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==难兄难弟 GOTV 第21集==
===1010U===

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既然她都不要我了, 我死掉算了

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你千万别这么说

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旧的不去新的不来嘛对不对

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你还年轻, 还有很多机会
来, 干一杯

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一杯解千愁, 把它干了, 喝

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这酒真特别, 用软木塞

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没见过

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我的酒精呢

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酒精？

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他醒了, 醒了…

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醒了

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妈妈
哥哥

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家杰, 你没事我们就安心了

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是啊, 家杰

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干什么为这样的女人自杀
有多笨啊

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妈, 我不是自杀的

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对啊, 伯母, 他不是自杀

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他喝错了东西

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对啊

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你不要说话了

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说你是个扫把星转世嘛

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妈, 关奇哥什么事呢

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妈, 这次真的是我自己不小心

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家杰, 你刚刚洗完胃
别说那么多话

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对啊

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其实经过这次事件之后

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我已经想通了

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你想怎么样

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我想要回老家了

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呸, 大吉大利
好好的干什么要死呢

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对啊

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不是, 我是想回NEW YORK

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把博士学位读完

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回纽约

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我要离开这个伤心地, 忘记一切

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这样也好

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可是哥哥, 这次你不走都不行了

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你现在进了医院, 明天的报纸

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一定会说你是为了跟嬅姐分手
而自杀的

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对啊

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什么

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见你妈妈？别作梦, 不行…

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舅舅, 你现在不见
难道我们结婚那天你也不见吗

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你不是最疼我的吗

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不行, 不用说

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干什么？什么不用说
你是我们的媒人

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你不去, 我们就是无媒苟合
无媒苟合要淹死的

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舅舅, 去嘛
去嘛, 去啊…

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其实我…我没什么关系

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不…不过我是怕去看到她妈的时候

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大家一时火大, 吵起来就不太好了

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你肯去就行了
舅舅, 那你就随便让她骂两句了

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对啊, 就让女人威风一下
要回点面子

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是啊, 舅舅, 你只有我一个外甥女
去嘛

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你只有我一个老四, 去嘛

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去吧

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伯父、伯母

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伯母

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不好意思, 我来晚了一点

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没关系…

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他们是源哥的家人

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是啊, 我爸爸、我妈妈

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谢先生、谢太太

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邵太太

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你们真好福气
有个阿源这么听话的儿子

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哪里, 还过得去

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这是我妹妹和她的男朋友

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你好…

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我认得你, 最佳男配角

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郎才女貌
小角色

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坐啊, 妈
来…

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邵太太请坐
请坐…

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还有这位, 你弟弟阿东
吃花生

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你来干什么

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请你马上走, 不欢迎你

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妈

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我今天来谈正事, 不是来跟你吵架

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有什么好谈的

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坐吧, 妈

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请坐
坐下来再说吧

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来…喝杯茶
坐吧, 吃花生

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邵太太, 是这样的

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我们阿源呢就要跟你们芳芳结婚

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不知道你意下如何

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谢太太, 其实我是没有什么意见的

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不过谈到婚事呢
是你跟我两家人的事情

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我不想外人在这里

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麻烦你马上走, 别碍手碍脚的

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伯母, 是这样的, 因为他…
对不起, 我是他们两个的媒人

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我有权坐在这里

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媒人又怎么样？结婚的事情你懂吗

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你结过吗

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别这样, 妈

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你这是摆明跟我过不去嘛

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是不是想跟我吵架？吵就吵
算了…

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我怕你呀, 吵就吵
好, 来呀

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干什么？你想打人呀你

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稍安毋躁, 还是先谈婚事好了

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是啊

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你干嘛叫他来
妈, 先坐下来

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先坐下来…
真是多一此一举

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吃花生

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喝茶…来、喝茶…
邵太太

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不知道礼金, 酒席方面怎么样

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是啊

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谢先生, 我这个人没什么要求

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我只要芳芳嫁得好
嫁得开心我就行了

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我现在又不是卖女儿, 礼金方面呢

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十万块, 够了没有

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不够阿源再多给她一点

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这种狗眼看人低

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我跟你是结拜兄弟
我不能让你让人瞧不起

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你这么说就好了, 结拜兄弟是吗

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现在你很有钱了是吧？那么你听着

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礼金呢我要一百万

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少一毛钱我芳芳都不嫁

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伯母, 一百万？

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对

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邵太太, 你是开玩笑吧

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不是

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减一点行吗

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没得减

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这种人不要求她, 给她, 照给她

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伯母, 这…我哪来这么多钱

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她连弟弟都不理, 她怎么会减给你

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你回家淮备好棺材数钱吧
这么多钱压死你

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去你的乌鸦嘴, 几十年不变

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妈
芳芳, 我们走

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妈, 不要这样, 妈
邵太太…

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不要…妈
芳芳, 走

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慢慢商量

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邵太太你再坐一会吧

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这下怎么办

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太太回来了, 小姐回来了

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妈

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你不用说了, 一块钱都不减

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看看你舅舅刚刚那副德性
居然拽不拉叽的

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他一定很有钱了
你干嘛要为他担心呢

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妈, 你不要为了当年那一千块
生舅舅气生到现在

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你搞清楚, 现在是他惹我生气
不是我惹他

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当年那个女人不是好人

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借钱给他结婚不是害了他嘛

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亏我一片苦心, 现在他恩将仇报

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妈, 事情要分开来说

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你没理由要源哥给你一百万礼金

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人家以为你卖女儿呢

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那一百万
我也不是打算自己全收起来

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我拿出去做善事行不行

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我可以盖一家
谢源邵芳芳新婚纪念小学

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可以了吧

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你不用看着我
我不是一个很贪钱的妈妈

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我只是一肚子气

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那我怎么办

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妈, 干脆你借…

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不用干脆

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要我把这笔钱借给你舅舅
你想都别想

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你可以跟谢源去私奔

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我当没生过你这个女儿

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妈

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谢谢

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怎么样？你妈肯不肯减价

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她还说, 如果我用自己的钱帮你

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她以后都不认我这个女儿

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你找阿峰借吧

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阿峰和你舅舅都主动说要帮我

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可是爸爸说不好

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他不要单眼保的事情历史重演

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借钱来结婚, 被人说一辈子

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我们怎么办？难道不结婚

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你不用担心

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我拍完手上这几部戏
算起来有七八十万

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我爸妈也存了点钱

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阿燕说可以把她的金器卖掉

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加起来呢, 应该够娶你过门了

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真的？

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先别开心, 我娶你过门之后
我一毛钱都没了

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你要跟我过苦日子

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我不怕

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还有啊, 进了谢家门

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你要煮饭洗衣服, 事无大小全负责

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我小时候都做惯了

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还有一句格言要守住

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就是我爸说的, 做人要忠直

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就算要饭, 腰板都要挺直

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这样够不够直

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还有一件事

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不过这件事你很容易做到的

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什么

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就是三年抱两, 开枝散叶
传宗接代, 长生长有行不行

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你当我是生产机器

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不然娶老婆来干什么呢

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我呜

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你快点去银行拿钱吧
免得我妈每天都追问

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谢谢银姐
请喝茶

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谢谢

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我的钱, 不是放银行里

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一百万那么多钱你都放在家里啊

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当然不是, 我没那么笨
全放在身上

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放身上？你怎么放

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这些, 李奇…

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你看看, 冯仁吭有几万

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李奇几千, 方世强六万

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锺树佳五万, 梁家树三万

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光是去收回这一些欠单

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我看起码有五六十万了

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你搞什么
你把钱通通都借给别人啦

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朋友之道, 应该疏财仗义

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借钱救急很平常

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居然还说平常
万一大家都不还给你

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我看你怎么办

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当然不会了, 他们通通都讲信用的

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核桃酥、鸡蛋糕

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我真不知道该吃哪一种了

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喜欢吃哪一种就吃哪一种
慢慢吃吧

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正点, 我看吃完了
回家不用吃晚饭了

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油而不腻, 老字号就是老字号

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老头子, 我们出去找找老板
看看还有什么要的

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好…

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好啊

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你们俩别出去了

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免得路人跑来看明星
挡着人家做生意

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相公, 吃块饼吧

224
00:11:07,571 --> 00:11:09,800
娘子有礼

225
00:11:10,885 --> 00:11:13,200
阿源, 拿两千块订金给我

226
00:11:13,850 --> 00:11:14,940
两千块？

227
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,370
糟了, 真的不够

228
00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:17,730
你怎么把钱都花光了

229
00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,830
我还有, 不过只剩下一千二左右

230
00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:21,860
先给我吧, 我口袋里还有几百

231
00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:23,410
明知道要花钱, 多带一点

232
00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:26,260
我带了五千块出来呀今天, 五千块

233
00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:28,500
现在的钱不经花

234
00:11:29,050 --> 00:11:30,610
不够钱给订金, 丢死人了

235
00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:33,860
说句不好听的
现在钱少一点都难度日

236
00:11:35,857 --> 00:11:38,371
花钱容易赚钱难, 真是的

237
00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:43,630
今天的杏仁茶好香, 好滑

238
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,900
银姐回乡下去了, 是我妈亲手煮的

239
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,270
是吗？未来岳母真有一手

240
00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,870
未来女婿, 我那一百万有消息没有

241
00:11:54,010 --> 00:11:56,030
要不要等你中马票啊

242
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,060
妈, 你急着用钱吗

243
00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:02,500
你还没嫁呢, 不用那么快护着他吧

244
00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:04,260
真是女生外向

245
00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:06,280
你放心吧

246
00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:09,280
下个礼拜淮备个皮箱来收钱好了

247
00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:11,280
但愿如此啦

248
00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:14,760
对了, 我时间到了要打通宵麻将
你们慢慢吃

249
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:15,760
碗我来洗好了

250
00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:19,160
未来女婿, 我女儿还没嫁给你

251
00:12:19,330 --> 00:12:21,930
吃完之后呢, 拜托你早点回去

252
00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:24,030
拜拜

253
00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:25,100
拜拜

254
00:12:25,228 --> 00:12:27,460
你女儿非要留我过夜我也没辙

255
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,220
你活该, 每次来都被人家臭

256
00:12:30,342 --> 00:12:31,890
听多了就习惯了

257
00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:34,690
那些人有没有把钱还给你

258
00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:36,260
大部份都还我了

259
00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:40,200
我想也收回来十几万了, 你看看

260
00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:42,230
我来看看

261
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:46,770
成绩还不错

262
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,440
当然了

263
00:12:49,085 --> 00:12:52,580
罗忠耀五十万？谁是罗忠耀

264
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:53,770
罗先生

265
00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:54,970
罗先生？

266
00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:55,610
对啊

267
00:12:55,690 --> 00:12:56,820
他怎么会跟你借五十万

268
00:12:56,940 --> 00:12:57,780
是片酬

269
00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:01,860
每次拍戏呢他都没付足片酬的

270
00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:04,390
加呀加的总共欠我五十万了

271
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:08,260
没道理, 我做了这么久
他都很少欠我片酬的

272
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:12,060
当然了, 有太后帮你收钱
你妈多厉害

273
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,940
没关系, 我叫我妈去帮你收

274
00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:17,180
不要, 这种事我自己解决好了

275
00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:19,660
那你明天得去追他

276
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:26,650
这样吧

277
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,080
我明天叫会计把帐算一算

278
00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:32,020
然后开张支票给你

279
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:36,300
相信我, 罗先生说话是算话的

280
00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:37,460
就这么说

281
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:40,310
罗先生

282
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:41,500
坐…

283
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:42,340
好

284
00:13:42,514 --> 00:13:45,314
这家伙帮我爸爸做的墓碑

285
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,380
这么快就想收钱

286
00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:51,490
真是的
不过好像罗老先生去世有一年了

287
00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:55,030
在商言商嘛, 对不对

288
00:13:55,260 --> 00:13:58,420
不过个十年八年
怎么知道墓碑耐不耐用

289
00:13:58,570 --> 00:13:59,960
哪有这么快给钱的

290
00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:02,000
罗先生果然精打细算

291
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:02,690
对啊

292
00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:04,740
在商言商嘛

293
00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:07,730
不懂周转怎么会发财呢, 对不对

294
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,540
两位找我有什么事

295
00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:13,460
是这样的, 罗先生

296
00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:16,780
我…我快要结婚了, 你知道

297
00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:20,080
这件事全香港都知道了

298
00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:26,130
不过老实说, 阿源
一百万娶个老婆…会不会贵了点

299
00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:29,560
所以最近我比较需要用钱

300
00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:30,890
突然想起来

301
00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:34,090
原来我有五十万片酬
在罗先生你那儿保管的

302
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,500
想看看罗先生你可不可以…

303
00:14:36,570 --> 00:14:39,380
行…这样吧, 你明天来找我

304
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:42,300
那么我叫会计开张支票给你

305
00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:43,700
可是明天是公众假期

306
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,810
可以, 你放心
相信我, 我说话算话的

307
00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:47,140
可是…
我会有办法的

308
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:48,480
谈什么那么开心

309
00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:50,540
罗太太…

310
00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:53,280
刚刚碰上你两个朋友来找你开局

311
00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:55,510
好…

312
00:14:55,990 --> 00:14:57,120
我找你上诉

313
00:14:57,190 --> 00:14:59,380
是吗？好, 没问题

314
00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:02,920
我们才三个人, 不成局

315
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:04,730
有他们在嘛

316
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,590
对啊…

317
00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:08,560
阿源, 你来玩好吗

318
00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:09,360
对啊

319
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,900
不行, 我不会赌钱

320
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:14,260
赌什么钱？梭哈而已嘛, 对不对

321
00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:16,500
输赢才一万几千, 小意思

322
00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:17,170
是啊

323
00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:18,970
就是啊, 不会不给面子吧
不要了

324
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,270
不要, 不是…

325
00:15:20,410 --> 00:15:23,470
来…过来…我们谈谈片酬的事情

326
00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:25,280
去呀…
好的…

327
00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:27,028
阿四, 煮点咖啡

328
00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:28,500
怎么
好什么好

329
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:30,540
人家几个都是大老板

330
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,100
玩梭哈怎么玩啊

331
00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:34,490
人家一出手我们就被人吃光了

332
00:15:34,590 --> 00:15:36,650
那些是小人, 不能得罪的

333
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,490
一万八千就当丢在海里了

334
00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:40,140
这种钱不能省的

335
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,650
不是啊, 我还是很害怕

336
00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:42,380
怕什么

337
00:15:42,450 --> 00:15:43,250
怕是没完没了

338
00:15:43,390 --> 00:15:46,100
你心里别戚戚凝重嘛

339
00:15:46,340 --> 00:15:48,860
我在后面帮你看着, 没事的, 走

340
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,790
钱财只是身外物嘛

341
00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:55,560
看开点吧, 阿源

342
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,580
总共是五十万

343
00:15:57,650 --> 00:15:59,240
能看得开就不是人了

344
00:16:02,690 --> 00:16:04,990
这样吧, 去喝茶再说

345
00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:07,020
我不去喝茶, 我想死

346
00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:09,180
你千万别轻举妄动

347
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:11,590
蝼蚁都能尚且偷生
留得青山在, 哪怕没柴烧

348
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,160
我想自己一个人静一静

349
00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:14,220
行, 可以

350
00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:15,660
可以

351
00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:23,280
我的礼金呢

352
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,080
芳芳, 对不起

353
00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:32,340
我知道是我不对

354
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,000
你原谅我吧, 好吗

355
00:16:37,070 --> 00:16:38,470
我怎么敢怪你呢

356
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:41,100
我是你什么人？我哪有权怪你

357
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,210
芳芳, 算了

358
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,310
他既然知错了, 你就原谅他嘛

359
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,310
罗先生为人你了解的

360
00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:51,450
又小器又贪心, 好色得很呢

361
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,490
那些片酬能施就拖, 能欠就欠

362
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,820
我看他只是一时不小心

363
00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:57,720
对啊

364
00:16:57,930 --> 00:17:00,190
伯母说得很对

365
00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:03,020
其实罗先生叫我赌

366
00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:05,390
我才会逢场作戏赌一赌嘛

367
00:17:05,514 --> 00:17:07,030
他叫你去死你死不死

368
00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:08,780
你那么听他话娶他做老婆啊

369
00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:13,440
芳芳, 你生气也没用
不要说出这种话

370
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:16,640
妈, 你干嘛老是护着他
明明是他不对

371
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:20,610
是谁对谁错都好啦, 以和为贵

372
00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:23,220
都过去了, 你还生什么气呢

373
00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:24,820
是啊, 芳芳

374
00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:28,050
我不生气, 我怎么会生你气呢

375
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:29,720
要怪只怪我自己

376
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,060
芳芳

377
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,590
你别再这么说, 好不好

378
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,020
我说错了吗

379
00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:38,190
我最恨你就是输了钱都不告诉我

380
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:41,270
算了, 这种事是注定的

381
00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:43,700
说不定是你们俩的缘分呢

382
00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:47,860
阿源, 那五十万呢你慢慢还给我吧

383
00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:49,110
听到吗

384
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:55,685
我现在叫银姐煮点甜汤给你们喝
你们火太大了, 银姐…

385
00:17:56,190 --> 00:17:57,520
谢谢你, 伯母

386
00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:07,890
对不起, 我知道是我不对

387
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:10,690
现在我发誓, 我以后不会再赌钱

388
00:18:10,870 --> 00:18:12,740
如果我再赌钱我就不得好死

389
00:18:13,085 --> 00:18:17,260
身败名裂、妻离子散
加上绝症, 好了吧

390
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:21,440
我以后不赌钱了

391
00:18:22,257 --> 00:18:24,485
就算连赌片也不拍了

392
00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:29,440
看在我妈的份上
我现在算是原谅你这一次

393
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,340
你不要让我知道有下次

394
00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:33,090
不然的话要你好看

395
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:35,990
很快有甜汤喝了

396
00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:38,990
怎么样？没事了吧
没事了

397
00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:40,660
她笑了, 没事了

398
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:44,060
任姐说今天她那里三缺一
陪我过去打牌吧

399
00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:45,130
是吗？打多大

400
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:45,990
五一

401
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:50,830
开玩笑哪, 怎么会再赌呢

402
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:01,990
龙导演, 你找我？

403
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,300
进来…

404
00:19:04,570 --> 00:19:05,260
好

405
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,900
不是要我赔钱吧

406
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,170
不要谈钱, 谈钱伤感情

407
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:14,750
不谈钱, 谈甚公

408
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,080
谈气节

409
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,180
钱是万恶的源头

410
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:21,920
每天都想着钱, 没钱苦着脸

411
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:26,400
借钱最丢人, 下跪更讨厌

412
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:31,150
龙导演, 我也是穷人, 我没钱

413
00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:32,340
好

414
00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:35,350
我正想找一个没钱的民族英雄

415
00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:38,380
而这个民族英雄就是你

416
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:39,250
我？

417
00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:40,420
没错

418
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,900
东亚病夫

419
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:54,700
给我尽情的踢破它

420
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,790
VERY GOOD

421
00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:17,720
一举手、一投足充满后现代主义
力的表现

422
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:21,900
你简直是智慧和力量的化身

423
00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:26,300
龙导演, 你说了这么久
我不太明白你说什么

424
00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:30,942
我打算开拍一部血泪交织而成

425
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:34,530
史诗式包装的武侠民族巨片

426
00:20:34,685 --> 00:20:37,280
“唐山大兵”

427
00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:41,130
那我…那我做什么？是不是做主角

428
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:47,140
你将会饰演一个左眼双手双脚
都与众不同的唐山大兵

429
00:20:47,342 --> 00:20:49,300
是吗？那不是很厉害

430
00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:52,660
厉害, 厉害得难以置信

431
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,710
了不起

432
00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:04,960
怎么样

433
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,440
奇哥

434
00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:08,440
好像平凡了一点

435
00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:09,140
是吗

436
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:12,510
NO…你此言差矣

437
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:14,820
李奇一身装扮

438
00:21:14,990 --> 00:21:19,420
都充满着中国的民族精神

439
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,490
这么厉害？我看不出来

440
00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:28,590
白色的汗衫代表中国的一无所有

441
00:21:29,130 --> 00:21:33,000
黑色的长裤代表中国的艰苦

442
00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:38,200
穿鞋加袜子, 大方老实有面子

443
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,640
功夫鞋代表中国永远向前

444
00:21:41,810 --> 00:21:44,110
永不停步

445
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,780
太棒了

446
00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:48,880
还有

447
00:21:49,971 --> 00:21:51,228
双节棍

448
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:55,610
左边代表理想, 右边代表和平

449
00:21:56,060 --> 00:22:00,760
中间的链子, 代表中国人心连心

450
00:22:01,310 --> 00:22:02,650
心连心

451
00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:03,580
李奇

452
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:08,950
给我尽情的舞动它, 挥霍它

453
00:22:11,590 --> 00:22:13,420
挥霍它

454
00:22:13,530 --> 00:22:14,490
对

455
00:22:20,930 --> 00:22:22,200
好…

456
00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:25,530
厉害, 平凡中显出不平凡

457
00:22:26,010 --> 00:22:29,070
那你就穿着它, 三天三夜不要脱

458
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:34,440
不要脱, 感受一下中国的民族精神

459
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,250
可是待会去喝寿酒怕不怕

460
00:22:40,114 --> 00:22:41,571
来个厉害的

461
00:22:41,990 --> 00:22:46,140
好啊, 化悲愤为力量是吗

462
00:22:46,690 --> 00:22:48,850
这下木人都被你打得要躺下了

463
00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:50,960
现在我什么都不再想

464
00:22:51,130 --> 00:22:53,290
专心拍戏, 扬威海外

465
00:22:53,470 --> 00:22:56,740
让全世界人都知道
我们中国有一个武打巨星

466
00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:58,400
李奇

467
00:22:58,570 --> 00:22:59,440
李奇

468
00:23:00,070 --> 00:23:02,630
你是不是接近龙干太多
你也变疯啦

469
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,971
扬威海外不是这么简单

470
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:07,250
不是啊, 有志者事竟成

471
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:08,490
对

472
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,290
提起这件事呢我有点事不明白

473
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:10,900
说

474
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,560
说到打呢, 我打得比你好

475
00:23:12,670 --> 00:23:14,700
说红呢, 源哥比你红吧

476
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,980
为什么不选我们选你呢

477
00:23:17,210 --> 00:23:21,300
因为…我拥有中国人传统的特质

478
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:22,100
什么
什么特质

479
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,310
贫穷

480
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,420
好棒, 阿奇

481
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,560
你这么说, 你干脆住精神病院

482
00:23:26,670 --> 00:23:28,000
我看你有点…
你说什么

483
00:23:28,070 --> 00:23:30,130
我是说…
哇塞, 你太入戏了你

484
00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:32,170
来…
我攻击你背后

485
00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:49,550
祝你生日快乐

486
00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:51,250
恭喜…薇姐

487
00:23:51,490 --> 00:23:53,790
恭喜…
谢谢…

488
00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:54,380
伯母

489
00:23:54,530 --> 00:23:57,220
恭喜你年年有今日, 岁岁有今朝

490
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:58,450
妈

491
00:23:58,530 --> 00:24:00,500
你快看看金牌上面刻了什么字

492
00:24:00,630 --> 00:24:01,460
对啊

493
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,090
怎么金牌上面有字的吗

494
00:24:04,270 --> 00:24:04,830
对啊

495
00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:06,020
我来看看
看清楚点

496
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,170
隐隐约约看到有两个字在上面

497
00:24:09,410 --> 00:24:10,780
我来看清楚点

498
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,810
有快乐两个字

499
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:19,600
对啊, 希望伯母你快快乐乐
开开心心, 随心所欲

500
00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:21,220
这还不错

501
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,560
阿奇你真是的

502
00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:26,610
应该刻上生日快乐四个字才够应景

503
00:24:26,810 --> 00:24:30,410
你也看到了, 怎么能刻上那么多字

504
00:24:30,910 --> 00:24:32,780
送礼只是一种心意

505
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,710
千里送鹅毛, 礼轻情义重嘛

506
00:24:35,820 --> 00:24:36,880
说得对…

507
00:24:36,950 --> 00:24:40,910
大家不要打喷嚏, 一不小心一吹
吹到那边就不好了

508
00:24:41,420 --> 00:24:43,580
好姐, 不许这么没礼貌

509
00:24:43,740 --> 00:24:46,120
人家奇哥过门也是客嘛

510
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:50,130
我是开玩笑的, 奇哥不要介意

511
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,220
没关系, 我这个人很能开玩笑的

512
00:24:54,370 --> 00:24:56,360
不知道是谁来祝寿呢

513
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:56,960
是啊

514
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:57,700
过去看看

515
00:24:57,770 --> 00:24:58,900
怎么这么晚才来

516
00:24:59,010 --> 00:24:59,770
吴先生

517
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:00,900
好姐, 谢谢…

518
00:25:01,180 --> 00:25:02,040
佐治

519
00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:03,510
伯母, 恭喜…

520
00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:04,770
怎么现在才来呢

521
00:25:04,910 --> 00:25:06,940
意思意思, 不成敬意

522
00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:09,180
好重啊

523
00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:10,180
我看看

524
00:25:10,490 --> 00:25:13,790
好重啊, 我看没一斤也有十二两了

525
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,390
是啊

526
00:25:14,460 --> 00:25:17,590
这么大的金牌
整幅八仙贺寿画上去都行了

527
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:18,420
对啊

528
00:25:18,971 --> 00:25:21,620
托你们的鸿福, 炒股票赚回来的

529
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,780
是吗

530
00:25:22,860 --> 00:25:25,740
佐治, 你这礼好像太厚了

531
00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:27,460
小意思

532
00:25:29,610 --> 00:25:31,160
不用自卑

533
00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:34,020
不会, 各有前因莫羡人

534
00:25:34,190 --> 00:25:37,060
人比人气死人, 我不自卑

535
00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:39,828
走

536
00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:42,700
什么事

537
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,740
我问你, 你到底骗了她们多少钱

538
00:25:45,914 --> 00:25:48,900
笑话, 我每天都在送钱给她们花

539
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:53,910
你不用装神弄鬼, 不然的话
我把你打个半死

540
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,570
跟我说没用, 进去说呀

541
00:25:56,820 --> 00:25:58,480
说我是老千拆白党

542
00:25:58,580 --> 00:26:00,180
看看有没有人相信你

543
00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:03,580
告诉你, 纸是包不住火的

544
00:26:04,060 --> 00:26:06,550
你早晚会露出孤狸的尾巴

545
00:26:06,730 --> 00:26:08,280
我劝你不要多管闲事

546
00:26:08,542 --> 00:26:11,490
跟我过不去, 你是自找麻烦

547
00:26:15,620 --> 00:26:16,940
怎么会这样
对不对

548
00:26:17,057 --> 00:26:19,570
我早就让你放好了, 现在摔破了

549
00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:22,300
对…对不起, 太太

550
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,670
你当落地开花, 富贵荣华嘛

551
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,870
打破了？

552
00:26:29,820 --> 00:26:32,200
不要看着我, 我不是故意的

553
00:26:32,370 --> 00:26:35,670
对啊, 奇哥, 只是风大吹到地上去

554
00:26:35,940 --> 00:26:37,260
不关妈的事的

555
00:26:37,390 --> 00:26:38,050
是吗

556
00:26:38,190 --> 00:26:40,390
那就是名副其实风都吹得起了

557
00:26:40,590 --> 00:26:42,960
真讨厌, 老爱挑毛病

558
00:26:43,130 --> 00:26:45,890
小事情…换块玻璃就行了

559
00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:48,970
对, 换一块玻璃

560
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,290
嫁祸李奇？有什么好处

561
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,730
拔掉了眼中钉
骗她们的钱就容易多了

562
00:27:02,230 --> 00:27:06,030
说得对, 这个混蛋实在是够讨厌

563
00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:08,700
做得好看一点

564
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,340
我办事, 你放心

565
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,730
如果不是遇上佐治
我看你的命都没了

566
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,600
不知道为什么这么倒楣

567
00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:31,340
现在我的肋骨还疼得很呢

568
00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:34,857
当然了, 穿金带银招摇过市

569
00:27:34,850 --> 00:27:36,280
不抢你抢谁呀

570
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,914
算了, 爸爸
这次就当破财消灾好了

571
00:27:40,085 --> 00:27:42,980
不是啊, 我什么都没丢

572
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,860
伯母, 听你这么说

573
00:27:46,060 --> 00:27:47,860
你不像是被人抢劫

574
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:49,790
简直是被人家打啊

575
00:27:50,060 --> 00:27:53,142
跟人家无仇无怨, 谁会打我

576
00:27:53,470 --> 00:27:55,960
你最近有没有跟人家吵架

577
00:27:56,270 --> 00:27:59,020
有好几个月没和芳妈打牌了

578
00:27:59,170 --> 00:28:00,940
谁跟她吵架呀

579
00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:03,980
或者是有没有
打破人家东西, 弄坏人家东西

580
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,860
惹人家生气而不知道

581
00:28:06,780 --> 00:28:10,550
只有生日那天踩烂了李奇那个金牌

582
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,171
不会的…奇哥为人心胸广阔

583
00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:15,780
他不会放在心上的

584
00:28:16,114 --> 00:28:19,780
可是…他是有名的武打明星

585
00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:24,390
对了, 我被人用麻袋套住的时候

586
00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:27,990
我真的隐隐约约看到有个人
是穿白衣服黑裤子的

587
00:28:28,142 --> 00:28:31,830
妈, 穿白衣服黑裤子的人到处都是

588
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,970
不用问了, 是他啦

589
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:35,640
妈

590
00:28:37,180 --> 00:28:38,940
伯母, 你没事吧

591
00:28:39,450 --> 00:28:42,680
不要猫哭耗子假慈悲了, 给我滚蛋

592
00:28:43,420 --> 00:28:45,350
你叫谁滚蛋呀

593
00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:52,220
奇哥
为什么

594
00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:54,020
你没事吧

595
00:28:54,885 --> 00:28:56,960
我看妈只是一时的误会

596
00:28:57,100 --> 00:28:58,760
你不要放在心里

597
00:29:00,330 --> 00:29:02,890
我…没事

598
00:29:03,130 --> 00:29:04,720
习武者所为何事

599
00:29:04,850 --> 00:29:06,410
强身健体保家卫国

600
00:29:06,660 --> 00:29:08,250
扁人老妈所为何事

601
00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:09,200
不关我的事

602
00:29:09,290 --> 00:29:10,450
扁人的时候, 你在哪里

603
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,650
跟牛家良师父在学虎鹤双形拳

604
00:29:12,830 --> 00:29:14,590
听说牛家良师父去外埠拍戏了

605
00:29:14,730 --> 00:29:15,630
你怎么说都行了

606
00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:17,190
秀才遇着兵, 有理说不清

607
00:29:17,330 --> 00:29:20,890
好勇斗狠打女人
民族英雄呀？牛杂猪红

608
00:29:21,070 --> 00:29:23,100
是一个扁人老妈的民族英雄

609
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,260
举头三尺有神灵
如果真的是我做的

610
00:29:25,370 --> 00:29:27,470
我就五雷轰顶, 不得好…不…

611
00:29:27,580 --> 00:29:29,100
奇哥…不许你说

612
00:29:29,580 --> 00:29:32,510
如果他们真的不相信你的话
还有我相信你

613
00:29:32,650 --> 00:29:33,340
谢谢珠妹

614
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,110
我也是

615
00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:35,680
我人头担保, 我说阿奇没做过

616
00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:39,240
患难见真情, 总算有点安慰

617
00:29:39,285 --> 00:29:43,028
奇哥, 既然事情跟你无关
我们就得跟妈说清楚了

618
00:29:43,820 --> 00:29:44,860
说得对

619
00:29:46,780 --> 00:29:48,620
等一下, 解释就好了

620
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,320
要记住, 千万不要激动

621
00:29:50,470 --> 00:29:51,960
好, 答应你

622
00:29:52,170 --> 00:29:54,430
骂不还口, 打不还手

623
00:29:54,670 --> 00:29:55,940
这样我就放心了

624
00:29:56,028 --> 00:29:56,885
进去吧

625
00:30:05,350 --> 00:30:08,650
奇哥, 可能我妈心情还没有平静

626
00:30:08,780 --> 00:30:10,720
没砸伤你吧

627
00:30:12,742 --> 00:30:15,410
我…没事

628
00:30:16,260 --> 00:30:16,990
二筒

629
00:30:17,060 --> 00:30:19,030
和了, 二五筒清一色

630
00:30:19,260 --> 00:30:20,750
运气真好
人家还没离手呢

631
00:30:20,830 --> 00:30:21,690
见光死了

632
00:30:21,930 --> 00:30:23,870
算了, 让你和

633
00:30:23,970 --> 00:30:26,990
少有啊, 输了清一色一点都不生气

634
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:30,330
才升一个价位, 就随便她和吧

635
00:30:30,510 --> 00:30:33,980
现在你赚大钱了, 小钱不在乎了

636
00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:35,600
我真搞不懂你们

637
00:30:35,810 --> 00:30:38,080
真金白银去买堆废纸

638
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,060
我看有钱买房子收租好多了

639
00:30:41,220 --> 00:30:42,320
股票值得买吗

640
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,920
芳妈, 这就所谓
子非鱼, 焉知鱼乐嘛

641
00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:47,590
就是嘛

642
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,450
每天赚一点, 简直是赚翻了

643
00:30:50,630 --> 00:30:51,290
对啊

644
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:52,580
真有这么好赚？

645
00:30:52,780 --> 00:30:54,020
不要教她, 让她想

646
00:30:54,230 --> 00:30:54,820
讨厌

647
00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:56,120
外面下大雨啊

648
00:30:56,330 --> 00:30:57,660
不是, 阳光普照

649
00:30:57,740 --> 00:30:59,780
你怎么都湿成这样
佐治

650
00:31:00,540 --> 00:31:04,100
今天的股票市场
塞满了人, 塞得水泄不通的

651
00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:05,900
后来警察来赶人, 开水炮

652
00:31:06,180 --> 00:31:09,180
这么严重
真要命, 他衣服头发全都湿了

653
00:31:09,350 --> 00:31:11,400
莲姐, 还像木头一样站着

654
00:31:11,510 --> 00:31:12,980
拿块毛巾给佐治嘛

655
00:31:15,050 --> 00:31:15,980
对了, 佐治

656
00:31:16,150 --> 00:31:18,640
今天那个深水天线的行情怎么样

657
00:31:18,890 --> 00:31:21,480
很好啊, 一下子升了六个价位

658
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,540
是吗

659
00:31:22,620 --> 00:31:24,020
今天升得慢了一点

660
00:31:24,860 --> 00:31:28,320
一块赚六毛了
你真是人心不足蛇吞象

661
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,540
最重要是长赚长有

662
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:31,380
说得对

663
00:31:31,580 --> 00:31:33,980
一块赚六毛？利钱很好

664
00:31:34,150 --> 00:31:34,710
对啊

665
00:31:34,890 --> 00:31:37,740
吴先生, 下次可不可以帮我买一点

666
00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:40,320
行, 有钱一起赚

667
00:31:40,490 --> 00:31:41,120
谢谢…

668
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,730
银姐, 怎么连你也上当了

669
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,700
俗话说手快有手慢没嘛
你不买是自己笨

670
00:31:46,870 --> 00:31:50,670
吴先生, 算我一份吧, 我也想买

671
00:31:50,870 --> 00:31:53,030
你买？买蛋卷啊

672
00:31:53,110 --> 00:31:55,660
甚…什么蛋卷？是金条

673
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,060
哇塞, 整盒金条都拿出来了

674
00:31:58,310 --> 00:31:59,870
你真想拼命啊

675
00:32:00,010 --> 00:32:01,570
小姐
我也想赚嘛

676
00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:03,690
吴先生, 也算我一份

677
00:32:03,870 --> 00:32:05,490
我去银行拿钱, 小姐

678
00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:07,600
你等等我
好…

679
00:32:07,742 --> 00:32:09,230
这等于人人有份了

680
00:32:09,340 --> 00:32:10,830
别漏了我, 算我一份

681
00:32:11,010 --> 00:32:13,580
还说不值得, 没有骨气

682
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,980
我知道你会臭我的, 不过没关系

683
00:32:17,110 --> 00:32:19,310
看在钱份上不跟你计较

684
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,410
洗牌吧

685
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:22,310
妈

686
00:32:22,450 --> 00:32:22,850
伯母

687
00:32:23,050 --> 00:32:23,750
你们来了
是啊

688
00:32:24,170 --> 00:32:26,260
太太, 我拿这些龙虾进去放尿

689
00:32:26,510 --> 00:32:27,870
买龙虾啦

690
00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:30,110
对啊, 明天早上做早餐的

691
00:32:30,171 --> 00:32:32,810
龙虾做早餐, 这么富有

692
00:32:32,971 --> 00:32:36,410
龙虾煮粥很好吃的, 你明天来吃吧

693
00:32:36,742 --> 00:32:38,140
你中了马票？

694
00:32:38,450 --> 00:32:42,314
我呢不是中马票
是炒股票赚回来的

695
00:32:42,485 --> 00:32:44,250
连你也学人家炒股票

696
00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:48,190
什么学？现在路上所有的人都在炒
不炒才笨呢

697
00:32:48,460 --> 00:32:52,560
用真金白银买迭废纸轻飘飘
安不安全

698
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:53,160
对啊

699
00:32:53,330 --> 00:32:55,490
三天前我也像你这么想的

700
00:32:55,630 --> 00:32:59,730
现在不一样了, 现在是早炒早赚
晚炒没得赚

701
00:33:00,820 --> 00:33:01,500
源哥

702
00:33:01,710 --> 00:33:03,110
你有没有买股票

703
00:33:03,310 --> 00:33:04,280
当然没有

704
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,570
这种太投机的玩意我家里不许做

705
00:33:07,628 --> 00:33:10,820
况且有钱我也留着来娶你过门了
对吗

706
00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:20,190
怎么, 你来看我

707
00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:22,490
我来帮你发财

708
00:33:22,714 --> 00:33:25,200
干嘛？给我号码买小摇彩

709
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,890
经纪行的电话

710
00:33:27,070 --> 00:33:29,230
你用你的钱去买股票, 一定赚钱

711
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,330
买什么股票

712
00:33:30,470 --> 00:33:31,940
深水天线

713
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,200
妈妈他们说, 一定升得很厉害

714
00:33:35,090 --> 00:33:36,390
等等, 过来…

715
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,720
你打算拿我的老婆本去买股票

716
00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:41,190
跌了谁娶你呀

717
00:33:41,300 --> 00:33:42,290
不会跌的

718
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:44,340
经纪何在吗

719
00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:46,600
何先生, 谢源

720
00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:50,980
邵太太介绍我打电话来的

721
00:33:51,142 --> 00:33:52,500
对, 我叫谢源

722
00:33:53,085 --> 00:33:56,400
没有, 我打算叫你帮我入点股票

723
00:33:57,260 --> 00:33:58,070
什么股票

724
00:33:58,310 --> 00:33:59,410
深水天线

725
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,640
深水天线

726
00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:02,050
对啊, 什么价位

727
00:34:02,714 --> 00:34:03,980
两块钱一股？

728
00:34:04,150 --> 00:34:05,380
入货…

729
00:34:05,550 --> 00:34:06,710
入货…没错

730
00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:08,380
多少股

731
00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:15,260
叫你打个电话也打不通, 真是没用

732
00:34:15,314 --> 00:34:18,800
算了, 打的人多当然打不通

733
00:34:19,342 --> 00:34:21,857
那么紧张干什么？升是一定升的

734
00:34:22,070 --> 00:34:23,700
就只差升多少

735
00:34:23,970 --> 00:34:25,700
升多少也得知道

736
00:34:25,870 --> 00:34:27,420
不知道升到三块钱没有

737
00:34:27,514 --> 00:34:29,680
你想得美, 两块八都已经偷笑了

738
00:34:30,742 --> 00:34:32,010
接通了…

739
00:34:32,210 --> 00:34:33,440
接通了…

740
00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:37,170
经纪何, 我想问问你

741
00:34:37,350 --> 00:34:40,220
那个深水天线什么价位

742
00:34:42,420 --> 00:34:43,290
谢谢

743
00:34:43,530 --> 00:34:45,050
多少…
怎么样…

744
00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:46,940
一块三

745
00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:48,840
一块三？

746
00:34:48,950 --> 00:34:49,740
那不是亏了七毛

747
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,280
你是不是听错了？一块三
是不是三块三

748
00:34:52,420 --> 00:34:53,110
对啊

749
00:34:53,220 --> 00:34:54,980
好…好像…又好像不是

750
00:34:56,085 --> 00:34:57,650
源哥, 你去问他

751
00:34:58,890 --> 00:35:01,780
别那么紧张, 阿莲耳聋也许听错了

752
00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:02,900
对啊

753
00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:11,740
何经纪

754
00:35:12,270 --> 00:35:14,820
是啊, 我想问问你

755
00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:17,900
深水天线现在什么价位

756
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:23,280
谢谢

757
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:24,910
多少…

758
00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:25,700
多少啊

759
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:26,820
不是一块三

760
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,540
我早说了, 好了, 发财

761
00:35:29,770 --> 00:35:31,500
是一块一

762
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,240
那不是跌了九毛钱

763
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:33,810
对啊

764
00:35:33,940 --> 00:35:35,600
那我不打发财了, 免得输得更多

765
00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:36,730
七筒好了

766
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,710
芳芳, 怎么办

767
00:35:38,850 --> 00:35:43,260
我记起来了, 这样好像叫做
获利回吐

768
00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:45,620
那我们不是要输了吗

769
00:35:45,790 --> 00:35:47,920
一天没卖, 怎公能说是输呢

770
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,390
让我算算输了多少

771
00:35:49,530 --> 00:35:51,220
三一得三, 三三得九

772
00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:52,980
我输了四百八十块

773
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,930
四百八十块？这么少

774
00:35:56,114 --> 00:35:59,430
还说少？快要五百块了
她们输得更少

775
00:35:59,770 --> 00:36:03,200
你输了四百八, 我也输了一百八了

776
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,500
我也是一百多两百块啦

777
00:36:05,740 --> 00:36:08,180
那我最少了, 我一百都不到

778
00:36:08,410 --> 00:36:09,900
真的假的？

779
00:36:10,260 --> 00:36:12,410
你们平常大声说龙虾做早餐

780
00:36:12,610 --> 00:36:15,110
还老说赚很多, 你们才买这么点

781
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,220
赢起来, 真的能赢只龙虾

782
00:36:18,314 --> 00:36:21,150
小傻瓜, 这玩意儿
当然随便玩玩就算了

783
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:23,880
难道全部家产都放下去吗

784
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:29,000
说得对, 有那么多钱
当然是投资买地盖房子才实际

785
00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:30,100
说得对

786
00:36:30,570 --> 00:36:32,380
我这次真被你们害死了

787
00:36:32,542 --> 00:36:34,800
阿源, 你这么紧张干什么

788
00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:37,500
你是不是亏了十万九千七

789
00:36:37,610 --> 00:36:39,870
还不到, 才九万块

790
00:36:40,685 --> 00:36:42,140
再跌就不止了

791
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:45,200
有毛病, 你赌这么大干什么

792
00:36:45,550 --> 00:36:48,340
多久才能赚回来？下次别笨了

793
00:36:48,450 --> 00:36:50,500
怎么可能还有下次

794
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,780
莲姐你进去厨房看看有没有山埃

795
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,890
拿碗粥出来混混给我吃

796
00:36:57,060 --> 00:36:58,320
给我也来一碗, 谢谢

797
00:37:01,060 --> 00:37:03,430
股市跌成这样, 你还能够大鱼大肉

798
00:37:04,220 --> 00:37:05,400
我真服了你了

799
00:37:05,970 --> 00:37:07,500
这有什么大不了

800
00:37:08,780 --> 00:37:11,700
民以食为天, 吃饱了再说

801
00:37:14,180 --> 00:37:15,010
你看看

802
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:18,610
人家一家三口, 一盘菜三个人吃

803
00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:20,870
连青菜都没有, 你看看你

804
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,580
来个鱼翅拌饭也好啊

805
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,790
佐治, 我真想问问你

806
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,080
到底恒生指数
从一千七百点跌到一百七十点

807
00:37:31,230 --> 00:37:32,560
跟你有没有关系

808
00:37:32,730 --> 00:37:33,590
当然有关系了

809
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,560
我全部身家性命财产
全都放在股票上了

810
00:37:36,970 --> 00:37:38,360
我现在已经被套住了

811
00:37:38,470 --> 00:37:39,830
你还这么安心

812
00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:44,980
穷途未必末路, 绝处都可以逢生

813
00:37:46,010 --> 00:37:48,370
吴佐治, 找到你真是太好了

814
00:37:48,660 --> 00:37:51,440
经纪何, 相请不如偶遇
坐下来吃顿饭

815
00:37:51,610 --> 00:37:53,660
不行啊, 要补仓

816
00:37:54,380 --> 00:37:56,820
补仓就补仓, 你干什么大惊小怪的

817
00:37:56,990 --> 00:37:58,820
可…可能要补二三十万

818
00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:00,220
二三十万？

819
00:38:00,390 --> 00:38:01,720
明天就要啊

820
00:38:02,260 --> 00:38:05,160
二三十万嘛, 打个喷嚏就回来了

821
00:38:05,530 --> 00:38:06,790
你的喷嚏好贵啊

822
00:38:07,380 --> 00:38:09,980
财来自有方

823
00:38:15,020 --> 00:38:15,960
宝珠

824
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:18,900
佐治

825
00:38:20,257 --> 00:38:21,485
伯母在哪儿

826
00:38:22,580 --> 00:38:24,980
妈跟师父去了大屿山拜拜

827
00:38:25,485 --> 00:38:28,342
大屿山？大屿山哪里

828
00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:31,690
你干嘛那么急找她们

829
00:38:32,171 --> 00:38:34,980
没什么, 我打算找她们去看看地皮

830
00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:37,220
看什么地皮

831
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,360
我们合伙炒地皮

832
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,580
刚刚找到一块, 又便宜又好又棒

833
00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:45,840
还有啊, 要买就快, 慢了就没了

834
00:38:46,050 --> 00:38:48,650
她们没那么早回来的, 起码得后天

835
00:38:49,028 --> 00:38:52,190
这样啊？不行, 事不宜迟

836
00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:54,500
你告诉我, 我去大屿山找她们

837
00:38:54,571 --> 00:38:56,120
我…
吴佐治

838
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,860
你想骗谁呀

839
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,630
奇哥, 你怎么突然从上面下来

840
00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:07,230
没什么, 看上面清静上去思考

841
00:39:07,660 --> 00:39:11,420
刚才你们所说的话
我已经听得清清楚楚

842
00:39:11,710 --> 00:39:13,680
什么清清楚楚？我说过什么

843
00:39:13,780 --> 00:39:15,580
说过什么？当心我打掉你的大门牙

844
00:39:15,710 --> 00:39:17,180
君子动口不动手

845
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,710
大家斯文人, 不要动手动脚的

846
00:39:19,890 --> 00:39:21,250
不要让我猜中

847
00:39:21,390 --> 00:39:23,950
你一定是炒股票亏了, 让人套劳了

848
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,490
所以想个办法, 骗钱填数补仓

849
00:39:26,630 --> 00:39:27,560
你不要含血喷人

850
00:39:27,690 --> 00:39:28,520
我含血喷人？

851
00:39:28,690 --> 00:39:30,740
珠妹, 千万别上他的当

852
00:39:31,140 --> 00:39:33,900
奇哥, 你叫我不要相信他
我就不相信他

853
00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:37,540
这个世界上面, 除了奇哥你之外

854
00:39:37,740 --> 00:39:39,500
我什么人都不相信

855
00:39:39,910 --> 00:39:42,140
珠妹, 你成熟很多

856
00:39:43,010 --> 00:39:47,380
全靠奇哥你平常提点我
我才变得这么成熟

857
00:39:47,540 --> 00:39:48,170
是吗

858
00:39:49,850 --> 00:39:50,970
还不滚

859
00:40:00,090 --> 00:40:02,490
快, 快点想个办法

860
00:40:02,630 --> 00:40:04,390
经纪何到处在找你

861
00:40:06,130 --> 00:40:07,530
找到我也没用

862
00:40:08,140 --> 00:40:09,670
我也找不到薇姨

863
00:40:10,170 --> 00:40:12,470
你说说, 这个李奇

864
00:40:12,860 --> 00:40:16,060
这李奇有什么本事
程宝珠这么听他的话

865
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:17,640
李奇

866
00:40:18,380 --> 00:40:20,220
我早晚要拔掉这个眼中钉

867
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:21,860
这个简单

868
00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:24,490
花一两百块钱找人打断他的腿

869
00:40:24,730 --> 00:40:26,360
打断他的腿就便宜他了

870
00:40:26,540 --> 00:40:27,780
想个办法

871
00:40:28,714 --> 00:40:31,000
叫他求生不得, 求死不能

872
00:40:31,540 --> 00:40:33,660
万劫不复, 永不超生

873
00:40:34,990 --> 00:40:35,960
这也不难

874
00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:37,590
干我们这一行的呢

875
00:40:37,860 --> 00:40:41,290
是天不怕地不怕, 最怕被人传丑事

876
00:40:41,485 --> 00:40:43,670
诬害他, 说他太公是太监

877
00:40:43,740 --> 00:40:46,100
说他太婆是老鸨、说他老爸是囚犯

878
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,300
说他老妈有麻疯病

879
00:40:47,370 --> 00:40:50,220
反正全家都是臭坑出臭草
没一个好人

880
00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:53,260
你好阴险

881
00:40:54,780 --> 00:40:56,540
还有没有更阴的

882
00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:59,850
我这个人呢, 没什么本事

883
00:40:59,990 --> 00:41:02,890
阴的招数呢, 再阴都有

884
00:41:09,171 --> 00:41:11,660
干爹, 你找我？

885
00:41:12,060 --> 00:41:14,780
有件事情, 请你老实回答我

886
00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:18,240
大丈夫光明磊落, 事无不可对人言

887
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,700
你老爸是不是杀人犯

888
00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:24,220
老实回答

889
00:41:26,210 --> 00:41:27,620
你怎么知道

890
00:41:27,740 --> 00:41:30,020
我收了封匿名的告密信

891
00:41:30,142 --> 00:41:31,470
是吗？给我看看

892
00:41:31,628 --> 00:41:33,228
我不打算把这信公开

893
00:41:33,685 --> 00:41:36,110
唐山大兵, 我不需要你做

894
00:41:36,290 --> 00:41:39,171
阵前易角, 非我所愿

895
00:41:39,571 --> 00:41:42,060
易角？龙导演

896
00:41:42,620 --> 00:41:45,090
我爸杀人的时候, 我只有两岁

897
00:41:45,230 --> 00:41:48,960
我需要的
是一个身家清白的唐山大兵

898
00:41:51,290 --> 00:41:53,620
身家清白？

899
00:41:59,130 --> 00:42:01,940
毫无美感, 简直恶心

900
00:42:03,130 --> 00:42:03,860
滚

901
00:42:08,370 --> 00:42:10,380
有没有搞错

902
00:42:11,310 --> 00:42:14,210
阿奇这下完了
这样写法阿奇怎么见人

903
00:42:14,310 --> 00:42:17,100
搞什么？这么写法阿奇这下完蛋了

904
00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:20,140
怎么你也有

905
00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:24,510
我早上回来
不知道谁放在我的位子上

906
00:42:24,690 --> 00:42:28,740
搞什么？这么写法阿奇这下完了
是啊, 冯仁吭, 你别那么大声

907
00:42:28,900 --> 00:42:30,380
人人有份, 永不落空

908
00:42:30,830 --> 00:42:32,420
大事情…

909
00:42:32,530 --> 00:42:33,430
大新闻

910
00:42:33,530 --> 00:42:34,830
你知不知道李奇…

911
00:42:35,100 --> 00:42:36,690
炳叔, 怎么你们也有

912
00:42:36,830 --> 00:42:38,030
我们每个人都有

913
00:42:38,260 --> 00:42:41,830
那不是连洗厕所的都知道
不就是…那全世界都知道了

914
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:42,700
对啊

915
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,070
到底阿奇得罪什么人了

916
00:42:44,170 --> 00:42:45,860
一定犯小人了

917
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,820
那阿奇呢？有没有人见过阿奇

918
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,100
没有
他还敢出现

919
00:42:50,260 --> 00:42:52,410
如果地上有个洞, 他钻进去都嫌慢

920
00:42:52,571 --> 00:42:55,110
不是啊, 我听说龙干导演非常震怒

921
00:42:55,380 --> 00:42:58,380
他连男主角都没得做了
叫他赶快滚啊

922
00:42:58,900 --> 00:43:02,180
听说他太公做海盗
还说太婆做老鸨呢

923
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,220
还说老爸是个囚犯呢

924
00:43:04,430 --> 00:43:05,790
当然什么都不是啦

925
00:43:05,930 --> 00:43:08,590
人家写这种信
明明是诬蔑他作弄他嘛

926
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,460
你们还真相信？快扔掉吧

927
00:43:10,570 --> 00:43:11,660
不是啊
我看这里面有文章

928
00:43:11,770 --> 00:43:16,380
我听人家说龙干导演查出来
李奇的爸爸真的是囚犯

929
00:43:17,085 --> 00:43:18,670
囚犯的儿子？

930
00:43:18,770 --> 00:43:19,870
这…

931
00:43:22,314 --> 00:43:25,740
不可能, 这件事只有我知道