨一點

447
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,960
背脊真的很癢

448
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,080
搞甚麼鬼呢

449
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,440
郵差哥哥

450
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,360
正好,肥貓

451
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,640
替我把信送給小華

452
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,160
我肚子不舒服

453
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,920
千萬別掉失,他爸爸寄給他的

454
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,000
行了

455
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,400
為甚麼我爸爸不寄信給我的

456
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,120
他不寄給我,我寄給他就行了

457
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,280
麻煩你了

458
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,720
肥貓,又沒地址,又沒郵票

459
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:20,880
寄不了的

460
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,520
你是郵差哥哥,怎麼會寄不了

461
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,520
沒有地址,郵差哥哥就寄不了

462
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,640
回去寫了地址再寄吧

463
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:30,800
幹甚麼,肥貓

464
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,840
我寫了一封信想寄給爸爸

465
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,080
郵差哥哥說沒地址

466
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:36,120
所以寄不了

467
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,160
你不用寫給他了

468
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,040
他怎樣能收到呢

469
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,520
他不是去行船了嗎

470
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:44,560
海這麼大

471
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,800
誰知道他的船到哪兒去了

472
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,240
不過我真的很想寄給他

473
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:53,080
行了,爸爸知道你疼他的了

474
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,240
我都沒跟他說過

475
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,320
他怎麼會知道

476
00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:00,440
傻瓜,難道他是神仙嗎

477
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,480
你媽媽也不知道

478
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,000
你爸爸在哪兒工作

479
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,680
是,我媽媽說

480
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,920
我爸爸坐大火船四處去的

481
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:15,720
你爸爸行船的嗎

482
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,720
是,他四處去賣鹹鴨蛋

483
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,120
賺很多錢的

484
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,160
有辦法

485
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:23,880
有甚麼辦法

486
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,440
你爸爸行船的

487
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,600
你將信放進樽裡,掉進海裡

488
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:29,680
樽會飄著飄著

489
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:30,600
你爸爸撿到

490
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:31,880
就知道你寄信給他了

491
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:37,400
好辦法... 是

492
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:41,240
好辦法... 是

493
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,080
好辦法

494
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,560
爸爸,我現在寄信給你

495
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,000
你收到信就快點回來了

496
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,560
媽媽快生日了

497
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,480
她看見你會很開心的

498
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,880
糟了,爸爸收不到信了

499
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,800
寫這麼多封信給爸爸

500
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,760
爸爸一定能收到了

501
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,840
媽媽,你的眼睛怎麼了

502
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,800
媽媽這幾天眼睛很澀

503
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,320
滴了眼藥水也沒用

504
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,480
你眼睛不舒服就去看醫生了

505
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,880
看醫生不用錢嗎

506
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,600
滴了眼藥水就行了

507
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,840
但是我怕你看不見東西

508
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,000
你以為我看不見

509
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,080
我甚麼也看得清楚

510
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,040
是嗎,讓我問問你

511
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,680
這兒有多少隻手指

512
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,480
這兒有三隻手指

513
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,080
桌上就有五隻空樽

514
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,400
對了

515
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,280
那些空樽拿來幹甚麼

516
00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,360
我有用的

517
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:00,920
你要來幹甚麼

518
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,400
你當看不見,別問了

519
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,880
你會很開心的

520
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,800
你真古靈精怪,快幫手擺攤了

521
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,160
是,收到了,MADAM

522
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,520
媽媽,你跟天后娘娘慢慢談

523
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,600
我有事要辦

524
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,320
爸爸,我現在寄信給你

525
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,880
你收到信就快點回來了

526
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,040
媽媽快生日了

527
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,040
她看見你會很開心的

528
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,400
幸好我聰明

529
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,080
爸爸今次一定能收到信了

530
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:29,720
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

531
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,840
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AMY

532
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,640
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

533
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,120
好...

534
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:45,200
恭祝你福壽與天齊

535
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,400
肥貓,你把電視開得這麼大聲

536
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,120
你聾了嗎,你吵著人家了

537
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,080
整天看電視看得入迷了

538
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:57,880
媽媽

539
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,880
你生日想不想吃生日蛋糕

540
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,680
媽媽沒你這麼貪吃

541
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,760
我不是問你貪不貪吃

542
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,080
我是問你喜不喜歡吃

543
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,320
喜不喜歡,說吧...

544
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,920
喜歡,肥貓大少爺

545
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,120
現在生日蛋糕就沒得吃

546
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,520
快幫手抹檯,開飯了

547
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,040
收到了,MADAM

548
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,280
為甚麼媽媽說我"太少野"

549
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,280
我少了甚麼呢

550
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:39,920
肥貓,買蛋糕嗎

551
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,640
是,我想買一個生日蛋糕

552
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,080
給我媽媽做生日

553
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,400
看中哪一個

554
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,800
這個,這個很漂亮

555
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,120
你想要多大的

556
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,120
好像我這麼大的

557
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,800
那不是有二百多磅了

558
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,520
這個蛋糕沒二百多磅嗎

559
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,080
這個當然沒有二百多磅了

560
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,360
只有三磅

561
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,520
你們母子倆這個就夠了

562
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,160
我替你做一個一模一樣的好嗎

563
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,880
好...謝謝你

564
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,520
你想甚麼時候取

565
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,960
下星期三 好

566
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,320
建明姐姐,多少錢

567
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,360
一百二十塊

568
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:12,760
一百二十塊

569
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,760
行了,下次來取的時候才給吧

570
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:15,840
相信你的

571
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,640
麻煩你在蛋糕上寫上

572
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,000
"媽媽,生日快樂"...

573
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:27,240
"肥貓愛媽媽"...

574
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,600
"媽媽你好靚"

575
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,440
你不如在蛋糕上寫信

576
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:32,920
可不可以在上面寫信呢

577
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,200
當然不可以了,哪有人這麼做

578
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,880
放心吧,我替你辦妥

579
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,720
下星期三取,是吧 是...

580
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:39,880
好

581
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,360
謝謝你 不用謝,拜拜

582
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,840
八十五塊、九十五塊

583
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,120
一百零五塊

584
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:54,920
肥貓,怎麼了

585
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,200
我訂了一個生日蛋糕給媽媽

586
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,000
你別告訴她,我想她開心一點

587
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,640
要一百二十塊

588
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:03,800
你哪兒有這麼多錢

589
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,360
是,我只有一百零五塊

590
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,280
還欠十五塊,你怎麼取蛋糕

591
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,520
我勤力一點幹活

592
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:12,440
人家給我小費

593
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,040
儲著儲著就有了

594
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,240
如果他們不給你小費

595
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,400
那你就拿不到了

596
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,720
是,那我就拿不到了

597
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:21,640
那怎麼辦呢

598
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,000
我教你吧,將錢存進銀行

599
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:24,920
收利息

600
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,360
不然哪有這麼多人存錢進銀行

601
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,800
存錢進銀行賺很多錢的嗎

602
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,840
幾天一百二百塊吧

603
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,000
好...你帶我去吧

604
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,920
銀行的手續很麻煩的

605
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:37,920
讓我去吧

606
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,000
我拿蛋糕的時候要拿回錢的

607
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,360
行了...

608
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,600
還可以再買一份禮物給媽媽

609
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,920
郵差哥哥...有沒有信寄給我

610
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:09,840
原來是你,肥貓

611
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:10,760
是 沒有

612
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,120
我爸爸沒有信寄給我嗎

613
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,040
沒有

614
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:14,440
這麼大一袋也沒有

615
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,720
沒有,不用找了肥貓,沒有

616
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,280
我爸爸不懂寫信的嗎

617
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,120
撿這麼多樽回來幹甚麼

618
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,120
這些樽有用的

619
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,680
有甚麼用

620
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,800
我不能告訴你

621
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,400
不過你會很開心的

622
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,600
你想寄信給爸爸吧

623
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,360
你這麼厲害,你怎麼會知道

624
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:58,320
你爸爸他已經回信了

625
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,560
他說你以後不用再寄信給我了

626
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,240
那爸爸的信呢

627
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,080
我收起來了

628
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,600
我要看看爸爸的信...

629
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,200
我不知道放在哪兒了

630
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,760
不要緊,我替你找

631
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,080
不用了...你把我的東西弄亂

632
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,800
讓我自己找吧

633
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:20,760
快點吧...

634
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:21,680
在找了

635
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,320
快點吧...

636
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,240
找到了...

637
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:26,880
快點吧,讓我看看...

638
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,680
那些字你又不是全懂

639
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:30,840
媽媽唸給你聽

640
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,880
快點吧...

641
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,240
行了...

642
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,240
爸爸說他收到你的信了

643
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,960
他知道媽媽就快生日了

644
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,960
不過他沒有空不能趕回來

645
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,400
為甚麼他不可以跟老闆請假

646
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,560
有,他說他有請假

647
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,600
不過他的老闆不批准

648
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,760
他的老闆這麼壞

649
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,360
不要緊,今年不能回來

650
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,880
就明年回來了,都是一樣

651
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,240
那又要多等一年了

652
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:11,120
媽媽,爸爸還有沒有話說

653
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,440
有沒有話說

654
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,440
有... 說甚麼

655
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,200
爸爸誇你聰明 是...

656
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,320
他叫你勤力讀書

657
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:29,840
如果以後不懂字的話會很慘

658
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,600
還有就是要聽媽媽說話

659
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:41,040
要勤勤力力,做人要誠懇

660
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,640
千萬不要說謊話

661
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,160
媽媽,你這封不是信

662
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,640
是電費單

663
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:53,640
爸爸的信,媽媽都記得說甚麼

664
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:54,720
我看見你這麼心急

665
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,280
就背給你聽了

666
00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,800
快幫手...快幫手幹活

667
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:01,440
媽媽...

668
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:05,120
別囉嗦了,快幫忙洗菜

669
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,880
阿好,我這兒五千塊

670
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,360
你替我收好

671
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:27,840
阿姐

672
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,880
其實錢你放在銀行就行了

673
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,120
哪用每次儲起來拿來給我

674
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,040
我知道,說到底我們一家一住

675
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,320
總之你肯答應我

676
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,560
以後幫我照顧肥貓就行了

677
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,520
一世人兩姐妹,如果有甚麼事

678
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,520
你怕我不看著肥貓嗎

679
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:48,000
姐夫死得早

680
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,960
我知道你捱得很辛苦了

681
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,920
我捱有甚麼所謂

682
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,200
我怕我以後去得早過肥貓

683
00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:59,400
他就可憐了,一個人沒人理會

684
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:05,880
你的眼怎麼了,整天擦眼睛

685
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,480
沒甚麼,這陣子覺得不舒服

686
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,000
我拿眼藥水給你滴

687
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:13,440
不用了,不用麻煩了

688
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,360
我也有,我也有眼藥水

689
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,880
先把錢收起來

690
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,920
你可能擺攤擺得晚了

691
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,080
有空就去看看醫生,看看眼睛

692
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,200
若有甚麼事弄壞了

693
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:26,960
你想捱也不能捱

694
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,320
有甚麼所謂

695
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,360
又不是現在才擺攤

696
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,960
我們這麼多年都是這樣

697
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,720
人老了又不同

698
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,560
這兒五千塊

699
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,320
我明天替你存進銀行

700
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,840
謝謝你 別這麼說

701
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,560
先吃完飯再走好不好

702
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,840
不用了,我和肥貓回去了

703
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:49,840
好了,隨你吧

704
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,240
肥貓,我們回去了

705
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,320
你幹甚麼你抓癢

706
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,680
抓得這麼難看

707
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:58,600
很癢

708
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,120
我們回去了

709
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,640
我不能回去,我要等福水

710
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:03,560
幹甚麼

711
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,320
我找他有事 跟他玩嗎

712
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:07,240
不是

713
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,840
阿姐、肥貓

714
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,000
姨媽 姨夫

715
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:16,120
福水...你過來,福水

716
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,720
幹甚麼 過來吧

717
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,520
跟肥貓玩吧,幹麼不睬人

718
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,720
福水,過來 快點...

719
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,640
你說他怎麼了 孩子真是的

720
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,400
阿姐,別管他們了,坐...

721
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:29,800
怎麼今天這麼有空

722
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,240
我有些事來找阿好

723
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,360
拿錢來給阿好放吧

724
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,000
關你甚麼事

725
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,320
你別打那些錢的主意

726
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,640
那些錢是肥貓的

727
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,240
你不是這麼說吧

728
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,560
我現在買的股票起一兩個價位

729
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,480
也不只這個價錢了

730
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,080
對了,阿姐

731
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,400
我買了一些好茶葉

732
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,480
我進去沏壺茶給你喝

733
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:53,520
你先坐坐

734
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,280
你別客氣了

735
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,400
都說沒有了

736
00:36:58,680 --> 00:36:59,840
怎麼會全沒有了

737
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,400
銀行倒閉了就沒有了

738
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,160
銀行怎麼會無端端倒閉了

739
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,240
我怎麼知道,你去問問他吧

740
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,800
我知道了,你說謊

741
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,360
你騙了我的錢 你神經病

742
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:17,080
這是好東西,要一千塊一兩

743
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,040
你快把錢還給我

744
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,640
放手,死肥貓

745
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:21,680
你快把錢還給我...

746
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:23,400
死肥貓,你放手...

747
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,440
你快把錢還給我...

748
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,360
快放手,肥貓

749
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,040
你幹甚麼打小表弟

750
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,560
他騙了我的錢

751
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,520
我哪兒有騙你的錢,你神經病

752
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,640
你還說沒有,我買蛋糕

753
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,160
不夠錢,還欠十五塊

754
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:40,720
他叫我將錢放進銀行存利息

755
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,240
現在又說銀行倒閉了

756
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:44,600
錢全沒有了

757
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:45,560
就算是這樣

758
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,880
你也不可以打表弟

759
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,160
他這麼細小,弄不好讓你打死

760
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,360
你快向表弟道歉,快點

761
00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:54,320
聽媽媽說,快點

762
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,440
對不起

763
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:57,880
為甚麼他騙了我的錢

764
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,560
還要我說對不起

765
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,600
你這臭小子,你過來

766
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,760
阿好...教兒子慢慢教

767
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,960
你是不是騙了表哥的錢

768
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,960
你說

769
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,400
你是不是騙了表哥的錢...

770
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,560
夠了,你別這樣打他

771
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:15,640
我現在教兒子也不對嗎

772
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,800
他的狡猾伎倆就跟你一模一樣

773
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,720
是,你打吧,你把他打得傻了

774
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:21,640
你們姐妹倆

775
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:22,560
就一人一養一個肥貓

776
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:23,880
我懶得理你

777
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:25,800
你怎麼這麼壞

778
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,360
這麼小就學得這麼狡猾...

779
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,480
學人騙錢,你這麼臭小子...

780
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,320
肥貓,用布抹抹檯

781
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:53,320
我們快吃飯了

782
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:59,720
爸爸,你說我是不是很英俊

783
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,640
你說你像不像我

784
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:03,760
你幹甚麼

785
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,840
媽媽,你說爸爸像不像我

786
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,520
媽媽跟你說過

787
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,360
床下邊的箱子不准碰的

788
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,760
你還把東西找出來穿上

789
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,800
你不是看見爸爸會很開心嗎

790
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,560
你為甚麼不聽媽媽的說話

791
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,920
誰叫小表弟騙了我的錢

792
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,760
我今天告訴你多少次了

793
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,560
我說這件事不准再提

794
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,080
表弟不對,小姨和姨父會教他

795
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:32,920
你說人家騙你的錢

796
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:33,840
你不想想是你自己

797
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,240
一時貪心之過

798
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,720
媽媽平時怎樣教你的

799
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,200
你全部當是耳邊風

800
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,600
我忍了你一整天了

801
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,560
整晚擺攤子你不只不幫手

802
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:47,440
還坐在一邊哭,發脾氣

803
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,280
你很想哭吧,你這麼喜歡哭

804
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,560
好,我今晚就打你一頓

805
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,080
我讓你哭個夠

806
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,040
不要...

807
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:58,160
媽媽養你這麼大了

808
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,160
我浪費米飯了

809
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,560
我不要你了... 救命...

810
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:07,480
你滾... 不要趕我走...

811
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,560
下次不敢了...

812
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,720
你還說下次不敢

813
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,560
原來你這麼貪心,這麼小器

814
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,880
媽媽以後還有甚麼希望

815
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,960
我不要你了,你滾...

816
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,840
不要...

817
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:25,000
別不要我...我不走...

818
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,600
你不要生氣了...

819
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,720
我想你生日有蛋糕吃

820
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:36,320
誰知道沒有錢了拿不到蛋糕

821
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,520
你這麼不聽話

822
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,560
媽媽就算有蛋糕吃

823
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,040
我也不開心

824
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:53,360
媽媽,你不要生氣了...

825
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,720
我會聽話...

826
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,920
我以後都不敢了

827
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:10,280
世上只有媽媽好

828
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:15,920
有媽的孩子像個寶

829
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:20,720
投在媽媽懷抱

830
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:24,800
做個好寶寶

831
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:29,720
媽媽,不要生氣...

832
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,600
好了...收聲吧,別哭了

833
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,800
洗把臉吃飯吧

834
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:19,200
騙光了我的錢...

835
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,440
洗完手快出來吃麵

836
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,160
都說了不要用衫來抹手

837
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,200
怎麼忘記了

838
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,200
來,過來吃麵吧

839
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:35,560
媽媽吃飯

840
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:39,080
來,多吃點菜 謝謝

841
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,200
幹甚麼,怎麼又哭了

842
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,920
媽媽生日本來有蛋糕吃

843
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,400
現在又沒蛋糕吃了

844
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,480
幹甚麼,都說了別提這事了

845
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,240
這麼小器幹甚麼

846
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:06,560
今年沒蛋糕吃,我們明年再吃

847
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,160
明年你不買給媽媽吃了嗎

848
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,080
明年我會買一個

849
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,240
很大的蛋糕送給你

850
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:16,760
那就乖了,明年再吃,別哭了

851
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,360
不用等明年,現在就可以吃了

852
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:21,840
阿好

853
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,480
這個蛋糕

854
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,800
本來是肥貓訂了預備給你的

855
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:28,400
現在我替他拿來了

856
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,800
這個臭小子我問過他了

857
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,120
真的是他騙了肥貓的錢

858
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,920
快去跟表哥道歉,去吧

859
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:36,840
對不起

860
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,920
下次你別騙我了

861
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:40,720
下次你騙我,我打死你

862
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:41,680
知道了

863
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,080
好了...一起吃蛋糕

864
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,840
好...一起吃蛋糕

865
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:48,160
有蛋糕吃了...

866
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,320
這蛋糕真漂亮

867
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:57,360
開不開心

868
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:58,880
開心

869
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,000
那我們唱生日歌吧

870
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,600
好...

871
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:10,400
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

872
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:15,080
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MAMA

873
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:18,720
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

874
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,120
好...

875
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,680
先許願才可以吹蠟燭

876
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:26,160
我說了,你聽不見罷了

877
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,080
是嗎

878
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,320
怎麼我常常聽不見你說話

879
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,760
你不留心聽媽媽說話

880
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:32,720
是嗎