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==难兄难弟 GOTV 第3集==
===1010U===

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打哪章牌好呢？

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你真是很过份
怎么老像火车一样每一站都停

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打快点是吗？

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二万

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碰

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我清一色

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任姐, 你要包了

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你实在害人害己害邻居

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人家已经九章了
二万是生章怎么能打呢？

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对啊, 不要生气
吃颗葡萄润润喉

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我要剥掉皮才肯吃

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当然…

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仙姐, 任姐真是迁就你

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姐妹俩应该互相尊重嘛

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宝珠

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邵小姐

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谢谢莲姐
芳芳来了

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师父
芳芳

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妈

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芳芳
程妈妈

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乖

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宝珠

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芳芳

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莲姐, 看看燕窝炖好了没有
拿出来吧

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好啊
我最喜欢吃莲姐做的燕窝了

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莲姐, 少拿一份
宝珠吃过东西了

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对了, 你刚刚收工

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是啊

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对了, 你今天如来新掌没有通告？

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对啊, 我今天回去是做
“武林圣火令一出鬼神惊”的造型

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明天才正式开镜

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跟谁合作？

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徐基

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不过呢这是我第一次跟他合作

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对了, 宝珠
你今天有没有看报纸？

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没有, 什么事？

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报纸说我们两个
昨天在服装间争戏服穿

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差一点打起来

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可是…我昨天好像没见过你

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就是嘛

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什么意思嘛

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报纸怎么可以乱写呢？

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就是呀, 报纸乱写一通

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我得找罗先生罗太太谈谈了

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这个无中生有的确是不对

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该你了
邵小姐

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谢谢莲姐

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好…不客气

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我饱了

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你才吃了三口就饱了

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对啊, 算命的说我的女儿是仙女命

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她不喜欢吃人间烟火的

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所以只吃一点点东西

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算命说的话毫无科学根据
你居然相信

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对不起

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发财

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等等碰牌, 发财

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不碰了

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不行, 你说碰就得碰, 碰牌

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我说等等

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等等可以不碰了, 我现在不碰

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怎么能这样？你说碰了就要碰

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算了

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不是啊, 她说了嘛

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她说了碰怎么能不碰呢？

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你自己慢慢打好了

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什么意思
你就算不打也要打完这一把嘛

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打完了再说

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牌都翻开了, 我怎么打？我不打了

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阿薇的脾气怎么这么坏

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算了吧

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什么算了, 是她不对嘛

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下次再打

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三缺一现在怎么打啊？

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芳芳, 你坐下来打

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你打一会儿…

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我输了很多, 快点…

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气死我了, 她居然这么过份

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我以后绝对不再跟她们打

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妈, 你每一次都这么说的

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可是每一次人家一叫你
你就去了

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因为是任姐和仙姐叫我
我给她们面子

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阿好

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好姐…

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妈, 刚才我打电话来的时候

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爸爸也在的

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不要嘛, 老爷

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来呀, 只不过一次嘛

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不行啊, 老爷

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如果让太太知道, 不得了啦

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怕什么？你不说我不说
太太怎么会知道？

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来…

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不要嘛老爷, 你放手

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我说不怕嘛

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你们两个在干什么？

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太太, 他…老爷他

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我很饿, 我想吃饼

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老婆, 都怪我不好

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我以后绝对不再偷吃了

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外人不知道
以为我刻薄你们父女两个

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别生气嘛, 妈

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其实我跟爸爸
都知道你这么做是为我们好

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要不然呢我早就变成了大胖猪

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而爸爸就变成了超级大胖子

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对啊…

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你啊, 看看你现在的身材
跟我以前嫁你的时候都不一样

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为什么？

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二十几年来, 你胖了八十几磅

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没办法, 中年发胖

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我怎么没中年发胖？

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我嫁你的时候二十二寸腰

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现在还是二十二寸腰

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妈啊, 你的身材太棒了

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如果我像你那样就好了

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这个没办法
谁叫你不像我像你爸爸

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喝水都胖

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老爷, 太太, 小姐, 可以吃饭了

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是不是又是豆腐, 油菜和蒸鸡蛋

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不是, 今天吃西餐

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好棒

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西餐？

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好

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真的是像模像样

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煎牛排？

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还是猪排？

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罗太太给我的营养餐单

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她说现在外国很多男女明星
和有钱人都是吃这种餐

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我看看

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这是什么？

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她说这叫做鸡蛋生菜沙拉

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不知道好不好吃, 试试看

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冷的？

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好姐, 拿进去把它弄热

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去

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我的天, 怎么会重了两磅

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我知道了, 妈

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我今天还没上厕所

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不是啊, 你两边脸都见胖了

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不行啊, 今天晚上开始
你要多跳半个钟头的绳

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乖

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脸太胖了上镜不漂亮的, 女儿

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来

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我过去给你爸爸量血压

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宝珠, 你得跳得快一点

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宝珠

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跳快一点

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宝珠

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跳快一点

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你藏了些什么？给我看看

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拿出来

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你知不知道
这个跟毒药没什么分别的

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妈, 是影迷送给我的

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真拿你没办法

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从今晚开始
我看着你跳完绳我再回去睡觉

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小姐, 赠你两句好吗？

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你上庭饱满, 而下庭有力

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将来必定能嫁个如意郎君
一定会有一段美满姻缘

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听到没有
人家说你会嫁个如意郎君

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不害羞

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什么

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珍

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这只表好漂亮

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对啊

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你们两位果然心有灵犀

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我们买下来吧

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多少钱

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既然你们俩那么喜欢
便宜点十二块吧

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十二块啊？

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不要买了, 珍

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老板, 十二块

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谢谢你, 谢谢

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阿珍, 买完手表剩下两毛钱
吃不了东西

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这只表很配你, 两毛钱可以吃濑粉

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两碗

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东叔, 我光要濑粉

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肉是送的, 油菜也是送的

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谢谢东叔

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女朋友？

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阿珍, 东叔

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东叔

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好漂亮啊

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我要去一下厕所

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前面左转

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我陪你去吧

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不用了, 我自己去好了

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小心点

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前面左转

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阿莲, 什么时候陪我看电影

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今天的橘子好棒

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天天买橘子, 不要提了

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阿珍…

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东叔, 糟了
阿珍这么久还不回来

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对了, 她去了很久了

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她会不会出事

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不会吧

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不如我去厕所找她

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女厕

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男人怎么进女厕

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舅舅

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你可不可以帮我进女厕找个人

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阿萍, 阿珍呢？

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没有啊

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她梳了辫子, 穿着唐装, 有件蓝

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里面没有人

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珍

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阿源这种男人真是绝种了

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爱情专一, 心肠又好, 绝种

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保叔…

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糟了, 保叔

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来了…

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糟了

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什么事啊？

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糟了…

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什么糟了？

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糟了, 这次真的糟了

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刚刚我睡了一半呢
我发觉我感冒了

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所以我很想喝一碗苦茶

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我跑下楼看你关了门
那不就是没得喝了吗？

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你说糟不糟？

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什么？你开什么玩笑？

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三更半夜来敲门
就是为了喝杯苦茶？

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对啊

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我妈说, 感冒可大可小

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拜托你啦, 给我一杯苦茶好吗

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真受不了你

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阿珍, 拿杯苦茶给他喝

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是

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你跑到那儿去了？

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刚刚在夜市碰到爸爸, 赶快回来啦

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吓死我了

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我以为你被色狼抓走了呢

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我怎么会呢

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很难说

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喝完苦茶快点走

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知道了, 这苦茶好苦

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快点走吧

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阿珍, 关上门, 快点

239
00:12:43,770 --> 00:12:45,500
走了, 保叔

240
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:53,240
我抛…我杀…

241
00:12:53,371 --> 00:12:53,940
天王

242
00:12:54,114 --> 00:12:56,070
我要清清楚楚看见所有的人

243
00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:57,140
没问题

244
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,057
省点底片

245
00:12:58,220 --> 00:12:59,340
放心

246
00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:02,750
左源

247
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,120
又跑那儿去了？

248
00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:06,580
站在我旁边嘛

249
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,420
是…

250
00:13:07,530 --> 00:13:08,690
老是到处跑

251
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,520
去, 看看他们搞定没有
搞定马上开工

252
00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:12,860
好的…

253
00:13:13,770 --> 00:13:17,630
基哥…淮备了…

254
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,270
你们两个家伙

255
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,430
你们两个真不够朋友

256
00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:23,260
居然失约

257
00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:24,470
什么失约啊？

258
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:25,170
对啊

259
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:29,980
你们两个糊涂虫
昨晚约好了去大三元吃饭的嘛

260
00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:32,140
气死那个讨厌的部长嘛

261
00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:33,950
你们两个居然不来

262
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:34,610
是吗？

263
00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:36,500
你以为我骗你？

264
00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:40,310
我昨晚叫那个部长
蒸了条三斤的老鼠斑

265
00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:42,450
可惜一个人吃, 真浪费

266
00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:44,930
那你有没有叫鸡炖翅？

267
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:45,790
和大网鲍呢？

268
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,520
有啊…你怎么知道？

269
00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:51,000
去

270
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,140
这个表你玩了一个早上了
很漂亮

271
00:13:54,270 --> 00:13:55,170
给我看看

272
00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:57,640
是阿珍送给我的, 是块好表

273
00:13:57,810 --> 00:13:59,400
你听不到吗
“滴滴打打”的响

274
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,340
对不对？

275
00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:02,970
这种便宜表, 我家里大把

276
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,010
比它漂亮多了

277
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:04,780
对…

278
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,310
对…我看看

279
00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:07,850
你们三个就位了, 还聊？

280
00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:09,390
来了…
导演

281
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:10,860
导演

282
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,100
珠姐, 基哥

283
00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:15,920
宝珠, 这场戏是说
你扶住受了伤的师兄基哥

284
00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:17,620
跟这三个反派打

285
00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:19,960
他过来, 你砍他

286
00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:20,860
砍他

287
00:14:20,970 --> 00:14:22,690
这一个过来, 你挡开就行了

288
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:25,270
他过来, 你就挡头

289
00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:27,540
扫腿, 劈头

290
00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:28,800
三招？

291
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,170
对啊, 很简单

292
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,300
来, 就位, 来

293
00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:33,540
好了…就位了…

294
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:34,940
到那边去等

295
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,070
走快点

296
00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:38,350
宝珠
挡头

297
00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:39,740
不明白？

298
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:44,350
最后那几招, 我记得不太清楚

299
00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:47,150
不用担心, 基哥教你

300
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,490
首先抓住我的手

301
00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:56,660
第一招呢就是揩油

302
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:57,940
不是, 是挡头

303
00:14:58,171 --> 00:14:58,930
挡头

304
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:01,900
之后呢就是扫腿

305
00:15:02,010 --> 00:15:03,030
扫腿

306
00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:04,800
再之后呢就是劈头

307
00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:05,840
劈头

308
00:15:06,314 --> 00:15:07,310
对了

309
00:15:08,085 --> 00:15:11,050
“武林圣火令一出鬼神惊”
二十八场TAKE 1

310
00:15:11,550 --> 00:15:12,710
别跑

311
00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:13,780
站住

312
00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:19,020
师妹, 你还是自己走吧
不要管我了

313
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,110
师兄, 我不能把你丢下

314
00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:23,660
要生一起生, 要死一起死

315
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:26,020
就让我来对付这三个狗贼

316
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,380
对不起, 你没事吧？

317
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:36,420
TAKE 2

318
00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:44,820
对不起

319
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:45,940
TAKE 4

320
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:48,910
TAKE 7

321
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,020
TAKE 12

322
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,450
对不起

323
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:06,380
宝珠, 我有车, 送你

324
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,900
不用了, 我司机来接我

325
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:10,580
再见

326
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:11,700
BYE

327
00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,660
怎么啦？心痒

328
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,100
看…你看什么看？

329
00:16:24,210 --> 00:16:25,640
要你的时候不见人

330
00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:28,170
现在像跟屁虫, 滚开

331
00:16:29,628 --> 00:16:30,860
真不聪明

332
00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:35,710
程宝珠
我不相信我徐基搞不定你

333
00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:38,971
我看你还是省点好了

334
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,650
他妈是出了名的难应付

335
00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:45,160
精明老练, 比X光机还厉害

336
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:48,560
你想接近她？别作梦了

337
00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:52,130
我这个人呢专向高难度挑战

338
00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:54,890
跟你打赌一千块

339
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:58,970
在这部戏拍完之前
我一定搞定她

340
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,770
好, 一言为定

341
00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:03,780
我加快速度, 七天把它拍完

342
00:17:04,410 --> 00:17:05,400
七天是吧？

343
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,285
阿奇…

344
00:17:13,420 --> 00:17:15,150
你真的伤得这么重？

345
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:19,340
我现在证实
那个程宝珠不只眼睛有问题

346
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,390
她的脑袋一定是小时候烧坏了

347
00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:24,090
怎么可能那三招
打了十几二十下都打不到呢

348
00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:26,000
算了, 我看她也不是故意的

349
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,530
如果她故意, 我杀了她

350
00:17:27,820 --> 00:17:31,020
她真是眼大嘴小, 糊里糊涂

351
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:33,980
像她这种所谓的大明星

352
00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:37,810
怎么会把我们临时演员
这种小角色当人看

353
00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:40,940
你死你的事
她怎么会用心去学去记呢

354
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,660
干什么？阿奇说得对

355
00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:52,020
好好用心
早晚有一天你会成为演员的

356
00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:55,120
我们走吧, 阿源

357
00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:58,860
劈头, 扫腿

358
00:17:59,200 --> 00:17:59,760
宝珠

359
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:00,370
不对

360
00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:01,290
宝珠

361
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:02,460
妈

362
00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:05,570
小姐, 喝杯花旗参茶吧

363
00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:06,670
谢谢好姐

364
00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:11,670
你刚吃饱饭就出来练功
一晚上不停的劈头扫腿

365
00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:13,680
一个多小时了, 你不累吗？

366
00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:15,380
妈, 你不明白

367
00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:20,880
今天我拍场打斗的戏
光是那三招, 我NG了十几次

368
00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:24,820
每一次还错手打伤了我对手
真不好意思

369
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,740
小姐, 你是大明星嘛

370
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:31,700
那些小角色, 死十个也是小事

371
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:33,620
话不能这么说

372
00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:36,200
我打伤人就是我不对了

373
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:38,660
妈啊

374
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,260
喝点什么汤可以去瘀血的

375
00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:43,870
田七无花果炖鸡

376
00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:46,060
好姐

377
00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:50,110
你明天就帮我炖一壶
田七无花果炖鸡汤去片场

378
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:52,740
让我请他们喝, 算是道歉好了

379
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:55,650
给我

380
00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:57,390
太太

381
00:18:57,790 --> 00:19:00,520
等一会再练, 妈有话要跟你说

382
00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:08,990
宝珠, 你的心肠太好了
这个呢完全像我

383
00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:13,110
不过要记住
有时候做人呢心肠不能太软

384
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:18,210
尤其是在这个圈子里面
很多人是披着羊皮的狼

385
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:22,000
俗话说得好, 害人之心是不可有

386
00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:24,980
防人之心不可无

387
00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:26,860
你放心吧, 妈

388
00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:30,660
一切有你帮我看着
没有人敢欺负我的

389
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,350
真是傻丫头

390
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:37,020
对了, 你今天拍那部
“武林圣火令一出鬼神惊”

391
00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:39,300
跟那个徐基合作习不习惯？

392
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,790
马马虎虎啦

393
00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:48,657
他怎么会突然这么红
听说他是从外国回来的, 是不是？

394
00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:50,340
是吗？

395
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:54,540
那么你跟他开工聊天的时候
他没跟你提过吗？

396
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,680
今天才第一天开工嘛
哪有时间聊天？

397
00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:01,020
说得对

398
00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:03,920
好了, 你不要练太晚

399
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:06,350
太太

400
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:09,760
服装间说啊
小姐这件衣服是新做好的

401
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:14,200
这种红色, 宝珠穿起来很胖的

402
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:16,730
妈, 是拍黑白片

403
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,810
上了镜, 不觉得的

404
00:20:18,970 --> 00:20:21,910
什么不觉得
深浅色不一样, 差很远的

405
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,300
我跟娥姐谈一谈

406
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:47,580
宝珠, 你今天好漂亮

407
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:48,800
是吗？

408
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:53,660
尤其是你的口红实在吸引人

409
00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:57,340
就好像好莱坞的女神
玛莉莲梦露一样

410
00:20:58,110 --> 00:21:00,420
玛莉莲梦露

411
00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:13,720
宝珠, 什么事？

412
00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:14,690
妈

413
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,100
什么事
妈啊

414
00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:18,100
基哥他

415
00:21:18,370 --> 00:21:19,460
基哥

416
00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:21,140
怎么啦？

417
00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:25,060
他的眼睛不知道干什么
一直不停的挤眉弄眼

418
00:21:27,610 --> 00:21:28,470
对啊, 伯母

419
00:21:28,610 --> 00:21:31,130
一早上都是这样

420
00:21:31,380 --> 00:21:33,110
眼眉跳是吗？

421
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:33,710
对啊

422
00:21:33,780 --> 00:21:36,680
听人家说啊, 眼眉跳
用口水擦一擦就没事了

423
00:21:36,850 --> 00:21:38,010
我来帮你擦

424
00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:39,210
不用了…

425
00:21:39,350 --> 00:21:40,510
不用了, 伯母

426
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,520
我看我是睡眠不足
休息一下就好了

427
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:47,420
对了, 宝珠
我给你选了件蓝色的

428
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:50,330
这个颜色穿起来很漂亮的
去试试看

429
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,120
妈

430
00:21:54,370 --> 00:21:55,060
基哥

431
00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:55,630
是

432
00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:56,500
睡不够？

433
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,070
对啊

434
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,600
去餐厅喝杯咖啡提提神吧

435
00:22:00,910 --> 00:22:01,640
好啊

436
00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:02,470
走吧

437
00:22:05,810 --> 00:22:06,800
基哥

438
00:22:07,310 --> 00:22:10,770
你的眼眉现在没什么事了吧？

439
00:22:11,990 --> 00:22:17,360
程太太, 你这一招实在了不起
现在什么事都没了

440
00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:22,490
做这一行经常睡眠不足呢
抵抗力是弱了点

441
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,500
基哥, 你一天拍三组都撑得住

442
00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:30,970
难怪你这么快
就当上罗氏公司的当家小生

443
00:22:31,410 --> 00:22:33,700
程太太, 你过奖了

444
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:37,510
其实说到红呢
有谁比得上宝珠姐呢？

445
00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:44,280
宝珠她刚刚才起步
她今年只有十九岁, 还小

446
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,950
她要走的路还长着呢

447
00:22:47,180 --> 00:22:50,490
我的目的呢是要她做亚洲影后

448
00:22:50,690 --> 00:22:53,580
其他一切, 什么都不想了

449
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,620
没错…

450
00:22:58,220 --> 00:23:00,100
基哥, 你也说没错

451
00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:05,000
其实干你们这一行
最怕就是闹出桃色新闻

452
00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:06,420
你明白的

453
00:23:06,514 --> 00:23:09,570
那些影迷最恨看到这种事情嘛

454
00:23:10,910 --> 00:23:11,810
对啊

455
00:23:12,550 --> 00:23:16,740
所以呢其实我也不隐瞒你, 程太太

456
00:23:16,820 --> 00:23:21,080
你知道吗
在旧金山我已经有未婚妻了

457
00:23:21,190 --> 00:23:22,420
没人知道的

458
00:23:23,740 --> 00:23:25,120
你已经订婚了？

459
00:23:25,230 --> 00:23:27,820
对, 她还是个醋坛子呢

460
00:23:28,030 --> 00:23:30,590
你知道吗
她之所以让我跟宝珠合作

461
00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:34,960
因为她知道
我对宝珠像对妹妹那么细心

462
00:23:35,170 --> 00:23:38,900
绝对不会有桃色新闻发生
她才放心的

463
00:23:39,310 --> 00:23:42,330
基哥, 你这么说, 我就放心了

464
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:58,980
好晒

465
00:23:59,140 --> 00:24:00,380
好热

466
00:24:01,457 --> 00:24:03,990
我们今天拍什么
什么时候拍？

467
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,660
我知道, 你们听我说

468
00:24:05,740 --> 00:24:06,300
什么？

469
00:24:06,380 --> 00:24:11,260
故事是说, 我演的就是
程宝珠和基哥的同门师弟

470
00:24:11,370 --> 00:24:11,900
是吗？

471
00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:15,400
在武林上是颇有名气
的响当当的人马

472
00:24:15,710 --> 00:24:18,110
不过有一天受奸人所害

473
00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:22,640
今天的剧情就是
交代你们两个无名小卒呢

474
00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:27,700
押着我这个响当当的师弟呢
正在前往这个刑场的途中

475
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:30,950
基哥和宝珠姐突然杀出
奋不顾身的救我

476
00:24:31,190 --> 00:24:33,130
那你的戏很多？做师弟？

477
00:24:33,330 --> 00:24:36,320
没多少戏
整部戏他只有这么一场

478
00:24:36,430 --> 00:24:37,460
什么意思？

479
00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:40,580
师什么弟, 不就是死囚

480
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,930
我还以为你有多厉害呢
原来是死囚啊

481
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,630
你不要靠我这么近

482
00:24:45,740 --> 00:24:47,870
对啊, 走远一点
死囚这种角色不吉利的

483
00:24:48,010 --> 00:24:50,180
做死囚多舒服

484
00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:54,000
起码不用怕那个武林圣火令

485
00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:55,820
怕什么武林圣火令

486
00:24:56,180 --> 00:24:58,210
你还不懂？程宝珠

487
00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,950
程宝珠为什么是武林圣火令？

488
00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:01,750
武林圣火令的下一句就是

489
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:06,950
一出鬼神惊

490
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,130
什么意思？

491
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:13,670
神经刀程宝珠
说不定会被她砍上几刀

492
00:25:13,730 --> 00:25:14,360
对啊

493
00:25:14,540 --> 00:25:16,370
我们不是得跟她过两招的吗？

494
00:25:16,540 --> 00:25:18,730
我不怕, 我是做死囚的

495
00:25:18,970 --> 00:25:22,200
我也不怕
她每一次只是打中你的嘛

496
00:25:22,310 --> 00:25:23,380
你

497
00:25:25,110 --> 00:25:26,370
又要跟她打？

498
00:25:26,510 --> 00:25:27,340
你作主吧

499
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:32,680
导演…这下麻烦大了
宝珠姐那把连戏的宝剑不见了

500
00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:35,520
你怎么那么笨
不见了去找别的来用

501
00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:36,110
快点

502
00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:38,140
没有宝剑, 只有一把刀

503
00:25:39,210 --> 00:25:42,240
你知不知道猪是怎么死的
就拿把刀嘛

504
00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:45,710
这怎么行？刀跟剑差得很远

505
00:25:45,850 --> 00:25:48,410
没脑筋, 这是黑白片嘛

506
00:25:48,550 --> 00:25:49,780
拍出来谁晓得

507
00:25:49,890 --> 00:25:50,620
来…

508
00:25:56,490 --> 00:25:57,260
怎么样, 基哥？

509
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,457
程太太请你喝咖啡了没有？

510
00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:02,690
早上喝过了

511
00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:06,380
你怎么知道？

512
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:12,020
每一个跟宝珠第一次合作的男主角
都要喝杯开工咖啡的

513
00:26:14,820 --> 00:26:16,260
现在知道扎手了

514
00:26:16,850 --> 00:26:20,150
这样吧, 投降输一半, 愿不愿意？

515
00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:21,720
想得美

516
00:26:24,371 --> 00:26:28,660
不出五天之内
程宝珠一定逃不出我的五指山

517
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,620
劈头, 扫腰
小姐

518
00:26:34,180 --> 00:26:35,500
小姐, 喝碗汤吧

519
00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:38,380
好姐

520
00:26:38,780 --> 00:26:41,790
不如你把汤盛出来请大家喝

521
00:26:41,970 --> 00:26:42,670
这

522
00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:46,828
特别是请死囚旁边那两个人

523
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:49,457
好了没有？

524
00:26:49,514 --> 00:26:50,114
行了

525
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,942
临时演员, 临时演员过来拿刀

526
00:26:54,690 --> 00:26:56,080
慢吞吞的

527
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,170
副导演

528
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:02,730
副导演

529
00:27:02,810 --> 00:27:03,500
我叫人去拿刀

530
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,300
你们为什么不去拿刀？

531
00:27:05,380 --> 00:27:06,100
是吗？

532
00:27:06,220 --> 00:27:06,810
没听到

533
00:27:06,910 --> 00:27:08,310
对啊, 你叫临时演员拿刀的

534
00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:09,070
对啊

535
00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:10,680
你们不是临时演员？

536
00:27:10,780 --> 00:27:11,580
不是啊

537
00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:13,210
我们是合约演员

538
00:27:13,342 --> 00:27:14,020
去

539
00:27:14,780 --> 00:27:18,690
你说你签的约
是不是做临时演员的约

540
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,260
对啊, 是不是啊？

541
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,130
还不走？

542
00:27:31,210 --> 00:27:32,740
上车啊, 死囚

543
00:27:36,210 --> 00:27:39,020
我不是死囚, 我是师弟

544
00:27:39,810 --> 00:27:43,860
我在武林中
是一个颇有名气的武林中人

545
00:27:44,590 --> 00:27:46,580
可惜受奸人所害

546
00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:50,860
我们小姐叫我拿汤给你喝

547
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:51,820
什么汤？

548
00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:53,620
田七无花果炖鸡

549
00:27:53,980 --> 00:27:56,600
去瘀血, 我们小姐叫你多喝一点

550
00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:57,360
什么？

551
00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:06,800
去, 猫哭耗子

552
00:28:09,010 --> 00:28:10,170
谢谢你, 大姐, 谢谢…

553
00:28:10,310 --> 00:28:11,500
谢谢…

554
00:28:13,780 --> 00:28:15,010
来, 喝…

555
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:15,670
我不喝

556
00:28:15,750 --> 00:28:16,340
喝了

557
00:28:16,450 --> 00:28:16,920
我不喝

558
00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:17,570
喝了

559
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:18,540
我不喝

560
00:28:18,820 --> 00:28:20,410
大丈夫说不喝就不喝

561
00:28:20,550 --> 00:28:23,280
等你们喝了没事我再喝

562
00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:27,930
我们喝完了, 没事了

563
00:28:28,430 --> 00:28:30,790
你喝吧, 快点, 人家看着呢

564
00:28:31,260 --> 00:28:33,220
好, 喝下去也好

565
00:28:39,940 --> 00:28:41,100
发生什么事？

566
00:28:41,210 --> 00:28:42,640
怎么回事…

567
00:28:42,710 --> 00:28:43,370
怎么了…

568
00:28:43,580 --> 00:28:45,980
你怎么了？你没事吧？

569
00:28:48,850 --> 00:28:51,750
叫他不要玩了, 导演过来了

570
00:28:51,990 --> 00:28:54,650
阿奇, 起来, 不要玩了

571
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,410
什么事？

572
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,660
这家伙羊癫疯
你叫他来开工, 你疯啦？

573
00:29:03,330 --> 00:29:07,057
好像不是玩, 他是不是噎住了？

574
00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:13,942
我打

575
00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:30,890
出来了…好了…放下…

576
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,820
不就噎到了嘛, 没事了…

577
00:29:33,060 --> 00:29:35,940
没事了…开工…

578
00:29:36,630 --> 00:29:37,190
你怎么样

579
00:29:37,330 --> 00:29:37,940
宝珠…

580
00:29:39,220 --> 00:29:40,580
我们对一对剧本吧

581
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,340
来啊, 到那边对一对

582
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:44,560
来

583
00:29:45,314 --> 00:29:46,828
你怎么样？没事吧？

584
00:29:47,170 --> 00:29:48,330
我没事

585
00:29:48,510 --> 00:29:49,570
吓死我了

586
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,010
你真是倒楣啊你

587
00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:55,170
大家喝汤都没事
只有你居然被无花果给噎住

588
00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:55,770
真要命

589
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,650
反正每次碰上她这个克星
我都没好结果

590
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:00,950
还好像越来越严重

591
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,500
你也感觉到？

592
00:30:02,690 --> 00:30:04,950
对, 实在想起来像真的

593
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,560
待会你要跟宝珠姐过两招

594
00:30:09,260 --> 00:30:10,190
乔峰

595
00:30:10,430 --> 00:30:11,290
干什么？

596
00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:14,790
干脆我们两个调换角色吧
你做高级兵

597
00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:15,800
这怎么行？

598
00:30:15,970 --> 00:30:17,330
我们是不是兄弟？

599
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,630
当然不是啦

600
00:30:18,770 --> 00:30:19,760
我姓乔你姓李啊

601
00:30:19,910 --> 00:30:21,100
好, 拉倒

602
00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:23,570
本来我有三句对白的
想便宜你

603
00:30:23,710 --> 00:30:25,270
你不肯做, 拉倒

604
00:30:25,410 --> 00:30:26,780
真的？

605
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:27,980
真的不能再真了

606
00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:29,480
阿源, 你说对不对？

607
00:30:29,550 --> 00:30:30,340
阿源, 真的？

608
00:30:30,450 --> 00:30:32,180
不过你不肯做, 算了

609
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,880
等一等…

610
00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:36,890
阿奇, 你怎么说怎么好

611
00:30:38,060 --> 00:30:39,390
别后悔

612
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:45,090
关起来, 可以了

613
00:30:45,370 --> 00:30:46,700
听着…

614
00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:51,020
这场戏呢是说你们两个
押他去刑场

615
00:30:51,460 --> 00:30:55,060
途中基哥跟宝珠姐杀进来救人

616
00:30:56,460 --> 00:30:58,700
你呢就在里面一直叫救命就行了

617
00:30:58,850 --> 00:30:59,940
明白了, 导演

618
00:31:00,180 --> 00:31:01,710
你跟基哥打

619
00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:03,780
你跟宝珠打

620
00:31:03,950 --> 00:31:04,470
是

621
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,550
到最后被她杀了

622
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:07,650
就这样

623
00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:09,390
去排一排

624
00:31:09,460 --> 00:31:10,420
导演啊导演

625
00:31:10,590 --> 00:31:12,790
我还不清楚我那三句对白

626
00:31:12,930 --> 00:31:13,860
三句对白？

627
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:14,780
是

628
00:31:16,530 --> 00:31:19,330
呀, 哎呀, 呀

629
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,560
就是这样啊, 导演？

630
00:31:21,940 --> 00:31:24,070
你以为你是谁？

631
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:25,530
高级官兵

632
00:31:26,170 --> 00:31:28,540
官兵呢就好好叫吧你

633
00:31:28,610 --> 00:31:29,540
开工

634
00:31:31,110 --> 00:31:33,340
阿源…我看我们也排练一下

635
00:31:33,450 --> 00:31:34,640
很重要的, 来

636
00:31:36,050 --> 00:31:36,780
救命

637
00:31:37,350 --> 00:31:38,280
救命

638
00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:41,740
武林圣火令一出鬼神惊
一场TAKE 1

639
00:31:46,990 --> 00:31:48,930
师弟, 你不用怕

640
00:31:49,060 --> 00:31:51,914
不用怕, 我跟师兄来救你了

641
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:56,990
救命呀

642
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:10,540
救命呀…

643
00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:18,680
死

644
00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:29,560
救命啊…

645
00:32:31,940 --> 00:32:33,200
救命啊

646
00:32:40,010 --> 00:32:44,310
救命啊…救…

647
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,520
撞成这样, 会不会内伤

648
00:32:52,690 --> 00:32:55,090
没关系的, 只是一点点皮外伤

649
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,720
做临时演员也这么危险？

650
00:32:57,900 --> 00:33:00,870
不是啊, 是他自己倒楣
纯粹是意外

651
00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:06,270
纯粹意外, 纯粹陷害才对

652
00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:08,570
奇哥, 忍着痛

653
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,280
小姐, 怎么称呼？

654
00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:20,880
你是谁？

655
00:33:21,220 --> 00:33:24,420
小弟姓乔名峰
行年二十三尚未娶妻

656
00:33:24,620 --> 00:33:28,360
他还说自己住在
九龙塘牛津道三十二号

657
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,050
浅水湾还有栋别墅

658
00:33:30,630 --> 00:33:34,290
对啊, 他老爸还有很多钱
说不定几千万还不止呢

659
00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:36,500
说不定现在有一亿了

660
00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:39,700
阿峰, 你得看看医生了

661
00:33:39,810 --> 00:33:40,670
伯父, 谢谢你

662
00:33:40,770 --> 00:33:42,940
我身体健康, 很少看医生的

663
00:33:43,110 --> 00:33:44,870
那么留下来吃顿便饭吧

664
00:33:44,980 --> 00:33:47,740
不用客气了, 伯母
我约了柏立基吃饭

665
00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:50,150
谁是柏立基？名字好熟

666
00:33:50,350 --> 00:33:52,150
住在港督府里面的柏立基

667
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,980
你是说港督柏立基

668
00:33:55,220 --> 00:33:55,940
对啊

669
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,350
你跟港督吃饭？

670
00:33:57,460 --> 00:33:58,980
我每年会去一两次的

671
00:33:59,130 --> 00:34:01,690
那还不去？港督在等你吃饭

672
00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:04,400
对啊

673
00:34:04,940 --> 00:34:07,130
那么各位, 告辞了

674
00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:09,160
你干嘛来接我呢

675
00:34:09,300 --> 00:34:11,000
我坐二十三号公车就行了

676
00:34:11,140 --> 00:34:12,940
少爷, 你还要回去换衣服

677
00:34:14,310 --> 00:34:17,140
不就是见港督嘛
又不是英皇乔治五世

678
00:34:23,650 --> 00:34:24,410
师兄

679
00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:29,260
我真的太久没像今天这样
可以游山玩水了

680
00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:33,020
师妹, 时候也不早了

681
00:34:33,660 --> 00:34:37,590
要是再不回去练功的话
恐怕师父会责骂的

682
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:38,960
我们回去吧

683
00:34:39,470 --> 00:34:40,190
好的

684
00:34:40,530 --> 00:34:42,460
CUT, 很好

685
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:43,980
怎么样, 导演

686
00:34:45,340 --> 00:34:47,470
基哥, 宝珠, 休息一会儿

687
00:34:47,610 --> 00:34:48,160
好的

688
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,970
天王, 机器到这边来
宝珠, 休息一下吧

689
00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:54,420
你先过去好了

690
00:34:54,710 --> 00:34:55,340
好

691
00:34:58,020 --> 00:34:58,780
左源

692
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,180
什么事啊, 宝珠姐

693
00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:01,490
你有没有见过李奇

694
00:35:01,790 --> 00:35:04,380
不好意思, 今天还没有见过他

695
00:35:12,630 --> 00:35:13,720
珠姐, 喝茶

696
00:35:14,860 --> 00:35:15,700
谢谢

697
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,340
宝珠, 平常有什么消遣

698
00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:29,780
没有啊

699
00:35:30,220 --> 00:35:31,140
听音乐呢？

700
00:35:31,950 --> 00:35:32,470
没有

701
00:35:32,550 --> 00:35:34,020
弹琴, 画画

702
00:35:34,490 --> 00:35:35,650
没有

703
00:35:35,860 --> 00:35:39,190
跳舞, 跳高, 跳远, 跳水

704
00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:40,990
推铅球, 扔铁饼, 举重

705
00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:42,420
没有…

706
00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:44,290
那你到底喜欢什么？

707
00:35:44,430 --> 00:35:45,160
李…

708
00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:48,670
宝珠姐, 导演说可以就位了

709
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,200
谢谢

710
00:35:59,850 --> 00:36:00,860
今天怎么看不到乔峰？

711
00:36:00,971 --> 00:36:02,200
对啊, 没看到他

712
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:03,380
有没有看到乔峰

713
00:36:03,485 --> 00:36:04,114
在那儿

714
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,940
你干什么？撞邪？

715
00:36:07,820 --> 00:36:09,080
是不是生病了？

716
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,680
是啊, 单思病

717
00:36:10,714 --> 00:36:12,660
单思病

718
00:36:13,130 --> 00:36:14,530
你照照镜子吧

719
00:36:14,660 --> 00:36:17,390
你喜欢人家
人家不一定喜欢你

720
00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:19,020
谁说的, 我也很英俊

721
00:36:19,130 --> 00:36:21,100
谁那么倒楣被你单思？

722
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:21,720
对啊

723
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,000
你妹妹阿燕

724
00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:25,220
什么？你这个混蛋想泡我妹妹？

725
00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:26,740
CUT

726
00:36:27,940 --> 00:36:29,430
左源, 搞什么？

727
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,540
是谁在吵？

728
00:36:34,050 --> 00:36:35,570
对不起…

729
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,310
活该你做一辈子临时演员

730
00:36:37,450 --> 00:36:38,640
什么玩意

731
00:36:42,020 --> 00:36:43,680
宝珠, 我们再来一次

732
00:36:43,820 --> 00:36:46,380
导演, 你等我一下
我马上回来

733
00:36:47,890 --> 00:36:49,890
我告诉你, 你别作梦想得美啊你

734
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:50,390
对啊

735
00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:50,900
李奇

736
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,140
宝珠姐…

737
00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:53,940
你没事吧？

738
00:36:54,030 --> 00:36:55,660
没事, 死不了

739
00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:58,380
有没有去看医生？花了多少钱

740
00:36:58,660 --> 00:37:00,180
不如我还给你

741
00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:02,830
猫哭耗子假慈悲

742
00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:05,500
怎么有记者来照相吗？

743
00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:07,300
没有啊

744
00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:10,210
那你干嘛那么好心？再见

745
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,820
她这种人, 见她前面, 恨她后面

746
00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:19,180
奇哥, 真了不起

747
00:37:19,330 --> 00:37:19,760
什么？

748
00:37:19,830 --> 00:37:21,090
宝珠姐被你骂得头都低下了

749
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,530
这个当然, 骂就骂她, 我怕什么

750
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,300
别那么小器嘛, 阿奇

751
00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:27,760
什么？她是我的克星

752
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:32,600
导演, 可以再来了

753
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:33,740
好, 来…

754
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,210
导演, 这下麻烦大了

755
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,020
那个鬼见愁没有来啊

756
00:37:37,460 --> 00:37:38,740
他怎么混？

757
00:37:39,140 --> 00:37:40,800
找个临时演员顶替

758
00:37:40,950 --> 00:37:43,250
这怎要行？他有对白的

759
00:37:43,780 --> 00:37:46,820
导演, 不如试试里面那个男的吧

760
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:48,580
哪一个？

761
00:37:48,940 --> 00:37:51,580
穿蓝衣服的那个

762
00:37:51,940 --> 00:37:52,660
他啊？

763
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:54,990
行不行啊？要说对白的

764
00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:56,500
试试看嘛

765
00:37:58,060 --> 00:38:00,090
宝珠姐开口, 绝对没问题

766
00:38:00,270 --> 00:38:02,890
左源
把剧本拿给他, 叫他背熟对白

767
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:04,230
那个笨蛋？

768
00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:05,290
去啊

769
00:38:08,070 --> 00:38:10,140
对了, 宝珠, 为什么要找他？

770
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:14,240
副导演

771
00:38:14,350 --> 00:38:14,780
副导演

772
00:38:14,910 --> 00:38:16,540
把对白背熟

773
00:38:17,220 --> 00:38:18,060
我？

774
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,650
为什么谁都不选选我？

775
00:38:20,790 --> 00:38:21,780
你可神气了

776
00:38:21,890 --> 00:38:24,220
宝珠姐亲口说要找你

777
00:38:24,690 --> 00:38:26,820
找我？真的假的？

778
00:38:27,260 --> 00:38:30,320
你做不做？不做我做
不是那么容易有对白的

779
00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:32,060
我出两百块, 我做

780
00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:35,200
我哪说不做了？有得做当然做

781
00:38:54,450 --> 00:38:56,050
好威风

782
00:38:56,260 --> 00:38:59,850
阿奇, 你好威风, 比曹达华还神气

783
00:38:59,930 --> 00:39:00,620
对啊

784
00:39:00,730 --> 00:39:01,390
真的吗？

785
00:39:01,460 --> 00:39:02,020
是啊…

786
00:39:02,130 --> 00:39:03,860
宝珠姐对着你笑

787
00:39:08,870 --> 00:39:10,060
大侠就位了

788
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,260
来了

789
00:39:20,710 --> 00:39:21,340
CAMERA

790
00:39:26,490 --> 00:39:33,420
在下正是御前一品
带刀侍卫鬼见愁了

791
00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:42,600
CUT, 做得好

792
00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:46,300
真棒…

793
00:39:51,310 --> 00:39:55,010
阿奇, 你真的威风八面
羡慕死我们了

794
00:39:55,150 --> 00:39:56,740
签名…

795
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:57,580
签名？

796
00:39:57,850 --> 00:39:58,910
大侠

797
00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:01,380
换衣服

798
00:40:07,690 --> 00:40:09,940
怎么鬼见愁变成‘’癞痢”头？

799
00:40:10,142 --> 00:40:11,430
我说不是

800
00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:14,020
是鬼见愁变成鬼见走

801
00:40:14,130 --> 00:40:16,000
冤鬼见到他都马上走

802
00:40:16,140 --> 00:40:21,100
那个编剧周碌明说
大起大落才会有戏演

803
00:40:22,010 --> 00:40:23,440
大侠就位了

804
00:40:23,540 --> 00:40:24,640
来了

805
00:40:26,210 --> 00:40:28,270
救命啊

806
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,010
救命呀

807
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:34,450
救命呀, 我惧高

808
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:38,480
导演, 你看他怕死了
你赶快放他下来吧

809
00:40:38,660 --> 00:40:40,750
没关系, 吊一会儿就习惯了

810
00:40:41,530 --> 00:40:42,390
来淮备

811
00:40:42,830 --> 00:40:44,420
救命啊
CAMERA

812
00:40:46,430 --> 00:40:49,400
我惧高…

813
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:51,600
救命啊

814
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:59,170
你没吃饭啊？用一点力嘛

815
00:41:00,780 --> 00:41:03,210
我惧高

816
00:41:19,300 --> 00:41:21,660
你笑够了没有？

817
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:25,900
我不笑好了

818
00:41:26,270 --> 00:41:28,660
大不了待会到楼上
我提都不提好了吧

819
00:41:28,828 --> 00:41:31,600
你说的, 说出来长口疮

820
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,440
你先上楼好了

821
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:35,810
又是阿珍

822
00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:39,580
我要帮阿珍打烊, 奇哥

823
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,440
重色轻友

824
00:41:41,790 --> 00:41:42,740
走啊

825
00:41:54,230 --> 00:41:54,780
我来帮你

826
00:41:54,930 --> 00:41:55,660
不用了

827
00:41:57,770 --> 00:41:58,940
什么事？

828
00:42:00,110 --> 00:42:01,370
没什么, 你回去吧

829
00:42:01,910 --> 00:42:02,770
你不舒服？

830
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,740
不是…我没事

831
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,220
你的脸怎么啦？

832
00:42:06,810 --> 00:42:08,110
我看看

833
00:42:09,950 --> 00:42:11,340
怎么会这样的？

834
00:42:11,650 --> 00:42:14,210
源哥, 爸爸知道我们的事情了

835
00:42:14,420 --> 00:42:16,540
是保叔把你打成这样

836
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:20,120
疼不疼

837
00:42:20,730 --> 00:42:22,890
对了, 他现在去你家找你了

838
00:42:23,780 --> 00:42:26,860
你千万不要上去
不然被他看到就不得了啦

839
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:32,440
我阿珍从来没有这么大胆过
是你阿源教坏她的

840
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,110
我哥哥光明正大顶天立地
怎么会教坏阿珍？

841
00:42:35,270 --> 00:42:37,180
你是小鸡不管管老鹰

842
00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:40,880
去, 才一百块嘛
我小祥随时可以赚到了

843
00:42:41,010 --> 00:42:42,480
源哥用得着在你那儿偷吗？

844
00:42:42,550 --> 00:42:43,240
小祥, 别多嘴

845
00:42:43,350 --> 00:42:46,020
你们大家不要一起针对单眼保嘛

846
00:42:46,580 --> 00:42:47,780
反正我不管

847
00:42:47,950 --> 00:42:51,190
从今天开始以后不许他们两个来往

848
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,330
谈恋爱是两个人的事
关你什么事？

849
00:42:54,430 --> 00:42:55,940
对啊, 现在流行自由恋爱

850
00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:58,400
既然他们情投意合
让他们发展好了

851
00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:02,730
好啊, 你能拿出五千块礼金
我马上送女儿过门

852
00:43:02,870 --> 00:43:04,840
五千块, 你的胃口太大了吧

853
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,490
你是嫁女儿还是卖女儿

854
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,730
五千块钱, 娶工展小姐都行了

855
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,270
用得着娶阿珍吗？

856
00:43:10,510 --> 00:43:11,910
对啊, 我也觉得划不来

857
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:12,810
小祥

858
00:43:13,220 --> 00:43:18,257
保哥, 他们两个还年轻
谈婚论嫁呢晚一点再说

859
00:43:18,820 --> 00:43:20,740
我早知道你们没钱

860
00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:22,580
在香港生活困难

861
00:43:22,690 --> 00:43:25,380
这是五千块, 怎么拿得出来

862
00:43:25,860 --> 00:43:27,180
没有去借

863
00:43:27,460 --> 00:43:30,860
谢信, 你以前也跟我借过
三百块钱结婚的

864
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,970
那些钱我早就还给你了

865
00:43:33,070 --> 00:43:34,290
还了又怎么样？

866
00:43:34,430 --> 00:43:38,490
反正你以前跟我借过
我一辈子都可以说你, 数你, 臭你

867
00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:39,600
真过份

868
00:43:39,710 --> 00:43:41,060
有借有还, 上等之人

869
00:43:41,180 --> 00:43:42,700
就算跟你借钱又怎么样？

870
00:43:42,940 --> 00:43:44,220
你不要那么多嘴

871
00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:45,640
你小时候发高烧

872
00:43:45,780 --> 00:43:48,040
也是我借钱给你老爸带你看医生的
知道吗

873
00:43:48,150 --> 00:43:49,240
你…

874
00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:52,820
信哥, 你明知道他讨厌嘛
干嘛还跟他借钱呢？

875
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:53,440
真是

876
00:43:54,020 --> 00:43:56,700
总之我今天要说的就这么多

877
00:43:56,980 --> 00:43:59,480
有钱有阿珍, 没钱不要想

878
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,050
走开…一群穷光蛋不要脸

879
00:44:02,260 --> 00:44:04,820
我告诉你, 我冯人吭我不怕你

880
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,290
什么意思