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==难兄难弟 GOTV 第2集==
===1010U===

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怎么了…

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我还在晕车呢

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没想到要跑那么远

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坐了一个小时公车

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对啊

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这个片场很大的啊, 得跟着我

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当心走丢了, 来

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宝珠…
芳芳…

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好热闹

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对啊

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财哥早

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昆哥早

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今天这么早, 出外景吗

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不是, 带两个朋友来玩玩

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是啊…

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对了, 昆哥

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你那个马主朋友, 今天有没有内幕

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他正在跟骑师开会, 晚一点点啦

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好吧, 那不打扰你了

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不客气

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昆叔…

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原来你那么威风, 还有马主的朋友

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对啊
不是

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他每次都这么问
我每次都这么回答, 我是瞎掰的

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那么你哪来的内幕给人家

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对啊

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待会看到曹发华跟他要一点

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应酬一下就行了, 没问题

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你这么说, 那不是害了人家啦

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对啊, 真过分

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罗剑郎

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对啊, 我爸爸很爱看他的

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好英俊

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郑碧影

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对啊…

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吴君丽

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好漂亮

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高鲁泉

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真的高啊

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陈镇材

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他是谁啊

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“卖鱼郎君新喜意”里面

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做寨主的那个, 好威风

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你记性真好

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对啊

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你们就坐在这里好了

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到时候, 需要人呢

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自然有人会来找你们的

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好, 谢谢

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坐着吧, 我出去一下

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好多明星

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你们两个新来的？没见过你们

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新来的
对啊, 我们是新来的

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“火烧红莲寺”道士两名

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我…

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你们两个跟我来

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这样选人的啊

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对啊

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像上课举手一样

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对了, 怎么称呼

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我叫谢源, 他叫李奇

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我们两个是好朋友

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是啊

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你好…

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你好

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对了, 住哪里

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西环

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对

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对了, 贵庚啊

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我们两个都是龙年

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对啊

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“蓝与黑”路人甲乙丙

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我…

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你、你、你, 跟我来

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还以为是我们呢
他们真快

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我看下次, 我们两个要举快点
对了

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你们怎么不问我

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好, 你呢

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我呀, 小弟姓乔名峰

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今年二十三, 尚未娶妻

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我在英国牛津大学毕业

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家住九龙塘牛津道

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在浅水弯还有个别墅

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我有空会去住一住

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你…住在九龙塘

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是啊

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浅水湾还有个别墅

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对啊

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你爸爸一定很有钱了

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对啊…

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他家真那么有钱
用得着做临时演员吗

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对啊

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这个人短路, 别理他

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对啊, 他真会吹牛

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“天下第一剑”山贼两名

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找两个贼头贱脑, 坏蛋样的

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就你们两个, 来…跟我来

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我们？

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我们贼头贼脑吗
我长相还不够坏吗

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我们得再练一练

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什么意思

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对啊
来…练一练

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是不是这里

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对啊, 他刚刚指着化妆间

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就是要化妆了

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前面有地方坐

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好了

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你们两个干什么

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化妆
化妆, 山贼

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对

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这两张凳子, 你们可以坐的吗

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不识字也查查字典嘛

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程宝珠

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邵芳芳

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快点走开, 不要妨碍我们

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快点走开啊

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让开…宝珠姐来了…

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宝珠

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程太太

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今天开哪一组

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“天下第一剑”

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宝珠, 今天梳什么发型

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妈

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今天梳什么好

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当然是梳‘’火烧红莲寺”那个发型

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很配你的

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那么…用哪一条头带

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妈

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什么颜色好

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这个颜色

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好啊…

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这颜色很漂亮

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芳妈…

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芳芳、邵太太

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今天这么巧

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今天晚上任姐和仙姐约打牌

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那天晚上, 你还没输够啊

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那天晚上, 如果不是你老上厕所

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早就叫你投降了

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今天晚上看着办吧

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吃定你了
宝珠, 你先补补妆

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芳芳, 你今天梳什么发型

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上面盘两个发髻

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两边梳一点点头发下来

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我的前额不漂亮

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给我梳点头发遮一遮

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你放心, 保证你漂亮

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邵芳芳和程宝珠真漂亮

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比上镜好看

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对啊

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真美

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你们两个化什么妆

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山贼

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山贼还要化妆

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不用化妆吗

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是啊

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好吧, 来…

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行了

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别吵

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这么短, 童装啊

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好臭啊, 尸臭加狐臭

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就是嘛

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大姐, 还有没有别的

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对啊

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有, 你换他那套好了

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怎么了

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我要上厕所

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快点去

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不好意思

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银姐
是

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一会买只水鸭回去炖冬虫草

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好

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芳芳, 晚上想吃些什么菜

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妈

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我肚子有点痛, 要上个洗手间

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怎么会这么巧

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对啊
是啊

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妈

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我看去办公室那边那个吧

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不行, 太远了, 我忍不住了

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这怎么办

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男厕, 干脆进男厕吧

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去看看有没有人

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小姐, 没人

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那我去了

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你去吧, 我帮你看着

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老兄, 你…

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你上火, 你喝点凉茶

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味道很重, 你知道吗

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你是谁啊

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你是谁啊？怎么女人声音
这里是男厕

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救命啊, 妈, 救命啊

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芳芳, 什么事

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救命啊…

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芳芳, 什么事

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妈

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芳芳
妈, 救命啊

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怎么了？芳芳, 什么事
什么事？小姐

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什么事

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色狼

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抓住他
色狼

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快走, 走…

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你有没有搞错？拉什么？去这么久

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出事了

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走？

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你到底认不认得他

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我看到了应该认得吧

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你搞什么

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如果找到那个混蛋

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我把他阉了拿去喂狗

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就是啊

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你好

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你好

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你干什么

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你们两个在这里

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怎么样？阿奇, 好了没有

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本来已经好了

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好了就快走吧
动作快点, 把头巾弄好

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走吧…
走…快…

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快点嘛, 等着你开工

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左源

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我来介绍

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左源副导演

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副导演
副导演你好

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冯仁吭现在几点了

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下个礼拜再来好不好

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开工了…快点…
好…

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导演

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你跑到哪儿去了

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不好意思, 我带了几个人来

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你又跑哪儿去了

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都来了, 够不够健壮啊

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导演

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你们两个待会从屋顶上跳下来

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导演, 开玩笑？从上面跳下来？

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当然是上面了, 难道是太平山顶

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导演

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那么高怎么跳

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怎么跳？就这样跳

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来, 就位

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就位

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从这里跳下去不等于自杀吗

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对, 对啊

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不…不怕, 有东西垫着

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哪里啊

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那一堆

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像…像拳头那么小的那一堆啊

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对啊

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预备

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我…我害怕

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不用怕

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等一下闭上眼睛

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一起数一二三

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跳下去, 没事的

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CAMERA

257
00:11:48,890 --> 00:11:50,480
闭上眼睛

258
00:11:50,570 --> 00:11:53,760
一、二、三, 跳

259
00:11:57,930 --> 00:11:59,440
CUT

260
00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:02,260
你为什么不跳

261
00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:07,700
对不起, 导演
我的心境没有淮备好

262
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,480
我的妈呀

263
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,840
你有没有搞错

264
00:12:18,010 --> 00:12:19,360
你有没有演员道德呀你

265
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,280
异演叫你跳你就跳嘛

266
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:22,160
浪费人家底片

267
00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:24,480
不是啊, 刚才的心境真的不行

268
00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:25,280
害怕

269
00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:26,480
你怎么混下去

270
00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:28,560
对不起, 导演, 不好意思

271
00:12:28,650 --> 00:12:29,360
对不起, 导演

272
00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:30,420
你还要不要混啊

273
00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:31,140
要

274
00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:32,040
太过分了你

275
00:12:32,290 --> 00:12:34,440
他是新来的, 导演
你再给他一个机会吧

276
00:12:34,610 --> 00:12:37,480
导演…除了跳楼之外
我什么都可以演

277
00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:40,680
导演, 麻烦大了, 那棵树断了

278
00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:42,600
树断了再找一棵嘛

279
00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:45,060
匆匆忙忙到哪儿去找

280
00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:49,700
刚刚你不是说什么角色都能演吗

281
00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:50,820
对啊…

282
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:52,840
你拿着树枝

283
00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:53,960
拿着

284
00:12:54,260 --> 00:12:56,510
道具, 白布、油漆

285
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:57,960
要干什么用

286
00:12:58,130 --> 00:12:59,240
扮树啊

287
00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:00,280
扮树？

288
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:06,460
导演, 这…会不会穿帮

289
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:10,280
是黑白片, 看不出来的

290
00:13:10,610 --> 00:13:12,400
导演…

291
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:13,870
阿奇

292
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,110
你刚刚为什么不跳

293
00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:19,400
我刚刚是说一二三跳, 不是一二跳

294
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:20,510
是吗

295
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:21,020
是

296
00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:27,950
有那么巧的事

297
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:28,710
什么

298
00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:33,950
我是一棵强壮的树, 松树

299
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,300
别看到脸啊

300
00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:38,940
所有山贼全部过来

301
00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:41,770
听着…

302
00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:45,370
等一下呢
你们跟着坚哥守着龙门客栈

303
00:13:45,971 --> 00:13:48,330
那么宝珠和芳芳呢
进来就把你们杀光

304
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:49,930
知道了…

305
00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:50,650
记住啊

306
00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:51,850
好…

307
00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:53,140
淮备

308
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,650
淮备

309
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,170
CAMERA

310
00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:08,020
取你狗命

311
00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:19,980
掉下来了, 快拉上

312
00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:28,410
当心我呀, 阿源

313
00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:38,650
你这色狼, 我打死你

314
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:42,970
打死你…臭色狼, 偷看我

315
00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:55,610
怎么了

316
00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:57,850
你这个色狼, 敢占我女儿的便宜

317
00:14:58,020 --> 00:14:59,210
你…宝珠有没有事啊

318
00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:04,660
你还想占我便宜

319
00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:13,460
谁把这两个王八蛋带进来的

320
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:15,950
是我, 导演

321
00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:16,990
你

322
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,900
导演, 拜托你了
你放他们一条生路

323
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:22,180
算给我冯仁吭个面子吧

324
00:15:22,930 --> 00:15:24,040
给面子

325
00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:25,460
我凭什么要给你面子

326
00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:28,010
说得对, 不过你大人有大量

327
00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:30,980
大人不记小人过, 对吧？导演

328
00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:32,980
这还像句话

329
00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:40,500
哈罗, 你们好

330
00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:42,220
你是谁啊

331
00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:45,860
你…不认得我吗？我呀

332
00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:47,740
你是谁啊

333
00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:52,020
戴上眼镜你就认得了

334
00:15:52,171 --> 00:15:53,140
乔峰啊

335
00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:56,020
什么乔峰

336
00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:56,660
对啊

337
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,820
才见面没多久就不记得啦

338
00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:00,900
家住牛津道

339
00:16:01,230 --> 00:16:03,690
你是住浅水湾的那个
原来是你

340
00:16:03,870 --> 00:16:04,980
对…
是你啦, 没错

341
00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:06,580
这小子脑袋有毛病, 别理他

342
00:16:06,670 --> 00:16:07,380
对啊

343
00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:09,300
干嘛

344
00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:11,140
你们两个怎么站在这里？罚站啊

345
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,820
我们刚刚把人家布景弄塌了

346
00:16:14,990 --> 00:16:16,580
人家现在要我们赔钱

347
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:17,340
这样吧

348
00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:18,740
我呢跟公司说

349
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:20,820
叫他们两个跟公司签张合约

350
00:16:20,990 --> 00:16:21,860
十个月

351
00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:23,540
每个月, 薪水两百块

352
00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:26,980
你呢就负责
每个月每人扣他们一百

353
00:16:27,150 --> 00:16:29,380
十个月就还清了, 对不对

354
00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:30,500
就这么办

355
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,060
条件是差点

356
00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:34,020
我去跟他们商量一下

357
00:16:34,228 --> 00:16:35,380
别担心

358
00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:37,380
怎么样？肯不肯放过我们

359
00:16:37,550 --> 00:16:38,820
我终于谈拢了

360
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:39,540
真的？

361
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:41,300
现在呢, 导演说

362
00:16:41,470 --> 00:16:43,620
你呢要跟公司签十个月合约

363
00:16:43,790 --> 00:16:45,940
那么每个人月薪两百

364
00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:48,670
不错, 我呢扣你们每人一百二
这样子就解决了

365
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:49,780
扣掉一百二？

366
00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:50,420
对啊

367
00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:52,500
那么两个人十个月不是两千四

368
00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:54,020
怎么会多了四百块

369
00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:54,500
对啊

370
00:16:54,590 --> 00:16:56,420
那四百块钱是利息

371
00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:57,940
还要付利息啊

372
00:16:58,540 --> 00:17:00,180
不然去警察局

373
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:01,780
不能上警察局

374
00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:02,900
做…我们做

375
00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:05,210
我也做, 这么便宜的事情, 做…
想得美你

376
00:17:05,870 --> 00:17:08,570
老头, 你还耍什么？过来吃早点吧

377
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:09,580
好

378
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:11,860
爸爸早、妈早

379
00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:13,380
信叔、信婶早
早…

380
00:17:13,514 --> 00:17:15,780
大哥、奇哥早, 吃早点吧

381
00:17:15,950 --> 00:17:16,740
早
我们不吃了

382
00:17:16,810 --> 00:17:18,560
我们来不及了, 要赶去上班

383
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,000
对啊, 今天我们要开早班

384
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:22,000
我们七点半要赶到片场

385
00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:22,960
对了, 妈

386
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,080
我们晚上十点多才会回来
不用煮我们的饭了

387
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:28,340
这不是要人命吗

388
00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:30,660
就是嘛, 要做十几个钟头

389
00:17:30,830 --> 00:17:32,180
太刻薄了吧

390
00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:35,140
阿源, 要是辛苦就别做了

391
00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:36,500
怎么能不做呢

392
00:17:36,670 --> 00:17:38,220
为什么…

393
00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:42,860
是这样的, 信叔

394
00:17:43,740 --> 00:17:46,010
你不是教我们年轻人

395
00:17:46,110 --> 00:17:48,020
做什么事情都要有恒心

396
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,700
不可以半途而废吗

397
00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:50,500
对啊

398
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,940
所以呢, 我们不可以说怕辛苦
就不去做的

399
00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:54,900
对

400
00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:56,980
我们不但要不怕辛苦

401
00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:58,900
还要比其他人更努力

402
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,610
所以我们现在要上班了

403
00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:04,250
阿源, 来, 先还给你

404
00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:05,700
走吧

405
00:18:12,670 --> 00:18:14,820
刚刚幸亏我反应快

406
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,060
不然真不知道怎么办

407
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:18,660
买报纸对马票

408
00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:19,940
对了, 你记住

409
00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:22,180
不可以让我爸知道
我们弄坏布景板要赔钱

410
00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:23,380
不然把他气死

411
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,820
我对一对

412
00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:29,620
又不中

413
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:32,490
叫你省下两块一买叉烧饭多好

414
00:18:34,450 --> 00:18:35,250
早

415
00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:36,960
阿珍早

416
00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:38,320
这么早回片场

417
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:39,520
对啊

418
00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:41,360
天气很干燥

419
00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:44,480
拿瓶甘蔗汁去润润喉吧

420
00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:49,520
谢谢

421
00:18:49,610 --> 00:18:50,580
不用客气

422
00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:52,080
阿珍…

423
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,080
我爸爸叫我, 我要回去了

424
00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:57,280
你这个臭丫头
一大清早跑到哪儿偷懒

425
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,960
是不是想捱打啊

426
00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:01,660
滚进去

427
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,580
一天到晚偷懒

428
00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:20,880
走吧

429
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:25,530
别老用舌头舔来舔去那么难看

430
00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:27,200
嘴唇都干了, 好痒啊

431
00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:28,720
你这样好不了的

432
00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:30,000
阿珍不是给了你甘蔗水

433
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:30,960
对啊, 在这里

434
00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:32,080
到里面去喝一点

435
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:33,200
不要…

436
00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:33,680
为什么

437
00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:34,960
我不想碰见我叔叔

438
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:36,220
不怕嘛

439
00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:38,630
你现在这个样子
你妈都不认得你了, 何况你叔叔

440
00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:39,200
真的假的？

441
00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:39,920
是真的

442
00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:41,200
谢源、李奇

443
00:19:41,390 --> 00:19:42,420
这么巧

444
00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:44,020
喝咖啡, 我请客好不好

445
00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:45,220
来…进去…

446
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:45,940
不要…

447
00:19:46,110 --> 00:19:46,980
来吧…进去吧

448
00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:48,340
走, 没关系, 走

449
00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:49,700
把收音机关掉

450
00:19:49,870 --> 00:19:52,430
阿奇

451
00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:53,680
叔叔

452
00:19:53,930 --> 00:19:56,390
我还以为什么大明星呢？真是的

453
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,080
超叔早, 谢谢三个空杯

454
00:19:58,170 --> 00:19:59,120
对, 谢谢

455
00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:03,280
我先声明, 要算双倍的

456
00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:06,320
我们自己带甘蔗汁来喝
又不是喝你的茶, 怎么算双倍

457
00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:06,880
对啊

458
00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:08,160
那更糟糕

459
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,890
一毛钱都不光顾, 要算三倍

460
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:14,080
有什么了不起？三倍就三倍
全由我…

461
00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:16,000
好了…

462
00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:18,400
叔叔, 三个菠萝包, 算光顾你了

463
00:20:18,490 --> 00:20:18,960
对啊

464
00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:20,100
好

465
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,880
拿三个穷光蛋给他, 快点

466
00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:23,440
什么

467
00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:24,640
三个穷光蛋

468
00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:26,800
什么？穷光蛋？我吃穷光蛋
李老板

469
00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:27,440
算了…

470
00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:29,760
来…这边干净, 这边请…

471
00:20:29,850 --> 00:20:32,560
来…请坐

472
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,540
这边干净, 坐…

473
00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:35,680
谢谢

474
00:20:37,290 --> 00:20:40,960
对了, 我们刚刚出了一种
椰子汁炖雪蛤

475
00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:43,040
清凉润肺, 要不要试试

476
00:20:43,290 --> 00:20:46,880
好啊, 拿一盅给芳芳吧
我用不着了, 我吃过东西了

477
00:20:46,970 --> 00:20:48,720
好的…

478
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:50,880
那是你叔叔啊

479
00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:54,080
我以为是条狗呢
一双狗眼这么放在脸上

480
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:55,920
一条很老的狗

481
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:58,820
我去拿杯子

482
00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:00,060
好啊…

483
00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:03,760
小姐, 慢慢用

484
00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:04,640
谢谢

485
00:21:04,810 --> 00:21:07,660
很不错, 多吃两口, 趁热喝

486
00:21:09,340 --> 00:21:11,040
甜不甜

487
00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:15,200
够了, 我饱了

488
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:16,320
不吃啦

489
00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:20,880
这些大明星多浪费

490
00:21:21,050 --> 00:21:22,400
才吃两口就不吃了

491
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,040
是吗

492
00:21:23,210 --> 00:21:24,320
这些大明星真过分

493
00:21:24,570 --> 00:21:26,160
真浪费
你将来做了大明星, 不要学她

494
00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:27,200
你也一样

495
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:30,480
我做了大明星, 我也不会这个样子

496
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,040
妈, 我得赶去化妆换衣服了

497
00:21:33,130 --> 00:21:34,240
是吗

498
00:21:34,980 --> 00:21:36,950
好吧, 李老板收钱吧

499
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,560
走了？赶时间是吧

500
00:21:38,650 --> 00:21:39,280
不用找了

501
00:21:39,370 --> 00:21:42,080
谢谢你…慢走

502
00:21:50,490 --> 00:21:52,870
阿财, 她才吃了三口就不吃

503
00:21:52,970 --> 00:21:53,360
是啊

504
00:21:53,530 --> 00:21:55,520
快点拿回去, 找块纱纸封住再卖

505
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:56,880
快点…
这样啊？这样也行？

506
00:21:56,970 --> 00:21:58,260
行了

507
00:22:01,290 --> 00:22:03,220
干什么？关你屁事

508
00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:04,640
多事

509
00:22:04,730 --> 00:22:05,920
有条狗

510
00:22:07,930 --> 00:22:09,900
天王, 机器在这里

511
00:22:10,170 --> 00:22:11,700
这样推过去

512
00:22:12,780 --> 00:22:15,100
推到这里之后呢, 当蒸笼打开之后

513
00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:16,900
再推回来

514
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:19,040
怎么样

515
00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:20,920
好, 当然好

516
00:22:21,010 --> 00:22:22,040
是吧

517
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:25,920
这样子不行

518
00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:28,960
你这样子呢, 宝珠和芳芳都背镜了

519
00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,640
像好来坞导演一样

520
00:22:30,730 --> 00:22:33,440
一条车轨推…

521
00:22:33,610 --> 00:22:36,070
到前面一个广角镜, 然后拉…

522
00:22:36,170 --> 00:22:37,600
拉…拉回这里

523
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:40,660
前后都有了, 太棒了

524
00:22:41,130 --> 00:22:43,180
推…

525
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:45,360
你导演还是我导演啊

526
00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:47,520
你这个临时演员教我拍戏

527
00:22:47,690 --> 00:22:49,600
不是, 这样看不到…
什么

528
00:22:49,690 --> 00:22:50,400
滚开

529
00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:51,580
你试试看

530
00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:53,900
CAMERA

531
00:22:57,050 --> 00:23:01,360
师兄, 不如我们就在这里
吃点东西再走吧

532
00:23:01,530 --> 00:23:03,820
好啊, 师妹, 坐下吧

533
00:23:05,290 --> 00:23:06,020
小二

534
00:23:06,650 --> 00:23:08,320
客官, 来了

535
00:23:08,890 --> 00:23:09,620
CUT

536
00:23:10,010 --> 00:23:11,520
你小心点嘛

537
00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:13,460
撞坏麦克风, 你赔得起吗你

538
00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:15,300
来…再来一次

539
00:23:18,570 --> 00:23:23,360
师兄, 不如我们就在这里
吃点东西再走好吗

540
00:23:23,530 --> 00:23:25,460
好吧, 师妹, 坐下吧

541
00:23:26,810 --> 00:23:27,620
小二

542
00:23:30,650 --> 00:23:32,560
客官, 要点什么

543
00:23:32,730 --> 00:23:34,560
给我来三斤…

544
00:23:34,650 --> 00:23:35,620
CUT

545
00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:38,960
师兄, 你怎么样
你怎么搞的

546
00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:40,340
不是我碰到的

547
00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:41,760
是他碰到的

548
00:23:41,885 --> 00:23:43,920
你靠近一点
华哥就不会碰到麦克风了嘛

549
00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:56,180
九场TAKE ONE

550
00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:01,730
师兄, 你看那边

551
00:24:03,740 --> 00:24:08,260
你们不是天山派的仇少侠
和小师妹吗

552
00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:12,340
龙大侠果然英明

553
00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:15,140
相请不如偶遇

554
00:24:15,590 --> 00:24:18,460
就让我仇云峰敬龙大侠一杯

555
00:24:22,710 --> 00:24:24,220
阿奇…

556
00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:25,180
怎么了

557
00:24:25,350 --> 00:24:26,780
阿奇…你怎么样

558
00:24:26,885 --> 00:24:28,140
对不起

559
00:24:28,230 --> 00:24:32,700
哇塞, 你…

560
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,660
我流血啦

561
00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:37,420
我不是故意的

562
00:24:37,514 --> 00:24:39,485
阿奇…

563
00:24:40,070 --> 00:24:41,340
过去坐一会吧
坐一会吧

564
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,180
坐一坐再说
小心…

565
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,220
你怎么样？没事吧

566
00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:48,420
没有, 我没事

567
00:24:48,590 --> 00:24:50,420
那个什么程宝珠不晓得怎么搞的

568
00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:53,620
不知道是青光眼还是白内障
拿杯子这么砸过来

569
00:24:53,980 --> 00:24:56,420
这么多人都砸不中砸中你

570
00:24:56,590 --> 00:24:57,540
我看你实在很背

571
00:24:57,710 --> 00:25:00,010
我怎么知道那些大侠这么接杯子嘛

572
00:25:00,190 --> 00:25:01,780
听我的

573
00:25:01,950 --> 00:25:04,250
像我刚才那样, 一条车轨直推过去

574
00:25:04,510 --> 00:25:06,660
然后再拉回来, 那么什么都避开了

575
00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:08,500
你也不用受伤了

576
00:25:10,430 --> 00:25:11,700
副导演…

577
00:25:11,790 --> 00:25:12,740
你搞定…搞定没有

578
00:25:12,910 --> 00:25:14,340
我好了…我没事了

579
00:25:14,510 --> 00:25:16,970
等一下贴块胶布在上面
我就没事了

580
00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:18,200
贴胶布？

581
00:25:18,290 --> 00:25:18,600
对

582
00:25:18,770 --> 00:25:20,840
这怎么行？我们拍的是古装片

583
00:25:21,010 --> 00:25:23,390
还有啊, 你额头破了不连戏的

584
00:25:23,650 --> 00:25:27,720
快去找点泥浆补上去
然后补一点粉, 黑白片看不出来的

585
00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:29,660
快点…

586
00:25:30,610 --> 00:25:32,420
补泥浆行吗

587
00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:35,860
干…干脆你贴上胶布
然后再加泥浆再补粉

588
00:25:36,028 --> 00:25:37,980
说得对, 我去

589
00:25:38,530 --> 00:25:39,800
我陪你去

590
00:25:39,970 --> 00:25:41,720
我在这里看着, 就位叫你们

591
00:25:41,810 --> 00:25:42,410
好

592
00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:57,980
下流

593
00:25:59,570 --> 00:26:01,080
神经病

594
00:26:01,170 --> 00:26:02,520
随便骂人

595
00:26:02,690 --> 00:26:04,100
你吃什么奶长大的

596
00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:05,810
小二、书童、公子就位

597
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:06,980
来了

598
00:26:30,740 --> 00:26:34,500
又不见了, 我又找不到了

599
00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:37,650
在哪里？出来嘛

600
00:26:37,740 --> 00:26:38,690
芳芳

601
00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:42,571
妈, 我眼镜又掉了, 你帮我捡起来

602
00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:44,700
我找不到

603
00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:49,810
怎么会这样？真是的

604
00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:52,940
谢谢妈

605
00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,570
我在这儿呢

606
00:26:56,340 --> 00:26:57,810
谢谢银姐

607
00:26:58,620 --> 00:26:59,740
小姐, 吃饭了

608
00:26:59,942 --> 00:27:01,170
吃饭了, 芳芳

609
00:27:01,660 --> 00:27:02,780
好饿

610
00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:06,610
枸杞子炖鲍鱼, 明目养颜的
多喝几口吧

611
00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:09,160
这只黄油鸡, 是鸡王送的

612
00:27:09,460 --> 00:27:12,780
这条鱼, 是卖鱼胜专诚留给你吃的

613
00:27:14,060 --> 00:27:15,020
妈, 我饱了

614
00:27:15,140 --> 00:27:16,210
来, 再吃个鸡腿

615
00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:18,450
妈, 我不吃了, 我真的很饱

616
00:27:18,942 --> 00:27:23,010
对啊, 平时小姐只喝两口汤
今天多喝了一口了

617
00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:25,970
吃的这么少, 怪不得你这么瘦了

618
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:29,890
对了, 下个星期呢
猪肉荣娶老婆, 你去不去

619
00:27:30,180 --> 00:27:31,140
去

620
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,460
我也想见见那些老邻居

621
00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:36,120
太太和小姐真念旧

622
00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:39,890
中环菜市场里面
通通都是我的老邻居

623
00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:42,130
通通都看着芳芳长大的

624
00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:43,970
对啊, 猪肉荣很疼我的

625
00:27:44,060 --> 00:27:45,660
他跟舅舅最要好了

626
00:27:46,060 --> 00:27:47,650
别提那个没良心的了

627
00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:50,050
妈, 都这么多年了

628
00:27:50,380 --> 00:27:52,600
就是那么多年我才不想提

629
00:27:52,820 --> 00:27:53,940
随你便

630
00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:56,450
我得去学画画了

631
00:27:56,740 --> 00:27:57,810
我走了

632
00:27:58,380 --> 00:27:59,420
早点回来

633
00:28:00,380 --> 00:28:00,930
拜拜

634
00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:02,130
拜拜

635
00:28:25,980 --> 00:28:27,410
老板, 我的菜好了没有

636
00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:29,730
好…好什么？人家等得比你久

637
00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:31,330
你能等就等, 不能等拉倒

638
00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:32,290
走吧, 拜拜

639
00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:33,900
我等…你慢慢

640
00:28:34,340 --> 00:28:36,770
有没有搞错？什么态度

641
00:28:36,940 --> 00:28:38,930
我们还是走吧, 到别家去吃

642
00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:41,890
东记的东西很好吃, 别家吃不到的

643
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:44,850
你看看, 桌子那么葬

644
00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:48,450
小姐, 这是夜市
要不要给你铺桌布？嫌葬

645
00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:49,660
别吃好了

646
00:28:50,540 --> 00:28:51,970
怎么样？今天的味道怎么样

647
00:28:52,180 --> 00:28:53,250
太好吃了

648
00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:56,130
你有空要常常回来吃
别的地方吃没营养

649
00:28:56,380 --> 00:28:57,730
我不是每次画完画都来吗

650
00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:58,780
记住啊

651
00:28:58,980 --> 00:28:59,780
对了, 舅舅

652
00:28:59,860 --> 00:29:00,850
胖子东

653
00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:03,650
干什么？吵什么吵？能等就等

654
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:04,870
你说什么

655
00:29:05,180 --> 00:29:06,470
你的伙计不干啦

656
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,670
那个兔崽子

657
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,990
光吃饭不做事, 留着也没用

658
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,110
还说…还说要淮时上班, 别作梦了

659
00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:16,630
那你一个人一双手, 哪里做得了

660
00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:18,470
十几年都这样子了

661
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,070
人家有老婆还可以一起做

662
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,990
我是单身汉, 没辙了

663
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,510
为什么不找一个

664
00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:25,110
找什么

665
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,380
如果不是我姊姊你妈啊
我现在会单身一个吗

666
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,230
一提起你妈, 我肚子就疼

667
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:33,110
麻烦你

668
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,660
帮我拿这盘菜给刚刚吵不停那桌

669
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:36,860
我马上就回来

670
00:29:41,270 --> 00:29:43,540
胖子东…

671
00:29:43,910 --> 00:29:44,940
他不在

672
00:29:45,430 --> 00:29:46,620
整个夜市

673
00:29:46,790 --> 00:29:48,620
胖子东做的小菜最好吃了

674
00:29:48,790 --> 00:29:49,660
还是留在这儿吧

675
00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:50,780
麻烦你…

676
00:29:50,950 --> 00:29:52,380
麻烦你收拾桌手

677
00:29:52,550 --> 00:29:53,980
给我们收拾桌子, 麻烦你

678
00:29:54,150 --> 00:29:55,020
谢谢你

679
00:29:55,270 --> 00:29:57,100
顺便来两瓶啤酒, 我今天要喝酒

680
00:29:57,270 --> 00:29:59,020
你爸爸不淮你喝酒的

681
00:29:59,270 --> 00:30:01,650
你别告诉他就行了
我今天一肚子气

682
00:30:01,830 --> 00:30:04,460
我不会告诉他的, 又为芳芳生气啊

683
00:30:04,660 --> 00:30:05,620
还有什么

684
00:30:05,820 --> 00:30:07,490
拽不拉叽的, 什么大明星

685
00:30:07,660 --> 00:30:09,250
好人当色狼, 也不看看自己

686
00:30:09,420 --> 00:30:11,090
扁鼻子、歪嘴巴, 像根竹竿

687
00:30:11,180 --> 00:30:12,700
你实在太主观了

688
00:30:12,940 --> 00:30:14,140
我哪里主观

689
00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:16,210
你问问人家, 问问小姐

690
00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:18,210
你喜欢看程宝珠还是邵芳芳

691
00:30:18,380 --> 00:30:20,370
你不要理他, 两碗面, 谢谢

692
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:50,450
你们的面

693
00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:52,850
对, 谢谢你
麻烦你, 辣椒酱, 麻烦你

694
00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:54,380
我也要

695
00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:00,130
婆婆你干什么

696
00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:01,810
我好饿

697
00:31:02,580 --> 00:31:05,330
来, 你吃吧, 我请你吃

698
00:31:05,420 --> 00:31:06,930
谢谢

699
00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:10,210
你先坐下来, 慢慢来…
慢慢吃…

700
00:31:10,380 --> 00:31:12,090
婆婆, 当心噎着
慢慢…慢慢吃

701
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,000
够不够

702
00:31:13,090 --> 00:31:15,410
够了…
你够啦

703
00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:16,610
年轻人

704
00:31:16,780 --> 00:31:19,650
你们两个年轻人, 心肠太好了

705
00:31:19,820 --> 00:31:20,530
婆婆
别客气

706
00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:22,370
现在很少有这么好的人了

707
00:31:22,620 --> 00:31:24,770
婆婆, 这里有几块钱, 给你买吃的
这怎么好意思

708
00:31:24,940 --> 00:31:25,650
是啊…你收下吧

709
00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:28,850
婆婆…你怎么了
你怎么了？出什么事了

710
00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:30,290
是不是不舒服
你的脸…都绿了

711
00:31:30,460 --> 00:31:30,930
我肚子疼呀

712
00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:31,490
怎么回事

713
00:31:31,580 --> 00:31:32,530
怎么回事？赶快送医院吧

714
00:31:32,620 --> 00:31:34,530
来…快…

715
00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:36,370
来…小心…
我背你, 婆婆

716
00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:37,890
小心点, 婆婆, 小心

717
00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:40,171
让一让…

718
00:31:42,620 --> 00:31:43,500
怎么回事

719
00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:50,130
幸亏婆婆现在的情况稳定下来了

720
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:52,450
对啊, 我真怕她
是因为吃了我的面肚子疼

721
00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:53,810
原来她有肾石

722
00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:55,730
被她吓死了

723
00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:57,090
源哥、奇哥, 收工啦

724
00:31:57,180 --> 00:31:57,890
阿珍

725
00:31:58,060 --> 00:32:01,570
还不趁这个机会约人家上街？说呀

726
00:32:01,980 --> 00:32:03,140
什么事

727
00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:05,810
其实是这样的

728
00:32:05,980 --> 00:32:08,690
阿源他说呢, 有话要跟你说

729
00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:10,060
说呀

730
00:32:13,330 --> 00:32:15,710
其实是这样的, 明天是我的生日

731
00:32:15,810 --> 00:32:17,400
阿源呢想请我吃饭

732
00:32:17,570 --> 00:32:19,540
不知道你有没有时间一起去

733
00:32:19,657 --> 00:32:22,110
对啊, 你去不去

734
00:32:22,210 --> 00:32:22,780
对啊

735
00:32:24,370 --> 00:32:25,620
你不去啊

736
00:32:25,857 --> 00:32:28,510
是这样的, 我表姊刚好也明天生日

737
00:32:28,930 --> 00:32:32,040
实在太好了, 你叫她一起去庆祝吧

738
00:32:32,210 --> 00:32:33,320
对啊, 不如一起去

739
00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:34,600
好不好

740
00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:37,880
那好吧, 明天七点, 大三元见

741
00:32:39,570 --> 00:32:41,380
大三元

742
00:32:43,970 --> 00:32:45,180
几位, 先生

743
00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:46,440
四位

744
00:32:46,530 --> 00:32:47,480
好, 请

745
00:32:47,570 --> 00:32:48,100
谢谢

746
00:32:54,780 --> 00:32:56,360
阿源、阿奇

747
00:32:56,530 --> 00:32:58,300
乔峰
来得正好, 来这里吃饭啊

748
00:32:58,610 --> 00:32:59,480
是啊

749
00:32:59,650 --> 00:33:01,080
那太好了, 来, 一起吃, 来

750
00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:03,810
不要…不打扰你们了

751
00:33:03,970 --> 00:33:05,500
没关系, 我一个人

752
00:33:06,210 --> 00:33:07,560
一个也不要了, 下次再说吧

753
00:33:07,650 --> 00:33:08,040
对啊

754
00:33:08,210 --> 00:33:09,720
为什么？我很烦的

755
00:33:09,890 --> 00:33:11,000
我们今天约朋友了

756
00:33:11,170 --> 00:33:12,120
对啊
约了朋友

757
00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:13,480
你约了什么朋友那么严重

758
00:33:13,570 --> 00:33:14,900
约了女朋友

759
00:33:15,810 --> 00:33:17,240
你们两个

760
00:33:17,410 --> 00:33:18,680
女朋友不耽误你们了

761
00:33:18,770 --> 00:33:20,040
好, 开工见…

762
00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:20,520
对啊

763
00:33:20,610 --> 00:33:21,560
那下次一起吃饭好不好

764
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:22,240
好

765
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,240
下次…

766
00:33:23,330 --> 00:33:24,300
好了…

767
00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:25,300
再见

768
00:33:27,390 --> 00:33:28,660
请坐…

769
00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:29,700
谢谢

770
00:33:31,870 --> 00:33:32,820
你看到没有

771
00:33:32,990 --> 00:33:34,180
他真的像很有钱

772
00:33:34,350 --> 00:33:37,060
他一个人又吃鱼, 又乳鸽又鱼翅的

773
00:33:37,260 --> 00:33:38,180
对啊
喝什么茶？两位

774
00:33:38,270 --> 00:33:39,260
水仙
好

775
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,100
我们还以为他是疯子
整天胡说八道的

776
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,300
所以说人不可貌相对不对

777
00:33:44,460 --> 00:33:45,820
说起貌相

778
00:33:46,140 --> 00:33:48,180
你猜阿珍表姊什么样子呢

779
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,950
你放心, 阿珍那么漂亮

780
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,660
打个六折给她表姊
也差不到哪儿去了

781
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,110
说得对

782
00:33:54,780 --> 00:33:55,710
阿珍来了

783
00:33:56,460 --> 00:33:57,220
珍

784
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,870
她表姊这个样子, 还说打个六折呢

785
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,420
还有啊, 她表姊原来是兰妹妹

786
00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,210
龙凤那个阿兰

787
00:34:10,370 --> 00:34:10,930
对啊

788
00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:12,290
源哥、奇哥

789
00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:14,130
我表姊王兰卿

790
00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:14,770
兰姐

791
00:34:14,850 --> 00:34:15,970
原来是你啊

792
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:17,250
你们认识的吗

793
00:34:17,740 --> 00:34:21,730
他以前在我爸爸那家茶楼
当过伙记的嘛

794
00:34:22,580 --> 00:34:24,340
坐下来再说吧

795
00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:30,610
水仙, 先生

796
00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:31,330
谢谢

797
00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:32,370
四位齐了吗

798
00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:32,770
对

799
00:34:32,850 --> 00:34:33,890
不知道吃点什么菜呢

800
00:34:34,060 --> 00:34:36,100
部长, 拿最贵的菜给我

801
00:34:41,860 --> 00:34:43,310
四只乳鸽

802
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,300
四碗鱼翅、一条大石斑

803
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,110
干煎大虾球

804
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:51,070
姜葱大生蚝、一只炸子鸡

805
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,870
加起来

806
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,750
起码要两百块才能搞定

807
00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:00,750
兰妹妹摆明在耍我们

808
00:35:01,460 --> 00:35:04,380
我看, 她不仁我们只有不义了

809
00:35:04,460 --> 00:35:05,710
我们从后门跑路吧

810
00:35:06,220 --> 00:35:08,340
不行…

811
00:35:08,660 --> 00:35:12,510
吃霸王餐, 可能被人揍一顿
还要送上警察局的

812
00:35:12,850 --> 00:35:13,480
走吧

813
00:35:13,650 --> 00:35:15,640
不行, 不可以的, 留下

814
00:35:15,810 --> 00:35:17,640
哇塞, 你们俩怎么了
又忍了一个早上

815
00:35:17,810 --> 00:35:19,800
脸绿嘴唇白的, 还冒冷汗

816
00:35:24,450 --> 00:35:25,960
伙计, 把我的酒拿过来

817
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:26,840
好

818
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,120
我给你们介绍

819
00:35:28,290 --> 00:35:29,880
这是我跟阿奇的好朋友乔峰

820
00:35:30,050 --> 00:35:31,320
阿珍、阿兰

821
00:35:31,490 --> 00:35:33,160
不介意一起吧

822
00:35:33,410 --> 00:35:33,880
不介意吧

823
00:35:33,970 --> 00:35:35,320
不介意

824
00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:38,620
简直物以类聚

825
00:35:39,410 --> 00:35:41,160
怎么吃剩这么多菜

826
00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:42,520
都是粗菜

827
00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:45,640
菜是粗了点, 要不要点甜品

828
00:35:45,730 --> 00:35:46,680
还用你说

829
00:35:46,850 --> 00:35:49,080
我早已经叫了椰汁炖燕窝了

830
00:35:49,170 --> 00:35:49,800
燕窝？

831
00:35:50,050 --> 00:35:52,280
那些鸟的口水怎么能上桌子呢

832
00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:53,780
我请客可不行

833
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:54,700
伙计

834
00:35:54,790 --> 00:35:55,660
来

835
00:35:55,750 --> 00:35:56,860
陈皮红豆汤

836
00:35:56,950 --> 00:35:57,820
好啊

837
00:35:57,990 --> 00:36:02,700
我以为是什么呢, 红豆汤
原来是路边小吃

838
00:36:02,870 --> 00:36:05,250
小姐, 我们大三元的陈皮红豆汤

839
00:36:05,430 --> 00:36:08,140
是用三十年的陈皮煮的, 很棒的

840
00:36:08,390 --> 00:36:11,660
虽然一百块钱一锅, 不过物有所值

841
00:36:11,930 --> 00:36:12,480
对啊

842
00:36:12,650 --> 00:36:16,160
就拿燕窝跟它比, 也比不上它

843
00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:17,200
了不起

844
00:36:17,290 --> 00:36:17,760
当然了

845
00:36:17,930 --> 00:36:18,820
快, 快点去拿

846
00:36:20,010 --> 00:36:21,700
真不识货

847
00:36:23,828 --> 00:36:25,760
好饱啊, 真不好意思

848
00:36:25,930 --> 00:36:27,220
红豆塞在牙缝里了
怎么样？饱不饱

849
00:36:27,410 --> 00:36:30,940
饱了, 不过…这顿一定很贵吧

850
00:36:31,110 --> 00:36:33,820
没关系, 乔峰家里很有钱的

851
00:36:33,990 --> 00:36:35,820
他经常跟港督吃饭呢

852
00:36:35,990 --> 00:36:37,100
他说这一顿他请客

853
00:36:38,340 --> 00:36:40,060
大家都吃饱了是吗

854
00:36:40,150 --> 00:36:40,460
饱了

855
00:36:40,630 --> 00:36:41,500
吃饱了我买单好不好

856
00:36:41,740 --> 00:36:42,220
好

857
00:36:42,230 --> 00:36:43,180
阿珍, 我们去洗手间

858
00:36:43,270 --> 00:36:43,900
好啊

859
00:36:43,990 --> 00:36:44,700
部长

860
00:36:44,790 --> 00:36:45,340
帮我买单

861
00:36:45,430 --> 00:36:46,420
来…

862
00:36:47,020 --> 00:36:47,900
阿峰

863
00:36:47,990 --> 00:36:49,260
这次幸亏遇上你

864
00:36:49,430 --> 00:36:50,940
对啊, 不然我们可就完蛋了

865
00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:52,700
客气什么呢？小数目嘛

866
00:36:52,790 --> 00:36:54,300
我看看

867
00:36:54,390 --> 00:36:56,850
多谢…一共是三百八十块

868
00:36:56,950 --> 00:36:57,900
这么便宜

869
00:36:58,100 --> 00:36:59,420
我那桌有没有加上

870
00:36:59,540 --> 00:37:00,460
加上了

871
00:37:00,550 --> 00:37:01,980
你千万不要算错

872
00:37:02,070 --> 00:37:03,180
没错
三百多啊

873
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,100
怎么了

874
00:37:07,190 --> 00:37:07,820
什么事

875
00:37:07,910 --> 00:37:08,780
我的钱包呢

876
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:09,960
糟了

877
00:37:10,050 --> 00:37:11,000
你别吓我们

878
00:37:11,090 --> 00:37:11,880
有没有掉在地上

879
00:37:11,970 --> 00:37:13,480
我一定是碰上扒手了

880
00:37:13,650 --> 00:37:15,400
真的假的？
会不会在厕所？会不会

881
00:37:15,570 --> 00:37:16,920
你们三个胆子可真够大

882
00:37:17,090 --> 00:37:19,160
敢在大三元吃霸王餐

883
00:37:19,410 --> 00:37:22,840
你不要胡说, 我跟这里部长很熟的
你叫他出来

884
00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:25,080
我就是这里的部长

885
00:37:25,170 --> 00:37:26,040
那老马呢

886
00:37:26,130 --> 00:37:27,720
昨天开除了

887
00:37:30,460 --> 00:37:32,760
真讨厌马部长被人开除了

888
00:37:33,820 --> 00:37:36,820
真讨厌爸爸妈妈去环游世界没回来

889
00:37:37,980 --> 00:37:40,660
真讨厌工人全都放假没回来

890
00:37:41,410 --> 00:37:43,820
最讨厌的人就是你

891
00:37:44,660 --> 00:37:46,750
不用洗了, 你们可以走了

892
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:49,460
这个女的来帮你买单了

893
00:37:50,660 --> 00:37:51,740
源哥

894
00:37:52,690 --> 00:37:54,760
源哥

895
00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:02,600
阿峰

896
00:38:02,850 --> 00:38:06,280
你不是说你爸爸妈妈今天
环游世界回来了吗

897
00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:07,480
我哪有啊？你真…

898
00:38:07,570 --> 00:38:08,680
有啊

899
00:38:08,850 --> 00:38:10,920
这样吧, 我陪你去接他们

900
00:38:11,180 --> 00:38:13,080
阿源, 我们走了

901
00:38:15,410 --> 00:38:17,000
走吧

902
00:38:26,210 --> 00:38:29,240
你的手怎么了？刚刚吃饭还没事呢

903
00:38:29,490 --> 00:38:34,120
我…我撬开爸爸的钱箱的时候
弄伤了

904
00:38:34,290 --> 00:38:36,670
撬你爸爸的钱箱

905
00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:39,640
刚刚买单那些钱…

906
00:38:41,410 --> 00:38:42,860
都是我不好

907
00:38:43,330 --> 00:38:46,040
我会把钱尽快还给你, 你爸爸的

908
00:38:46,340 --> 00:38:48,430
不要, 我爸爸不知道

909
00:38:48,610 --> 00:38:50,460
让他知道一定打死我

910
00:38:50,930 --> 00:38:52,180
不好意思

911
00:38:52,571 --> 00:38:55,340
我发了薪水, 我会马上把钱还给你

912
00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:57,400
没有关系

913
00:38:57,650 --> 00:39:01,880
其实呢, 大三元那么贵的地方
不是我们去的

914
00:39:02,580 --> 00:39:04,280
只要跟你在一起

915
00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:07,720
吃路边摊, 我都会一样开心

916
00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:10,660
什么

917
00:39:11,340 --> 00:39:13,160
吃路边摊啊

918
00:39:13,330 --> 00:39:18,270
你说…能跟我在一起

919
00:39:18,370 --> 00:39:22,040
吃路边摊都很开心的

920
00:39:26,140 --> 00:39:27,100
阿珍

921
00:39:28,370 --> 00:39:29,480
源哥

922
00:39:29,740 --> 00:39:30,520
阿珍

923
00:39:30,610 --> 00:39:31,160
源哥

924
00:39:31,350 --> 00:39:31,820
阿珍

925
00:39:31,910 --> 00:39:32,540
源哥

926
00:39:32,630 --> 00:39:33,260
阿珍

927
00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:33,940
源哥

928
00:39:34,070 --> 00:39:34,910
阿珍
源哥

929
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:35,870
阿珍
源哥

930
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:36,670
阿珍
源哥

931
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:37,150
阿珍

932
00:39:37,285 --> 00:39:39,660
老兄, 你到底珍完了没有

933
00:39:40,228 --> 00:39:42,000
珍够了？那你让一让

934
00:39:49,057 --> 00:39:51,390
时间还早, 我们坐公车吧

935
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,750
我们慢慢走, 可以省两毛钱

936
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:55,620
好啊

937
00:40:02,580 --> 00:40:03,280
阿源

938
00:40:03,780 --> 00:40:06,340
今晚收了工, 去榕树头听歌好不好

939
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,620
不去了

940
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,390
你今晚有通告吗

941
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,670
我约了阿珍

942
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:11,310
真的？

943
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,060
对啊

944
00:40:12,371 --> 00:40:13,470
了不起

945
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:14,990
想不到被乔峰这样一闹

946
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,190
反而帮了你

947
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,110
对啊, 因祸得福

948
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:19,870
单眼保那么凶

949
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,630
会让女儿跟你出去吗

950
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:22,990
他不知道

951
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,870
阿珍骗他说出去跟老同学去吃饭

952
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,710
才能偷偷出来

953
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,590
你们两个真在这里啊

954
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,910
我今天晚上在大三元订了桌子

955
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:33,740
一起去

956
00:40:33,857 --> 00:40:35,390
还去大三元

957
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,470
不用怕, 这次我爸爸妈妈

958
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,020
从拉斯维加斯汇了一千块美金给我

959
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,350
这次我要去大三元大吃一顿

960
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,940
让那个部长见识见识

961
00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:45,710
就这么决定

962
00:40:45,980 --> 00:40:47,150
我拍完这一场之后呢

963
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,030
就会到三厂拍什么
“猩猩王大闹天宫”

964
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,030
拍完之后, 一起吃饭

965
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,060
不见不散

966
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,470
不跟你们谈了, 我上个厕所

967
00:40:55,571 --> 00:40:56,420
再见

968
00:40:57,700 --> 00:40:58,970
他疯得很厉害

969
00:40:59,140 --> 00:41:00,650
可以一口气说出这么多话

970
00:41:00,740 --> 00:41:01,530
就是嘛

971
00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:02,570
今晚真的去大三元？

972
00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:04,330
碰过钉子还敢去啊

973
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:06,250
对啊, 上次被他害得要洗碗

974
00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:09,210
这次可能被他害得
洗干净屁股去坐牢了

975
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:10,730
早说过不要理他嘛

976
00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:11,850
那你干嘛理他

977
00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:12,650
你也理他

978
00:41:12,950 --> 00:41:14,090
就位

979
00:41:14,260 --> 00:41:16,020
就位…

980
00:41:19,540 --> 00:41:23,660
华哥, 可以就位了

981
00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:26,810
这场有芳芳, 人呢

982
00:41:27,820 --> 00:41:32,060
她正在化妆间接受记者访问呢

983
00:41:32,580 --> 00:41:34,010
她来了再说吧

984
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:34,650
那…

985
00:41:34,740 --> 00:41:35,580
等我听完这场再说

986
00:41:37,460 --> 00:41:40,330
仙姐、芳芳, 你们最近开什么新戏

987
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:43,450
我跟任姐正在拍“牡丹亭惊梦”

988
00:41:43,620 --> 00:41:45,530
我在拍“如来新掌”

989
00:41:46,180 --> 00:41:47,530
对了, 仙姐呢

990
00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:49,450
你们两个永远双双对对

991
00:41:49,620 --> 00:41:50,970
不会吵架了吧

992
00:41:51,140 --> 00:41:52,810
别胡说, 白兰度

993
00:41:52,900 --> 00:41:54,570
你在胡说什么

994
00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:56,810
没有, 开玩笑嘛

995
00:41:56,980 --> 00:41:58,090
我就算胆子再大

996
00:41:58,260 --> 00:42:00,170
我白兰度也不敢胡说八道

997
00:42:00,420 --> 00:42:01,340
师父

998
00:42:01,970 --> 00:42:02,810
任姐

999
00:42:02,890 --> 00:42:04,050
芳芳

1000
00:42:04,290 --> 00:42:04,750
照相

1001
00:42:04,860 --> 00:42:05,530
任姐, 你坐

1002
00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:06,530
好

1003
00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:09,610
喝茶, 师父

1004
00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:10,780
好, 乖…

1005
00:42:10,914 --> 00:42:12,740
你搞什么？出去那么久

1006
00:42:13,460 --> 00:42:15,500
今天我肠胃很好

1007
00:42:18,340 --> 00:42:20,800
对了, 芳芳拿了个水果篮来

1008
00:42:20,980 --> 00:42:22,420
我剥个橘子给你吃吧

1009
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:23,330
好

1010
00:42:23,380 --> 00:42:24,340
乖, 芳芳

1011
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,170
任姐, 仙姐很疼你啊

1012
00:42:26,380 --> 00:42:28,010
是啊…

1013
00:42:28,260 --> 00:42:31,530
对了, 我听说你很快就要开部新戏
叫“花木兰”是吗

1014
00:42:31,628 --> 00:42:34,410
是, 我在戏星面演花木兰

1015
00:42:34,580 --> 00:42:36,150
那不是要扮女人

1016
00:42:36,257 --> 00:42:37,000
是

1017
00:42:37,220 --> 00:42:39,930
不是, 不是扮女人

1018
00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:41,290
不是

1019
00:42:41,380 --> 00:42:42,860
任姐、仙姐

1020
00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:43,620
乖

1021
00:42:43,740 --> 00:42:45,900
芳芳, 导演叫你就位

1022
00:42:46,740 --> 00:42:48,570
师父你们慢慢聊吧, 我失陪了

1023
00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:50,090
好

1024
00:42:50,180 --> 00:42:52,170
芳芳, 我们约了你妈晚上打牌

1025
00:42:52,260 --> 00:42:53,530
你收工之后过来

1026
00:42:53,710 --> 00:42:54,660
好啊

1027
00:42:55,230 --> 00:42:56,980
好好拍戏, 知道吗

1028
00:42:57,150 --> 00:42:58,740
拜拜芳芳
任姐, 吃橘子

1029
00:42:59,260 --> 00:43:00,180
CAMERA

1030
00:43:04,190 --> 00:43:05,300
悬崖

1031
00:43:05,550 --> 00:43:09,220
龙大侠, 现在前无去路
后有追兵, 怎么办呢

1032
00:43:09,390 --> 00:43:11,540
你的如来神掌还没有练成

1033
00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:15,220
我龙剑飞绝非贪生怕死之徒

1034
00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:17,770
他来一个我杀他一个

1035
00:43:18,580 --> 00:43:21,300
可是现在已经有千军万马追上来了

1036
00:43:22,830 --> 00:43:24,020
我们上

1037
00:43:50,170 --> 00:43:51,000
好

1038
00:43:51,580 --> 00:43:52,420
CUT

1039
00:43:54,350 --> 00:43:55,780
怎么样？拍得怎么样

1040
00:43:56,110 --> 00:43:58,570
导演, 刚刚不是试戏啊

1041
00:43:59,060 --> 00:44:01,290
你搞什么？你怎么混的

1042
00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:02,420
对不起, 导演

1043
00:44:03,870 --> 00:44:05,228
再来…