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==难兄难弟 GOTV 第16集==
===1010U===

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你是小蜜蜂？

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那些礼物是你送给我的？

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不错, 我就是小蜜蜂啦

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李奇, 谢谢你对我的爱意

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不用客气, 应该的

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不过, 我不能接受你的爱

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为什么？

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因为…我已经有意中人了

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他是谁啊？

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他…他不在香港

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那在九龙还是新界？

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他…他在旧金山

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他是个金山老伯？

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不是, 我早就认识他了

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他大学毕业之后就会和我结婚了

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结…结婚

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说完啦

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那个女孩子是什么人？

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那个女孩子是谁不重要

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最重要的就是我自作多情

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自古多情空馀恨

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恨绵绵…

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你是不是很喜欢那个女孩子

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我爱她, 比爱自己还深

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那不就得了

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你管她有男朋友也好, 有老公也好

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你照撬不误

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撬人女朋友？

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对啊, 所谓近水楼台先得月嘛

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他的男朋友在旧金山

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山高皇帝远, 还隔着大海

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说句不好听的
你撬了之后结了婚生了儿子

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他都不知道呢

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对, 怎么没想到呢？

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大哥不会说错的

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晚了, 早点休息吧, 拜托你

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撬…
你回去把枕头垫高点

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想个好招去撬人家

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我等你消息

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回去睡吧

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好, 我回去想想

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等我好消息

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我等你…

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小姐, 回来啦

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银姐

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芳芳

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妈

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你回来了, 你回来得正好

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小虾在这儿等你好久了

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你们聊聊, 我去把汤热了给你喝

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太太, 我去就行了

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你去睡吧, 我来

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你今晚…

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你先说, 你想说什么？

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我还有什么好说

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你当着我的面都对人家那么好

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你知道的, 我这么做是帮宝珠的

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我知道

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我理性接受, 我感性接受不了

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我也接受不了你今晚做的那些事

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今晚什么？

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今晚什么你知道的

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见到你跟程宝珠在那儿打情骂俏

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我不是说这些

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然后呢？

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回片场拍戏

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然后呢？

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然后拍完戏啦

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然后呢？

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然后就开车回家啦

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停好车子、下车、开门进屋
就看到你在这里无理取闹

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我无理取闹
为什么你到现在都不告诉我

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你们两个好好的怎么又吵架了

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你问她
问他

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开门

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又要干什么

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老大, 我很烦

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我更烦, 一晚上都没得睡

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我知道谁是小蜜蜂了

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小蜜蜂, 嗡嗡嗡

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阿奇是小蜜蜂

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阿奇…是小蜜蜂？

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蛮像的

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阿奇是小蜜蜂？

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我亲眼看到亲耳听到的

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对了, 他还跑来跟我诉苦呢

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我还教他撬你女朋友

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你说什么？

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你身为老大, 居然教他这么做？

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我怎么知道他是小蜜蜂

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我也不知道他喜欢芳芳嘛

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那现在该怎么办？

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我…怎么知道怎么办

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只有两个办法
一个就是让他撬走你的女朋友

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你就少了个芳芳

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再就是打得他吐血

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你就少了个兄弟

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李奇

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什么事啊？

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过来

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怎么那么激动？

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臭小子, 撬我女朋友

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干嘛啊？

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抢我女朋友？

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臭小子, 没义气…

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李奇, 你出来, 你这个…

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没关门？先关好

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阿源你在家？你看看是什么

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臭豆腐, 你最喜欢吃的

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来, 你坐下

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是这样的, 刚才经过西环
我刚好想起你最喜欢吃臭豆腐

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所以买回来给你做宵夜

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你从来不吃臭豆腐的

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对, 我不喜欢吃可是你喜欢吃嘛

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来, 慢慢吃, 趁热吃
我去洗个澡

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芳芳姐

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芳芳姐, 可以了

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我刚刚见过小杜

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关我什么事？

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他给了我两张今天晚上七点半
福声戏院的赠券

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你去不去？

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不好意思

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不去就算了

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你这个混蛋谢源
我已经主动讨好你了

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理都不理我

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现在就算你送给我花
我也不会理你了

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芳芳

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是你？

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对, 是我

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你是不是很惊讶

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是, 太惊讶了

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芳芳, 这朵玫瑰花你喜不喜欢？

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李奇
我昨天不是已经跟你说得很清楚了

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我已经有意中人了

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我知道

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那你还…

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你一天没结婚, 我一天可以撬

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不是, 应该说追求你才对

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你别误会, 我们是在排戏

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是真的

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排戏

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是真的

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你脑子是不是坏掉啦？

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我脑子没坏, 我太爱你了

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我不会喜欢你的

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你可以不喜欢我
但是你不可以阻止我爱上你

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真是让你气死了

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芳芳怎么会死呢？

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这里有一张今晚七点半的电影票

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到时见

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拿着

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到时见了

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情花开, 开灿烂, 情意誓永无限

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你心情怎么这么好
吃了开心果啦

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阿奇

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又有戏拍啦？

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确实有戏, 不过不是拍戏

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是看戏

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看戏啊？我也要看

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看你个大头鬼, 回家看你脚指头

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看他样子就知道他约女朋友啦

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是呀

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月上柳梢头, 人约黄昏后

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七点半

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是谁啊？

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不跟你们说, 让你们心痒痒

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李奇

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大明星

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你好…

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我们进场了

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李奇

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对啊…

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奇哥, 真的是你

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不错, 是我, THANK YOU

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真的吗

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帮我们签个名吧

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好的

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我们好喜欢看你演戏

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真的？

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我们是你的忠实影迷

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我叫爱奇, 奇哥

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我叫念奇

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我叫思奇

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我叫梦奇

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真的有好多个奇

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是啊

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奇哥, 时间到了
我们一起进去看戏吧？

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等一等, 我还要等人
你们先进去吧

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好, 就这么说定了
我们在里面等你

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是吗？
你一定要来

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好的…再见

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拜拜…

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好了, 拜拜
再见…

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今天好开心…

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芳芳

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舅舅, 你怎么搞的嘛
来的这么晚

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你要弄清楚一点
现在是你叫我陪你来看电影的

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我还少赚一晚上的钱呢

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有什么了不起的
多少钱我赔给你就是了

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谁要你赔

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其实你找人陪你看戏
应该去找谢源嘛

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再不找李奇

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李奇…你也知道啦？

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当然

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谢源昨天晚上告诉我啦
他在片场看到你跟李奇在一起

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他什么都知道了

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李奇

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这么早？你说不回来吃饭的

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就是啊
是啊

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怎么都在家？

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对啊, 你不是约人看电影了吗？

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看个屁啊

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好, 吃香蕉

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被人甩啦

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甚…什么

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我什么时候跟人家看戏

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人家给我一张票, 我就进去看

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看看不好看就回来啦

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李奇

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你好像在片场不是这样说的

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你听错了

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好, 洗澡睡觉

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你们说, 李奇搞什么鬼

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星光戏院？

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没有一句是实话

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不是福声？

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大婶

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七点半还没散场？

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早散场了, 九点半还没有

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约你七点半, 九点半才到

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你这个小器鬼

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吃死你

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吃死我你会很高兴吗
用得着这么臭我？

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你说你是不是无聊
明知道阿奇追我也不说话

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我怎么知道你要不要我知道
当初你也没说

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如果舅舅也不说的话
你是不是淮备把它放在心里一辈子

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小器鬼

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那你呢？谎话鬼

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你是不是谎话鬼…

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干脆告诉阿奇我就是邵芳芳

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不行的
阿奇是我好兄弟又是我好朋友

243
00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:24,420
我不想伤害他

244
00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:28,150
我有办法了

245
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:29,260
什么？

246
00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:32,160
我让阿奇继续追求我

247
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,160
你说什么？

248
00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:34,500
你先听我说完

249
00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:38,330
他可以继续追求我
可是我可以让他知难而退

250
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:39,200
行吗？

251
00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:41,000
我自有办法啦

252
00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:42,910
他单方面退出

253
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:46,210
那你们就可以继续做兄弟
也不会伤感情

254
00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:48,780
是这样的, 芳芳

255
00:14:49,028 --> 00:14:52,350
你上次没有来看戏
你实在太忙了

256
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,420
去新界野餐？

257
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,350
好…明天是不是？

258
00:14:58,460 --> 00:14:59,950
行…有空…好

259
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:02,660
那明天见, 好, 再见…

260
00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:06,560
去野餐？

261
00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:07,570
奇

262
00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:08,360
去野餐？

263
00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:09,030
奇

264
00:15:10,070 --> 00:15:11,230
什么事啊

265
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,500
干什么

266
00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:15,470
你是不是约了邵芳芳

267
00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:17,140
没错

268
00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:22,150
我今天在片场听到一个传闻

269
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:23,350
什么？

270
00:15:23,457 --> 00:15:25,610
别说了, 说出来你也不信

271
00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:26,650
不说了

272
00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:28,580
阿源…

273
00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:31,090
大家是兄弟说给我听听嘛

274
00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:34,230
我说了你别告诉别人

275
00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:35,590
好…

276
00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:38,290
邵芳芳以前…

277
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,020
原来是个小太妹

278
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,942
是个小太妹？

279
00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:45,030
她还堕过胎

280
00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:47,830
堕过胎？

281
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,870
知不知道她为什么打胎？

282
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:50,810
为什么

283
00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:52,340
因为她有…

284
00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:08,171
遥望青山绿水美如画

285
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:14,257
芳芳, 我们一出来呼吸一下新鲜空气
实在是太好了

286
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,470
芳芳, 你很累

287
00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:25,840
我昨天打了三十六圈麻将
现在很累

288
00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:27,870
不要再走了, 就在这里吧

289
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,980
好, 在这里野餐吧

290
00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:34,280
今天好多东西吃

291
00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:39,940
还有香蕉和葡萄、苹果

292
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,720
芳芳, 你先来个苹果怎么样？

293
00:16:54,270 --> 00:16:57,800
芳芳, 怎么你抽烟？

294
00:16:58,850 --> 00:16:59,740
是啊

295
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,085
抽了十几年了, 你不介意吧？

296
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,080
我不介意

297
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,980
其实我也抽了二十年

298
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,320
你不介意多卷一根给我吧？

299
00:17:13,090 --> 00:17:14,080
这烟好呛

300
00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:16,820
是不是芳芳跟李奇在拍戏

301
00:17:18,114 --> 00:17:20,085
芳芳真人好像没有那么瘦

302
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:23,260
看什么, 你看我比你漂亮？

303
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:24,810
芳芳怎么会骂人呢？

304
00:17:24,990 --> 00:17:26,110
我看这个一定不是芳芳

305
00:17:26,190 --> 00:17:28,180
芳芳, 你不开心

306
00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:33,430
是不是因为片场
不利你的新闻让你烦恼

307
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,740
你不介意告诉我, 让我替你分忧

308
00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:41,020
不是传闻是事实

309
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:43,660
是事实？

310
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:47,060
是, 我以前是个小太妹

311
00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:50,960
又抽烟又喝酒, 还很爱赌

312
00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:57,170
原来全部都是真的

313
00:17:57,870 --> 00:17:59,260
你现在才知道？

314
00:17:59,740 --> 00:18:01,940
那你是不是很后悔跟我在一起

315
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:02,870
怎么会呢？

316
00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:07,280
其实说起坏, 说到糗事
我比你严重十倍

317
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:10,240
阿奇有纹身？

318
00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:13,980
我跟他从小玩到大
游泳都不知道游了多少次了

319
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,650
他身上连颗痣都没有
怎么会有纹身呢

320
00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,820
原来他是骗人的

321
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,550
害得我抽烟抽的嘴都臭了

322
00:18:21,730 --> 00:18:22,590
抽烟？

323
00:18:22,771 --> 00:18:26,060
你们两个什么不好做
年三十祭灶王, 喝碗甜汤吧

324
00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:26,720
口臭

325
00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:27,390
谢谢老大

326
00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:28,500
你以为我愿意

327
00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:31,800
一个投其所好, 一个有病没好

328
00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:35,260
我们没办法
我们控制不了, 老大

329
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:36,620
有

330
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:37,710
怎么样？

331
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,970
男的就狠打他一顿让他以后不敢来

332
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,110
女的就狠咒她咒她重病身亡

333
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,940
没眼珠子没鼻子

334
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:51,480
这一瓶是我辛辛苦苦找来的
医宝珠的补酒

335
00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:56,730
乌漆麻乌又臭
到底是什么玩意儿？

336
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,660
这瓶叫做千虫万蚓鼠王酒

337
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:01,590
是什么意思

338
00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:03,930
就是说用一千只昆虫, 一万只蚯蚓

339
00:19:04,070 --> 00:19:06,730
加上鼠中之王泡了一年的大补酒

340
00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:08,970
我还是不喝了

341
00:19:09,110 --> 00:19:10,130
宝珠, 你去哪里

342
00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:14,480
这么辛苦找回来医你的怪病
你不喝怎么行呢？

343
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:18,380
你不喝有个三长两短
叫我怎么跟你师父交代呢

344
00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:22,950
我宁愿三长两短, 我也不喝

345
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,390
话可不能这么说

346
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:28,020
我跟你师父他们
都希望你快点好

347
00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:33,390
只不过呢这东西这么恶心
我怕没人敢喝吧？

348
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,300
我最怕蛇虫鼠蚁了

349
00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:37,470
这瓶东西黑漆漆, 我不喝啦

350
00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:39,610
宝珠, 你不要这样

351
00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:44,300
你给我点信心
也给你自己点信心

352
00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:46,620
我们同甘共苦

353
00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:49,040
我一口…

354
00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:55,320
你一口, 不就得了？

355
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:56,550
师父…

356
00:19:56,720 --> 00:20:00,320
你闭上眼, 当是酸梅汤
“咕都咕都”喝下去

357
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,690
来, 我喂你

358
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,300
张开嘴

359
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:08,300
酸梅汤医好病

360
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:12,530
病的宝珠好乖乖, 张开嘴

361
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:17,840
真不知道你搞什么鬼
昨天晚上吐到今天

362
00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:19,460
好像怀孕似的

363
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,500
我说过我今天不来的

364
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:27,220
我去打牌你也不喜欢
就算是陪我去喝茶行不行

365
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,150
是陪那个佐治吧

366
00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:33,820
丑人多作怪

367
00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:35,660
不要这么说人家啦

368
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:39,090
还看什么英文书
ABC都不知道会不会

369
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,780
妈, 别这么说人家

370
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,870
这种女人真是不知羞耻

371
00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:53,460
她跟罗先生鬼混的时候
被罗太太捉奸在床

372
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:56,100
打得她遍体鳞伤, 没有人不知道

373
00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:58,680
那个肉弹狄嬅, 身材真是一流

374
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,500
做黑市夫人才是一流呢

375
00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:03,780
这些狐狸精才不怕人家说呢

376
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:07,060
跟她在一起的男人
全都是一个样, 下贱

377
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,020
阿姨, 你在说什么？

378
00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:11,400
我自己在瞎说

379
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:12,260
佐治, 你来啦

380
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:12,920
是

381
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:15,020
对了, 家杰呢？

382
00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:16,660
他在换衣服

383
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,100
宝珠, 你也来了

384
00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:20,380
是啊

385
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,260
佐治, 坐下来慢慢聊

386
00:21:24,110 --> 00:21:25,240
一辈子没站过吗？

387
00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:26,040
好

388
00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:32,980
宝珠, 跟佐治聊聊天嘛
大家又不是不认识

389
00:21:34,342 --> 00:21:35,740
是不是刚打完球

390
00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:38,860
是啊, 你有没有兴趣？TENNIS

391
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:39,960
没有

392
00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:41,850
坐船兜风

393
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:43,390
也没有

394
00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:46,330
不如开小型飞机, 我有执照

395
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,730
坐飞机兜风也好

396
00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:50,220
你连飞机都会开

397
00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:51,820
我也没兴趣

398
00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:55,260
你怎么什么都说没兴趣？

399
00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:57,620
你没玩过怎么知道呢？

400
00:21:57,910 --> 00:21:59,280
这阵子你很有空的

401
00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:03,300
谁说我有空
我每天都要到师父那儿去练曲的

402
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,700
练曲啊？练曲我就不懂了

403
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,380
上一次呢喝什么千虫万蚓鼠王酒

404
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:08,340
不知道源哥这次又出什么花样

405
00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:12,310
现在你已经陷进去了
说什么都要撑到底

406
00:23:12,490 --> 00:23:13,580
不然怎么收场？

407
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:14,430
那倒是啊

408
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,500
只不过用不着怕得跟什么似的

409
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,540
不一定每次都那么难吃对不对？

410
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,610
只有这么希望啦

411
00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:21,940
源哥来了

412
00:23:22,257 --> 00:23:23,170
你别怕

413
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,860
莲姐, 师父

414
00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:27,940
阿源
宝珠

415
00:23:29,420 --> 00:23:31,580
你今天买这么多东西来

416
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:32,620
没多少

417
00:23:33,180 --> 00:23:36,120
只有人参和鸡拿来炖汤治你的病

418
00:23:36,390 --> 00:23:37,760
人参鸡汤？

419
00:23:40,130 --> 00:23:42,430
真是色香味俱全

420
00:23:42,670 --> 00:23:44,570
简直是看了都流口水

421
00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:46,500
源哥, 我现在能不能喝

422
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:47,600
宝珠, 等等

423
00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:50,530
不能这么心急的

424
00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:55,570
根据这个什么病都能治的书上说呢

425
00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:57,250
这碗汤…

426
00:23:57,580 --> 00:23:59,500
需要加半斤指天椒

427
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,180
半斤白胡椒

428
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,910
和半斤黑胡椒混在一起喝
才会有效的

429
00:24:21,140 --> 00:24:24,970
真是闻闻眼泪都流出来了

430
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:26,310
来, 宝珠

431
00:24:27,380 --> 00:24:30,110
这碗汤是用来以毒攻毒的

432
00:24:30,742 --> 00:24:33,510
一喝完你就会全身发烫
然后出汗

433
00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:36,880
一出汗就会把毒逼出来
那么人就会好了

434
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:41,420
源哥, 其实我没病

435
00:24:42,030 --> 00:24:43,290
宝珠

436
00:24:43,580 --> 00:24:45,220
乖乖的, 你又来了

437
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,920
有病当然要吃药的嘛

438
00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:50,690
来, “咕都咕都”一口把它喝光

439
00:24:51,330 --> 00:24:53,390
我不喝

440
00:24:53,570 --> 00:24:55,090
来嘛

441
00:24:55,710 --> 00:24:56,930
张开嘴

442
00:25:11,770 --> 00:25:13,920
人家谢源是近水楼台先得月

443
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,620
你就别白费心机了

444
00:25:16,590 --> 00:25:18,900
怪不得你妹妹对我这么冷淡了

445
00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:24,020
你知道就算了
千万别让我妈知道

446
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,660
阿姨不赞成宝珠跟谢源来往吗

447
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,580
她现在还不知道

448
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,020
不过你知道了

449
00:25:31,260 --> 00:25:34,230
我爸爸以前是演戏的
三更穷四更富

450
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:36,340
她当然不希望宝珠嫁给演戏的

451
00:25:36,930 --> 00:25:40,960
真心相爱, 父母反对
罗密欧跟茱丽叶

452
00:25:41,170 --> 00:25:43,330
佐治, 你不会不高兴吧？

453
00:25:43,470 --> 00:25:47,030
不会, 胜败乃兵家常事
拿得起放得下

454
00:25:55,150 --> 00:25:57,140
你等的人就是她？

455
00:26:00,710 --> 00:26:01,660
抱歉

456
00:26:02,220 --> 00:26:03,550
小姐, 我叫程家杰

457
00:26:03,690 --> 00:26:05,780
这支笔好像是你上次忘了

458
00:26:08,530 --> 00:26:13,470
真是不好意思
这支笔不是我的, 我想你弄错了

459
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,620
你也喜欢莎士比亚吗？

460
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:23,490
那你一定看过王子复仇记了

461
00:26:23,690 --> 00:26:25,660
你也喜欢看王子复仇记吗？

462
00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:28,090
TO BE OR NOT TO BE

463
00:26:28,580 --> 00:26:30,130
THIS IS THE QUESTION

464
00:26:31,670 --> 00:26:32,830
吴先生, 喝杯茶

465
00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:33,600
谢谢

466
00:26:33,670 --> 00:26:36,260
佐治, 你来了就很好了

467
00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:37,740
还这么客气

468
00:26:38,060 --> 00:26:41,260
我这次来是向二位辞行的

469
00:26:41,660 --> 00:26:43,470
我过两天就回纽约去了

470
00:26:43,710 --> 00:26:45,010
有急事吗？这么快就走？

471
00:26:45,150 --> 00:26:45,810
是啊

472
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:46,540
不是

473
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:50,810
我发觉自己不太适应香港
不如早点回去

474
00:26:51,650 --> 00:26:53,290
是不是真的不适应

475
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:57,050
我看你这个人
做事不像是个半途而废的

476
00:26:57,730 --> 00:26:59,650
实不相瞒

477
00:27:00,170 --> 00:27:01,830
宝珠已经有男朋友了

478
00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:04,590
我也用不着在这儿白费心机了

479
00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:06,470
宝珠有男朋友吗？

480
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,530
我不知道

481
00:27:08,470 --> 00:27:11,200
原来叔叔、阿姨都不知道？

482
00:27:11,670 --> 00:27:13,410
你这个消息是从哪儿传来的

483
00:27:13,580 --> 00:27:16,120
家杰跟我说的

484
00:27:16,820 --> 00:27:19,740
他说宝珠的的确确跟谢源在谈恋爱

485
00:27:20,550 --> 00:27:21,630
谢源

486
00:27:23,050 --> 00:27:24,380
谢源是大明星

487
00:27:24,550 --> 00:27:26,630
高头大马, 英俊潇洒

488
00:27:26,950 --> 00:27:29,070
我吴佐治当然甘败下风啦

489
00:27:29,510 --> 00:27:31,870
她真的跟谢源谈恋爱？

490
00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:33,510
她回来我要问个清楚

491
00:27:34,430 --> 00:27:37,630
最好不要说是我说的

492
00:27:43,170 --> 00:27:44,610
没那么严重吧？

493
00:27:44,740 --> 00:27:46,040
是不是你心理作用？

494
00:27:47,060 --> 00:27:47,900
不是呀

495
00:27:48,390 --> 00:27:51,910
那个味道就从这里
“咕鲁咕鲁”上到嘴巴里

496
00:27:52,050 --> 00:27:54,610
然后我就一直觉得有那种味道

497
00:27:54,820 --> 00:27:56,750
好难受
去, 我还喝过童子尿呢

498
00:27:56,950 --> 00:27:57,750
很有益

499
00:27:57,950 --> 00:28:00,670
我妈说我小时候气喘病
就是喝童子尿断根的

500
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:06,200
我跟你说吧
其实我的病呢已经差不多好了

501
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,740
不用再喝那些东西了

502
00:28:07,850 --> 00:28:09,940
那不太好了吗
再喝一次就断根了

503
00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:11,280
你说什么？

504
00:28:11,450 --> 00:28:14,140
上次喝得差点辣死我
这次要喝童子尿

505
00:28:14,340 --> 00:28:15,720
那下次不是要吃大

506
00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:20,390
也得要医生决定才行
有病当然要吃药

507
00:28:22,030 --> 00:28:22,820
宝珠

508
00:28:25,430 --> 00:28:26,230
这么巧？

509
00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:28,390
你好

510
00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:31,780
你一定是宝珠每天提起的佐治先生

511
00:28:32,310 --> 00:28:33,470
我也认识你

512
00:28:33,570 --> 00:28:34,730
谢先生, 幸会

513
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,060
幸会…

514
00:28:36,460 --> 00:28:37,860
你刚刚去我家看我妈

515
00:28:39,340 --> 00:28:39,980
是啊

516
00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:45,640
等一下包公夜审郭槐

517
00:28:45,750 --> 00:28:46,740
多管闲事

518
00:28:48,190 --> 00:28:49,280
爸, 妈

519
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,990
你去哪儿了

520
00:28:52,090 --> 00:28:53,650
去师父那儿练曲

521
00:28:54,090 --> 00:28:55,740
谢源好不好啊？

522
00:28:56,142 --> 00:28:57,090
已经穿梆了

523
00:28:57,740 --> 00:28:59,660
坦白从宽

524
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,770
你胆子真大, 已经会谈恋爱了

525
00:29:04,970 --> 00:29:08,460
太太, 少女情怀总是诗嘛

526
00:29:08,570 --> 00:29:11,100
我们也曾经年轻过对吧？

527
00:29:11,514 --> 00:29:14,210
老婆, 不要骂, 慢慢教

528
00:29:14,820 --> 00:29:15,400
对

529
00:29:15,610 --> 00:29:16,580
对不起, 妈

530
00:29:18,850 --> 00:29:20,480
你们都是怎么了？

531
00:29:20,650 --> 00:29:22,250
我现在又不是要吃人

532
00:29:22,590 --> 00:29:23,780
宝珠, 你过来

533
00:29:25,060 --> 00:29:26,250
过来啊

534
00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:33,360
坐下

535
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,860
明天给我约他出来, 喝喝茶见个面

536
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,780
大家联络联络感情

537
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,820
联络感情？不用这么快吧？

538
00:29:43,930 --> 00:29:44,790
要的

539
00:29:45,730 --> 00:29:49,740
妈真的打电话给源哥了

540
00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:54,460
这一招, 我早就领教过了

541
00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:58,740
这招是我岳母你外婆的独门秘方

542
00:30:00,580 --> 00:30:02,310
什么独门秘方

543
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:06,500
名义上是交流感情
其实是摆酒认干亲家

544
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,410
那是谁跟谁认干亲家

545
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,510
当然是你外婆收我做干儿子啦

546
00:30:11,690 --> 00:30:12,540
说明了

547
00:30:12,660 --> 00:30:16,220
我跟你妈只能够兄妹相称
不能够谈情说爱

548
00:30:16,330 --> 00:30:19,660
换句话说更不能结婚生子

549
00:30:23,070 --> 00:30:24,400
后来有没有认干亲家？

550
00:30:24,530 --> 00:30:25,230
没有

551
00:30:25,430 --> 00:30:28,730
他们不顾父母反对, 然后就结了婚

552
00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:30,900
然后生下我哥和我

553
00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:34,480
这样说来
你爸是个顶天立地的硬汉

554
00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:38,460
我们两个是不是要私奔呢？

555
00:30:38,950 --> 00:30:40,110
我们不一样

556
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,010
当初你为什么要我假装你男朋友呢

557
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:44,380
因为佐治

558
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,040
那不就得了, 他过两天就走了

559
00:30:46,220 --> 00:30:48,940
我也用不着假装你男朋友了
认干妈就认吧

560
00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:51,090
任姐仙姐

561
00:30:51,290 --> 00:30:52,660
看看菜合不合胃口？

562
00:30:52,830 --> 00:30:54,730
当然合了, 有得吃对吗

563
00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:57,730
一千多块一桌当然合胃口

564
00:30:58,310 --> 00:31:00,980
他们吃得下
可你们坐在这儿像针扎的一样

565
00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:02,390
跟我以前一模一样

566
00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:06,120
爸爸, 你不要说这些吓人的话啦

567
00:31:06,230 --> 00:31:09,290
你看阿源吓的鼻子都扁进去了

568
00:31:09,430 --> 00:31:10,520
真是傻小子

569
00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:13,980
师父在这儿, 你放松点
笑得自然一点嘛

570
00:31:14,371 --> 00:31:17,650
是啊, 听师父的话
放松点别紧张

571
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,810
我们聊聊天联络一下感情嘛

572
00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:20,650
妈

573
00:31:21,060 --> 00:31:22,520
不如我们先上菜吧

574
00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:25,990
我跟阿源呢还要赶时间
回片场开工拍戏呢

575
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,330
妈心里有闹钟

576
00:31:28,485 --> 00:31:31,230
开始啦, 问你的生辰八字

577
00:31:32,170 --> 00:31:34,980
阿源, 你是哪一年出生的

578
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,660
庚辰龙年

579
00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:43,860
那你介不介意告诉阿姨
你是几月几日什么时辰呢？

580
00:31:44,630 --> 00:31:46,760
三月二十八子时

581
00:31:46,870 --> 00:31:50,300
升而发, 好意头对吗

582
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:50,830
对

583
00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:52,030
龙年出生的更好

584
00:31:52,170 --> 00:31:53,900
飞龙在天, 好…

585
00:31:54,070 --> 00:31:57,240
你呀又在那儿胡说八道
你当你自己是金吊桶

586
00:31:57,310 --> 00:31:58,800
金吊桶也是瞎掰的嘛

587
00:31:58,950 --> 00:31:59,570
去

588
00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:02,910
恭喜…真是太好了

589
00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:03,640
大师啊

590
00:32:03,780 --> 00:32:05,480
你帮他们批的八字怎么样

591
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:11,490
是一阴一阳, 一凸一凹

592
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,390
真是再合不过, 天生一对

593
00:32:16,180 --> 00:32:18,590
还用你说
我一看就知道了, 对不对？

594
00:32:19,030 --> 00:32:22,590
薇姐, 连金吊桶都这么说
你可以放心了

595
00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:25,900
现在女儿长大了, 我当然要放心啦

596
00:32:26,570 --> 00:32:29,300
我看我得把肚子空一空
等吃你们的喜酒了

597
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,570
今天不是来认干妈的吗？

598
00:32:31,990 --> 00:32:34,960
现在关上门都一家亲了
还认什么干妈

599
00:32:35,060 --> 00:32:35,550
对啊

600
00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:36,130
爸爸

601
00:32:36,270 --> 00:32:38,030
怎么跟你说的不一样？

602
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,780
当年那个金吊桶没有出现嘛

603
00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:43,970
就决定快马加鞭, 赶快把她娶过门

604
00:32:44,620 --> 00:32:47,380
要不然夜一长梦就多了

605
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,460
你们笑人家

606
00:32:51,860 --> 00:32:53,840
你们还是问问阿源吧

607
00:32:58,090 --> 00:32:59,880
欢迎光临…

608
00:33:00,028 --> 00:33:03,520
我正式宣布
我们罗氏公司这部“爱人结婚了”

609
00:33:03,860 --> 00:33:05,630
将会参加亚太影展

610
00:33:05,930 --> 00:33:08,060
请随便照, 等下有茶点招待

611
00:33:09,570 --> 00:33:12,690
芳芳, 你今天开不开心

612
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:17,800
拍戏嘛, 又不是第一次穿婚纱

613
00:33:18,410 --> 00:33:19,700
源哥, 请看这边

614
00:33:19,810 --> 00:33:21,110
源哥, 谢谢…

615
00:33:21,780 --> 00:33:24,210
源哥啊, 我今天好开心

616
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:29,010
我看你今天的脸色这么好
我想你的病一定很快好的

617
00:33:32,428 --> 00:33:36,620
每次都做配角, 什么时候做主角呢

618
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,960
这怎么行, 婚姻大事嘛
要父母做主的

619
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:42,860
你脑子短路

620
00:33:43,130 --> 00:33:45,530
我是说拍戏, 你以为我说什么

621
00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:46,770
走

622
00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:58,380
如果将来可以一起结婚
那真是双倍高兴双倍热闹

623
00:33:59,980 --> 00:34:03,250
一起结婚不是问题
别是同一个新娘就行了

624
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,550
谢谢, 阿萍在等你

625
00:34:07,620 --> 00:34:08,490
芳芳

626
00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:11,780
你说我跟奇哥相配呢
还是跟源哥相配？

627
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,190
我觉得你跟奇哥比较配

628
00:34:15,770 --> 00:34:16,860
我觉得不是

629
00:34:17,260 --> 00:34:19,230
我跟源哥比较相配

630
00:34:20,371 --> 00:34:21,285
真的？

631
00:34:23,570 --> 00:34:24,600
谢谢…

632
00:34:24,670 --> 00:34:27,440
谢谢…再见

633
00:34:28,820 --> 00:34:31,620
四位男女主角, 我有事宣布

634
00:34:31,850 --> 00:34:33,340
今晚罗先生请吃饭

635
00:34:33,580 --> 00:34:34,840
是吗？
真的吗？

636
00:34:34,980 --> 00:34:35,450
真的

637
00:34:35,550 --> 00:34:38,920
听说请我们还有记者
宝珠妈芳芳妈还有任姐和仙姐

638
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:43,820
那我妈不就会见到你妈了

639
00:34:43,885 --> 00:34:44,620
是啊

640
00:34:44,930 --> 00:34:45,690
没关系

641
00:34:45,790 --> 00:34:48,590
她们在麻将桌上是欢喜冤家
又没有仇的

642
00:34:48,830 --> 00:34:49,490
对

643
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,430
那全都在一起真的很热闹

644
00:34:51,630 --> 00:34:52,120
是啊

645
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,330
对了, 我想到时候一定很…热闹

646
00:34:59,270 --> 00:35:00,980
无论如何打死都别过去

647
00:35:01,114 --> 00:35:02,180
那是当然啦

648
00:35:02,740 --> 00:35:08,250
可是她们同在一桌打麻将
会不会打着打着聊着聊着聊起我

649
00:35:08,450 --> 00:35:10,380
到时候不过去都不行

650
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:14,110
你们怎么不进去看他们打麻将

651
00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:16,980
我在这里看看你到底来了没有嘛

652
00:35:17,114 --> 00:35:17,980
我来啦

653
00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:20,500
那你先进去, 我去一下洗手间

654
00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:21,771
我也去

655
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,200
你偷看什么？

656
00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:31,030
对了

657
00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:32,640
我看你来了没有

658
00:35:32,810 --> 00:35:33,460
对了

659
00:35:33,610 --> 00:35:34,800
我来了, 进去吧

660
00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:36,040
我想去一下洗手间

661
00:35:36,210 --> 00:35:37,200
我也去

662
00:35:37,371 --> 00:35:38,028
好

663
00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:49,360
你猜能不能叫她们分开打麻将呢？

664
00:35:50,630 --> 00:35:51,940
除非她们吵架啦

665
00:35:52,190 --> 00:35:52,750
碰

666
00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:55,140
我还没离手, 你碰什么碰？

667
00:35:55,940 --> 00:35:57,180
你有没有搞错

668
00:35:57,420 --> 00:35:58,600
你才有没有搞错

669
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,890
你们两个真是审死官

670
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,970
算了, 别吵了, 我们再打一把

671
00:36:03,170 --> 00:36:03,600
来吧

672
00:36:03,740 --> 00:36:05,040
是啊, 妈, 再打一把算了

673
00:36:05,210 --> 00:36:07,940
对啊, 以和为贵, 重新洗, 再重打

674
00:36:08,210 --> 00:36:09,640
我才不跟这种人打呢

675
00:36:09,810 --> 00:36:11,440
我也不想跟你这种人打

676
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,960
宝珠, 我们去那边打, 宝珠

677
00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:14,500
妈

678
00:36:14,670 --> 00:36:15,860
走啊…

679
00:36:16,140 --> 00:36:16,830
过来

680
00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:18,530
你帮我打

681
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,540
你现在可以轮流应酬她们了

682
00:36:22,660 --> 00:36:24,150
怎么样？谁赢啊伯母

683
00:36:24,620 --> 00:36:25,900
都没什么起落

684
00:36:26,340 --> 00:36:28,120
这种小麻将输赢很小的

685
00:36:28,260 --> 00:36:28,890
是吗？

686
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,400
最重要是打得开心
对

687
00:36:31,540 --> 00:36:33,870
她当然开心啦, 她已经赢了好多啦

688
00:36:34,420 --> 00:36:39,100
阿源, 你只记得问薇姐
忘记还有个老板娘了

689
00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:41,710
糟了, 得罪老板娘了

690
00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:43,380
她跟你开玩笑的

691
00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:46,980
各位你们慢慢打, 失陪失陪

692
00:36:52,050 --> 00:36:53,540
怎么样, 谁赢了

693
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,690
我刚刚才包了人家一把十二章

694
00:36:56,930 --> 00:36:58,120
输了个精光啦

695
00:36:58,790 --> 00:36:59,950
你真会瞎说

696
00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:02,330
上一把你不是赢了个满贯吗？

697
00:37:02,570 --> 00:37:04,530
再上一把还吃了个三番呢

698
00:37:04,670 --> 00:37:05,690
我还没开糊呢

699
00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:07,330
妈咪一家赢三家

700
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:07,960
是吗？

701
00:37:08,170 --> 00:37:09,580
伯母你真行

702
00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:10,940
还用说

703
00:37:11,570 --> 00:37:13,240
那么各位慢慢打, 我失陪啦

704
00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:30,500
阿源

705
00:37:30,740 --> 00:37:33,770
你顾前顾后, 忽左忽右
看得我眼睛都花了

706
00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:36,850
看得眼都花了你就坐下来别看嘛

707
00:37:37,540 --> 00:37:38,380
什么事？

708
00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:40,860
你是不是跟这两个妈有一手

709
00:37:43,540 --> 00:37:46,160
我是跟那两个妈的女儿有一手

710
00:37:46,330 --> 00:37:48,320
你…你说…宝珠和芳芳？

711
00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:52,560
说来说去我都不明白

712
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,550
我说的口水都干了嘴都起泡了
你还不明白

713
00:37:55,650 --> 00:37:56,350
笨不笨

714
00:37:56,490 --> 00:38:01,790
照你这么说, 高秀萍就是邵芳芳
邵芳芳就是高秀萍

715
00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:05,120
那就是说两个人就是同一个人了
对不对？

716
00:38:05,230 --> 00:38:06,220
对啊

717
00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:10,920
你呢爱上了高秀萍
而阿奇却爱上了邵芳芳

718
00:38:11,230 --> 00:38:14,230
换句话说
兄弟俩爱上了同一个人了对吧？

719
00:38:15,340 --> 00:38:16,100
对啊

720
00:38:16,490 --> 00:38:19,290
芳芳妈知道你是芳芳的男朋友

721
00:38:19,490 --> 00:38:22,590
宝珠妈以为你是宝珠的男朋友

722
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:26,360
也就是说两家都认定
你是未来的女婿是不是？

723
00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:27,290
是啊

724
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,960
那你真是自己找死

725
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,760
我现在就是不知道怎么死

726
00:38:31,070 --> 00:38:32,230
你说我怎么出去面对她们呢？

727
00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:33,820
等下吃饭你说怎么办才好

728
00:38:35,660 --> 00:38:36,700
我看这样吧

729
00:38:37,580 --> 00:38:40,940
你坐宝珠那边

730
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,650
我坐芳芳旁边

731
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:43,860
那不就得了

732
00:38:43,970 --> 00:38:44,580
阿奇呢？

733
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,360
这样吧, 我坐宝珠中间
你坐宝珠旁边

734
00:38:48,540 --> 00:38:49,380
阿奇呢？

735
00:38:49,810 --> 00:38:51,670
那我跟宝珠坐, 你跟芳芳坐

736
00:38:51,810 --> 00:38:55,580
阿奇根本就不可以在这里
你说怎么弄

737
00:38:56,580 --> 00:38:57,840
叫他走啊…

738
00:38:57,950 --> 00:39:00,300
你以为你是罗先生, 叫他走

739
00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:02,740
我有办法就不找你啦

740
00:39:03,490 --> 00:39:07,680
二哥, 你一向机灵冷静, 聪明伶俐

741
00:39:07,890 --> 00:39:10,830
英俊潇洒, 玉树临风, 高大威猛

742
00:39:11,430 --> 00:39:13,120
你帮我想想办法, 好不好？

743
00:39:13,260 --> 00:39:14,130
我尽量吧

744
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:15,530
别说尽量

745
00:39:16,670 --> 00:39:19,000
你们两个怎么在这儿
外面已经开席了

746
00:39:19,270 --> 00:39:20,060
阿奇

747
00:39:20,170 --> 00:39:20,900
你看看

748
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,028
忍着

749
00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:27,028
你怎么把他打晕啦？

750
00:39:27,710 --> 00:39:28,840
你叫我想办法的嘛

751
00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:33,710
我看只好一不做二不休

752
00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:36,540
把他拉回家喝酱油吧, 来

753
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:41,740
他怎么啦？

754
00:39:43,220 --> 00:39:44,780
喝醉酒了

755
00:39:46,460 --> 00:39:48,330
还没开席就醉成这个样子

756
00:39:49,030 --> 00:39:51,260
跟人家划拳
三杯下肚就这德性了

757
00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:52,990
阿峰, 你先送他回去

758
00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:54,700
那先失陪啦
快走吧

759
00:39:54,770 --> 00:39:55,790
别让风吹到

760
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,440
他跟谁划拳

761
00:40:01,485 --> 00:40:02,300
大家别客气

762
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,680
让我来

763
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,250
罗先生

764
00:40:18,330 --> 00:40:19,290
谢谢

765
00:40:19,630 --> 00:40:20,320
罗太太

766
00:40:20,430 --> 00:40:20,990
谢谢

767
00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:24,540
阿源, 你除了会演戏也很会做人

768
00:40:24,860 --> 00:40:27,100
阿源人好谁都知道的

769
00:40:27,580 --> 00:40:29,130
罗先生过奖了

770
00:40:29,810 --> 00:40:31,240
我以前是跑堂的

771
00:40:31,660 --> 00:40:33,380
他平常也很照顾我们

772
00:40:33,660 --> 00:40:37,270
岂止我们
他对那些小工也一样那么好的

773
00:40:37,450 --> 00:40:40,280
是啊…源哥对我真是恩重如山

774
00:40:40,450 --> 00:40:42,680
对我们老人家也好

775
00:40:42,950 --> 00:40:44,480
各位够了…

776
00:40:44,690 --> 00:40:46,990
你们说的我脸都红了

777
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,060
你看多好, 有人帮你做广告

778
00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:52,590
他当然好啦
不然的话我怎么会把宝珠跟他…

779
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:53,820
干杯

780
00:41:01,670 --> 00:41:03,330
我们一起来敬罗先生, 干杯

781
00:41:03,470 --> 00:41:04,630
干杯

782
00:41:04,740 --> 00:41:05,870
恭喜罗先生

783
00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:06,670
来…

784
00:41:06,810 --> 00:41:07,780
随便…请用

785
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:08,810
别客气…请用

786
00:41:20,290 --> 00:41:23,380
来宾谢源先生请到柜台听电话

787
00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:26,100
源哥, 好像叫你出去听电话

788
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:27,990
快点去听电话吧

789
00:41:28,630 --> 00:41:31,220
好的, 对不起, 失陪了

790
00:41:32,670 --> 00:41:33,640
死了没有？

791
00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:35,020
就快断气了

792
00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:38,180
你现在还死不了
等会散席你才死定了呢

793
00:41:38,260 --> 00:41:39,340
先送谁回家呢？

794
00:41:39,940 --> 00:41:41,700
对啊, 先送谁回家

795
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,340
小姐, 不好意思
我们有点事想聊聊

796
00:41:45,450 --> 00:41:46,410
对不起…

797
00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:53,410
我跟你说

798
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:57,220
等一会你先送宝珠回家呢
芳芳妈一定不放过你

799
00:41:57,820 --> 00:42:01,140
假如你送芳芳回家呢
薇姨一定把你头拧下来

800
00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:03,760
反正你是得死了
我真不知道你怎么死

801
00:42:04,220 --> 00:42:05,860
那怎么办

802
00:42:06,170 --> 00:42:08,460
你知道, 她们两个的妈都不是善类

803
00:42:08,620 --> 00:42:10,460
杀人放火什么事都做得出来的

804
00:42:10,710 --> 00:42:12,220
对啊, 那到底怎么办

805
00:42:12,770 --> 00:42:15,870
一不做二不休索性公诸于世

806
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,240
告诉大家谢源爱芳芳

807
00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:21,210
宝珠对不起, 请回家歇着吧

808
00:42:22,020 --> 00:42:23,580
可是今天有这么多记者

809
00:42:23,820 --> 00:42:26,220
这么一说, 宝珠以后怎么见人

810
00:42:26,660 --> 00:42:27,780
这也是

811
00:42:28,090 --> 00:42:31,490
这样吧, 干脆自己把自己灌醉了

812
00:42:31,740 --> 00:42:32,990
再不就装醉

813
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:37,260
那么到时候我就只好老招再用
就像对阿奇一样

814
00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:40,660
那么我就把你拖走
你呀一溜就溜走不就得了

815
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:41,650
对啊

816
00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:42,080
对吧

817
00:42:42,150 --> 00:42:45,180
就像阿奇一样, 晕倒了
什么都不知道不就得了

818
00:42:45,820 --> 00:42:46,940
好, 就这么决定

819
00:42:47,420 --> 00:42:50,100
你呢先进去

820
00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:51,980
五分钟之后我就进来

821
00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:53,350
对表

822
00:42:53,900 --> 00:42:55,390
现在是格林威治时间就是…

823
00:42:55,485 --> 00:42:57,470
你别逗了？对什么屁表

824
00:42:57,570 --> 00:43:00,040
我又没表
你自己看时间进来好不好？

825
00:43:00,210 --> 00:43:01,260
好啦…

826
00:43:01,410 --> 00:43:02,340
还有…

827
00:43:02,820 --> 00:43:04,130
装醉是怎么样的

828
00:43:04,410 --> 00:43:07,300
你走路歪七扭八
语无伦次, 认错人之后

829
00:43:07,740 --> 00:43:09,540
打几声酒嗝不就行了？

830
00:43:40,150 --> 00:43:41,540
不会吧

831
00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:50,340
谢源…你听到没有…

832
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:52,660
我们刚才好像没有关麦克风