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==难兄难弟 GOTV 第17集==
===1010U===

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你有没有搞错

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什么东西不好玩？你玩泡马子

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还一泡泡两个人

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对不起，罗先生

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罗先生，这件事是我们不对

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不过我们不…

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对啊，罗先生
其实，你要骂的话骂我吧

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不关谢源的事

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宝珠，不要随便乱说

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芳芳，不关自己的事别揽在身上

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对，罗先生，不关宝珠和芳芳的事
是我一个人的错

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其实罪魁祸首应该是我们两个

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对啊，都是我们不好

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好好的做什么红娘
想要撮合宝珠跟谢源

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谁知道闯出祸来

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任姐、仙姐别这样

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都是我谢源自找的

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好了

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现在到底谁对谁错都没有关系

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阿源，现在怎么办

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罗先生

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对了，你到底喜欢谁呀

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对啊，说啊，你喜欢谁呀

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你别指一指就算了
那边有两个人，你到底指得是谁呀

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我一直都喜欢芳芳

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宝珠只是个误会

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我早说过小虾有眼光嘛

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这种花心萝卜
我们宝珠不会喜欢他的

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好了…现在当务之急呢

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就是怎么样出去跟外面的记者说

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小杜

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在

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有什么办法

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头疼啊，当时有这么多记者在场

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你叫我想什么办法嘛，除非…

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除非什么

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除非大家肯帮忙

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说刚才发生的事情
是这部戏宣传的伎俩

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不过…

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不过什么
你说话别那么多断句好不好

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你找死呀你

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不过这部戏要改一改了

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我们把编剧碌明找来

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把戏路改一改，这样才推出去

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那你还不去找碌明

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站着像木头一样

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各位，我失陪了

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先摆平他吧

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老三

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你这个臭乔峰

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拿这么小的橙塞我的嘴巴

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你是不是想把我噎死
你到底想怎么样

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不是…

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老三，你先听我说，别那么激动

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快说

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对啊…我们这样做也是为了你好

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是啊，怕你做傻事才这么对你的

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你再不放我，你们才做傻事呢

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你这个臭乔峰把我打昏
又绑着我塞住我的嘴巴

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你们到底想干什么

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老三，你听我说

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说

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我说完之后，你要冷静

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要镇定

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千万别拼命

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到底什么事

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老三，其实我们是想告诉你
阿源跟阿萍谈恋爱的事情

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不过你听完之后别生气

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你有毛病，阿源跟阿萍谈恋爱
关我屁事，我生什么气

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可是如果阿萍和芳芳是同一个人呢

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不可能吧

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行了，芳芳姐

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谢谢

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芳芳

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宝珠

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你找我什么事

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芳芳，其实…我跟源哥真的没什么

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真的没事，你千万别生他的气

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我没生他的气

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那么…你能不能叫他别生我的气

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他没生你的气

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真的？

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整件事情只是个误会
我们不会放在心里的

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那实在太好了

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如果我有你们两个做我的朋友
那太好了

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我们早就已经是朋友了

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你们两个还肯跟我做朋友？

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当然肯了，除非你介意啦

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我不介意，不介意…

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行了

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有没有见过阿奇

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没有，我没见过他

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导演说他几天没有接通告了

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不知道他今天会不会来

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我看他是去散心了

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那天我跟他说完之后呢他也很冷静

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他不是孩子，有分寸的

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奇哥，你跑到哪儿去了
全世界找你找了几天了

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对不起，我去澳门玩两天

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导演，你快点拍吧，奇哥要睡觉

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奇哥，这样的

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这场戏的剧本改动过

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可是剧本还没有改好

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不过没关系，这场戏很简单

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就是说你跟源哥同时爱上芳芳

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同时翻脸，同时间…

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行了，不用说了

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WELL，OK

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阿奇，怎么这么晚

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导演，可以开始了

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“爱人结婚了”二十八场TAKE 1

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预备

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ACTION

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神父开始

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陈芬芬小姐

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你愿意嫁给张家明为妻吗

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我愿意

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伟民，我们好像没请你…

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你真对得起我

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伟民，事情跟家明没关系

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要怪，你怪我吧

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不关你的事

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你

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我当你兄弟

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你当我流鼻涕

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对不起

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阿源

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你冷静点

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你说什么对不起

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你知道我为什么要打你吗

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因为你一直把我当傻瓜

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你明知道我喜欢她，想追求她

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你不告诉我，为什么

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为什么你要这样子耍我

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你有没有想过我的感受

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你有没有把我当是你的兄弟

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阿奇

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你不用再说了

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以前的事情

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就当我今天通通还给你

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以后大家谁也不欠谁

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你不再是我的好兄弟

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CUT

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太棒了，好

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奇哥，你知道你打伤源哥的脸吗

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对啊
我打伤源哥？

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对啊…

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不可能吧，我们是拍戏

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轻轻打到脸上怎么会打伤呢

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是人肉，不是豆腐

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不会的

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可是听说你跟源哥有心病

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对啊

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我跟他有心病？

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是啊

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是谁说的

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冯仁吭呀，他说一半不说了

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说什么三角恋爱到底是不是真的

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冯仁吭的话你也相信

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他说什么三角恋爱？没有三角恋爱

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三角裤我倒有半打

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真会开玩笑

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奇哥，你到底跟源哥有没有闹意见

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闹意见？

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当然没有了

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源哥…

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好吗

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阿源…

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怎么了？在说什么？什么闹意见
没什么

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说我们情同手足
内裤都可以混着穿

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就是啊

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对了，怎么样？你的嘴没事吧

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没事

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拍戏当中当然会有一点点碰撞

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史丹尼拉夫斯基说

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拍戏一定要认真、投入

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这是人肉，你当豆腐？

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没那么容易受伤的嘛对不对

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你真有演员道德

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还有啊

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那个冯仁吭到处说我们有心病

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还搞什么三角恋爱

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不会吧，三角恋爱？

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对啊

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三角裤我倒有半打

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源哥真是风趣

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怎么样？我们没心病吧

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那没办法了，你们也没吵架

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没东西写，我们交不了差了

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是啊…

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那不如为我们照张相

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兄弟两个照张相回去交差
对，照张相吧

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不要乱写

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好…

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看这边，笑一笑…

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看这边…

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好，辛苦了

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谢谢你们，谢谢…

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再见…
拜拜

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改天喝茶

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拜拜
再见

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冯仁吭真多嘴，弄得记者来问

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不好意思

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其实芳芳的事我应该早点…

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你不要再说了

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不是啊，因为罗先生…

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我告诉你

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你说来说去都那么几句

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你嘴巴不累我耳朵都累了

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那我…被你打了一拳了

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这样好了，耶稣说的，打完这边

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打这边，来

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是人肉，你当是豆腐？疼的

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就这么算了好了

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你说得真轻松就这么算了

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我告诉你，为了这件事
四天睡不着觉

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迷迷糊糊，吃个干炒牛河
连蟑螂都吞进肚子里

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第八届亚太区影展
最佳男配角就是…

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“爱人结婚了”的乔峰

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我呀…

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最佳女配角也是
“爱人结婚了”的王兰卿

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最佳编剧
“爱人结婚了”的周碌明

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最佳导演，“爱人结婚了”的龙干

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最佳女主角就是
“爱人结婚了”的邵芳芳和程宝珠

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今届的影帝就是
“爱人结婚了”的谢源

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最佳影片就是“爱人结婚了”

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你怎么了？干嘛垂头丧气的

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是不是有心事？说来听听

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你不会明白的

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你得了奖，怎么会明白
得不到奖的人的心情

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原来你为得奖的事情

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你不用不开心的，如果你喜欢的话

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我把我的送给你

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傻瓜，奖是你的，给我有个屁用

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那你不要这么不开心

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怎么开心

238
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,060
通通都得奖，就是我没有

239
00:13:03,270 --> 00:13:04,130
多丢人

240
00:13:06,670 --> 00:13:08,640
这些奖，是罗先生买回来的

241
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,400
什么，奖是买回来的？

242
00:13:10,510 --> 00:13:11,070
对啊

243
00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:15,340
有没有搞错？他给每个人都买个奖
不给我买，这算什么意思

244
00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:18,710
可能罗先生钱不够吧

245
00:13:18,850 --> 00:13:20,820
钱不够跟我要嘛，我自己付

246
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:24,020
弄得那么傻兮兮的没得奖
像个小丑一样

247
00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:26,910
这样好了

248
00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:29,700
如果你想得奖的话
我带你去一个地方

249
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,510
保证你可以得奖，好不好

250
00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:39,800
你说过带我去拿奖

251
00:13:39,970 --> 00:13:41,230
跑到沙滩来干什么

252
00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:42,630
很快就有了

253
00:13:42,870 --> 00:13:43,570
哪里啊

254
00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,040
流星

255
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,050
你所说的，就是流星？

256
00:13:53,670 --> 00:13:55,100
快点对着流星许个愿吧

257
00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,640
我听人家说，很灵的

258
00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:59,460
说的那个人就是我，我骗你的

259
00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:02,440
流星一下就溜走，怎么会灵验

260
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,571
灵的星，应该叫灵星才对

261
00:14:07,820 --> 00:14:09,660
你为甚说谎来骗我

262
00:14:10,540 --> 00:14:13,380
害得我以为我可以跟谢源谈恋爱

263
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,660
原来最讨厌的人就是你

264
00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:22,340
好了，是我不对，行了吧

265
00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:25,020
你看你

266
00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:27,480
跟人家道歉，一点诚意都没有

267
00:14:28,628 --> 00:14:30,320
一点没把人家当朋友

268
00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:33,050
你一不开心

269
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:36,290
我就带你来看流星，还安慰你

270
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,890
现在该我不开心了

271
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,470
你连问候人家一句话都没有
还要气人家

272
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,360
你知不知道我干嘛一个人去吃东西

273
00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:53,070
那好吧，宝珠姐，你干嘛不开心

274
00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:55,840
干嘛一个人去吃东西

275
00:14:56,860 --> 00:15:00,180
人家第一次谈恋爱就失恋了

276
00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:02,180
当然伤心了

277
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:05,750
你以为就你失恋啊？我也失恋

278
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,450
那我是真的喜欢源哥

279
00:15:08,685 --> 00:15:10,760
那我也是真心真意喜欢芳芳

280
00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:13,060
我可以为源哥三天不吃饭

281
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,830
我可以为芳芳一年不买马票

282
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,360
可是我喜欢源哥多一点

283
00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:18,870
我喜欢芳芳多一点

284
00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:20,560
我说我喜欢源哥多一点

285
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:21,860
我喜欢芳芳多一点

286
00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:26,030
源哥…
芳芳…

287
00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:27,820
源哥
芳…

288
00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:30,780
源…哥

289
00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:37,120
芳芳

290
00:15:37,690 --> 00:15:38,660
源哥

291
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,060
你…没事吧

292
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:08,900
没事

293
00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:11,700
你有没有

294
00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:13,760
我？我没事

295
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,140
这里很邪门，差点出事

296
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,640
还不快走

297
00:16:19,257 --> 00:16:20,180
走

298
00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:22,410
你先走吧

299
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:23,810
好

300
00:16:31,730 --> 00:16:33,020
到了，进去吧

301
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,290
这么快就到了

302
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:38,030
我们再兜兜风吧

303
00:16:38,670 --> 00:16:42,600
还兜什么风？很晚了，进去睡吧

304
00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:46,140
人家连续几晚都睡不着

305
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,540
这么早回家，还是睡不着觉的

306
00:16:51,950 --> 00:16:53,700
你不要胡思乱想了

307
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,310
我们去吃宵夜吧

308
00:16:56,850 --> 00:17:00,250
我听师父说，九龙城有家小店
粥很有名的

309
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,050
辉记是吧？在九龙城寨旁边

310
00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:04,590
你没去过吗

311
00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:07,290
没有啊，那我们到底去不去

312
00:17:07,430 --> 00:17:10,090
我带你去，吃完马上回家

313
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:22,430
辉记

314
00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:23,440
好久不见了

315
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,480
要两碗你的驰名粥给我

316
00:17:25,850 --> 00:17:28,370
奇哥你实在给面子
今晚又来光顾我

317
00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:30,680
没有，带程宝珠来尝尝你的粥

318
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,380
宝珠姐？宝珠姐都来了

319
00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:36,680
所有的巨星都光临了

320
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,190
芳芳姐刚刚才走

321
00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:39,760
是吗

322
00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:40,620
是啊

323
00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:43,270
待会吃完把碗还给你

324
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:44,180
好的

325
00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:48,110
干嘛

326
00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:49,050
好香

327
00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:50,320
小心烫

328
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:01,300
别这样

329
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:01,980
什么

330
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,780
干嘛瞪着眼看人家？你这么色

331
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,580
什么色？每个人都是这样

332
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,020
不光是我，所有男人都这样

333
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:13,280
麻烦拿一下

334
00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:14,610
怎么了？你不吃啦

335
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:15,660
不是

336
00:18:15,810 --> 00:18:16,700
你去哪里

337
00:18:17,650 --> 00:18:19,420
男人事情别管那么多

338
00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:23,080
辉记

339
00:18:23,390 --> 00:18:25,080
帮我看着车子，人有三急

340
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:26,520
行…没问题

341
00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:27,350
谢谢

342
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:50,140
你走路不长眼睛啊？过分

343
00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:53,220
我钱包呢？是你

344
00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:55,950
你这个小偷

345
00:18:56,890 --> 00:18:58,100
你拿了我的钱包

346
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:05,700
你这个小偷，你偷了我钱包，别跑

347
00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:12,060
小兄弟，干嘛那么急？到上面再说

348
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:12,930
走开

349
00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:18,240
奇哥

350
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:20,240
奇哥…

351
00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:21,440
有没有看到个戴帽子的男人

352
00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:22,540
你朋友？在上面

353
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,760
奇哥好英俊…

354
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,960
你还想跑？快把钱包还给我

355
00:19:59,170 --> 00:20:00,000
我什么时候拿你钱包了

356
00:20:00,170 --> 00:20:00,900
还说没有？

357
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,090
我当然没有了，你干什么…

358
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,000
还给我…
别动手动脚的

359
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,570
警察临检，开灯

360
00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:07,100
全都不要动

361
00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:08,420
好了，你完了

362
00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:10,970
警察先生，他偷了我的钱包
所以我追到这里来抓他

363
00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:11,870
他

364
00:20:12,150 --> 00:20:12,580
他偷你钱包？

365
00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:13,370
没错

366
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,170
警察，我也是上来看表演的嘛

367
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,610
好好的被人冤枉偷东西

368
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,080
你还不承认？刚才我在巷子里小便

369
00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:21,260
谁知道他碰我一下，所以…

370
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:22,150
怎么了

371
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,170
怎么…怎么我的钱包会在这儿

372
00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:27,110
警官

373
00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:29,370
奇哥，虽然我不是你的影迷

374
00:20:29,550 --> 00:20:30,710
可是大家都是男人

375
00:20:31,010 --> 00:20:32,880
喜欢看艳舞，心照不宣啦

376
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:35,780
你…警官，我真的不是来看艳舞的

377
00:20:35,950 --> 00:20:38,340
我刚刚为了抓他
所以跑到这儿来，你相信我

378
00:20:38,690 --> 00:20:40,320
我是李奇，你相信我…

379
00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:41,550
我认识你，演戏的嘛

380
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:42,490
对，没错…

381
00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:43,560
给我靠边站

382
00:20:44,730 --> 00:20:45,720
警官，是真的

383
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:47,420
我的钱包被偷了所以来这儿的
靠边站

384
00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:51,100
罗氏小生XX奇
有戏不演，勇闯淫窟

385
00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:53,940
李xx荒淫无道看艳舞

386
00:20:54,780 --> 00:20:58,780
你有没有搞错？昨天被人抓
今天的报纸全都登出来了

387
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,670
你是不是不想混了

388
00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:02,140
你是个明星

389
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:03,670
你要看跑远一点嘛

390
00:21:03,828 --> 00:21:05,540
罗先生，我真的没有去看

391
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,050
我当时真的钱包被人偷了

392
00:21:07,150 --> 00:21:08,480
后来追呀追的追到上面

393
00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:11,720
我真的冤枉，你不相信你问问宝珠

394
00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:13,550
当时她跟我在一起吃宵夜

395
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:14,380
对不对？宝珠

396
00:21:15,057 --> 00:21:15,742
宝珠

397
00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:18,380
阿奇钱包是不是被人偷了

398
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:19,310
对啊

399
00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:23,750
对，我是跟李奇去辉记吃粥

400
00:21:23,980 --> 00:21:26,540
然后呢他把粥搁下

401
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,280
去跟老板说了两句话

402
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,620
之后就进了巷子了

403
00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:33,190
对啊，去追小偷

404
00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:37,360
是不是就这么多

405
00:21:41,470 --> 00:21:42,990
还差了一点

406
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,570
李奇把粥搁下之后呢

407
00:21:46,270 --> 00:21:48,040
就看到一个非常妖艳的女人

408
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,000
就是搽绿色眼膏的那种

409
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:54,140
然后他就…色迷迷的看着人家

410
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,280
之后他就跟我说
我有男人事情要做

411
00:21:57,940 --> 00:22:00,720
然后就跑进巷子里去了

412
00:22:01,150 --> 00:22:04,610
宝珠姐，你不要加那么多
自己的主观角度进去行不行

413
00:22:04,930 --> 00:22:06,760
罗先生，事情并不是这样子的

414
00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:08,690
我看到的真的是这样的嘛

415
00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:09,920
怎么会是这样

416
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,430
你既然敢做就要敢承认

417
00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:13,800
你现在看看怎么解决这件事情吧

418
00:22:14,230 --> 00:22:15,530
我真的没有做过

419
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:16,670
你还说没有做过

420
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,240
给我把小杜叫进来

421
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:21,600
小杜啊

422
00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:25,210
罗先生，麻烦大了

423
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,040
奇哥那部“为人师表”
上片只有四十块

424
00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:32,080
有没有算错帐

425
00:22:32,550 --> 00:22:37,250
人家说你看艳舞
然后去做为人师表，不相信你

426
00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:40,820
对了，罗先生
现在外面那些院商吵个不停

427
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:41,890
怎么办

428
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:44,590
下片，立刻下片

429
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:45,460
罗先生

430
00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:48,870
换上曹发华那部
“九九九谁是真凶手”上去

431
00:22:49,370 --> 00:22:51,390
罗先生，这…
你那部，停下来

432
00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:55,340
那部“我爱迷你裙”拍好造型了

433
00:22:55,740 --> 00:22:56,300
对啊…

434
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,210
我说停下来就停下来

435
00:22:59,050 --> 00:23:01,810
让宝珠那部“女杀手”续集开拍

436
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:03,810
尽量利用片厂，别让片厂空着

437
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,040
罗先生，那我怎么办

438
00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:08,310
回家等电话，有戏拍再通知你

439
00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:10,990
还站在这儿干什么

440
00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,460
是…我马上去办

441
00:23:19,070 --> 00:23:20,560
奇哥，你别这样

442
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:24,570
你冷静点

443
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:26,610
你滚开，不要来烦我

444
00:23:27,410 --> 00:23:29,770
你看看你，你把人家东西打破了

445
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,940
还有地上到处都是水

446
00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:33,810
一会儿阿婶又要再拖地了

447
00:23:34,050 --> 00:23:35,820
你这个无赖、你这个混蛋
你现在高兴了

448
00:23:35,940 --> 00:23:38,080
我被罗先生冷冻了，你满意啦

449
00:23:38,390 --> 00:23:40,100
真是被你害惨了

450
00:23:40,550 --> 00:23:41,980
对不起

451
00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:45,620
如果我知道的话
我一定会帮你说谎的

452
00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:52,420
奇哥，你别这么激动

453
00:23:53,570 --> 00:23:55,090
你…你看你的手

454
00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:58,840
流血了

455
00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:02,170
你要发泄嘛，你不要打破镜子

456
00:24:02,540 --> 00:24:03,600
镜子没得罪你

457
00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:05,140
滚开，不用你管

458
00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:06,300
不要来装好人

459
00:24:06,450 --> 00:24:07,740
就算我死也不用你管

460
00:24:08,542 --> 00:24:09,810
你不要看不开

461
00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:11,240
你不开心就发泄好了

462
00:24:11,420 --> 00:24:13,250
你打我好了，你打我发泄吧

463
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,020
你烦死我了

464
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,050
你去哪儿？你想自杀？你不要去

465
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,520
你滚开，我不想再看到你

466
00:24:20,930 --> 00:24:21,420
奇哥

467
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:38,570
奇哥

468
00:24:38,850 --> 00:24:41,310
你真够无耻
居然跟我跟到家里来了

469
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,250
我怕你要死啊

470
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:47,220
你死我都没死，外面台风信号
你快点回家去吧，走

471
00:24:47,350 --> 00:24:48,290
我还是不放心

472
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,050
我要留下来再陪你一会儿

473
00:24:54,430 --> 00:24:58,800
居然刮风都刮不走，好
你要等是吗？你坐下来慢慢等吧

474
00:24:59,170 --> 00:25:00,030
再见

475
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,410
阿奇，阿峰啊

476
00:25:08,710 --> 00:25:10,230
现在中度台风，我回不来了

477
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,270
中度台风？

478
00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:13,880
是啊，我要在阿燕家里保护她

479
00:25:14,250 --> 00:25:15,240
阿燕出事了？

480
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,420
没事，不过我怕她有事

481
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,410
还有啊，所有工人我都带走了

482
00:25:19,650 --> 00:25:21,450
这一顿你自己到厨房找吃的吧

483
00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:24,280
好吧，随便，你们小心点

484
00:25:24,490 --> 00:25:24,920
拜拜

485
00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:26,080
好，再见

486
00:25:26,730 --> 00:25:30,890
糟了，中度台风？那我怎么回家

487
00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:31,930
我怎么知道

488
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,100
据天文台表示
台风嘉露于今晚午夜…

489
00:25:36,270 --> 00:25:37,260
这风真够大的啊

490
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:39,880
我看今晚还在刮

491
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,860
糟了，你怎么回家

492
00:25:42,740 --> 00:25:45,130
没关系，我打过电话给我妈
说我在这里

493
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:50,060
还心想叫阿欢阿乐阿今阿宵
来这里煮点好吃的给你们吃

494
00:25:50,420 --> 00:25:54,110
谁知道又是吃午餐肉、回锅肉
这些刮台风的罐头菜

495
00:25:54,290 --> 00:25:57,050
有什么关系，刮台风谁家不一样

496
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:59,120
不过他们技术不错

497
00:26:00,130 --> 00:26:01,920
是啊，我以后叫他们经常过来

498
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,440
你那么多废话干什么

499
00:26:03,550 --> 00:26:04,780
用力点，没吃饭啊

500
00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:07,910
阿燕，你对阿峰别那么凶

501
00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:09,950
对啊，人家对你不错

502
00:26:10,540 --> 00:26:12,490
伯父，也许她今天心情不好

503
00:26:12,660 --> 00:26:14,780
谁说我心情不好，我开心得很

504
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:17,580
你知道吗？李奇被罗氏冷冻了

505
00:26:18,130 --> 00:26:20,140
阿燕，你怎么知道

506
00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:23,360
报纸都登了，他活该，去看艳舞

507
00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,230
我看阿奇不是这种人

508
00:26:25,570 --> 00:26:26,540
阿奇不会这么做的

509
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,930
你认识他很久吗？敢帮他说好话

510
00:26:29,270 --> 00:26:30,830
进了警察局了还能是假吗

511
00:26:31,740 --> 00:26:33,710
没想到大好前途这样就没了

512
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,040
阿奇也真是的

513
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,370
熬了那么久才熬出头来

514
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:41,550
做出这种事，什么前途都没了

515
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,940
早知今日又何必当初呢

516
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,090
可是我听片场的人说
说阿奇是无辜的

517
00:26:47,590 --> 00:26:50,260
可是事实上罗氏真的把他冷冻了

518
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:51,860
没有工作让他做

519
00:26:53,930 --> 00:26:57,260
阿奇真可怜，一辈子这么倒楣

520
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:01,770
小小年纪妈就死了，长大了…

521
00:27:03,140 --> 00:27:04,440
长大怎么了

522
00:27:04,810 --> 00:27:05,870
没什么

523
00:27:06,110 --> 00:27:06,540
什么

524
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,110
什么？长大怎么了？你说下去

525
00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:13,850
什么？长大了闹出这…闹出这种事

526
00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:15,950
不顺利，很倒楣

527
00:27:16,650 --> 00:27:17,780
你是不是知道些什么

528
00:27:18,490 --> 00:27:22,860
什么？你知我知，其他不知道

529
00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:27,460
奇哥，你不要靠近窗子

530
00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:29,090
一会儿要是打雷

531
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:31,580
我怕雷公会打中你的

532
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,730
好，正好，一辈子都这样

533
00:27:37,870 --> 00:27:40,100
我死掉了更好

534
00:27:40,710 --> 00:27:42,940
算了，不就是冷冻嘛

535
00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:44,610
过阵子就没事了

536
00:27:45,750 --> 00:27:47,080
不需要安慰我

537
00:27:48,370 --> 00:27:50,230
我从小到大都这样

538
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,000
我这次完蛋了

539
00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:56,970
为什么上天非要耍我

540
00:27:57,610 --> 00:28:01,070
把我捧上天又把我摔下来

541
00:28:01,210 --> 00:28:04,310
倒不如加一脚踩死我算了

542
00:28:05,220 --> 00:28:07,080
奇哥，你不要再喝了

543
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:08,880
再喝的话你就醉了

544
00:28:08,940 --> 00:28:11,840
对，喝醉了更好

545
00:28:12,210 --> 00:28:14,180
让我永远都醉

546
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:19,450
不用再面对这个
残酷而不公平的世界

547
00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:23,340
人家有妈，我也有妈

548
00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:26,060
我妈妈早死

549
00:28:26,390 --> 00:28:28,550
你做明星，我做明星

550
00:28:29,190 --> 00:28:32,650
我熬到今时今日稍微像点样

551
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,780
怎么会…

552
00:28:38,770 --> 00:28:41,460
人家追邵芳芳，我追邵芳芳

553
00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:44,500
什么芳芳喜欢他不喜欢我

554
00:28:44,710 --> 00:28:46,500
为什么？为什么这样子

555
00:28:47,540 --> 00:28:51,780
奇哥，过去的事情
你就让它过去好了

556
00:28:52,580 --> 00:28:56,990
你不如把不高兴的事情
当粉笔字一样，擦干净

557
00:28:57,490 --> 00:28:58,750
通通都忘掉

558
00:28:59,590 --> 00:29:04,250
忘掉？把它擦掉？我可以吗…

559
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,330
不可以

560
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,940
你有没有试过被人用石头砸过

561
00:29:10,220 --> 00:29:11,780
被人骂过

562
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,620
被人骂你是犯人的儿子

563
00:29:14,820 --> 00:29:20,620
我老爸坐牢，坐牢啊
我怎么忘记，怎么能忘记

564
00:29:21,610 --> 00:29:24,050
原来你爸爸是个犯人

565
00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:26,180
没错

566
00:29:29,390 --> 00:29:33,550
现在…除了我妈之外

567
00:29:35,390 --> 00:29:38,790
就只有阿源和你知道

568
00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:44,770
我不可以让人知道我是犯人的儿子

569
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,500
我不可以

570
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,340
如果被人知道

571
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:51,400
我一定不会放过你

572
00:29:56,810 --> 00:30:00,150
不能喝你别喝那么多

573
00:30:04,250 --> 00:30:06,020
你这么重、他这么重

574
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,720
我也那么重

575
00:30:08,590 --> 00:30:09,490
上床吧

576
00:30:13,430 --> 00:30:15,220
吃那么多当然重了

577
00:30:15,830 --> 00:30:17,390
好，快减肥吧

578
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,220
不会喝别喝那么多

579
00:30:21,970 --> 00:30:24,870
我好累，快睡觉

580
00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:32,280
不行，回自己的房间睡

581
00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:36,010
关上门

582
00:30:39,390 --> 00:30:43,380
我的房间呢？左手边第二间

583
00:30:44,290 --> 00:30:47,390
雷电交加，第一间，快关上

584
00:30:50,470 --> 00:30:51,590
第二间

585
00:30:56,870 --> 00:30:57,860
是厕所

586
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,040
左，左手，左

587
00:31:01,310 --> 00:31:02,870
对，左手左脚

588
00:31:03,210 --> 00:31:05,200
对，这边第一间

589
00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:08,620
第二间

590
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,610
阿峰锁上了

591
00:31:16,430 --> 00:31:18,760
第二间，好，我进去

592
00:31:19,030 --> 00:31:21,690
打不开？好，我踢

593
00:31:22,070 --> 00:31:23,560
好，关上门

594
00:31:26,370 --> 00:31:27,530
好困啊

595
00:31:28,370 --> 00:31:31,640
真要命，脱不掉

596
00:31:32,230 --> 00:31:34,560
还是脱不掉…

597
00:31:35,300 --> 00:31:36,280
脱

598
00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:38,320
脱下来了

599
00:31:39,830 --> 00:31:40,990
脱裤子

600
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,410
好困啊

601
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,110
好热啊

602
00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:34,820
不要吵，快睡

603
00:32:36,460 --> 00:32:37,720
你…

604
00:32:37,890 --> 00:32:40,260
你…你这个衣冠禽兽，你…

605
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,420
我？怎么会…怎么会这样

606
00:32:43,140 --> 00:32:44,100
你污辱我

607
00:32:44,260 --> 00:32:45,500
我？
还想不承认

608
00:32:45,670 --> 00:32:46,560
我污辱你？

609
00:32:47,330 --> 00:32:49,800
别乱来，今天没工人，我要捡哪

610
00:32:49,870 --> 00:32:50,700
你这个衣冠禽兽

611
00:32:50,940 --> 00:32:52,270
怎么会变成这个样子

612
00:32:52,890 --> 00:32:54,220
你一定是不想负责任

613
00:32:54,490 --> 00:32:57,020
我…我不是那种人
我一定会负责任的

614
00:32:57,860 --> 00:32:59,100
你真的肯负责任？

615
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,740
想不负责任都不行了

616
00:33:12,885 --> 00:33:13,714
对不起…

617
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:14,810
奇哥

618
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,140
是你？

619
00:33:17,310 --> 00:33:20,340
开玩笑，这么快？过两天就要生了

620
00:33:21,820 --> 00:33:22,280
这么大

621
00:33:22,450 --> 00:33:23,210
不是啊

622
00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:26,280
我今天演大肚子，拍“玉女添丁”

623
00:33:27,220 --> 00:33:29,900
被你吓死了，以为你有了

624
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,760
是不是我有了，你就想不认帐

625
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,420
我…
你是不是想不负责任

626
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,580
我…我不是

627
00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:40,620
本来是来找阿峰

628
00:33:40,770 --> 00:33:43,780
看到你这个样子
当然吓了一跳了，对不对

629
00:33:44,210 --> 00:33:46,570
刀那你到底是不是真的不想负责任

630
00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:49,040
你别老问我了，好烦的

631
00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:51,840
我真的很想知道
你是不是不想负责任

632
00:33:52,020 --> 00:33:54,300
好，够了，不要再说了

633
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:55,550
我去找阿峰

634
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:58,750
我求求你不要在我面前再说

635
00:33:59,790 --> 00:34:01,760
明晚再找你，再见

636
00:34:25,210 --> 00:34:25,980
莲姐

637
00:34:26,580 --> 00:34:28,280
你吐得这么辛苦，你没事吧

638
00:34:28,890 --> 00:34:31,480
没事，怀了孩子是这么辛苦的

639
00:34:31,850 --> 00:34:33,220
吃一颗酸梅就没事了

640
00:34:33,690 --> 00:34:34,590
你也吃一颗吧

641
00:34:44,030 --> 00:34:45,360
真的好很多

642
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,660
对啊，带点酸梅在身上会很有用的

643
00:34:49,060 --> 00:34:53,290
对了，宝珠姐
是我怀了孩子，你干嘛吐啊

644
00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:59,060
我是吃错了东西，没有别的…

645
00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:02,780
我知道了

646
00:35:03,050 --> 00:35:04,990
我吐是因为我吃得太多了

647
00:35:05,460 --> 00:35:07,390
吃太多，谁都会吐啦

648
00:35:09,771 --> 00:35:15,230
吃酸东西…也许我刚刚想吃酸东西

649
00:35:16,230 --> 00:35:17,600
没事的

650
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,960
应该没事的，我的腰也没有硬

651
00:35:25,220 --> 00:35:27,340
不行，得试试看

652
00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:41,940
再试一次

653
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:52,450
糟了…我的腰真的硬了

654
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:01,420
糟了…有肚子了

655
00:36:03,885 --> 00:36:05,228
突出来的是什么

656
00:36:06,930 --> 00:36:08,730
不会是孩子的手脚吧

657
00:36:10,270 --> 00:36:11,400
糟了

658
00:36:11,540 --> 00:36:12,300
宝珠

659
00:36:13,310 --> 00:36:14,600
干什么大惊小怪的

660
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,610
没事，妈

661
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,380
佐治来了，下楼跟他聊聊天

662
00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:23,020
我不去了，我想早一点休息

663
00:36:23,670 --> 00:36:27,300
人家来了这么久
下楼跟他聊几句，乖

664
00:36:28,470 --> 00:36:29,800
小姐快下来了

665
00:36:31,070 --> 00:36:32,300
你再等一下

666
00:36:32,530 --> 00:36:33,220
佐治

667
00:36:33,590 --> 00:36:34,150
伯母

668
00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:35,090
宝珠下来了

669
00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:36,390
小姐来了
宝珠

670
00:36:40,380 --> 00:36:41,790
坐呀，坐…

671
00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:48,240
宝珠你今天走路很特别

672
00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:52,170
有什么特别？我一直都是这么走的

673
00:36:52,850 --> 00:36:55,980
宝珠，有点礼貌，佐治是客人

674
00:36:56,180 --> 00:36:59,480
没关系，伯母
我经常跟宝珠开玩笑的

675
00:36:59,940 --> 00:37:01,120
谁跟你开玩笑

676
00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:03,080
佐治，你们慢慢聊

677
00:37:03,190 --> 00:37:03,920
好

678
00:37:04,190 --> 00:37:05,920
跟我进去吧，碍手碍脚的

679
00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:13,220
宝珠，我觉得…

680
00:37:13,885 --> 00:37:15,830
你最近老是想躲开我

681
00:37:16,740 --> 00:37:18,430
我又不是最近才这样

682
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,900
我一直都在躲着你

683
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,320
我知道，你在生我的气嘛

684
00:37:24,830 --> 00:37:27,090
你气我把你跟谢源的事情说出来

685
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,130
对不起，我不是故意的嘛，我…

686
00:37:30,670 --> 00:37:32,330
原来真的是你说的

687
00:37:32,570 --> 00:37:33,800
我真的不是故意的

688
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,630
我是一个受过高等教育的人

689
00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:38,140
出入上流社会

690
00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:40,460
我知道能说什么不能说什么

691
00:37:41,910 --> 00:37:44,810
比如说家杰现在跟狄嬅正在谈恋爱

692
00:37:45,114 --> 00:37:46,510
我没有跟任何人说过

693
00:37:46,620 --> 00:37:48,140
连伯母都不知道的

694
00:37:50,714 --> 00:37:51,580
伯母

695
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:54,120
家杰

696
00:37:54,470 --> 00:37:55,960
我有个字不会念

697
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:57,300
你帮我看看

698
00:38:01,950 --> 00:38:02,680
家杰

699
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,520
妈妈，你怎么会来了

700
00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:09,630
当然有人不希望我来了

701
00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,430
你被人骗了，傻瓜

702
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:12,870
妈，你误会了

703
00:38:14,010 --> 00:38:15,840
我跟狄嬅是真心相爱的

704
00:38:16,150 --> 00:38:18,110
你还搂着她，走开呀你

705
00:38:18,180 --> 00:38:18,670
妈咪

706
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,020
你呀真有本事

707
00:38:20,190 --> 00:38:21,490
弄得我儿子迷迷糊糊的

708
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,300
这么多人你不勾勾我儿子

709
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,170
妈，你真的误会了

710
00:38:25,660 --> 00:38:26,940
阿嬅不是那种人

711
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:29,660
你在外国住得太久了
什么都不知道

712
00:38:29,780 --> 00:38:32,580
走到路上，到处都是她的老相好
傻瓜

713
00:38:33,550 --> 00:38:36,670
程太太，我知道你对我没有好感

714
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,340
你怀疑我是坏女人嘛，对不对

715
00:38:40,220 --> 00:38:41,780
我不介意你这样看

716
00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:44,290
可是你不可以侮辱我的人格

717
00:38:46,914 --> 00:38:49,420
妈…你怎么可以这么做

718
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,620
被人家老婆泼水，我尝试得多了

719
00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:55,730
被人家妈泼水，这还是第一次

720
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,470
阿嬅，你去哪里

721
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:00,500
失陪

722
00:39:01,270 --> 00:39:02,100
阿嬅

723
00:39:03,780 --> 00:39:05,440
你实在太过分了

724
00:39:07,310 --> 00:39:09,210
家杰，回来啊

725
00:39:09,914 --> 00:39:10,810
放着

726
00:39:12,150 --> 00:39:15,020
薇姐，不要哭得太伤心了

727
00:39:15,290 --> 00:39:17,690
俗话说儿孙自有儿孙福嘛

728
00:39:18,290 --> 00:39:19,920
我现在求上天收她

729
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,630
她简直害人不浅

730
00:39:22,630 --> 00:39:24,500
真没见过女人这么厉害

731
00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:27,828
不知道有多少男人
死在那个狄嬅手上

732
00:39:28,330 --> 00:39:30,390
那个混蛋狐狸精早点死

733
00:39:30,914 --> 00:39:33,440
我的儿子就可以逃出生天了

734
00:39:33,990 --> 00:39:36,510
那如果她就是不死的话呢

735
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,250
我就当没生你哥哥好了

736
00:39:40,085 --> 00:39:42,730
宝珠，你以后真要好好的听话

737
00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:46,130
妈妈所有的希望全在你的身上了

738
00:39:46,940 --> 00:39:48,300
对啊，你要乖一点

739
00:39:48,470 --> 00:39:50,030
别叫你妈这么伤心了

740
00:39:50,370 --> 00:39:51,240
对啊

741
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,140
妈，那如果…

742
00:39:54,380 --> 00:39:57,470
连我都不乖呢，你会怎么样

743
00:39:58,210 --> 00:40:00,310
那我趁早跳海算了

744
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,750
薇姐，看开一点
不要想不开

745
00:40:08,790 --> 00:40:09,820
你不开心？

746
00:40:11,190 --> 00:40:13,420
好，不开心早点回去休息

747
00:40:13,630 --> 00:40:14,760
不要走沙滩了

748
00:40:15,460 --> 00:40:16,780
不要，奇哥

749
00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:20,130
我有点事很想跟你说

750
00:40:20,770 --> 00:40:21,830
你快说

751
00:40:22,540 --> 00:40:24,560
不要再问我负不负责任

752
00:40:24,940 --> 00:40:25,900
不是啊

753
00:40:27,942 --> 00:40:31,050
不如…我们坐下来再说吧

754
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,110
好，坐下来

755
00:40:34,980 --> 00:40:36,320
你有什么快说吧

756
00:40:36,550 --> 00:40:38,380
不用开工也想早点睡

757
00:40:41,420 --> 00:40:42,360
说吧

758
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:45,690
奇哥

759
00:40:46,900 --> 00:40:50,620
自从中度台风那晚之后

760
00:40:51,780 --> 00:40:57,830
我心里一直都很不舒服，我怕…

761
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:06,070
你明不明白？我心里现在有点后悔

762
00:41:07,820 --> 00:41:13,450
我好像…好像怀孕了

763
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,340
奇哥…起来啊，下雨了

764
00:41:26,870 --> 00:41:28,300
奇哥，起来

765
00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:32,140
真的下雨了，快走

766
00:41:32,310 --> 00:41:34,900
走…走啊…

767
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,380
你干什么？上辈子没有淋过雨啊

768
00:41:42,690 --> 00:41:44,100
我不能跑

769
00:41:44,690 --> 00:41:45,620
你不能跑？

770
00:41:46,390 --> 00:41:47,260
我背你，来

771
00:41:47,428 --> 00:41:49,260
不要啦…

772
00:41:49,390 --> 00:41:50,020
来啊

773
00:41:50,330 --> 00:41:51,260
不要啦

774
00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:55,220
走

775
00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:58,820
不要啦，你还是把我放下来吧

776
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,420
为什么非要把你放下来

777
00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:03,130
你这样子会弄到孩子的

778
00:42:04,010 --> 00:42:05,140
什么弄到手指

779
00:42:05,670 --> 00:42:08,070
我是说我已经有了你的骨肉了

780
00:42:08,710 --> 00:42:10,240
什么…弄到你的骨肉

781
00:42:10,510 --> 00:42:13,300
我是说我已经有了你的孩子

782
00:42:13,380 --> 00:42:15,300
你很快就要当爸爸了

783
00:42:31,740 --> 00:42:32,620
爸爸？

784
00:42:34,220 --> 00:42:35,180
爸爸

785
00:42:40,940 --> 00:42:45,510
你砸我？我砸你…

786
00:42:49,085 --> 00:42:50,320
又吐血

787
00:42:50,890 --> 00:42:53,350
镇宇晓峰你们不要跟宣萱在这里玩

788
00:42:53,420 --> 00:42:55,220
不要吵让我写作行不行

789
00:42:57,190 --> 00:43:00,020
还是家良乖，待会买糖给你吃

790
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,540
拜托你不要日夜的写了

791
00:43:03,660 --> 00:43:06,060
叫他们不要吵嘛，我好烦

792
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,000
吵着可颐睡觉

793
00:43:08,171 --> 00:43:10,900
我一个人怎么看四个？你帮帮忙吧

794
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,820
你什么意思？你还好意思叫我帮忙

795
00:43:16,100 --> 00:43:18,660
如果不是你
我怎么会弄成这个样子

796
00:43:18,820 --> 00:43:21,220
吃没好吃的
连好一点的衣服都没有啊

797
00:43:21,460 --> 00:43:22,620
全都怪你呀

798
00:43:22,890 --> 00:43:24,280
你这是怪我了是吗

799
00:43:24,390 --> 00:43:24,940
怪你怎么样

800
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:26,550
当心我用水壶砸你的头

801
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:27,460
你试试看

802
00:43:27,620 --> 00:43:28,290
我不敢啊

803
00:43:31,330 --> 00:43:32,460
爸爸

804
00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:33,820
奇哥

805
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,285
不要叫我，我死了