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==难兄难弟 GOTV 第13集==
===1010U===

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（遥望青山绿水美如画）

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帅哥

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你认识我

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我当然认识你了

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整条街最帅的就是你, 你叫小帅哥

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是吗

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你认识我, 你认不认识谢源

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当然认识了, 他是大明星

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他拍戏, 我也拍戏

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为什么你认识他不认识我

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别说这么多了
你今天晚上想不想开心

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YES

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真的？来

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NO, 拜拜

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李奇

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你认识我

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对, 我是你小学同学大力

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大力水手

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这么久不见, 你娶了老婆没有

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我？哪有本事

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现在干哪一行

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走走站站, 当布景板
不知道自己在干什么

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看你样子垂头丧气
发不到哪儿去了

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你娶老婆没有

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我们跑船这一行到处风流

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我老实告诉你

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我在欧洲、亚洲、南美、北美洲
到处都有老婆

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是吗？做水手这么好

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当然了, 我们赚的是美金
玩的是金丝猫, 你想想看

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看来做水手也不错

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海连天, 天连地, 自由自在

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你不理人家, 人家也不理你

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我也想做水手

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想做就去做, 刚好我们船公司请人

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干脆做我们这一行

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我怕水

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真的假的？奇哥

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你长这么大还怕水

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不过怕水比没钱好

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反正在船上做事, 用不着下水
你怕什么

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说得对, 与其一无所有

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不如拿个烟斗做个水手

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全世界走走

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就这么办
你身材高大, 保证你拉头缆

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拉头缆

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干什么？把东西盖起来什么意思

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对

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我看电影那些人都这样子

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那个阿奇也真是的, 说走就走

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男儿志在四方, 出去闯一闯也好

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我知道他三个月以后就会回来的

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是他说的

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不是, 不过我听说八十日环游世界

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八十日之后刚刚好回来

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阿燕, 我知道你对阿奇很有意思

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妈, 你别说这种话

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阿燕, 跑船的男人没根

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你跟着他没幸福

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老爸, 叫你别说了嘛

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不知道是不是看多了

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看来那个富家子也很顺眼

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他有钱他家的事, 我不会喜欢他的

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阿奇…

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什么事
干嘛

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他去跑船了

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完了
什么事

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是这样的
阿峰他爸爸说阿奇唱歌唱得好

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开一部歌舞片捧他做第一男主角

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我做第二男主角
他怎么去跑船了

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你不早点说

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我刚刚才知道

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我爸爸刚刚才肯出钱

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简直天意弄人
白白浪费一个好机会

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就是

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他去了…

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不知道他上船没有

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你是不是叫李奇

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你不认识我
证明我的选择是正确的

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你快上船吧, 说那么多废话干什么

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快点

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好

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拉近一点, 谢谢

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快点

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拜托, 别摇得那么厉害好吗

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你这个样子怎么能做水手

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不习惯, 没办法
上大船应该会好一点

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阿燕, 你先把鞋穿上

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阿燕…你把鞋子穿上

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你们让开点, 没东西看…
让开…

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阿奇

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醒了…

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把水吐出来, 快吐

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你衣服湿成这样

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这次真是死而复生
死去活来, 命不该绝

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对了…吐…快吐出来

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全吐出来了, 没事了

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没事了
吐出来

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披着…来, 披着

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怎么不是牛头马面？是你们

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是大婶救你上来的

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真要命, 大冷天里要我跳海

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大婶…来, 我给你几十块钱

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你去买个暖炉, 自己取暖好吗

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还以为完蛋了

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你想得美, 你会忙死的

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你福大命大, 不会死的

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你今时不同往日了

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如果你死了没有男主角做

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我也没有第二男主角做了

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你说什么
什么男主角？什么第一第二

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什么？反正大难不死必有后福啦你

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（情花开    开灿烂）

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（情义誓永无限）

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（夜莺歌    声美曼）

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（吐露热爱弥漫）

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（情花娇    鸟语醉）

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（春色充满世间）

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（同相亲    永不分离）

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（我两爱不变幻）

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（情花开    开灿烂）

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（情义誓永无限）

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（夜莺歌    声美曼）

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（吐露热爱弥漫）

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（情花开    开灿烂）

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（情义誓永无限）

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（夜莺歌    声美曼）

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（吐露热爱弥漫）

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（情花娇    鸟语醉）

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（春色充满世间）

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（同相亲    永不分离）

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（我两爱不变幻）

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（情花开    开灿烂）

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（情义誓永无限）

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（夜莺歌    声美曼）

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（吐露热爱弥漫）

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CUT

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非常好

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奇哥, 芳芳, 可以休息一下

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导演…我有个问题想问问你

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怎么这两个沙锤会无缘无故出现

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什么无缘无故？刚好身上有就有

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刚好身上有

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我刚刚从下面爬上来的时候没有

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这样子不通

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什么不通？每部歌舞片都不通

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导演, 不是

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以前龙导演他也不是这样做的

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你知不知道为什么这部戏我拍呢

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对了, 为什么

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因为龙导演那一部旧

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我这部是柏拉图

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旧浪漫伊士曼蒙太奇
新现代表现手法

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内心与灵欲交织的结晶品

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上映你就明白了

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上映就明白？真的假的？他刚说的

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是这样的
当你红了之后, 做什么都行

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红了做什么都行

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这两个椰壳无缘无故出现

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还有, 我跳起舞来
顾得上手顾不了脚

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在剧情上根本就不对

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其实他们都已经尽力了

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对, 他们尽力
就是磨滑这两个椰子壳

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可是现在观众很喜欢看这种戏
也没有办法

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只好尽量去做好

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芳芳姐, 也许你说得对

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别这个样子, 努力一点

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很好…

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阿峰

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阿奇

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你好

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导演…

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两位

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导演

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这场戏很简单

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是说身为男主角的你, 就是李奇你

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是全城最富有的大富翁

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深夜九点半
带着疲乏的身躯, 疲倦的心境

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从外至内, 一步一步走进来

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然后上床就寝, OK

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阿奇, 真是当了主角什么都行

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随便进个房间上个床睡觉

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这样子就一场戏了

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导演

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一个全城最富有的大富翁

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他应该有很多的应酬

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怎么会九点半回来休息

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对, 还说什么深夜九点半

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九点半哪算深夜
深夜哪有九点半？对不对

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不合理

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我只不过是做比喻

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你果然有见解

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导演, 还有, 有钱人通常很有魄力

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他怎么会拖着疲乏的身躯
回来休息呢

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他应该是精神奕奕, 神采飞扬才对

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对, 就像我爸爸一样

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天不开始泛白, 他都不会想睡的

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我看…对不起

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为了你舒服, 这场戏就改为

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一个全城最有钱的大富翁

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差不多天亮天开始泛白

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可还是精神奕奕
神采飞扬, 龙飞凤舞

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只不过是上床躺一躺罢了

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对, 这样合理多了

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对不起

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等一等, 一个大富之家

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怎么会连一个管家
一个工人都没有

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乔峰就是你管家了

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乔峰是我管家

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我管家应该有六尺三寸高

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高佬泉演才对

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行…高佬泉是吗
他在隔壁厂里, 高佬泉

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快点去, 叫高佬泉就位

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什么意思？把我甩掉

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阿峰, 我只是就戏论戏

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高佬泉最合适

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这样吧, 你回家等我消息

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阿奇, 我没想到你当上男主角
立刻就现形

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居然会拽不拉叽, 马上翻脸不认人

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你居然飞鸟尽良弓藏

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狡兔死走狗烹

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孤狸尾巴终于露出来了

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阿峰, 你听我说

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我真的是就戏论戏

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不过一个主角和一个配角
所看到的事物可能是两回事

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不要再说了
我看错人了, 你没良心

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阿峰…

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但求无愧于心, 岂能尽如人意

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果然士别三日就得刮目相看

230
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:58,260
李奇, 你现在连说一句话

231
00:14:58,460 --> 00:15:02,820
都充满后现代主义的三分感情
七分…

232
00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:04,960
废话少说, 我们开始吧

233
00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:08,900
CAMERA

234
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:17,971
打开门, 关起来

235
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,910
不知不觉之间

236
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:27,890
我已经成为全城最有钱的大富翁

237
00:15:28,130 --> 00:15:30,190
刚刚应酬完回来

238
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:34,980
你看, 天差不多亮了, 开始泛白

239
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:39,570
虽然我依然是精神奕奕, 神采飞扬

240
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:42,130
不过, 百无聊赖

241
00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:45,900
倒不如上床歇一歇

242
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,310
好, 坐下来

243
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:52,950
还有, 脱下这一双
意大利手工制的皮鞋

244
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,920
好, 躺下来

245
00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:01,460
CUT…

246
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:05,760
导演…为什么

247
00:16:05,870 --> 00:16:06,960
怎么了？奇哥

248
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,730
你怎么用这种装汽水的箱子来做床

249
00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:12,870
布景临时搭不好
观众看不到的, 将就一下吧

250
00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:15,000
观众看不到, 可是我看到

251
00:16:15,070 --> 00:16:17,010
你骗得了观众, 可是我骗不了自己

252
00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:19,170
导演, 我们应该认真一点

253
00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:21,220
拍一部好戏给观众看

254
00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:24,880
来, 道具, 快把床换掉, 谢谢

255
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:28,350
对, 你…快换掉…

256
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,750
导演, 可以吗

257
00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:31,790
好…

258
00:16:33,090 --> 00:16:34,250
奇哥…

259
00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:34,820
你好

260
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,830
阿峰, 你生气

261
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,160
生气？怎么敢生气？第一男角

262
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,560
阿峰, 不要那么小孩子气

263
00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:50,400
我这么做无非是为了戏好

264
00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:52,330
一将功成万骨枯

265
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,890
你做第一男主角
我临时演员都不如

266
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,630
你不要小看自己

267
00:16:57,070 --> 00:16:59,160
阿峰, 你知道吗

268
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,980
牡丹再好, 还需要绿叶扶持

269
00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:05,630
我当主角
也需要一群配角配合才能成功

270
00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:08,040
戏没我份, 我临时演员都不如

271
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,180
这部戏我觉得

272
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,980
除了那个角色之外
还有一个角色更适合你发挥

273
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:14,970
什么？谁

274
00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:17,740
就是我的儿子大口环

275
00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:19,520
大口环是个傻子

276
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,120
这个角色除了我之外
他的戏份最多

277
00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:24,620
所以你才是第二男主角

278
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:26,800
真的

279
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:27,760
当然了

280
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,430
就这么说了

281
00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:33,400
阿峰, 肥水不落外人田

282
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,490
有好处当然留给自己兄弟

283
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:38,000
阿奇, 你好混球

284
00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:40,110
我…

285
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:41,780
怎么样
我请你喝茶

286
00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:42,700
不生气啦

287
00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:43,440
不生气了

288
00:17:43,550 --> 00:17:43,980
满意了

289
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:44,600
满意

290
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:45,810
好
来…

291
00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:50,080
对了, 你这个男主角
很久没有拍戏了

292
00:17:52,590 --> 00:17:56,320
时势不同了, 一个李奇, 一个谢源

293
00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:58,480
两兄弟红了, 比红酒还红

294
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:02,230
这两个王八蛋真是的
看他们能红多久

295
00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:06,230
真希望基哥哪天你卷土重来
把他们俩比下去

296
00:18:07,228 --> 00:18:09,057
罗先生肯开戏再说吧

297
00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:13,620
打烊啦

298
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,940
没有…要点什么

299
00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:17,010
一包百万金

300
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:17,510
好…

301
00:18:17,650 --> 00:18:18,460
超叔, 算我的

302
00:18:18,550 --> 00:18:19,480
不用了

303
00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:24,780
来…走起运来真是红光满面

304
00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:25,750
百万金

305
00:18:25,990 --> 00:18:26,900
谢谢, 给我记账

306
00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:27,390
好…

307
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:29,980
奇哥, 吃饭？一起, 吃火锅

308
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,550
不客气, 我约了人在京都酒楼吃饭

309
00:18:33,830 --> 00:18:34,590
再见

310
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:38,190
再见…帮我跟罗先生打个招呼

311
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:43,760
在京都酒楼吃饭, 什么了不起

312
00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:47,700
北京烤鸭, 赛螃蟹, 生煎包
炒拉面, 小吃拼盘, 清炒油菜

313
00:18:47,780 --> 00:18:49,540
宫保虾, 还有鸡汤翅

314
00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:51,740
十二道菜够不够

315
00:18:52,085 --> 00:18:54,410
够了, 平常才叫十一道

316
00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:58,570
这次不要跟我争, 我请

317
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:00,930
干嘛你突然这么客气

318
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,860
想证明给人家看

319
00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:06,080
李奇不是一个吃软饭的人

320
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,240
两位还有什么吩咐

321
00:19:09,470 --> 00:19:11,260
没有了, 很足够了, 谢谢

322
00:19:11,330 --> 00:19:14,130
有, 再要个白饭, 要硬的

323
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,330
是

324
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,440
最恨这种人
欺善怕恶还狗眼看人低

325
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,100
只能一辈子做侍应

326
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:28,040
算了吧, 得饶人处且饶人

327
00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:31,120
让他学乖, 叫他别再欺负人

328
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,830
你今天的样子变了

329
00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:33,600
是吗

330
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:38,940
我知道, 李导演说
走运的样子红光满面

331
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:40,610
不是红光满面

332
00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:44,410
是拽不拉叽, 加大鼻子

333
00:19:44,628 --> 00:19:45,650
那不是很难看

334
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,200
谢源

335
00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:55,510
我顺路, 送你一程

336
00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:57,940
我住东, 你住西, 不太顺路

337
00:19:58,150 --> 00:20:00,210
反正我去九龙, 我送你

338
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,110
我不客气了, 有顺风车

339
00:20:02,550 --> 00:20:04,250
还抓不到你们谈恋爱

340
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,920
对了, 我们进厂找李奇, 照相…

341
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,250
照相…

342
00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:12,020
有什么要问赶快问

343
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:13,490
有问题吗

344
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:14,420
没有

345
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,460
没问题？那我们进厂找李奇吧

346
00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:17,620
李奇哥在几厂

347
00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:18,700
跟我来…

348
00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:19,660
走…

349
00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:22,600
真是喜新厌旧

350
00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:24,830
现在是李奇哥前李奇哥后

351
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,770
我们谈恋爱都没有人理

352
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,480
我们的事情都说了有四个月了

353
00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:31,870
听都听腻了

354
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:34,640
我们谈恋爱四个月啦

355
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:37,950
是我们传出绯闻有四个月了

356
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,720
邵小姐, 全香港只有这一件

357
00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:45,060
我拿别的样子给你试试

358
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,000
芳姐, 怎么样？试完了没有

359
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,700
你没空

360
00:20:57,510 --> 00:20:59,300
跟我妈说好回家吃饭

361
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:00,870
好不好看

362
00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:04,140
很好

363
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:08,510
其实每个女孩子
都应该拥有一件皮草的

364
00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:12,140
你喜欢的话, 买下来

365
00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:16,020
不行, 女孩子有三样东西
不可以自己买

366
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,660
第一, 是钻石戒指

367
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:23,230
第二, 是皮草, 第三, 是双人大床

368
00:21:23,540 --> 00:21:26,600
要自己买给自己好像很可怜

369
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,140
谁买才不可怜

370
00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:33,810
当然是男朋友, 傻瓜

371
00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:40,620
如果有人肯买件给我就好了

372
00:21:55,060 --> 00:21:56,460
我买了件皮草

373
00:21:56,730 --> 00:21:58,060
是吗
是啊

374
00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:01,330
我看看, 我帮你

375
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:02,060
好

376
00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:10,870
皮草…

377
00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:13,480
你干什么？你疯啦

378
00:22:13,550 --> 00:22:16,280
你别以为送件皮草给我
我就会喜欢你是吗

379
00:22:16,350 --> 00:22:19,340
想追求我
拿盆水照照你自己的样子, 老乌龟

380
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,260
你这是干什么

381
00:22:24,330 --> 00:22:26,220
我哪有说买皮草给你

382
00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:31,070
不送我？那送给谁

383
00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:33,630
是一个我很喜欢的人

384
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,760
一个比你好百倍千倍万倍的人

385
00:22:36,670 --> 00:22:37,660
谁啊

386
00:22:38,780 --> 00:22:40,840
她叫阿萍, 你不认识她

387
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:53,150
老板, 你帮帮忙补一补
我照算钱给你

388
00:22:53,970 --> 00:22:55,300
不如我给你钱

389
00:22:55,470 --> 00:22:58,670
你教我怎么把它弄得这么烂吧

390
00:23:00,930 --> 00:23:03,550
老大…拜托你

391
00:23:03,670 --> 00:23:04,760
懒得理你

392
00:23:05,330 --> 00:23:07,300
不然你告诉我阿萍住在哪里

393
00:23:07,650 --> 00:23:10,050
我告诉你也没用, 她也不想见你

394
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,500
我想跟她道歉

395
00:23:12,540 --> 00:23:14,910
早知如此何必当初呢

396
00:23:15,140 --> 00:23:18,310
当初你嫌人家丑
现在又要去求人家

397
00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:19,610
圣人还有错

398
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:24,710
我不理你
这件衣服, 你帮我交到她手上

399
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,780
不然的话, 以后我们没有朋友做

400
00:23:27,857 --> 00:23:30,400
我是说真的, 交给她

401
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,220
开心了, 送给你的

402
00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:47,620
尝到甜头该满足了

403
00:23:47,890 --> 00:23:51,020
不然错失良机
像你舅舅这样抱憾终生了

404
00:24:11,170 --> 00:24:14,620
老弟…天寒地冻吃个粽子

405
00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:17,760
就不用冷得傻不隆咚了, 来…

406
00:24:17,910 --> 00:24:19,030
你可真有一套

407
00:24:19,210 --> 00:24:20,700
几十年来每天都有金句

408
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:24,600
下次来光顾
记着带着你的女朋友来

409
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,410
让我可以威风威风

410
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,640
我到哪里去找女朋友让你威风威风

411
00:24:30,790 --> 00:24:35,220
会看报纸的人都知道你跟邵芳芳了

412
00:24:35,590 --> 00:24:37,890
那些报纸都是空穴来风

413
00:24:38,740 --> 00:24:40,390
原来不是真的

414
00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:43,990
当然了, 从小光顾你到现在
骗别人也不骗你

415
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:48,500
怎么啦

416
00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:53,900
你怎么会在这里

417
00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:56,040
找你

418
00:24:56,380 --> 00:24:59,350
怎么你也买了一件

419
00:25:00,650 --> 00:25:02,120
是你送给我的

420
00:25:02,350 --> 00:25:03,500
我送给你

421
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,000
怎么会在你身上

422
00:25:14,510 --> 00:25:16,540
邵芳芳就是高秀萍

423
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:18,770
高秀萍就是邵芳芳

424
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:38,030
你玩够了吧

425
00:25:41,670 --> 00:25:43,300
没别的再玩了

426
00:25:45,510 --> 00:25:46,810
那我失陪了

427
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:55,540
谢源

428
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:13,040
芳芳小姐, 别那么难过

429
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,650
让我来请你吃个粽子吧, 来…

430
00:26:36,710 --> 00:26:39,010
我回来是要搞清楚一件事

431
00:26:39,150 --> 00:26:41,240
不然的话我不甘心

432
00:26:43,620 --> 00:26:45,780
为什么你要叫自己是高秀萍

433
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,300
不然我该叫什么

434
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,150
你的家好大

435
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:01,880
大得像拍戏的布景一样

436
00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:07,550
你还有个琴, 你会弹琴吗

437
00:27:11,140 --> 00:27:13,730
这是伯母？伯母以前也拍戏

438
00:27:14,170 --> 00:27:15,190
是我

439
00:27:15,330 --> 00:27:16,200
是吗

440
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,400
这个呢？一定是你弟弟了

441
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,940
是我爸爸, 去世几年了

442
00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:27,180
这个呢？你爷爷

443
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,000
这个是你

444
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:31,650
不会吧？我是这个样子吗

445
00:27:33,490 --> 00:27:35,540
很晚了, 快点回去吧

446
00:27:35,790 --> 00:27:37,020
我妈随时会回来的

447
00:27:37,390 --> 00:27:39,830
不行, 还有很多地方没看
我里面还没看呢

448
00:27:39,940 --> 00:27:43,350
来日方长, 有的是机会
快点走, 我妈就快回来了

449
00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:44,160
芳芳

450
00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:44,960
妈

451
00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:46,020
回来啦

452
00:27:46,130 --> 00:27:46,720
是啊

453
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:48,460
伯母

454
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,070
我以为是银姐回来
我不打扰你们了

455
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,860
不是, 妈, 他要走了

456
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,370
对, 晚安了, 伯母

457
00:27:54,510 --> 00:27:56,100
还早, 再坐一会儿

458
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,040
不要了, 很晚了, 他要走了

459
00:27:58,180 --> 00:27:59,270
再见了, 伯母

460
00:27:59,610 --> 00:28:00,820
有空来坐

461
00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:05,900
明天见

462
00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:06,720
好

463
00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:10,380
芳芳

464
00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:14,180
怎么这皮草这么漂亮

465
00:28:14,290 --> 00:28:16,280
一定是谢源送给你的

466
00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:18,290
怎么坏掉了

467
00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:22,190
妈, 你不是跟罗先生罗太太打牌吗

468
00:28:22,770 --> 00:28:24,420
幸亏我没去

469
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:28,200
不然的话就太可惜了
看不到刚才那场戏

470
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:32,270
妈, 你别笑人家, 我去睡觉了

471
00:28:36,650 --> 00:28:39,710
芳芳…快起来

472
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:41,840
芳芳

473
00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:47,450
你这个大懒猪还不起来？起床

474
00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:50,620
着火了…

475
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,830
地震了…

476
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,790
打仗了

477
00:28:58,060 --> 00:29:01,000
好, 不起来是吗？下去叫谢源走

478
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:04,700
谢源来了

479
00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:06,740
早就在下面等你了

480
00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:14,210
他这么早就来了

481
00:29:14,390 --> 00:29:16,750
我怀疑他昨天晚上根本就没走

482
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,860
那要赶快了, 快点, 妈, 快…

483
00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:25,090
真的假的？还有这种小名

484
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,500
对, 我看怕我养不大吧

485
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,200
芳芳…

486
00:29:32,714 --> 00:29:33,580
源哥

487
00:29:34,010 --> 00:29:36,600
芳芳, 怎么换衣服换这么久

488
00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:38,710
我跟小虾聊了很久了

489
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:40,240
小虾

490
00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:41,970
是他的小名

491
00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:45,940
是啊, 连我爸爸妈妈
都很久没这么叫我了

492
00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:48,410
告诉你你也不相信

493
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,250
原来他以前在茶楼做伙计

494
00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:52,950
是吗

495
00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:56,050
不过英雄莫问出处

496
00:29:56,190 --> 00:29:59,420
他现在是个大明星
有谁敢瞧不起你

497
00:29:59,514 --> 00:30:00,628
你过奖了, 伯母

498
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:04,470
还有, 原来他小时候是个大胖子

499
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,100
五岁那年已经有八十磅了

500
00:30:07,210 --> 00:30:09,370
跟你现在差不多重

501
00:30:09,740 --> 00:30:11,830
你以前是个胖子？我不知道

502
00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:15,580
你认识我太晚了

503
00:30:16,010 --> 00:30:21,950
芳芳, 你别看他高头大马的
以为是外省人, 原来他是台山人

504
00:30:23,090 --> 00:30:26,380
妈, 你怎么知道源哥这么多事情

505
00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:28,630
刚刚聊起来才知道

506
00:30:32,114 --> 00:30:33,360
我要去打牌了

507
00:30:33,530 --> 00:30:36,230
今天晚上我吃完饭很晚才会回来

508
00:30:36,330 --> 00:30:39,430
不用等我了, 你们两个人吃饭吧

509
00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:41,370
拜拜…

510
00:30:41,610 --> 00:30:42,800
拜拜伯母

511
00:30:44,430 --> 00:30:46,190
其实我妈比我还了解你

512
00:30:46,860 --> 00:30:48,390
其实伯母很健谈

513
00:30:50,130 --> 00:30:53,100
还有时间
咱们去浅水湾吃个早餐吧

514
00:30:53,740 --> 00:30:55,930
随便你决定, 小虾

515
00:30:56,710 --> 00:30:59,040
你在这里叫好了
到了片场不许你这么叫

516
00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:00,660
我高兴, 好可爱

517
00:31:05,380 --> 00:31:06,210
谢谢

518
00:31:09,380 --> 00:31:11,210
不要, 被人看到不好

519
00:31:11,420 --> 00:31:14,910
怕什么？我就是让全世界人知道
我跟邵芳芳谈恋爱

520
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,490
我要给他们惊喜

521
00:31:17,030 --> 00:31:18,990
芳姐、源哥
早

522
00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:24,860
罗先生找我跟芳芳来
不知道有什么事

523
00:31:25,170 --> 00:31:27,790
你跟芳芳拍那部“密实姑娘假正经”

524
00:31:28,140 --> 00:31:30,230
我已经排了期在下个礼拜上片

525
00:31:30,670 --> 00:31:31,540
这么快

526
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:34,870
所以找你们来
谈谈这部戏怎么样宣传

527
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:38,070
银幕情侣, 我跟芳芳驾轻就熟了

528
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,040
这样才糟糕

529
00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:41,150
为什么？罗先生

530
00:31:41,450 --> 00:31:43,540
刚开始我让你们假装谈恋爱

531
00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:45,350
那些影迷都非常喜欢看

532
00:31:45,660 --> 00:31:47,850
连明星画报都一早就卖光了

533
00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:51,140
可是看多了就腻了, 没新鲜感

534
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:53,990
难道你有更好的提议

535
00:31:54,230 --> 00:31:56,530
办法已经有了, 我叫阿杜在设计

536
00:31:57,020 --> 00:31:59,670
让以后那些新戏可以来个大爆满

537
00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:00,770
我知道了, 罗先生

538
00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:03,890
一定是说我跟芳芳将会结婚是不是

539
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:07,610
一样是婚, 不过不是结婚, 是分手

540
00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:09,440
什么？分手

541
00:32:17,350 --> 00:32:18,720
你冷静一点没有

542
00:32:19,890 --> 00:32:22,220
我们干嘛不老老实实告诉他呢

543
00:32:24,330 --> 00:32:25,790
罗先生都说了

544
00:32:26,030 --> 00:32:28,690
现在的观众不喜欢看我们俩谈恋爱

545
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:31,860
如果传出去, 我们的片子不会卖钱

546
00:32:31,930 --> 00:32:34,230
不卖钱就不卖钱, 关我们什么事

547
00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:36,670
他才是老板, 亏的是他的钱

548
00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:39,150
干嘛要我们鬼鬼祟祟、偷偷摸摸

549
00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:42,150
难道我们偷情？奸夫淫妇

550
00:32:42,530 --> 00:32:44,830
你愿意吗？一辈子像狗男女一样

551
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,060
一辈子这样当然不愿意了

552
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:46,960
就是嘛

553
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:52,660
我爸爸说
做人最重要是顶天立地, 光明磊落

554
00:32:53,260 --> 00:32:56,070
就算要饭, 腰板都要挺直了

555
00:32:56,340 --> 00:32:57,700
不行, 我去跟罗先生说

556
00:32:57,820 --> 00:33:00,440
我想到个两全其美的办法

557
00:33:01,540 --> 00:33:02,380
什么办法

558
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,840
你不可以跟邵芳芳谈恋爱

559
00:33:05,050 --> 00:33:07,350
不过你可以跟高秀萍谈恋爱

560
00:33:08,050 --> 00:33:10,250
可是高秀萍不就是邵芳芳吗

561
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,820
不一样, 邵芳芳是个大明星

562
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,260
可是高秀萍是个普通的四眼妹

563
00:33:15,390 --> 00:33:16,590
如果你跟高秀萍谈恋爱

564
00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:18,630
一定不会惹人注意的

565
00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:20,750
那你待会儿去我家

566
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:25,100
你用邵芳芳的样子
还是高秀萍的样子

567
00:33:25,340 --> 00:33:26,770
当然是高秀萍了

568
00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:30,140
多一个人知道
罗先生知道的机会也就多一点

569
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,260
不是更糟

570
00:33:34,450 --> 00:33:35,610
喝杯茶

571
00:33:35,810 --> 00:33:38,150
信婶…别这么客气, 自己人一样

572
00:33:38,580 --> 00:33:40,180
随便, 自己人

573
00:33:40,290 --> 00:33:42,220
对了, 谢谢你的燕窝和鲍鱼

574
00:33:42,390 --> 00:33:44,050
什么话？不要客气

575
00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:45,920
我家里的工人买多了

576
00:33:46,220 --> 00:33:48,750
买多了我不客气, 给我一点

577
00:33:49,130 --> 00:33:51,030
给你还不是拿去卖

578
00:33:52,300 --> 00:33:56,570
上次我是装你女朋友, 不是真的
你别放肆

579
00:33:56,970 --> 00:34:00,400
我对好朋友从来都是一视同仁的

580
00:34:01,270 --> 00:34:05,440
阿燕, 你看人家多乖
多会尊敬我们长辈

581
00:34:06,020 --> 00:34:09,770
对了, 阿源说带阿萍来吃饭
现在还没回来

582
00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:10,910
对啊

583
00:34:11,420 --> 00:34:14,210
会不会这个四眼妹
她今天见新老爷

584
00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:16,450
先去换件漂亮的衣服再来

585
00:34:16,650 --> 00:34:20,850
她哪有衣服换？我认识她那么久
都穿那件衣服没换过

586
00:34:21,260 --> 00:34:23,020
那她不是很穷

587
00:34:23,430 --> 00:34:25,090
娶妻求淑妇

588
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,890
只要阿源喜欢

589
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,830
就算再穷也是自己儿子选的

590
00:34:28,930 --> 00:34:29,590
说得对

591
00:34:29,930 --> 00:34:33,890
对, 正所谓姻缘天注定

592
00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:36,230
这些事都是前世注定的

593
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,840
对了, 待会儿人家来了
要好好的对她

594
00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:42,570
做人要厚道一点

595
00:34:42,710 --> 00:34:44,870
不管怎么说人家也有自尊

596
00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:47,180
别让她觉得自卑, 知道吗

597
00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:53,350
源哥, 这附近有没有小店子

598
00:34:53,460 --> 00:34:56,050
我第一次去你家里
我想买点东西给伯父伯母

599
00:34:56,230 --> 00:34:59,490
不用了, 是去吃个饭
他们看到你已经很开心了

600
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:00,430
真的吗

601
00:35:01,070 --> 00:35:04,230
源哥, 我样子行不行
是不是很难看

602
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:07,600
很好, 不就是跟平常高秀萍一样

603
00:35:07,870 --> 00:35:09,070
那像不像老巫婆

604
00:35:09,610 --> 00:35:11,440
你本来就想这样, 走吧

605
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,980
源哥, 我真的很紧张, 我还是想…

606
00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:16,540
想什么

607
00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:19,620
买一瓶酒上去给伯父伯母

608
00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:22,500
还有补一点点妆, 让样子好看一点

609
00:35:26,890 --> 00:35:29,330
来了, 记住我说过的话

610
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:31,380
千万别瞧不起人家

611
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:34,890
伯父

612
00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:39,130
这位就是阿萍了

613
00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:43,710
伯父伯母, 小小意思, 不成敬意

614
00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:45,340
请进来…

615
00:35:46,910 --> 00:35:47,970
送给你…

616
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,280
不行, 我头晕, 戴起来

617
00:36:00,390 --> 00:36:03,090
吃饭…

618
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,930
阿萍, 怎么啦？菜不合你口味

619
00:36:10,030 --> 00:36:11,190
不是, 伯母

620
00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:15,060
不过我把酒摔破了, 变成没有礼物
不好意思

621
00:36:15,540 --> 00:36:17,470
我们知道你有心就行了

622
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,170
你千万不要介意这件事

623
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,570
来…吃菜吧

624
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:21,300
对, 随便

625
00:36:21,350 --> 00:36:23,710
尝尝我老婆的厨艺, 很棒
谢谢伯父, 谢谢伯母

626
00:36:23,850 --> 00:36:25,940
阿源, 你得招呼阿萍

627
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,990
好的, 你尝尝我妈做的驰名酱油鸡

628
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,820
对, 阿萍, 这很难得

629
00:36:32,620 --> 00:36:36,380
不是, 我的意思是
很难得这么多人陪你一块儿吃饭

630
00:36:37,540 --> 00:36:39,490
冯仁吭, 你好像也是这样子

631
00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:41,050
就是嘛, 居然还说人家

632
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:41,960
对啊

633
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,360
对了, 阿萍

634
00:36:44,020 --> 00:36:45,760
吃完饭还有甜汤, 慢慢吃

635
00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:47,870
伯母, 你也吃菜

636
00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:51,930
阿萍, 你手上怎么有个疤痕

637
00:36:52,540 --> 00:36:55,940
小时候我帮我妈卖菜的时候
被勾子勾到的

638
00:36:56,580 --> 00:36:59,950
你小时候一定吃了很多苦

639
00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:01,710
吃饭吧, 菜都凉了

640
00:37:07,890 --> 00:37:08,980
各位, 我走了

641
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,380
好…
慢走

642
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,120
阿源, 你送她回去, 小心点
拜拜…

643
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,530
我知道了, 拜拜

644
00:37:14,730 --> 00:37:15,890
拜拜…

645
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,530
差点忘了, 阿萍, 这红包你收下吧

646
00:37:19,770 --> 00:37:21,260
算是伯父的见面礼

647
00:37:21,410 --> 00:37:23,700
怎么好意思？我连礼物都没有

648
00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:26,040
叫你收你就收

649
00:37:26,340 --> 00:37:29,540
你收下吧
来…讨个吉利, 不然爸爸不开心

650
00:37:29,950 --> 00:37:31,260
谢谢伯父, 拜拜
不要客气

651
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:31,840
走了

652
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,820
拜拜…
等等…

653
00:37:34,790 --> 00:37:37,310
阿萍, 我有些旧衣服, 你拿去穿

654
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:40,320
拿去穿, 不用客气, 拿着…
不用了

655
00:37:40,530 --> 00:37:41,550
你拿着吧

656
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,730
我妹妹很爱她的衣服
全部都是新的, 拿着吧

657
00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:47,460
拜拜…

658
00:37:47,570 --> 00:37:49,090
等一等…阿萍

659
00:37:49,820 --> 00:37:51,380
这里有些大白菜和腊鸭

660
00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:52,600
拿回去跟你妈吃吧

661
00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:53,760
拿着…

662
00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:54,870
就拿着吧

663
00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:57,730
对了, 大白菜炒腊鸭, 能吃好几顿
是啊

664
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:58,170
好棒

665
00:37:58,340 --> 00:37:58,810
来…

666
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,460
我走了
小心点

667
00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:03,880
拜拜…

668
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:08,150
芳芳姐早…
早

669
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:12,850
你这么早回来干什么

670
00:38:13,220 --> 00:38:14,490
买肠粉给你吃

671
00:38:15,190 --> 00:38:16,500
你忘了罗先生说什么了

672
00:38:16,590 --> 00:38:18,860
记得, 不过现在没人
来, 吃完再说

673
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,790
不要, 他们随时会回来的

674
00:38:20,870 --> 00:38:22,960
有谁会随时进来？没那么巧的, 来

675
00:38:23,070 --> 00:38:26,200
化妆间是用来化妆的
不是用来吃东西的

676
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,510
你不满意可以到外面去

677
00:38:30,610 --> 00:38:32,770
谢源、芳芳, 你们是不是在吵架

678
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,140
对了, 芳芳
你是不是跟谢源分手了

679
00:38:35,210 --> 00:38:36,770
是不是真的
透露一点…

680
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,250
我以后不想再提这个人, 让一让

681
00:38:41,990 --> 00:38:44,350
谢源, 爱的反面是不是恨

682
00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:47,480
这个问题不要问我

683
00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:54,430
奇哥呢？到哪儿去了

684
00:38:54,630 --> 00:38:56,620
他可能在外面吧, 你再去找找看

685
00:38:57,220 --> 00:39:01,180
芳芳, 你留在这里等
千万不要走开, 我去找他

686
00:39:02,770 --> 00:39:04,610
就快要剪彩了, 他跑哪儿去了

687
00:39:10,380 --> 00:39:11,580
原来你在这里

688
00:39:12,570 --> 00:39:14,000
芳芳, 是你

689
00:39:14,770 --> 00:39:18,100
没有, 我看还早, 就在这儿闭闭眼

690
00:39:18,340 --> 00:39:20,310
我有三天没有睡觉了

691
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,370
人红了就是这样子

692
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,940
我知道, 可是没想到忙成这样

693
00:39:26,510 --> 00:39:29,540
一点自己的时间都没有

694
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,610
想找个朋友吃顿饭都不行

695
00:39:33,390 --> 00:39:35,880
要是再红一点岂止没有朋友

696
00:39:36,490 --> 00:39:39,430
男朋友女朋友都没时间见面

697
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,860
我…我没有女朋友

698
00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:46,930
那就最好了
不然的话做你女朋友可惨了

699
00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:49,930
你的领带歪了, 我帮你弄一弄

700
00:39:51,370 --> 00:39:52,340
谢谢

701
00:39:55,840 --> 00:40:04,110
芳芳…其实做我女朋友不惨, 不惨

702
00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:08,710
芳芳, 我…

703
00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:11,890
奇哥, 我到处找你
你们两个不要再聊了

704
00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:14,260
走吧…快点, 走

705
00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:16,030
芳…

706
00:40:17,630 --> 00:40:21,230
奇哥…

707
00:40:21,300 --> 00:40:24,900
各位, 我们欢迎奇哥跟芳芳姐
为我们剪彩

708
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,110
我有介绍过太太…

709
00:40:41,290 --> 00:40:43,990
其实我曾经介绍过太太给你认识

710
00:40:46,290 --> 00:40:48,760
芳芳, 你误会了

711
00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:52,460
其实做我女朋友一点都不惨

712
00:40:53,830 --> 00:40:55,300
你是不是记错对白了

713
00:40:56,140 --> 00:40:58,630
你记性那么差？这么快就忘掉了

714
00:40:59,170 --> 00:41:00,300
剧本改了吗

715
00:41:00,510 --> 00:41:03,340
芳芳, 我昨天不是跟你说

716
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,310
我三天没有睡觉了吗

717
00:41:06,450 --> 00:41:06,850
对啊

718
00:41:06,950 --> 00:41:08,510
然后你跟我说

719
00:41:09,180 --> 00:41:11,250
你说, 将来再红一点

720
00:41:11,350 --> 00:41:14,120
男朋友女朋友都没时间见面

721
00:41:15,020 --> 00:41:16,050
对啊

722
00:41:16,260 --> 00:41:17,380
然后我就说

723
00:41:17,820 --> 00:41:20,700
其实我现在没有女朋友

724
00:41:21,830 --> 00:41:22,580
是吗

725
00:41:22,742 --> 00:41:23,990
然后你就说

726
00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:27,540
做我的女朋友一定会很惨

727
00:41:31,370 --> 00:41:33,030
记起来了

728
00:41:33,420 --> 00:41:36,900
昨天没有说完
所以今天想继续说下去

729
00:41:38,010 --> 00:41:40,980
我说了, 其实我李奇

730
00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:45,500
胆大心细脸皮厚, 用情专一

731
00:41:45,990 --> 00:41:47,080
阿奇
我…

732
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:49,120
我发觉你这个人…

733
00:41:49,290 --> 00:41:51,690
芳芳姐, 不好意思, 让你等这么久

734
00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:53,430
我要去化妆了

735
00:41:54,900 --> 00:41:55,860
不好意思
奇哥

736
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:57,140
再见

737
00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:08,670
芳芳一定想说我英俊潇洒
为人善良, 如今事业有成

738
00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:11,600
你猜我是谁

739
00:42:12,310 --> 00:42:13,780
你快点走开

740
00:42:13,910 --> 00:42:16,080
待会儿记者进来看到就糟糕了

741
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,550
我不想再…
我才不管呢

742
00:42:17,850 --> 00:42:20,720
大不了说我在烦你, 被你打一巴掌

743
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,520
我没问题, 打者爱也

744
00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:27,790
你想得美, 你回家作梦去, 快点走

745
00:42:28,620 --> 00:42:31,120
人家有两个小时没看到你, 很想你

746
00:42:32,830 --> 00:42:36,600
你好假, 你当演戏？快走

747
00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:40,700
不行, 除非你答应我
今晚陪我吃饭, 顺便去看老大

748
00:42:41,580 --> 00:42:42,410
行不行

749
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,440
受不了你

750
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:44,240
是吗

751
00:42:45,810 --> 00:42:47,080
收工在停车场等吧

752
00:42:47,150 --> 00:42:48,050
好棒

753
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,210
芳芳

754
00:42:51,950 --> 00:42:52,540
罗先生

755
00:42:52,750 --> 00:42:53,240
阿奇

756
00:42:53,450 --> 00:42:54,010
阿源

757
00:42:54,190 --> 00:42:56,680
真的在这里？找得你好辛苦

758
00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:57,540
什么事

759
00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:00,060
今晚有几个片商请吃饭

760
00:43:00,300 --> 00:43:01,890
罗先生想请你一起去

761
00:43:03,580 --> 00:43:04,260
这样…

762
00:43:04,470 --> 00:43:05,120
对

763
00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:09,330
罗先生, 我肚子好痛

764
00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:11,260
我可不可以不去

765
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,500
最好还是去, 如果你真的是不舒服

766
00:43:14,780 --> 00:43:16,340
到那儿坐一坐打个招呼

767
00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:17,640
我找个司机送你回家

768
00:43:17,950 --> 00:43:18,840
对啊

769
00:43:19,150 --> 00:43:20,040
这样

770
00:43:29,060 --> 00:43:30,250
到了, 李奇

771
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:34,520
到了, 谢谢

772
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,390
其实我有点话想跟你说

773
00:43:39,030 --> 00:43:40,630
留着改天再说吧, 你回去吧

774
00:43:40,740 --> 00:43:46,000
不行, 别再改天了
我等了很久了, 有很多话要跟你说

775
00:43:46,110 --> 00:43:51,340
其实我…等了那么多年

776
00:43:52,050 --> 00:43:57,010
我现在可以做主角, 我…

777
00:43:58,660 --> 00:44:01,550
芳芳, 我好爱你