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==难兄难弟 GOTV 第19集==
===1010U===

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吵什么？这么大声吓死我了

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我以为有暗号嘛

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谁说有暗号？快进来吧

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有没有江酥饼？

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我买了

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奇哥, 你不要这么心急

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开一罐午餐肉来吃好了

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罐头刀呢

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我不记得买了

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没关系, 我明天再买给你

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明天？明天这个时候

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我已经该游泳去大陆了

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奇哥, 难道你真的要走啊

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不走不行

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阿源他已经叫所有的人到处在找我

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原来…你真的拿走马票那些钱

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干脆你去自首吧

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没有, 我没有拿过马票

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我不知道丢到哪里了
那张马票我弄丢了

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连你都不相信我

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这个世界上没有人相信我了

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奇哥, 我相信你

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你相信我？我自己都不相信自己
你怎么相信我

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如果你真的拿了的话

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你就不会像现在这么背了

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连买江酥饼的钱都没有

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你不认为我把钱藏起来了吗

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如果你真的拿了那些钱的话

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你就不用游泳去大陆了

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你出得起钱, 有得是人带你去了

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你不认为我刚才说的话是骗你吗

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我知道你不会骗我的, 我相信你

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没想到你居然会相信我

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就算全世界人都不相信你

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我永远永远都相信你

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谢谢你, 珠妹

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奇哥

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珠妹

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里面的人听着

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你们已经被包围了

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我们数三十声

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如果你们再不出来

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我们就会冲进来

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格杀勿论

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想不到我信你, 你这样对我？

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我发誓, 我真的什么也没做过

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没想到你会报警抓我

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奇哥, 我没有, 我怎么会这么做呢

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程宝珠, 你早就知道我喜欢你

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你居然玩阴的, 你不喜欢我就说话

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奇哥, 我求求你相信我

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我真的是真心爱你的

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干脆我们一起走吧

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有多远就走多远

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你去哪儿我就去哪儿

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就算你要死的话, 我也跟你一起死

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算了

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不管是真是假
我们已经把心里的话都说出来了

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珠妹, 我爱你

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奇哥, 你不要出去

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快点, 你从后门走, 我帮你顶着

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你走开, 不然大家就会一起死了

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我不走

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如果要死的话, 我们一起死

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三、二…

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不要开枪

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你们不要开枪

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行动

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你们不要抓他
李奇、程宝珠？

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李奇是无辜的

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我不是要抓你, 是要抓你旁边那个

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危险, 原来三狼住在我隔壁

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那太好了, 奇哥
我们现在可以走了

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你们不能走

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你们要跟我们回去作笔录

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你快点说, 你马票藏哪儿去了

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没有, 我真的没有把马票藏起来
你们相信我

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信你？

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那一百多万啊, 你说不见就不见了

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你当我们是白痴

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跟他说那么多干什么

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这种卑鄙无耻的小人

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我今天替天行道
打死你这个臭小子

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别打…你们听阿奇说嘛

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你们听我说…听我说啊

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我真的不记得把马票放在哪里了

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阿源, 你最清楚我的为人了

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我真的不会这么做的

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冯仁吭

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你骗我的钱我都没放在心上了

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我怎么会为了张马票出卖朋友呢

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我真的不会这样做的

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你们听

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我骗他他都记得

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怎么可能不记得马票放哪里呢

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根本当我们傻瓜

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少跟他说那么多, 打他…

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别这样, 你别打

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打死他就打死他
留在世上有什么用

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这是我的地方, 打死他也没罪…

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对

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那马票是我的
信不信是我的事, 你们紧张什么

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阿源, 你是不是演戏演得太多啦

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你…你居然相信他？

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阿奇已经说不记得放在哪儿了
对不对

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是啊, 我真的不记得了

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就是啊

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大家别说那么多了, 听我说吧

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如果他有一百万的话

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早就跑出去玩了

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用得着审犯人一样被你们审吗

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对啊…

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可是…这一百万, 他不是…

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阿峰说得也对, 阿奇照理没这么笨

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对啊, 你们相信我

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如果我有一百多万

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我早就拿着钱跑了

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我怎么会在这儿呢

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好了…不要再说了

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大家是兄弟我一定信你的

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谢谢你, 阿源

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芳芳

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阿凤, 这么巧

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是啊

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我在外面听到你在这儿

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所以带孩子来给你看看

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长这么大了

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叫阿姨

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阿姨

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乖

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不好意思, 打扰你们了

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我下次约你吃饭再聊吧

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好啊, 我们再约

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好, 拜拜

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拜拜

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拜拜

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拜拜

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你有表姊我怎么不知道

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她不是我表姊, 是我以前的同学

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我看你学姊一定很辛苦了

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她的样子好憔悴

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她不是我学姊, 她是我同班同学

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她是不是留了很多级

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不是, 她跟我年龄一样大

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那她几岁啊

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比阿源小一岁, 二十六

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那你就是二十六了

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那你不就比我哥大一岁

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那就是跟我同年

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不是, 源哥二十七岁嘛

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你跟我说的

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天一岁地一岁, 虚岁不就是二十七

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你…你才只有二十五岁？

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无所谓, 一岁半岁的, 来, 喝茶…

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吃东西, 来

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你猜我是谁呀

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不猜啦

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为什么不猜？猜猜看

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我就是谢源

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你最喜欢谢源了

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妈说今天晚上炖了燕窝

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叫你上去喝, 补身体的

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不喝了, 我不用补身

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喝啦, 为什么不喝

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怎么了

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谁惹你生气啦

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告诉我谁惹你生气啦？好不好

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不要这样, 弄多了
皱纹都跑出来了

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等一下不漂亮了

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你走开, 不要烦我好不好

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我偏不走, 我就要烦你怎么样

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你怎么了？今天的头怎么…

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这头发又黄又开叉的

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谢源, 你说够了没有

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我才比你大一岁嘛
你也用不着这么糗我

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我…

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我…我没说你什么
我只想跟你说你…

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你不用说了, 我又老皱纹又多是吗

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头发又黄又开叉嘛, 你高兴啦

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我…我只想告诉你

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你的假发又黄又开叉
应该整理整理

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芳芳, 你别这样

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这种事也不能怪他

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女人比男人大, 男人心里不爽嘛

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你没听俗话说

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男人夏十一枝花, 女人三十喇叭花

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再过几年
你就像牵着个小孩子上街一样

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哪个男人不忌讳人家说他
爱上一个老女人

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妈, 你不要说了

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妈这也是为你好

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你一定要有心理淮备

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万一阿源真的不要你了
你也不用这么伤心

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来了

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是谢先生

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不要给他开门

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不要开门

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这也不是办法

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这样吧, 长痛不如短痛

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如果你怕他不要你

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你现在马上出去跟他好好说个清楚

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芳芳

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什么事

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我有点事想跟你说

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我可不可以…

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有话你就快说, 不要拐弯抹角的

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我已经回去跟我爸妈商量过
他们很赞成

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就是他们知道…

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原来你比我大一岁

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他们说你年纪也不小了

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他们说既然我们在一起那么久了

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那趁现在大家不要再施下去了

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不如快点…

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谢源, 我恨死你了

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芳芳, 你怎么了？你不要哭嘛

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你们走开

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不要理我, 让我静一静

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叫你们走

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叫你们…

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你还来找我干什么

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送只玉镯子给你哪

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我已经看清楚你的真面目了

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你不要再用花言巧语了

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分手就分手, 这玉镯子我不会要的

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我心灵的创伤
这只玉镯子补偿不了的

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这玉镯子不是用来补偿

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妈说这玉镯子要给她未来媳妇的

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媳妇

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媳妇？

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是啊

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本来我想跟你求婚的

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可是我不知道怎么开口

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你不早说

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你现在拿了我的玉镯子

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就要嫁给我了

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鬼才嫁给你

237
00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:26,900
不能赖皮

238
00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:29,860
你拿了还不嫁给人家

239
00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:34,110
亲一下, 快点

240
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我来给你介绍

241
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这位就是美国麻辣片场的大制片家
白赖仁先生, 他非常欣赏你

242
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你好

243
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真人比上镜漂亮

244
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谢谢

245
00:13:51,970 --> 00:13:54,330
白赖仁先生这次来主要的目的呢

246
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就是想请你去好莱坞那边发展

247
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真的？

248
00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:02,370
我看过你很多部电影, 我很喜欢

249
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,840
我觉得你有一种很特别的气质

250
00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:08,040
整个电影圈数完呢

251
00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:11,450
芳芳是最合白赖仁先生需要的条件

252
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她英文又好、又会跳舞

253
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总而言之, 我保证你到了那边
会大红大紫

254
00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:21,060
还帮我们中国人争光呢

255
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是啊, 我已经为你淮备好
一套完整的计划

256
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帮你打开美国市场

257
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第一部戏
我会找“萝卜摸你”跟你合作

258
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:37,100
700萝卜摸你？我好喜欢他

259
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,180
千载难逢的机会可别错过

260
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,750
那个萝卜摸你, 他会中文吗

261
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老爸, 是未来大嫂
过去拍洋鬼子的电影

262
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是吗

263
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,730
真无聊, 那要怎么拍啊

264
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你是黑头发, 人家金头发

265
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,540
再说人家那边每顿都吃洋芋

266
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洋芋吃多会放屁的, 好臭
就是啊

267
00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,840
不是只有一点点东西吃
好多东西吃

268
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不过冬天呢, 天气很冷倒是真的

269
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那有多冷啊

270
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冬天会下雪的

271
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每晚都要开火炉才行

272
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那每天在上面放个炉子
不就可以吃火锅了吗

273
00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:16,900
你过去的话, 一行定会变冰棒
幸亏你不打算过去

274
00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:24,470
老爸, 你现在干什么

275
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:26,260
你看我像不像萝卜摸你

276
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,440
我觉得你比较像萝卜

277
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你个臭小子

278
00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:40,820
拜托你们别这么肉麻了

279
00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:44,940
我真不懂你为什么那么烦

280
00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:47,700
你喜欢去好莱坞, 照实跟他说嘛

281
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,580
我都不知道怎么跟他说

282
00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:53,300
阿源他一直以为
我根本就不会去美国

283
00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:56,730
但是去美国拍外国片
一直是你的梦想

284
00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:00,710
假如源哥连你的理想
都不让你实现的话

285
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,900
那我觉得他未免太自私了

286
00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:05,820
也许他根本就不爱你

287
00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:08,110
珠妹, 怎么这么说呢

288
00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:10,980
宁教人打子, 莫教人分妻啊

289
00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:14,320
是啊, 我想没那么严重吧

290
00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:16,360
这个不是严不严重的问题

291
00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:18,760
最主要的问题呢
就是他根本不了解你

292
00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:20,920
你的梦想是什么他不知道

293
00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:22,520
你喜欢什么他也不知道

294
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:25,160
这也对, 喜欢一个人

295
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,770
怎么会不知道她的理想是什么呢

296
00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:29,300
奇哥

297
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,570
你的梦想就是我的梦想

298
00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:34,100
那我的梦想是什么？你说给我听听

299
00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:36,680
你的梦想呢, 就是做导演

300
00:16:36,810 --> 00:16:37,410
对

301
00:16:37,742 --> 00:16:39,350
那你知不知道我的梦想是什么

302
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:40,210
当然知道

303
00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:43,940
你的梦想就是想嫁给我

304
00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:46,040
鬼才嫁给你

305
00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:47,770
你不嫁给我嫁给谁呀

306
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,970
你看看那个迷魂锁李云

307
00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:54,710
他赖皮, 还有那个印度之虎

308
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,250
他那么坏, 为什么…

309
00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:59,700
不要急…马兰奴一定会赢的

310
00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:00,710
为什么

311
00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:02,450
每次都这样

312
00:17:02,590 --> 00:17:03,720
每次他输一点点

313
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,730
然后他就会反败为胜

314
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:08,330
就像我们拍戏一样
好人一定会赢的

315
00:17:08,430 --> 00:17:10,450
那倒是, 源哥你真了不起

316
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:11,460
那当然了

317
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:14,760
你看看他们两个, 一搭一唱的

318
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,530
不看了, 去煮甜汤还好一点

319
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,630
还有, 再告诉你一件事

320
00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:21,460
马兰奴他胸口的毛
穿高领衣服, 要慢慢塞进去才行

321
00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:25,250
源哥, 我想问你几个问题

322
00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:27,260
你问吧

323
00:17:27,620 --> 00:17:29,550
不要太深, 也不要太长

324
00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:30,740
我要看摔角

325
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,190
你放心, 如果你是真心爱我的

326
00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:34,410
你一定会答

327
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,790
你知不知道我读到几年级

328
00:17:38,430 --> 00:17:39,690
你学历那么高

329
00:17:40,780 --> 00:17:42,580
应该有小学六年级

330
00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:44,550
你知不知道我喜欢吃什么

331
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,260
鱼翅, 每次都吃

332
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,160
你知不知道我的梦想是什么

333
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:50,530
这么深

334
00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:52,610
换一个, 换一个好答的好不好

335
00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:54,380
不行, 一定要答

336
00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:58,170
我答中两题了, 这题弃权

337
00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,710
二比一我赢, OK ?

338
00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:01,310
你什么都不知道

339
00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:03,380
我是小学六年级毕业

340
00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:05,460
可是之后我有请补习老师教我

341
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:07,860
只差一点点, 算答对了

342
00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:09,940
我根本就不喜欢吃鱼翅

343
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,390
因为你喜欢吃所以我陪你吃

344
00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:13,860
我喜欢吃豆浆和油条

345
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,590
是吗？我以为你喜欢吃鱼翅
我才说我喜欢吃鱼翅的

346
00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:18,720
所以陪你去吃的

347
00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:20,660
算我误会了好不好

348
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,770
这个你说误会, 那个又差一点点

349
00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:24,360
那我的梦想是什么

350
00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:27,340
人家李奇和宝珠在一起没有多久

351
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,030
就知道彼此的梦想是什么

352
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,580
你说你呀, 心里有没有我吗

353
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:38,450
我知道, 你的梦想就是…嫁给我

354
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,410
不跟你说了

355
00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:41,580
看你的摔角吧, 看死算了

356
00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:47,420
怎么变得这么快？她怎么了

357
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,860
好棒啊, 马兰奴赢了

358
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,470
摄影师怎么搞的

359
00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:53,740
把人家照成这样

360
00:18:54,085 --> 00:18:55,371
好像苦瓜干一样

361
00:18:55,742 --> 00:18:57,000
阿源, 我看不对

362
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,420
不关那个摄影师的事

363
00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:01,370
是芳芳的问题
你看她照得心事重重

364
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:02,540
谁欠她钱似的

365
00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:03,180
是啊

366
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,420
那张也是

367
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,420
你不说我还不觉得呢

368
00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:11,540
真的, 自从罗先生跟她说好
去好莱坞那件事

369
00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:14,380
她每天都这个样子, 心事重重

370
00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:16,700
芳芳真的要去好莱坞拍电影？

371
00:19:16,970 --> 00:19:18,940
说说而已, 那么简单

372
00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:20,420
她自己都没说去

373
00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:21,380
不可能的

374
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,160
去好莱坞拍电影
一直都是芳芳的梦想

375
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:25,930
为什么又不去呢

376
00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:29,300
芳芳的梦想是去好莱坞拍电影吗

377
00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:31,980
是啊, 怎么你不知道？

378
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,180
电影界都知道了

379
00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:37,040
可是她怎么去嘛

380
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,810
她才小学毕业, 英文都不会

381
00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:42,640
拍外国片剧本都是用英文写的

382
00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:43,940
她怎么应付得了呢

383
00:19:44,090 --> 00:19:45,260
你问问大哥吧

384
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,260
你真有一套

385
00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:52,140
你怎么连芳芳自己进修英文
是大学毕业的程度你都不知道

386
00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:55,300
你怎么这么做人家未婚夫

387
00:19:59,270 --> 00:20:01,360
谢先生, 请

388
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:04,260
你还来

389
00:20:04,510 --> 00:20:06,270
我真没你这本事

390
00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:07,770
回家歇着去吧你

391
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:10,440
芳芳

392
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,580
你不要过来, 我不想见到你

393
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,110
不要妨碍我看摔角

394
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:21,820
我要问你一个问题

395
00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:24,420
你回答我之后我就走

396
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:27,150
好, 你问吧

397
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,380
你知不知道我的梦想是什么

398
00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:35,900
干脆我告诉你吧

399
00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:39,370
不用, 让我自己猜

400
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:41,860
发财？

401
00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:45,020
买楼？

402
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,310
买车？

403
00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:52,810
长生不死？

404
00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:54,020
不要猜了

405
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,930
我从小到大就是一个没梦想的人

406
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,620
现在我有一个梦想

407
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,260
那个梦想就是你

408
00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:10,540
你的梦想也就是我的梦想

409
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,060
只要你喜欢、你高兴

410
00:21:13,420 --> 00:21:15,610
我也会喜欢、我也会高兴

411
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:16,940
你懂不懂

412
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,570
我不懂, 你嘴巴擦过油啊

413
00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:22,840
你什么时候学得这么会哄人

414
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:24,010
我不是哄你

415
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,750
我心里真是这么想

416
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:29,180
我想陪你去美国

417
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:31,580
可是去美国之前呢

418
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:33,690
你要陪我去报名学英文

419
00:21:38,260 --> 00:21:39,700
那我进去拿皮包

420
00:21:41,670 --> 00:21:43,980
THANK YOU, 白赖仁先生, SIT…

421
00:21:47,070 --> 00:21:49,340
这一份是拍好莱坞片的合约

422
00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:50,870
芳芳你看看有什么问题

423
00:21:50,980 --> 00:21:52,810
如果没问题就可以签个名

424
00:21:52,950 --> 00:21:53,570
好

425
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,270
这个办公室怎么样

426
00:21:55,450 --> 00:21:58,020
非常谢谢你, 罗先生

427
00:21:58,180 --> 00:22:00,320
你把这间房间借给我做办公室
真是太好了

428
00:22:00,450 --> 00:22:03,150
NO PROBLEM, 小杜 HOLIDAY

429
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,260
你随便用

430
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:06,860
有什么不妥, TELL ME…

431
00:22:07,330 --> 00:22:08,920
第十五条怎么会这样

432
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,340
A FOR APPLE, B FOR BOY

433
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,230
MOTHER AND FATHER

434
00:22:15,370 --> 00:22:17,430
VERY GOOD, 学得非常的快

435
00:22:17,571 --> 00:22:18,940
听到了没有？妈妈

436
00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:22,220
连小祥都夸我 VERY GOOD

437
00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:24,020
你真是不怕人家笑

438
00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:25,740
人家小祥才能干呢

439
00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:27,940
现在是名校的高材生

440
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:32,280
不枉费我当年推荐你进喇叭小学

441
00:22:32,490 --> 00:22:35,610
今天有个免费补习老师
教我ENGLISH

442
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:38,980
阿源, 你把英文学好

443
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:41,660
就可以陪芳芳去好莱坞发展了

444
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:45,490
YES , SURE…

445
00:22:48,170 --> 00:22:49,160
未来大嫂

446
00:22:49,370 --> 00:22:50,060
阿燕

447
00:22:51,410 --> 00:22:53,170
伯父、源哥、伯母

448
00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:55,670
HELLO, YOU’RE WELCOM

449
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:56,900
你的英文这么好

450
00:22:57,550 --> 00:23:01,620
当然了, 有我这么棒的老师在教他

451
00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:02,980
很久不见, 小祥

452
00:23:03,420 --> 00:23:04,900
你怎么好像没有长高

453
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,780
芳芳姐, 你的身材也没有变

454
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,690
你真是人小鬼大

455
00:23:10,860 --> 00:23:12,220
坐…

456
00:23:12,514 --> 00:23:14,490
芳芳, 今天怎么那么有空

457
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,890
芳芳很快就没空了
她要去好莱坞拍外国片

458
00:23:18,070 --> 00:23:21,130
我也很快就没空了
我要陪芳芳去好莱坞

459
00:23:21,340 --> 00:23:22,460
你不用怕没伴的

460
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:23,900
我的英文进步神速

461
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,060
连小祥都夸我VERY GOOD

462
00:23:27,257 --> 00:23:29,570
GOOD到可以跟老外吵架

463
00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:30,910
你的英文这么棒

464
00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:32,880
你看看第十五条什么意思

465
00:23:32,980 --> 00:23:35,310
OK, NO PROBLEM

466
00:23:36,170 --> 00:23:38,130
这份合约是…

467
00:23:39,370 --> 00:23:40,770
第十五条

468
00:23:40,940 --> 00:23:44,000
这个NOT, NOT就是不可以

469
00:23:44,170 --> 00:23:46,140
M…

470
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:49,480
这什么字

471
00:23:49,810 --> 00:23:50,970
MARRY

472
00:23:51,050 --> 00:23:51,710
什么意思

473
00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:52,710
结婚

474
00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:55,380
NOT MARRY就是不可以结婚

475
00:23:56,580 --> 00:23:57,860
谁不可以结婚

476
00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,300
是我

477
00:23:59,510 --> 00:24:00,940
是谁说的

478
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,240
BRIAN

479
00:24:02,510 --> 00:24:03,670
瞎掰的人

480
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,520
这老外的合约真无聊

481
00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:18,780
还有不淮人结婚的

482
00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:21,120
就是, 结婚跟拍戏根本是两回事

483
00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:22,850
简直就是风马牛不相关

484
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,490
我看他一定别有用心

485
00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:26,500
他说这是公司的规矩

486
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,470
公司规矩？那你签不签

487
00:24:28,570 --> 00:24:30,560
这机会难得, 当然要签了

488
00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:34,040
是啊, 签了之后
我们别告诉他结了婚不就得了

489
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,730
可是违反合约要坐牢的

490
00:24:36,060 --> 00:24:37,600
那我就陪你一起坐好吗

491
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:39,680
你们俩想一起死啊

492
00:24:39,850 --> 00:24:41,540
我有办法

493
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,240
你们两个照样可以结婚

494
00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:45,650
不过结婚之后别带结婚戒指

495
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,910
那就没人知道了

496
00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:50,320
当然不行了, 结婚是光明正大的嘛
为什么鬼鬼祟祟的

497
00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:54,260
我还在想呢, 结婚之后
你身份证上要加我的姓呢

498
00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:56,180
那不就变成

499
00:24:56,260 --> 00:24:58,930
你的名字他的姓氏了

500
00:24:59,070 --> 00:24:59,930
那还用说

501
00:25:00,260 --> 00:25:02,630
慢慢想想嘛, 一定有办法解决的

502
00:25:03,180 --> 00:25:03,740
对

503
00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,530
我想了一天了, 都没有结果

504
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,140
我想到了

505
00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:07,970
真的？

506
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:08,470
怎么样

507
00:25:08,580 --> 00:25:08,970
快说

508
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,480
非常简单, 直接跟那个姓白的说
划掉第十五条

509
00:25:12,550 --> 00:25:13,340
废话

510
00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:14,420
为什么不行

511
00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:16,580
还没试呢, 你就放弃了

512
00:25:16,780 --> 00:25:17,700
没用的

513
00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:18,900
怎么会没用

514
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,460
不信你去跟BRAIN说

515
00:25:20,628 --> 00:25:21,770
我跟他说就跟他说

516
00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:23,930
阿峰、阿奇你们两个陪我一起去

517
00:25:35,140 --> 00:25:38,730
什么, 华人与狗不得进入？

518
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,070
有没有搞错
就是看不起我们中国人

519
00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:42,340
来

520
00:25:42,380 --> 00:25:43,020
来

521
00:25:47,310 --> 00:25:48,210
住手

522
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,910
住手, 你为什么把道具给打烂了

523
00:25:51,180 --> 00:25:53,880
是道具？我以为是…

524
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:55,790
WHAT'S GOING ON ?

525
00:25:58,060 --> 00:26:01,780
啊什么？她是白赖仁的秘书
从好莱坞过来的

526
00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,520
又要再做一个了

527
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:10,470
WELL , CAN I…白赖仁…

528
00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:12,070
WELL, I DON’T UNDERSTAND

529
00:26:12,170 --> 00:26:13,970
白赖仁

530
00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:15,570
说什么
I DON’T UNDERSTAND

531
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,210
还说好莱坞来的英文比我还差

532
00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:19,860
对啊…
对啊…我来跟她沟通一下

533
00:26:20,020 --> 00:26:20,640
EXCUSE ME

534
00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:21,910
WE ARE LOOKING FOR BRAIN

535
00:26:22,150 --> 00:26:22,880
OH, I SEE

536
00:26:23,050 --> 00:26:25,350
BRAIN GO TO LUNCH
WITH FONG FONG, OK？

537
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:26,510
OK, THANK YOU

538
00:26:26,590 --> 00:26:27,060
THANK YOU, BYE

539
00:26:27,228 --> 00:26:27,950
说什么

540
00:26:28,060 --> 00:26:31,490
她说, 白赖仁跟芳芳去吃午饭

541
00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:32,680
是吗

542
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,880
香港不愧为东方之珠

543
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,840
到处都这么漂亮

544
00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:44,110
夜景更漂亮

545
00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:46,090
今天晚上我陪你去太平山看看

546
00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:46,660
好啊

547
00:26:48,971 --> 00:26:49,914
对了, BRAIN

548
00:26:50,700 --> 00:26:53,230
关于合约上第十五条

549
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,060
可不可以把它删除

550
00:26:55,730 --> 00:26:57,030
SORRY, 芳芳

551
00:26:57,460 --> 00:26:59,740
公司规矩不是我能作主的

552
00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:01,630
而且一向没有例外

553
00:27:02,340 --> 00:27:03,860
恐怕我帮不了你了

554
00:27:04,890 --> 00:27:05,950
我心里明白

555
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,340
你考虑的怎么样

556
00:27:10,940 --> 00:27:12,630
我们中国人比较保守

557
00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:14,420
嫁夫随夫

558
00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:17,360
我大概不会签了

559
00:27:18,270 --> 00:27:19,260
WELL

560
00:27:19,510 --> 00:27:23,100
我觉得这是你的一个很好机会
你不应该放弃的

561
00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:24,940
这样吧

562
00:27:25,380 --> 00:27:27,810
我再多给你三天的时间考虑

563
00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:30,100
考虑清楚再答覆我

564
00:27:34,690 --> 00:27:35,880
你说啊, 你快点说

565
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,050
你好烦呀你

566
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,320
我这么烦也是为你好

567
00:27:39,390 --> 00:27:40,120
你快点说

568
00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:42,090
你跟那个“跛人”谈得怎么样了

569
00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:45,980
他不肯删掉第十五条
还说给我三天考虑清楚

570
00:27:46,860 --> 00:27:48,270
你不会是要去吧

571
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:50,020
看你表现怎么样罗

572
00:27:50,114 --> 00:27:51,342
到底去还是不去

573
00:27:52,140 --> 00:27:52,980
不一定

574
00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:55,380
我知道你作弄我

575
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,380
我对你这么好你不会去的

576
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:58,330
是吗

577
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,240
不是？老实说

578
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,080
一定是白赖仁来了
怎么不开门？银姐

579
00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:04,010
我来, 太太, 我来

580
00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:05,450
他来这里干什么

581
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:06,520
他来吃饭

582
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:08,580
AUNTIE

583
00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:10,860
哈罗, BRAIN
芳芳

584
00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:13,890
你的

585
00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:15,050
THANK YOU

586
00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:16,290
AUNTIE

587
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,520
你干嘛跟他搂搂抱抱
你好…

588
00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:19,100
这是西方的礼节

589
00:28:20,628 --> 00:28:21,960
谢源你也在这里？

590
00:28:22,070 --> 00:28:24,060
哈罗, 跛人

591
00:28:24,910 --> 00:28:26,530
男人不用这样的

592
00:28:32,450 --> 00:28:35,940
他们一晚上滴滴咕咕的
我们又不会听又不会讲

593
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,450
我们聊我们的

594
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:38,550
聊什么

595
00:28:38,690 --> 00:28:40,780
昨天我一把十三

596
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,290
本来我摸了一张绝张白皮…

597
00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:44,620
我不会打麻将的

598
00:28:46,171 --> 00:28:48,485
你中也不会、西也不会, 你会什么

599
00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:51,060
IS IT, WHEN YOU’RE IN ABERDEEN

600
00:28:51,220 --> 00:28:52,260
EAT SEAFOOD

601
00:28:52,420 --> 00:28:55,260
THAT’S RIGHT…
THEY HAVE VERY GOOD SEAFOOD

602
00:28:56,740 --> 00:28:58,430
这句我会

603
00:28:58,710 --> 00:28:59,500
他说什么

604
00:28:59,610 --> 00:29:02,780
他说他爸疯了去看师傅

605
00:29:03,510 --> 00:29:06,340
疯了要看医生, 看什么师傅

606
00:29:06,450 --> 00:29:08,880
可能他爸疯得只有师傅能医吧

607
00:29:09,460 --> 00:29:11,640
他说去香港仔吃海鲜

608
00:29:12,490 --> 00:29:14,510
原来他也不知道

609
00:29:14,650 --> 00:29:16,140
真是打肿脸充胖子

610
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,300
你们觉得这部戏怎么样

611
00:29:19,890 --> 00:29:22,420
萝卜摸你就是萝卜摸你

612
00:29:22,730 --> 00:29:25,430
风流倜傥, 难怪是万人迷

613
00:29:25,830 --> 00:29:27,970
我觉得他马马虎虎

614
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:31,560
因为刚刚看戏的时候
我看到他又有鱼尾纹了

615
00:29:31,710 --> 00:29:32,470
真的吗

616
00:29:32,570 --> 00:29:35,100
你们说结尾那场呢有没有用替身

617
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,840
五万尺高空飞下来, 一定是用替身

618
00:29:38,340 --> 00:29:39,420
你们看得出来吗

619
00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:41,010
我看不出来

620
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,080
我也看不出来

621
00:29:42,340 --> 00:29:43,700
不止你们看不出来

622
00:29:43,820 --> 00:29:45,260
我看了十次都看不出来

623
00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:47,620
你看了十次啦, 太无聊了

624
00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:49,300
源哥陪我看了九次

625
00:29:49,470 --> 00:29:51,000
他说看得想睡觉

626
00:29:51,270 --> 00:29:52,570
怪不得了

627
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:56,580
你今天宁愿做我们的电灯泡
也不敢叫源哥出来看

628
00:29:56,742 --> 00:29:57,714
就是

629
00:29:58,580 --> 00:30:00,710
真的好想去好莱坞见识一下

630
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:05,280
怪不得人家说, 外国的月亮特别圆

631
00:30:05,990 --> 00:30:08,620
其实, 芳芳
你可以去好莱坞拍戏的

632
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,780
可是你自己说要结婚嘛

633
00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:15,920
如果又能去好莱坞
又能结婚那就好了

634
00:30:16,140 --> 00:30:18,660
鱼与熊掌不可兼得

635
00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:20,630
有办法

636
00:30:20,870 --> 00:30:22,570
你可以先去好莱坞拍戏

637
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,040
然后拍完回来再结婚

638
00:30:24,210 --> 00:30:25,940
我想假如源哥爱你的话

639
00:30:26,010 --> 00:30:27,240
他一定会等你的

640
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,470
不行, 拍戏不像拍苍蝇

641
00:30:29,710 --> 00:30:32,110
普普通通要拍十年八年才有成绩

642
00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:34,680
到时候变成老乌龟了怎么结婚

643
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,580
那也对

644
00:30:37,770 --> 00:30:41,170
算了, 还是老老实实结婚吧

645
00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:43,270
对, 明智的选择

646
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,300
俗话说, 易求无价宝, 难得有情郎

647
00:30:47,620 --> 00:30:48,880
我也是这个意思, 奇哥

648
00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:49,610
对啊

649
00:30:51,942 --> 00:30:53,070
她真这么说？

650
00:30:53,190 --> 00:30:55,280
一五一十, 绝无虚假

651
00:30:55,590 --> 00:30:57,450
这不是妨碍人家发财吗

652
00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:59,320
错, 是妨碍人家发展

653
00:30:59,740 --> 00:31:02,620
没想到你成了一个包袱

654
00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:05,030
还是一个会跑会跳的包袱

655
00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:08,270
一个高头大马会跑会跳的包袱

656
00:31:08,570 --> 00:31:11,700
一个堂堂大男人
高头大马会跑会跳的包袱

657
00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:12,670
一个…

658
00:31:12,770 --> 00:31:16,330
够了, 你们不要再接下去了
这个游戏很烦, 能玩好久呢

659
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:19,710
不对…这个接龙式的游戏
我觉得还蛮好玩的

660
00:31:19,850 --> 00:31:21,610
想一想…
帮我想想办法算了

661
00:31:22,028 --> 00:31:26,542
我不想做一个高头大马玉树临风
英俊潇洒气质不凡的包袱

662
00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:28,820
解铃还须系铃人

663
00:31:29,060 --> 00:31:30,790
摆平白赖仁不就得了

664
00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:33,090
他脚是跛的怎么摆平

665
00:31:33,190 --> 00:31:35,860
他是洋鬼子, 鬼还能跟你讲人情啊

666
00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,460
吃人家的嘴软

667
00:31:37,660 --> 00:31:39,920
请他大吃大喝, 慢慢的聊

668
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:43,870
对啊, 有吃有喝, 天下男人都低头

669
00:31:43,940 --> 00:31:44,560
对

670
00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:45,330
还不够

671
00:31:45,510 --> 00:31:48,140
还要找个大美人, 眼睛放电

672
00:31:48,380 --> 00:31:50,540
这样, 天下的男人全都低头了

673
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,780
这招可能行

674
00:31:52,940 --> 00:31:55,610
那个跛人每天都说要去香港仔
EAT SEAFOOD

675
00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:56,880
找胖子东

676
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,310
超级一流大厨师绝对够资格

677
00:31:59,450 --> 00:32:02,080
鱼虾螃蟹包他吃得嘴不停

678
00:32:02,260 --> 00:32:03,050
吃完之后呢

679
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,020
再喝一个我家空运到港的大椰子

680
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,560
生津止渴包他喝得流口水吧

681
00:32:07,690 --> 00:32:08,130
对

682
00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:09,700
有大厨、有美食

683
00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:11,460
可是还差个美女

684
00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:14,980
解铃还须系铃人, 叫芳芳…

685
00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:17,020
你想都不要想

686
00:32:18,420 --> 00:32:19,180
干脆…

687
00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:23,040
不要打珠妹的主意, 干脆…

688
00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:25,080
你不要打阿燕的主意

689
00:32:25,450 --> 00:32:26,280
我不介意献出

690
00:32:27,685 --> 00:32:29,850
我们是美人计, 不是胖子计

691
00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:31,350
那我没有办法了

692
00:32:35,460 --> 00:32:38,420
不如找…她

693
00:32:46,314 --> 00:32:48,030
麻烦关关灯

694
00:32:57,380 --> 00:32:59,540
WONDERFUL, VERY GOOD

695
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,710
给你介绍一下跛人先生

696
00:33:03,850 --> 00:33:06,820
这位是我们天才胖厨师, 东东

697
00:33:08,060 --> 00:33:08,700
东东？

698
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:09,460
东东

699
00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:12,180
不错, 我们中国人有一句话

700
00:33:12,330 --> 00:33:14,660
住在皇宫, 吃找东东

701
00:33:14,790 --> 00:33:16,760
那位东东就是他

702
00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:18,330
对啊…

703
00:33:22,914 --> 00:33:24,342
他的手法真是一流

704
00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:28,840
MR . BRAIN, 随便用, 来…

705
00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:29,640
来…

706
00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:31,140
大家别客气

707
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:31,940
好…

708
00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:38,780
这是东哥精心制作的

709
00:33:38,890 --> 00:33:39,940
是啊

710
00:33:43,790 --> 00:33:45,950
怎么样？味道如何呢

711
00:33:46,690 --> 00:33:48,750
VERY GOOD, DELICIOUS

712
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:52,980
知道了吧

713
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:56,670
你看看, 不能打也能吓

714
00:33:57,020 --> 00:33:58,730
名副其实的的吓鬼

715
00:34:00,340 --> 00:34:01,330
好朋友

716
00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:04,500
既然白先生今晚肯赏光

717
00:34:05,060 --> 00:34:06,500
你精我也精

718
00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:09,650
请你吃个大椰青

719
00:34:12,790 --> 00:34:13,680
你尝尝

720
00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:16,920
透心凉

721
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,680
好啊

722
00:34:19,660 --> 00:34:22,380
饱暖思淫欲, 该主角出场了

723
00:34:22,540 --> 00:34:23,460
对啊

724
00:34:23,740 --> 00:34:24,820
什么…什么欲

725
00:34:24,970 --> 00:34:26,980
这…我们想介绍一个

726
00:34:27,770 --> 00:34:29,030
FRAN给你认识

727
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:32,260
不是…一个FRIEND , VERY正点

728
00:34:32,510 --> 00:34:34,630
FRIEND？正点FREIND ?

729
00:34:34,910 --> 00:34:35,810
正点

730
00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:40,020
好, 现在请来自宝岛的美艳亲王

731
00:34:40,340 --> 00:34:42,180
狄嬅小姐

732
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,080
好…

733
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,710
你们说, 我哪一点不好

734
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,540
对啊, 天使的面孔, 魔鬼的身材

735
00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:23,100
这样还嫌不好, 没话说啦

736
00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:26,020
那个跛人不会欣赏没办法了

737
00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:30,220
我才惨呢, 那么多锅碗瓢盆
洗都洗了好久

738
00:35:30,460 --> 00:35:33,060
我那两个大椰子不也白费了

739
00:35:33,370 --> 00:35:36,670
我最到楣了, 千年道行一朝丧

740
00:35:36,870 --> 00:35:40,070
嬅姐, 算了, 死因不明嘛, 坐一坐

741
00:35:40,970 --> 00:35:42,940
我们是不是就这样放弃啦

742
00:35:43,110 --> 00:35:48,140
我看这个跛人
是敬酒不喝想喝罚酒呀

743
00:35:48,750 --> 00:35:52,840
我决定把他抓出来狠扁一顿
以泄心头之恨

744
00:35:52,990 --> 00:35:55,890
对, 凡事要讲道理, 不对打到对

745
00:35:56,090 --> 00:35:58,850
对, 拳头在此, 官府还远

746
00:35:59,060 --> 00:36:01,360
到时候你说对就对, 欠着就欠着

747
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,020
不行…打人是犯法的

748
00:36:04,220 --> 00:36:06,020
委屈求全不是个办法

749
00:36:06,130 --> 00:36:07,540
有的人吃硬不吃软

750
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:09,830
我们决定跟他硬一点点说清楚

751
00:36:09,970 --> 00:36:11,940
况且硬不代表犯法

752
00:36:12,110 --> 00:36:15,040
那也是, 硬只不过是我们态度硬嘛

753
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:16,070
就这么决定

754
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:17,230
硬

755
00:36:19,085 --> 00:36:20,900
老兄, 你想干什么

756
00:36:22,540 --> 00:36:26,850
白赖仁先生
阿源有一点话要跟你说

757
00:36:27,290 --> 00:36:28,020
阿源

758
00:36:34,714 --> 00:36:37,550
不知道芳芳可不可以结完婚之后

759
00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:40,170
再跟你去美国那边发展呢

760
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,730
那怎么行

761
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,530
有什么不行

762
00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:45,460
把合约改一改不就行了

763
00:36:45,980 --> 00:36:47,670
中国有句俗话

764
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,900
宁教人打子, 莫教人分妻

765
00:36:52,980 --> 00:36:54,410
跛人先生

766
00:36:55,220 --> 00:36:57,680
做个好人, 当我求你

767
00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:00,540
PLEASE, 跛人

768
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,780
你们说怎么样就怎么样了

769
00:37:05,990 --> 00:37:06,720
真的？

770
00:37:06,930 --> 00:37:07,480
不错

771
00:37:07,590 --> 00:37:09,030
看相的能骗你十年八年

772
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:11,790
我一言九鼎
BRAIN明天会来找你的

773
00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:14,090
其实这跛人还不错嘛, 通情达理

774
00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:15,490
你上次怎么跟他说的

775
00:37:15,740 --> 00:37:17,700
不对吧, 他上次态度很强硬

776
00:37:17,980 --> 00:37:21,070
白赖仁被阿源的真情打动了

777
00:37:21,470 --> 00:37:25,600
而阿源也为你尽心尽力鞠躬尽瘁了

778
00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:27,010
这位先生没这么严重

779
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:30,510
俗话说人心肉做的, 跛人也是人

780
00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:32,180
谁呀

781
00:37:32,420 --> 00:37:33,220
警察

782
00:37:33,550 --> 00:37:35,660
什么…什么事？警察先生

783
00:37:35,860 --> 00:37:36,900
太好了

784
00:37:37,020 --> 00:37:39,140
谢源、李奇、乔峰一起带回去

785
00:37:39,260 --> 00:37:40,150
不用我们跑几趟了

786
00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:43,250
等等, 警察先生
到底我们犯了什么法

787
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,630
你们三个涉嫌持枪、殴打
恐吓美国领事的儿子

788
00:37:46,940 --> 00:37:49,620
等等, 警察先生, 是不是弄错了

789
00:37:49,780 --> 00:37:51,370
什么美国领事的儿子？是谁呀

790
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:54,630
对啊, 警察先生
东西可以乱吃, 话不可以乱说

791
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,900
对啊, 到底谁是美国领事的儿子

792
00:37:57,020 --> 00:37:57,540
对啊

793
00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:59,910
白赖仁, 麦克, 杰克逊

794
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:00,940
BRAIN ?

795
00:38:01,050 --> 00:38:01,640
跛人？

796
00:38:01,810 --> 00:38:02,420
麦克？

797
00:38:02,620 --> 00:38:03,540
杰克逊？

798
00:38:09,890 --> 00:38:11,320
你们几个也不小了

799
00:38:11,490 --> 00:38:13,960
什么事不好做, 做这种无聊的事

800
00:38:14,420 --> 00:38:16,900
那个白赖仁才无聊呢

801
00:38:17,180 --> 00:38:20,160
拍拍他的脸就说我殴打, 神经啊

802
00:38:20,740 --> 00:38:21,460
就是啊

803
00:38:21,580 --> 00:38:23,700
我带着根甘蔗, 说我带着枪

804
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,460
那个白赖仁真是白痴啊

805
00:38:26,140 --> 00:38:28,740
人说话当然有大声小声的嘛

806
00:38:29,020 --> 00:38:30,860
大声不代表恐吓

807
00:38:31,310 --> 00:38:33,110
那个跛人真是离谱啊

808
00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:34,860
啊…啊你个头呀

809
00:38:35,060 --> 00:38:37,150
头大没脑, 脑大长草, 有勇无谋

810
00:38:37,380 --> 00:38:38,840
嫁给你真是三生有恨

811
00:38:39,490 --> 00:38:42,350
我这么做也是为了你去好莱坞

812
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,920
这样吧
下次我们用英文沟通好一点

813
00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:47,220
下次不要算我, 见过鬼我怕黑

814
00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:51,300
这次呢幸亏罗先生出面
算你们运气好

815
00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:54,370
要不然的话, 很可能蹲在牢里呢

816
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,260
你想要我去好莱坞是吧

817
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,820
我去给你看, 我不结婚我都要去

818
00:38:59,610 --> 00:39:01,330
你们真是好心做坏事

819
00:39:01,610 --> 00:39:03,800
简直就是帮个倒忙

820
00:39:13,290 --> 00:39:16,950
跛人先生, 你说有话要跟我说

821
00:39:17,260 --> 00:39:19,460
为什么要约我来这里呢

822
00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:22,360
我想你应该喜欢这里

823
00:39:27,130 --> 00:39:30,970
你不会想一辈子
跟芳芳留在这种地方吧

824
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,360
你说这话是什么意思

825
00:39:33,940 --> 00:39:36,070
香港就像这家小餐厅一样

826
00:39:36,380 --> 00:39:37,930
如果芳芳留在这里

827
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:41,140
再怎么红也不过是一杯
一块半的奶茶而已

828
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:42,940
如果你让她去美国

829
00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:46,720
那里的高级餐厅, 这杯小小的奶茶
很可能变成无价之宝

830
00:39:47,190 --> 00:39:50,020
我从来没说过不淮芳芳去好莱坞

831
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:53,460
你也没有支持过她
那么跟阻止又有什么分别

832
00:39:53,590 --> 00:39:55,120
芳芳没你想像的那么爱钱

833
00:39:58,970 --> 00:40:01,800
如果你认为这个机会
可以用钱买到的话

834
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,630
你实在太天真了

835
00:40:04,270 --> 00:40:06,500
全中国十亿人口

836
00:40:06,860 --> 00:40:10,340
其中像芳芳这样多才多艺的
又有多少

837
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,780
再加上我们麻辣影片看中邵芳芳

838
00:40:13,910 --> 00:40:17,040
想要把她变成超级的国际巨星

839
00:40:17,580 --> 00:40:21,640
这样算起来
我想真是一千万分之一的机会

840
00:40:22,050 --> 00:40:23,040
那怎么样呢

841
00:40:23,690 --> 00:40:24,710
不怎么样

842
00:40:25,180 --> 00:40:26,500
我只想告诉你

843
00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:30,420
你扼杀了好莱坞
唯一的华籍女星的诞生

844
00:40:31,257 --> 00:40:34,142
你扼杀了邵芳芳的梦想

845
00:40:35,180 --> 00:40:38,100
你粉碎了全世界中国人的愿望

846
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,110
芳芳

847
00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:52,250
芳芳…

848
00:40:52,580 --> 00:40:53,500
你说啊

849
00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:56,460
我今天见过跛人了

850
00:40:56,657 --> 00:40:57,820
跟他聊了一会儿

851
00:40:59,660 --> 00:41:00,920
他说啊, 他说

852
00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:06,060
华人女星能够去好莱坞发展的
真的没有几个

853
00:41:06,570 --> 00:41:10,660
对了, 你想不想过去

854
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:12,960
你想就去吧

855
00:41:17,580 --> 00:41:19,810
我想不想去不关你的事

856
00:41:19,980 --> 00:41:21,450
反正我现在还没有气完

857
00:41:21,550 --> 00:41:23,100
我不想再听到你的声音

858
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,700
那你到底去还是不去

859
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,550
去不去都不关你的事

860
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:30,940
你个死谢源

861
00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:48,628
芳芳

862
00:41:50,620 --> 00:41:51,380
怎么

863
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,210
这次想清楚要跟我说什么了吗

864
00:41:54,310 --> 00:41:56,300
有啊, 有三件事

865
00:41:56,740 --> 00:41:59,350
第一
帮阿燕的朋友签名

866
00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:01,820
第二, 妈问你大嘴广儿子满月
你去不去

867
00:42:02,340 --> 00:42:05,580
第三, 你去不去好莱坞

868
00:42:11,260 --> 00:42:12,220
没事了吧

869
00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:14,380
大嘴广那里我不会去了

870
00:42:15,060 --> 00:42:16,930
你整天问我去不去好莱坞吗

871
00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:19,070
我现在就告诉你, 三天后我就去

872
00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:21,330
我去好莱坞了, 你高兴啦

873
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:22,980
芳芳

874
00:42:24,140 --> 00:42:26,870
芳芳, 你三天后就走啊

875
00:42:27,980 --> 00:42:28,580
对啊

876
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:33,500
这么快？那我可不可以陪你
去买点东西

877
00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:39,750
妈

878
00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:41,620
你们没事啦

879
00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:42,320
好啊

880
00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:43,860
还买了这么多东西

881
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,300
是啊, 也有你的

882
00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:48,780
你看看, 这件雪衣漂亮吗
你跟芳芳一人一件

883
00:42:48,940 --> 00:42:49,980
雪衣？

884
00:42:50,420 --> 00:42:51,580
香港下雪了吗

885
00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:53,100
美国那边会啊

886
00:42:53,340 --> 00:42:54,540
谁要去美国？

887
00:42:55,220 --> 00:42:57,940
我们呀, 我们过两天去好莱坞拍戏

888
00:42:58,140 --> 00:42:59,040
是吗
是啊

889
00:42:59,150 --> 00:43:02,500
我还帮你买了腊肠
肝肠、腊鸭给你带去

890
00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:04,460
我连最新出的电锅都买了呢

891
00:43:04,660 --> 00:43:07,580
你们要记住这几天
把你们需要的东西尽量买齐了

892
00:43:07,690 --> 00:43:10,280
假如万一买不齐的话呢
就从美国写信给我

893
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:13,850
我把戏拍完了呢就可以飞过来
把东西带给你们了对不对

894
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,420
好, 我等你

895
00:43:20,060 --> 00:43:21,890
不早了, 我还是回去了

896
00:43:21,970 --> 00:43:23,260
不打扰你们了, 伯母

897
00:43:23,980 --> 00:43:25,020
慢走了, 不送

898
00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:28,100
早点睡啦

899
00:43:32,620 --> 00:43:35,840
芳芳, 他不知道我们不去美国了吗

900
00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:38,520
他在演戏嘛, 他故意的

901
00:43:38,900 --> 00:43:41,280
想叫我先开口, 说为了他不去美国

902
00:43:41,350 --> 00:43:42,340
打死我都不干

903
00:43:42,590 --> 00:43:43,860
那你打算怎么办

904
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,100
他想玩, 我就陪他玩到底

905
00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:48,540
我死都不信到最后
他不会求我留下来