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==难兄难弟 GOTV 第11集==
===1010U===

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你猜他们牵手了没有

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嘴都亲过了

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不会的, 阿萍不是那么随便的人

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亲脸还说不定有

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你猜我们这么做
阿源会不会不高兴

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我看不会吧

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我们一番苦心为他们两个拉红线

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做媒人还有罪吗

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说得对

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不枉我一番苦心出卖阿萍

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不过话说回来

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你真的要谢谢我们两个

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对

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为什么

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没错

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如果不是我们蒙蔽了阿源双眼

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他又怎么会喜欢阿萍呢

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你搞错了, 阿萍只是平时不打扮

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其实不晓得有多少男人
拜倒她的石榴裙下呢

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你撒谎, 看你的样子就知道了

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为什么

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没听过外甥似舅吗

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对啊
胡说

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我年轻的时候
不晓得迷倒多少少女呢

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原来你们几个混球躲在这里

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别生那么大的气
坐下来叫杯饮料喝

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快点说, 为什么你们几个
躲在这里吃冰

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对了, 阿萍怎么没跟你一起来

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我正想问你呢

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害我从六点到八点站大马路上吹风

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阿萍不可能不去

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我又没说错时间

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什么不可能

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你们也是没事坐在这里吃冰

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我们不一样, 阿萍对你也不一样

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有什么不一样

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也像你们一样, 一样不出现

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不是说这个, 简直是牛皮灯笼

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你不觉得阿萍你很好
很关心你吗

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她对谁都这么好

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她爱上你了, 你不知道吗

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你们几个家伙一起来作弄我

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他们不是作弄你
只是想帮你牵红线

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什么
对啊

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还说帮我牵红线

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对啊

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你们几个什么兄弟

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塞个老巫婆给我

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她人品很好啊

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我知道她人品很好

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虽然我不太在乎什么外在美

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可是老巫婆永远是老巫婆

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还有啊, 你有没有留意她的小动作

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像个男人, 要是我带她上街

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人家会说我找个男人做情人

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谢源, 我恨死你了

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谢谢

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你也真是的, 这样子说话
我也会生气

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就是嘛, 每个人都是妈生的

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你这个混蛋

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颜色深了点

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怎么了？两兄弟谈得那么开心

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什么事

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这边好一点

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好啊

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空气新鲜多了

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你们不要这样对我

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其实我那天呢只不过实话实说

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我们也是实话实说

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对啊…其实我觉得
阿萍她有眼无珠

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鲜花插在牛粪上

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别这么说好不好

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报纸上也写, 提倡自由恋爱

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你们这么做等于逼我盲婚哑嫁

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你这么说就是嫌人家长得丑

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我没这么说

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我只求…有缘分

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有缘分？你不就是要求高吗

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我要求顺眼

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看她不顺眼

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我没这么说, 是你说的

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你说来说去
不就是嫌人家长得不够漂亮

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你老实说吧, 阿萍有什么不好

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好啊

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人很好

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说得对了, 娶妻求淑妇

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她长得就是差了一点点

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你也真会说, 差一点点嘛

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其实阿萍的样子蛮像邵芳芳的

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是啊…

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像, 像毁了容的邵芳芳

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你太过分了, 说话不要太刻薄了

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是啊

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老实说, 如果把阿萍
换上是邵芳芳的样子, 你愿不愿意

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是啊…

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什么？什么意思？

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阿萍的心, 芳芳的样子

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那…
对

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那当然好一点了

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承认不喜欢人家长相了

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人真够贪心的啊

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还想两样都要呢

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对啊

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你们两个可恶

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源哥, 试试新上市的波罗冰吧

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太好了…

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阿萍

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这么多人有得等了

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对啊

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你是谢源的妈妈
我很喜欢看你儿子演戏的

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是吗
你真人比照片漂亮

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谢太太…我让个位子给你先看吧

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不好意思

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没关系的, 星妈还用排队吗
大家不介意的啊

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是, 不介意…

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不好意思
来…坐啊…

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好的

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对不起

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谢谢

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对不起…

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谢太太你不舒服啊

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有一点头疼

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怎么会这样子呢

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当然了, 妈, 你现在是星妈

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不是每天帮哥哥在茶楼宣传

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就陪什么太太们逛公司
去酒店喝咖啡

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赶来赶去脚没走断已经算走运了

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你呀, 真讨厌, 就不会帮我说好话

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你家里还有什么人

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我没家人了我

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是吗

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你想吃什么就尽量去吃吧

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放开心情, 不要省那一点钱了

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好, 多少钱？医生

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不用了…

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那不行, 钱财身外物
我生不带来死不带去对不对

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你用不着跟我计较了
里面那个一定有绝症

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怎么声音那么熟啊

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对啊

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冯仁吭？

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吭哥, 过来吃点补品吧

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对啊, 你过来坐, 坐

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阿燕, 你真是太好了

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要是将来能够娶你做老婆
真是太有福气了

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快死了还开玩笑

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阿燕, 算了, 别再说了

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我说真的

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信婶, 真的是燕窝, 怎么这么客气

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有得吃你就快吃吧

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不够呢我里面还有, 带点回家吃

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做了星妈果然不一样了

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气派完全不同

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吭哥

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原来你这么久没来看我们

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也不去片场, 是因为得了这个病

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对啊, 你这个病多久了

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没听你提过

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对啊

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没有, 我才病了几天, 小意思

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小意思？你说得真轻松

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要我的话才笑不出来

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奇哥, 你胡说什么
你不会有这种病的

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当然

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什么不会

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每个人都有机会染上我这个病

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这有什么大不了的呢

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我呸…别胡说, 冯仁吭

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大家住在一起, 别那么黑心

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你自己有绝症就算了
别把我们拉进去

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我呸…

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我怎么会有绝症？你神经病呀你

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你别不承认, 我跟妈听林大夫说

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问你有没有亲人
叫你有得吃多吃一点

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就是
对啊

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你们全都搞错了

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那天林大夫是说
问我有没有…亲人帮我煮药

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他也知道我饮食不定时

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所以叫我多吃点东西
争取时间多吸收点营养

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其实我是伤风感冒, 我有点咳嗽

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你们全都搞错了

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原来是这样
是伤风感冒

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还能是什么

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阿燕, 燕窝很贵

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快拿回去

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知道

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用得着这么现实吗？让我吃完

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你也真是的, 瘦成那样
谁都会误会你

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对啊, 几天不上班
还以为你死了呢

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上什么班？手软脚软哪有力气呢

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现在连煮药都没人帮我煮了
真是要命

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那你不讨个老婆？你年纪不小了

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你真是的, 哪有那么简单
看得上眼才行

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随便在街上捡个当老婆？你真是的

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冯仁吭, 你自己什么身份

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钱你也不多, 年纪也已经不小了

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还要挑, 人家不嫌你都偷笑了

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就是嘛

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对啊, 吭哥, 是时候讨个老婆

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晚上踢被也有人帮你盖

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对, 当心天气凉把你冻死

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哪有那么严重
就是

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你想不想每天有人煮好饭
和放好水给你洗澡

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那当然最好了

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就是啊

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说句不好听的
将来百年归老的时候

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也有孝子贤妻来送你终

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我左看右看, 没有短命相

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这样咒我

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想想一把年纪了

211
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这种情形很难预料的

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有个三长两短
那么两脚一伸就玩完了

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没儿子送终太不像话了

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可这一下子到哪儿去找个老婆呢

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冯仁吭, 你自己跟自己说话
是不是疯了

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于大姐？

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乡下妹, 连话都说不好

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可是看看她的皮肤

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也很白很嫩

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讨老婆就得要这种

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就是你

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于大姐

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什么事？冯仁吭

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没什么, 我专诚过来是想
谢谢你刚才关心我

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你说我关心你

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对啊

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老实说, 认识我这么久了

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你觉得我这个人怎么样？于大姐

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不错…

230
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不错就行了

231
00:11:42,780 --> 00:11:45,940
你有没有空？如果你有空
我今晚想约你吃饭

232
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,380
然后呢, 到山顶游车河好不好

233
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,410
冯仁吭

234
00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:53,220
你的意思是说想追我

235
00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:54,740
就是这个意思

236
00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:59,550
你有没有搞错你？胡说八道

237
00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:02,100
你有病啊？快去看医生, 大吉大利

238
00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:05,600
我有诚意的我…

239
00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:10,310
那个于秀秋, 年纪也不小了

240
00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:13,340
话也说不正, 粉呢搽到脖子上了

241
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:16,240
有什么了不起？还不是女人一个

242
00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:20,610
为什么不说
“吃不着的葡萄是酸”

243
00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:24,580
怎么你不说“癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉”

244
00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:25,350
就是啊

245
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:26,580
我看你简直是不要脸

246
00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:28,160
于秀秋你也敢去泡

247
00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:30,830
你们三个用不着臭我

248
00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:32,730
我现在另外有新目标

249
00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:34,320
这么快

250
00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:35,520
有目标介绍我们认识

251
00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:37,430
无所谓, 兄弟一场

252
00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:39,590
反正两个, 我也吃不下

253
00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:40,960
两个？

254
00:12:41,570 --> 00:12:43,620
任姐和仙姐

255
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,500
冯仁吭, 你简直异想天开

256
00:12:50,571 --> 00:12:51,740
想出毛病了

257
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,210
干杯

258
00:12:53,550 --> 00:12:57,110
不是啊, 仙姐和任姐
相貌和名气都一流, 配得上我

259
00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:01,350
冯先生, 你不相信镜子
也得想想你的身份

260
00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:03,580
任姐和仙姐啊

261
00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:06,080
你老老实实随便去找个女人

262
00:13:06,210 --> 00:13:08,310
能答应嫁给你, 你都阿弥陀佛了

263
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,880
只要人家不嫌你讨厌你
你也别嫌人家平凡

264
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,380
就是
什么

265
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,180
品德贤淑的女孩我到哪儿去找呀我

266
00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:18,660
现在这个世界, 没有好女孩了

267
00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:22,160
还有一个

268
00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:35,260
冯仁吭, 这么巧

269
00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:38,040
什么巧？我是故意来找你的

270
00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:41,740
你找我？什么事？源哥呢

271
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,540
是他叫我来找你的

272
00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:48,580
他也许来, 应该是不会来了
我们俩谈就行了

273
00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:50,750
谈？谈什么

274
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:52,550
你没叫东西, 喝什么

275
00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:54,090
随便吧

276
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,150
行了, 两杯波罗冰

277
00:13:57,430 --> 00:13:58,360
到底要谈什么

278
00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:02,830
是这样的, 我这个人刚认识呢
可能觉得很难受

279
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,230
可是相处久了习惯了
会觉得很有味道

280
00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:08,630
你想说什么

281
00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:10,470
我还没说完呢, 别插嘴呀你

282
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,450
看你人不怎么样, 不说话也很文静

283
00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:16,910
不过长相是差了点

284
00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:20,990
不过我没有打算带你去见人了
能进厨房就行了

285
00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:25,060
不过随便啦, 我这个人要求比较低

286
00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:28,650
以后你进了我的门
大家公公平平好好的

287
00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:30,620
熬过下半辈子就算了

288
00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:33,260
是不是源哥叫你来跟我这么说的

289
00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:36,770
你管他是谁说呢
反正你嫁进我们冯家呢

290
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,460
最重要的是帮我生个大儿子

291
00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:40,220
以后延续香火

292
00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:42,500
如果你第一胎生个女儿呢

293
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,840
没关系, 你只要用点心继续生

294
00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:46,640
直到生到有儿子为止

295
00:14:46,950 --> 00:14:48,470
到时候我两腿一蹬

296
00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:50,660
安安乐乐的时候有儿子送终

297
00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:51,750
就这么简单

298
00:14:52,490 --> 00:14:54,250
他真的叫你这么跟我说？

299
00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:57,760
你管他怎么说呢
你进了我门你就是我冯家的人了

300
00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,260
你最重要就是听我的话

301
00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:02,060
还有啊, 假如我将来
要是看上别人的话

302
00:15:02,130 --> 00:15:04,540
我随时会娶小老婆的
你得有心理淮备

303
00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,750
你为什么喘大气

304
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,680
你脸都发红了

305
00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:15,090
你是不是有暗病呀你
谢源没有告诉我

306
00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:18,090
有病的话你治好了你再跟我

307
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:22,620
冯仁吭, 这么早就到了

308
00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:27,320
谢源

309
00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:28,040
什么

310
00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:31,180
干嘛…

311
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:32,960
又是波罗冰…

312
00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:36,150
有没有人看着我？有没有…

313
00:15:36,430 --> 00:15:38,520
没有…我们挡着你出去

314
00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:41,060
对, 我先走
走…

315
00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:48,300
烂了…

316
00:15:48,540 --> 00:15:50,370
这张讨厌的照片, 我不想再要了

317
00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:51,740
我说桌子

318
00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:53,240
谁叫他那么坏

319
00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:54,580
叫冯仁吭娶我做老婆

320
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,050
说得我好像没人要一样

321
00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:58,510
你这个样子, 实在很抱歉

322
00:15:59,950 --> 00:16:01,080
真人当然不是啦

323
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:02,920
去死吧

324
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,580
还打…哇塞

325
00:16:04,828 --> 00:16:06,530
你跟谢源真有深仇大恨

326
00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:08,520
谁叫他说我是老巫婆

327
00:16:08,930 --> 00:16:10,900
去死吧
好…

328
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:15,830
这样好了

329
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,900
干脆把大近视眼镜给脱掉

330
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,100
以邵芳芳的真面目见人吧

331
00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:22,700
想得美, 我干什么要这么便宜他

332
00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:24,140
才不让他占这种便宜呢

333
00:16:24,510 --> 00:16:27,170
简直是大小孩
没得玩找点事情来闹

334
00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:29,940
你处处都是维护着他

335
00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:31,710
连外甥女都不帮

336
00:16:32,390 --> 00:16:33,940
我怎么会不帮你

337
00:16:34,390 --> 00:16:38,300
如果我当时在场, 我一定会帮你忙
再给他一杯波罗冰尝尝

338
00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:42,590
话又说回来了, 你要斗到什么时候

339
00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:46,580
我现在, 就算喝一百碗苦茶
我还是一肚子的火

340
00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:48,820
反正我不会就这样就算了

341
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:50,470
什么意思

342
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:55,640
芳芳姐、源歌
导演在那边跟摄影师在研究

343
00:16:55,810 --> 00:16:58,180
待会拍你们, 叫你们休息一下

344
00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:02,780
芳芳, 你昨晚睡不好吗

345
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,290
今天的对白好像不是很顺

346
00:17:06,820 --> 00:17:08,580
对啊, 一口气没下去

347
00:17:09,590 --> 00:17:13,820
最近天气凉, 比较干燥
叫人冲点蜂蜜水给你喝吧

348
00:17:15,228 --> 00:17:16,380
不耽误你休息了

349
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:20,000
你倒是提醒了我

350
00:17:21,070 --> 00:17:22,220
蜂蜜

351
00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:16,460
芳芳姐, 导演说可以就位了

352
00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:19,360
好的, 你过去看看源哥好了没有

353
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:21,820
源哥

354
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:23,660
源哥

355
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:28,730
快…

356
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:31,170
快来帮忙, 快…

357
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,340
打…

358
00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:41,500
这样子不行, 拿烟来熏

359
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,740
熏鱼啊…

360
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,140
用火烫他

361
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:52,610
我的妈呀, 不要了吧…

362
00:18:57,660 --> 00:18:58,380
让开

363
00:19:04,970 --> 00:19:06,820
怎么样？好一点没有

364
00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:17,340
我叫你不要再去抓嘛

365
00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:20,510
就是嘛, 弄得我们浑身都痒了

366
00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:22,250
帮我抓背, 妈
我也觉得浑身发痒

367
00:19:22,390 --> 00:19:23,290
对啊, 我也是

368
00:19:23,490 --> 00:19:25,720
你瞎拼嘛你, 痒怎么会传染呢

369
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:29,560
阿源, 你到底得罪谁了
怎么会作弄你

370
00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:31,380
没有, 我怎么会得罪人呢

371
00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:32,630
没有怎么会被人作弄

372
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:33,560
我怎么知道

373
00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:37,100
算起来应该还有一个

374
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,460
怎么会是她呢

375
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:41,570
她也不会知道我在那儿拍外景

376
00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:43,200
是谁呀

377
00:19:43,810 --> 00:19:45,640
阿源, 是不是你得罪人自己不记得

378
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,240
没有…

379
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,540
受不了了
奇哥, 你着凉啦

380
00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:52,210
一点点, 没事
我要进去拿热水泡泡

381
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:53,950
你还要泡？

382
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:55,990
你长大了

383
00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:58,820
什么
找人帮你盖被子就不会打喷嚏了

384
00:19:59,130 --> 00:19:59,850
多事

385
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,540
讨厌

386
00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:04,290
干什么？你进来帮我抓背好了
不要烦我

387
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:17,420
奇哥…

388
00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:20,420
太好了, 你认不认得我

389
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:24,314
你这副德性, 想不记得都很难

390
00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:25,880
是吗…

391
00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:26,750
请让一让

392
00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:28,290
奇哥…

393
00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:30,020
什么事

394
00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:32,280
拜托你帮我送这花给宝珠

395
00:20:32,590 --> 00:20:35,760
老兄, 你一而再
再而三的不是个办法

396
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,140
我不会再帮你

397
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,840
花这种无聊的钱

398
00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:48,100
你更无聊, 要做这种事

399
00:20:49,610 --> 00:20:50,820
真无聊

400
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,500
对不起

401
00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:09,230
小姐…

402
00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:13,230
他又送花来了, 偷偷摸摸鬼鬼祟祟

403
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:15,790
又是李奇？

404
00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:20,800
有封信, 一定是情书了

405
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,742
快点拆开来看看写什么, 快点

406
00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:29,040
用红笔写的？

407
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:33,320
亲爱的宝珠, 你是我心目中的女神

408
00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:35,820
我对你的爱, 如浩瀚的大海

409
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,290
一发不可收拾

410
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:41,460
这封血书正是代表了我对你的诚意

411
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,560
一个爱你爱到死的人上

412
00:21:46,485 --> 00:21:47,900
是一封血书

413
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,030
我呸, 简直就是变态

414
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,870
不知道有没有细菌

415
00:21:53,470 --> 00:21:56,440
完了…

416
00:21:56,610 --> 00:21:57,980
好姐, 现在怎么办呢

417
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,420
他才完蛋呢, 越来越变态

418
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:03,660
你一早就应该跟他说清楚

419
00:22:04,942 --> 00:22:06,485
那要他明白才行

420
00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:08,650
这次用血书

421
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,510
下次不知道会干什么

422
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,050
不行了…你呀以后出去

423
00:22:14,330 --> 00:22:17,140
千万要提高警觉, 提起十二分精神

424
00:22:17,580 --> 00:22:18,580
记住啊

425
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,550
你…你是谁呀

426
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,490
不用怕, 我是李奇

427
00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:54,260
这个程宝珠真是有点毛病

428
00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:57,420
隐形人替身李奇就位了

429
00:23:00,070 --> 00:23:03,040
你怎么看到我的？失败

430
00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:04,240
你这个王八蛋

431
00:23:21,390 --> 00:23:23,460
阿燕…

432
00:23:24,550 --> 00:23:25,260
阿燕

433
00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:27,350
阿燕

434
00:23:29,550 --> 00:23:31,420
阿燕…你下班了

435
00:23:31,690 --> 00:23:32,950
你跑到这儿来干什么

436
00:23:33,190 --> 00:23:35,350
我今天不用上班
所以专诚来接你下班罗

437
00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:37,950
你干嘛来接我下班？你走啊

438
00:23:38,330 --> 00:23:40,390
阿燕你别这样对我, 阿燕
走啊…

439
00:23:40,630 --> 00:23:43,000
阿燕, 你…男朋友啊

440
00:23:43,970 --> 00:23:45,960
你不要误会, 我已经有男朋友了

441
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,170
看他样子那么憨直

442
00:23:48,410 --> 00:23:49,800
就知道他绝对不会花心了

443
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,440
对啊, 所有人都说我很老实
很专一的

444
00:23:53,810 --> 00:23:55,300
那我们不耽误你们谈情了

445
00:23:55,450 --> 00:23:57,140
不耽误…
走了…

446
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:57,750
那我们先走了

447
00:23:57,850 --> 00:23:59,680
拜拜
再见…

448
00:23:59,780 --> 00:24:00,410
再见了

449
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,580
你发什么疯？你开心了
我以后还能见人吗

450
00:24:03,950 --> 00:24:05,540
手织的？

451
00:24:05,580 --> 00:24:06,060
是啊

452
00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:21,060
三下高针、两下低针

453
00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:22,730
三下高针、再两下低针

454
00:24:22,870 --> 00:24:24,100
行了…
三下

455
00:24:24,210 --> 00:24:26,340
三下高针两下低针嘛
我已经学会了

456
00:24:26,740 --> 00:24:27,940
阿燕, 说实在的

457
00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:30,780
你喜欢穿温暖牌呢
我织给你就行了

458
00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:32,260
没错

459
00:24:32,540 --> 00:24:34,300
不过这种事, 自己织好一点

460
00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:36,440
借个肩膀来量一量

461
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:37,380
好啊

462
00:24:39,860 --> 00:24:41,420
阿燕, 你搞什么

463
00:24:41,590 --> 00:24:44,300
你喜欢穿松身衣服也用不着那么大

464
00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:46,160
我哪有跟你说我织给我自己

465
00:24:46,330 --> 00:24:47,620
我织给奇哥的

466
00:24:49,870 --> 00:24:51,600
你猜猜奇哥会不会喜欢毛衣

467
00:24:52,940 --> 00:24:54,300
原来你不知道

468
00:24:55,140 --> 00:24:57,580
你不了解人家就织毛衣给人家

469
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,900
什么不了解？我的意思是说

470
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:04,100
不知道奇哥喜不喜欢这个颜色

471
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,210
他喜不喜欢穿毛衣你不知道

472
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:08,020
喜欢什么颜色你也不知道

473
00:25:08,870 --> 00:25:09,840
你是单恋他

474
00:25:09,970 --> 00:25:10,940
你说什么

475
00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:13,700
我的意思是说呢
阿奇知不知道你喜欢他

476
00:25:13,910 --> 00:25:14,900
他当然知道了

477
00:25:15,310 --> 00:25:18,140
真的假的？没听他提起过你们两个

478
00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:19,470
难道什么都告诉你

479
00:25:20,150 --> 00:25:22,340
这是我跟奇哥两个人的事情

480
00:25:23,060 --> 00:25:25,080
我跟奇哥心有灵犀一点通

481
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,920
我们对将来已经有了默契了

482
00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:29,610
你还是死了心算了

483
00:25:30,590 --> 00:25:33,150
阿燕, 你一天没结婚
我还是有机会

484
00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:35,980
错了, 阿燕, 你又织漏针了

485
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,990
你这样织, 织两年都织不好

486
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,390
你什么了不起
难道你一夜就织好了

487
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:41,230
当然了

488
00:25:41,730 --> 00:25:42,830
那你帮我织

489
00:25:47,610 --> 00:25:48,570
怎么样

490
00:25:49,380 --> 00:25:51,570
小姐, 上街去
你真讨厌, 你走开点

491
00:25:53,310 --> 00:25:54,300
阿燕干嘛那么急

492
00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:55,180
上厕所

493
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:57,910
妈
拿什么回来了

494
00:25:58,150 --> 00:25:59,850
你看, 毛衣

495
00:26:00,190 --> 00:26:01,350
手织毛衣

496
00:26:01,990 --> 00:26:02,850
很漂亮
对啊

497
00:26:02,990 --> 00:26:04,250
不过这么大, 她不合穿

498
00:26:04,390 --> 00:26:05,720
这种颜色是不是给老爸的

499
00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:06,480
我也不合适

500
00:26:06,830 --> 00:26:07,950
来…
老爸…

501
00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:09,700
是不是你的？她是不是织给你的

502
00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:11,760
织给找？
对啊, 你看看

503
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,230
不像, 那么宽

504
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:15,470
宽？
对啊

505
00:26:15,670 --> 00:26:17,030
阿源, 会不会是你的

506
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:18,030
不会吧

507
00:26:18,170 --> 00:26:19,640
你试试看…

508
00:26:19,770 --> 00:26:20,570
无缘无故干嘛对我那么好

509
00:26:20,670 --> 00:26:21,640
试试看

510
00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:22,800
还没到生日呢

511
00:26:23,410 --> 00:26:25,210
也许她是织给你的
干嘛织毛衣给我

512
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:28,550
真合适

513
00:26:28,650 --> 00:26:29,640
有没有搞错

514
00:26:29,820 --> 00:26:31,780
拿我的毛衣来穿, 快脱下来
干什么？你不是织给我的吗

515
00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:33,820
你想得美, 你想穿你自己织

516
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,660
快点, 不合适你穿的

517
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:37,090
都弄葬了

518
00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:38,160
我才不要呢

519
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,660
奇哥

520
00:26:53,970 --> 00:26:56,130
奇哥, 我倒杯热茶给你
你快坐下来吧

521
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:57,000
谢谢

522
00:26:57,910 --> 00:26:58,610
谢谢

523
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,370
怪里怪气的

524
00:27:04,050 --> 00:27:05,620
奇哥, 热茶

525
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:06,410
谢谢

526
00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:08,300
你干嘛那么客气

527
00:27:08,590 --> 00:27:10,180
我跟你还用得着那么客气吗

528
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,400
这毛衣我送给你的, 喜不喜欢

529
00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:18,740
送给我？

530
00:27:20,670 --> 00:27:24,028
你看看你, 鼻水都流出来了
谢谢

531
00:27:24,450 --> 00:27:26,890
没有毛衣穿在身上
很容易着凉会伤风的

532
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,660
也没错, 多少钱？我给你

533
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:31,860
无价啊

534
00:27:32,650 --> 00:27:34,020
捡回来的

535
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,820
你讨厌, 人家亲手织的

536
00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:40,150
亲手织的？很了不起

537
00:27:40,820 --> 00:27:43,020
你还没回答你喜不喜欢

538
00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:44,740
喜欢, 谢谢

539
00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:47,630
对了, 奇哥, 你这么累
快点回房休息吧

540
00:27:47,830 --> 00:27:48,760
好

541
00:27:51,130 --> 00:27:52,380
我自己走好了

542
00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:54,030
记住明天穿毛衣

543
00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:54,990
好

544
00:27:56,270 --> 00:27:56,930
晚安

545
00:27:57,457 --> 00:27:58,370
晚安, 奇哥

546
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:03,800
妈

547
00:28:11,650 --> 00:28:12,950
我真受不了你

548
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:15,450
怪不得你那么紧张那件毛衣

549
00:28:15,790 --> 00:28:16,980
原来是织给阿奇的

550
00:28:17,590 --> 00:28:18,560
妈

551
00:28:19,940 --> 00:28:22,390
你都这么大了, 谈恋爱也应该了

552
00:28:23,230 --> 00:28:24,360
不过阿奇对你怎么样

553
00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:25,890
他当然对我很好

554
00:28:26,380 --> 00:28:28,980
又疼我, 反正什么都照顾我

555
00:28:30,670 --> 00:28:32,500
阿奇这个孩子也不错

556
00:28:33,740 --> 00:28:35,470
只是现在的环境差了点

557
00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:37,940
奇哥一定会出人头地的

558
00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:41,100
我也希望这样

559
00:28:41,860 --> 00:28:43,220
不过不知道等多久

560
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:47,100
妈, 你是不是反对我跟奇哥在一起

561
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,160
傻丫头, 女大不中留嘛

562
00:28:51,270 --> 00:28:52,540
你终究要嫁人

563
00:28:53,260 --> 00:28:56,440
只要你找一个你喜欢他
他也疼你的就行了

564
00:29:01,750 --> 00:29:02,780
老爸, 你闻什么

565
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:04,880
老婆, 这炒面好香

566
00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:06,690
你就会说, 也不帮忙

567
00:29:06,885 --> 00:29:08,490
阿燕, 叫阿奇出来吃东西

568
00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:12,790
阿燕, 这件毛衣很合身

569
00:29:13,030 --> 00:29:13,520
真的？

570
00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:14,390
对啊

571
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:15,530
信叔、信婶早

572
00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:16,500
早…

573
00:29:16,570 --> 00:29:17,330
阿源
早

574
00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:18,930
你今天这么有礼貌

575
00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:20,300
应该的

576
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,140
对了, 信婶

577
00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,260
这个月的房租, 你点一点

578
00:29:25,510 --> 00:29:26,600
算了

579
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,310
为什么

580
00:29:29,740 --> 00:29:31,340
我跟信叔商量过了

581
00:29:31,580 --> 00:29:33,070
我们房间是多出来的

582
00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:35,180
我们收房租只是意思一下

583
00:29:35,550 --> 00:29:37,420
倒不如你把钱存起来

584
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:38,740
做老婆本吧

585
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,580
这…这怎么好意思

586
00:29:42,790 --> 00:29:44,320
你现在还说不好意思

587
00:29:45,580 --> 00:29:47,620
我们已经才把你当成自己人一样了

588
00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:50,460
我不是这个意思

589
00:29:50,860 --> 00:29:53,930
我是说, 我哪有本事讨老婆

590
00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:57,500
阿奇, 话千万不要这么说

591
00:29:57,810 --> 00:29:59,600
你还年轻有得是机会

592
00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:02,810
所谓终有一日出人头地

593
00:30:03,180 --> 00:30:04,440
难道永远这么穷吗

594
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,900
信叔呢可把你当半个儿子了

595
00:30:07,620 --> 00:30:09,620
听到没有？用心赚钱吧

596
00:30:10,650 --> 00:30:12,580
那么…好吧

597
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,280
吃吧, 东西都凉了
吃吧

598
00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:15,690
把钱收起来吧, 阿奇

599
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:16,380
好

600
00:30:17,220 --> 00:30:18,020
奇哥

601
00:30:18,230 --> 00:30:19,720
你的手流血了, 你弄破啦

602
00:30:19,930 --> 00:30:20,490
对啊

603
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,390
一定是我刚刚剪指甲的时候剪到的

604
00:30:23,570 --> 00:30:24,190
痛不痛

605
00:30:24,330 --> 00:30:24,990
不痛

606
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,430
长这么大这么不小心

607
00:30:26,740 --> 00:30:27,980
也得有个人照顾你才行

608
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,300
我去拿药水给你止血

609
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:30,370
谢谢你

610
00:30:31,870 --> 00:30:32,400
很痛啊

611
00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:33,460
没错

612
00:30:34,580 --> 00:30:35,240
真不小心

613
00:30:36,380 --> 00:30:39,420
完了…是第三封血书了

614
00:30:40,180 --> 00:30:41,340
再这么下去

615
00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:45,060
我不死, 他都流血死了

616
00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:48,340
他死比你死好啊, 小姐

617
00:30:48,460 --> 00:30:50,820
那种变态恶心鬼, 用得着可怜他

618
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,680
快把它丢掉吧

619
00:30:52,860 --> 00:30:55,090
免得传染我们有什么皮肤病什么

620
00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:56,290
快去把它丢掉

621
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,420
好姐

622
00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:03,850
仔细想想

623
00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:05,980
会不会不是他

624
00:31:06,660 --> 00:31:08,560
看他的样子没那么疯

625
00:31:10,030 --> 00:31:13,060
怎么能看得出来
在头上刻字告诉你

626
00:31:44,830 --> 00:31:47,460
小姐, 你…你看到没有

627
00:31:48,220 --> 00:31:49,930
他…他手指

628
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,060
你现在知道是他做的啦

629
00:31:54,010 --> 00:31:55,630
一定是他了

630
00:31:57,410 --> 00:32:00,240
他越来越变态了, 再这样下去

631
00:32:00,410 --> 00:32:02,540
早晚搂着你一起殉情都有可能

632
00:32:03,980 --> 00:32:05,610
好姐, 你不要再说了

633
00:32:05,950 --> 00:32:07,580
你说得我心乱如麻

634
00:32:09,220 --> 00:32:11,350
心乱如麻也得想办法

635
00:32:12,460 --> 00:32:15,360
不行, 小姐, 现在只有两条路选了

636
00:32:16,460 --> 00:32:17,760
什么路？说来听听

637
00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:20,560
第一条呢, 就是你远走高飞

638
00:32:20,630 --> 00:32:23,190
有多远跑多远
以后都不要再碰见他

639
00:32:24,570 --> 00:32:25,800
怎么可能

640
00:32:26,170 --> 00:32:28,140
难道我以后不回来片场拍戏啦

641
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,200
所以你只剩下第二条路走了

642
00:32:30,540 --> 00:32:31,380
什么路

643
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,570
就是你一定要跟他说清楚

644
00:32:33,780 --> 00:32:35,800
警告他以后别再骚扰你

645
00:32:35,950 --> 00:32:37,740
不然的话必死无疑

646
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,080
等一等

647
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,210
不过我想到第三条路

648
00:32:42,590 --> 00:32:43,560
怎么样

649
00:32:44,890 --> 00:32:47,920
就是由你出马, 帮我跟他说清楚

650
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,040
干什么

651
00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:07,980
怎么老盯着我的肠粉？你自己有啊

652
00:33:08,310 --> 00:33:09,750
我的香, 好吃一点是吧

653
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,660
谁看你的肠粉？我只是看你的毛衣

654
00:33:12,900 --> 00:33:13,540
是吗

655
00:33:14,090 --> 00:33:16,060
识货, 手织的

656
00:33:16,790 --> 00:33:17,550
我知道

657
00:33:18,620 --> 00:33:19,820
知道是谁织的吗

658
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:21,860
我没兴趣知道

659
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,940
其实我也没兴趣穿

660
00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:27,820
天气凉, 没办法, 先用着

661
00:33:28,430 --> 00:33:30,900
没办法先用着？你说什么

662
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,420
你反应那么大干什么

663
00:33:34,710 --> 00:33:37,230
这毛衣穿得很不舒服吗？是温暖牌

664
00:33:37,460 --> 00:33:39,500
温暖牌？破洞牌才对

665
00:33:39,610 --> 00:33:40,640
你看看我背后

666
00:33:42,460 --> 00:33:44,300
对啊, 这么多洞

667
00:33:45,220 --> 00:33:47,540
你也得想想织的那个人睡都没得睡

668
00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:48,620
真的吗

669
00:33:49,290 --> 00:33:52,860
也没错, 不然的话
也不会漏了那么多针

670
00:33:54,190 --> 00:33:55,960
不花钱的没好东西

671
00:33:58,430 --> 00:34:00,340
你看看你, 弄得葬不拉叽的

672
00:34:01,260 --> 00:34:03,700
干嘛那么紧张？衣服又不是你的

673
00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:05,340
是新衣服

674
00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:07,040
快点去厕所洗干净

675
00:34:07,370 --> 00:34:08,140
不洗

676
00:34:08,370 --> 00:34:09,030
洗不洗

677
00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:09,660
不洗

678
00:34:09,940 --> 00:34:10,810
洗不洗

679
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:11,600
洗

680
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:16,670
这个乔峰

681
00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:18,240
像个鸡婆一样

682
00:34:18,650 --> 00:34:20,080
那么爱管闲事

683
00:34:25,342 --> 00:34:28,260
什么事？干什么…

684
00:34:32,314 --> 00:34:34,400
这里是男厕所, 你别乱来

685
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,270
我来警告你

686
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:39,914
什么

687
00:34:40,028 --> 00:34:43,800
以后不要再写那么恶心的血书
给我们小姐, 来烦着她

688
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,610
我们小姐不会喜欢你

689
00:34:47,685 --> 00:34:50,270
你再缠她的话
他们两个不会放过你的

690
00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:51,457
我们走

691
00:34:56,714 --> 00:34:58,050
你还没洗干净毛衣呢

692
00:34:58,314 --> 00:35:00,250
还要洗？差点被人扁了

693
00:35:00,460 --> 00:35:01,350
你看到程宝珠没有

694
00:35:01,460 --> 00:35:01,980
关她什么事

695
00:35:02,090 --> 00:35:02,860
你看到她没有

696
00:35:03,114 --> 00:35:04,750
我好像看到她在宣传部那边

697
00:35:04,885 --> 00:35:05,490
是吗

698
00:35:06,630 --> 00:35:07,560
你先把衣服洗干净

699
00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:11,670
程宝珠

700
00:35:15,540 --> 00:35:18,140
程宝珠, 你今天不说个清楚明白

701
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,640
你休想出这个电梯

702
00:35:19,850 --> 00:35:22,280
你…你想怎么样？你不要乱来

703
00:35:22,550 --> 00:35:23,280
谁乱来啊

704
00:35:23,550 --> 00:35:24,450
是啊, 是谁乱来

705
00:35:24,550 --> 00:35:25,310
是她
是他

706
00:35:25,580 --> 00:35:27,680
你们不要吵, 阿奇你先说吧

707
00:35:27,950 --> 00:35:30,220
上次已经跟你说得很清楚了

708
00:35:30,390 --> 00:35:32,860
你还不明白
还去找黑社会来恐吓我

709
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,230
你找黑社会来恐吓人家？是你不对

710
00:35:35,460 --> 00:35:36,450
我哪有

711
00:35:36,530 --> 00:35:38,590
没有？那个阿辉阿强是什么人

712
00:35:38,730 --> 00:35:39,200
是什么人

713
00:35:39,330 --> 00:35:41,742
阿辉阿强是我家里的管工和司机

714
00:35:42,370 --> 00:35:45,300
管工和司机, 什么黑社会呢
是你搞错了

715
00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:48,140
如果不是你苦苦相逼
痴心妄想的话

716
00:35:48,270 --> 00:35:50,970
好姐又怎么会找阿强阿辉去警告你

717
00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:52,485
你干嘛逼人家

718
00:35:52,580 --> 00:35:55,860
我哪里有？是你把话倒过来说

719
00:35:57,150 --> 00:35:59,240
那么…那你又送花又写血书

720
00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:00,720
你怎么这么变态

721
00:36:00,890 --> 00:36:04,050
那些花是你的傻瓜影迷
托我送给你的

722
00:36:04,590 --> 00:36:06,320
我怎么知道那封是血书

723
00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:08,620
原来搞错了

724
00:36:09,140 --> 00:36:12,260
那你的手指呢？怎么受伤包住的

725
00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:17,100
这根手指
是我剪指甲的时候剪伤的

726
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,960
那你…你又干嘛主动约我吃饭

727
00:36:20,340 --> 00:36:22,040
主动叫罗先生给我做主角

728
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:23,660
干嘛你这么主动呢

729
00:36:24,060 --> 00:36:26,100
我不想跟徐基合作

730
00:36:26,380 --> 00:36:28,060
我看你事业不太顺利

731
00:36:28,260 --> 00:36:30,940
我在罗先生面前提议你是同情你

732
00:36:31,270 --> 00:36:32,530
同情你

733
00:36:33,570 --> 00:36:36,660
你…你真的没有喜欢过我？

734
00:36:38,310 --> 00:36:39,210
问你啊

735
00:36:39,540 --> 00:36:41,260
没有, 绝对没有

736
00:36:41,890 --> 00:36:42,590
那你呢

737
00:36:42,730 --> 00:36:44,200
没有, 绝对没有, 可以发誓

738
00:36:44,630 --> 00:36:45,390
你敢不敢发誓

739
00:36:45,530 --> 00:36:46,980
可以发毒誓

740
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:49,700
原来搭错线了

741
00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:51,700
幸亏有我这个接线生在这里

742
00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:53,530
现在没事了, 大家握个手

743
00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:55,140
做个好朋友吧, 好不好

744
00:36:55,910 --> 00:36:57,240
像个男人行不行

745
00:36:58,514 --> 00:36:59,510
没事…

746
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:00,670
没事了

747
00:37:01,350 --> 00:37:02,640
没事只是朋友

748
00:37:02,980 --> 00:37:04,180
对了, 现在好了

749
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,110
冰释前嫌, 雨过天晴了

750
00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:09,980
什么事

751
00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:11,700
我说过嘛, 看到你就出事

752
00:37:12,190 --> 00:37:14,180
电梯坏掉嘛, 灯还亮着呢

753
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,860
妈, 我怕黑啊

754
00:37:19,770 --> 00:37:21,930
等这么久了, 阿萍来不来

755
00:37:22,170 --> 00:37:23,360
不来的机会也很大

756
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:24,730
谁叫有人惹她生气

757
00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:26,240
别等了, 吃吧

758
00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:26,700
好吧

759
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:27,900
其实都怪你们

760
00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:30,300
非要做什么媒人帮我们拉红线

761
00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:32,270
我上次只是埋怨两句

762
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:33,810
要怪, 该怪你们

763
00:37:33,980 --> 00:37:34,970
是为你好

764
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:35,910
不客气

765
00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:37,380
不好意思, 要你们等这么久

766
00:37:37,550 --> 00:37:38,110
来了

767
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,050
以为你不来了呢

768
00:37:39,180 --> 00:37:41,300
怎么会, 我们每个月都有聚会的嘛

769
00:37:41,580 --> 00:37:42,580
阿萍, 上次…

770
00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:43,450
别说这么多了

771
00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:44,710
我煮了汤给你们喝

772
00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:45,550
我给你们盛

773
00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:46,820
谢谢你

774
00:37:48,230 --> 00:37:49,750
阿源, 你看看人家阿萍

775
00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:50,890
多么大方得体

776
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,660
你呀, 小气鬼一个

777
00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:54,520
对啊, 你真是小气鬼

778
00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:55,630
小家子气

779
00:37:55,770 --> 00:37:56,740
对啊, 小家子气

780
00:37:57,300 --> 00:37:58,770
做你的朋友都觉得丢脸

781
00:37:58,870 --> 00:37:59,600
你坐下吧

782
00:38:01,810 --> 00:38:03,860
这次要你好看

783
00:38:05,010 --> 00:38:05,440
怎么回事

784
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:06,370
汤来了

785
00:38:07,210 --> 00:38:08,010
好了, 趁热喝吧

786
00:38:08,210 --> 00:38:09,180
有汤喝了

787
00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:11,300
这碗是我的
谢谢

788
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:12,740
阿萍

789
00:38:13,220 --> 00:38:14,950
对不起, 上次对你…

790
00:38:15,090 --> 00:38:16,980
没关系, 我都气完了

791
00:38:17,490 --> 00:38:18,940
快点喝吧, 就快凉了

792
00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:27,630
好喝

793
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:28,560
好喝多喝一点

794
00:38:30,571 --> 00:38:32,400
好, 再多喝一点

795
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:39,940
怎么样？阿源, 要不要挂急症

796
00:38:40,410 --> 00:38:43,060
没那么严重, 再拉几次就没事了

797
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,080
对

798
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:45,280
没事了吧

799
00:38:45,820 --> 00:38:46,480
怎么样

800
00:38:46,590 --> 00:38:47,180
怎么样

801
00:38:47,390 --> 00:38:48,850
脚都麻了, 大哥

802
00:38:49,050 --> 00:38:49,750
快坐下来吧

803
00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:51,660
慢慢来, 脚麻了

804
00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:53,480
快坐下来, 快坐下

805
00:38:55,130 --> 00:38:56,540
看你能坐多久

806
00:38:57,530 --> 00:38:59,540
是不是吃火锅东西不干净

807
00:38:59,870 --> 00:39:02,560
奇哥怎么没事？大家都吃那些东西

808
00:39:02,870 --> 00:39:04,460
我真不知道我吃错什么了

809
00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:06,740
这个呢, 叫做恶有恶报

810
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:08,980
说人家老巫婆的报应

811
00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:11,610
难道她汤里面…

812
00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:12,230
什么汤

813
00:39:12,380 --> 00:39:14,350
信婶, 不要听他胡说八道

814
00:39:14,660 --> 00:39:15,980
那些汤大家都喝了

815
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:18,780
你最近应酬多, 弄得肠胃不好

816
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,650
财多身子弱, 老弟

817
00:39:21,450 --> 00:39:22,820
又来
又来了

818
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,860
又来了

819
00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:27,410
你不是中毒吧

820
00:39:28,930 --> 00:39:30,990
阿燕, 快点去买卫生纸回来

821
00:39:31,830 --> 00:39:32,630
换件衣服快去

822
00:39:32,830 --> 00:39:33,390
小心

823
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,740
你想抓我？没那么容易

824
00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:53,980
好

825
00:39:55,990 --> 00:39:57,460
我今天就陪你玩玩

826
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,900
李探长, 第七次你也抓不到我

827
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,060
是不是找这把枪啊

828
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,020
你动作蛮快

829
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:30,660
开枪

830
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,060
不要动

831
00:40:35,290 --> 00:40:36,820
你手上面的枪

832
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,380
根本没子弹

833
00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:50,860
CUT

834
00:40:51,410 --> 00:40:53,740
谢源, 你怎么手脚发软

835
00:40:53,950 --> 00:40:55,580
你多跳几下

836
00:40:56,380 --> 00:40:57,660
不好意思, 导演

837
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,040
你是不是不舒服

838
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,600
拉肚子拉得脚都软了, 不好意思

839
00:41:04,810 --> 00:41:06,220
拉肚子那么惨

840
00:41:07,980 --> 00:41:08,580
左源

841
00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:11,060
换裤子, 替他的脚

842
00:41:14,150 --> 00:41:14,910
谢源

843
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:15,940
罗太太

844
00:41:16,490 --> 00:41:18,580
我带了一些朋友来探你们班

845
00:41:18,950 --> 00:41:21,390
谢源和芳芳都在, 你们开心啦

846
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,190
谢源, 你真人比上镜英俊

847
00:41:25,430 --> 00:41:26,830
我说他没上镜那么胖

848
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,320
芳芳, 我真的很喜欢你

849
00:41:29,670 --> 00:41:30,430
谢谢

850
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,460
龙导演, 谢源和芳芳的戏拍完没有

851
00:41:33,660 --> 00:41:35,630
我想跟他们出去喝杯咖啡聊聊天

852
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:37,400
OK, 没问题

853
00:41:37,940 --> 00:41:39,340
太好了

854
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:40,000
谢源

855
00:41:40,140 --> 00:41:42,010
你看看你弄得浑身大汗

856
00:41:42,220 --> 00:41:44,700
快去洗个澡吧, 我们去休息室等你

857
00:41:44,940 --> 00:41:45,440
好的

858
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,240
我带你们去休息室

859
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,340
好啊…

860
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:52,620
那么风骚

861
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,740
我要害得你一身泡

862
00:42:35,830 --> 00:42:37,300
休息室怎么搬到这儿来了

863
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,640
该收手了, 不然闹出人命了

864
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:51,440
之前是一身蚁

865
00:42:51,580 --> 00:42:53,940
接着是一身软, 然后是一身泡

866
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,280
最后呢一伸脚

867
00:42:56,050 --> 00:42:58,060
这游戏没那么快玩完的

868
00:42:59,250 --> 00:43:00,380
你想怎么样

869
00:43:02,930 --> 00:43:05,860
我要他摔得起不来

870
00:43:07,430 --> 00:43:08,230
老大

871
00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:12,140
人呢？怎么只有我跟阿萍

872
00:43:12,940 --> 00:43:14,230
这么早大明星, 少有啊

873
00:43:14,470 --> 00:43:15,090
阿萍

874
00:43:15,370 --> 00:43:17,400
四哥, 过来帮我忙

875
00:43:22,180 --> 00:43:24,110
老四, 慢慢来…起来
四哥, 你怎么样

876
00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:26,910
四哥, 你怎么样？你没事吧

877
00:43:27,650 --> 00:43:28,550
没事吧

878
00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:30,780
怎么样

879
00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:32,780
你干什么

880
00:43:33,171 --> 00:43:35,057
你干嘛拿块肥皂害我

881
00:43:35,340 --> 00:43:36,980
没错, 怎么样

882
00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:39,900
上次你拉肚子也是我在汤里放了药

883
00:43:40,060 --> 00:43:40,820
又怎么样

884
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:43,190
我有什么得罪你了

885
00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:45,460
谁叫你说我是老巫婆的

886
00:43:47,370 --> 00:43:49,060
我说你是老巫婆是我不对

887
00:43:49,570 --> 00:43:50,870
你用得着这样害我吗

888
00:43:51,171 --> 00:43:52,600
把我摔死了怎么办

889
00:43:52,690 --> 00:43:54,120
你们别吵了
会死人的

890
00:43:54,330 --> 00:43:55,450
不要再吵了
你神经病

891
00:43:55,590 --> 00:43:56,980
你那么恨我不要跟我做朋友

892
00:43:57,330 --> 00:43:57,990
不要再吵了

893
00:43:58,430 --> 00:44:01,540
好, 从这一刹那开始我就跟你绝交

894
00:44:02,070 --> 00:44:04,330
好, 绝交…

895
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,200
我不认识你这么阴险的女人

896
00:44:06,542 --> 00:44:07,830
这只戒指是你送给我的

897
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,540
我不要, 我还给你

898
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,940
这枝笔你送给我的我也不要

899
00:44:12,057 --> 00:44:12,700
还给你

900
00:44:13,310 --> 00:44:14,470
还有, 项链

901
00:44:14,710 --> 00:44:15,870
项链是你送的, 不要

902
00:44:16,150 --> 00:44:18,380
这外套的…是你送给我的, 不要

903
00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:20,510
这衣服是你送给我的, 还给你

904
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:22,580
这衣服也是你送的我不要, 还给你

905
00:44:22,750 --> 00:44:24,850
钥匙扣…也是你送的, 还给你

906
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,140
我不要了, 我什么都不要了
这鞋是你给我的, 我什么都不要了

907
00:44:27,590 --> 00:44:29,530
哇塞, 你们交换这么多礼物
还有没有

908
00:44:29,590 --> 00:44:30,290
有

909
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,380
我放家里, 我回去拿

910
00:44:31,530 --> 00:44:32,300
我也回去拿