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==难兄难弟 GOTV 第7集==
===1010U===

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再见了…

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快要死了

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跌到沙发上, 跌下去…

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忍住…

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忍到忍不住, 抬起头一仰

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死掉

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CUT

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CUT…

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真的痒

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好疼

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别这样
玩够没有

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臭小子, 我着凉了才会咳

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我卡到鸡骨头才会咳

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你们两个想找死, 扎死你们
算了…

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我们大家来干一杯

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祝贺阿源一次OK好吗

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恭喜你…

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恭喜

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拿起杯子放到嘴边喝一口, 吞下去

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干什么

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你们两个别幸灾乐祸了, 别耍我

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你今天拍得很顺利

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你的消息真灵通

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猜都猜到了, 你们几个这么早收工

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对…

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这样好了
我们一起玩个游戏好不好

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好…
什么游戏

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扯线木偶

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没错, 木偶

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你们别这样
我知道四哥已经很尽力了

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就是嘛, 我也不想的

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做临时演员习惯这样做戏

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当主角也改不了

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有办法, 当你这只手想乱指的时候

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用另外一只手抓住它, 不就行了

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这只指那只抓…

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我有办法

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当你这只手很想指天上的时候

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你用很迅速的手法放进口袋

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那么就不用动了

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对

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这只手想指, 你也放口袋里

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你们是不是还玩

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不玩了, 我上个厕所

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我也去

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我再去拿点烧鹅来

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算了, 他们只是跟你开玩笑

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我没生他们的气

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不过真的很担心
还有几场重头戏没拍

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不知道能不能过关

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你明天下午有没有空

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干什么

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不好意思, 还来得及入场

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你是不是要看这部电影

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别说那么多了, 快点买票进去

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这部电影我已经看了四次

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男女主角演得非常好

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演技又出色又逼真

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你要认真学习一点

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这部电影好奇怪, 这么多老人来

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好戏什么人都会来看

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开场了, 你好好看不要分心

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学人家怎么做

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不好意思

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我不知道今天演那种不正经的电影

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我还以为你故意带我去
学习那种演技呢

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谢谢你

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谢我什么

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谢谢你一番好意, 帮我改善演技

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不过我看没什么帮助

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为什么

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因为我是个没有演戏天份的人

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不管我怎么学, 都没什么用

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其实你也用不着心灰意冷

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很多现在当红的演员
当初也是说自己没有演戏天份

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还不是一样能演？还变成红星呢

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还有, 哪有人做明星像你这个样子

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走路拖泥带水的

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那该怎么走

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走路有个明星样

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明星怎么走

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我示范, 走一次给你看

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不会吧？走得像个女人, 丢死人了

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我是个女人嘛, 你是男人, 你呢…

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把手放进裤子口袋里

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你走一次给我看看

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很好

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怎么可能会好？左摇右摆的

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是你不习惯, 现在外国的男明星
通通都是这样走路的

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你要多看一些外国片, 吸收演技
才能演得更好

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只要你肯将勤补拙, 一定成功

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干嘛？我说错了

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你刚刚说那几句话
跟邵芳芳说的一样

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也许是巧合吧

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说得对, 安慰人家的话

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来来去去都那么几句

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尤其是用在我身上

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一定是将勤补拙的

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为了阿珍, 你不可以放弃

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你不希望她回来看到你成功吗

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想

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为了阿珍, 我要把戏拍好

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我要成功, 我要将勤补拙

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你再教我男明星怎么走路

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玫瑰

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你不要为我

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这些画终于有人欣赏了

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你应该为我高兴才对

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保重了, 玫瑰

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我这边有一个睡了, 有十个打哈欠

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我这边更厉害

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十二生肖都齐了, 十二个打哈欠

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我这边少一点, 只有两个

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不过休克了, 还没有回魂

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说是什么法国浪漫派拍摄手法

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又说什么唯美派主义

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又说什么最感人的爱情文艺大悲剧

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还说比“可怜天下父母心”更感人

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这些全部都是垃圾

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不关我的事

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这只能怪那个谢源不好
像木头一样

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老婆, 什么事？你抽筋

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刚刚那场戏
谢源死那场戏太好笑了

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是吗

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儿子笑得肚子疼
我不行了, 我笑得要尿了

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都在家

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哭丧嘛

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奇哥…吃点水果

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阿源, 回来了

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怎么样？试片怎么样
好看吗？反应好不好

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是啊, 怎么样

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怎么样…

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你们不用那么神秘

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是啊, 我们夫妻两个

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打算哪一天生意都不做
去捧你的场

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对…

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我看不要了, 广婶, 我怕你们失望

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怎么啦
为什么

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你怎么说得那么怪

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到底戏怎么样？哥

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你问阿奇吧

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问我

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怎么样
你说…

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问昆叔

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这部戏很好笑…

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好好笑吗

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对

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不是爱情悲剧吗

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反正有悲有喜
笑中带泪, 泪中带笑

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对

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这…

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我看这部戏上不了戏院

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因为我实在演得太糟了

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从明天开始, 我会回去洗碗

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洗碗…
为什么

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这么早

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来, 喝瓶汽水休息一下

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不喝了, 没看到我在洗碗

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快要做生意, 我来不及了

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你不喝, 我喝

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其实做人用不着这么悲观

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你有什么问题
不喝你的汽水就说我悲观

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悲观什么？我接受现实

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我有自知之明

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我爸说的, 做人最重要忠直

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就算去要饭, 腰板都要挺直

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东家不做做西家, 死不了

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谢源, 罗先生想见你

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干嘛

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谢源, 你等一下

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来…快点照…

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让一让…

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我们伟大的当家小生谢源到了

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大家给点热烈的掌声欢迎他

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好…

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谢源
罗先生

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现在才来

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我刚刚在夜市洗碗

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洗碗…

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你们看看我们的小生多幽默

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真不愧是喜剧笑旦

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来…跟大家说几句

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是啊…

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怎么回事

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“落泪的玫瑰”上映后
破了票房纪录赚了大钱

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所以开记者招待会

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跟大家说几句

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是啊…说几句嘛…

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大家吃饭了吗

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吃过了…

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这部电影能这么成功

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全靠谢源和芳芳

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再配合我新一代的拍摄手法

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我们三个简直是心灵相通

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简直就是影坛铁三角

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谢源, 你穿成这样子来记者招待会

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是不是有新戏造型

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是不是…

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我刚刚在夜市…

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问得好

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谢源和芳芳马上开拍的新戏
就叫做“街市王子”

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莎莉, 你相信我…

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混球

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莎莉

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好…

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CUT, OK

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这样才有戏, 这样才叫戏, 谢源呢

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源哥还在隔壁厂里拍“拉车得美”

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还在拍
我们没时间了, 快点抓他过来

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补特写, 快去

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源哥来了…

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源哥…来…

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快帮他换衣服, 机器到这边
源哥

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源哥, 你请坐…梳头…

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快点

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换衣服
提起精神

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醒醒

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阿源…你行不行

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原来…原来人可以三天三夜不睡觉

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如果你撑不住要说

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好了

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所有的人预备

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你保重

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CAMERA

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莎莉

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你相信我

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莎莉, 你相信我

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我不相信

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这样打他

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莎莉, 你相信我, 我爱你, 莎莉

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混球

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好, 街市王子你成功了, 好棒…

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很好, 今天到此为止, 大家辛苦了

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源哥…四厂的“青青河边草”
等着你入厂, 走吧…

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戏服都带来了, 走…

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上一场就说你认识了一个富家女

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你看看
阿源捱了几个通宵, 怎么受得了

239
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人红了是这样子的

240
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阿奇, 别这样子

241
00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:14,050
源哥…

242
00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:14,810
收工啦

243
00:16:14,990 --> 00:16:15,820
源哥

244
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,380
源哥, 收工啦

245
00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:26,460
就位, 是不是

246
00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:29,900
收工了, 还就位, 还不走

247
00:16:30,910 --> 00:16:32,780
我在等你

248
00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:34,540
老二呢

249
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,870
他走了, 你以为是你, 连续几组戏

250
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,240
别臭我

251
00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:41,810
我怎么敢？大明星

252
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,180
惹你生气, 连替身都没得做

253
00:16:44,390 --> 00:16:47,950
别这样, 都是兄弟, 还这么耍我

254
00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:51,380
不要说了, 快点换衣服卸妆走吧

255
00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:55,220
我卸不了, 等下还有两组戏

256
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:58,230
回来又要再化妆, 省点时间

257
00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:01,980
对, “拉车得美”
晚上我还要做你替身

258
00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:05,660
连你都这么辛苦

259
00:17:06,810 --> 00:17:09,980
同人不同命, 我算个什么

260
00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:13,980
都是男主角, 我只见背后

261
00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:16,680
片酬差十万八千里

262
00:17:19,890 --> 00:17:22,520
别这样, 你很有才华

263
00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:25,690
现在是运气没到, 早晚轮到你

264
00:17:25,890 --> 00:17:29,230
一命二运三风水, 我什么都缺

265
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算了

266
00:17:32,540 --> 00:17:34,940
你精神不够, 不要太拼

267
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,930
你说干这一行有没有假放

268
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:40,340
如果有的话, 去跟罗先生申请

269
00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:43,770
罗先生当你是宝
你说什么他都会答应的

270
00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:45,380
不会吧

271
00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:48,840
怎么不会
司机都借给你, 又接又送

272
00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:52,060
现在整个片场最拽的就是你

273
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:56,150
怎么样？不换衣服啦

274
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:57,750
我们走吧

275
00:17:58,590 --> 00:17:59,420
好, 走

276
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签好了, 才哥

277
00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:04,400
好, 谢谢你, 源哥, 谢谢你

278
00:18:05,470 --> 00:18:07,220
我们家孩子看到

279
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:09,780
今天晚上一定会开心得睡不着

280
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是吗

281
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是啊, 他们看你那部“落泪的玫瑰”

282
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,440
看得多开心

283
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:19,700
你死那场戏

284
00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:22,640
他们笑得在地上打滚, 嘴巴合不拢

285
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:24,250
是吗

286
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:26,550
他们说你才是他们的偶像

287
00:18:26,790 --> 00:18:31,350
看来, 将来你要自己买车才行了

288
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:37,160
老实说, 现在整条春风里

289
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,960
上至老太婆, 下至小孩子
都封你做偶像

290
00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:42,730
有那么严重吗

291
00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:46,460
你以前在小陈记吃什么面

292
00:18:47,070 --> 00:18:47,840
馄饨面

293
00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:49,470
现在叫什么面？你知道吗

294
00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:50,170
什么面

295
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谢源面

296
00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:52,540
真的假的

297
00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:58,140
还有, 许留金的苦茶
现在改名字叫谢源茶

298
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:01,960
我名字有那么值钱吗

299
00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:06,070
当然了, 春风里出了个大明星

300
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谢谢才哥

301
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谢源回来了…

302
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谢源…

303
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好险

304
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刚刚好险, 差点裤子都被脱掉

305
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现在你知道你有多红了

306
00:19:57,860 --> 00:20:00,420
我平常回来没有这么多人

307
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:04,100
你红了之后
有没有试过下午五点半回来

308
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,020
是吗？不会吧

309
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,540
不会吧

310
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这么多东西

311
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糟了

312
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,400
是不是钱包被人扒了

313
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,910
不是, 下面那么多人堵着

314
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爸爸妈妈什么时候才能挤回来

315
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:17,910
对

316
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,380
你想得美

317
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:21,480
我跟你妈根本出不了门口

318
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,180
整天没出过门了

319
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害得我要阿燕
帮我打电话回公司请假

320
00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:28,900
就是嘛, 简直是烦死了

321
00:20:29,030 --> 00:20:30,890
去喝茶也不行, 买菜也不行

322
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:32,780
你愿望实现了

323
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,120
这个星妈你当得可神气了

324
00:20:36,430 --> 00:20:40,430
对了, 所有这些东西全部都是你的
阿姨姑妈和邻居们送来的

325
00:20:41,810 --> 00:20:46,640
这所谓
穷在闹市无人问, 富在深山有人知

326
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,970
现在这么多食物吃不完

327
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,880
看来你可以省下很多买菜钱了

328
00:20:56,085 --> 00:20:57,390
干嘛
厕所

329
00:20:58,770 --> 00:20:59,860
急成这个样子

330
00:21:00,170 --> 00:21:01,220
我也想去

331
00:21:09,980 --> 00:21:12,180
谢源, 可不可以帮我签个名

332
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,420
快点回家

333
00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:29,450
要用心读书, 不要摔下去

334
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,190
不要, 我哥在睡觉

335
00:21:33,390 --> 00:21:34,520
不怕
没关系

336
00:21:34,630 --> 00:21:36,020
我们偷偷进去不吭声

337
00:21:36,190 --> 00:21:38,720
是啊…我们保证守规矩
我们看一看而已

338
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:40,690
对, 看一眼
看一看

339
00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:44,190
求求你, 别拒绝我们

340
00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:45,560
好了…看一看

341
00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:07,500
阿燕, 干什么

342
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,090
她们是我工厂的姐妹
也是哥哥的影迷

343
00:22:10,460 --> 00:22:12,060
想看看哥哥的真人

344
00:22:12,350 --> 00:22:14,640
对, 伯母, 我们看完谢源就走了

345
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,620
阿燕, 你找死

346
00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:19,510
这样看你哥像瞻仰遗容, 真瞎掰

347
00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:23,850
你们快走, 不要吵醒他, 走…

348
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:24,690
快走

349
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:26,571
吵死人了

350
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,860
怎么这么吵

351
00:22:30,330 --> 00:22:32,320
你也真是, 穿成这样睡觉

352
00:22:33,130 --> 00:22:36,220
省点时间, 懒得换来换去

353
00:22:37,570 --> 00:22:38,940
不行了, 我要走了

354
00:22:39,210 --> 00:22:41,040
怎么啦？这么赶

355
00:22:41,540 --> 00:22:42,980
我盛碗汤给你喝完再走

356
00:22:43,140 --> 00:22:44,510
不喝了, 晚上回来再喝

357
00:22:47,510 --> 00:22:49,100
回来还不是睡觉

358
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,250
CUT

359
00:22:54,690 --> 00:22:56,860
很好, 这个镜头OK

360
00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:59,220
去叫谢源就位补特写

361
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,460
导演, 源哥他还没到

362
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:03,940
什么

363
00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:07,230
龙干导演那边, 他还没放人

364
00:23:07,530 --> 00:23:08,660
简直过份

365
00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:11,130
没本事, 拍得这么慢就别出来混

366
00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:13,460
我看是塞车

367
00:23:13,940 --> 00:23:15,740
好吧, 叫大家休息一会儿

368
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:20,060
导演叫大家休息, 休息一会儿

369
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,500
上次你送我回家

370
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:47,020
我司机反而误会了你

371
00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:49,380
实在不好意思

372
00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:55,342
算了, 我受不起, 是我自己倒楣

373
00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:09,140
棉花糖

374
00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:16,060
棉花糖, 我很喜欢吃的

375
00:24:19,510 --> 00:24:21,340
你帮我去买好不好

376
00:24:22,580 --> 00:24:24,100
我帮你买

377
00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:25,380
对

378
00:24:26,580 --> 00:24:30,380
你知道我去买不太方便

379
00:24:32,150 --> 00:24:36,050
你没什么人认识你, 那么…

380
00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:38,660
好了…大明星, 我帮你买

381
00:24:39,130 --> 00:24:39,890
谢谢

382
00:24:55,310 --> 00:24:57,140
给你
谢谢你

383
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:04,580
好好吃

384
00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:08,620
拍广告？用得着那么夸张

385
00:25:10,140 --> 00:25:11,700
真的是很好吃

386
00:25:12,540 --> 00:25:16,440
小姐, 这是棉花糖, 不是两头鲍鱼

387
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,210
你随时可以吃

388
00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:21,880
当然觉得不怎么样了

389
00:25:22,290 --> 00:25:24,910
我很难得才可以吃得到

390
00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:28,820
大明星, 你臭我

391
00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:31,100
这是事实

392
00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:34,620
我妈说这些棉花糖会把人吃胖

393
00:25:34,930 --> 00:25:36,090
她不许我吃

394
00:25:36,930 --> 00:25:38,630
小姐, 你贵庚

395
00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:40,540
十九岁了

396
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,230
十九岁还把妈挂在嘴边

397
00:25:42,370 --> 00:25:44,430
如果你命好的话, 你做人家妈了

398
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:50,180
你还说呢, 你说的话一点都不灵验

399
00:25:51,110 --> 00:25:52,010
我说什么啦

400
00:25:53,450 --> 00:25:56,420
你记不记得
上次我们走沙滩的时候

401
00:25:56,780 --> 00:25:58,140
我们看到流星

402
00:25:58,420 --> 00:26:00,260
后来你告诉我

403
00:26:00,420 --> 00:26:02,180
如果我们立刻许愿的话

404
00:26:02,540 --> 00:26:05,020
我们的愿望就会很快实现了

405
00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:08,180
你不是想当导演吗

406
00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:11,670
而我很想谈恋爱

407
00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:16,100
不过, 现在我们两个都没实现

408
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,470
你少乌鸦嘴

409
00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:20,510
你自己不灵, 干嘛说我不灵

410
00:26:21,310 --> 00:26:23,370
你以为那么容易叫我当个导演吗

411
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,820
我要有好的剧本, 有好的演员
我才肯当

412
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:35,880
怎么这么浪费

413
00:26:39,130 --> 00:26:40,390
好姐, 给我盛碗饭

414
00:26:41,270 --> 00:26:44,130
不行, 一碗饭还不够？盛碗汤给他

415
00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:45,340
是, 太太

416
00:26:45,540 --> 00:26:47,400
老婆, 我最近瘦了很多

417
00:26:47,660 --> 00:26:49,300
你看看, 我的腰围都缩小了

418
00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:51,840
看看你的肚皮, 像个轮胎一样

419
00:26:52,340 --> 00:26:53,700
早知道你变成这样子

420
00:26:53,810 --> 00:26:55,400
我当年才不嫁给你呢

421
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,710
好了…都听你的, 你作主

422
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:01,480
对了, 妈, 以前爸爸怎么追求你的

423
00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:03,590
他靠凶

424
00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:04,790
什么
不要说了

425
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,220
喝汤…快点喝汤

426
00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:07,750
快说, 说来听听

427
00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:10,940
当年进片场的时候

428
00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:13,050
每次见他, 他都骂我

429
00:27:13,630 --> 00:27:15,060
要嘛就板起脸来

430
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,930
我还以为他很恨我

431
00:27:17,342 --> 00:27:20,180
后来才知道原来他暗恋我

432
00:27:23,370 --> 00:27:24,900
怎么这么像李奇

433
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:29,670
老婆, 那些陈年往事
你还提它干什么？真是

434
00:27:29,850 --> 00:27:32,440
对了, 爸爸, 为什么你对妈那么凶

435
00:27:33,850 --> 00:27:38,690
他这种人
其实是自尊心太强, 自卑感也重

436
00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:41,260
他怕人家说他暗恋我

437
00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:43,760
所以他假装对我很凶的样子

438
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,800
对了, 妈
你什么时候才知道爸爸喜欢你

439
00:27:50,030 --> 00:27:53,030
他用最土的那一招
送花给我的时候就知道了

440
00:27:55,970 --> 00:27:58,960
还算好, 李奇还没送花

441
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:07,910
你是李奇吗

442
00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:10,650
对啊

443
00:28:12,060 --> 00:28:13,280
我是你的影迷

444
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:15,460
真的吗

445
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,760
我喜欢看你演的戏

446
00:28:18,942 --> 00:28:20,460
你真人好英俊

447
00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:23,030
真的吗

448
00:28:23,485 --> 00:28:25,460
你可不可以帮我一个忙

449
00:28:25,670 --> 00:28:27,300
帮你签名？没问题

450
00:28:27,470 --> 00:28:28,940
不是签名

451
00:28:29,740 --> 00:28:32,640
拜托你把这些花交给程宝珠, 谢谢

452
00:28:37,310 --> 00:28:38,610
早知道不太可能了

453
00:28:39,380 --> 00:28:42,260
还说是我的影迷, 原来叫我送花

454
00:28:52,750 --> 00:28:56,500
肚子疼, 丽姐…

455
00:28:57,780 --> 00:28:58,740
什么事

456
00:28:58,890 --> 00:29:01,950
是这样的, 刚刚有个混蛋影迷
他说要把花送给程宝珠

457
00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:04,220
麻烦你, 我有三急

458
00:29:05,530 --> 00:29:06,820
关我什么事

459
00:29:07,530 --> 00:29:09,220
阿奇送花给你

460
00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:10,860
想得美

461
00:29:11,130 --> 00:29:14,530
他说有个什么…什么混蛋影迷

462
00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:17,140
说要送给那个程宝珠

463
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,270
你听他瞎掰, 他就是那个混蛋

464
00:29:20,510 --> 00:29:22,300
你怎么知道的

465
00:29:22,380 --> 00:29:24,780
你看看他, 这么急就跑掉了

466
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:26,820
简直是无胆匪类

467
00:29:27,110 --> 00:29:29,240
反正我要进化妆间, 我帮你拿进去

468
00:29:29,380 --> 00:29:30,150
太好了, 谢谢你

469
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:30,980
别客气

470
00:29:34,390 --> 00:29:35,250
小姐

471
00:29:38,490 --> 00:29:39,930
宝珠姐, 有人送花给你

472
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:42,860
谢谢芬姐

473
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,060
不用问了, 又是你的影迷送来的

474
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:47,780
这次是爱珠还是念珠

475
00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:51,860
没卡片, 是谁送来的

476
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:54,300
敢送花不敢承认

477
00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:57,340
司马昭之心路人皆知了

478
00:29:59,210 --> 00:30:01,020
芬姐, 你知道是谁送的

479
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,880
不就是那个走他先走, 死他先死

480
00:30:04,990 --> 00:30:07,110
站呢站旁边的那个李奇

481
00:30:07,590 --> 00:30:09,520
不跟你说那么多了, 我赶去开工了

482
00:30:13,130 --> 00:30:17,150
糟了…李奇居然连花都送了

483
00:30:17,660 --> 00:30:20,530
那岂不是跟爸爸追求妈一样吗

484
00:30:22,370 --> 00:30:24,860
小姐, 那个李奇是什么人

485
00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:27,100
我好像没听过他的名字

486
00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:29,710
是不是工作人员

487
00:30:32,980 --> 00:30:38,250
（雾月夜抱泣落红）

488
00:30:40,220 --> 00:30:44,680
（雾月夜抱…）

489
00:30:45,460 --> 00:30:47,760
抱你的头, 宝珠, 你搞什么玩意

490
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,740
练曲练得神不守舍

491
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:51,300
对不起, 师父

492
00:30:52,170 --> 00:30:53,030
真要命

493
00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:55,180
是不是唱不了

494
00:30:55,420 --> 00:30:57,500
过来吃碗燕窝清清嗓子

495
00:30:57,770 --> 00:30:59,100
过去休息吧

496
00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:05,980
仙姐, 谢谢你

497
00:31:08,820 --> 00:31:10,780
师父, 吃东西

498
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:11,850
好

499
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,510
宝珠, 你到底怎么啦

500
00:31:15,820 --> 00:31:18,340
练曲不集中, 吃燕窝掉汤勺

501
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,860
你一定有心事, 到底什么事

502
00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:26,340
没事, 真的没事

503
00:31:27,270 --> 00:31:28,620
你瞒得了任姐

504
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,820
瞒不过我的眼睛和耳朵

505
00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:34,300
刚才听你练曲, 就知道你有问题了

506
00:31:35,410 --> 00:31:38,340
是不是为了男人？快从实招来

507
00:31:38,780 --> 00:31:40,910
宝珠, 仙姐此话当真

508
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:44,700
对不对

509
00:31:45,190 --> 00:31:47,120
他姓甚名谁？从实招来

510
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:48,580
李奇

511
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,340
李奇？他是谁

512
00:31:52,130 --> 00:31:56,890
他在片场里
做一些二三流角色和替身的

513
00:31:57,900 --> 00:32:00,530
小角色, 连红裤子都不是

514
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:04,140
仙姐, 说话总要留点馀地

515
00:32:04,270 --> 00:32:06,260
也许那…那个什么

516
00:32:06,780 --> 00:32:07,740
李奇

517
00:32:07,970 --> 00:32:11,570
李奇虽然出身寒微, 可能很有才气

518
00:32:12,220 --> 00:32:14,780
才气值多少钱一斤

519
00:32:15,220 --> 00:32:19,680
俗话说
要木门对木门, 竹门对竹门

520
00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:23,314
那个…什么来着

521
00:32:23,590 --> 00:32:24,620
李奇

522
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:29,420
那个李奇
简直是五行欠金, 穷鬼一名

523
00:32:29,900 --> 00:32:31,780
假如我们宝珠嫁给他

524
00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:34,160
早晚会把老婆给饿死

525
00:32:34,830 --> 00:32:36,360
此话差矣

526
00:32:36,980 --> 00:32:40,700
须知寒微书生都可以高中状元

527
00:32:40,970 --> 00:32:43,270
所谓终会有一天龙穿凤

528
00:32:43,410 --> 00:32:45,540
难道永远裤穿洞吗

529
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,070
你以为这是唱戏

530
00:32:50,980 --> 00:32:52,950
你为什么老是要帮这种穷书生

531
00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:55,380
不是, 我只不过实话实说

532
00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:58,110
两位师父, 你们不要再吵了

533
00:32:58,360 --> 00:32:59,880
你们两个都误会了

534
00:33:00,660 --> 00:33:03,720
我根本对那个李奇没意思

535
00:33:04,730 --> 00:33:05,930
原来错笑鸳鸯

536
00:33:06,130 --> 00:33:10,030
你早点说嘛, 叫我白费口舌

537
00:33:10,342 --> 00:33:12,700
那你为什么唉声叹气？宝珠

538
00:33:13,540 --> 00:33:16,180
我现在就是不知道怎么跟他说

539
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,100
登徒浪子, 何必拐弯抹角

540
00:33:20,314 --> 00:33:22,540
来个单刀直入拒绝他

541
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,110
拒绝他

542
00:33:31,060 --> 00:33:34,030
决定单刀直入拒绝他

543
00:33:40,070 --> 00:33:43,430
我…我有话想跟你说

544
00:33:44,970 --> 00:33:48,370
你这次是想我帮你买棉花糖
还是麦芽糖

545
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:52,710
两样都不是, 我想告诉你…

546
00:33:53,550 --> 00:33:54,670
替身就位

547
00:33:55,340 --> 00:33:56,460
来了

548
00:33:59,390 --> 00:34:01,380
快点, 拖拖拉拉的

549
00:34:01,820 --> 00:34:02,750
怎么样？副导

550
00:34:03,260 --> 00:34:04,590
给他的脚装木板

551
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:05,320
是

552
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,020
来

553
00:34:14,230 --> 00:34:15,790
导演, 要做什么

554
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,790
做什么？做替身

555
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:19,640
你现在是谢源的替身

556
00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:22,070
等一下照旧, 补宝珠姐

557
00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:24,340
我们的指导小龙就会出来

558
00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:25,740
扮太保抢劫你们

559
00:34:26,410 --> 00:34:28,570
然后用小刀刺伤你右面的大腿

560
00:34:29,380 --> 00:34:30,250
这很危险

561
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:32,280
危险？你是不是不想混

562
00:34:33,690 --> 00:34:36,580
放心吧, 你右脚做了手脚

563
00:34:37,020 --> 00:34:40,660
况且小龙是有名的快刀手
绝不会出错

564
00:34:42,260 --> 00:34:44,590
“拉车得美”
六场TAKE 1

565
00:34:45,060 --> 00:34:45,930
ACTION

566
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:46,960
别动

567
00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:48,070
放开她

568
00:34:48,570 --> 00:34:49,430
救命啊

569
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:52,230
你这个臭拉车的
居然敢插手是不是

570
00:34:52,610 --> 00:34:53,870
你不见棺材不流泪

571
00:35:13,485 --> 00:35:14,390
CUT

572
00:35:15,660 --> 00:35:16,390
很好

573
00:35:17,230 --> 00:35:19,200
记着下次补谢源特写, 收工

574
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:21,460
收工…
你扎伤我的脚了

575
00:35:23,870 --> 00:35:33,140
好痛啊…

576
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,020
怎么样

577
00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:35,350
好痛

578
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,500
流一点点血嘛, 小意思

579
00:35:39,420 --> 00:35:41,010
幸亏不是扎伤谢源

580
00:35:41,420 --> 00:35:42,220
收工

581
00:35:42,860 --> 00:35:43,720
收工了…

582
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:44,980
走了

583
00:35:45,190 --> 00:35:46,450
快点…收工

584
00:35:46,940 --> 00:35:47,990
快…

585
00:36:08,350 --> 00:36:10,440
我做替身做得好惨

586
00:36:20,860 --> 00:36:24,420
你的伤口还在流血, 拿去绑住它吧

587
00:36:32,270 --> 00:36:33,100
谢谢

588
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:40,200
你刚刚不是说, 有话要跟我说吗

589
00:36:46,180 --> 00:36:47,260
没什么事了

590
00:36:54,190 --> 00:36:55,250
真倒楣

591
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:56,760
奇哥

592
00:36:56,885 --> 00:36:57,690
阿燕

593
00:36:57,830 --> 00:37:00,060
奇哥, 怎么啦？你被车撞倒啦

594
00:37:00,470 --> 00:37:02,370
不要提了, 提起就生气

595
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,000
拍戏弄伤的

596
00:37:05,370 --> 00:37:07,860
你流好多血, 整条手帕都变红了

597
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,770
这条手帕是红色的

598
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:15,550
对了, 奇哥

599
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,440
我帮你洗那么多次衣服

600
00:37:17,580 --> 00:37:18,880
没见过你这条红色手帕

601
00:37:19,250 --> 00:37:22,380
这个手帕不是我的, 是程宝珠的

602
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,550
程宝珠

603
00:37:24,220 --> 00:37:25,780
为什么她的手帕在你这儿

604
00:37:25,890 --> 00:37:29,900
因为她看到我受伤, 借给我包伤的

605
00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:35,200
程宝珠人笨不拉叽的
平常比较贪吃

606
00:37:35,470 --> 00:37:39,230
不过心肠不坏, 只是命硬了点

607
00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:41,900
对啊…她对你很好

608
00:37:43,310 --> 00:37:44,370
发什么脾气

609
00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:45,840
你还帮着她骂我

610
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:47,210
我帮她

611
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:49,650
对, 她一定很喜欢你

612
00:37:50,857 --> 00:37:52,380
她喜欢上我

613
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,780
不是吗？上次叫你到沙滩散步

614
00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:57,450
问你这个那个, 又叫你教她看流星

615
00:37:57,660 --> 00:38:00,060
现在还借手帕给你绑脚止血

616
00:38:00,460 --> 00:38:01,760
是我自己绑的

617
00:38:02,060 --> 00:38:05,180
都一样, 我看她长相就是不安好心

618
00:38:05,380 --> 00:38:06,580
奇哥, 你这么英俊

619
00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:08,500
女孩子看到你都会心动

620
00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:11,600
不错, 我的确很英俊

621
00:38:11,900 --> 00:38:15,030
可是我跟她是不可能的

622
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,970
奇哥, 为什么不可能

623
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,870
当然了, 我跟她相生相克

624
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,050
看见她就得调头跑, 怎么会喜欢她

625
00:38:27,290 --> 00:38:28,550
奇哥, 燕姐, 你们在这里

626
00:38:28,900 --> 00:38:30,180
楼下刚刚贴了一张纸

627
00:38:30,390 --> 00:38:31,820
很多人在楼下围着看

628
00:38:32,030 --> 00:38:32,750
是吗

629
00:38:32,860 --> 00:38:34,330
是吗？快下去看看

630
00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:40,130
这么多人, 在分米

631
00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:41,770
奇哥, 过去看看
好

632
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,980
小心开水…

633
00:38:48,114 --> 00:38:51,780
开水, 小心开水, 开水
谢谢…

634
00:38:56,630 --> 00:38:59,530
全是英文, 燕姐, 我看不懂

635
00:38:59,870 --> 00:39:02,140
你连中文都不会, 何况英文

636
00:39:02,410 --> 00:39:04,020
奇哥, 写些什么

637
00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:07,580
写什么？我先看看

638
00:39:08,710 --> 00:39:09,770
它好像是说

639
00:39:13,450 --> 00:39:14,180
阿燕

640
00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:19,520
请让让…
什么事, 又限水？四天来一次

641
00:39:20,190 --> 00:39:22,020
写的全是英文, 到底写的什么

642
00:39:22,190 --> 00:39:24,280
奇哥在看, 奇哥, 到底写些什么

643
00:39:25,860 --> 00:39:28,660
是不是洗太平地
还是港督柏立基来巡视

644
00:39:28,770 --> 00:39:30,290
对啊
看清楚

645
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,490
它说…

646
00:39:34,542 --> 00:39:36,540
WE ARE INSTRUCTED TO INFORM YOU

647
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:37,970
THAT THE CAPTION PROPERTY

648
00:39:38,140 --> 00:39:40,800
WILL BE DEMOLISHED ON FIFTEEN FEBRUARY

649
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:44,380
ALL OCCUPANTS SHOULD DELIVER
VACANT PROCESSION

650
00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:47,940
ON OR BEFORE FIFTEEN FEBRUARY

651
00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:51,540
你也会英文

652
00:39:52,460 --> 00:39:54,340
我是英国牛津大学毕业的

653
00:39:56,380 --> 00:39:57,820
那上面说什么

654
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,660
信上说, 房东说二月十五号收房子

655
00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:04,500
收房子…

656
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:08,440
大家别相信他, 他经常爱胡说八道

657
00:40:08,870 --> 00:40:10,300
他还说跟港督吃饭呢

658
00:40:13,010 --> 00:40:15,340
你们不要嘘我, 上面真的这样写的

659
00:40:15,850 --> 00:40:18,680
不相信你, 信你不如信耶稣

660
00:40:19,450 --> 00:40:20,880
谁相信耶稣

661
00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:27,180
神父最懂英文

662
00:40:27,590 --> 00:40:30,120
请问你, 上面说什么

663
00:40:35,380 --> 00:40:40,570
大房东他真的说要收回房子, 阿门

664
00:40:43,270 --> 00:40:44,470
收房子？这怎么办

665
00:40:48,510 --> 00:40:49,340
吃饭了

666
00:40:49,950 --> 00:40:50,670
吃饭

667
00:40:56,190 --> 00:40:58,120
怎么啦？大家吃饭

668
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,540
没想到大房东在这时候会收房子

669
00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:06,340
有钱人都那么讨厌

670
00:41:06,830 --> 00:41:08,490
他们才不开善堂呢

671
00:41:09,070 --> 00:41:13,900
对, 龙凤茶楼的老板
才赚点钱就把茶楼卖掉了

672
00:41:14,970 --> 00:41:17,580
人家赚大钱当然不关我们的事

673
00:41:18,060 --> 00:41:19,460
可是匆匆忙忙

674
00:41:19,660 --> 00:41:22,540
你叫我去哪儿找
这么大地方安置你们

675
00:41:24,510 --> 00:41:26,000
其实也不用担心

676
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,980
还有一个多月时间

677
00:41:30,420 --> 00:41:32,140
我拍完手上的两部戏

678
00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:34,590
陪你到处找找看, 爸爸

679
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,420
对, 阿源说要帮你找了

680
00:41:38,030 --> 00:41:40,050
你干什么唉声叹气, 愁眉苦脸

681
00:41:40,430 --> 00:41:43,700
对, 信叔, 新地方那边不用算我了

682
00:41:44,270 --> 00:41:46,260
我已经找到一户好人家

683
00:41:46,580 --> 00:41:48,430
我以后可以从良了

684
00:41:48,910 --> 00:41:50,260
那我怎么办

685
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,940
你自己看着办

686
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:56,300
信哥, 我老婆有喜了

687
00:41:56,420 --> 00:41:59,900
我妈叫我回去住, 你不用担心我了

688
00:42:01,350 --> 00:42:04,320
你也不用担心我, 你也知道
我一个礼拜回来不到两天

689
00:42:04,850 --> 00:42:07,620
我随便在外面找个阁楼
随便住住就行了

690
00:42:08,260 --> 00:42:10,460
奇哥, 你还是跟我们一起住吧

691
00:42:10,630 --> 00:42:11,590
对, 阿奇

692
00:42:11,971 --> 00:42:14,600
我？看看再说吧

693
00:42:14,730 --> 00:42:16,700
我一个人很容易找地方住

694
00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:18,260
对了, 小祥, 你怎么样

695
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:20,730
你们大家不用为我担心

696
00:42:20,940 --> 00:42:23,130
我已经找了一家寄宿学校去读书

697
00:42:23,270 --> 00:42:23,700
是吗

698
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:24,570
这么本事

699
00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:25,670
你要用心

700
00:42:26,010 --> 00:42:28,170
读书识字就不用擦皮鞋了, 知道吗

701
00:42:28,310 --> 00:42:29,840
当然了, 我要读到大学

702
00:42:30,250 --> 00:42:31,680
有志气

703
00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:34,480
你好贪心, 大学那么容易读

704
00:42:34,650 --> 00:42:36,780
就是, 哪那么容易读

705
00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:38,220
是你

706
00:42:39,220 --> 00:42:40,020
大家好

707
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:40,820
吃饭

708
00:42:41,090 --> 00:42:42,920
你跑到哪儿去了？不是来吃饭的吗

709
00:42:43,290 --> 00:42:47,540
别提了, 我刚才心想搁下面子
低声下气跟我爸爸说

710
00:42:47,820 --> 00:42:49,940
借浅水湾的别墅给你们住

711
00:42:50,470 --> 00:42:53,300
谁知道又吵架收场, 真是气死人了

712
00:42:53,542 --> 00:42:55,270
好了, 吃饭吧

713
00:42:55,510 --> 00:42:58,220
怎么？不相信我？我说真的
谢谢你

714
00:42:59,740 --> 00:43:00,980
你们不相信我

715
00:43:02,150 --> 00:43:02,870
进来

716
00:43:04,710 --> 00:43:05,650
罗先生

717
00:43:07,780 --> 00:43:08,460
坐

718
00:43:10,090 --> 00:43:11,220
找我什么事

719
00:43:12,220 --> 00:43:13,420
这张支票给你的

720
00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:16,290
这支票…

721
00:43:16,860 --> 00:43:19,590
你的“落泪的玫瑰”在南洋赚了大钱

722
00:43:20,220 --> 00:43:21,700
这些是我给你的奖金

723
00:43:22,130 --> 00:43:23,030
谢谢罗先生

724
00:43:24,020 --> 00:43:27,000
阿源, 好好用心去做
罗先生不会亏待你的

725
00:43:27,970 --> 00:43:29,340
两千块那么多

726
00:43:29,710 --> 00:43:31,700
是吗？写错了吧

727
00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:35,140
是两万块, 傻瓜

728
00:43:36,340 --> 00:43:37,171
两万块

729
00:43:41,220 --> 00:43:42,860
真的是两万块