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今天晚上八点正

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九七香港电影大奖就会正式举行了

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对了

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除了最佳电影、最佳导演

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和最佳男女主角
总共十二项大奖之外

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最瞩目的应该是终身成就奖了

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对啊

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今天晚上的终身成就奖
得主谢源谢四哥

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确实是实至名归

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而颁奖嘉宾

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我们特别请到已经移民外国多年
的程宝珠小姐回来担任

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宝珠姐是我的偶像

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我也很喜欢四哥的

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谢谢…

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四哥…

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今晚大会将会颁发
一个终身成就奖给你

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你有什么感想

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是呀

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当然是很开心了

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怎么说都是一份光荣

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不过可惜我的心愿只达成了一半

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为什么呢, 四哥

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今晚大会安排了宝珠
上台颁奖给我

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如果可以的话呢

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我希望是由宝珠的最佳拍档
我的好朋友, 李奇上台

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陪我分享这份荣誉

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可是四哥, 传闻你们两个不和

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而且早就已经翻脸了

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以前或者以后
我跟李奇永远都是朋友

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阿奇, 我很希望你今晚能到这里来

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陪我分享这份荣誉

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我在等着你

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==难兄难弟 GOTV 第1集==
===1010U===

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阿信, 你已经练了一个早上

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拜托你赶快帮我把玉扣纸切好

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好了…

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又扔烟屁股

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你那么爱扔把儿子也扔下来算了

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怎么啦？让我看看

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我帮你补一补

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各位早

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早

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信叔, 信婶

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我去睡觉了

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我叫你早一点起来煮稀饭
非要弄得这么晚

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你要死, 昨天你先睡的
你为什么不能早起床？

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信叔, 我去干活了

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好, 小心车

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小心点, 小祥

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知道了

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阿源, 起床了

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起床

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我还想睡

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阿源, 你看你像什么样子
像个大懒猪

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告诉你多少次了？做人要忠直

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就算去要饭, 腰板也得挺的直

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换衣服上班吧

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快…

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谢谢

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老板, 加点水

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阿源, 客人叫加水

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真是的

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不是这里, 中间四号台

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让一让, 开水

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伙计, 买单

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两笼点心

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四位茶

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买单, 一块八

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一块八

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一块八, 找两毛

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大包, 马拉糕

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大包, 马拉糕

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四个家伙坐了一早上才花了一块八

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阿源, 有没有算错

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四个人饮茶, 花一块八

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一定是你算错了

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没有啊, 一块八

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两笼点心

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每个五毛是一块

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四位茶, 每位两毛

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二一得二, 二二得

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你们干什么？干什么？

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有没有搞错

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我盯了你一整天了

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什么事啊？

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那两个家伙什么东西都不叫
坐了一整天

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真过份

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干什么？找什么？

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没有啊

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真是的

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不是一块八吗？涨价了？

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一块八, 是一块八, 真奇怪

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好痛啊, 谁把蒸笼丢下楼的？

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我明白…

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爸爸, 好痛

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我知道…

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阿源, 一定是你

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不是阿源, 我说是阿炳

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不是我

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不是炳哥, 其实是蒸笼

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不是炳哥不是阿源
一定是蒸笼自己掉下去的

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蒸笼怎么会自已掉下去呢？

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我说会就会嘛, 爸爸

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好…自己掉的别发脾气

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自己掉的…

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源哥, 一会去看电影

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买单

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源哥, 好不好

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阿源, 该去送烧鹅了
一块去看电影

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来了

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小祥

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源哥

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你今天跑这里来干活

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是啊

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了不起, 生意还真不错, 够棒的

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马马虎虎啦

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不跟你聊了, 我送烧鹅

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先生擦好了

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谢谢你, 五分钱

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谢谢你

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襄理, 早

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早

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襄理
你们几个来干什么

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我们来应征的

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对啊, 来应征打杂的

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今天面试二十个人, 这是最后一个

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给我…

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你干什么, 你挤什么

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谁的钱掉了？这么多钱

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谢谢

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怎么会是当票？

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二十个名额已经满了

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谢谢大家捧场

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谢谢你

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不客气

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居然被他给骗了

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爸爸, 我肚子好俄

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是呀, 我也好饿

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乖

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等爸爸找到工作
每人给你们买一个面包吃

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好棒

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小姐, 麻烦你
请问这里是不是找杂工？

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不错, 不过名额已经满了

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爸爸, 还是没有工作啊？

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走吧

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爸爸

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先生

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这张卡是不是你的？

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你…

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这是你的

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祝你好运

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再见

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谢谢

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还很新, 怎么这么浪费

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怎么每一件都这么面熟

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打不开

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房东太太, 门锁坏啦

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不是坏了, 是我换掉了

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怪不得打不开, 谢谢

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等一等, 请你先交
欠我的三个月的房租

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总共是一百八十块

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房东太太, 事情是这样的

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我刚刚把几百块钱借给朋友
我明天发薪水再给你

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是吗？

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是

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你这么有钱借给朋友

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干脆自己买栋房子
就不用每个月都找借口了

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房东太太, 你真会开玩笑

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谁跟你开玩笑？

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交不出房租就给我走路

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房间我已经租给别人了

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好吧

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房东太太
你让我进去收拾我的东西

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你有什么东西好拿？穷光蛋

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你还有什么值钱的东西可以搬

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就剩下这几件破衣服了

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你的箱子也给你, 快滚

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秋季大马票…

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小姑娘, 一张马票

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两块一毛

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好

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谢谢

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秋季大马票

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炳哥

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阿源

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收工了

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收工了

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快到了

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不会吧？怎么不早说

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源哥

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他走了

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什么意思？怎么走得那么快

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现在赶快下楼说不定还能追得上

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真的？

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真的

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太好了

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炳哥, 下次早点说嘛

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我走了, 拜拜

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好, 拜拜…

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一十, 二十

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糟了

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你是不是疯子
好好的把我推到海里去

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跟你无冤无仇, 想把我淹死

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差一点马票都没有了

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我想淹死你？

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我看你蹲在码头想跳海自杀
我下来拉住你

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我差点被你害得变水鬼

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我自杀？

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你语无伦次
刚刚从精神病院出来？

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你才精神病院出来, 猪八戒

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什么

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猪八戒？你说什么？

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说什么？猪八戒

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你神经病啊你

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你是不是叫谢源？

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没错, 干什么？

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你卑鄙

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你无耻

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你下流

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你低级

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你这个社会的人渣败类

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李奇

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谢源

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阿源, 你的洗头膏用光了

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这么早上班？

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是啊, 阿源

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阿源
这位一定是你妹妹小燕是吗？

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她不是我妹妹

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我妹妹在工厂加夜班还没回来
这位是嬅姐

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这是我小学的同学李奇

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奇哥

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你好, 嬅姐

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你好

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我要上班了, 拜拜

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拜拜…

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她做什么工作？这么晚才上班

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她在舞厅上班

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原来你这里住这种人？

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只有她一个人在舞厅上班

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其他呢最后那间租给了两夫妻

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这房间就是她的

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这房间租给一个穷鬼叫冯仁吭

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他一个月才回来几天

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三更穷五更富

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是吗？

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有钱看不到人, 没钱才会现身

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这两间呢？

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这间是我爸妈的房间

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这间是我的

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是你的？我看看

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环境不错, 也很宽敞

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空气很清新

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这里再放一张床可以

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阿奇

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这箱子不错

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是不错

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对了
你今天怎么带着箱子站码头边？

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是这样的

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我刚刚才去旅行回来嘛

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去旅行？那里旅行

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你发财了？

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我早就跟你说过
你就是不听我的话

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我问你, 你骂够了没有？

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你们不要吵了

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对啊, 有什么事大家慢慢谈

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伯父伯母

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什么伯父

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伯母？去你的

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怎么啦？

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他们就是最后那间的夫妻俩
泼辣英, 大嘴广叔

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你们今天生意这么好
这么早打烊？

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都是这个人讨厌
整个钱袋掉进那锅粥里了

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真是该做事不做事, 越做事越多事

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你不要没完没了

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再骂我砍死你

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我才不信

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真的假的？

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要不要进去劝架？

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不用管他们的
他们一天到晚都是这样的

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睡醒了就没事了, 还是一起去卖粥

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是吗？

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回来了

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00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:51,457
这一次一定不会搞错了

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这两位一定是伯父伯母

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你的弟弟啊？跟你一模一样

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我不是他弟弟, 我叫小祥

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这孩子很聪明的

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他自己赚钱

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后面那个床位就是他的

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阿源

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这位是…

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他就是李奇, 我小学同学

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你见过他的

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你说他是没出息的孩子

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对啊

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他小时候嗓子被人打坏的那个？

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是啊

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长这么大了？

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对啊, 信叔, 你好
随便坐…别客气

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坐…我去换件衣服, 坐…

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不要客气…
怎么有空来玩？

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给我

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事情是这样的
我又一村的房子正在装修

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本来打算到酒店去住一阵子

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谁知道阿源呢他叫我上来住

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什么？

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本来呢不想打扰你们的

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没关系, 你就跟阿源住一个房间

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真的？

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阿源…

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我什么时候叫你住这里
有没有钱啊

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什么钱

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有没有啊？

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先借给我

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让一让

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信嫂
这些钱呢就算是我这一个月的租金

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来, 你收起来吧

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不用了

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要的…我在这儿又吃又住
不好意思

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算伙食费也好嘛, 你收下吧

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那好吧

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阿源, 把衣柜收拾好
帮他把行李拿进去

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谢谢你

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你的西装烫好了

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谢谢

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这里没地方挂
迭起来放在抽屉里吧

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我也知道没地方挂

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你看看你的抽屉

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你要知道
我的西装每一套呢都一百多

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这样塞进去, 不都皱了吗？

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对呀, 刚刚从你西装里
掉了很多一百块钱出来

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真的吗？

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多少当票

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还有什么没有当的？

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这些当票是我朋友的

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他呢环境不好

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所以呢我帮他拿这些当票去当铺
把东西赎回来, 懂了吧

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00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,080
为什么你从小到大都爱胡说八道

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打肿脸充胖子

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你要了解

341
00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:51,620
在香港, 先敬罗衣后敬人

342
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一定要具备十大条件
才可以算是一个标淮的香港人

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什么十大条件？听都没听过

344
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好, 我就告诉你

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第一, 一套西装, 两种性格

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一个忠、一个奸

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三种新式装备

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手表、打火机、墨水笔

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四句英文

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HELLO、YES、NO、GOODBYE

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五成洋化, 六窍皆通

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不是七窍吗？

353
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剩下的就是一窍不通嘛

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还有

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七彩生活, 八面玲珑
九分滑头, 十足风度

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这样子呢就不怕没办法混了

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依我看, 做人还是忠直一点的好

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你要知道

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忠忠直直, 终需要饭

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就算要饭, 腰板也要挺直

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这是什么话, 哪个傻蛋教的？

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你说大声点

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那个傻瓜就是我爸爸

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是你爸爸, 你爸爸果然风趣

365
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,270
我也教你几句

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我爸爸说做人有五件事不能做

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哪五件？

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败坏家声、欺压妇孺

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出卖朋友、违背良心、伤天害理

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这五件事情绝对不能做

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00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,590
那不是什么都不用做了？

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00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,270
这么说你还是不明白

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我真的不明白

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好, 洗澡换衣服睡觉

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00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:15,310
等等

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00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:17,870
你的睡衣怎么跟我的一模一样

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00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,500
当然了, 这件睡衣是你的

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00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,060
你什么意思

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00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,860
你没问过我就拿我的东西？

380
00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:27,000
你是我的好朋友
借套睡衣给我穿也不行？

381
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,580
我不是说不行
可是你也得问问我嘛

382
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,140
就像刚刚那样, 你为什么先斩后奏

383
00:19:32,260 --> 00:19:34,430
跟我妈说我主动留你住在这儿

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00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:38,300
我刚才看到你的眼神
就知道你一定不会反对嘛

385
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:40,260
够了, 你住这里也行

386
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,320
我要跟你约法三章

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00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:42,200
有那么严重吗？

388
00:19:42,260 --> 00:19:43,720
举起三根手指头

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00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:44,920
快点

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00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:49,560
第一, 未得对方同意
不得擅取对方私人物品

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没问题

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00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,800
第二, 不得花言巧语

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对我的家人或者其他住客花言巧语

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00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:56,460
花言巧语是说话的艺术

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00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:57,914
你到外面艺术好了

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00:19:57,980 --> 00:19:58,740
第三

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什么？

398
00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:02,840
我现在还没想到
想到了再告诉你

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00:20:02,930 --> 00:20:03,640
好啊

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00:20:03,730 --> 00:20:05,500
谁把香蕉皮掉…

401
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:13,400
你这么漂亮
你一定是阿源的妹妹啦

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00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:14,760
是啊

403
00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:19,560
不要动, 你的侧面更漂亮

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00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:21,770
小燕

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00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:23,400
小燕

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00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:26,740
叫人, 奇哥

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00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:28,680
奇哥

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00:20:28,850 --> 00:20:29,640
你好

409
00:20:29,810 --> 00:20:31,880
对了, 我妈叫我拿张行军床给你

410
00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:33,720
谢谢你

411
00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:35,000
我要出去了

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00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:36,360
好, 晚安

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00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,440
你手指头举起来
我想到第三件是什么了

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00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:41,420
想到了？

415
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,220
第三, 不能对我妹有非份之想

416
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,640
现在好像是你妹妹对我有非份之想

417
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:49,800
或者使她对你有非份之想

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00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:50,820
神经病

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00:20:55,650 --> 00:20:57,160
我将你的军

420
00:20:57,330 --> 00:20:58,680
那我抽你的车了

421
00:20:58,930 --> 00:21:01,310
我将你的军你怎么抽我的车

422
00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:02,060
阿源

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00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:04,460
洗个脸来吃早点吧

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00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,140
快点

425
00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:09,320
不要辩了, 吃早点吧

426
00:21:09,490 --> 00:21:10,520
吃早点了

427
00:21:10,610 --> 00:21:11,480
好, 吃早点

428
00:21:11,650 --> 00:21:12,680
好了, 吃早点

429
00:21:14,770 --> 00:21:15,960
别动

430
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,840
奇哥, 这碗是你的

431
00:21:18,930 --> 00:21:20,200
谢谢你

432
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,060
小燕

433
00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:23,560
你怎么啦？脖子扭到

434
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:24,230
对啊

435
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,580
没有…

436
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:26,740
没事

437
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,910
好了, 洗完脸了, 可以吃了

438
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:34,900
我们今天这么可怜, 吃白粥

439
00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:36,100
白粥？

440
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,180
不对, 我这碗是皮蛋瘦肉粥

441
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,110
你的是皮蛋瘦肉粥？

442
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,230
对啊, 你看看

443
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,430
你那碗叫皮蛋瘦肉

444
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:44,870
我这碗才叫粥

445
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:47,140
小燕, 你怎么搞的

446
00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:48,940
怎么？煮给你吃还不满意？

447
00:21:50,140 --> 00:21:52,060
你们两个别老斗嘴嘛

448
00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:55,820
看看人家奇哥, 斯文又有礼貌

449
00:21:56,770 --> 00:21:59,380
才二十几岁已经是洋行的襄理了

450
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,300
你是襄理？

451
00:22:01,470 --> 00:22:02,340
对啊

452
00:22:02,430 --> 00:22:06,260
不过呢上个月我去美国旅行
所以已经辞职了

453
00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:08,660
居然有这种事？

454
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,100
小事情嘛

455
00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:11,100
吃早点

456
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:14,750
雄叔, 一份工商

457
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,190
好, 工商日报

458
00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:18,170
给你

459
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,770
给我份报纸干嘛？

460
00:22:19,940 --> 00:22:22,020
去找工作, 免得你荡来荡去

461
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,600
我这种人材, 很多人抢着请我

462
00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:31,290
不过呢我这个人不那么随便
不是什么工作都去做

463
00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:37,290
俗语说, 女人最怕嫁错郎
男人最怕入错行嘛

464
00:22:37,371 --> 00:22:38,730
对不对…

465
00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:41,660
怎么两眼发愣

466
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:45,140
原来在看你的情人

467
00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:46,230
别胡说

468
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:48,810
人家大家闺秀, 黄花闺女

469
00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:51,690
那么你跟这位大家闺秀
谈恋爱多久了？

470
00:22:51,940 --> 00:22:53,770
谈什么？我们一句话都没说过

471
00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:54,730
她哑吧？

472
00:22:54,820 --> 00:22:55,780
你才哑巴

473
00:22:55,980 --> 00:22:58,080
人家斯文, 文静, 不爱说话

474
00:22:58,620 --> 00:23:03,200
怎么这个世界上
居然有不爱说话的女人？

475
00:23:04,060 --> 00:23:08,180
你不会懂的
她跟一般庸脂俗粉不同的

476
00:23:08,940 --> 00:23:10,900
你看看, 她是不是很漂亮？

477
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,220
不错, 总比没有好

478
00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:15,260
去

479
00:23:15,450 --> 00:23:18,040
她就是不笑
她笑起来可漂亮了

480
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,150
我想

481
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,270
你想？

482
00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:22,910
我还没见过她笑

483
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,030
真的假的？我不相信

484
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:47,710
干什么？

485
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:48,990
你跟她说什么了？

486
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,190
什么都没有说

487
00:23:50,420 --> 00:23:52,110
没说她怎么会笑？

488
00:23:52,540 --> 00:23:54,840
你光顾她她当然开心

489
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,300
是你你也开心, 对不对？

490
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:58,270
这么简单？

491
00:23:58,360 --> 00:23:59,710
就是这么简单

492
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:02,910
鬼鬼祟祟干什么？有人追杀你？

493
00:24:17,460 --> 00:24:18,010
炳哥

494
00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:19,050
又来了？

495
00:24:19,220 --> 00:24:20,420
拜托关门, 快

496
00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:24,250
源哥

497
00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:27,050
阿炳, 源哥呢？

498
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:28,180
他走了

499
00:24:28,660 --> 00:24:30,340
什么？又走了？

500
00:24:31,060 --> 00:24:32,100
不可能的

501
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,330
她走了

502
00:24:40,420 --> 00:24:41,530
谢了…

503
00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:43,370
行了…我来

504
00:24:43,460 --> 00:24:44,810
又要爬墙了

505
00:25:11,780 --> 00:25:14,160
你真是调皮, 跟我来

506
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:15,460
去那儿？

507
00:25:15,740 --> 00:25:18,090
去沙田红梅谷游车河好不好

508
00:25:18,260 --> 00:25:19,900
不去, 太远了, 我妈会骂

509
00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:22,340
好呀, 那我叫非礼了

510
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,090
别逗了你, 有人信吗？

511
00:25:24,420 --> 00:25:26,890
非礼啊…

512
00:25:33,380 --> 00:25:36,010
源哥, 游了一天车河累不累

513
00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:37,930
累得想吐, 下次别游了

514
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,900
那这样下次去BARBECUE吧

515
00:25:40,085 --> 00:25:41,530
在那里？我没去过这条桥

516
00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:44,730
BARBECUE, 是英文字, 是烤肉

517
00:25:45,060 --> 00:25:47,050
我的英文只学到B

518
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,600
不跟你说了, 我要去接爸爸了

519
00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:51,130
明天见, 拜拜

520
00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:53,210
源哥

521
00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:10,730
你也觉得好笑吗

522
00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:12,090
会有这种事？

523
00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:12,820
对啊

524
00:26:12,910 --> 00:26:14,260
阿源, 你回来了？

525
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,300
很晚了, 六点多了

526
00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:18,300
我该回去了

527
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:19,060
好啊

528
00:26:19,140 --> 00:26:19,620
再见

529
00:26:19,740 --> 00:26:20,420
再见

530
00:26:20,740 --> 00:26:21,720
你慢走

531
00:26:24,690 --> 00:26:28,360
没想到阿珍平常为人斯斯文文
还真能聊

532
00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:31,150
阿源, 怎么这么晚才回来？

533
00:26:31,530 --> 00:26:32,560
关你什么事？

534
00:26:32,810 --> 00:26:34,460
这是我的家我高兴

535
00:26:34,542 --> 00:26:35,971
什么时候回来
就什么时候回来

536
00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:40,240
怎么心情这么差？

537
00:26:40,342 --> 00:26:42,640
你走开点, 我最恨人家不讲信用

538
00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:45,190
你…你是说我吗？

539
00:26:45,290 --> 00:26:46,420
不是你还有谁？

540
00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:48,400
你犯了我约法三章的第一条

541
00:26:48,820 --> 00:26:49,840
第一条是什么？

542
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:52,320
未得对方同意
不得占用对方私人物品

543
00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:55,100
今天我没有穿你的睡衣
也没有用过你的指甲刀

544
00:26:55,171 --> 00:26:55,828
阿珍呢？

545
00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:58,400
你明如道阿珍是我的
为什么抢我女人？

546
00:26:58,570 --> 00:27:00,320
阿珍也算是你的私人物品

547
00:27:00,490 --> 00:27:01,280
当然了

548
00:27:04,460 --> 00:27:06,880
我还以为我犯了什么死罪呢

549
00:27:07,030 --> 00:27:07,930
对

550
00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:11,440
我李奇虽然英俊潇洒一表人材

551
00:27:11,610 --> 00:27:14,880
很多女孩子看到我呢都会把持不定

552
00:27:15,130 --> 00:27:18,400
可是呢我李奇并不是那么随便的

553
00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:21,210
你为什么跟阿珍打情骂俏？

554
00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:25,590
我真是好心被雷劈

555
00:27:25,850 --> 00:27:29,120
我看你没有胆子追求她
所以才帮你个忙

556
00:27:29,370 --> 00:27:32,380
我已经约了她明天中秋节呢
上我们这儿来庆祝

557
00:27:32,514 --> 00:27:33,440
雷公

558
00:27:33,514 --> 00:27:35,990
去, 你是不是骗我

559
00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:39,280
如果是真的
她走的时候看到我为什么会板着脸

560
00:27:39,450 --> 00:27:43,360
她对每个人都笑, 却光对着你板脸

561
00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:46,480
这不就证明了她对你有意思

562
00:27:50,330 --> 00:27:52,100
你头发怎么变成这个样子？

563
00:27:53,370 --> 00:27:55,980
不要提了, 被兰妹妹拉去游车河

564
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:00,300
你在龙凤只是个伙记
为什么陪她游车河？

565
00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:04,380
说起来话可长了

566
00:28:15,220 --> 00:28:17,660
你就这个样子躲了她半年？

567
00:28:17,910 --> 00:28:20,620
那怎么办
他是老板的女儿有什么办法？

568
00:28:21,350 --> 00:28:23,650
你躲得了一时躲不了一世

569
00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:28,300
我觉得在这个时候你应该跟她摊牌

570
00:28:29,030 --> 00:28:29,980
怎么摊牌？

571
00:28:30,230 --> 00:28:33,980
好, 我来教你摊牌三步曲吧

572
00:28:35,430 --> 00:28:37,990
第一步, 首先找个安全的地方

573
00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:40,300
人越多的地方就越安全

574
00:28:40,870 --> 00:28:44,380
第二步, 把所有的利器、剪刀
诸如此类

575
00:28:44,550 --> 00:28:47,010
能砸死人的东西全部藏起来

576
00:28:47,980 --> 00:28:51,020
第三步, 一鼓作气, 上前跟她说

577
00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:53,340
一刀两断

578
00:28:53,910 --> 00:28:55,140
源哥

579
00:28:56,870 --> 00:28:57,820
源哥

580
00:28:58,140 --> 00:29:00,390
站住, 我有话跟你说

581
00:29:00,550 --> 00:29:01,980
什么事？

582
00:29:04,790 --> 00:29:06,620
你刚刚说什么？

583
00:29:10,710 --> 00:29:13,270
你说什么？我听不到

584
00:29:13,430 --> 00:29:15,780
我说我不会喜欢你的

585
00:29:29,590 --> 00:29:30,340
红豆冰

586
00:29:30,780 --> 00:29:31,500
谢谢

587
00:29:31,590 --> 00:29:32,300
不客气

588
00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:35,660
大洋行请小弟

589
00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:39,140
年青有为, 工作勤奋

590
00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:43,660
任劳任怨, 外貌端正, 品格高尚

591
00:29:44,620 --> 00:29:47,100
月薪只有两百块, 请明星

592
00:29:47,190 --> 00:29:49,020
还要有店铺担保

593
00:29:59,510 --> 00:30:03,020
兄弟, 你不要看着我
你看着你左手边

594
00:30:03,190 --> 00:30:05,660
屋顶的那个角落, 左手边

595
00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:08,428
向上望…再上一点

596
00:30:08,571 --> 00:30:09,314
看高一点

597
00:30:09,990 --> 00:30:11,180
就是你

598
00:30:11,430 --> 00:30:13,580
太好了

599
00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:16,210
你是谁？我为什么要听你的？

600
00:30:16,620 --> 00:30:20,220
你可以不听我的
可是你不可以埋没你的人材

601
00:30:20,390 --> 00:30:21,900
简直是奇材

602
00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:23,220
什么奇材？

603
00:30:23,860 --> 00:30:29,260
你简直有张活游的气质
有吴楚帆的演技

604
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:31,620
更有林家声的音色

605
00:30:31,860 --> 00:30:33,740
简直就是全能

606
00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:36,140
真的吗？

607
00:30:36,220 --> 00:30:36,940
当然是真的

608
00:30:37,110 --> 00:30:38,780
我是电影公司的星探

609
00:30:39,030 --> 00:30:42,380
有部戏要开
想找你当男主角, 有没有兴趣？

610
00:30:43,220 --> 00:30:45,420
有…我有兴趣

611
00:30:45,590 --> 00:30:46,780
有就行了

612
00:30:46,870 --> 00:30:49,250
不过呢要给我十块钱的介绍费

613
00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:52,140
让我安排你去片场试镜才行

614
00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:54,300
十块钱介绍费？

615
00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:56,460
我怎么知道你真的假的？

616
00:30:56,550 --> 00:30:57,820
当然是真的

617
00:30:57,885 --> 00:30:59,820
你看看, 剧本都写好了, 你看看

618
00:31:01,580 --> 00:31:03,180
你考虑那么久就是不想做了

619
00:31:03,430 --> 00:31:05,180
不想做没关系
很多人等着做呢, 回见

620
00:31:05,350 --> 00:31:08,300
我做…十块钱是吗？

621
00:31:08,470 --> 00:31:09,380
没错

622
00:31:11,490 --> 00:31:12,520
十块钱, 这是十块钱

623
00:31:12,610 --> 00:31:14,120
行了…你先看看剧本

624
00:31:14,285 --> 00:31:15,720
我现在打个电话跟导演联络

625
00:31:15,970 --> 00:31:17,800
你用心看, 分析一下角色怎么演

626
00:31:17,890 --> 00:31:18,520
谢谢…

627
00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:19,240
回见

628
00:31:19,330 --> 00:31:20,440
谢谢

629
00:31:22,210 --> 00:31:23,580
无字天书

630
00:31:29,330 --> 00:31:31,000
真的没有字？

631
00:31:35,420 --> 00:31:36,120
糟糕

632
00:31:38,050 --> 00:31:38,840
你的

633
00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:39,640
信叔

634
00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:43,160
意思意思
这盒月饼送给你今晚赏月

635
00:31:43,330 --> 00:31:44,680
你太客气了

636
00:31:45,340 --> 00:31:46,760
七星伴月
不错

637
00:31:46,980 --> 00:31:48,520
对啊, 二十六块钱一盒

638
00:31:48,770 --> 00:31:52,360
是客人送的, 我是拿来借花献佛嘛

639
00:31:52,530 --> 00:31:53,320
谢谢…

640
00:31:53,490 --> 00:31:54,200
不客气

641
00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:56,420
今天是中秋节还要上班？

642
00:31:56,530 --> 00:32:01,080
不是, 我今晚约了客人上山顶赏月

643
00:32:01,228 --> 00:32:02,440
我要走了, 拜拜

644
00:32:02,610 --> 00:32:03,320
拜拜…
再见

645
00:32:03,410 --> 00:32:05,060
拜拜…

646
00:32:05,810 --> 00:32:06,840
可以吃饭了

647
00:32:07,090 --> 00:32:08,140
来, 吃饭…

648
00:32:08,450 --> 00:32:11,080
好多菜, 还有鸡

649
00:32:11,170 --> 00:32:12,440
可是哥哥还没回来

650
00:32:12,610 --> 00:32:13,480
对啊

651
00:32:13,650 --> 00:32:14,920
今天怎么这么晚？

652
00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:17,220
回来了…

653
00:32:17,330 --> 00:32:19,160
来吃饭, 等你吃饭, 坐呀

654
00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:20,340
阿源, 吃饭

655
00:32:21,342 --> 00:32:22,514
哥哥, 你坐这边

656
00:32:23,090 --> 00:32:24,520
坐…吃饭

657
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:25,260
来, 吃饭…

658
00:32:25,371 --> 00:32:25,940
吃饭

659
00:32:26,028 --> 00:32:29,000
阿源, 你最爱吃烧肉了
多吃一点

660
00:32:29,570 --> 00:32:31,640
对了, 我刚刚下楼买烧肉的时候

661
00:32:31,890 --> 00:32:35,560
听到大嘴广跟波辣英说
小佳被人炒鱿鱼了

662
00:32:35,730 --> 00:32:36,280
为什么？

663
00:32:36,530 --> 00:32:38,830
人家开除他一定有道理的

664
00:32:39,260 --> 00:32:42,920
听说好像小佳追不到老板的女儿
所以发脾气

665
00:32:43,010 --> 00:32:44,280
就被人家开除了

666
00:32:44,450 --> 00:32:45,900
这怎么行

667
00:32:46,220 --> 00:32:49,980
堂堂一个男子汉大丈夫
怎么可以靠女人发财呢？

668
00:32:50,340 --> 00:32:54,440
我打了几十年工
从来就没有被人炒过鱿鱼这么丢人

669
00:32:54,690 --> 00:32:58,060
所以我常常告诉阿源
做人要光明磊落

670
00:32:58,260 --> 00:33:00,340
绝对不可以做出有辱家门的事

671
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:00,840
没错

672
00:33:01,010 --> 00:33:02,300
阿源, 你要记住

673
00:33:04,610 --> 00:33:05,460
你怎么啦？

674
00:33:05,890 --> 00:33:06,780
我去喝点水

675
00:33:12,450 --> 00:33:16,280
信婶, 原来我们刚才听错了

676
00:33:16,450 --> 00:33:18,460
被炒鱿鱼的不是小佳

677
00:33:18,610 --> 00:33:21,320
听阿棠说, 是你们家的阿源

678
00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:23,100
阿源

679
00:33:31,580 --> 00:33:32,320
爸

680
00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:33,740
爸

681
00:33:34,230 --> 00:33:35,020
对不起, 爸

682
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:39,260
阿奇已经把兰妹妹的事情告诉我了

683
00:33:39,540 --> 00:33:41,020
爸爸不会怪你

684
00:33:41,380 --> 00:33:43,460
不是每个人都跟胖子有缘的

685
00:33:45,660 --> 00:33:47,980
做人要有骨气

686
00:33:48,410 --> 00:33:49,810
绝对不可以为五斗米折腰

687
00:33:49,890 --> 00:33:50,350
是

688
00:33:50,380 --> 00:33:51,010
就算要饭

689
00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:52,080
腰板都要挺直

690
00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:54,710
对了, 这样才是我谢信的儿子

691
00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:57,440
小心点
信叔

692
00:33:57,690 --> 00:34:00,070
你看我自己做的灯笼怎么样

693
00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:01,920
你很有心思

694
00:34:03,140 --> 00:34:04,720
是大嘴广教我的

695
00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:05,600
是吗？

696
00:34:05,850 --> 00:34:08,470
我下楼看你妈拜拜完没有

697
00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:10,240
好不好玩？

698
00:34:10,330 --> 00:34:11,040
当然好玩

699
00:34:11,210 --> 00:34:12,960
哥哥, 看来爸爸不生气了

700
00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:16,400
他本来就疼我嘛, 怎么会生我的气

701
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,280
你臭美

702
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:18,260
不对吗？

703
00:34:20,620 --> 00:34:21,920
好看

704
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:22,960
有没有搞错

705
00:34:23,130 --> 00:34:23,760
阿源

706
00:34:23,930 --> 00:34:25,280
你看看谁来了

707
00:34:26,250 --> 00:34:27,360
珍姐

708
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:28,640
大嘴广

709
00:34:28,810 --> 00:34:29,360
干什么？

710
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:30,720
下去拿点杨桃上来

711
00:34:30,810 --> 00:34:32,240
杨桃已经拿上来了

712
00:34:32,410 --> 00:34:34,240
叫你去你就去嘛

713
00:34:34,330 --> 00:34:34,880
怎么了

714
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:36,560
你真烦人

715
00:34:36,650 --> 00:34:38,400
等等我, 我也去

716
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,280
我们也去

717
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,590
阿燕…
我们下去拿点蜡烛上来点灯笼

718
00:34:41,685 --> 00:34:42,620
好啊…

719
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,360
等一下, 阿珍…过来

720
00:34:45,610 --> 00:34:48,060
阿源, 你好好照顾人家

721
00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:49,440
来, 你拿着

722
00:34:49,610 --> 00:34:50,720
再见

723
00:35:14,970 --> 00:35:17,730
月亮好大好圆

724
00:35:18,530 --> 00:35:20,690
月亮好大好圆

725
00:35:20,890 --> 00:35:23,450
八月十五当然又大又圆

726
00:35:48,342 --> 00:35:50,320
阿珍, 请坐

727
00:35:51,430 --> 00:35:53,550
好

728
00:35:58,942 --> 00:36:00,860
谢谢…

729
00:36:02,490 --> 00:36:07,040
不知道玉兔和嫦娥
在不在月亮里面呢

730
00:36:09,130 --> 00:36:11,120
源哥

731
00:36:11,628 --> 00:36:14,200
很晚了, 我要回去了

732
00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:17,100
你走啦？

733
00:36:17,220 --> 00:36:18,000
再见

734
00:36:19,450 --> 00:36:20,720
你真没用

735
00:36:33,450 --> 00:36:36,700
阿源, 这个是灯笼不是阿珍

736
00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:39,260
可是这灯笼是阿珍的

737
00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:43,040
我真搞不懂
到底阿珍是不是真有那么好？

738
00:36:43,130 --> 00:36:44,020
当然了

739
00:36:44,260 --> 00:36:47,040
如果她肯嫁给我
我少活十年都愿意

740
00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:51,140
你有毛病, 身为男人毫无大志

741
00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:55,340
你应该学我, 以事业为重
将来创一番事业嘛

742
00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:58,400
你别逗了你, 创事业

743
00:36:58,490 --> 00:36:59,780
你等着瞧

744
00:37:00,140 --> 00:37:01,820
皇天不负有心人

745
00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:04,640
我一旦进了电影圈
就会当百万导演

746
00:37:04,810 --> 00:37:06,960
全香港人都认识我李奇

747
00:37:07,114 --> 00:37:08,240
神经病

748
00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:12,740
对了, 你不是有个叔叔
在片场里开餐厅吗？

749
00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:16,320
你去跟他谈一谈嘛
有这么好的机会也不利用

750
00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:20,160
你省省吧你
我那个叔叔是有名的势利小人

751
00:37:20,620 --> 00:37:22,140
怎么会帮我

752
00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:25,760
不然的话, 今天也不会被人
骗了十块钱的介绍费

753
00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:28,470
真的吗？你也会被人骗？

754
00:37:28,570 --> 00:37:29,580
不要提了

755
00:37:30,740 --> 00:37:32,820
对了, 找冯仁吭

756
00:37:33,140 --> 00:37:34,180
这冯仁吭

757
00:37:34,660 --> 00:37:36,880
他好像说在片场做事的

758
00:37:37,130 --> 00:37:39,510
他回来我介绍给你认识好了
你跟他谈一谈嘛

759
00:37:39,571 --> 00:37:40,240
真的？

760
00:37:40,330 --> 00:37:40,720
是啊

761
00:37:40,890 --> 00:37:41,840
那你一定要帮我介绍

762
00:37:41,930 --> 00:37:42,560
好的

763
00:37:45,820 --> 00:37:50,800
我一定会很用心
我一定要做全香港最有名的导演

764
00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:54,000
拍一部最卖座的电影

765
00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:59,942
有个算命的说过我
将来一定会大富大贵, 名成利就

766
00:38:01,140 --> 00:38:03,620
阿源, 你说是不是真的？

767
00:38:03,771 --> 00:38:04,800
真

768
00:38:05,285 --> 00:38:06,380
你也说是真的？

769
00:38:06,650 --> 00:38:08,880
珍…

770
00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:13,130
阿珍…

771
00:38:15,930 --> 00:38:16,300
早

772
00:38:16,410 --> 00:38:17,360
春季大马票

773
00:38:17,450 --> 00:38:18,800
小妹妹, 等一等

774
00:38:19,210 --> 00:38:20,720
阿源, 有没有零钱？

775
00:38:24,580 --> 00:38:26,170
零钱我没有, 只有一张十块钱

776
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,370
好, 谢谢

777
00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:28,810
一张马票

778
00:38:28,870 --> 00:38:29,450
好的

779
00:38:29,660 --> 00:38:30,570
你开玩笑？

780
00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:32,090
两块一毛钱你拿来买马票

781
00:38:32,260 --> 00:38:33,820
每人一块零五分嘛

782
00:38:34,257 --> 00:38:37,530
以后这张马票我们两个人分
中了一人一半

783
00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:42,400
这些零钱我帮你收起来
以后大家合伙买马票, 好不好

784
00:38:42,540 --> 00:38:44,020
好, 走吧

785
00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:47,220
你知不知道两块一毛钱
可以吃一碟叉烧饭？

786
00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:49,700
叉烧饭吃进肚子里就没有了

787
00:38:49,780 --> 00:38:51,260
可是这张马票不一样

788
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,990
随时可能变成一百万

789
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:56,990
哪一天走运让我们中了的话
我们就是百万富翁了

790
00:38:57,114 --> 00:38:59,460
横财梦做太多会伤身, 奇哥

791
00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:02,510
你要知道, 人无横财不富

792
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:03,470
早啊

793
00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:07,700
早

794
00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:09,300
这么早

795
00:39:09,460 --> 00:39:10,750
我们会找事做

796
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,700
你们两个失业啦？

797
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,890
那么我祝你们今天出门遇贵人
顺顺利利吧

798
00:39:17,060 --> 00:39:18,570
我要回去了

799
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:20,940
谢谢你

800
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:28,542
干嘛？

801
00:39:28,580 --> 00:39:30,960
她刚才看着我笑, 对不对？

802
00:39:31,260 --> 00:39:31,980
你看到没有？

803
00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:33,220
我看到了

804
00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:36,540
别想那么多那种事情, 伤身

805
00:39:40,870 --> 00:39:42,650
早, 保叔

806
00:39:45,220 --> 00:39:47,850
靠在我门口干什么？滚开

807
00:39:47,940 --> 00:39:48,730
挡我的财路

808
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,730
听完刚刚那首歌之后

809
00:41:04,857 --> 00:41:06,800
又到了我尹芳玲主持
的一曲寄心声的时间了

810
00:41:06,885 --> 00:41:07,685
老板娘

811
00:41:07,857 --> 00:41:08,650
给我一瓶可乐

812
00:41:08,780 --> 00:41:09,100
好

813
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:12,250
今天收到很多来信
首先有爱芳影迷会寄来的

814
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:15,060
预祝邵芳芳下个月生日快乐

815
00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:22,460
兄弟, 不要动

816
00:41:22,820 --> 00:41:25,690
把你的视线望到屋子的左上角

817
00:41:27,820 --> 00:41:30,290
高一点, 再高点

818
00:41:31,620 --> 00:41:33,370
就是你

819
00:41:33,540 --> 00:41:35,860
我从来没有见过一个人像你那样

820
00:41:35,940 --> 00:41:39,530
有张活游的气质
又有吴楚帆的演技

821
00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:42,860
还有林家声的音色, 对不对

822
00:41:44,420 --> 00:41:45,930
你是电影公司的星探

823
00:41:46,028 --> 00:41:49,850
想找一个像我这么有明星相的人
做男主角对不对？

824
00:41:54,380 --> 00:41:56,514
把十块钱还给我

825
00:41:56,620 --> 00:41:57,800
你别跑

826
00:42:11,857 --> 00:42:13,890
奇哥, 你怎么喘成这样？

827
00:42:14,380 --> 00:42:15,730
你怎么回事？

828
00:42:16,142 --> 00:42:17,650
阿奇, 什么事？

829
00:42:17,820 --> 00:42:19,970
怎么啦？脸都变绿了

830
00:42:20,140 --> 00:42:20,770
你没事吧？

831
00:42:21,260 --> 00:42:23,400
奇哥, 喝杯水歇一歇

832
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:24,210
是呀

833
00:42:25,670 --> 00:42:26,860
怎么回事？

834
00:42:26,930 --> 00:42:27,720
开着大门

835
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,160
阿奇, 你怎么啦

836
00:42:34,690 --> 00:42:35,580
怎么啦？

837
00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:38,440
什么事, 阿奇？

838
00:42:48,820 --> 00:42:49,930
阿奇, 你找什么

839
00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:52,090
你不要乱翻冯仁吭的房间

840
00:42:52,180 --> 00:42:52,810
你找什么？

841
00:42:52,870 --> 00:42:53,930
阿奇

842
00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:03,700
阿奇你干什么
你不要乱翻冯仁吭的东西

843
00:43:03,860 --> 00:43:04,490
对啊

844
00:43:04,660 --> 00:43:05,210
快出来

845
00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:06,490
快出来, 你别翻了

846
00:43:06,580 --> 00:43:07,530
不可能, 跑哪儿去了

847
00:43:07,620 --> 00:43:08,410
快出来

848
00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:10,010
快点出来

849
00:43:19,540 --> 00:43:21,540
我杀了你

850
00:43:24,580 --> 00:43:26,500
拜托你轻一点, 信叔

851
00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:28,700
没摔死你算你走运了

852
00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:32,620
冯仁吭, 不怕生错命就怕取错名

853
00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:33,980
连阿奇你也吭？

854
00:43:34,460 --> 00:43:36,300
我怎么知道他是阿源的朋友嘛

855
00:43:36,540 --> 00:43:38,660
我习惯这样混饭吃嘛

856
00:43:38,780 --> 00:43:40,900
你赶快把十块钱还给奇哥

857
00:43:41,220 --> 00:43:43,290
十块钱我送给赌场了

858
00:43:43,540 --> 00:43:44,330
什么？

859
00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:46,410
阿奇…

860
00:43:46,580 --> 00:43:47,850
我打死你, 快把钱还给我

861
00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:48,650
算了, 阿奇

862
00:43:48,820 --> 00:43:49,820
钱我是没得还了

863
00:43:49,940 --> 00:43:52,570
大不了我介绍你去片场当临时演员

864
00:43:52,980 --> 00:43:53,610
真的？

865
00:43:53,700 --> 00:43:54,650
太好了…

866
00:43:54,940 --> 00:43:58,020
当临时演员太好了
你一心想进电影界的嘛

867
00:43:58,380 --> 00:44:00,220
这么一来不是最好不过了吗？

868
00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:04,960
阿源, 反正你也没事做
你陪我一起去吧

869
00:44:08,100 --> 00:44:09,130
爸爸

870
00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:11,740
你…

871
00:44:11,980 --> 00:44:12,940
我是没问题

872
00:44:13,060 --> 00:44:16,330
不过你要答应我
绝对不可以学坏

873
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:17,530
这个当然

874
00:44:22,314 --> 00:44:23,050
好棒

875
00:44:23,171 --> 00:44:25,700
现在我们这里有两个大明星了