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==难兄难弟 GOTV 第4集==
===1010U===

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情况恶劣

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岂止情况恶劣, 简直太伤脑筋了

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五千块钱

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我怎么可能有五千块钱给他呢

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五千块还可以慢慢想办法

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现在最伤脑筋的是你老爸

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我爸爸怎么啦

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你老爸最重视什么

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最重视面子
对了

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就是嘛, 单眼保说你爸爸
二十几年前跟他借钱结婚

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说得他脸都绿了

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我看到他气得从黄脸变黑脸变白脸

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几乎要爆血管

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我完了, 我不回家了
我怎么面对他

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丑媳妇终须见公婆
难道你睡大马路

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就是嘛
睡马路就睡马路, 我不回去了

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这样好了, 用孙子兵法第十六计

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装傻扮呆

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孙子兵法我很熟, 好像没有这条计

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管它有没有, 决定装傻扮呆

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当它什么事都没发生过

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以不变应万变, 好主意

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对啊

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老头, 吃粽子吧

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阿源知道你喜欢吃, 特别买给你的

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对啊, 是咸肉粽

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还很热, 又香, 看到都流口水

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每一个都那么好, 不吃才笨呢

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有个像阿源这么孝顺的儿子
你几辈子修来的

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可以吃了没有？我好累
吃完了我要睡觉

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没辙了, 得信叔先吃

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对啊, 信叔
如果你再不吃, 连我们都没得吃了

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既然大家盛情难却
信叔, 吃一点点吧

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不吃, 又不是大三元的烧乳鸽

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别生气了, 爸爸

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我不生气, 有什么好生气的

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大不了…大不了你今晚罚我跪一夜

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对啊

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不用了, 免得让祖宗看了生气

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一把年纪了, 你不要食古不化嘛

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你们慢慢吃吧

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你生孩子气也没用

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俗话说得好
宁欺白头翁, 莫欺少年穷

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将来阿源赚到钱

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别说是五千块, 五万块也有

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我没生他的气, 我气自己没本事

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你告诉儿子

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如果他真的喜欢人家女儿
就得好好赚钱

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宁愿当和尚

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也不要跟人家借钱结婚

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爸爸, 你经常教我的

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做人最重要忠直

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就算去要饭, 腰板也要挺直了

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一群兔崽子, 古灵精怪的

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吃粽子, 爸爸

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吃粽子吧, 都凉了
吃粽子…

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给我杯苦茶, 谢谢
好

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一毛钱, 谢谢你

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谢谢

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麻烦你买单

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好的

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单眼保不在

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他不在, 你进去, 走呀

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谢谢

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珍

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源哥

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阿珍, 你这个源哥真痴情

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上班之前非要来看一看你

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怎么样？你脸没事吧

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没什么了

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你们两个干什么

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光顾你, 难道不行

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阿珍, 进去擦地

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我想…

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想什么？想捱揍？滚进去

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单眼保

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我们见个面, 你不用这么狠

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对啊

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是不是光顾？不是赶快滚开

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当然不光顾你了
我宁愿省下两毛钱

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穷也不在乎两毛钱

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这顿我请, 两碗五花茶, 坐下来

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喝两毛钱苦茶也想半天, 真没出息

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有什么办法可以最快赚到五千块
娶阿珍过门呢

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有的, 四个字, 吭、蒙、拐、骗

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犯法的事我当然不会做了

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要不然用三个字, 卖、当、借

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想一些实际点的行吗

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可惜我的爸爸去安南了

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要不然五千块, 实在小意思

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五千块, 除非买张马票, 中头奖吧

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开工了…来…

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今天这样安排
我跟阿奇去一厂, “洪熙官”

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你跟阿源二厂, “怒剑狂沙”

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等等, 我不想碰到程宝珠
我去二厂

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我跟你对调
我也不想看到那个邵芳芳

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我去哪里都无所谓

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无所谓就走吧, 开工…

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待会儿一过来你闪

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然后就是一脚, 这样踢过去

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一脚踢过去

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对了, 怎么心不在焉

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培养一下情绪吧, 我去看看镜头

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谢谢导演

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别客气

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导演, 待会儿机器摆哪儿

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当然是这里了
干干净净的, 全都拍得到

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好, 全都拍到

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当然了, 最简单了
知道…

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你的表好漂亮

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珠姐, 便宜货, 这个…

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他的订情物

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你开工的时候不要拿出来玩

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我高兴
当心被人偷了

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你乌鸦嘴

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对了, 你的那个朋友没有来

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阿奇？阿奇他在二厂

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他看到你比老鼠见猫还惨

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很不错

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你们两个干什么

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导演

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胡闹回化妆间

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你拿着它干什么

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还给你
要不要做一个给你

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不用…导演, 还给你

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快放回去

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导演, 麻烦你过来一下

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好

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再见导演…

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叫你别玩他的灵位嘛

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不好意思, 你朋友呢

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阿源, 他在一厂开工

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他不想捱你骂

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冯人吭, 你过来一下

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来…

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芳芳姐…

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你去哪里

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我拍了二厂过来一厂

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你想躲都躲不了

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谁要躲你

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我又没做错事, 干嘛要躲你

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谢源, 导演找你

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走

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基哥, 见你像老鼠拉龟没地方入手

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这女人真伤脑筋

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既不水性杨花, 也不贪慕虚荣

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兄弟一场, 现在投降还来得及

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你别作梦了, 我徐基泡钮哪失过手

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这个是程宝珠

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不是你在咬的口香糖, 说咬就咬

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程宝珠我当口香糖一样咬

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我咬得没味道了, 变得又干又硬
我就吐出去

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你也真够下流

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彼此彼此

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天助我也, 好, 出绝招

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（LOVE ME TENDER LOVE ME DEAR）

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（AND I ALWAYS WILL）

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（LOVE ME TENDER LOVE ME TRUE）

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（ALL MY DREAMS COME TRUE）

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（FOR MY DARLING…）

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基哥, 你小声一点行不行
我在背对白

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我唱得不好听吗

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有一点点难听

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基哥, 这块是不是迷人巧克力

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对, 我从瑞士带回来的

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请你吃

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好好吃

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小姑娘, 你一个人？你长得不错

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有两下子, 我喜欢

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你敢泼我

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打架了…

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你干什么？打架了…

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打架了…

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我的表呢？我给你的表呢

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我还给你了

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没有…

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我刚刚还给你了

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那边在打架, 是不是丢了

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怎么会掉的？你拿着的

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你看看那边, 那边在打架

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在打架对不对？你去看看

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CUT

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你干什么

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对不起…

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神经病

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导演, 他想捡他的表

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捡表

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开什么玩笑
你疯了你

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你不知道底片多贵？真是的

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走…

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耽误我时间, 神经病
快走

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你弄坏我的表

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走呀
快滚

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今天真倒楣

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表弄坏了, 阿珍也没看到

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阿源, 今天天气太冷

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还是暖和点再来等吧

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再等一会儿吧, 阿珍会出来的

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你这样子等她
她怎么知道你在这儿

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我们心有灵犀一点通

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喵…

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混球, 这么晚出来干什么
还不回去

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真没出息, 跟这种穷光蛋混

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我看你混身发痒了, 想捱揍是不是

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滚进去

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那个单眼保居然这样打女儿

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怎么做人爸爸

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阿珍有这样的爸爸真是可怜

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我说最无辜的是奇哥了
连他都湿了

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你还年轻, 还怕找不到老婆

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甩阿珍去找别人

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大嘴巴

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以前我爸爸拿水炮射你都不走

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你什么事都告诉人家
是不是想吵架

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我懒得理你
阿源

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女人多的是

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干脆叫嬅姐介绍一打给你

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这个简单
只要源哥开口, 就包在我嬅姐身上

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对啊

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多情自古空馀恨

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小祥, 谁教你说的

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这是大戏的台词

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哪出大戏说的

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“雷鸣金鼓战笳声”

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你记性这么好

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阿奇, 你好了没有？好冷

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好了

229
00:15:08,246 --> 00:15:09,907
你躲在里面那么久搞什么

230
00:15:10,147 --> 00:15:12,411
反正进去了, 顺便大便

231
00:15:13,184 --> 00:15:14,651
奇哥, 有没有着凉

232
00:15:14,819 --> 00:15:17,583
没有, 我经常到泳棚去游冬泳

233
00:15:18,055 --> 00:15:20,546
阿源, 洗完澡出来喝碗汤

234
00:15:21,626 --> 00:15:22,422
蚊子

235
00:15:23,094 --> 00:15:23,780
珍

236
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,422
蚊子
阿珍…

237
00:15:25,563 --> 00:15:27,620
我说有蚊子

238
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:29,793
干嘛说得那么像阿珍

239
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,331
今天晚上收工你自己回家吧
我不来接你了

240
00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:39,580
为什么

241
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,772
去你师父那里打几圈

242
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:46,544
你不是说过不跟芳妈打牌了吗

243
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,260
我是说过

244
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:51,144
可是她一直找我, 有什么办法呢

245
00:15:55,826 --> 00:15:59,159
珠姐, 你胃疼啊

246
00:15:59,630 --> 00:16:01,029
我肚子饿

247
00:16:01,232 --> 00:16:03,757
怎么搞的？肚子饿得吃饭

248
00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:05,426
今天华哥没有来

249
00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:07,435
导演说可以早点收工

250
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:10,500
干爹怎么会误场

251
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:13,610
他还在澳门那边推牌九

252
00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:16,900
干爹他到底怎么搞的

253
00:16:17,982 --> 00:16:21,110
基哥, 对不起, 今天可以早收工

254
00:16:21,218 --> 00:16:22,185
谢谢你
THANK YOU

255
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:25,384
兄弟们, 收工了…

256
00:16:25,556 --> 00:16:27,023
宝珠, 收工了

257
00:16:27,592 --> 00:16:28,740
对了, 基哥

258
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:31,719
你今天还有没有那种迷人巧克力

259
00:16:32,063 --> 00:16:34,531
不好意思, 我已经吃光了

260
00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:37,891
没关系, 这样好了

261
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:43,268
我带你去吃环游世界大餐

262
00:16:47,345 --> 00:16:49,711
瑞士鸡翅膀, 洛漫蒂猪排

263
00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:51,338
葡萄牙肥鸡

264
00:16:51,449 --> 00:16:55,385
还有我每天都要吃的
法兰克福咸猪脚

265
00:17:13,237 --> 00:17:16,536
五分钟不到就吃光了, 你真能吃

266
00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:19,940
老实告诉你, 我长这么大

267
00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:22,274
从来都没有像今天这么个吃法

268
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,646
对了, 我上个洗手间

269
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:26,545
请便

270
00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:58,107
你是吃饱了, 待会儿该轮到我了

271
00:18:06,991 --> 00:18:08,300
去完洗手间了
是啊

272
00:18:08,993 --> 00:18:13,430
宝珠, 来, 喝点柳丁汁, 帮助消化

273
00:18:20,304 --> 00:18:21,396
这么晚了

274
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:26,699
对不起, 我真是笨手笨脚
不好意思

275
00:18:27,044 --> 00:18:29,604
不过我真的要赶回去了

276
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:35,008
没关系, 我送你

277
00:18:38,589 --> 00:18:43,185
糟了, 又重了一磅十二盎斯

278
00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:46,591
妈, 是不是又得跳绳了

279
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:50,527
当然了, 难道你想变大肥猪吗

280
00:18:50,968 --> 00:18:52,128
今天要跳多久

281
00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:54,433
跳到累再睡吧

282
00:18:57,620 --> 00:19:01,435
奇怪, 你什么都没吃
怎么还会重呢

283
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:04,944
对, 真是搞不懂

284
00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:09,818
真是莫名奇妙, 慢慢跳吧

285
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:18,027
其实跳跳绳也很应该

286
00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:22,495
好吧, 让我跳跳

287
00:19:22,633 --> 00:19:24,100
把瑞士鸡翅膀跳掉

288
00:19:24,201 --> 00:19:26,931
再跳, 把德国咸猪脚跳掉

289
00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:38,575
看见他真是可怜, 捱得剩半条命了
你以为他是铁打的

290
00:19:38,783 --> 00:19:41,581
现在什么都不知道, 就只知道赚钱

291
00:19:42,787 --> 00:19:45,756
疯了, 一天演二十几个角色

292
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:48,223
好人坏人男人女人老虎老鼠

293
00:19:48,425 --> 00:19:49,949
连大笨钟他都做了

294
00:19:50,094 --> 00:19:52,187
才多四块钱, 他也愿意

295
00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:55,332
那个阿珍又不是工展小姐

296
00:19:55,432 --> 00:19:59,334
收了工, 还要跑夜市去当伙计
真要命

297
00:19:59,436 --> 00:20:01,404
小命早晚会玩完的

298
00:20:01,839 --> 00:20:04,137
我看不行了, 得叫他起来了

299
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:05,436
对…
我来叫

300
00:20:06,644 --> 00:20:07,838
有蚊子

301
00:20:08,145 --> 00:20:09,100
珍…

302
00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:11,277
不是阿珍, 是你很笨

303
00:20:11,348 --> 00:20:13,509
不是很笨, 你是胡混

304
00:20:13,651 --> 00:20:14,982
不是胡混, 是起来

305
00:20:15,553 --> 00:20:16,212
很晚了

306
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:16,945
起来吧

307
00:20:17,021 --> 00:20:19,012
起来就起来, 干嘛要骂我

308
00:20:19,423 --> 00:20:20,720
几点了
谢源

309
00:20:21,826 --> 00:20:22,660
我赔给你的

310
00:20:23,694 --> 00:20:26,925
干嘛？又不是我自己那个表

311
00:20:27,198 --> 00:20:28,495
你拿回去吧

312
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,533
我上次真的不是故意的

313
00:20:30,868 --> 00:20:34,167
阿源, 男子汉大丈夫, 不要太小器

314
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,460
对, 人家都还你一个表了

315
00:20:37,675 --> 00:20:39,973
做人不能够太过份

316
00:20:40,778 --> 00:20:42,109
这个表不错

317
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:45,906
拿到当铺把它当了, 可以狠吃几顿

318
00:20:46,050 --> 00:20:46,948
你…

319
00:20:48,419 --> 00:20:50,751
你早点叫我起来嘛, 我要去洗碗了

320
00:20:54,024 --> 00:20:55,958
他也太蛮不讲理了

321
00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,017
你有所不知

322
00:20:59,314 --> 00:21:03,890
那个怀表
是他女朋友送给他的订情信物

323
00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:07,727
你说, 爱情的魔力多么伟大

324
00:21:08,172 --> 00:21:11,300
看来这个和还真的不错
我暂时保管

325
00:21:11,408 --> 00:21:12,739
趁火打劫

326
00:21:17,414 --> 00:21:19,220
来…
谢谢…

327
00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:21,782
两碗鹅米, 一碗冷面
阿源…

328
00:21:21,886 --> 00:21:23,911
我不是要鹅米, 我是要鸡河

329
00:21:24,088 --> 00:21:27,620
阿源, 我不是要烧鹅米粉
我是要叉鹅濑粉

330
00:21:27,691 --> 00:21:27,986
对啊

331
00:21:28,058 --> 00:21:29,719
我要烧鹅面, 这碗是冷面

332
00:21:29,827 --> 00:21:30,418
好…

333
00:21:30,561 --> 00:21:31,926
你搞什么
对不起…

334
00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:34,190
叫十碗错九碗
头大无脑, 脑里长草

335
00:21:34,331 --> 00:21:35,764
你妈怎么生你的

336
00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:39,827
胖子东, 干活嘛
用得着连他妈都骂

337
00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:42,402
什么？我就是这样子
不服气可以别干

338
00:21:42,539 --> 00:21:43,740
不干就不干, 了不起

339
00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:47,980
算了, 确实是我做错了

340
00:21:48,220 --> 00:21:50,278
赚人家的钱总得捱骂的

341
00:21:50,381 --> 00:21:52,815
算你聪明, 做事, 还站这儿干嘛

342
00:21:55,870 --> 00:21:56,930
火气那么大

343
00:21:57,340 --> 00:21:59,530
人穷志短, 真没话说

344
00:21:59,670 --> 00:22:02,470
没想到爱情的魔力这么伟大

345
00:22:02,810 --> 00:22:05,470
会叫一个壮男都变成小狗

346
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,810
其实说真的
那个阿珍又不是工展小姐

347
00:22:08,950 --> 00:22:10,420
犯得着为她那么累吗

348
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,810
冯人吭
你怎么说来说去都是这一句

349
00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:13,980
我说的是…

350
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:18,480
总之赶快吃完, 赶快走, 免得受罪

351
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:19,490
快点喝

352
00:22:29,670 --> 00:22:31,500
东叔借五千块钱给你娶老婆吧

353
00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:34,730
不要, 我爸爸不许我借钱结婚

354
00:22:34,910 --> 00:22:36,740
他说做人最重要忠直

355
00:22:36,810 --> 00:22:38,740
就算要饭, 腰板都要挺直了

356
00:22:39,110 --> 00:22:40,080
别那么傻了

357
00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:43,620
东叔当年就是欠两百块娶不了老婆

358
00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:45,180
到现在还要遗憾终生

359
00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:47,280
阿珍会等我的, 你放心好了

360
00:22:48,390 --> 00:22:49,080
舅舅

361
00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:52,420
生日快乐

362
00:22:52,860 --> 00:22:54,020
居然记得

363
00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:55,300
怎么会不记得

364
00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:59,260
阿源, 我外甥女, 你们见过了

365
00:22:59,930 --> 00:23:02,420
见过, 你的痴情食客嘛

366
00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:06,530
他不是来光顾的, 来帮忙的
他是兼职伙计

367
00:23:06,710 --> 00:23:10,370
对, 怎么称呼你

368
00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:12,910
高秀萍

369
00:23:13,150 --> 00:23:14,270
对, 叫我阿萍好了

370
00:23:14,450 --> 00:23:15,940
我叫阿源, 你好

371
00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:19,340
反正不急着走, 一起吃, 来…

372
00:23:22,450 --> 00:23:25,360
我这个外甥女真是个好人

373
00:23:25,590 --> 00:23:28,420
不过最可惜是有个很讨厌的妈妈

374
00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:32,190
他叫你舅舅, 她妈妈不是你姐姐吗

375
00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:34,730
你不要在我面前提起这个人
不要提她

376
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:37,200
说什么说得这么大声？舅舅

377
00:23:37,670 --> 00:23:42,770
他说那套什么“狸猫换太子”
他为那个女主角不值

378
00:23:43,310 --> 00:23:44,640
谈戏谈得这么激动

379
00:23:44,780 --> 00:23:45,370
对啊

380
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:50,210
很晚了, 她得回去了, 回去休息吧

381
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,480
阿萍, 你住哪儿

382
00:23:56,490 --> 00:23:57,480
住西环

383
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,550
是吗？顺路, 我送你

384
00:24:00,130 --> 00:24:01,220
不用了

385
00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:04,560
这么晚了一个女孩子不安全
有人陪你会好一点

386
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,060
对, 阿源靠得住

387
00:24:18,380 --> 00:24:21,700
听舅舅说, 你白天做临时演员

388
00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:23,240
那你不是认识很多明星吗

389
00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:26,410
我认识他们, 他们不认识我

390
00:24:27,060 --> 00:24:29,610
不过那个邵芳芳一定认识我

391
00:24:29,690 --> 00:24:31,180
我没见过有人这么不讲理

392
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,060
她怎么不讲理

393
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:35,450
他说我是色狼

394
00:24:35,530 --> 00:24:37,320
你以为大明星就了不起

395
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,330
我看也许是误会

396
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,980
她还把我的表弄坏了

397
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:42,940
人家想赔给你的

398
00:24:44,070 --> 00:24:46,700
没什么？我没说话

399
00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:49,130
你住西环什么街

400
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:51,730
第三街

401
00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:53,500
这里就是第三街了

402
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,860
对, 我就住在前面

403
00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:57,020
我送你上楼

404
00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:58,640
不用了, 我自己上楼好了

405
00:24:58,850 --> 00:25:00,550
这街上的人我全都认识

406
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,520
那…好吧, 晚安

407
00:25:02,690 --> 00:25:03,660
拜拜…

408
00:25:18,670 --> 00:25:21,100
乖, 你看这狗多乖

409
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:22,860
我看一定是有人养的

410
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:23,420
是啊

411
00:25:23,540 --> 00:25:24,540
好了, 回家了

412
00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:29,100
你住这里, 这狗不认识你

413
00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:33,840
这样存钱, 存到死还不够五千块

414
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:36,980
不用二十年也得十八年

415
00:25:37,260 --> 00:25:38,700
到时候阿珍四十岁

416
00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:40,220
你都四十好几了

417
00:25:40,780 --> 00:25:44,530
阿源, 人无横财不富
马无野草不肥

418
00:25:44,860 --> 00:25:47,060
拿所有钱买马票, 拼一次

419
00:25:47,270 --> 00:25:50,960
你别开玩笑, 我爸爸说
做人不可以贪不劳而获的东西

420
00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:52,370
一辈子这么傻

421
00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:56,700
练练太极拳
阿源, 你妹妹阿燕呢

422
00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:59,180
她哪有那么早下班
送出去

423
00:25:59,580 --> 00:26:00,730
找她什么事
拿回来

424
00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:04,440
不是, 我打算约你们一起去听
山打根大乐队

425
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:05,740
什么山打根

426
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,720
世界闻名的山打根大乐队

427
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,280
是个三个人的大乐队
是吗

428
00:26:10,390 --> 00:26:11,410
我听都没听过

429
00:26:11,740 --> 00:26:12,330
对啊

430
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,890
下个星期才到香港

431
00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:16,380
我打算约你们一起去听, 我请客

432
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,210
你请？好啊
到时候再说, 都不知道要不要开工

433
00:26:21,350 --> 00:26:22,710
有人找我就说我不在

434
00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:24,060
知道了

435
00:26:27,100 --> 00:26:28,350
他怎么会这个样子

436
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,550
他每次回来都这么急

437
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:32,650
我看看

438
00:26:32,790 --> 00:26:33,660
冯人吭, 你出来

439
00:26:33,730 --> 00:26:34,620
老兄
他没回来

440
00:26:34,730 --> 00:26:35,220
什么事

441
00:26:35,330 --> 00:26:36,850
对, 他不在, 还没回来

442
00:26:37,060 --> 00:26:37,780
是吗

443
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:38,990
谢谢

444
00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:40,120
不客气
打扰了

445
00:26:40,230 --> 00:26:41,030
再见

446
00:26:44,540 --> 00:26:45,530
昆叔…

447
00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:46,800
这次走得真快

448
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,610
我问你, 你怎么惹这种人回来
怎么回事

449
00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:51,900
都是那队山打根大乐队

450
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,470
山打根大乐队

451
00:26:53,580 --> 00:26:56,070
对, 那是夜总会的经理

452
00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:58,080
他让我做中间人搭路

453
00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,080
谁知道那群野人失约

454
00:27:00,190 --> 00:27:02,550
可是我收了人家订金了

455
00:27:03,260 --> 00:27:05,850
怪不得被人追得喘不过气来

456
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,520
你把钱退给人就行了
是啊

457
00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:11,220
谁不知道
可是那些订金我送给赌场了

458
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,020
你实在太过份了

459
00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:15,100
那么订金到底多少钱

460
00:27:15,270 --> 00:27:16,500
五百块

461
00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:18,670
五百块那么多

462
00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:20,200
这次神仙都救不了你了

463
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:20,920
离谱

464
00:27:21,020 --> 00:27:23,390
这次你大难临头了

465
00:27:23,790 --> 00:27:27,520
叫我下个礼拜
到哪儿去找队山打根大乐队出来呢

466
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,790
山打根

467
00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:43,340
太棒了…
正牌的山打根都比不上你们

468
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,510
冯人吭, 这样子行不行
会不会得罪人家

469
00:27:46,650 --> 00:27:50,910
你放心, 有谁见过山打根大乐队呢
没问题

470
00:27:51,050 --> 00:27:55,350
如果不是要帮阿源赚钱娶老婆
我才不会这样子装神弄鬼

471
00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:56,750
我也不想扮了

472
00:27:56,860 --> 00:27:58,520
我怕被人拆穿了要坐牢

473
00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:02,450
你不会临阵退缩吧
你这样会害死我的

474
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,620
阿源, 五千块扮一次
可以娶得到阿珍了

475
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:10,050
说得对, 反正唱唱歌, 表演一下
只是娱乐大众, 没什么关系

476
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:12,160
当然没关系了, 就这么决定了

477
00:28:12,460 --> 00:28:12,920
可是…

478
00:28:13,090 --> 00:28:14,490
经理, 你好

479
00:28:14,630 --> 00:28:15,420
冯人吭
在

480
00:28:15,530 --> 00:28:16,520
你不是说不能来吗

481
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:18,860
怎么会不来呢？专机

482
00:28:19,580 --> 00:28:22,130
天大的面子请来山打根大乐队

483
00:28:22,980 --> 00:28:24,860
什么？这就是山打根大乐队

484
00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:27,600
对, 如假包换

485
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:40,550
山打根

486
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:41,720
他们唱什么

487
00:28:42,550 --> 00:28:43,650
山打根

488
00:28:50,130 --> 00:28:52,860
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

489
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,630
小朋友和大人, 大家用不着再等了

490
00:28:55,870 --> 00:28:57,840
我们以热烈的掌声欢迎

491
00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:01,800
来自非洲的山打根大乐队

492
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:19,620
他们说什么

493
00:29:20,530 --> 00:29:23,120
现在太吵, 待会儿我向你详细报告

494
00:29:40,110 --> 00:29:43,510
基哥, 你说他们在念经还是在唱歌

495
00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:45,810
别管他们唱什么

496
00:29:48,150 --> 00:29:50,120
来, 吃东西

497
00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:28,520
没想到非洲人唱英文歌的发音真淮

498
00:30:28,830 --> 00:30:32,260
你当我白痴？这首明明是非洲话

499
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,600
对…非洲话…

500
00:30:45,910 --> 00:30:47,900
还想走？现在怎么办

501
00:30:48,050 --> 00:30:49,380
不关我的事

502
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:11,290
谁啊

503
00:31:16,740 --> 00:31:17,800
山打根

504
00:31:18,340 --> 00:31:19,310
揍他

505
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,680
别打了…

506
00:31:30,490 --> 00:31:33,050
我告诉你
再不走的话, 打断你的狗腿

507
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,228
我走…别打
你这个混蛋, 滚

508
00:31:36,971 --> 00:31:38,590
谁是混蛋

509
00:31:38,714 --> 00:31:40,300
你差点就失身了

510
00:31:41,230 --> 00:31:42,540
你看看你自己

511
00:31:45,060 --> 00:31:47,730
全行都知道徐基是一个下流的人

512
00:31:48,020 --> 00:31:50,300
你为什么还要跟他来往

513
00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:55,040
我怎么知道？又没人跟我说

514
00:31:56,900 --> 00:32:00,240
其实珠姐
我看你以后真的要带眼识人

515
00:32:00,780 --> 00:32:03,610
你不应该叫程宝珠

516
00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:06,380
你应该叫程蠢猪才对

517
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:11,460
我知道我蠢, 又没有用

518
00:32:13,460 --> 00:32:18,600
糟了, 假如这件事情
明天报纸登出来了

519
00:32:21,910 --> 00:32:23,670
你叫我以后怎么见人

520
00:32:23,940 --> 00:32:24,840
珠姐…

521
00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:25,440
等等我

522
00:32:25,580 --> 00:32:27,010
珠姐…

523
00:32:27,580 --> 00:32:29,210
别这么傻
别这样, 珠姐

524
00:32:29,310 --> 00:32:31,510
蝼蚁尚且偷生, 你别那么笨要自杀

525
00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:32,050
就是嘛

526
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,850
珠姐, 别这样…

527
00:32:33,950 --> 00:32:37,220
你不说, 我不说, 大家都不说
徐基根本就不敢说

528
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,820
报纸怎么会登出来呢

529
00:32:40,057 --> 00:32:42,120
你跳海, 不是等于去喂鱼吗

530
00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:43,090
就是嘛

531
00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:46,100
那么你们是不是真的不会说出来

532
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:51,300
损人不利己的事情
我不会做, 我不会说的

533
00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:56,400
那你们就是答应了我
帮我保守这个秘密

534
00:32:56,510 --> 00:32:59,030
当然了, 你要怎么样才相信

535
00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:05,210
这样好了, 我们发誓以后都不说

536
00:33:07,980 --> 00:33:10,390
好, 那么我也发誓

537
00:33:10,860 --> 00:33:14,020
如果这件事再有人知道的话

538
00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:16,830
我就跳楼死

539
00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:20,060
做鬼都不放过你们三个

540
00:33:20,170 --> 00:33:22,900
宝珠姐, 你就算死
也别死得这么毒嘛

541
00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:25,470
你做人已经克住我了

542
00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:27,700
我拜托你死了之后不要再烦我

543
00:33:27,770 --> 00:33:29,800
求求你不要这样子害我了

544
00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:34,910
宝珠姐, 大丈夫一言九鼎
答应你绝不会说出来, 你放心

545
00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:40,950
大明星, 不要那么不开心

546
00:33:41,150 --> 00:33:43,020
唱首歌给你听吧

547
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,590
贱人…

548
00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:53,530
徐基是个大贱人

549
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:56,260
徐基脱掉你的衣和裙

550
00:33:57,100 --> 00:34:02,100
幸亏遇上我们山打根, 山打根…

551
00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:07,400
师兄, 我会等你的

552
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,710
宝珠, 我在这边

553
00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:11,950
CUT

554
00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:14,940
宝珠, 你是不是不舒服

555
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,610
不舒服就回家休息去吧

556
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,090
对, 是不是不舒服

557
00:34:19,420 --> 00:34:20,790
干爹, 我没事

558
00:34:25,330 --> 00:34:27,660
你们在说什么

559
00:34:27,970 --> 00:34:29,260
我们在说李…

560
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:30,870
我早就知道你们在说我

561
00:34:31,060 --> 00:34:33,060
可是你们答应过我不说出来的

562
00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:36,740
谁在说你？我们是在说李超
别紧张

563
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:37,930
李超是他叔叔

564
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,200
对, 叔叔

565
00:34:39,340 --> 00:34:41,460
叔叔…来…

566
00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:44,740
你看看他, 我们几个像不像

567
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:51,070
愿赌服输

568
00:34:51,210 --> 00:34:52,180
谢谢你, 基哥

569
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:53,940
真是倒楣

570
00:34:54,580 --> 00:34:56,910
好好的跑出三个无赖破坏我的好事

571
00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:58,640
我也为你不值

572
00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:01,750
口香糖放进口里都不能咬
还要吐出来

573
00:35:03,350 --> 00:35:06,050
这群无赖, 我早晚一定要整他们

574
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,590
那我等着看好戏了

575
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,580
一整天没见到冯人吭

576
00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:16,360
会不会被人砍死了

577
00:35:16,630 --> 00:35:18,300
昨晚没有回家

578
00:35:18,370 --> 00:35:20,740
完了, 如果真的
我们太对不起他了

579
00:35:20,810 --> 00:35:21,830
你们知道就好了

580
00:35:22,110 --> 00:35:24,540
你们三个混球
害得我的手差点被人扭断

581
00:35:24,610 --> 00:35:25,130
是吗

582
00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:27,660
昆叔, 是我们不对, 我们不好

583
00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:28,810
对不起…

584
00:35:29,150 --> 00:35:32,050
你们三个人好好的唱了一半
怎么会突然跑掉

585
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,780
我们其实…
非常对不起, 我们不能说

586
00:35:35,980 --> 00:35:37,620
我们去救人
对啊

587
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:41,160
少了一只手, 救了一命
四舍五入, 绝不亏本

588
00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:43,320
你当然不亏本了, 难为我

589
00:35:44,060 --> 00:35:46,760
这样好了, 医药费我包, 好了吧

590
00:35:46,870 --> 00:35:48,580
真的假的？你整天说话云山雾照

591
00:35:48,630 --> 00:35:49,930
不是, 不会…

592
00:35:50,030 --> 00:35:50,630
那算你的了

593
00:35:50,770 --> 00:35:53,200
李导演叫你们三个换衣服入厂

594
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,440
我们已经收工了

595
00:35:54,540 --> 00:35:54,880
是啊

596
00:35:54,910 --> 00:35:55,800
你还要不要混

597
00:35:55,870 --> 00:35:56,840
要…

598
00:35:57,010 --> 00:35:58,670
我们热爱工作, 什么都肯做

599
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,340
是啊, 多赚一点也好, 走…

600
00:36:01,410 --> 00:36:02,140
再见

601
00:36:02,450 --> 00:36:04,640
你们幸福了, 没完没了
我受伤没得做了

602
00:36:08,890 --> 00:36:09,650
左源

603
00:36:09,890 --> 00:36:11,720
在, 左源在这里

604
00:36:11,990 --> 00:36:14,020
搞什么？数来数去差三个

605
00:36:14,390 --> 00:36:16,360
我去找…

606
00:36:19,430 --> 00:36:20,330
什么玩意

607
00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:28,130
好痒, 又不能抓, 怎么办

608
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,760
好多铜人, 忍一忍吧

609
00:36:31,010 --> 00:36:33,340
拍完这场戏就收工, 回家洗澡

610
00:36:33,580 --> 00:36:34,340
吵什么

611
00:36:34,410 --> 00:36:35,170
导演

612
00:36:35,850 --> 00:36:36,640
听着

613
00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:37,150
是

614
00:36:37,220 --> 00:36:40,150
这场戏是洪熙官打十八铜人

615
00:36:40,820 --> 00:36:43,150
待会儿洪熙官进来打你们

616
00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:45,140
全部不许还手

617
00:36:45,490 --> 00:36:46,740
是…

618
00:36:46,890 --> 00:36:47,720
淮备

619
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,300
CAMERA

620
00:37:01,270 --> 00:37:02,830
徐基

621
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,810
他做洪熙官

622
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:07,410
不许还手

623
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:26,760
不许还手, 去死吧…

624
00:37:31,457 --> 00:37:32,730
不许还手

625
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:37,610
还手

626
00:37:47,150 --> 00:37:51,420
打他…

627
00:37:55,820 --> 00:37:57,720
说好了不许还手嘛

628
00:38:00,230 --> 00:38:03,390
心情好, 胃口好, 大家吃吧, 来

629
00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:06,400
像徐基这种人, 真该把他打死

630
00:38:08,110 --> 00:38:09,970
我的腰还疼得很呢

631
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,470
徐基跟你们怎么会有深仇大恨

632
00:38:12,580 --> 00:38:14,100
说起来话可长了

633
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:17,100
又不是让你来说故事？不用干活啦

634
00:38:17,350 --> 00:38:18,180
我去干活了

635
00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:19,180
就是他们

636
00:38:19,950 --> 00:38:21,010
出来

637
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:21,980
干什么

638
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,550
这么凶, 吓谁

639
00:38:27,060 --> 00:38:29,160
你胆子真够大, 基哥你也敢碰

640
00:38:29,430 --> 00:38:31,290
谈判走远一点, 这里要做生意

641
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,980
滚回去, 胖子, 不关你的事

642
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:34,460
我报警

643
00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:35,860
闭上嘴, 四眼田鸡

644
00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:36,830
别这么大声欺负女人

645
00:38:36,970 --> 00:38:38,060
你指什么指
什么

646
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,660
你想找死啊

647
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:44,670
放心, 看来这场决战是在所难免了

648
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,300
我腰很疼, 你先挡着

649
00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:48,210
行了

650
00:38:48,350 --> 00:38:49,280
我精神上支持你

651
00:38:49,540 --> 00:38:50,180
行了

652
00:39:32,820 --> 00:39:35,450
来十个死五对, 还敢来, 别想走

653
00:39:35,630 --> 00:39:36,850
真过份, 这样还有王法吗

654
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,120
你们早晚死于非命

655
00:39:38,330 --> 00:39:40,920
想不到你平常傻兮兮
原来这么厉害

656
00:39:41,070 --> 00:39:42,740
我四岁开始练武功

657
00:39:42,820 --> 00:39:44,800
连牛家良都要叫我声师兄
是吗？

658
00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:46,940
你教我武功吧, 我拜你为师

659
00:39:47,180 --> 00:39:50,540
武功用来强身健体
不是用来打架的

660
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,200
那教我吧, 我经常都头昏昏
我有点高血压

661
00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:54,970
对, 不用看医生
对…教我们

662
00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:56,510
你收我做女徒弟吧
对啊

663
00:39:56,580 --> 00:39:59,050
不要说收徒弟, 大家合得来结拜罗

664
00:39:59,180 --> 00:40:01,980
结拜我愿意
我不客气了, 我一定是老大

665
00:40:02,190 --> 00:40:03,540
我是老二, 我是龙年的

666
00:40:03,780 --> 00:40:06,120
等等…我是龙年二月
老二应该是我

667
00:40:06,220 --> 00:40:09,660
排队还轮不到你
我是龙年正月, 所以我是老二

668
00:40:09,790 --> 00:40:10,560
你这么老

669
00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:11,990
很多事你都看不出来的

670
00:40:12,330 --> 00:40:14,320
你老大, 你老二, 你老三
我是老四

671
00:40:14,470 --> 00:40:14,830
好啊

672
00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:16,020
我最小, 我是老五

673
00:40:16,140 --> 00:40:16,990
老五

674
00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:18,470
我得拿啤酒庆祝一下了
好

675
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:20,820
CAMERA

676
00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:22,170
别跑

677
00:40:26,540 --> 00:40:27,460
CUT

678
00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:29,020
OK

679
00:40:29,180 --> 00:40:30,060
谢谢导演

680
00:40:34,250 --> 00:40:35,310
你们有没有说我

681
00:40:35,420 --> 00:40:37,300
没有, 你干嘛那么紧张

682
00:40:37,860 --> 00:40:40,060
没有, 我只是想提醒你们

683
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,630
你不用提了, 八百年前我就忘记了

684
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,190
立刻走开, 不然帮你传出去

685
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,200
阿奇
干嘛

686
00:40:51,820 --> 00:40:53,470
你怎么可以这样子对女孩子呢

687
00:40:53,570 --> 00:40:53,870
什么

688
00:40:53,970 --> 00:40:57,240
我爸爸说, 男人不可以欺负妇孺

689
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:01,400
我没有欺负妇孺, 我只是赶她走

690
00:41:02,950 --> 00:41:03,740
怎么了？老三

691
00:41:04,050 --> 00:41:05,060
扎到刺

692
00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:06,950
这是报应

693
00:41:07,190 --> 00:41:08,660
看见她就倒楣

694
00:41:08,750 --> 00:41:09,620
活该

695
00:41:11,180 --> 00:41:12,750
今天你们有没有人见过徐基

696
00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:15,740
一不离二, 二不离三

697
00:41:16,220 --> 00:41:18,720
他不会轻易放过我们的

698
00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:21,860
哪怕得了这么多？随机应变吧

699
00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:24,030
有人, 布阵

700
00:41:26,870 --> 00:41:29,170
你们三个干什么
你们三个有神经病

701
00:41:29,270 --> 00:41:31,330
你真讨厌, 走路那么大声
你们神经病

702
00:41:32,580 --> 00:41:34,240
走路大声有罪是不是

703
00:41:34,580 --> 00:41:36,640
不是有罪, 我们怕徐基来寻仇

704
00:41:36,810 --> 00:41:37,340
对啊

705
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,020
放心吧

706
00:41:39,260 --> 00:41:42,940
徐基自己都泥菩萨过江, 自身难保

707
00:41:43,190 --> 00:41:44,180
我听记者说

708
00:41:44,540 --> 00:41:46,520
他被人泼硫酸水进医院了

709
00:41:46,820 --> 00:41:49,290
好消息, 严不严重？有没有毁容

710
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:49,720
对啊

711
00:41:49,790 --> 00:41:52,590
他算走运, 只是泼到了他的屁股

712
00:41:53,830 --> 00:41:56,060
又有人来, 布阵
有人声

713
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:58,230
就位了

714
00:42:03,010 --> 00:42:04,700
在下雨

715
00:42:05,020 --> 00:42:07,540
对, 这么快叫我们出来干什么

716
00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:09,420
都开不了工

717
00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:10,460
就是

718
00:42:11,220 --> 00:42:12,660
奇怪, 你们想想

719
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:14,740
是谁那么狠, 这样对付他

720
00:42:15,220 --> 00:42:19,450
既不是我, 也不是你, 难道是她

721
00:42:20,220 --> 00:42:21,590
她不会那么狠吧

722
00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:24,520
黄蜂尾后针, 最毒妇人心

723
00:42:25,260 --> 00:42:27,180
你们两个说哪个她

724
00:42:27,470 --> 00:42:28,520
程宝珠

725
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,340
对啊

726
00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:31,540
不是我

727
00:42:32,470 --> 00:42:34,180
我也是刚刚知道他进医院

728
00:42:34,420 --> 00:42:36,440
你来干什么？宝珠姐, 来提醒我们

729
00:42:36,610 --> 00:42:37,570
我们已经什么都没说了

730
00:42:37,740 --> 00:42:38,340
对啊

731
00:42:38,580 --> 00:42:42,340
不是, 我很担心
心里面一直都不舒服

732
00:42:42,430 --> 00:42:43,720
好吧, 我再发誓

733
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,400
我要是说出来, 一辈子做临时演员

734
00:42:46,630 --> 00:42:50,090
我也发誓吧, 我再提的话
我下辈子都做临时演员

735
00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:51,930
如果我再说的话, 我做三辈子

736
00:42:52,470 --> 00:42:54,200
你受得了吗

737
00:42:54,340 --> 00:42:55,130
说说而已

738
00:42:55,270 --> 00:42:56,430
你们能不能再发个誓

739
00:42:56,510 --> 00:42:56,840
什么

740
00:42:56,970 --> 00:42:58,140
如果你们说出去的话

741
00:42:58,340 --> 00:42:59,880
连你们家人都做临时演员

742
00:42:59,980 --> 00:43:03,110
不行, 我妈妈没兴趣做这一行

743
00:43:03,180 --> 00:43:05,150
你别作梦, 我全家都全死光啦

744
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:06,810
我是石头蹦出来的

745
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,150
不要理她, 吃点心

746
00:43:10,490 --> 00:43:12,650
烧鹅腿, 还热的
好香

747
00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:18,990
看样子好好吃, 在哪里买的

748
00:43:19,142 --> 00:43:20,060
在夜市

749
00:43:20,970 --> 00:43:23,230
那么夜市里是不是很多东西吃
尝一尝

750
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:24,410
对, 而且很好吃

751
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:25,150
很好吃

752
00:43:25,390 --> 00:43:26,500
连港督都去吃

753
00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:28,120
我想…

754
00:43:28,260 --> 00:43:30,750
想…想什么
我们不会带你去夜市的

755
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,790
你们太好了

756
00:43:35,070 --> 00:43:36,800
我们当然好了, 你以为是徐基

757
00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:39,380
你不要提了嘛

758
00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:41,820
你以后要带眼识人

759
00:43:42,100 --> 00:43:43,220
我怎么知道

760
00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:46,500
坏人又没有坏人两个字刻在额头上

761
00:43:46,660 --> 00:43:49,860
不用看字, 我们就是一个好人

762
00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:53,280
保证你在这儿吃东西不会被人骗

763
00:43:54,380 --> 00:43:55,340
你怎么知道

764
00:43:55,490 --> 00:43:59,580
不是, 他是说
保证你在这里吃东西不会被人骗钱

765
00:43:59,740 --> 00:44:01,520
因为东记是最老实的摊子

766
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:02,420
对…

767
00:44:02,490 --> 00:44:03,150
骗钱

768
00:44:03,260 --> 00:44:05,820
我切条鹅腿, 左腿吧
来…让她尝一尝

769
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:10,290
左腿肉太软, 不太好
要右腿, 右腿有弹性, 很有嚼劲

770
00:44:10,660 --> 00:44:14,400
阿奇, 为什么左腿的肉太软

771
00:44:14,470 --> 00:44:17,000
右腿的肉又有弹性呢？那到底是…

772
00:44:17,070 --> 00:44:21,770
其实这是关系到那只鹅的遗…传

773
00:44:22,210 --> 00:44:23,650
赶快吃, 吃完快回家

774
00:44:23,810 --> 00:44:26,740
这么快走？你什么都没吃

775
00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:29,180
来, 吃一点, 好好吃

776
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,360
不吃, 不要逼我吃

777
00:44:32,260 --> 00:44:34,750
人要脸树要皮, 总得赏个脸

778
00:44:34,860 --> 00:44:37,230
好好吃, 试试看, 来

779
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:38,590
受不了你