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左邊這個是我爸爸

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右邊這個是我媽媽

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他們結婚沒多久

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就有了我肥貓了

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不過我肥貓還沒出世

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我爸爸就去賣鹹鴨蛋了

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我媽媽很辛苦才帶大我的

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你們看看

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我跟我爸爸是一樣的英俊

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四

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九

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幹甚麼...

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祥叔,到你了

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行了...

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幾十歲了整天看色情錄影帶

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你以為你不想嗎

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祥叔,到你發牌了

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別吵...快脫衣服了

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石哥...

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祥叔,你幾十歲了

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你就別看太多色情錄影帶了

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小心流鼻血死

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你都知道我習慣了

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說起來,玩歸玩

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放聰明點,免得我難做

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知道了,石哥

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石哥,又多一個自己人了

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甚麼自己人,我跟他血海深仇

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他在外面耍我

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這次我要耍他一頓

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對不對 好...

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電視怎麼開的,怎麼沒畫面的

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怎麼開關你甚麼事

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你別洗了我的錄影帶

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我想看電視

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看甚麼電視,不懂就別亂搞

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胖子,很喜歡看電視嗎

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是,那些人演戲很有趣的

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是嗎,那你想不想做明星

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想,我想做明星

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不過人家說

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做明星要人介紹才行

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你不認識人嗎我認識

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很多人拍戲的 是嗎

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我介紹你做明星

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好...多謝你周先生

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為甚麼你自己不做明星

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我知道了,因為你不夠英俊

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我不是不夠英俊

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不過沒興趣拍戲罷了 是嗎

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我介紹你拍戲吧 好

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那你會做甚麼戲

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耍一套拳來看看 好...

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耍甚麼拳 耍蛇形刁手吧

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蛇形刁手我不懂

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那你懂甚麼

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西洋拳,好像泰臣那樣

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好吧,耍來看看

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那你站到一邊去,很厲害的

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這樣的

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周先生,你怎麼無端端打我

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你說會打拳的,那就打你了

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誰知道你不懂得避開

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你告訴我才懂得避開的

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好...那下次告訴你吧

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那你還懂甚麼

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扮狗撒尿,很好看的

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扮狗撒尿,好...

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看著了

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小狗撒尿時,會四處聞

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聞到這兒,想撒尿時

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就會把腳提起

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震著震著,這樣的

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你們有沒有搞錯

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有人踢我屁股你們還笑

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學狗射尿 對

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黃狗射尿...

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真好笑...

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你看那肥貓

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在裡面玩得這麼開心,都瘋了

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不是,不對勁,貓媽

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阿蓮,你說是不是

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是,那個周先生沒這麼好人的

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不如進去看看

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進去看,不是太好吧

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怕甚麼 不怕

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我們現在去吧 是

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走吧,貓媽,走吧

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不會吧,不要緊的

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不是,叫得這麼奇怪

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肥貓,你幹甚麼,肥貓

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周先生叫我學電視那女孩子

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真噁心 有沒有搞錯

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來,快起來,肥貓

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我還沒做完

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別做了,快起來

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周先生,你有沒有搞錯

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我兒子有甚麼得罪你了

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你叫他做這些動作

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真是噁心

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你不用這麼緊張

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我跟他玩玩罷了

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不用當他是寶貝吧,白痴兒

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你不懂事,你別亂說

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我兒子不是白痴,他只是弱智

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就是了,你不懂就別說了

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幹甚麼,說這麼多幹甚麼

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不用做了嗎,出去幹活...

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只會這麼說

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肥貓,出去吧

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周先生,拜拜

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拜拜,回去練好演技

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我下次再做給你看

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好...

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你白痴的嗎,還做給他看

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都說了不是叫白痴,這叫弱智

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是,我是弱智的

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還說這麼多幹甚麼

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真是,白痴兒,真沒用

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糟了,我一題都不懂

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我不是嗎

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這次一定不及格了

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不及格就不及格了

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你們考試常常及格的嗎

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是,你們不及格是很應該的

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不過KK

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你猜試題不是很準的嗎

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怎麼這次失準了

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我及格不及格好像跟你無關

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還有上次你考試作弊與我無關

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別甚麼也算在我頭上

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你說甚麼,我都忘記了

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這些小事情

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我就不會放在心上

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更何況我爹地

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跟校長這麼好朋友

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他們只是口頭警告我就算了

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就算記小過也不要緊

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我下個月就到美國讀書了

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讀書,去買位罷了

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是,現在還有配額

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你要不要呢

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我忘了你是賣菜的

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賣菜的哪需要學位呢

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我真是傻瓜

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你說甚麼

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KK...

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你回街市賣菜吧,街市妹

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KK...不要

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你幹甚麼,想動手嗎

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你試試碰一碰我

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你爸爸做泥工罷了

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看看到時他有沒有錢

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幫你打官司

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你說甚麼,你站著

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別理會她了

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謝謝五塊錢,謝謝

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家琪,放學了

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吃飯沒有

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老闆娘,菜心多少錢一斤

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五塊錢

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給我一斤菠菜

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好...家琪,幫我們忙

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行,來...幫忙吧

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一斤菠菜是嗎 是

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五塊錢,謝謝 謝謝

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五塊錢

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小姐,麻煩你給我條蔥

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賣光了

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有沒有搞錯,要一條蔥也沒有

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你現在是買菜還是買蔥

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這麼多話,拿著吧

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你怎麼這種態度的

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家琪

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怎麼了,沒錢給嗎

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下賤

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不是,大嬸...

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等等...有蔥了...

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小孩子不懂事

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別怪她,不好意思

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算了... 不好意思

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你不用跟這種三八道歉吧

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這是街坊生意

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甚麼街坊生意

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只為了那一塊幾毛

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很了不起嗎,神經病

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家琪

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家琪,是不是你回來了

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不用開工,又呆在家裡嗎

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工地不用開工

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就回來收拾房子了

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別碰那東西,剛上灰了

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上來幹甚麼,房子又殘又舊

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都快要倒了

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甚麼快倒了

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颳三次十號風球

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只爛了一個窗

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修葺一下就能住上幾十年了

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一間破房子你就當是寶貝

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家琪,我也想搬新屋

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也要有錢才行,我和你媽媽...

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行了...有沒有錢

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又要錢,要錢不要緊

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最重要是把書唸好

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你又上街了 是

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回來吃飯嗎 不回來了

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阿PAK 上車

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十、對

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玲姐,真棒

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PAK哥,很久沒見了

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怎麼樣了,BOBBY

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PAK哥

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玲姐,怎麼眼瞪瞪的看著人家

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又看中這個嗎

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人家有女朋友了

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怎麼這麼悶,不如我請你喝酒

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我好像不認識你的

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阿PAK 榮少

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你是PAK哥的朋友

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我也是PAK哥的朋友

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我們就是認識了,我請你喝酒

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你幹甚麼,拍膊頭

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跟你很熟嗎,神經病

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KK,榮少是自己人

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跟你開玩笑罷了,不用太認真

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榮少,你不應該做得這麼難看

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免得令PAK哥難做

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SORRY..應該讓PAK威風一下

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就鬥一轉大清水

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榮少,你今晚出車

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有沒有我的份兒

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當然有你的份了

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怎麼樣,阿PAK

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近來的盜版CD賺不到嗎

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最多這樣,我先借給你

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阿PAK,我們走吧

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走吧,別管他

238
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你們倆幹甚麼,串通一氣

239
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你不是這樣吧

240
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五千塊罷了,你也拒絕

241
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我當然不會拒絕你了

242
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今晚飛車罷了

243
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你有沒有五千塊

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榮少,你真厲害

245
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我有預感你一定贏

246
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阿PAK,我知道

247
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你今晚贏了那五千塊

248
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會請我吃飯的吧

249
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可以走了嗎

250
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KK,不喜歡就別去了

251
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阿PAK...

252
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阿PAK 你先回家吧

253
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是,早點回去家睡吧

254
00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:46,510
這玩意兒不適合你的

255
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是不是去的,快點吧

256
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當然去了,我怕你不敢去

257
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阿PAK

258
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坐穩一點了

259
00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:15,150
媽媽趕著上班

260
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別只顧著看電視

261
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有空就要...

262
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讀書寫字,不識字沒用的

263
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不准下樓玩

264
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地下門口骯髒了就要洗乾淨

265
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如果我肚子餓

266
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就進去自己煮麵吃

267
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不過不准玩火

268
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你記得就好了,還有...

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有甚麼事就打電話去工廠找你

270
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沒事就別打電話去工廠找你

271
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別妨礙你工作

272
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記得電話號嗎

273
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29928888

274
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如你覺得冷 就多穿件衣服

275
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媽媽走了 拜拜

276
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別開太多燈,電費很貴的

277
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有人打電話來找媽媽

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就要記下他是誰

279
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還要替包租婆李太太澆花

280
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大便最重要沖廁所

281
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抹屁股不可以用多過十格廁紙

282
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小便不可以四處撒的

283
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秋天天氣冷

284
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一匹站著不動的馬

285
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不對,站著不動的馬

286
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跑不了第一,很多人會輸光了

287
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早...

288
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幸好沒遲到

289
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貓媽早

290
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你等一等

291
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貓媽,你的電話

292
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謝謝 不用謝

293
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誰這麼早呢,是,我是貓媽

294
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臭小子,這麼早打來幹麼

295
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:42,790
媽媽剛剛才回來

296
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:43,990
當然沒這麼早下班了

297
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一大早就在這兒講電話

298
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出薪酬請你來講電話的嗎

299
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對不起,周先生

300
00:12:50,630 --> 00:12:53,070
好了,我不說,我要幹活了

301
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不要再打來

302
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對不起

303
00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:04,430
阿蓮,怎麼這麼勤力

304
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不勤力,不怕讓你罵嗎

305
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:09,350
我怎麼會罵你呢

306
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,590
去廁所,別跟著我

307
00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:13,670
要不然告你性騷擾

308
00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:17,910
笑甚麼笑,請你們回來笑的嗎

309
00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:19,510
我去幹活

310
00:13:21,310 --> 00:13:22,750
我幫你 謝謝

311
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一大早碰上你都沒好事

312
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正瘟神

313
00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:31,750
別理會他,他常常都是這樣的

314
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好...謝謝...

315
00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:41,830
怎麼樣,有工作了嗎

316
00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:43,950
你一星期沒工開了

317
00:13:44,110 --> 00:13:45,710
我知道,大判剛才說

318
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新工程一開工就通知我了

319
00:13:49,230 --> 00:13:51,950
你夠不夠錢用,先拿去用

320
00:13:51,990 --> 00:13:54,270
不用了,你菜檔生意又不大好

321
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有也儲起來傍身了,吃飯吧...

322
00:13:57,350 --> 00:13:59,190
家祺,出來吃飯了,家祺

323
00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:04,630
今天是甚麼日子,這麼多好菜

324
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:07,390
我見家祺很少在家裡吃飯

325
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,470
難得今天她在,就熬些好湯

326
00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:12,870
蒸一條鮮魚這樣子

327
00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:19,110
你怎麼這麼累

328
00:14:19,550 --> 00:14:20,710
你昨晚很晚睡嗎

329
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:21,630
不是

330
00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:24,990
你去哪兒

331
00:14:25,470 --> 00:14:28,030
今天放假,就上街去

332
00:14:28,550 --> 00:14:30,150
先吃飯吧

333
00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:33,030
家祺,乖,不吃飯也喝碗湯

334
00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:34,190
過來

335
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,070
隨便你吧

336
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:46,070
家祺,今天雖然是校慶

337
00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:47,510
不用上課

338
00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:48,990
但也要溫習功課的

339
00:14:49,030 --> 00:14:50,830
你快會考了

340
00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:54,270
我跟你爸爸以前書讀得少

341
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,110
所以現在要捱世界

342
00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:59,030
但你不同,你現在有機會讀書

343
00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:00,350
你一定用功一點

344
00:15:00,870 --> 00:15:03,190
你知不知道你很囉嗦

345
00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:05,910
家祺...先喝湯,涼了沒益處的

346
00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:07,470
快一點...

347
00:15:07,510 --> 00:15:08,550
喝湯...

348
00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:11,910
你明知我最討厭喝這種湯的

349
00:15:11,950 --> 00:15:13,310
苦的

350
00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:17,150
甚麼,人參是有點甘味的

351
00:15:17,190 --> 00:15:19,270
我熬了一個早上了

352
00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:22,030
不喝就算了,吃雞腿吧...

353
00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:22,950
是 吃雞腿

354
00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:29,190
是甚麼雞,是凍雞嗎

355
00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:35,870
你又幹麼

356
00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:37,430
這麼多菜你不吃

357
00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:40,350
怎麼開罐頭呢,罐頭沒益處的

358
00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:43,310
吃魚吧,魚很新鮮

359
00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:45,430
你知不知道你好煩

360
00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:46,390
不吃了

361
00:15:52,270 --> 00:15:53,950
吃飯吧,別理會他,吃飯

362
00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:01,270
好棒,弄好了

363
00:16:09,350 --> 00:16:10,790
這麼大聲

364
00:16:18,190 --> 00:16:20,230
垃圾桶打翻了

365
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:29,190
姐姐,你幹麼坐在這兒

366
00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:31,990
你迷路了不懂回家嗎

367
00:16:32,030 --> 00:16:32,910
不用怕

368
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,630
你叫警察叔叔帶你回家吧

369
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:38,990
不用怕的,警察叔叔人很好的

370
00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:40,350
來,我陪你去吧

371
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:41,950
走開吧,白痴兒

372
00:16:41,990 --> 00:16:44,470
我不是白痴,我是有些弱智

373
00:16:44,510 --> 00:16:45,910
不是太懂思考

374
00:16:45,950 --> 00:16:48,030
不用怕,姐姐,來吧

375
00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:49,750
走開,再不走開我打你的

376
00:16:55,190 --> 00:16:56,550
怎麼沒聲音的

377
00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:04,510
又說打我的,怎麼又走了

378
00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:07,910
當然不敢打我的,我很能打的

379
00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:15,390
不用怕...

380
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,310
請問是誰找阿PAK

381
00:17:19,350 --> 00:17:21,190
KK找他,叫他傳呼我

382
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,310
機主那部是中文顯示

383
00:17:23,350 --> 00:17:24,550
不用覆台的

384
00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:25,870
我再幫你傳呼一次吧

385
00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:28,590
機主留下口訊,說今天沒帶機

386
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:29,790
有甚麼事情請留言吧

387
00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:31,150
叫他去死吧

388
00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:45,550
你千萬別跟卡樂B賭錢

389
00:17:45,910 --> 00:17:47,990
你打機及不上他

390
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,830
我還沒有... 還只顧講電話

391
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:53,510
妨礙小表弟做功課,過來吃飯

392
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,910
媽媽說別妨礙你做功課

393
00:17:56,390 --> 00:17:58,950
我明天再打給你吧,拜拜

394
00:17:59,670 --> 00:18:01,910
媽媽,讓我來幫你

395
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,230
吃飯了

396
00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:06,430
媽媽吃飯

397
00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:08,270
今天幹了甚麼

398
00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:09,910
今天幹了很多事情

399
00:18:09,950 --> 00:18:11,350
說來聽聽

400
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:15,870
看電視,看完電視我有抹地

401
00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:19,350
抹地後我又看電視 行了...

402
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,470
看完電視我又... 行了...

403
00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:22,590
有沒有寫字

404
00:18:22,630 --> 00:18:26,630
有...你說每天都要寫二十個字

405
00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:29,070
我今天寫了一百個字

406
00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:32,110
這麼棒 是...

407
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:36,110
媽媽,我甚麼時候

408
00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:38,870
才可以進庇護工場幹活

409
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,950
很快...

410
00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:50,990
明天能不能去,我在家裡很悶

411
00:18:52,270 --> 00:18:54,110
你又怎麼會知道我家裡的事情

412
00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:55,070
白費舌唇

413
00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:57,430
走了嗎,老公

414
00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:01,550
當然了,求他們幫忙

415
00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:03,630
不如等我中六合彩還好

416
00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:17,510
怎麼了,很不心安嗎

417
00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:20,510
不是,我只是覺得自己很沒用

418
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,470
甚麼也幫不了他

419
00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:24,670
個個到來都是想我們幫他們的

420
00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:26,190
但未必個個都能幫得上忙的

421
00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:27,390
盡力而為就算了

422
00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:28,470
這怎麼行的

423
00:19:30,230 --> 00:19:31,230
好像醫生

424
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:33,230
未必每個病人都能醫好的

425
00:19:33,790 --> 00:19:35,350
如果個個都像你這樣

426
00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:37,710
他怎麼面對下一個病人呢

427
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:40,030
SUSAN,你說是不是 是吧

428
00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:42,350
我只是知道能幫一個就是一個

429
00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:44,270
你這樣有陣煩惱了

430
00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:48,150
對了,你不是買了一些參茶

431
00:19:48,190 --> 00:19:50,510
很大顆那些,很好的,有沒有

432
00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:52,030
在這兒,你自己拿吧

433
00:19:52,510 --> 00:19:54,590
我不客氣了 隨便

434
00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:56,670
我拿幾包 好

435
00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:00,270
SUSAN,下午茶時間到了

436
00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:02,630
待會兒幫我買一份鮮油多

437
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:03,550
好

438
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,150
GOOD AFTERNOON...

439
00:20:10,190 --> 00:20:11,510
請等一等

440
00:20:12,350 --> 00:20:13,470
HELLO ALICE

441
00:20:13,510 --> 00:20:15,670
CONNIE,你又來找ANDY吃飯吧

442
00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:16,790
是,他在不在

443
00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:17,870
在裡面

444
00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:19,030
我自己進去找他 好

445
00:20:19,070 --> 00:20:19,950
謝謝

446
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,190
嫂子,來探望ANDY嗎

447
00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:26,150
別取笑我了

448
00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:28,190
我們全都在開會,很久的

449
00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:29,350
你去他的位子等一等吧

450
00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:31,390
好吧,OK

451
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:32,350
我通知他 好

452
00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:35,630
我能通知就通知吧 謝謝你

453
00:21:03,270 --> 00:21:04,390
這個就是我最新構思的

454
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,390
故事情節和人物造型

455
00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:07,870
這個新遊戲裡面出現的畫面

456
00:21:07,910 --> 00:21:09,590
全都是經過電腦加工的

457
00:21:09,630 --> 00:21:11,910
務求做到更有真實感和立體感

458
00:21:11,950 --> 00:21:13,590
再加上立體聲

459
00:21:13,630 --> 00:21:14,950
人玩的時候就會...

460
00:21:14,990 --> 00:21:15,870
慢著...

461
00:21:15,950 --> 00:21:17,630
你所說的真實感

462
00:21:17,670 --> 00:21:18,910
真實到甚麼程度

463
00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:21,270
我們會用電腦模擬真實的背景

464
00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:23,670
裡面的槍炮和交通工具

465
00:21:23,710 --> 00:21:25,990
就會用模型增加質感

466
00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:27,830
再加上真人在背景重疊

467
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:28,910
那效果就...

468
00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:30,030
你所說的

469
00:21:30,070 --> 00:21:31,630
是不是那些電腦合成效果

470
00:21:32,030 --> 00:21:33,190
不錯,就是這些了

471
00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:34,310
有甚麼稀奇呢

472
00:21:34,350 --> 00:21:35,350
現在市面上所有遊戲

473
00:21:35,390 --> 00:21:36,790
都有這效果了是不是

474
00:21:37,310 --> 00:21:38,470
但現在市面上的質素

475
00:21:38,510 --> 00:21:39,590
不是做得太好

476
00:21:39,870 --> 00:21:40,750
我很有信心

477
00:21:40,790 --> 00:21:41,710
可以做得比他們好

478
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:42,630
還有

479
00:21:42,670 --> 00:21:44,390
我們可以加上互動的效果

480
00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:45,630
這樣... 行了...

481
00:21:45,830 --> 00:21:46,830
你是不是認為你自己

482
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,590
一定比日本人做得更好

483
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,310
其實我們大家都是人

484
00:21:52,350 --> 00:21:53,550
況且我們現在用的器材

485
00:21:53,590 --> 00:21:54,550
全都跟他們...

486
00:21:54,590 --> 00:21:56,350
我現在不是跟你說器材

487
00:21:56,390 --> 00:21:57,790
我是跟你說人材

488
00:22:00,510 --> 00:22:01,390
韋先生...

489
00:22:01,510 --> 00:22:02,470
好了,阿佳

490
00:22:03,630 --> 00:22:05,310
我不是說你一定做不到

491
00:22:05,350 --> 00:22:06,230
而是說實話

492
00:22:06,270 --> 00:22:07,910
我們公司人手真的不足夠

493
00:22:07,950 --> 00:22:09,390
每條生產線都需要人

494
00:22:09,430 --> 00:22:10,670
我不可以額外調配人手

495
00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:11,750
來幫你弄這個遊戲

496
00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:15,470
韋先生,我們商量過了

497
00:22:15,510 --> 00:22:17,070
我們可以加班弄妥它 是

498
00:22:17,110 --> 00:22:19,710
是嗎,你們可以加班弄妥它嗎

499
00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:20,630
是

500
00:22:20,670 --> 00:22:22,390
你們為甚麼不可以預先加班

501
00:22:22,430 --> 00:22:24,150
弄妥你們手上幾個計劃呢

502
00:22:24,870 --> 00:22:25,750
你們別忘了

503
00:22:25,790 --> 00:22:28,190
你們手上幾個計劃限期快到了

504
00:22:28,230 --> 00:22:29,710
你們要快些弄妥它

505
00:22:30,270 --> 00:22:32,870
韋先生,這個構思真的可行的

506
00:22:32,910 --> 00:22:34,550
外面的同事都看好的

507
00:22:34,590 --> 00:22:36,830
阿佳,我也知道

508
00:22:36,870 --> 00:22:38,910
你又知不知道香港第一代遊戲

509
00:22:38,950 --> 00:22:41,070
電腦遊戲,我也有份做的

510
00:22:41,670 --> 00:22:43,190
甚麼可行,甚麼不可行

511
00:22:43,230 --> 00:22:44,310
難道我不知道嗎

512
00:22:44,350 --> 00:22:45,350
現在只不過是預算

513
00:22:45,390 --> 00:22:47,030
能不能容許你去做

514
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,510
你現在的構思一說出來

515
00:22:49,550 --> 00:22:51,790
就說要合成,又要拍攝甚麼的

516
00:22:51,830 --> 00:22:54,030
牽連有多大,一闊三大的

517
00:22:54,710 --> 00:22:56,030
你知不知道我們每年的預算

518
00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:56,950
是規定了的

519
00:22:56,990 --> 00:22:57,950
到時候不是又要我

520
00:22:57,990 --> 00:22:59,270
到大老闆那兒說

521
00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:01,110
老闆,我們有一個員工

522
00:23:01,150 --> 00:23:02,470
他有一個構思非常之好

523
00:23:02,510 --> 00:23:03,670
各方面都看好的

524
00:23:03,710 --> 00:23:05,030
到時候老闆問回我

525
00:23:05,070 --> 00:23:08,070
是你看好,還是用家看好

526
00:23:09,230 --> 00:23:10,830
是不是你保證一定能賺錢

527
00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:14,030
不是吧

528
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,270
到時你也不能說

529
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,070
你叫我怎麼跟老闆說,是不是

530
00:23:17,110 --> 00:23:17,990
你們說是不是

531
00:23:18,550 --> 00:23:20,310
你也不能說,你叫我跟老闆說

532
00:23:21,630 --> 00:23:22,990
好了...

533
00:23:23,030 --> 00:23:25,310
這件事留待以後再商量吧

534
00:23:26,710 --> 00:23:28,630
時候差不多了,我們吃午飯吧

535
00:23:38,070 --> 00:23:40,950
等一等,阿佳,來...過來

536
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:43,670
甚麼事,韋先生

537
00:23:44,710 --> 00:23:48,750
年輕人做事有衝勁,是非常好

538
00:23:48,790 --> 00:23:50,470
不過有時候,任何事情

539
00:23:50,510 --> 00:23:52,990
都要以公司立場設想才行的

540
00:23:53,790 --> 00:23:54,750
我現在教你

541
00:23:54,870 --> 00:23:55,750
有甚麼事都可以

542
00:23:55,790 --> 00:23:57,830
參照一下日本的漫畫

543
00:23:57,950 --> 00:23:58,830
如果人家不好又怎會

544
00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:00,590
這麼成功呢,是不是

545
00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:03,070
怎麼了

546
00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:05,230
不是因為我否決了你的構思

547
00:24:05,270 --> 00:24:06,830
你就不高興吧

548
00:24:07,510 --> 00:24:08,390
不是

549
00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:09,790
如果不是就最好了

550
00:24:10,590 --> 00:24:12,910
年輕人要受點挫折才能成功的

551
00:24:12,950 --> 00:24:14,430
好了,沒事了,幹活吧

552
00:24:14,470 --> 00:24:15,670
我們去富林會吃飯

553
00:24:31,510 --> 00:24:33,750
你想走到甚麼時候,肚子很餓

554
00:24:36,670 --> 00:24:37,550
那兒吧

555
00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:49,630
都叫你別上來辦公室找我了

556
00:24:50,110 --> 00:24:51,510
我剛巧經過

557
00:24:55,590 --> 00:24:57,190
那個計劃,我們所有手足

558
00:24:57,230 --> 00:24:59,230
想了幾個晚上才想出來的

559
00:24:59,830 --> 00:25:01,310
現在的年輕人就是喜歡這些

560
00:25:01,350 --> 00:25:03,030
他根本追不上潮流的

561
00:25:04,470 --> 00:25:06,550
二話不說就用大老闆來嚇唬我

562
00:25:07,790 --> 00:25:09,390
這樣怎麼能跟人家競爭呢

563
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:12,990
又或者他自己也有壓力呢

564
00:25:14,110 --> 00:25:15,150
哪兒有壓力呢

565
00:25:15,950 --> 00:25:17,390
他根本是想壓著我

566
00:25:18,670 --> 00:25:21,510
全世界的老闆都這麼壞的

567
00:25:22,990 --> 00:25:25,390
怎麼了,你老闆不喜歡你嗎

568
00:25:25,550 --> 00:25:28,750
不是,我的上司那些老傢伙

569
00:25:29,150 --> 00:25:30,110
不幫我就算了

570
00:25:30,190 --> 00:25:31,070
還要叫我

571
00:25:31,110 --> 00:25:33,230
別跟我的CLIENT太親近

572
00:25:34,350 --> 00:25:35,870
看來我們要再找工作

573
00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:37,150
我沒想過

574
00:25:37,190 --> 00:25:38,870
讓人說幾句就要再找工作

575
00:25:38,910 --> 00:25:39,790
我不是很傻嗎

576
00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:41,990
你就是說我傻了

577
00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:44,150
誰說誰就是傻了

578
00:25:46,190 --> 00:25:48,630
說我傻,好,我就傻給你看

579
00:25:48,670 --> 00:25:50,110
很餓,吃飯盒

580
00:25:52,790 --> 00:25:53,950
來,吃飯盒

581
00:25:53,990 --> 00:25:54,870
我不吃...

582
00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:11,470
家祺...

583
00:26:13,110 --> 00:26:14,030
家祺...

584
00:26:15,790 --> 00:26:16,790
家祺

585
00:26:18,790 --> 00:26:20,550
甚麼事,這麼大聲

586
00:26:21,150 --> 00:26:23,030
聽收音機怎麼開這麼大聲呢

587
00:26:24,310 --> 00:26:25,670
讀書很悶

588
00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:27,310
開一些音樂來調劑一下

589
00:26:27,990 --> 00:26:29,430
你一邊讀書一邊聽音樂

590
00:26:29,470 --> 00:26:30,510
怎麼行的

591
00:26:32,150 --> 00:26:33,510
你又說讀書,書呢

592
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,150
測驗的時候就讀了

593
00:26:35,190 --> 00:26:36,950
現在這麼早就讀也會忘記的

594
00:26:36,990 --> 00:26:40,230
家祺,讀書是你的基本功

595
00:26:40,270 --> 00:26:42,030
怎麼可以臨渴挖井的

596
00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:45,390
爸爸只是想你讀好一點書

597
00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:49,790
你幹麼,去哪兒

598
00:26:49,830 --> 00:26:52,030
現在圖書館讀書,那行了吧

599
00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:53,950
家祺

600
00:27:12,110 --> 00:27:13,470
是誰

601
00:27:15,070 --> 00:27:16,350
阿PAK

602
00:27:16,390 --> 00:27:18,670
KK,我現在有些事情在幹

603
00:27:18,710 --> 00:27:20,830
我以後再CALL你,你先走吧

604
00:27:20,870 --> 00:27:21,750
幹麼

605
00:27:21,790 --> 00:27:22,910
KK,你先走...

606
00:27:22,950 --> 00:27:24,230
阿PAK,是誰

607
00:27:25,590 --> 00:27:27,430
這麼有空,坐吧

608
00:27:29,590 --> 00:27:30,710
她為甚麼會在這兒的

609
00:27:31,310 --> 00:27:33,270
我為甚麼不可以在這兒

610
00:27:33,310 --> 00:27:36,190
怎麼了,有甚麼不大了的

611
00:27:39,230 --> 00:27:41,710
你跟我說清楚,怎麼回事

612
00:27:42,390 --> 00:27:43,950
三八,你幹甚麼

613
00:27:43,990 --> 00:27:45,630
幹甚麼與你無關 放手

614
00:27:48,110 --> 00:27:50,550
你們要打隨便,別碰到我

615
00:27:50,910 --> 00:27:52,110
神經病

616
00:27:52,910 --> 00:27:54,550
走吧 走甚麼

617
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:57,830
走,三八,我叫你走

618
00:27:57,870 --> 00:27:58,790
聽不聽見

619
00:28:01,510 --> 00:28:02,830
這件事我不會就這樣算了

620
00:28:02,870 --> 00:28:04,310
總之我在這兒等你們

621
00:28:05,030 --> 00:28:07,110
甚麼,你沒空,有沒有搞錯

622
00:28:07,150 --> 00:28:08,310
我不管,我在這兒等你

623
00:28:08,350 --> 00:28:09,230
就這樣吧

624
00:28:10,150 --> 00:28:12,710
甚麼,讀書,有沒有這麼用功

625
00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:14,030
我不管,我在快餐店等你

626
00:28:14,070 --> 00:28:14,950
馬上出來

627
00:28:23,590 --> 00:28:25,910
KK 來了,走吧

628
00:28:26,870 --> 00:28:27,750
其他人呢

629
00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:29,230
沒有,只有你一個

630
00:28:29,270 --> 00:28:30,270
個個都說有事不能來

631
00:28:30,310 --> 00:28:31,630
都是你最有義氣,走吧

632
00:28:32,830 --> 00:28:35,590
KK,對不起

633
00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:37,270
我約了PAUL看戲

634
00:28:37,830 --> 00:28:40,150
你知道的,他是籃球隊隊長

635
00:28:40,190 --> 00:28:41,710
經常顧著練球的

636
00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:43,830
很難才抽空陪我的

637
00:28:43,870 --> 00:28:45,990
那就是不能去了,走吧

638
00:28:46,110 --> 00:28:47,830
還站在這兒幹麼,走吧

639
00:28:48,470 --> 00:28:49,870
KK 走吧

640
00:28:50,590 --> 00:28:52,910
KK 走吧

641
00:30:17,590 --> 00:30:19,870
臭婆娘,偷襲我...

642
00:30:25,470 --> 00:30:26,590
別過來

643
00:30:27,430 --> 00:30:29,550
餐刀,你嚇誰

644
00:30:30,430 --> 00:30:32,990
臭婆娘,打我

645
00:30:33,030 --> 00:30:39,270
臭婆娘...

646
00:30:53,990 --> 00:30:54,990
臭婆娘

647
00:31:09,670 --> 00:31:12,630
看著,死胖子,四處走

648
00:31:12,670 --> 00:31:14,070
你又迷路嗎

649
00:31:14,110 --> 00:31:17,030
你怎麼每次迷路都來到我家

650
00:31:17,070 --> 00:31:19,230
我住在你樓上的

651
00:31:19,270 --> 00:31:22,030
是嗎,我叫肥貓,還沒請教

652
00:31:22,070 --> 00:31:23,790
走開一點,神經病

653
00:31:23,830 --> 00:31:24,910
小心

654
00:31:26,830 --> 00:31:28,270
你這死胖子

655
00:31:28,310 --> 00:31:30,990
我早叫你小心,你又不聽我說

656
00:31:36,630 --> 00:31:39,670
有沒有搞錯,這桶水是用洗地

657
00:31:39,710 --> 00:31:40,950
不是用來洗澡的

658
00:31:45,110 --> 00:31:48,670
你糟了,你的手流血了

659
00:31:55,470 --> 00:31:57,310
讓我來幫你

660
00:31:57,350 --> 00:31:58,950
來,讓我來幫你吧

661
00:31:58,990 --> 00:32:00,430
不用了,我自己來就行了

662
00:32:00,470 --> 00:32:01,350
你懂甚麼

663
00:32:01,390 --> 00:32:03,910
你不用怕,我弄這些很棒的

664
00:32:03,950 --> 00:32:05,830
以前姣婆嬌弄傷了手

665
00:32:05,870 --> 00:32:07,470
都是我幫牠弄的

666
00:32:07,510 --> 00:32:09,150
姣婆嬌,是誰

667
00:32:09,190 --> 00:32:10,430
是我的小狗

668
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,070
甚麼,你當我是狗

669
00:32:12,710 --> 00:32:15,230
我也沒說過,是你自己說的

670
00:32:16,190 --> 00:32:18,110
對了,胖子,你叫甚麼名字

671
00:32:18,150 --> 00:32:20,910
我叫肥貓,還沒請教

672
00:32:20,950 --> 00:32:22,150
KK

673
00:32:22,790 --> 00:32:25,230
"茄茄"...

674
00:32:25,270 --> 00:32:28,310
你才"茄",是KK,傻瓜

675
00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:32,030
KK,是英文名嗎 是

676
00:32:32,070 --> 00:32:33,670
怎麼名字這麼奇怪的

677
00:32:34,030 --> 00:32:35,150
你的名字也奇怪了

678
00:32:35,990 --> 00:32:37,710
肥貓,你是鄉下人嗎

679
00:32:37,750 --> 00:32:40,950
我不是鄉下人,我是長洲人

680
00:32:42,550 --> 00:32:44,430
你家裡沒人的

681
00:32:44,830 --> 00:32:47,150
有人,我就是人了

682
00:32:47,190 --> 00:32:48,670
我說除了你之外

683
00:32:49,430 --> 00:32:52,070
還有我媽媽跟我一起住的

684
00:32:52,110 --> 00:32:53,230
看看你的狗窩行不行

685
00:32:53,510 --> 00:32:54,990
不,貓窩才對

686
00:32:55,950 --> 00:32:57,470
那房間是我的

687
00:32:57,510 --> 00:32:59,150
這兒就是你的房間

688
00:32:59,230 --> 00:33:00,830
是,很漂亮吧

689
00:33:00,870 --> 00:33:02,150
不漂亮

690
00:33:02,190 --> 00:33:04,710
椅子這麼舊,扔了它吧

691
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:07,790
床又沒有床褥,扔了它吧

692
00:33:07,830 --> 00:33:10,910
衣櫃全破了,還不換了它

693
00:33:11,110 --> 00:33:12,790
這些全都是垃圾

694
00:33:14,510 --> 00:33:16,030
這破罐全生鏽了

695
00:33:16,070 --> 00:33:16,950
你還留在這兒

696
00:33:16,990 --> 00:33:18,870
這個是我的錢罐

697
00:33:19,950 --> 00:33:21,870
錢罐,沒錢的

698
00:33:22,110 --> 00:33:23,550
以前有很多錢的

699
00:33:23,590 --> 00:33:25,670
後來讓小表弟騙光了

700
00:33:25,710 --> 00:33:27,230
他又倒機靈的

701
00:33:28,070 --> 00:33:30,310
阿姨說這不是叫機靈

702
00:33:30,350 --> 00:33:33,150
這叫做蠱惑,不要學

703
00:33:33,190 --> 00:33:34,630
你就這樣整天呆在家裡

704
00:33:34,670 --> 00:33:37,270
是,我媽媽要上班

705
00:33:37,470 --> 00:33:38,590
你不出外玩

706
00:33:38,630 --> 00:33:41,750
不行,我從長洲搬來這兒

707
00:33:41,790 --> 00:33:43,310
我不熟悉這兒的地方

708
00:33:43,350 --> 00:33:45,870
媽媽說你不可以上街玩的

709
00:33:46,350 --> 00:33:48,350
要我像這樣天天困在這兒

710
00:33:48,390 --> 00:33:49,710
我死了算

711
00:33:50,510 --> 00:33:51,390
你整天上街

712
00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:53,390
你爸爸媽媽不罵你的嗎

713
00:33:53,430 --> 00:33:55,830
他們敢罵我,我就不回家

714
00:33:56,630 --> 00:33:58,070
那你去哪兒睡

715
00:33:58,110 --> 00:34:01,070
四處逛,逛街、看戲

716
00:34:01,110 --> 00:34:04,350
唱卡拉OK、購物、打遊戲機

717
00:34:04,390 --> 00:34:06,550
打遊戲機,我也懂打遊戲機的

718
00:34:06,590 --> 00:34:07,830
你懂打遊戲機

719
00:34:08,510 --> 00:34:09,710
那就去打遊戲機吧

720
00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:11,950
不行的,我媽媽會罵我的

721
00:34:11,990 --> 00:34:13,590
你不是不敢去打遊戲機

722
00:34:13,630 --> 00:34:15,230
你沒錢是吧

723
00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:17,270
我有錢的,我有四十塊

724
00:34:17,310 --> 00:34:19,710
是媽媽給我的,我藏起來

725
00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:20,990
那去打遊戲機吧

726
00:34:21,030 --> 00:34:22,350
去完打遊戲機回來

727
00:34:22,390 --> 00:34:23,870
你媽媽也不知道的

728
00:34:23,910 --> 00:34:26,230
有我陪著你,你又不怕迷路的

729
00:34:26,270 --> 00:34:27,910
走吧,就這麼決定了

730
00:34:27,950 --> 00:34:30,350
我上去換衣服,我當你答應了

731
00:34:30,870 --> 00:34:34,270
KK,我不去的...

732
00:34:35,470 --> 00:34:37,950
不過去完回來媽媽也不知道的

733
00:34:39,550 --> 00:34:40,590
不用害怕的吧

734
00:34:48,790 --> 00:34:49,670
走開

735
00:34:52,430 --> 00:34:53,830
走開,白痴兒

736
00:34:57,550 --> 00:34:58,950
又說帶我出來玩

737
00:34:58,990 --> 00:35:00,270
你也不理會我的

738
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:05,630
我想回家...

739
00:35:06,070 --> 00:35:08,790
走開吧,別妨礙我

740
00:35:10,990 --> 00:35:13,830
最壞都是你,吵得我輸了

741
00:35:14,630 --> 00:35:17,550
你自己打得不好,又冤枉我

742
00:35:17,590 --> 00:35:18,950
你這麼棒,你來打吧

743
00:35:19,230 --> 00:35:20,510
好,我打...

744
00:35:21,070 --> 00:35:22,270
我去廁所

745
00:35:22,310 --> 00:35:24,630
你還沒給我錢,我沒法打的

746
00:35:29,110 --> 00:35:29,990
謝謝

747
00:35:31,870 --> 00:35:34,070
KK,這麼巧

748
00:35:34,110 --> 00:35:35,390
賭一局,一百塊吧

749
00:35:35,430 --> 00:35:37,430
滾開吧,不養你

750
00:35:38,190 --> 00:35:39,790
不養我也別養別人

751
00:35:49,070 --> 00:35:50,950
你這傢伙,還沒死嗎

752
00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:55,190
你打遊戲機這麼棒的

753
00:35:55,230 --> 00:35:57,470
是,我是長洲機王

754
00:35:58,230 --> 00:36:00,110
你是長洲機王

755
00:36:00,150 --> 00:36:01,830
在長洲沒有人打贏我的

756
00:36:09,390 --> 00:36:11,270
是不是一百塊一局

757
00:36:11,310 --> 00:36:12,790
還是養我好一點吧

758
00:36:19,030 --> 00:36:20,390
就是這個白痴兒嗎

759
00:36:21,230 --> 00:36:23,110
跟他打,我收你五折

760
00:36:23,150 --> 00:36:25,990
好,是你說話,別說了不認帳

761
00:36:26,030 --> 00:36:27,430
大家走著瞧

762
00:36:27,470 --> 00:36:28,710
好

763
00:36:28,990 --> 00:36:34,190
肥貓 甚麼事

764
00:36:34,230 --> 00:36:35,830
有人請你打遊戲機

765
00:36:35,870 --> 00:36:38,470
謝謝,你叫甚麼名字

766
00:36:38,510 --> 00:36:39,550
還沒請教

767
00:36:51,950 --> 00:36:54,070
肥貓,你也挺能吃的

768
00:36:55,710 --> 00:36:56,710
是你說請我吃東西

769
00:36:56,750 --> 00:36:58,190
不用我給錢的

770
00:36:58,230 --> 00:37:00,510
我不多吃一點,不是很笨嗎

771
00:37:00,870 --> 00:37:02,790
你這傢伙又不是太瘋

772
00:37:02,830 --> 00:37:04,310
我不是瘋的,我是弱智

773
00:37:04,350 --> 00:37:05,990
不大會思考

774
00:37:10,030 --> 00:37:12,350
不要吸香煙,吸煙沒益處的

775
00:37:13,830 --> 00:37:15,750
飯後煙戒不了的

776
00:37:16,550 --> 00:37:18,670
煙這麼臭,有甚麼好吸呢

777
00:37:18,710 --> 00:37:20,830
大便也臭,你又大便

778
00:37:20,870 --> 00:37:22,590
香港政府忠告市民

779
00:37:22,630 --> 00:37:24,550
吸煙會危害健康的

780
00:37:25,270 --> 00:37:28,110
這些煙盒也有印字的

781
00:37:28,150 --> 00:37:30,670
你真傻,政府是騙你的

782
00:37:30,710 --> 00:37:32,790
甚麼吸煙危害健康呢

783
00:37:32,830 --> 00:37:34,870
是吸煙維繫健康才對

784
00:37:34,910 --> 00:37:36,750
不吸煙會死的

785
00:37:37,670 --> 00:37:38,550
是嗎

786
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,790
政府做事這麼不小心的話

787
00:37:41,150 --> 00:37:44,070
肥貓,明天又出來打遊戲機吧

788
00:37:44,550 --> 00:37:46,230
不行的,我每天都出來

789
00:37:46,270 --> 00:37:47,910
媽媽會打死我的

790
00:37:47,950 --> 00:37:50,350
你真傻,出來有吃的、有玩的

791
00:37:50,390 --> 00:37:51,630
不過癮嗎

792
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,470
有吃的、有玩的,很過癮

793
00:37:54,510 --> 00:37:56,990
不是嗎,快點吃吧

794
00:37:57,030 --> 00:38:00,030
天快黑了,你媽媽快回來了

795
00:38:00,070 --> 00:38:01,430
是,我媽媽快回來了

796
00:38:01,470 --> 00:38:02,510
快些走吧

797
00:38:02,550 --> 00:38:03,630
肥貓

798
00:38:03,670 --> 00:38:05,150
你坐下來吃完這碗麵才走吧

799
00:38:05,190 --> 00:38:06,790
你拿著碗回家嗎

800
00:38:06,830 --> 00:38:08,270
我站著吃就行了

801
00:38:09,590 --> 00:38:11,790
伙計,麻煩你算帳

802
00:38:13,950 --> 00:38:16,150
每天,挺過癮的

803
00:38:19,510 --> 00:38:20,550
十塊一份嗎 是

804
00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:21,590
全都是嗎 是

805
00:38:21,910 --> 00:38:23,430
三十六塊半

806
00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:26,270
三十六塊半

807
00:38:27,310 --> 00:38:28,990
糟了... 甚麼

808
00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:30,230
我媽媽

809
00:38:30,670 --> 00:38:32,110
你媽媽,在哪兒

810
00:38:32,150 --> 00:38:34,150
在那兒,在買香蕉那個

811
00:38:34,190 --> 00:38:36,670
她知道我上街了,一定打我的

812
00:38:36,710 --> 00:38:38,630
不用怕,待會我先下車

813
00:38:38,670 --> 00:38:40,270
你叫你就快點下車

814
00:38:41,510 --> 00:38:42,390
四十塊不用找了

815
00:38:42,430 --> 00:38:43,950
快一點吧...

816
00:38:50,630 --> 00:38:54,430
大嬸,香蕉好不好 好

817
00:38:55,070 --> 00:38:57,750
是,你那份真的很好

818
00:38:57,790 --> 00:38:59,950
我又想買一份,但我又不懂挑

819
00:38:59,990 --> 00:39:02,910
不如你幫我挑吧 好

820
00:39:03,630 --> 00:39:06,790
這兩份也不錯 是,真的嗎

821
00:39:06,830 --> 00:39:08,190
你看看,肥肥的,又成熟

822
00:39:08,230 --> 00:39:10,030
是嗎,這一份呢...

823
00:39:10,070 --> 00:39:13,030
不行,這份青青的,太生了

824
00:39:13,070 --> 00:39:16,150
這一份,好像大一點

825
00:39:16,190 --> 00:39:19,270
如果你不嫌它黑皮也沒關係的

826
00:39:19,310 --> 00:39:21,750
這樣,我還是先想一想

827
00:39:22,950 --> 00:39:24,950
你慢慢挑吧

828
00:39:24,990 --> 00:39:26,270
好,謝謝你

829
00:39:53,430 --> 00:39:54,910
媽媽回來了

830
00:39:54,950 --> 00:39:56,590
媽媽,你回來了

831
00:39:59,470 --> 00:40:01,270
你猜我買了甚麼給你吃

832
00:40:01,310 --> 00:40:02,870
香...蕉

833
00:40:02,910 --> 00:40:03,990
你怎麼知道的

834
00:40:04,030 --> 00:40:05,670
我看到

835
00:40:06,030 --> 00:40:08,590
媽媽藏起來,你也看到的

836
00:40:08,630 --> 00:40:10,110
你果然聰明多了

837
00:40:10,750 --> 00:40:13,350
你怎麼了,你臉色這麼蒼白的

838
00:40:13,390 --> 00:40:15,710
你不舒服嗎 不是

839
00:40:16,670 --> 00:40:18,710
對了,你肚子餓是不是

840
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,190
趕快吃一根香蕉

841
00:40:20,230 --> 00:40:21,670
媽媽做飯給你吃