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左邊這個是我爸爸

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右邊這個是我媽媽

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他們結婚沒多久

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就有了我肥貓了

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不過我肥貓還沒出世

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我爸爸就去賣鹹鴨蛋了

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我媽媽很辛苦才帶大我的

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你們看看

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我跟我爸爸是一樣的英俊

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沈先生、沈太太,真不好意思

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今天請兩位來的原因

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想告訴你們

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你們女兒沈家琪

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近來頻頻沒上課

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不知道你們知道嗎

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我們知道的 知道的

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那是甚麼原因呢

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我病了

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是,老師,他病了

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主任,是這樣的

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家琪見我一個人在家

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怕我昏倒,所以留在家裡陪我

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你知道我老婆要擺攤討生活

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家琪就留在家裡陪我沒上課了

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是,平時家琪很孝順的

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你聽到了

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沈先生、沈太太

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今天其實還有一件很重要的事

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要告訴你們的

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就是近來我們學校

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頻頻收到匿名電話

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是一個女孩子的聲音

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這女孩子說

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你女兒搶了她的男朋友

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還講一些很難聽的粗話

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她有沒有說是誰打電話來的

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你認識很多這種人嗎

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人家打電話來作弄我

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你甚麼也算在我頭上

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如果你堂堂正正的

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就不會認識了這麼多壞人了

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阿SIR,那你就報警抓壞人了

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你不要面子學校要

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家琪,快跟主任道歉 是

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甚麼道歉,抓賊也要拿贓了

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況且現在又沒有被告

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只有原告

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阿SIR如果你罰我

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那就上人家的當了

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沈先生、沈太太,你們聽見了

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不是,阿SIR

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平時我女兒很乖的

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可能近來功課忙,壓力大

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所以才亂說話 是

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那倒是,我知道兩位白天工作

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沒甚麼時間

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這樣吧,我給你一個地址

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你們有空就到社會福利署

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找社工幫幫你們的

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我不是犯人,我不用社工幫

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你有權不去,如果你日後再犯

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我們學校永遠不會容納你

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主任,我們去,我們馬上去

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你叫沈家琪嗎

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你盲的嗎,大大的字寫著了

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家琪,你別這樣

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是,她叫做沈家琪

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你有沒有英文名的

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怎麼了,考我ORAL嗎

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我英文不很好的

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爸爸,說鬼話的

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不順耳的,走吧

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家琪,坐下...

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對不起,康姑娘

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她的朋友打電話來

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叫她做KK的

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幹甚麼,媽媽

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報料讓她知道嗎

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根叔、根嬸

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不如你們倆到外面坐坐

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我單獨和沈家琪談談

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好...我們在門口就行了

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正經一點

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沈家琪,你叫KK是不是

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我以後叫你做KK好嗎

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KK,你談戀愛了

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扮白夫人嗎

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其實你現在這種年紀談戀愛

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也很正常的

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我小時候也試過

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當我有甚麼感情問題的時候

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我也很想跟人談談的

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說故事嗎

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好,我最喜歡聽人家說故事的

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來,你以前的男友怎樣追你的

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帶你去哪兒玩

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被人佔便宜了沒有

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KK,你是女孩子

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說話應該斯文點的

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你是甚麼料子,教我嗎

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別以為你多唸幾年書

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就甚麼都會

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現在的人最喜歡上哪兒玩

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你知不知道

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最新潮流是甚麼,你知不知道

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信和指數的起跌又怎樣

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不知道吧,看你的樣子

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準是食飽無憂米的人

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以前讀書一定是坐私家車

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讀書不行就一大班補習老師

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讓你使喚了

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你知不知道我學校

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頭上的飛機聲多得嚇怕你

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還有一進班房跟那班傢伙

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就好像打女子泥漿摔角

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你不靠攏她們,就讓人欺負了

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這些事你會不會,你知道多少

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傻乎乎的

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我告訴你,跟你說也是白說

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KK 怎麼這麼吵

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幹甚麼,外面全都聽見了

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看你請些甚麼人回來

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還沒斷奶就學人家教人

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家琪... 你叫甚麼名字

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檔案號碼多少

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你在哪兒讀書的,我投訴你

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如果我學校可以擺平我

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也就不會送我來給你了,老伯

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一點常識也沒有

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KK... 對不起...

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現在的女孩真離譜

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我老婆叫我生女孩,不了

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豉油王炒麵、干炒牛河到了

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你去哪兒了,這麼久

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你還說呢,你最喜歡的牛記

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今天被趕,走得不知多遠

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所以就這麼久了

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我上來不是跟你吃東西

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我知道,看你上來的樣子

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已經全告訴我了

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怎麼了,又讓CLIENT氣壞了

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要甚麼 隨便吧

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當然是炒麵了,你不吃牛的

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你以為我忘記了 謝謝

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怎麼了,說來聽聽

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不說,不告訴你

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大人

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小孩子

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女孩子,一定是女孩子

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拜託你別再猜了

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我沒有禮物獎給你

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那就是猜中了,女孩子

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其實你做得不開心

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為甚麼還做呢

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為甚麼你要做電腦呢

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喜歡做

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那就是了,就是喜歡

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你知不知道,你做這份工作後

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我們見面少了很多

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晚上你也要工作

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不用工作又要上課

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你知不知道我手上

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有七十多個CLIENT

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那你還去上課

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沒有規定一定要上課的

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但那些課對我工作很有幫助

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如果我多上幾課

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今天就不用被那女孩

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問得我啞口無言了

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事情都發生了,已經沒事了

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還這麼生氣幹甚麼

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我不是生氣,我是想辦法解決

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有沒有搞錯

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又弄糟了

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對了,你說甚麼

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沒事了

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早,根叔

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康姑娘,怎麼這麼早

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進來坐吧 謝謝

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根嬸呢

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去菜攤了 這麼早就出去了

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隨便吧,別客氣 好,謝謝

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坐這兒吧,先喝杯水

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我家沒有茶的 謝謝

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坐吧

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康姑娘,你這次來

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是不是為了昨天的事

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如果是的話真不好意思

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不要緊

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根叔,其實照我觀察

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KK性格雖然反叛

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但都挺聰明、挺靈巧的

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不過甚麼都藏在心裡

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不跟別人說

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你應該跟她多溝通

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我想能幫助她的

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康姑娘,我已經跟她常常溝通

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她說要甚麼我就給她甚麼

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她說要買甚麼我就買甚麼

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總之她要錢我就給錢

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一直以來她跟同學上街

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我從來沒干涉她的

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這未必是一件好事

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疼愛子女不是她要求甚麼

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你就給她就是好的

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最重要是你知道她內心

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最需要的是甚麼

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就像這次

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她在外面見過甚麼人

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做過甚麼,你完全不知道

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或者她真的被人欺負

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被人騷擾呢

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康姑娘,那我應該怎麼辦

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你別心急,你嘗試用多些時間

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跟她聊聊天,了解了解她

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KK,早

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怎麼這麼早,倒夜香嗎

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家琪,怎麼能這樣

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跟康姑娘說話的,對不起

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不要緊

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我刷牙 家琪...

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根叔,讓我進去跟她說說

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我這次上來不是來找你的

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我是想找根叔根嬸聊聊天

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怕他們上班了,所以才這麼早

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有甚麼事或者想找人聊聊天

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你就CALL我吧

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其實你很聰明

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很多事不用我說你也明白

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更差的學校也有好學生

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我不是好學生

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是不是好學生

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是看你有沒有盡力

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不過我覺得你一定行的

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不妨礙你了,拜拜

236
00:11:12,830 --> 00:11:13,910
你有沒有時間

237
00:11:14,510 --> 00:11:15,670
每天都沒空

238
00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:17,630
你昨天問我的問題

239
00:11:17,670 --> 00:11:18,590
我回去想過了

240
00:11:18,630 --> 00:11:20,070
原來我真的甚麼也不知道

241
00:11:20,110 --> 00:11:21,390
你有空CALL我

242
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,630
帶我出去看看,拜拜

243
00:11:32,030 --> 00:11:35,390
康春明,像男人的名字

244
00:11:48,510 --> 00:11:51,190
看甚麼,挖你眼,插你鼻

245
00:11:51,230 --> 00:11:52,550
還看

246
00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:57,550
別跑

247
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別跑,你到那邊截她

248
00:12:01,550 --> 00:12:04,670
別跑...

249
00:12:10,670 --> 00:12:12,190
你臭三八,還跑

250
00:12:18,390 --> 00:12:21,190
臭三八,拿武器插我

251
00:12:21,230 --> 00:12:22,190
你想怎樣

252
00:12:22,230 --> 00:12:23,990
我不劃花你的臉我不叫金毛玲

253
00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:25,110
你別亂來

254
00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:26,430
我有老大的

255
00:12:26,470 --> 00:12:28,630
玲姐,她會不會真的有背景

256
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,470
好,你有老大吧

257
00:12:31,510 --> 00:12:34,350
叫你老大出來跟我談 好

258
00:12:58,390 --> 00:13:00,110
讓你嚇壞了

259
00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:02,390
怎麼放學了還不回家

260
00:13:03,430 --> 00:13:04,790
你很老土

261
00:13:04,830 --> 00:13:07,350
叫你出來只會跟人說教

262
00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:09,470
OK,那你找我有甚麼事

263
00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:11,910
先打一局再說吧

264
00:13:12,950 --> 00:13:15,670
跟你嗎,我不是太懂的

265
00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:20,110
不過可以試試的

266
00:13:31,390 --> 00:13:32,270
你有沒有去過

267
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:34,270
赫德道新開那間的士高

268
00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:35,190
很正點的

269
00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:38,030
每晚三、四點有很多人去玩的

270
00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:40,430
的士高這些地方我很少去的

271
00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:43,670
那卡拉OK呢

272
00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:45,150
你別告訴我你沒去過

273
00:13:46,270 --> 00:13:47,630
偶爾也有

274
00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:50,350
你叫我出來是不是有要緊事

275
00:13:50,950 --> 00:13:52,710
有要緊事才能叫你的嗎

276
00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:56,750
不是,不過我陪了你整個下午

277
00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:58,550
我公司還有很多工作要做

278
00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:03,150
沒空吧,沒空有事就先走吧

279
00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:06,830
你是不是有甚麼麻煩

280
00:14:09,910 --> 00:14:12,670
你叫我出來都是想我幫你

281
00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:18,110
你說想幫我吧,我...

282
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:24,670
對不起,ANDY,我在工作

283
00:14:27,230 --> 00:14:28,110
我想九點半吧

284
00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:29,390
九點半應該行了

285
00:14:29,430 --> 00:14:30,350
我先走了

286
00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:32,350
KK,我不別你說了,KK...

287
00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:33,270
小姐,還沒結帳

288
00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:34,590
是,對不起

289
00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:41,870
難怪她跑了

290
00:14:42,270 --> 00:14:43,150
為甚麼

291
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,830
你在CLIENT面前

292
00:14:44,870 --> 00:14:47,270
又看錶又講電話

293
00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:49,310
她一定覺得你不尊重她

294
00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:51,790
是,怎麼我沒想到的

295
00:14:53,150 --> 00:14:55,670
所以說你經驗尚淺呢

296
00:14:55,710 --> 00:14:58,230
想當年我出去這種場合

297
00:14:58,270 --> 00:15:00,670
我必定不帶手錶,關上傳呼機

298
00:15:01,390 --> 00:15:03,830
他不去廁所我也不會覆機

299
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:06,030
但我陪了她一整天了

300
00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:07,790
他們是這樣的

301
00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:10,670
起初就帶你兜圈子

302
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,310
後來覺得你有誠意了

303
00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:13,670
才會慢慢跟你說

304
00:15:13,710 --> 00:15:17,110
這是經驗,慢慢來吧

305
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,670
看書有甚麼用呢

306
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,590
想打給誰 KK

307
00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:26,510
別白費唇舌了

308
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:29,270
她現在怎麼還會理會你呢

309
00:15:29,310 --> 00:15:32,950
過一陣子她有事自然會再找你

310
00:15:34,870 --> 00:15:37,430
對了,下午茶時間,怎麼樣

311
00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:40,870
方叔,吃甚麼,我請客

312
00:15:40,910 --> 00:15:42,670
那我就不客氣了

313
00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:44,270
今天不知有甚麼好吃的呢

314
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:03,350
小妹妹,這麼早放學的

315
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:04,750
關你甚麼事

316
00:16:05,950 --> 00:16:09,510
找人嗎,不如我帶路吧

317
00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:12,590
滾吧,色鬼,看甚麼,滾吧

318
00:16:15,190 --> 00:16:16,190
滾

319
00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:24,630
待會下樓賣CD的時候

320
00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:26,790
最重要隨機應變和把風

321
00:16:28,630 --> 00:16:31,270
看見海關,記住要跑知不知道

322
00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:32,430
不要怕

323
00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:34,470
還有,壞了事不要緊

324
00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:37,310
有我保住你 知道...

325
00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:38,230
收拾東西吧

326
00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:41,590
不是這麼邪門吧

327
00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:42,710
把CD收起來

328
00:16:45,990 --> 00:16:48,190
沒事...自己人

329
00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:02,550
怎麼氣鼓鼓的,誰惹你生氣了

330
00:17:02,590 --> 00:17:04,710
你現在只會理會金毛玲

331
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:05,670
不用理會我了

332
00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:08,990
我跟她玩玩罷了

333
00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:11,630
不然怎麼知道你緊張我

334
00:17:11,670 --> 00:17:13,190
你知不知道她昨天

335
00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:14,830
帶人來學校門口打我

336
00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:16,190
還擺明跟我不和

337
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:20,110
打你嗎,有沒有打傷你了

338
00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:21,030
看看哪兒有受傷了

339
00:17:21,430 --> 00:17:23,350
走開吧你,裝好心

340
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,270
你時常都是這樣的

341
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,470
人家有事的時候才理我,混蛋

342
00:17:29,990 --> 00:17:33,710
那親一下,親一下就沒事了

343
00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:37,230
走開,你替我擺平它

344
00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:39,430
擺平它,怎樣擺平

345
00:17:39,470 --> 00:17:41,430
叫她出來教訓她

346
00:17:41,470 --> 00:17:44,630
是你自己先惹人家,還說呢

347
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,310
真是的

348
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:48,230
好,你別理我就坐在這兒

349
00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:49,550
我不走

350
00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:54,390
怎麼樣...各位兄弟

351
00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:56,150
收拾好東西沒有 收拾好了

352
00:17:56,190 --> 00:17:58,750
收拾好就快去開工了

353
00:17:58,790 --> 00:17:59,950
早點把CD賣完後

354
00:17:59,990 --> 00:18:02,310
我們就可以收工了,走吧

355
00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:19,430
是,老大

356
00:18:20,950 --> 00:18:22,710
手下已經出去開工了

357
00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:25,190
昨天的帳,已算好了

358
00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:26,750
我待會拿給你

359
00:18:26,790 --> 00:18:29,350
好...拜拜,老大

360
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,870
我還有很多事要做,你先回去

361
00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:35,750
回去,那我怎麼辦

362
00:18:35,790 --> 00:18:37,630
我不管,你替我擺平

363
00:18:38,070 --> 00:18:39,950
怎樣擺平

364
00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:45,270
好了...我待會打個電話擺平它

365
00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:46,590
別生氣

366
00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:49,350
你說過的 行了...

367
00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:52,350
說過的話要算數 是...

368
00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:55,510
我遲些再找你,你先走吧...

369
00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:01,710
這樣就走了

370
00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:12,590
拜拜

371
00:19:21,670 --> 00:19:24,590
阿玲,怎麼這麼大火氣

372
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:26,150
帶一大班人打她

373
00:19:29,430 --> 00:19:31,710
現在每人一次,打和算了好嗎

374
00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:35,750
甚麼,甚麼老大

375
00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:38,990
她有甚麼背景我不知道

376
00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:40,430
她哪有老大呢

377
00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:43,550
算了,當給我面子

378
00:19:44,990 --> 00:19:46,710
好吧,遲些再找你

379
00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:09,510
那個臭三八真大膽,騙我

380
00:20:09,550 --> 00:20:11,790
讓我看見她就知道我的厲害

381
00:20:11,830 --> 00:20:12,710
拿傢伙來

382
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,670
讓我看見她就劃花她的臉

383
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:32,030
來了...KK

384
00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:34,870
怎麼了,你尿急嗎

385
00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:37,070
開門吧,開門再說吧

386
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:38,310
我今天不去打機了

387
00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:39,950
我媽媽會罵我的

388
00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:42,870
不要關門,不是去打機

389
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:44,350
我只是想進來坐

390
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,390
你想進來坐,你這麼兇幹甚麼

391
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:50,030
開門吧,你開門再說好不好

392
00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:51,550
你還沒說謝謝

393
00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:53,950
吃魚蛋,魚蛋很正點

394
00:20:53,990 --> 00:20:55,470
正甚麼正,我們上去

395
00:20:55,510 --> 00:20:56,750
在這兒把風吧

396
00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:57,870
好吧,我在這兒等吧

397
00:20:57,910 --> 00:21:00,190
謝謝你,肥貓,謝謝了

398
00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:03,430
不用謝了

399
00:21:13,870 --> 00:21:15,990
你快點吧 行了

400
00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:20,630
在那兒看很辛苦的

401
00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:21,910
開門看就行了

402
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,550
不要,會死人的

403
00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:27,470
怎麼會死人的

404
00:21:27,510 --> 00:21:29,190
有人追我

405
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:32,070
那就恭喜你了,有人追你

406
00:21:32,390 --> 00:21:33,270
那個男孩子

407
00:21:33,630 --> 00:21:35,230
是不是好像我這麼英俊

408
00:21:35,270 --> 00:21:37,870
不是男孩子,全部都是壞人

409
00:21:39,190 --> 00:21:42,870
你被壞人追嗎,要報警了...

410
00:21:43,350 --> 00:21:45,030
不要,不能報警的

411
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,430
為甚麼你被壞人追

412
00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:47,510
不能報警呢

413
00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:48,830
總之不能報警

414
00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:51,470
不要緊

415
00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:53,390
我打電話給我社工姐姐

416
00:21:53,550 --> 00:21:54,870
她很喜歡幫人的

417
00:21:54,910 --> 00:21:58,750
社工沒用的,幫不了我的

418
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:03,990
誰才可以幫到你...

419
00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:05,870
我現在在想

420
00:22:05,910 --> 00:22:06,950
想到了沒有

421
00:22:09,070 --> 00:22:10,470
有了 是誰

422
00:22:10,510 --> 00:22:11,910
是你 我

423
00:22:11,950 --> 00:22:13,710
是,很簡單

424
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,990
你扮我老大,幫我"講數"

425
00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:17,710
不行的,我的算數很差的

426
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:18,630
不行的...

427
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:22,110
不是算數,是"講數"

428
00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:24,110
算數跟講數不一樣的嗎

429
00:22:24,150 --> 00:22:25,430
當然不一樣了

430
00:22:25,830 --> 00:22:28,830
講數就好像...

431
00:22:29,830 --> 00:22:31,670
好像MARK哥那樣,很威風的

432
00:22:32,270 --> 00:22:33,830
我不喜歡做MARK哥的

433
00:22:33,870 --> 00:22:34,750
我不做MARK哥

434
00:22:34,790 --> 00:22:37,150
MARK哥讓人家開槍打死他了

435
00:22:37,710 --> 00:22:38,590
你不做MARK哥吧

436
00:22:38,630 --> 00:22:40,750
你做貓哥好了吧

437
00:22:41,950 --> 00:22:45,550
做貓哥,我肥貓做貓哥也不錯

438
00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:47,430
你答應了,不能反悔的

439
00:22:48,550 --> 00:22:49,550
先勾手指

440
00:22:50,990 --> 00:22:52,910
如果你反悔,就...

441
00:22:52,950 --> 00:22:53,990
你最喜歡甚麼的

442
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:55,950
我媽媽

443
00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:56,870
那你死了媽媽吧

444
00:22:57,390 --> 00:22:59,110
我媽媽不可以死的

445
00:22:59,150 --> 00:23:00,230
好,你媽媽不會死

446
00:23:00,270 --> 00:23:01,270
你不要反悔

447
00:23:01,310 --> 00:23:02,390
我不會反悔的

448
00:23:02,430 --> 00:23:04,710
你現在扮一次貓哥讓我看看吧

449
00:23:05,590 --> 00:23:07,990
不用扮了,我就是貓哥了

450
00:23:08,030 --> 00:23:08,910
不是

451
00:23:08,950 --> 00:23:11,390
就是要很威風很威風那樣子

452
00:23:13,390 --> 00:23:14,470
要怎麼扮呢

453
00:23:15,470 --> 00:23:16,350
你站在那兒

454
00:23:16,390 --> 00:23:18,110
支起腿、叉腰給我看看

455
00:23:20,630 --> 00:23:22,990
支起腿、叉腰

456
00:23:23,510 --> 00:23:25,510
我說一句,你跟著說一句

457
00:23:25,910 --> 00:23:26,950
金毛玲

458
00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:28,070
金毛玲

459
00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:30,270
KK是我的手足,你不要欺負她

460
00:23:30,310 --> 00:23:33,630
KK是...甚麼叫手足

461
00:23:33,670 --> 00:23:35,630
你不用理會,你照說就行了

462
00:23:36,350 --> 00:23:37,390
我照說

463
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:41,150
金毛玲,KK是我的...

464
00:23:41,190 --> 00:23:43,590
不是,要兇一點

465
00:23:44,430 --> 00:23:46,110
要怎樣兇 兇一點

466
00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:49,510
就是很兇很兇那樣子

467
00:23:49,990 --> 00:23:51,710
要很兇的,我明白了

468
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:53,310
我說了

469
00:23:54,390 --> 00:23:55,390
你不要害怕

470
00:23:55,990 --> 00:23:58,110
我不害怕的,你可以說了沒有

471
00:23:58,310 --> 00:24:00,390
你這麼大聲,我很害怕

472
00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:02,310
就好像我這樣這麼兇

473
00:24:03,830 --> 00:24:05,910
我...好像你這麼兇

474
00:24:05,950 --> 00:24:06,910
是,說吧

475
00:24:06,950 --> 00:24:07,950
我說了

476
00:24:09,110 --> 00:24:11,150
金毛玲...

477
00:24:12,630 --> 00:24:14,750
我跟著說甚麼,我忘記了

478
00:24:14,790 --> 00:24:18,430
KK是我的手足,你不要欺負她

479
00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:20,750
KK是我的...

480
00:24:20,790 --> 00:24:23,670
不是,你要說金毛玲

481
00:24:24,150 --> 00:24:25,870
要先說金毛玲

482
00:24:25,910 --> 00:24:27,750
我剛才已經說了金毛玲

483
00:24:27,790 --> 00:24:30,990
不是,是整句從頭再說一次

484
00:24:33,110 --> 00:24:34,790
說吧,你為甚麼不說

485
00:24:34,830 --> 00:24:36,510
你又說整句從頭再說一次

486
00:24:36,550 --> 00:24:38,070
你也沒有說

487
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,350
金毛玲

488
00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:43,030
KK是我的手足,你不要欺負她

489
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,590
金毛玲

490
00:24:46,910 --> 00:24:52,190
KK是我的手足,你不要欺負她

491
00:24:52,630 --> 00:24:54,950
行不行 行了...

492
00:24:54,990 --> 00:24:56,110
真的行了吧

493
00:24:56,150 --> 00:24:57,390
行了,只是聽你的聲音

494
00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:58,430
都已經不行了

495
00:24:58,470 --> 00:25:00,470
你看看你的眼睛,像死魚一樣

496
00:25:02,110 --> 00:25:03,950
我的眼睛變了像死魚一樣嗎

497
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,310
我要照照鏡子才行

498
00:25:06,830 --> 00:25:09,230
我怎麼會變了死魚眼的

499
00:25:10,790 --> 00:25:13,110
這次怎麼辦,死定了

500
00:25:17,270 --> 00:25:18,430
戴了墨鏡黑漆漆的

501
00:25:18,470 --> 00:25:20,550
甚麼也看不見,我不戴了

502
00:25:20,590 --> 00:25:22,990
快點戴上它吧,很有型的

503
00:25:28,470 --> 00:25:29,470
我教你說的話

504
00:25:29,510 --> 00:25:31,390
你背了很久,還記不記得

505
00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:33,910
記得,我說一次給你聽吧

506
00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:35,670
不用了,總之你記得

507
00:25:35,710 --> 00:25:37,230
待會兒我戳你背脊一下

508
00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:38,230
你就說吧

509
00:25:39,550 --> 00:25:41,910
你用哪一隻手指戳我背脊的

510
00:25:41,950 --> 00:25:44,270
我用哪一隻手指戳你也沒關係

511
00:25:44,430 --> 00:25:46,710
你知道是我叫你,你就說吧

512
00:25:47,430 --> 00:25:49,270
行了,你一戳我我就說了

513
00:25:49,310 --> 00:25:50,710
是了

514
00:25:52,990 --> 00:25:54,550
這個就是他的老大嗎

515
00:25:54,590 --> 00:25:56,150
怎麼像個相撲手似的

516
00:25:56,510 --> 00:25:58,270
不用怕,坐

517
00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:05,270
跟我過來,鎮定一點

518
00:26:12,150 --> 00:26:14,270
這個就是我的老大

519
00:26:15,230 --> 00:26:16,350
你戳我嗎

520
00:26:16,470 --> 00:26:17,750
說吧,老大

521
00:26:17,790 --> 00:26:18,670
我說了

522
00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:20,710
是,不用客氣

523
00:26:22,310 --> 00:26:23,270
金毛玲

524
00:26:23,310 --> 00:26:25,510
KK是我的手足,你不要欺負她

525
00:26:25,670 --> 00:26:27,030
老大,別這麼生氣

526
00:26:27,070 --> 00:26:28,990
其他的事讓我說就行了

527
00:26:29,110 --> 00:26:30,750
那你說吧 是...

528
00:26:31,470 --> 00:26:32,910
這位老大怎樣稱呼

529
00:26:33,070 --> 00:26:36,670
貓哥,沒聽過吧,新紮的

530
00:26:37,710 --> 00:26:39,190
我叫肥貓,還沒請教

531
00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:40,910
老大,不用這麼客氣

532
00:26:40,950 --> 00:26:42,190
老大,你回去喝一杯咖啡

533
00:26:42,230 --> 00:26:43,110
坐一會兒吧

534
00:26:43,150 --> 00:26:44,630
其他事我處理就行了

535
00:26:46,110 --> 00:26:48,550
陳幫辦...

536
00:26:49,830 --> 00:26:51,510
臭三八,皇氣你也找來

537
00:26:51,550 --> 00:26:54,390
是,哪一道都行的,害怕了嗎

538
00:26:54,430 --> 00:26:56,110
今天不用上班嗎

539
00:26:56,150 --> 00:26:57,030
我放假經過這兒

540
00:26:57,070 --> 00:26:58,190
進來喝咖啡而已

541
00:26:58,230 --> 00:27:00,350
上次謝謝你

542
00:27:00,390 --> 00:27:02,030
不要客氣,我應該做的

543
00:27:02,550 --> 00:27:03,430
你怎麼在這兒的

544
00:27:03,470 --> 00:27:05,990
是,我陪朋友來這兒講數的

545
00:27:06,030 --> 00:27:06,990
講數

546
00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:10,630
臭三八,你棒

547
00:27:11,110 --> 00:27:12,710
暫時給你老大面子不跟你算帳

548
00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:14,590
今天不算,就當算了

549
00:27:18,390 --> 00:27:20,470
講數,你們講甚麼數

550
00:27:21,190 --> 00:27:22,070
不是,阿SIR

551
00:27:22,110 --> 00:27:22,990
我們是同學

552
00:27:23,270 --> 00:27:24,550
我們之間有點誤會

553
00:27:24,590 --> 00:27:26,190
現在說清楚了,沒事了

554
00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:28,430
小妞,用功讀書

555
00:27:28,470 --> 00:27:29,470
別耍這麼多花樣了

556
00:27:29,990 --> 00:27:31,430
YES,SIR

557
00:27:43,310 --> 00:27:46,590
走吧,肥貓,走吧

558
00:27:54,910 --> 00:27:56,270
肥貓,說起來

559
00:27:56,310 --> 00:27:57,750
你怎麼認識那警察的

560
00:27:58,310 --> 00:28:00,230
那次我買粥迷了路

561
00:28:00,270 --> 00:28:02,710
那個警察叔叔帶我回家的

562
00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:03,830
他人很好的

563
00:28:03,870 --> 00:28:05,910
是嗎,你真的這樣認識了他

564
00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:06,830
是

565
00:28:07,630 --> 00:28:09,110
你真是傻人有傻福

566
00:28:09,510 --> 00:28:11,830
你不要笑,我們是好朋友

567
00:28:11,870 --> 00:28:13,350
這也不錯

568
00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:25,670
肥貓,你坐一會兒

569
00:28:25,710 --> 00:28:26,950
我過去跟他聊一聊

570
00:28:27,710 --> 00:28:28,630
金毛玲

571
00:28:28,670 --> 00:28:31,030
KK是我的手足,你不要欺負她

572
00:28:31,550 --> 00:28:34,710
他是我的朋友,他不是欺負我

573
00:28:34,830 --> 00:28:37,990
是嗎,我叫肥貓,還沒請教

574
00:28:38,030 --> 00:28:39,270
行了,你坐在這兒就行了

575
00:28:39,310 --> 00:28:40,310
我過去跟他聊聊

576
00:28:40,350 --> 00:28:41,430
你繼續吃東西吧

577
00:28:42,550 --> 00:28:43,910
我沒空招呼你了

578
00:28:43,950 --> 00:28:45,190
我要吃蝦片

579
00:28:45,590 --> 00:28:46,550
你不用招呼他了

580
00:28:46,590 --> 00:28:47,750
你繼續吃蝦片吧

581
00:28:51,070 --> 00:28:51,950
KK

582
00:28:58,590 --> 00:29:00,190
我CALL了你一整天也沒覆機

583
00:29:00,230 --> 00:29:01,670
擔心死我了

584
00:29:02,390 --> 00:29:03,430
你還說

585
00:29:03,470 --> 00:29:05,230
我叫你幫我擺平金毛玲這件事

586
00:29:05,270 --> 00:29:07,150
你幹過些甚麼

587
00:29:07,190 --> 00:29:08,110
我有幫你的

588
00:29:08,150 --> 00:29:09,830
我告訴金毛玲,說你沒有老大

589
00:29:09,870 --> 00:29:10,830
叫她不要騷擾你的

590
00:29:11,070 --> 00:29:11,950
你這叫做幫我

591
00:29:11,990 --> 00:29:13,630
你知不知道弄得她找上門來

592
00:29:14,030 --> 00:29:15,310
你不幫我還好

593
00:29:18,710 --> 00:29:21,390
你真棒,有本事

594
00:29:21,630 --> 00:29:23,870
這麼困難的事也讓你弄妥了

595
00:29:24,350 --> 00:29:25,990
對了,金毛鈴打電話告訴我

596
00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:27,910
說原來你有老大

597
00:29:28,870 --> 00:29:30,230
那傢伙就是你老大

598
00:29:30,270 --> 00:29:31,510
不關你的事

599
00:29:31,710 --> 00:29:33,910
你不是吧,找這傢伙做你老大

600
00:29:34,510 --> 00:29:35,390
你不用管

601
00:29:36,230 --> 00:29:38,190
那倒是,我真的沒見過

602
00:29:38,230 --> 00:29:41,190
又胖、又笨、又弱智的做老大

603
00:29:41,830 --> 00:29:44,510
你去死吧,人家住在我樓下的

604
00:29:45,310 --> 00:29:46,310
你要他不要我了

605
00:29:46,350 --> 00:29:48,590
你找樓下那個弱智的做老大

606
00:29:48,630 --> 00:29:50,950
你神經病,當然不是了

607
00:29:51,510 --> 00:29:52,390
那就是怎麼樣

608
00:30:53,350 --> 00:30:56,390
怎麼了,做好那設計沒有

609
00:30:57,310 --> 00:30:59,310
那有這麼快呢,傻瓜

610
00:31:05,910 --> 00:31:09,310
工作怎麼也幹不完,心情不好

611
00:31:14,110 --> 00:31:17,270
不要灰心,勤力一點

612
00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:20,070
我還不算勤力嗎

613
00:31:21,310 --> 00:31:23,270
工作怎麼會灰心呢

614
00:31:23,710 --> 00:31:26,110
都是上司弄成我這樣子的

615
00:31:28,510 --> 00:31:30,190
小小苦楚等於激勵

616
00:31:30,230 --> 00:31:31,750
我永遠都會支持你的

617
00:31:42,790 --> 00:31:43,710
我沒事

618
00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:46,950
不說了,我要工作了,拜拜

619
00:32:20,870 --> 00:32:21,750
CONNIE

620
00:32:21,790 --> 00:32:23,030
我買了宵夜來給你吃

621
00:32:23,070 --> 00:32:25,030
快進來吧,全身濕了

622
00:32:25,070 --> 00:32:26,550
我幫你拿著傘子吧

623
00:32:28,510 --> 00:32:29,710
CONNIE

624
00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:32,190
雨很大,又這麼晚還上來

625
00:32:32,230 --> 00:32:34,110
我也忙著做自己要做的事

626
00:32:34,150 --> 00:32:35,230
上來陪你

627
00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:37,230
你知不知道

628
00:32:37,270 --> 00:32:39,470
我今晚可能要做通宵的

629
00:32:39,510 --> 00:32:41,790
我也是,但我很想念你

630
00:32:43,110 --> 00:32:44,590
先吃宵夜好不好 好

631
00:32:46,310 --> 00:32:47,510
怎麼了 你猜猜是甚麼

632
00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:49,710
看到了,是炒麵

633
00:32:51,150 --> 00:32:53,110
經常都是這樣,讓你猜到了

634
00:32:56,470 --> 00:32:57,350
你先走吧

635
00:32:57,510 --> 00:32:58,390
我先走了

636
00:33:01,350 --> 00:33:03,950
抓到了... 伯母

637
00:33:03,990 --> 00:33:06,870
先別走,昨晚拐了我女兒去哪

638
00:33:06,910 --> 00:33:08,310
沒有,媽媽

639
00:33:08,350 --> 00:33:09,990
待會兒才審問你

640
00:33:10,710 --> 00:33:13,230
也跟我女兒談了兩年戀愛了

641
00:33:13,670 --> 00:33:15,790
甚麼時候才肯接收這個虧本貨

642
00:33:16,110 --> 00:33:17,750
哪有人這樣說自己女兒的

643
00:33:17,790 --> 00:33:19,430
是這樣的了

644
00:33:19,470 --> 00:33:21,430
媽媽想提名你參加選美

645
00:33:21,630 --> 00:33:23,350
拿電視台一、二百萬獎金

646
00:33:23,390 --> 00:33:24,750
你又死也不答應

647
00:33:24,790 --> 00:33:26,510
比抓你去坐電椅還要慘

648
00:33:26,790 --> 00:33:27,790
好吧,便宜你了

649
00:33:27,830 --> 00:33:29,110
以後我嫁女的時候

650
00:33:29,150 --> 00:33:30,550
就當我送了二百萬嫁妝了

651
00:33:31,190 --> 00:33:32,990
你越說越過分了,康太太

652
00:33:33,030 --> 00:33:35,910
甚麼,早點結婚,早點生兒女

653
00:33:35,950 --> 00:33:37,070
將來女兒長大了

654
00:33:37,110 --> 00:33:39,750
上街還可以像姐妹倆,有多好

655
00:33:39,790 --> 00:33:40,790
像我們倆這樣子

656
00:33:40,830 --> 00:33:41,710
我不跟你說了

657
00:33:41,750 --> 00:33:43,750
你先走吧,你上班快遲到了

658
00:33:44,070 --> 00:33:45,430
我先上班了,走了,伯母

659
00:33:45,470 --> 00:33:47,510
放你一馬吧,拜拜 拜拜

660
00:33:50,910 --> 00:33:52,830
走了,拜拜

661
00:33:53,150 --> 00:33:54,390
拜拜

662
00:33:55,710 --> 00:33:57,270
你的ANDY不能開玩笑

663
00:33:57,310 --> 00:33:58,630
一開玩笑就臉紅了

664
00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:01,150
你這樣開玩笑,我的臉也紅了

665
00:34:03,550 --> 00:34:04,430
你這樣說

666
00:34:04,470 --> 00:34:06,150
媽媽甚麼也不用說了

667
00:34:06,590 --> 00:34:09,430
胳膊往裡彎,真疼心

668
00:34:09,990 --> 00:34:11,270
我懶得跟你說

669
00:34:11,470 --> 00:34:12,710
還說不跟我說

670
00:34:14,190 --> 00:34:17,470
你說生女兒,生塊叉燒還好

671
00:34:17,550 --> 00:34:18,430
生女兒...

672
00:34:19,510 --> 00:34:21,590
對了,我覺得在這兒幹活

673
00:34:21,630 --> 00:34:23,390
經常調來調去的

674
00:34:23,710 --> 00:34:25,470
好像你們這樣,甚麼也會做

675
00:34:26,110 --> 00:34:27,550
工廠不夠工作

676
00:34:27,590 --> 00:34:28,790
我們甚麼也要幹了

677
00:34:28,830 --> 00:34:30,030
就是

678
00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:31,950
我起初見工的時候

679
00:34:31,990 --> 00:34:33,870
又說給我機會學縫盤的

680
00:34:33,910 --> 00:34:35,190
但現在還沒有

681
00:34:35,230 --> 00:34:37,030
我還想可以多掙點錢

682
00:34:37,870 --> 00:34:40,110
我們個個都想多掙點錢

683
00:34:40,310 --> 00:34:42,390
不夠工作,我們也沒辦法

684
00:34:42,430 --> 00:34:43,390
慢慢來吧

685
00:34:43,430 --> 00:34:44,430
周先生...

686
00:34:44,470 --> 00:34:46,750
阿蓮,過來

687
00:34:52,910 --> 00:34:54,350
甚麼事,周先生

688
00:34:55,030 --> 00:34:55,910
沒甚麼

689
00:34:56,310 --> 00:34:58,710
我買了兩張深圳的蛇宴

690
00:34:58,750 --> 00:35:00,070
這個星期六的

691
00:35:00,830 --> 00:35:05,710
我想跟你上去玩一日兩夜

692
00:35:06,350 --> 00:35:09,470
行山、照相這樣,很開心的

693
00:35:09,510 --> 00:35:10,390
怎麼樣

694
00:35:10,430 --> 00:35:11,390
沒興趣

695
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,510
別這樣吧,你每次掃人家的興

696
00:35:14,550 --> 00:35:15,430
找一天順我的...

697
00:35:15,470 --> 00:35:17,950
周先生,我來這兒工作的

698
00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:19,470
不是來應酬你的

699
00:35:20,110 --> 00:35:21,670
沒事幹我先出去了

700
00:35:21,710 --> 00:35:22,630
先別走

701
00:35:23,550 --> 00:35:24,430
甚麼事

702
00:35:25,710 --> 00:35:28,350
這盤衣服全都弄錯了

703
00:35:29,150 --> 00:35:30,670
粗針用了幼針

704
00:35:30,710 --> 00:35:32,310
幼針用了粗針

705
00:35:32,910 --> 00:35:34,070
你幫我弄妥它

706
00:35:34,110 --> 00:35:35,070
不過這樣

707
00:35:35,110 --> 00:35:36,910
十一點半前要弄妥它

708
00:35:37,630 --> 00:35:40,070
十一點半前,怎麼趕得及呢

709
00:35:40,950 --> 00:35:42,190
趕不及也要趕的

710
00:35:43,110 --> 00:35:44,190
要不求我吧

711
00:35:56,310 --> 00:35:57,750
先喝杯咖啡

712
00:35:59,110 --> 00:36:00,750
甚麼事,阿蓮

713
00:36:11,390 --> 00:36:12,470
為甚麼全停下來

714
00:36:14,110 --> 00:36:17,990
因為衣服全弄妥了,周先生

715
00:36:24,910 --> 00:36:25,790
阿蓮

716
00:36:26,670 --> 00:36:27,870
活全幹完了,沒工作要做

717
00:36:27,910 --> 00:36:29,750
不如去吃蛇吧

718
00:36:29,790 --> 00:36:31,190
好,去哪兒吃

719
00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:32,430
去深圳吧

720
00:36:32,470 --> 00:36:35,710
還是一日兩夜那種

721
00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:45,670
是誰

722
00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:51,630
肥貓 KK

723
00:36:54,110 --> 00:36:55,870
你這麼早下課的

724
00:36:55,910 --> 00:36:58,590
有幾課不想上,就早點逃學了

725
00:36:59,230 --> 00:37:00,190
去打遊戲機吧

726
00:37:00,230 --> 00:37:02,190
我不去了,媽媽會罵的

727
00:37:02,230 --> 00:37:03,750
你也說你媽媽上班了

728
00:37:03,790 --> 00:37:04,790
她又怎麼知道呢

729
00:37:04,830 --> 00:37:06,430
上次差點讓她知道了

730
00:37:06,470 --> 00:37:07,550
我很害怕

731
00:37:07,590 --> 00:37:08,510
不用害怕

732
00:37:08,550 --> 00:37:10,190
我們比她早點回來就行了

733
00:37:10,910 --> 00:37:13,710
對,比她早回來,她不知道的

734
00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:14,870
是,走吧...

735
00:37:15,110 --> 00:37:16,310
我先吃完飯吧

736
00:37:16,350 --> 00:37:18,230
還吃甚麼

737
00:37:18,270 --> 00:37:19,590
我約了人家去比賽打遊戲機

738
00:37:19,630 --> 00:37:21,630
贏了有五百塊的

739
00:37:21,670 --> 00:37:24,070
到時你想吃甚麼也行了

740
00:37:24,110 --> 00:37:25,710
五斤東西兩個人吃嗎

741
00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:26,630
是

742
00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:28,750
走吧

743
00:37:28,790 --> 00:37:31,310
五斤甚麼東西,水泥不能吃的

744
00:37:31,350 --> 00:37:33,670
走吧 先關上門

745
00:37:36,790 --> 00:37:39,150
發財了,今天有八百塊

746
00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:40,470
肥貓,去吃東西了

747
00:37:41,990 --> 00:37:43,950
這傢伙不知是不是裝白痴的

748
00:37:59,470 --> 00:38:00,790
這次全靠你了

749
00:38:05,310 --> 00:38:08,670
來了... 開門,查房

750
00:38:08,790 --> 00:38:09,710
行了

751
00:38:10,070 --> 00:38:12,470
你怎麼這麼久,等你很久了

752
00:38:12,510 --> 00:38:14,590
已經乘的士來了

753
00:38:15,590 --> 00:38:16,870
KK,你怎麼不等我

754
00:38:16,910 --> 00:38:18,310
進來吧

755
00:38:18,350 --> 00:38:19,590
PAK哥哥

756
00:38:24,030 --> 00:38:25,190
怎麼也帶他上來

757
00:38:25,230 --> 00:38:27,030
上來玩,有甚麼關係呢

758
00:38:27,070 --> 00:38:28,310
肥貓,坐吧

759
00:38:29,030 --> 00:38:31,310
PAK哥哥,你家裡很漂亮

760
00:38:31,510 --> 00:38:32,670
你知道就好了

761
00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:34,190
別弄髒我的地方

762
00:38:34,230 --> 00:38:36,110
我不會的...

763
00:38:37,350 --> 00:38:40,390
我今天贏了五百塊,棒不棒

764
00:38:40,430 --> 00:38:42,830
是嗎,你真棒

765
00:38:44,790 --> 00:38:47,670
肥貓,這遊戲你一定贏不了我

766
00:38:47,710 --> 00:38:50,190
剪刀、石頭、布,很容易玩的

767
00:38:50,710 --> 00:38:52,750
這麼自負,比試一下就知道了

768
00:38:52,790 --> 00:38:53,670
好

769
00:38:57,510 --> 00:38:59,190
喝甚麼 隨便

770
00:38:59,470 --> 00:39:00,990
就是甚麼也喝了 是

771
00:39:01,070 --> 00:39:02,070
是你說的

772
00:39:03,590 --> 00:39:05,350
小心,我會破紀錄的

773
00:39:05,830 --> 00:39:07,110
我會怕你嗎

774
00:39:11,310 --> 00:39:12,830
快按吧

775
00:39:12,870 --> 00:39:14,830
行了,我不是在打嗎

776
00:39:35,390 --> 00:39:36,910
KK,這杯你的

777
00:39:36,950 --> 00:39:38,590
肥貓,這杯你的

778
00:39:39,550 --> 00:39:41,390
謝謝 不用謝

779
00:39:43,310 --> 00:39:46,230
KK,這杯你的 謝謝

780
00:39:50,310 --> 00:39:52,550
你們先喝東西,打機吧

781
00:39:52,590 --> 00:39:54,230
我進房找些東西 好

782
00:40:08,070 --> 00:40:09,950
KK,你不喝汽水嗎

783
00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,110
你不喜歡喝嗎

784
00:40:11,270 --> 00:40:12,710
你想喝嗎 是

785
00:40:12,750 --> 00:40:14,710
給你喝吧 謝謝你

786
00:40:20,510 --> 00:40:21,710
在哪兒呢

787
00:40:25,430 --> 00:40:27,310
明明還有兩個的

788
00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:31,830
不過有沒有也不用怕

789
00:40:31,870 --> 00:40:33,150
我一定沒事的

790
00:40:35,470 --> 00:40:37,390
藥力差不多發作了

791
00:40:43,110 --> 00:40:45,030
我都說了你打不贏我的

792
00:40:46,310 --> 00:40:47,870
KK 幹甚麼

793
00:40:47,910 --> 00:40:51,390
進我房來 幹甚麼

794
00:40:51,430 --> 00:40:52,910
帶你看些有趣的東西

795
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:54,630
我也想看些有趣的東西

796
00:40:54,990 --> 00:40:57,070
你打機吧,待會才到你

797
00:40:58,190 --> 00:41:00,430
KK,別打了,進我房來

798
00:41:00,470 --> 00:41:02,350
肥貓,那你打機吧

799
00:41:03,030 --> 00:41:04,870
快點 行了...

800
00:41:07,110 --> 00:41:11,670
有甚麼好看的 看我吧

801
00:41:12,390 --> 00:41:15,630
你傻的嗎 甚麼傻的

802
00:41:16,510 --> 00:41:18,510
外面那個才是傻子

803
00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:21,190
我又不是傻子,是不是

804
00:41:21,230 --> 00:41:24,310
真壞 一點也不壞

805
00:41:25,510 --> 00:41:26,790
KK

806
00:41:57,830 --> 00:41:59,470
很癢

807
00:42:04,590 --> 00:42:05,470
這是甚麼

808
00:42:06,310 --> 00:42:08,150
沒甚麼 金毛玲的

809
00:42:08,190 --> 00:42:09,590
不是,不是金毛玲的

810
00:42:09,630 --> 00:42:10,790
那就是有其他女人了

811
00:42:10,830 --> 00:42:11,990
沒有,一個也沒有

812
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,110
你搞錯了 你不用說,滾開

813
00:42:15,390 --> 00:42:18,990
KK 幹甚麼,滾開...

814
00:42:22,830 --> 00:42:26,230
肥貓...你幹甚麼,肥貓

815
00:42:26,270 --> 00:42:29,430
KK,很開心...很熱

816
00:42:29,470 --> 00:42:31,430
快穿上衣服,你別這樣

817
00:42:31,470 --> 00:42:35,190
KK,喝了這些汽水,很開心的

818
00:42:35,230 --> 00:42:38,430
真的很開心的,那些汽水...

819
00:42:38,470 --> 00:42:40,270
PAK哥哥,還有沒有汽水

820
00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:41,630
我想喝汽水 你喝了

821
00:42:41,670 --> 00:42:42,910
肥貓,讓開

822
00:42:42,950 --> 00:42:44,910
你這麼下流的,這種事都做

823
00:42:45,190 --> 00:42:46,590
KK,我玩玩而已,不必太緊張吧

824
00:42:46,630 --> 00:42:48,670
玩甚麼,你快滾

825
00:42:48,710 --> 00:42:49,950
肥貓,我們走吧

826
00:42:50,990 --> 00:42:52,350
走了,肥貓

827
00:42:53,910 --> 00:42:56,390
你走吧,你走了以後別再找我

828
00:42:56,430 --> 00:42:58,190
我再找你我就是衰女

829
00:43:01,950 --> 00:43:05,190
走快點吧,肥貓,走快點

830
00:43:05,230 --> 00:43:07,190
要清醒了才能回家

831
00:43:07,230 --> 00:43:09,390
讓你媽媽看見這樣會罵你的

832
00:43:09,430 --> 00:43:12,230
肥貓 不行了...

833
00:43:12,270 --> 00:43:14,150
肥貓,別這樣,肥貓

834
00:43:14,190 --> 00:43:15,430
這小妞真沒品味

835
00:43:15,470 --> 00:43:17,470
胖子也喜歡,小心壓死你

836
00:43:17,510 --> 00:43:18,950
走吧 你說甚麼

837
00:43:18,990 --> 00:43:20,110
你說甚麼,王八蛋

838
00:43:20,150 --> 00:43:21,030
我喜歡誰關你甚麼事

839
00:43:21,070 --> 00:43:21,950
沒讓我打過嗎

840
00:43:21,990 --> 00:43:24,150
對不起,小姐,他不是說你

841
00:43:24,190 --> 00:43:27,390
我們走吧,都叫你別亂說話

842
00:43:27,430 --> 00:43:28,510
那不是嗎,香港言論自由的

843
00:43:28,550 --> 00:43:29,630
說說也不能嗎

844
00:43:29,670 --> 00:43:30,630
你照照鏡吧

845
00:43:30,670 --> 00:43:31,790
你以為自己很瘦嗎

846
00:43:38,390 --> 00:43:42,350
肥貓...你醒醒,別躺在這兒

847
00:43:42,910 --> 00:43:47,270
要回家了,肥貓...

848
00:43:58,710 --> 00:44:00,870
肥貓,媽媽回家了

849
00:44:02,510 --> 00:44:03,790
肥貓

850
00:44:07,910 --> 00:44:09,310
肥貓

851
00:44:12,390 --> 00:44:14,190
肥貓,你是不是不舒服

852
00:44:14,230 --> 00:44:17,110
你怎麼不吃飯了,肥貓

853
00:44:20,470 --> 00:44:22,070
肥貓

854
00:44:26,310 --> 00:44:28,590
媽媽回來了,不准玩

855
00:44:28,790 --> 00:44:31,110
不准躲起來,快出來,肥貓

856
00:44:32,310 --> 00:44:33,790
肥貓