1 00:00:04,780 --> 00:00:06,820 左邊這個是我爸爸 2 00:00:06,860 --> 00:00:08,580 右邊這個是我媽媽 3 00:00:08,620 --> 00:00:10,380 他們結婚沒多久 4 00:00:10,420 --> 00:00:11,780 就有了我肥貓了 5 00:00:12,260 --> 00:00:13,620 不過我肥貓還沒出世 6 00:00:13,660 --> 00:00:16,060 我爸爸就去賣鹹鴨蛋了 7 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:18,740 我媽媽很辛苦才帶大我的 8 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:20,260 你們看看 9 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:22,620 我跟我爸爸是一樣的英俊 10 00:01:42,740 --> 00:01:44,260 你去了哪兒,這麼久才回來的 11 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:45,980 糟了,肥貓不見了 12 00:01:46,020 --> 00:01:49,300 他回來了,在車子等你很久了 13 00:02:02,220 --> 00:02:03,460 終於到了 14 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:06,340 肥貓,起來了,肥貓 15 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:08,580 糟了,又叫不醒他 16 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:10,380 怪不得一點聲音也沒有 17 00:02:11,860 --> 00:02:12,860 讓他在這兒睡吧 18 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:13,780 鎖上車門就行了 19 00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:15,620 不行,他一個人很危險的 20 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:16,540 有甚麼事情怎麼辦 21 00:02:16,580 --> 00:02:17,780 不然怎麼樣 22 00:02:21,180 --> 00:02:22,260 這個死胖子 23 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:24,380 每次要他走的時候他就睡覺 24 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,300 辛苦一點走完這幾步吧 25 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:35,820 他媽媽還說他不夠三百磅 26 00:02:35,860 --> 00:02:37,460 差不多有五百磅了 27 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:40,100 他們在前面,到了 28 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:41,980 肥貓,你醒來了嗎 29 00:02:45,140 --> 00:02:47,740 你醒了就出聲吧,大哥 30 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:49,340 我不敢出聲 31 00:02:49,380 --> 00:02:51,740 我以為你很喜歡揹我的 32 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:54,460 不要說了,走吧... 33 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:55,700 好,走了 34 00:02:57,220 --> 00:03:00,860 天生... 肥貓... 35 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:04,820 你去了哪兒 36 00:03:06,380 --> 00:03:10,020 我媽媽醒不了,沒有叫我起來 37 00:03:14,340 --> 00:03:17,100 不過幸好ANDY哥哥他來載我 38 00:03:17,140 --> 00:03:19,140 他很帥.. ANDY哥哥很帥 39 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,420 ANDY哥哥很帥 40 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:27,740 可不可以親你一下 41 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:28,980 你沒吃虧的 42 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:33,980 去燒烤吧 走吧 43 00:03:40,780 --> 00:03:43,180 弄了半天才有機會跟你在一起 44 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:44,980 你知道我的工作是這樣子的 45 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:46,740 我知道 46 00:03:47,380 --> 00:03:48,580 不過我沒想過今天會這樣子 47 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:50,900 你不是想對著我一輩子的嗎 48 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:53,100 是,怎麼不是呢 49 00:03:53,140 --> 00:03:54,300 那就是,一輩子長著了 50 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:55,460 你擔心沒時間嗎 51 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,540 拍拖怎麼一樣呢 52 00:03:58,620 --> 00:04:00,060 CONNIE、ANDY 53 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:02,300 KK,你怎麼會在這兒的 54 00:04:02,340 --> 00:04:03,780 肥貓昨晚打電話給我 55 00:04:03,820 --> 00:04:04,780 說你們會來的 56 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:07,220 怎麼樣,情況如何,好不好玩 57 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:09,500 挺好,他們玩得很開心 58 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:12,660 我看好像普普通通 59 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:13,660 ANDY,對吧 60 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:16,180 我還是別坐在這兒了 61 00:04:16,220 --> 00:04:17,140 我去找東西吃 62 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,780 ANDY哥哥,他們想去小便 63 00:04:23,820 --> 00:04:25,340 麻煩你帶他們去吧 64 00:04:25,380 --> 00:04:27,100 這麼多人 65 00:04:27,140 --> 00:04:29,620 是,他們好尿急 66 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:32,620 你隨便叫他們站在一旁就行了 67 00:04:32,660 --> 00:04:35,020 不行的,這樣會讓人家看見的 68 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:37,220 你跟他們去吧 69 00:04:38,740 --> 00:04:39,980 那我去吧 70 00:04:40,020 --> 00:04:41,740 不用,他們全是男人 71 00:04:41,780 --> 00:04:43,500 我去就行了 72 00:04:43,540 --> 00:04:46,100 來,跟我來吧 謝謝你 73 00:04:46,140 --> 00:04:48,860 過來這邊吧 我們好尿急 74 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:56,140 一個跟著一個,帶你們去廁所 75 00:04:56,900 --> 00:04:58,020 待會兒你先去 76 00:04:58,060 --> 00:04:59,900 毓民你快點來吧,毓民 77 00:05:01,980 --> 00:05:05,020 ANDY,待會毓民撒尿的時候 78 00:05:05,060 --> 00:05:07,300 你要幫他拿"何B仔"出來的 79 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:09,460 甚麼,拿甚麼出來 80 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,220 是,你要拿"何B仔"出來 81 00:05:11,260 --> 00:05:12,300 撒尿才行的 82 00:05:12,340 --> 00:05:14,460 要不然他會弄濕褲子的 83 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:17,380 謝謝ANDY哥哥 謝謝你了 84 00:05:17,420 --> 00:05:20,900 毓民,你先排到後面吧 85 00:05:23,580 --> 00:05:25,660 快一點吧... 86 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:33,020 CONNIE,你們來旅行 87 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:34,940 叫上ANDY來,他不是很沒趣嗎 88 00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:36,340 不會,他很體諒我的 89 00:05:36,660 --> 00:05:37,580 肚子好餓 90 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:39,420 有沒有東西吃 喝水吧 91 00:05:39,460 --> 00:05:41,020 我肚子餓你叫我喝水 92 00:05:41,060 --> 00:05:42,540 食物吃光了 93 00:05:42,580 --> 00:05:45,340 這麼多食物也可以吃光 是 94 00:05:45,660 --> 00:05:46,980 CONNIE姐姐 95 00:05:47,020 --> 00:05:48,980 我們想玩麻鷹捉小雞 96 00:05:49,020 --> 00:05:50,860 我做大母雞,很多小雞 97 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,860 但沒有麻鷹 這樣... 98 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:56,540 ANDY,你做麻鷹吧 我.. 99 00:05:56,580 --> 00:05:58,380 好,ANDY哥哥做麻鷹 100 00:05:58,420 --> 00:06:03,180 好不好... 好吧... 101 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:05,740 好棒,玩麻鷹捉小雞了 102 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:43,060 康姑娘,辛苦你男朋友了 103 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:44,660 別這麼說,他很樂意的 104 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:45,980 是... 105 00:06:46,020 --> 00:06:47,820 他這麼有愛心,真難得 106 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:54,700 到了 107 00:06:54,740 --> 00:06:56,060 終於到了 108 00:06:56,580 --> 00:06:57,620 謝謝你,CONNIE 109 00:06:57,660 --> 00:06:58,660 別這麼說,KK 110 00:06:59,340 --> 00:07:04,180 肥貓,下車了,肥貓... 111 00:07:05,020 --> 00:07:06,820 糟了,怎麼叫也不醒過來 112 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,300 他今早也是這樣子 113 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:10,380 現在怎麼辦 114 00:07:10,420 --> 00:07:12,980 今早怎樣下來現在就怎樣上去 115 00:07:13,020 --> 00:07:16,020 不是吧 116 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:18,740 捱義氣吧,老友,你行的 117 00:07:21,420 --> 00:07:22,780 我要叫搬運公司 118 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:25,060 怎麼了,沒精打采的 119 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:26,500 又跟CONNIE吵架了 120 00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:30,260 不是,不過覺得有點累 121 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:33,220 有點累,快說 122 00:07:33,260 --> 00:07:34,900 昨晚跟CONNIE去了哪 123 00:07:35,340 --> 00:07:37,260 這些事你跟我說笑就可以 124 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:39,020 千萬別讓CONNIE聽到 125 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:40,060 行了 126 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:41,460 話說回來 127 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:42,620 今次跟你第一次見客 128 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:43,860 你要看顧著我 129 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:46,660 放心吧,我也是"順德人" 130 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,300 總之一定跟客人談得攏的 131 00:07:48,340 --> 00:07:49,580 你要發揮 132 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:50,660 你"順德人"的本色了 133 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:52,660 好,總之互相關照 134 00:07:57,140 --> 00:07:58,900 根據以上的資料顯示 135 00:07:58,940 --> 00:08:01,180 我們會為貴公司設計的新產品 136 00:08:01,220 --> 00:08:02,460 估計兩年後 137 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,380 回報率是百分之二十 138 00:08:04,420 --> 00:08:05,340 所以... 139 00:08:05,380 --> 00:08:06,700 剛才你說是百分之四十 140 00:08:06,740 --> 00:08:08,540 那個是市場佔有率 141 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:11,220 是嗎,繼續吧... 142 00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:13,980 所以我們在未來十年 143 00:08:14,020 --> 00:08:15,820 公司會製造一些新產品 144 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:18,540 新GAMES就會按照... 145 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:19,660 進來吧 146 00:08:24,780 --> 00:08:26,940 陳先生,請你在這兒簽名 147 00:08:26,980 --> 00:08:29,940 簽名嗎 是 148 00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:38,140 今晚下班記得等我,知不知道 149 00:08:38,180 --> 00:08:40,620 沒甚麼我先出去了 150 00:08:40,660 --> 00:08:42,220 出去吧... 151 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:48,540 陳先生 152 00:08:48,660 --> 00:08:50,380 不知你對我們這份建議書 153 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:51,980 有沒有甚麼不明白呢 154 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:54,100 有,你們可不可以 155 00:08:54,140 --> 00:08:55,620 從頭再說一次 156 00:08:56,460 --> 00:08:57,340 你說甚麼 157 00:08:57,980 --> 00:09:00,060 或者哪一部分你聽不清楚 158 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:02,260 或者漏說了,我再說一次 159 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:04,260 因為免得妨礙陳先生太多時間 160 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:06,340 不要緊,我有很多時間 161 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:09,420 麻煩你們從頭再說一次好不好 162 00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:12,780 那好吧,我從頭再說一次 163 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:13,940 不是你 164 00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:18,900 我想你從頭說一次給我聽 165 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:22,020 DONNA,再說一次 166 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,020 在九七年度 167 00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:26,100 我們公司會設計十款新遊戲機 168 00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:29,260 估計佔市場百分之七十 169 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:31,300 大概投資一千萬方面在... 170 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:33,860 你究竟是不是在聽的 171 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:35,300 現在你有時間 172 00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:36,740 我們也沒空跟你玩 173 00:09:36,780 --> 00:09:38,740 跟你說也是白費勁的 174 00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:41,020 我們現在不做你生意,好色鬼 175 00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:42,540 ANDY,我們走 176 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,100 怎麼不出聲,順德人 177 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:57,380 還說呢,起初還說很緊張 178 00:09:57,420 --> 00:09:58,820 甚麼都靠我了 179 00:09:58,860 --> 00:10:00,780 靠我發揮甚麼順德人本色 180 00:10:00,820 --> 00:10:03,140 到頭來罵客人的卻是你自己 181 00:10:03,180 --> 00:10:06,500 那還算是客人嗎,正是好色鬼 182 00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:08,260 你以為你不想罵他嗎 183 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:10,180 現在我替你開口了 184 00:10:10,220 --> 00:10:11,900 你應該多謝我 185 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:14,060 現在生意談不攏了 186 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,540 我真的要多謝你了 187 00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:28,580 哪用怕呢,客人是我罵走的 188 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:30,500 有甚麼事我負責 189 00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:32,340 大不了就不幹了 190 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:35,180 不幹了,你當然可以了 191 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:36,380 我不幹能幹甚麼 192 00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:38,340 我真不明白你們這些男人 193 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:41,300 以你這種人才,你怕沒工作嗎 194 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:43,380 東家不幹就在西家幹了 195 00:10:44,180 --> 00:10:46,620 說得挺容易,我也希望 196 00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:49,620 現在這間公司是香港最TOP的 197 00:10:49,660 --> 00:10:52,460 難道叫我到小公司做嗎 198 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:55,260 你真的對自己一點信心也沒有 199 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:58,300 我不是沒信心,只是沒機會 200 00:10:58,340 --> 00:10:59,780 你以為像你那樣嗎 201 00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:02,420 隨時可以拿一百萬來搞生意 202 00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:03,420 當然不同了 203 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:07,660 想不到工作是這樣 204 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,420 連談戀愛也這樣 205 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,780 你是不是嫌跟CONNIE在一起 206 00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:13,020 想分手了 207 00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:14,620 我不是這個意思 208 00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:15,740 我只是覺得 209 00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:18,380 和CONNIE談戀愛這麼久了 210 00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:20,620 總是沒甚麼進展 211 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:22,620 你想有甚麼進展 212 00:11:22,660 --> 00:11:23,740 你想到哪兒去了 213 00:11:23,780 --> 00:11:25,740 我只是說說 214 00:11:25,780 --> 00:11:27,980 其實會不會是你不夠細心 215 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:31,060 沒有留意到甚麼的 216 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:32,740 那是甚麼意思 217 00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:35,980 好像你後面那男人 218 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:38,260 你有沒有留意到甚麼 219 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:41,260 他有甚麼不妥 220 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,980 你看不出他的眼神嗎 221 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:46,780 甚麼眼神 222 00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:49,180 傾慕眼神 223 00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:53,460 你是說他想跟我... 224 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:55,780 你想得開心 225 00:11:55,820 --> 00:11:58,420 我是說他看著我,不是看著你 226 00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:00,980 難怪你跟CONNIE沒甚麼進展了 227 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,900 我想你要好好學習一下 228 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,020 不知你說甚麼 229 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:09,580 都很晚了,不如走吧 230 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:11,780 你先走吧,我想多坐一會 231 00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:15,020 那好吧,就這樣了,拜拜 232 00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:15,940 拜拜 233 00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:49,180 ANDY,這麼晚有甚麼事 234 00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:50,700 CONNIE,你在幹甚麼 235 00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:52,420 我正在瑞華和CLIENT聊天 236 00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:53,340 甚麼事 237 00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:55,700 沒甚麼...不如 238 00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:56,940 不如我回家再給你電話,好嗎 239 00:12:59,140 --> 00:13:00,140 你要聊到什麼時候 240 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,060 我不知道 241 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:02,220 不如我來接你... 242 00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:24,020 康姑娘 243 00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:25,980 是不是妨礙你和男朋友拍拖了 244 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:27,940 不如下次再說吧 245 00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:29,500 不是,我有時間 246 00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:31,100 上次呢,你... 247 00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:34,620 ANDY 248 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:36,700 SORRY,你等我一下 249 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:39,700 CONNIE 你看見我在做事的 250 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:41,860 我只是想看看你 251 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:45,700 但我真的很忙,不如你先走吧 252 00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:46,900 我... 253 00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:50,820 這是你男朋友嗎 254 00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:53,260 那我不妨礙你了,下次再說 255 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,340 不,我可以跟你聊通宵的 256 00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:56,580 行了,不用管他 257 00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:58,300 是你說的,康姑娘 是... 258 00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:00,220 上次你為甚麼不找我 259 00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:01,140 這麼大事情 260 00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:02,220 不關你的事 261 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:05,180 不是,我只是關心你 262 00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:07,980 阿佳,我現在叫你見客人 263 00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:09,300 不是叫你罵客人 264 00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:11,140 現在不單生意談不攏 265 00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:13,380 還讓客人投訴,你知不知道 266 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,380 是客人先無理取鬧的 267 00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:18,780 無理取鬧你就是罵他了 268 00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:20,460 我有時候也無理取鬧了 269 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,540 又不見你罵我 270 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:23,700 DONNA她不懂事 271 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:25,700 你在她旁邊你要提點她一下 272 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,340 說到底你有經驗 273 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:29,860 不知你在搞甚麼鬼 274 00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:32,340 進來 275 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,340 韋先生,客人是我罵走的 276 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,620 與ANDY無關 277 00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:42,780 如果他要追究的話 278 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:44,060 你叫他來找我 279 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,020 你說得真好聽 280 00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:47,340 叫客人來找你 281 00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:48,740 你知不知這樁生意多少錢 282 00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:51,100 幾百萬元的,叫他找你 283 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,180 幾百萬元罷了 284 00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:54,340 我現在替公司找另一個客人 285 00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:56,540 利潤起碼高幾倍的 286 00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:58,540 那你說誰才是公司大客戶 287 00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:04,620 你怎樣找到這客人 288 00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:05,820 我當然有辦法了 289 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,860 其實那客人 290 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,740 根本就壓低了我們公司的價錢 291 00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:10,860 公司不跟他簽約 292 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:12,660 根本就不是損失 293 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:15,660 現在你談得怎麼樣 294 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:17,620 初步已經談妥了 295 00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:18,540 其餘的事 296 00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,180 就要等ANDY跟我去談才行了 297 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,500 那就太好了,對不起 298 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:26,460 她在,請你等一等 299 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:27,660 你的電話 謝謝 300 00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:33,460 阿SAM,吃午飯,甚麼時候 301 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:37,580 OK,好,那待會兒見,拜拜 302 00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:39,820 讓我來...是不是那大客戶 303 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:41,180 如果沒甚麼事的話 304 00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:42,940 我先出去了,韋先生 305 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:44,820 好,你先出去 306 00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:49,180 拜託你跟DONNA學習一下吧 307 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:51,140 你看看,替公司賺大錢的 308 00:15:58,900 --> 00:15:59,980 你先走吧,我遲些再找你 309 00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:01,220 好 拜拜 310 00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:08,100 怎麼樣了,大小姐 311 00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:09,740 這麼晚才起來,又沒上班了 312 00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:12,420 一天半天,不要緊的 313 00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:19,580 做你真好,打風流工 314 00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:20,900 做打工皇帝 315 00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:23,100 喝甚麼 汽水吧 316 00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:24,900 好 317 00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:27,740 剛才那個是不是認真的 318 00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:29,140 又不是做夫妻 319 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:32,460 談得來就做個朋友了 320 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,940 你玩歸玩 321 00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:35,420 現在那甚麼這麼流行 322 00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:36,780 你小心一點 323 00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:38,020 你放心吧 324 00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:40,580 我們做足預防措施的 325 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:44,460 說起來,你跟ANDY怎麼樣 326 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:46,100 也不錯 327 00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:48,540 還說不錯,我見他這陣子 328 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:49,940 好像很不開心的 329 00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:50,860 你究竟知不知道的 330 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:53,700 我知道,昨晚我才見過他 331 00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:54,780 沒甚麼 332 00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:57,140 不說我的 333 00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:58,860 說回你,你這麼玩玩 334 00:16:58,900 --> 00:16:59,780 玩到甚麼時候 335 00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:01,620 快正正經經找個男朋友吧 336 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,540 你這麼說就是說我很不正經了 337 00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:06,740 你以為是你嗎 338 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:07,860 這麼正經 339 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:10,420 認識一個這麼正經的ANDY哥哥 340 00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:12,660 不過說起來 341 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:15,620 你猜ANDY會不會是裝正經的 342 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,020 你每天也看見他,你不問問他 343 00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:19,580 我是每天看見他 344 00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:22,100 不過有時我穿低胸衫 345 00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:24,620 他一眼也不看我 346 00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:26,660 你猜他是不是真的這麼正經 347 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,740 不知道 告訴我 348 00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:29,860 我不告訴你,這麼三八 349 00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:31,540 我咯吱你的,快說 350 00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:32,460 快說 351 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,380 我不告訴你,你這麼三八 352 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,300 追到我再說吧 353 00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:35,220 不行,一定要說 354 00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:36,140 要不然不讓你走的 355 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:38,940 各位,我今天請大家進來 356 00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:41,140 是有件事要跟大家宣佈一下的 357 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:43,620 是本公司在最近幾個月 358 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:45,060 接了幾樁大生意 359 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:46,540 相信在未來幾個月 360 00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:48,100 大家都會很辛苦 361 00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:51,020 記住,只要大家努力工作 362 00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:52,820 相信年底的花紅一定不會少 363 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:55,020 那就好了... 364 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,340 另外,還有一件事 365 00:17:58,380 --> 00:17:59,900 要跟大家宣佈一下 366 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,420 就是公司在下個月 367 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:05,340 會升DONNA為營業部的主管 368 00:18:05,380 --> 00:18:07,300 你們大家可以直接找DONNA 369 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,260 恭喜你,DONNA 謝謝 370 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,660 恭喜你,DONNA... 371 00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:17,780 好了,如果沒甚麼事的話 372 00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:18,900 大家出去幹活吧 373 00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:20,020 好,那我們先出去了,韋先生 374 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:25,420 如果沒甚麼事 375 00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:26,780 我想先出去了,韋先生 376 00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:27,860 好,你出去幹活吧 377 00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:36,340 SORRY,ANDY 378 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,540 其實我真的叫過UNCLE升你 379 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:42,500 不過他又不肯 380 00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:44,300 你知道升職對我來說 381 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,740 真的沒甚麼關係的 382 00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:48,900 我明白的 383 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:51,380 其實升哪一個也沒所謂 384 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:54,060 反正都是做事,不要緊 385 00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:57,020 雖然我升職了 386 00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:59,540 不過我還有很多事要跟你學習 387 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:01,260 你會看著我吧 388 00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,060 當然會了 389 00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:05,380 我們說過互相關照的 390 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:06,580 這樣,不如今晚 391 00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:07,900 叫CONNIE出來一同慶祝 392 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,940 好,不過你請客 393 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:30,980 怎麼這麼浪漫 394 00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:32,500 大家是好姐妹 395 00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:33,740 別說我不幫你了 396 00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:35,580 現在我有事先走了 397 00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:37,380 你們倆慢慢吃了 398 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:40,180 這房子是你的,你走了不行的 399 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,460 我跟你這麼熟 400 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,020 難道怕你把我的房子搬走嗎 401 00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:45,780 我買了些紅酒,你們隨便了 402 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:51,180 謝謝 403 00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:58,420 怎麼樣,近來你工作怎麼樣 404 00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:00,340 也差不多 405 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:02,180 我最近做了幾個CASE 406 00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:03,500 你猜我發現了甚麼 407 00:20:04,940 --> 00:20:05,820 對了,CONNIE 408 00:20:05,860 --> 00:20:07,100 你幾時可以申請到大假 409 00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:10,020 記不記得那晚在茶餐廳那女孩 410 00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:11,900 她告訴我現在不去麥當奴了 411 00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:14,140 是嗎 是 412 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,820 她說那兒不准吸煙 413 00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:18,020 還問我信和指數 414 00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:20,380 人氣急升最高是誰,你知道嗎 415 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:23,340 我怎麼知道,對了 416 00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:25,580 最新的"蝙蝠俠"快要上畫了 417 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:26,500 不如我們... 418 00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:28,580 好像就是"蝙蝠俠"的男主角 419 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:29,660 他叫甚麼名字 420 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:30,580 你說完了沒有 421 00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:32,980 如果你覺得這麼做 422 00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:34,540 很有滿足感的話 423 00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:36,420 你不如去那些娛樂雜誌做記者 424 00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:48,980 我知道你最近很不開心 425 00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:50,140 但如果為了工作的事 426 00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:51,740 我不知道怎樣幫你的 427 00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:53,020 如果你想幫我的話 428 00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:55,740 就別再提那些壞孩子的事 429 00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:56,660 行不行 430 00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,020 現在你怎麼了 431 00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,460 你不高興就別做了 432 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,620 你這麼委屈自己幹甚麼 433 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:04,180 不做,那我叫你別做社工行嗎 434 00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:06,820 現在我沒問題,是你有問題 435 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,740 方SIR,現在嗎 436 00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:21,180 我現在沒空,不如你找其他人 437 00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:23,300 有事做你就先走吧 438 00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:24,900 免得又說我妨礙你工作 439 00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:28,340 方SIR,我現在出來 440 00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:31,300 好,就這樣 441 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:35,180 現在是你叫我走的 442 00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:27,980 真巧,我可不可以坐下 443 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:29,660 坐吧 444 00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:32,900 最近在忙甚麼 445 00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:34,180 在忙一個計劃,那你呢 446 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,820 我在替公司... SAM 447 00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:39,740 這位是... 我是他女朋友 448 00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:42,420 不好意思,不妨礙你們了 449 00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:47,340 她是誰 450 00:22:47,380 --> 00:22:48,900 沒甚麼,是以前的朋友 451 00:22:49,220 --> 00:22:51,660 CONNIE姐姐 這麼晚的 452 00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:54,940 怎麼樣,又跟ANDY上街了嗎 453 00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:56,980 人齊了嗎,喝糖水 454 00:22:57,900 --> 00:23:00,140 肥貓在這兒等了你一整晚了 455 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:02,260 等我,甚麼事 是 456 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:03,700 伯母知不知道你上來我這兒了 457 00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:04,740 她知道的 458 00:23:04,780 --> 00:23:07,580 她叫我拿些點心來給你們吃 459 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:08,980 不過你這麼晚回來 460 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:11,100 點心讓我們全吃掉了 461 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,700 甚麼讓我們全吃掉了 462 00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:14,420 點心是你一個人吃了 463 00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:15,660 你也有份吃的 464 00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:17,700 我只吃了兩粒 465 00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:19,980 還有伯母也吃了一粒呢 466 00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:24,500 CONNIE姐姐,你回來我走了 467 00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:25,580 你不是找我有事嗎 468 00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:27,980 是有事的 甚麼事 469 00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:30,460 就是拿點心來給你吃 470 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:33,500 原來你拿點心來給CONNIE吃的 471 00:23:33,540 --> 00:23:34,700 你早點說 472 00:23:34,740 --> 00:23:36,540 讓我攔著你,別讓你全吃掉了 473 00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:38,780 你都沒攔著我,還說呢 474 00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:42,380 CONNIE姐姐,那我走了 475 00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:48,780 肥貓,我們下去走走,聊聊天 476 00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:49,900 好 477 00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:52,340 肥貓 478 00:23:52,380 --> 00:23:54,820 謝謝你上次送給我的音樂項鍊 479 00:23:54,860 --> 00:23:58,100 不用謝,你喜歡嗎 喜歡 480 00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:01,780 你說喜歡怎麼不見你戴出來的 481 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,860 我怕會弄壞了,不捨得 482 00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:06,860 所以放在家裡了 483 00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:12,740 肥貓 484 00:24:12,780 --> 00:24:14,460 不如下次我戴出來讓你看看 485 00:24:14,780 --> 00:24:16,700 好...我想你戴項鍊 486 00:24:16,740 --> 00:24:18,220 一定會很漂亮的 487 00:24:18,260 --> 00:24:19,820 是不是真的 真的... 488 00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:26,140 肥貓,我有些事想問問你 489 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:27,380 不過你不准說謊的 490 00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:28,860 我不會說謊的 491 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:31,660 今晚是不是根叔根嬸叫你來的 492 00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:34,380 你這麼厲害,你怎麼會知道的 493 00:24:34,780 --> 00:24:37,140 那根叔根嬸跟你說過甚麼 494 00:24:37,180 --> 00:24:38,860 根叔和根嬸說 495 00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:41,380 你去看KK她乖不乖 496 00:24:41,740 --> 00:24:43,420 不過你別讓KK知道 497 00:24:43,460 --> 00:24:45,140 如果KK問起來 498 00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:48,380 你就說你來找康小姐就行了 499 00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:50,740 肥貓原來做了間諜了 500 00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:52,980 甚麼間諜 501 00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:55,260 專門打探人家秘密的人 502 00:24:56,900 --> 00:24:59,540 那就好像007占士邦那樣了 503 00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:00,780 不錯 504 00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:05,060 真棒,我做了007占士邦了 505 00:25:07,260 --> 00:25:09,500 飛蛾怎麼撲向燈那兒的 506 00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:11,180 怎麼牠們撲向那兒 507 00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:13,180 那兒又不是牠們的家 508 00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:16,340 可能飛蛾也不知自己在做甚麼 509 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:19,220 別說飛蛾了 510 00:25:19,260 --> 00:25:21,380 有時人也不知道自己在做甚麼 511 00:25:22,340 --> 00:25:24,140 姐姐你不開心嗎 512 00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:26,740 不是 513 00:25:26,980 --> 00:25:29,380 你說謊,你不開心 514 00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:33,300 如果ANDY像你這麼細心就好了 515 00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:36,620 ANDY哥哥不細心的嗎 516 00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:38,140 偶爾吧 517 00:25:39,860 --> 00:25:43,020 有時候我覺得他對我很細心 518 00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:45,660 不過有時候他對我很冷淡 519 00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:48,380 所以我覺得我就像飛蛾那樣 520 00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:50,180 不知道自己在做甚麼 521 00:25:50,220 --> 00:25:53,220 那就像我和姣婆嬌那樣 522 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:54,380 姣婆嬌 523 00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:56,460 是,我很疼牠的 524 00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:59,060 牠喜歡我的時候就時常纏著我 525 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,700 牠不喜歡我時 526 00:26:00,740 --> 00:26:02,660 我叫牠牠不理會我 527 00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:04,780 原來你以前有女朋友的,肥貓 528 00:26:04,820 --> 00:26:06,460 不是女朋友 529 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:07,780 那姣婆嬌是誰 530 00:26:07,820 --> 00:26:09,940 姣婆嬌是我的狗 531 00:26:14,820 --> 00:26:16,180 肥貓 媽媽 532 00:26:16,220 --> 00:26:17,580 你怎麼去這麼久才回來 533 00:26:18,780 --> 00:26:22,140 CONNIE姐姐跟我去聊天 534 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:25,020 肥貓 根叔、根嬸 535 00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:27,620 肥貓,有沒有看見家琪 536 00:26:27,660 --> 00:26:28,740 我看見她了 537 00:26:28,780 --> 00:26:30,660 她有沒有瘦了 538 00:26:32,180 --> 00:26:35,020 她沒有瘦,看來還很開心呢 539 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:36,780 很開心 是 540 00:26:36,820 --> 00:26:37,980 那我就放心了 541 00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:42,180 肥貓,她有沒有提起我們倆 542 00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:44,500 她沒有說過 543 00:26:46,820 --> 00:26:49,540 不要緊,既然家琪沒事了 544 00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:51,140 你們不用太擔心 545 00:26:51,180 --> 00:26:52,580 是,不用太擔心 546 00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:55,340 而且她在康姑娘家裡住,也好 547 00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:56,900 康姑娘一定會教好她的 548 00:26:56,940 --> 00:26:58,340 希望如此 549 00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:01,260 希望家琪好好地做人 550 00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:03,220 她不唸書也不要緊 551 00:27:03,260 --> 00:27:04,860 別像她媽媽那樣 552 00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:06,380 一輩子做小販 553 00:27:06,740 --> 00:27:08,060 不要緊的,根叔 554 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,820 我們以前在長洲也是做小販的 555 00:27:10,860 --> 00:27:13,940 那些哥哥還叫我媽媽做老闆娘 556 00:27:14,780 --> 00:27:16,060 那些人取笑媽媽罷了 557 00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:17,900 你還說呢 是嗎 558 00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:19,980 如果我們夫妻倆 559 00:27:20,020 --> 00:27:23,300 像你們母子那樣樂觀就好了 560 00:27:24,340 --> 00:27:27,420 總之你老婆又不是偷又不是搶 561 00:27:27,460 --> 00:27:28,820 正正當當賺錢 562 00:27:28,860 --> 00:27:30,900 有甚麼見不得人的 是 563 00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:31,860 那倒是 564 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:58,780 你怎麼喝得這麼醉 565 00:28:59,180 --> 00:29:03,660 你不是嗎,一陣陣酒氣 566 00:29:03,940 --> 00:29:06,500 CONNIE呢 走了 567 00:29:06,820 --> 00:29:08,500 怎麼走了 568 00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:10,700 我叫她走的 569 00:29:12,980 --> 00:29:13,980 我告訴你 570 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:17,140 我真的不想她走的 571 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:20,340 你不想她走,你怎麼叫她走 572 00:29:22,580 --> 00:29:23,540 那能怎麼樣 573 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:26,900 難道你叫我跟她說 574 00:29:28,820 --> 00:29:31,060 今晚甚麼也不准做,今晚陪我 575 00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:34,100 你是她的男朋友 576 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:37,100 你叫她陪你很正常的 577 00:29:38,340 --> 00:29:41,220 男朋友,我們溝通不了 578 00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:42,460 不知為甚麼 579 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:44,740 她總是甚麼也不了解我的 580 00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:48,460 你們這些男人哄人 581 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:49,780 就甚麼也可以 582 00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:51,580 總之這樣 583 00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:53,940 我和阿SAM一晚就算了 584 00:29:54,220 --> 00:29:55,420 也不知你說甚麼 585 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,860 我說你們這些壞男人 586 00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:01,540 全都是一樣的,玩完就算 587 00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:06,620 我知道了 588 00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:12,380 你一定是今晚被人甩了 589 00:30:13,220 --> 00:30:16,380 那又怎麼樣,你沒讓人甩過嗎 590 00:30:16,740 --> 00:30:17,900 怎麼會呢 591 00:30:17,940 --> 00:30:21,900 我和CONNIE不像你們那樣一夜情 592 00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:26,820 我也想甩他,不過先被他甩了 593 00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:29,980 你們這些女人真奇怪 594 00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:31,780 又說要甩人 595 00:30:31,820 --> 00:30:33,860 現在人家甩你你又不高興 596 00:30:34,940 --> 00:30:37,500 說真的,有時候我真的很嫉妒 597 00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:39,580 你和CONNIE這麼好的 598 00:30:42,060 --> 00:30:43,380 是你那些 599 00:30:43,420 --> 00:30:48,220 "一晚企"的男朋友沒眼光 600 00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:51,500 ANDY 601 00:30:52,900 --> 00:30:55,260 究竟我有沒有吸引力 602 00:30:56,220 --> 00:31:00,020 有,當然有了 603 00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:04,140 那你會不會喜歡我 604 00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:14,900 ANDY 605 00:32:15,820 --> 00:32:18,060 早... 606 00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:20,020 你進我房來 607 00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:26,460 甚麼事,DONNA 608 00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:27,380 我們昨晚的事 609 00:32:27,420 --> 00:32:28,300 你有沒有跟人家說 610 00:32:28,340 --> 00:32:30,100 我,我沒有 611 00:32:30,140 --> 00:32:32,340 沒有,那是甚麼意思 612 00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:35,500 我意思就是...我沒做過 613 00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:36,900 真的沒有 614 00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:39,340 你這麼害怕幹甚麼 615 00:32:39,380 --> 00:32:40,540 你怕跟我上過床嗎 616 00:32:40,940 --> 00:32:42,780 沒有,我真的沒有 617 00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:43,980 我意思是說 618 00:32:44,020 --> 00:32:45,940 你是唯一見過我沒化妝的人 619 00:32:45,980 --> 00:32:47,740 你別跟人家說 620 00:32:47,780 --> 00:32:49,460 要不然我叫UNCLE開除你的 621 00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:53,860 豈有此理,你耍我 622 00:32:58,980 --> 00:32:59,860 CONNIE 623 00:33:05,020 --> 00:33:06,180 對不起 624 00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:08,260 我知道我昨晚是過分了 625 00:33:08,940 --> 00:33:10,660 最多讓你罵個夠吧 626 00:33:11,020 --> 00:33:12,340 我忘記了 627 00:33:14,580 --> 00:33:16,900 他們出去吃飯了,你怎麼不去 628 00:33:16,940 --> 00:33:17,820 不如我陪你吃 629 00:33:18,020 --> 00:33:19,180 我有很多工作,我沒空 630 00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:21,500 不要緊,我買了飯盒 631 00:33:24,660 --> 00:33:25,820 我昨晚打過電話給你 632 00:33:25,860 --> 00:33:27,380 不過你家裡沒有人 633 00:33:30,540 --> 00:33:32,500 如果你不想說的就算了 634 00:33:32,860 --> 00:33:35,140 不是,只不過... 635 00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:39,380 昨晚我在DONNA那兒喝多了 636 00:33:39,420 --> 00:33:41,100 所以就在那兒過夜了 637 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:44,620 你千萬別誤會 638 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:46,300 我和她沒做過甚麼 639 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:50,540 算你了,如果你不老實跟我說 640 00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:51,780 我真的不理你 641 00:33:51,820 --> 00:33:53,380 你不生我的氣了 642 00:33:53,420 --> 00:33:54,900 本來生氣的 643 00:33:54,940 --> 00:33:56,300 不過DONNA昨晚打電話給我 644 00:33:56,340 --> 00:33:57,420 說了你昨晚的事 645 00:33:57,460 --> 00:33:58,900 算你對我坦白了 646 00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:00,780 你明白就最好了 647 00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:02,900 那現在還吃不吃我買的飯盒 648 00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:03,820 當然吃了 649 00:34:03,860 --> 00:34:05,740 我今晚還要你請我大吃一頓 650 00:34:15,180 --> 00:34:16,780 貓媽,你沒事吧 651 00:34:18,380 --> 00:34:20,500 我覺得頭很疼,不要緊的 652 00:34:20,540 --> 00:34:21,860 我待會搽點油就沒事 653 00:34:21,900 --> 00:34:24,140 不行,你別做了,先坐坐 654 00:34:24,180 --> 00:34:25,420 貓媽,你不舒服嗎 655 00:34:25,460 --> 00:34:26,660 不如去看醫生吧 656 00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:29,140 不用,如果看醫生 657 00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:30,500 不就少賺一天錢了 658 00:34:30,540 --> 00:34:33,300 長命工夫長命做 659 00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:34,220 你這麼捱下去 660 00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:35,660 不一樣賺得不多嗎 661 00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:38,060 來,去看醫生,拿皮包,快 662 00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:39,060 誰要看醫生 663 00:34:39,540 --> 00:34:41,060 是不是裝病,不用做 664 00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:43,900 病不能裝的,看得出來的 665 00:34:43,940 --> 00:34:45,700 你沒看見貓媽現在面色蒼白嗎 666 00:34:45,740 --> 00:34:48,940 蒼白,是不是被我揭穿了 667 00:34:48,980 --> 00:34:50,340 嚇得臉也白了 668 00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:53,860 周先生,我今天真的不太舒服 669 00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:55,940 我想請半天假看醫生 670 00:34:55,980 --> 00:34:58,100 請假,現在正在趕貨 671 00:34:58,140 --> 00:34:59,020 不用做嗎 672 00:34:59,060 --> 00:34:59,940 你現在欺負我們 673 00:34:59,980 --> 00:35:00,860 不懂勞工法例嗎 674 00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:03,180 我們每個月最少有一天病假的 675 00:35:03,220 --> 00:35:05,340 最重要是拿醫生紙回來就行了 676 00:35:05,740 --> 00:35:07,620 貓媽,別管他 677 00:35:07,660 --> 00:35:08,700 你現在去看醫生 678 00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:10,740 不過記得拿醫生紙... 679 00:35:11,580 --> 00:35:14,300 周先生,那我請假去看醫生了 680 00:35:14,340 --> 00:35:15,300 麻煩你 681 00:35:19,260 --> 00:35:22,180 藥水每日三次,飯後喝的 682 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:23,860 你記住多喝點水 683 00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:26,420 多謝你二百元 謝謝你 684 00:35:26,860 --> 00:35:28,900 護士,醫生紙在裡面嗎 685 00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:30,220 你放心吧,在袋裡面的了 686 00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:32,140 謝謝 687 00:35:36,020 --> 00:35:39,060 你怎麼這麼遠都來這兒看醫生 688 00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:42,380 你知道甚麼,這兒有醫生紙賣 689 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:49,740 媽媽,你回來了 690 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:53,540 肥貓,你怎麼在這兒 691 00:35:53,580 --> 00:35:54,620 你不用上班嗎 692 00:35:54,660 --> 00:35:57,900 你說不舒服,那我就請假回來 693 00:35:57,940 --> 00:36:01,260 你在上班,怎可以隨便請假 694 00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:03,500 我想照顧你 695 00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:05,500 媽媽又不是小孩子 696 00:36:05,540 --> 00:36:07,020 哪用你照顧呢 697 00:36:08,660 --> 00:36:11,540 出來做事要勤勤力力才行 698 00:36:11,580 --> 00:36:13,420 怎麼可以偷懶呢 699 00:36:13,460 --> 00:36:15,260 偷懶會讓人"炒魷魚" 700 00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:17,140 炒魷魚挺好吃的 701 00:36:17,180 --> 00:36:19,180 "炒魷魚"就是沒有人請你 702 00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:20,380 不用上班了 703 00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:23,980 "炒魷魚"就是沒工作做了 704 00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:24,900 那就是了 705 00:36:24,940 --> 00:36:26,940 如果沒工作就是沒錢了 706 00:36:26,980 --> 00:36:28,340 我們吃穀種了 707 00:36:28,380 --> 00:36:30,620 媽媽,我們不用吃穀種 708 00:36:30,660 --> 00:36:32,780 廚房裡還有很多米 709 00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:38,620 各位,早 早,貓媽... 710 00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:41,500 你今早回來有沒有讓那傢伙罵 711 00:36:41,540 --> 00:36:42,420 是... 712 00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:45,060 沒有,我有醫生紙給他的 713 00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:46,700 可以不用管他的 714 00:36:46,740 --> 00:36:47,940 最重要有醫生紙 715 00:36:47,980 --> 00:36:51,420 還有,我們以後要對他兇一點 716 00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:52,780 別以為我們可以欺負 717 00:36:59,660 --> 00:37:01,500 貓媽 周先生 718 00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:05,020 張開眼睛,看清楚是甚麼 719 00:37:06,540 --> 00:37:07,420 這是甚麼 720 00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:09,140 不認識字嗎 721 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:10,860 我吃虧點幫你讀出來 722 00:37:12,860 --> 00:37:15,300 警方於昨日傍晚時分 723 00:37:15,340 --> 00:37:17,820 正式拘捕西醫凌國光 724 00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:21,820 因其販賣醫生紙,行騙金錢 725 00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:23,980 周先生,你這樣拐彎抹角 726 00:37:24,020 --> 00:37:24,940 究竟想說甚麼 727 00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:26,260 是,你想說甚麼 728 00:37:26,740 --> 00:37:30,900 就是說,貓媽的醫生紙 729 00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:32,860 是凌國光醫生簽的 730 00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:35,820 換句話說,他企圖行騙公司 731 00:37:36,140 --> 00:37:39,700 現在我就根據公司條例解僱你 732 00:37:40,180 --> 00:37:42,660 有沒有搞錯,解僱 733 00:37:43,980 --> 00:37:46,740 周先生,你怎麼要解僱我 734 00:37:46,780 --> 00:37:48,500 我真的依足勞工法例 735 00:37:48,820 --> 00:37:50,180 我看完醫生拿醫生紙的 736 00:37:50,220 --> 00:37:51,380 有醫生紙的 737 00:37:52,460 --> 00:37:53,980 有醫生紙就行了嗎 738 00:37:54,020 --> 00:37:55,700 你那張醫生紙 739 00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:57,460 是這個凌國光簽的 740 00:37:58,020 --> 00:37:59,660 走吧,別多說了 741 00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:01,340 不是,我有藥吃的 742 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:02,740 我拿藥給你看 743 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,140 不用麻煩了... 744 00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:06,100 總之你有看醫生也好 745 00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:07,140 沒有看醫生也好 746 00:38:07,180 --> 00:38:09,020 有藥吃也好,沒藥吃也好 747 00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:10,580 我也要開除你,收拾東西走 748 00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:11,580 有沒有搞錯 749 00:38:11,620 --> 00:38:13,580 你有甚麼證據說貓媽騙你 750 00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:14,500 是 751 00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:17,180 貓媽的醫生紙是凌國光簽的 752 00:38:17,220 --> 00:38:18,940 那就是證據了,所以開除她 753 00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:20,740 你要開除人也要補錢 754 00:38:20,780 --> 00:38:21,980 是,那補錢吧 755 00:38:24,940 --> 00:38:26,540 她現在想騙公司的錢 756 00:38:26,580 --> 00:38:28,500 我還要補錢給她 757 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:30,060 不告她已經很好了 758 00:38:30,380 --> 00:38:33,740 有沒有搞錯... 759 00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:38,500 別說了,馬上收拾東西走 760 00:38:38,540 --> 00:38:39,460 待會兒我出來了 761 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:40,460 不想再看見你 762 00:38:41,020 --> 00:38:42,700 有沒有搞錯... 763 00:38:42,740 --> 00:38:44,300 幹甚麼...現在怎麼了 764 00:38:44,340 --> 00:38:46,500 造反了嗎,不用做嗎,幹活 765 00:38:51,060 --> 00:38:52,300 真是壞蛋 766 00:38:52,340 --> 00:38:54,180 貓媽,不用管他 767 00:38:54,220 --> 00:38:55,860 我們去勞工處告他 768 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:56,900 是,去勞工處告他 769 00:38:56,940 --> 00:39:00,220 算了,多一事不如少一事 770 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:02,820 甚麼算,這種人不用怕他的 771 00:39:02,860 --> 00:39:04,140 你要還以顏色的 772 00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:05,180 一於去勞工處 773 00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:07,020 我們支持她 774 00:39:12,980 --> 00:39:15,180 就這樣,他就說要開除我了 775 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:18,140 他還沒有補錢給貓媽 776 00:39:18,180 --> 00:39:19,460 你放心吧 777 00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:21,260 我們會繼續詳細調查 778 00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:23,020 如果真的證明不關你事 779 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:24,340 他們沒權開除你的 780 00:39:24,700 --> 00:39:26,860 那就是我不會丟了工作了 781 00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:28,740 如果證明醫生紙是真的 782 00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:30,340 你當然不會丟了工作了 783 00:39:30,380 --> 00:39:32,540 太好了,貓媽 784 00:39:34,140 --> 00:39:36,900 打瞌睡,漏針了,打瞌睡 785 00:39:39,260 --> 00:39:41,380 董先生... 786 00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:43,300 表姐夫,我上大陸這麼久 787 00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:44,580 工廠沒甚麼特別事吧 788 00:39:44,620 --> 00:39:46,740 沒甚麼,我看得很緊的 789 00:39:46,780 --> 00:39:48,460 最近起貨也快很多了 790 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:49,580 那就最好了 791 00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:52,180 我搞的意見箱,有沒有人投訴 792 00:39:52,220 --> 00:39:55,220 沒有,我們廠福利這麼好 793 00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:56,500 員工怎麼會投訴呢 794 00:39:57,380 --> 00:39:58,500 我看看意見箱 795 00:40:04,060 --> 00:40:05,540 是蕉皮... 796 00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:10,740 笑甚麼笑,誰吃了蕉皮亂丟 797 00:40:13,540 --> 00:40:15,660 阿豪,我都說了 798 00:40:15,940 --> 00:40:17,860 意見箱放在這兒沒用的 799 00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:19,820 只會讓他們當垃圾桶用 800 00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:22,500 幫我弄走它 801 00:40:24,780 --> 00:40:26,820 董先生,勞工處有電話找你 802 00:40:26,860 --> 00:40:27,860 勞工處