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==难兄难弟 GOTV 第5集==
===1010U===

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赶快吃, 吃完回家

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这么快就走？你什么都没吃

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来, 吃一点吧, 很好吃

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不吃, 不要逼我吃

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人要脸树要皮, 总得赏个脸嘛

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好吃啊, 试试看, 来

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受不了你

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其实程宝珠她人不错的

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不摆架子, 和蔼可亲

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可惜跟我相生相克

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是你心理作用

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糟了

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又没开门, 两天没开门了

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我们晚回来嘛

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楼上也没开灯

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睡着了

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今天又看不见阿珍了

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你想见的人见不到

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我不想见的人, 老出现在我面前

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怎么了？胃胀气啊

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不是, 一定又是她在害我

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那些东风螺

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一个晚上没见, 你大病一场啊

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别这样说人家, 人家是大便一场

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拉到天亮

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其实程宝珠吃得更多

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她会不会拉得更严重

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是啊

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别说我狠毒, 拉死活该

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这么说还不狠毒？真过分

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干嘛

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非常精神, 一点事都没有

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对啊, 为什么呢

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在练剑, 宝珠姐

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宝珠姐, 怎么样

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你没事吧？有没有拉肚子

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有啊, 不过我吃过药之后, 没事了

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你吃的是仙丹啊

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对啊

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我也担心你们, 所以呢

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我带了瓶药来给你们

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你快吃

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干嘛

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这种药很有效的, 试试看

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不要

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小心

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不好意思, 老兄

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差那么远, 找机会亲近人家

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我怎么知道

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没事

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宝珠姐…
宝珠

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怎么样？没事吧
小姐

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怎么样？你没事吧？宝珠姐
走开…

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我的脚

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怎么样了
谁把你弄成这样

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是这样的, 刚刚那个灯掉下来

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是啊, 那个灯掉下来
妈

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是我自己不小心, 不关他们的事

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快点, 扶小姐去看医生

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我来帮你

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让开…
滚开

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小心点, 慢慢来

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你算是走运了, 宝珠姐没告诉她妈

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不然的话被她妈知道了
你的麻烦可就大了

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看起来, 好像你克她不是她克你

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什么

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待会去医院看看人家吧

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是啊

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不去, 我又不是她的影迷

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老实说, 是你害人家的

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如果那个灯真的掉下来
早把她压死了

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你就算给人家个机会
让她谢谢你英雄救美

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对啊

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不去

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去嘛

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不去

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那个徐基进了医院
宝珠也进了医院

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我看啊, 他们遇上克星了

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什么克星

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远在天边近在眼前

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是他？

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一生下来就克死了娘

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当年我收留他病了一整年

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李超, 你说谁克死他娘

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什么事…

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我没说错呀我

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别吵…算了…

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这种人懒得跟他吵, 算了
你算什么玩意呀你

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我能把这里买下来你信不信

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算了

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你干什么？你试试看

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女儿

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你真幸福, 受伤可以喝鸡汤

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还可以把鸡也吃下去

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爸爸也想来医院躺躺

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你知道吗？爸爸

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人生呢, 有两大享受

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第一就是睡个够

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第二就是吃个饱

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其实想起来

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我真的要谢谢弄伤我那个人

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对了, 你有没有告诉你妈

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没有

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如果让妈妈知道
她一定会闹得翻天覆地

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人家只是无心之失

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害了人家, 那怎么行

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说得对

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谁呀？请进来

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我出去看看

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这东西是谁拿来的

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是啊

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爸爸

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这个是左腿还是右腿

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右腿

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原来是他

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锺先生…走快点

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叫锺先生

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锺先生

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哭什么？我还没死你哭什么

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越来越不像话, 我一巴掌打死你

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要点什么？小姐

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不好意思, 锺先生, 她叫阿珍
请你叫他们静一点

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好的

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你想我死啊？我非打死你不可

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先生, 麻烦你小声一点

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对不起…好…

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越看你越讨厌, 跟锺先生聊天

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喜不喜欢看电影

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会不会做家务

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会

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你是不是谢源的女朋友

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你是哪位

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我是谢源的朋友, 我看过你的照片

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源哥叫你来找我的

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只是刚好碰上

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恕我多嘴, 你是不是出了什么事

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我知道阿源他很想你

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我…我也很想他

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我改天会去找他

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那就好了

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我要走了, 不然的话
我爸爸又要打我了

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单眼保三天没开店了

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你知道他去哪了吗

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我怎么知道

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你怎么搞的

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你快做人家女婿了

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居然不知道他去哪里

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还没回来

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你味道好重

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是吗？什么味

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没有
医院药味

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你去看过程宝珠了

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我？我干嘛要看她

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要不要我买鲜花
加上烧鹅腿去孝敬她

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口硬心软, 口是心非呀你

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你别管我

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他们父女也许是回乡下去了

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不对啊

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我心里“戚戚凝重”的
有不祥预兆

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不要杞人忧天
整天“有因没果”的

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阿珍一定会来找你的

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走吧

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等等

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你说什么有因没果？什么意思

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那你说什么戚戚凝重

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戚戚凝重在文学上叫做形容词

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是形容凝重得戚戚然

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是吗

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哥哥, 你看谁来了

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源哥

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阿珍

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源哥

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你跑哪儿去了

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我到表姊家住几天

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我担心死了

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我都说你杞人忧天了嘛

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你才失踪三天
我哥担心得心都快掉出来了

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易求无价宝, 难得有情郎

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阿源值得嫁

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你急着让阿源请你喝喜酒是不是

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不是, 他只不过是实话实说

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如果我有女儿, 也会嫁给他

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对啊, 阿源看不上我
不然我送上门

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你们别再取笑我了

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是他自己把事情搞砸的

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本来已经有了五千块
谁知道他们瞎搅和…

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冯仁吭, 你不说话
没人说你是哑巴

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好…

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珍姐, 源哥对你是槟榔树一条心

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小祥, 这句话从哪出戏学回来

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“雷鸣金鼓战家声”

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阿珍, 相请不如偶遇
在这里吃顿便饭吧

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对啊

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不行, 这里人太多了
当然是两个人面对面, 卿卿我我

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说得对, 你们出去玩吧

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我的家人很爱开玩笑
你不要怪他们

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我当然不会怪他们了

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对了

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其实他们说你对我的事
是不是真的

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真的, 怎么可能骗你呢

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我对你是槟榔树一条心

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你不相信, 我可以发誓

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不许你发誓

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阿珍

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源哥

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阿珍

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源哥

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阿珍

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源哥

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阿珍

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阿珍

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源哥

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阿珍
源哥

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阿珍
源哥

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阿珍
源哥

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冰泣淋

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吃冰泣淋
源哥

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麻烦你

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陈玉珍…
你男朋友谢源在大门口等你

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陈玉珍…
你男朋友谢源在大门口等你

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妈妈, 我想吃冰泣淋

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好吧, 我带你去买吧

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源哥

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你跑哪儿去了

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你突然跑掉了
我一转身就找不到你

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我买冰泣淋

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我看下次我们出门呢

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得先买一条红绳子

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一边绑着你一边绑着我

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就不会走丢了, 永远在一起

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我们刚才很多东西都没玩

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也没玩云霄飞车, 也没玩咖啡杯

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没玩摩天轮, 也没玩蜜月花车

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当然了, 你去找我、我去找你
时间都浪费掉了

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我们下个礼拜再去一次吧

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一个礼拜去一次

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很晚了, 回去睡吧

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免得让你爸爸看到又为难你了

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源哥, 你等我一下

241
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:24,990
源哥, 送给你的

242
00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:27,190
送给我？

243
00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:30,380
你先闭上眼睛

244
00:14:55,050 --> 00:14:56,990
这件毛衣材料马马虎虎

245
00:14:57,190 --> 00:14:59,380
你才马马虎虎, 这毛衣特棒的

246
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:00,420
下雪不用怕的

247
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,550
漏了好多针, 有个大洞
你别乱碰, 挖出个洞来了

248
00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:05,500
你别动好不好？你看…

249
00:15:05,685 --> 00:15:08,520
真受不了你那德性
简直是羡慕死人了

250
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:11,630
你羡慕也没有办法
有本事找人给你织一件

251
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:12,860
我来找你呀

252
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,400
你想得美, 找我？讨厌

253
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,660
拜托你学学人家阿珍

254
00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:19,140
又扯到我头上来了, 你找死

255
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:19,940
是事实嘛

256
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,700
阿源, 你得努力点

257
00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:23,620
存够老婆本娶她过门

258
00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:25,260
我已经拼命了, 爸爸

259
00:15:25,450 --> 00:15:27,880
你妈等喝这杯媳妇茶都急死了

260
00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:30,950
大家快存钱, 等送礼吧

261
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,250
应该…当然应该了
是谁掉的

262
00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:35,080
我看看
什么

263
00:15:36,910 --> 00:15:37,310
是不是我的

264
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:37,910
阿源你的

265
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,030
什么东西

266
00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:43,910
源哥, 对不起

267
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:49,340
当你看到这封信的时候

268
00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:51,540
我已经离开香港了

269
00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:55,340
而且可能永远再也看不到你

270
00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:58,180
我实在舍不得你

271
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:01,740
保重

272
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:06,100
永别了, 源哥

273
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,060
女儿

274
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:14,500
你以为爸爸真那么忍心
把你卖到南洋去吗

275
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:20,300
可惜你爸爸最近非常倒楣
逢赌必输, 结果欠了一屁股债

276
00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:22,540
实在没办法

277
00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:25,260
你算帮帮我的忙

278
00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:40,390
神志虽已乱

279
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,990
望景记从前

280
00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:47,540
难再觅双飞燕

281
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,260
叹春梦太短

282
00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:53,470
情爱忍割断

283
00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:57,060
恨君子背誓言

284
00:16:58,110 --> 00:17:00,080
狂态实可厌

285
00:17:01,010 --> 00:17:03,270
恨情感遭骗

286
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,620
煮点东西给你吃

287
00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:22,660
你真是没出息你

288
00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:25,220
想当年美娟离开我

289
00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:29,130
我别说没流一滴眼泪
一点伤感都没有, 你看看你

290
00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:30,740
一副愁眉苦脸的样子

291
00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:32,670
阿珍跟美娟不一样

292
00:17:35,110 --> 00:17:36,480
真拿你没办法

293
00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:38,110
这是你的薪水

294
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:39,780
不要了

295
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,110
现在有钱也没用了

296
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,480
是吗？那我省下来了

297
00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:51,520
舅舅

298
00:17:52,490 --> 00:17:53,360
你来得正好

299
00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:02,680
源哥

300
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,450
阿珍找到你没有

301
00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:08,890
你怎么会知道的啊

302
00:18:09,730 --> 00:18:13,100
我那天在茶座碰到
她跟她爸爸在一起, 还有一个男人

303
00:18:13,730 --> 00:18:15,200
我看到她哭得很难过

304
00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:16,560
可是不知道什么事情

305
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,260
怎么不早点跟我说

306
00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:22,200
我以为是你们两个人的事情
她会告诉你的嘛

307
00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:23,740
你不早点告诉我

308
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:26,980
你早告诉我

309
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,140
我就可以不让阿珍走了

310
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:30,720
她走了？

311
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:32,300
对啊, 你开心了

312
00:18:38,857 --> 00:18:42,020
完了, 我看是完了

313
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,660
完了, 真的完了

314
00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:48,470
阿源, 你可别想不开

315
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:49,080
完了

316
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,680
怎么搞的吗？老婆都跑掉了

317
00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:54,890
完了, 真的完蛋了

318
00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:56,720
伤心过度, 有点神经病

319
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:57,740
是啊…

320
00:18:57,910 --> 00:18:59,070
走吧…

321
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,580
完了

322
00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:04,980
源哥, 你的表我给你修好了

323
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,790
完了, 没有用了

324
00:19:18,930 --> 00:19:21,990
什么没有用？还能走, 很淮哪

325
00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:37,570
完了, 真的完了

326
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,600
你实在过分

327
00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:46,600
修好了你把它给摔坏

328
00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:48,940
钱也不付, 跑了就算了

329
00:19:49,114 --> 00:19:51,740
年轻人, 小小的事就看不开

330
00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:20,440
神经兮兮的

331
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:24,980
阿源, 吃饭吧

332
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,940
你不吃饭, 阿珍也不会回来

333
00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:29,340
对啊

334
00:20:29,690 --> 00:20:30,650
吃块鸡

335
00:20:35,590 --> 00:20:36,920
阿燕,
你吃吧

336
00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:40,630
哥哥, 明天我们工厂四朵花去野餐
你一起去吧

337
00:20:41,371 --> 00:20:42,330
我不去

338
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:43,360
阿源

339
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:46,260
大丈夫应该以事业为重

340
00:20:46,470 --> 00:20:47,630
何患无妻呢

341
00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:50,760
对啊, 一鸡死一鸡鸣

342
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:54,900
人生不如意事十之八九嘛

343
00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:57,070
是不是属于你的是注定的

344
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:58,470
俗话说得好

345
00:20:58,650 --> 00:21:00,880
是你的就是你的
不是你的就不是你的

346
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:05,240
命里有时终须有, 命里无时莫强求

347
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,080
我很想做爸爸

348
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:09,060
她肚皮不争气有什么办法

349
00:21:09,171 --> 00:21:11,260
你什么意思？又扯到我头上

350
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,130
源哥呢

351
00:21:15,314 --> 00:21:16,900
会不会想不开做傻事

352
00:21:17,657 --> 00:21:19,660
你不要胡说, 吓死我了

353
00:21:19,990 --> 00:21:23,020
解铃还须系铃人, 心病还靠心药医

354
00:21:24,057 --> 00:21:26,750
阿珍不知所终, 那不是没药医了吗

355
00:21:27,028 --> 00:21:27,990
就是死路一条

356
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,990
呸…乌鸦嘴, 你才死

357
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,700
英雄难过美人关, 何况他不是英雄

358
00:21:34,570 --> 00:21:37,590
菜市场有个卖豆腐的也是这样
结果变疯子了

359
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:38,280
是吗

360
00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:40,980
阿源没那么脆弱, 过两天就没事了

361
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,180
阿信, 你快想办法

362
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:49,820
我看是老爸出马的时候了

363
00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:08,140
阿源, 你的心情我很明白

364
00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:09,910
爸爸也年轻过

365
00:22:10,990 --> 00:22:13,650
你是年轻过, 可是你没失恋过

366
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:15,790
你搞错了

367
00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:19,900
爸爸以前有个外号, 叫做失恋专家

368
00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:21,990
你别安慰我了

369
00:22:22,171 --> 00:22:24,930
妈妈是你初恋情人
别以为我不知道

370
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:26,870
她自以为是嘛

371
00:22:29,770 --> 00:22:31,970
其实我以前的第一个女朋友

372
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,470
是个洋钮呢

373
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:39,700
洋钮啊？金头发那种

374
00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:41,150
对啊

375
00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:44,710
那天呢下着大雨

376
00:22:45,371 --> 00:22:47,250
我在屋檐下躲雨

377
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:50,810
突然间

378
00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:54,970
有个金头发蓝眼睛的美人
冒着雨跑过来

379
00:22:55,950 --> 00:22:57,140
跑到屋檐下面

380
00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:09,980
她还“呼”的叹了一口气

381
00:23:23,740 --> 00:23:29,480
实在体态撩人, 呵气如兰
教我神魂颠倒

382
00:23:32,050 --> 00:23:37,010
可惜这段异国情缘
不到三个月就无疾而终了

383
00:23:38,990 --> 00:23:41,140
爸爸, 你好花

384
00:23:41,390 --> 00:23:44,290
信叔, 没想到你年轻的时候
那么风流

385
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:46,390
你们在这儿多久了

386
00:23:46,730 --> 00:23:47,890
我们什么都听到了

387
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,300
简直香艳奇情, 刺激过瘾
比广播剧还好听

388
00:23:52,542 --> 00:23:53,530
对啊…

389
00:23:53,710 --> 00:23:56,500
信叔, 原来你爱洋钮, 你好坏

390
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:58,780
我真是失败

391
00:23:58,940 --> 00:24:00,810
我上来只听到躲雨啊

392
00:24:00,971 --> 00:24:03,040
我只是听到他说

393
00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:05,480
金头发、蓝眼睛

394
00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:08,260
我什么都听不到

395
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,130
燕姐捂住我的耳朵了

396
00:24:10,260 --> 00:24:13,420
当然了, 儿童不宜, 听了要洗耳朵

397
00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:16,620
我最吃亏了, 什么都听不到

398
00:24:16,930 --> 00:24:18,020
我只听到…

399
00:24:19,770 --> 00:24:22,230
爸爸, 你今晚不用想睡觉了

400
00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:24,000
别多事

401
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,060
这是陈年往事, 你妈怎么会生气呢

402
00:24:28,340 --> 00:24:30,700
对, 我怎么敢生气

403
00:24:35,150 --> 00:24:36,840
走吧…

404
00:24:39,690 --> 00:24:42,060
时装文艺大悲剧

405
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,140
招募男主角

406
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,700
女主角是邵芳芳

407
00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:49,580
导演龙干？什么人

408
00:24:50,330 --> 00:24:52,820
他是龙袍的儿子龙干嘛

409
00:24:52,970 --> 00:24:55,060
龙干
留学法兰西那个新潮导演

410
00:24:55,270 --> 00:24:57,700
喝过洋墨水, 一定很了不起

411
00:24:58,690 --> 00:24:59,980
这个当然了

412
00:25:00,690 --> 00:25:01,820
不如去试试看

413
00:25:02,390 --> 00:25:03,860
好吧, 我们去面试

414
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,100
说不定一举成名天下知

415
00:25:06,210 --> 00:25:06,730
对

416
00:25:06,980 --> 00:25:09,670
没我的份了, 我呢有点超龄

417
00:25:10,450 --> 00:25:11,350
你当然超龄了

418
00:25:11,550 --> 00:25:13,070
差点忘了, 还有老四

419
00:25:13,390 --> 00:25:13,910
老四？

420
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:14,810
老四

421
00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:17,420
老四, 你去不去

422
00:25:17,860 --> 00:25:19,820
现在叫他做皇帝他都不做

423
00:25:19,990 --> 00:25:21,220
帮他报名好了

424
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:23,590
宝珠姐

425
00:25:24,260 --> 00:25:26,290
你们来报名男主角

426
00:25:26,630 --> 00:25:27,100
他们

427
00:25:27,170 --> 00:25:28,720
是又如何, 不是又如何

428
00:25:29,270 --> 00:25:30,600
宝珠姐, 你出院了

429
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:31,730
早就出院了

430
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:32,240
你没事啦

431
00:25:32,370 --> 00:25:34,700
你不要跟我要医药费, 我没钱给你

432
00:25:35,210 --> 00:25:36,460
我怎么会呢

433
00:25:36,780 --> 00:25:39,620
我是专诚来谢谢你送我花和烧鹅

434
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,380
你们好吵啊

435
00:25:42,660 --> 00:25:43,630
你好坏呀你

436
00:25:43,870 --> 00:25:45,030
说不去看她的

437
00:25:45,130 --> 00:25:46,660
原来自己就偷偷跑去

438
00:25:46,770 --> 00:25:47,170
怎么

439
00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:48,460
所以说你没有脑子嘛

440
00:25:48,540 --> 00:25:49,770
戏里面不是常演吗

441
00:25:49,910 --> 00:25:52,870
这就叫明修栈道, 暗渡陈仓啊

442
00:25:52,940 --> 00:25:55,380
没有, 我没去过, 去过是混蛋

443
00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:58,620
你没去过, 你没去

444
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:00,640
是我自已搞错了

445
00:26:00,780 --> 00:26:01,710
不要再搞错

446
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:07,180
紧不紧张

447
00:26:07,990 --> 00:26:09,920
紧, 很紧…

448
00:26:10,430 --> 00:26:11,520
手心都出汗了

449
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,120
很多汗

450
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:15,500
我一紧张就会急了

451
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,260
是吗

452
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:20,230
小紧张小急, 大紧张…大急

453
00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:21,320
现在急不急

454
00:26:21,670 --> 00:26:22,660
大小都急

455
00:26:22,740 --> 00:26:23,860
乔峰

456
00:26:24,370 --> 00:26:25,070
这么快到我

457
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:26,040
忍一忍

458
00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:27,300
到

459
00:26:27,810 --> 00:26:28,610
去

460
00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:36,140
比打针还快

461
00:26:38,650 --> 00:26:40,990
我到里面, 他只是问我叫什么名字

462
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:42,350
还有住在哪里

463
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,490
我连坐都没有坐, 他就叫我出来了

464
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:45,490
是吗

465
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,390
李奇

466
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,720
在, 到

467
00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:52,820
阿奇, 我是玩完了, 看你了

468
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,730
看我？

469
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:55,730
怎么了

470
00:26:55,900 --> 00:26:56,770
检查一下

471
00:26:58,970 --> 00:26:59,630
怎么样？行不行

472
00:26:59,770 --> 00:27:00,430
行…

473
00:27:00,510 --> 00:27:00,980
行啊？

474
00:27:01,180 --> 00:27:01,610
加油

475
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:02,610
我去了

476
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:10,540
大家好

477
00:27:11,740 --> 00:27:12,820
什么名字

478
00:27:13,420 --> 00:27:14,290
李奇

479
00:27:14,390 --> 00:27:15,190
住哪里

480
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,550
春风里一号三楼

481
00:27:18,290 --> 00:27:20,890
待会我叫CAMERA, 你就开演

482
00:27:21,330 --> 00:27:22,090
UNDERSTAND ?

483
00:27:23,420 --> 00:27:24,540
明白吗

484
00:27:24,780 --> 00:27:25,580
明白

485
00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:28,700
过去

486
00:27:31,910 --> 00:27:32,740
预备

487
00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:33,970
CAMERA

488
00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:35,230
芳芳

489
00:27:36,340 --> 00:27:40,470
曾经有一段刻骨铭心的爱情
在我的面前

490
00:27:41,550 --> 00:27:43,680
如果时光可以倒流

491
00:27:43,950 --> 00:27:45,680
我只希望说三个字

492
00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:48,620
就是我爱你

493
00:27:50,390 --> 00:27:51,700
芳芳

494
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:55,920
我再也不会在这个
爱情的圈子里打滚

495
00:27:56,670 --> 00:28:00,140
如果要把爱情加上一个期限

496
00:28:00,370 --> 00:28:06,270
我只希望…是十生十世

497
00:28:07,510 --> 00:28:10,540
芳芳

498
00:28:20,690 --> 00:28:22,380
阿奇, 你进去很久

499
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,780
十五分钟

500
00:28:24,030 --> 00:28:25,820
对, 要试戏

501
00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:28,580
我看过了

502
00:28:28,930 --> 00:28:31,060
这里每个人
进去不到一阵子就出来

503
00:28:31,330 --> 00:28:32,700
只有你进去十五分钟

504
00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:34,060
你成功了

505
00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:36,230
是吗？不会吧

506
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:37,340
我看错不了的

507
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:42,640
走了

508
00:28:42,940 --> 00:28:43,620
走？

509
00:28:43,950 --> 00:28:45,610
你疯了, 还没到你呢

510
00:28:45,950 --> 00:28:47,780
对啊, 既然来了总得试试

511
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,440
不试了, 走了, 我回家睡觉了
起来…

512
00:28:50,550 --> 00:28:51,540
谢源

513
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,850
在这里…

514
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,550
该你了, 起来

515
00:28:55,690 --> 00:28:57,560
哪有人招考男主角像招魂一样

516
00:28:57,830 --> 00:29:00,060
走啊, 又不是去看医生

517
00:29:03,970 --> 00:29:07,160
试戏试得昏过去
你实在有一套, 丢死人了

518
00:29:07,870 --> 00:29:09,460
年纪轻轻也会昏倒

519
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,260
一定是见了鬼了

520
00:29:11,470 --> 00:29:12,500
你别胡说

521
00:29:12,685 --> 00:29:14,020
阿源你也是的

522
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:17,640
阿珍都走了那么久了你还自暴自弃

523
00:29:17,710 --> 00:29:18,870
你这个样子也没用

524
00:29:19,150 --> 00:29:21,980
就是啊, 没病不是被鬼迷是什么

525
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:22,910
够了

526
00:29:24,714 --> 00:29:28,510
我两天没吃饭了, 饿得晕了
好吧, 去吃猪油面好了

527
00:29:28,571 --> 00:29:29,750
我请客, 我请, 走吧

528
00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:34,890
老三

529
00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:36,530
将来呢你当上男主角

530
00:29:36,670 --> 00:29:38,660
记住帮帮我们两个, OK ?

531
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,690
不要拿我开玩笑了
现在八字还没有一撇呢

532
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,660
我觉得你会成功的
你天生是吃这行饭

533
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,110
是吗

534
00:29:48,940 --> 00:29:52,470
不过很多人都说我
天生一副明星相

535
00:29:54,220 --> 00:29:55,550
你等等, 你看看

536
00:29:55,650 --> 00:29:56,380
看

537
00:29:56,820 --> 00:29:57,880
阿珍回来了

538
00:30:02,390 --> 00:30:03,360
阿珍

539
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:10,340
先生, 你怎么知道我叫阿珍
我叫暴牙珍

540
00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:14,940
搞什么鬼？又昏倒

541
00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:16,890
不知道, 他一看见我就晕倒了

542
00:30:17,270 --> 00:30:21,640
当然了, 光天化日你
你这个样子, 我也会被你吓倒的

543
00:30:23,210 --> 00:30:26,060
什么？那个短命种当主角

544
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:28,780
对啊, 罗先生的秘书亲口告诉我的

545
00:30:30,090 --> 00:30:30,710
坐这里…

546
00:30:32,650 --> 00:30:34,980
阿奇, 主角啊

547
00:30:35,285 --> 00:30:36,080
什么

548
00:30:36,690 --> 00:30:38,630
你没事干拿我们开玩笑是吗

549
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,850
甚…什么主角？我是临时演员

550
00:30:41,530 --> 00:30:42,660
还没有人告诉你吗

551
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:43,560
来…喝茶
什么

552
00:30:43,670 --> 00:30:45,460
罗先生选中你当主角

553
00:30:45,570 --> 00:30:46,260
是吗

554
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,060
他？

555
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,060
当然是他了, 难道是你啊

556
00:30:49,170 --> 00:30:49,900
从哪儿听来的

557
00:30:50,870 --> 00:30:54,420
是罗先生的秘书
玛璃小姐亲口告诉我的

558
00:30:55,410 --> 00:30:57,780
那太好了, 玛璃亲口说的
错不到哪儿去

559
00:30:58,110 --> 00:30:59,080
对…
对啊

560
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,510
我看很快你就会收到一封信

561
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,740
那封信是叫你去签合约的

562
00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:06,260
别随便跟人说

563
00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:08,250
到时候不是我, 没脸见人了

564
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,350
怎么会不是呢

565
00:31:10,530 --> 00:31:12,380
叔叔就知道你会有今天的

566
00:31:13,190 --> 00:31:14,160
你不是昨天才说

567
00:31:14,330 --> 00:31:15,890
看淮他一辈子做临时演员吗

568
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:16,700
可不是

569
00:31:16,870 --> 00:31:18,830
你真笨, 我那是激励他

570
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,870
超叔, 你真的很好

571
00:31:20,970 --> 00:31:21,490
是吗

572
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,770
好无耻

573
00:31:23,140 --> 00:31:23,600
对

574
00:31:23,710 --> 00:31:26,380
我以前是故意对他不好, 我无耻？

575
00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:29,610
我的目的就是要激励他发愤上进

576
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,240
真的吗
你说对不对？阿奇

577
00:31:31,310 --> 00:31:32,900
喷满口水了
好, 谢谢你

578
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:34,840
喝杯茶

579
00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:39,060
信…

580
00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:40,130
该你下了

581
00:31:41,340 --> 00:31:42,240
该我

582
00:31:42,910 --> 00:31:43,840
这里

583
00:31:44,910 --> 00:31:45,810
对了, 信叔

584
00:31:46,140 --> 00:31:47,470
今天真的没信？

585
00:31:47,980 --> 00:31:48,880
没有啊

586
00:31:49,610 --> 00:31:50,820
等得急死啦

587
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,110
一点点

588
00:31:52,250 --> 00:31:53,820
将军, 你完蛋了你

589
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,100
又完蛋

590
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,100
信叔

591
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,420
看来信婶还在生气是吧

592
00:32:02,730 --> 00:32:04,940
女人就是这么小器

593
00:32:05,230 --> 00:32:07,430
“呼”够了, 她就不“呼”了

594
00:32:07,830 --> 00:32:09,030
这么个“呼”法很累

595
00:32:13,170 --> 00:32:14,100
有信啊

596
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,070
是不是阿珍？给我
什么…给我

597
00:32:16,170 --> 00:32:17,620
不是你的, 是奇哥的

598
00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:19,210
是我的

599
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:27,850
谢谢

600
00:32:29,150 --> 00:32:30,280
是不是电影公司的

601
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,540
我来看看

602
00:32:34,540 --> 00:32:35,900
是啊

603
00:32:36,010 --> 00:32:38,670
是电影公司叫我去签约

604
00:32:38,980 --> 00:32:40,500
是吗
好棒, 奇哥当主角了

605
00:32:40,630 --> 00:32:41,390
对啊…

606
00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:44,190
终于守得云开见月明了

607
00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:45,270
对啊

608
00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:48,260
一分耕耘一分收获

609
00:32:48,670 --> 00:32:52,580
成功呢非侥幸, 阿奇
你不要未红先骄

610
00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:53,780
当然

611
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,570
我知道了

612
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:08,780
奇哥…帮我们签个名…

613
00:33:09,490 --> 00:33:13,400
奇哥…

614
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:14,460
好吧

615
00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:30,540
你这个小太保

616
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,980
开那么快赶去投胎啊

617
00:33:33,420 --> 00:33:35,820
早晚撞死你这个小太保

618
00:33:37,590 --> 00:33:39,500
你…回来签合约？

619
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,420
怪不得会撞车

620
00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:44,260
我呢也是顺路去办公室

621
00:33:44,630 --> 00:33:46,690
我们一起走吧

622
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,090
大家相生相克
还是保持距离好一点

623
00:34:00,180 --> 00:34:01,100
玛璃小姐

624
00:34:01,550 --> 00:34:02,380
罗先生呢

625
00:34:03,180 --> 00:34:06,410
对了, 罗先生吩咐我
在这里跟你签约就行了

626
00:34:06,542 --> 00:34:07,410
你等一下

627
00:34:07,590 --> 00:34:08,210
都一样

628
00:34:08,570 --> 00:34:09,370
找到了

629
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:09,940
找到了

630
00:34:10,070 --> 00:34:11,500
对了, 你在这里签个名就行了

631
00:34:11,770 --> 00:34:13,100
好, 我签名

632
00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:16,500
才两年？

633
00:34:16,710 --> 00:34:18,500
是吗？我看看

634
00:34:19,210 --> 00:34:20,870
对啊, 跟上次差不多

635
00:34:21,150 --> 00:34:21,510
好

636
00:34:21,580 --> 00:34:23,380
这次还加你一百块钱薪水

637
00:34:23,750 --> 00:34:24,840
一百块？

638
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,290
对啊, 罗先生夸你表现好

639
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,990
下一部新戏, 给你做个大配角

640
00:34:31,090 --> 00:34:32,740
大配角？

641
00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:35,530
当然是大配角了, 难道还主角

642
00:34:45,070 --> 00:34:47,470
你这个小太保
开这么快赶去送死啊

643
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,540
早晚撞死你这个小太保

644
00:34:52,710 --> 00:34:53,840
哎…哎什么

645
00:34:54,020 --> 00:34:56,250
每次遇上你都没好结果, 走开一点

646
00:34:56,780 --> 00:34:59,260
怎么了？像吃了火药一样

647
00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:04,140
你知不知道到底是谁当男主角

648
00:35:05,890 --> 00:35:09,180
我只知道当男主角的人不是我

649
00:35:09,940 --> 00:35:13,860
原来呢当男主角的那个, 其实是…

650
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,460
我？不是, 男主角是他

651
00:35:20,170 --> 00:35:22,870
我是他爸爸, 都不相信这是事实

652
00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:26,970
一定是在作梦

653
00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:30,740
真是没有天理
这副德性能当男主角

654
00:35:31,628 --> 00:35:34,340
导演, 到底你找李奇还是谢源

655
00:35:34,620 --> 00:35:37,690
没错, 我戏里面的男主角是他

656
00:35:37,790 --> 00:35:38,620
谢源

657
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,790
导演, 你别搞错, 他有什么好

658
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,860
我留学法兰西

659
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:45,260
去过好莱坞

660
00:35:45,660 --> 00:35:46,830
从没有见过一个人

661
00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:48,160
从进门口开始

662
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:51,130
就把绝望和沮丧完全表现出来

663
00:35:52,460 --> 00:35:54,860
留意他的手抓住芳芳的力量

664
00:35:55,060 --> 00:35:58,650
也充份表现出后现代主义的形象化

665
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:00,690
还有那滴眼泪

666
00:36:01,370 --> 00:36:02,830
流过他脸上的时候

667
00:36:03,030 --> 00:36:04,800
同样带着忧伤的节奏

668
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,640
最重要的是他昏倒的最后一刹那

669
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:13,680
完完全全表达出我戏里面需要的
表现新浪潮导演手法

670
00:36:13,980 --> 00:36:17,000
还有我的个人思维

671
00:36:17,150 --> 00:36:18,810
我说导演, 你说得实在很夸张

672
00:36:19,020 --> 00:36:20,680
谢源哪有这么高的素质

673
00:36:21,290 --> 00:36:22,220
你们不会懂的

674
00:36:22,590 --> 00:36:24,080
我不演, 导演

675
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:25,420
你为什么不演

676
00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:27,320
我…没兴趣

677
00:36:27,430 --> 00:36:30,220
没兴趣？赚钱啊
怎么会没兴趣？你真傻

678
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,920
就是啊, 这是千载难逢的机会

679
00:36:32,130 --> 00:36:33,460
很多人一辈子都等不着的

680
00:36:33,670 --> 00:36:35,780
我好累, 我想睡觉

681
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:39,620
天啊

682
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,240
连进房间都这么绝望这么沮丧

683
00:36:42,470 --> 00:36:43,580
实在了不起

684
00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:49,780
这种就是后现代主义的形象化了

685
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,410
了不起

686
00:36:52,350 --> 00:36:54,580
导演, 这还算了不起呀

687
00:36:56,050 --> 00:36:57,180
一级棒

688
00:37:14,610 --> 00:37:18,270
充满潜质, 何故不行

689
00:37:47,540 --> 00:37:48,400
为什么

690
00:37:48,571 --> 00:37:52,070
不可能的, 为什么男主角不是我

691
00:37:55,110 --> 00:37:57,100
知道男主角为什么不是你吗

692
00:38:03,090 --> 00:38:05,990
其实你演得并不差, 你是有潜质

693
00:38:08,540 --> 00:38:11,120
不用对我说安慰的话

694
00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:15,000
好, 我来告诉你

695
00:38:16,180 --> 00:38:18,580
你其实输在演得太夸张

696
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,100
英文叫做OVER ACTING

697
00:38:29,110 --> 00:38:30,820
老四真的不肯做男主角？

698
00:38:31,350 --> 00:38:32,650
他连人都快不想做了

699
00:38:32,850 --> 00:38:34,780
我真想一巴掌打醒他, 真是

700
00:38:35,350 --> 00:38:36,620
不知道奇哥怎么样

701
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:38,280
早上到现在都没看到他

702
00:38:39,290 --> 00:38:40,520
会不会跟你哥哥一样

703
00:38:40,714 --> 00:38:42,020
哇塞, 那太可怕了

704
00:38:42,142 --> 00:38:44,490
不一定, 也许他已经想通了呢

705
00:38:45,660 --> 00:38:49,220
爱情和事业这两种事
很难想得通的

706
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:50,930
是不是在说我的坏话

707
00:38:51,140 --> 00:38:51,600
来了

708
00:38:51,770 --> 00:38:53,170
奇哥…坐

709
00:38:53,270 --> 00:38:53,930
好, 谢谢

710
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,620
你跑到哪儿去了？担心死我了

711
00:38:55,870 --> 00:38:58,980
你们猜一猜, 刚刚是谁来开解我的

712
00:38:59,540 --> 00:39:00,440
你叔叔李超

713
00:39:00,610 --> 00:39:02,140
你别作梦, 他不臭我才怪呢

714
00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:04,140
难道是观音菩萨

715
00:39:04,450 --> 00:39:06,580
不是, 是邵芳芳

716
00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:09,410
你别在这儿作梦了你
人家认识你老几呀

717
00:39:09,990 --> 00:39:11,920
她还说我没当上

718
00:39:12,140 --> 00:39:13,790
只不过是导演神经病

719
00:39:13,990 --> 00:39:15,960
说得对, 我那天看到那个导演

720
00:39:16,060 --> 00:39:17,650
也觉得他有点不正常

721
00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:19,190
邵芳芳说我有潜质

722
00:39:19,430 --> 00:39:21,940
高大威猛又英俊, 演技又好

723
00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:25,100
她合作过的小生当中
没有一个比得上我

724
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,690
所以我早晚会当上主角

725
00:39:29,070 --> 00:39:31,170
邵芳芳称赞你那么多啊

726
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:32,620
绝对不止

727
00:39:34,150 --> 00:39:35,440
虽然我输给阿源

728
00:39:35,710 --> 00:39:37,940
不过大家是兄弟, 没关系

729
00:39:38,220 --> 00:39:39,780
哥哥他不肯演

730
00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:42,220
他搞什么？他疯啦

731
00:39:42,550 --> 00:39:45,110
他要那样子自暴自弃, 谁也没辙

732
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,420
这个人我已经放弃了

733
00:39:47,630 --> 00:39:50,380
兄弟一场, 总得想个办法帮帮他

734
00:39:51,030 --> 00:39:53,420
要他没事, 除非阿珍回来

735
00:39:55,114 --> 00:39:58,530
她人不在, 写个字条回来
也会有点用

736
00:39:58,870 --> 00:39:59,600
对啊

737
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:00,900
我有办法

738
00:40:01,340 --> 00:40:02,530
不过要麻烦你们两个

739
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,170
这部唱机倒是蛮有趣的

740
00:41:10,340 --> 00:41:14,000
老婆, 我们也来跳个舞吧

741
00:41:14,371 --> 00:41:16,670
不跳, 你找洋钮跟你跳吧

742
00:41:17,250 --> 00:41:18,660
二十几年夫妻

743
00:41:18,820 --> 00:41:20,700
不要生气生得这么久

744
00:41:21,420 --> 00:41:24,010
你也真是的
几十岁的人了还吃什么醋呢

745
00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:26,580
就是嘛, 洋钮老得很快
是啊

746
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,420
说不定她现在已经变成一个
五百多磅的大胖猪了

747
00:41:30,540 --> 00:41:32,900
信叔在路上碰见她都不认得她了

748
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:33,760
对啊

749
00:41:34,230 --> 00:41:36,700
好吧, 既然大家都为你求情

750
00:41:36,970 --> 00:41:39,030
我呼都呼得烦了, 不再提了

751
00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:39,900
好

752
00:41:40,070 --> 00:41:42,400
终于见天日了, 继续跳舞
好啊…

753
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,510
不要听这首’‘阿珍嫁了人”了嘛

754
00:41:44,610 --> 00:41:45,580
算什么意思

755
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,910
对啊, 阿源听到就糟了

756
00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:49,610
换别的吧
换别的歌好了

757
00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:50,410
有信了

758
00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:51,140
信啊

759
00:41:51,350 --> 00:41:52,910
哥哥, 是你的
给我…

760
00:41:52,980 --> 00:41:53,750
一定是阿珍了

761
00:41:54,450 --> 00:41:55,210
是不是

762
00:42:00,390 --> 00:42:02,920
没想到阿珍一封信
可以叫你起死回生

763
00:42:03,830 --> 00:42:05,130
阿珍在南洋没有嫁人

764
00:42:05,260 --> 00:42:06,560
做完一年女佣人回来

765
00:42:06,730 --> 00:42:08,540
可以跟你结婚

766
00:42:09,170 --> 00:42:10,500
阿珍在那边有消息回来

767
00:42:10,630 --> 00:42:12,900
你又当上男主角, 双喜临门

768
00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:17,370
所以我今年要很努力去赚钱
等阿珍回来不用再受苦了

769
00:42:18,340 --> 00:42:19,400
你当上大明星

770
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:20,910
就不会回来帮我忙了

771
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,940
我有空会回来帮你忙的

772
00:42:24,180 --> 00:42:26,710
其实我这种小摊子
怎么请得起大明星

773
00:42:26,850 --> 00:42:30,380
不要再说了, 说得我脸都红了
我的尿都快憋出来了

774
00:42:32,990 --> 00:42:34,290
看看他现在多活泼

775
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:35,960
一年后可就麻烦了

776
00:42:36,430 --> 00:42:37,660
一年后再说嘛

777
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,860
只好年底再写封信骗他

778
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:42,300
一年骗一年罗

779
00:42:43,070 --> 00:42:45,780
希望他看上别的女孩子就好了

780
00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:02,820
麻烦你

781
00:43:05,060 --> 00:43:06,550
全都散了, 不能修了

782
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:08,280
来嘛, 帮个忙, 把它修好了

783
00:43:08,530 --> 00:43:09,820
再买一个吧

784
00:43:10,114 --> 00:43:11,300
二十块, 行不行

785
00:43:12,730 --> 00:43:13,390
行

786
00:43:13,571 --> 00:43:15,380
看在送表给你那个人的份上

787
00:43:15,620 --> 00:43:16,520
我帮你修

788
00:43:16,630 --> 00:43:17,290
谢谢

789
00:43:17,770 --> 00:43:18,290
钱呢

790
00:43:18,970 --> 00:43:20,940
这二十块呢算你封的礼金

791
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,440
因为阿珍一年后回来跟我结婚

792
00:43:22,570 --> 00:43:24,560
你总得送送礼嘛, 就这么决定了

793
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:25,330
你…

794
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:26,200
谢谢你

795
00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:27,240
你这混蛋

796
00:43:28,650 --> 00:43:29,440
飞机榄

797
00:43:32,780 --> 00:43:33,980
阿源, 没事了吧

798
00:43:34,114 --> 00:43:34,810
没事了